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If you've seen any rom -coms, then you already know, science and physics nerds

are the best out here.

For all my fellow nerds out there, try some of these pickup lines on the

Girl, I got my eye on you.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Is there a science room nearby?

Because I'm picking up on our chemistry.

Hey, you gotta get her.

New plan.

Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Smooth.

Forget hydrogen.

You're my number one element.

That bit of pain is off.

Diego?

Yeah, Mom?

When are you going to get a real job and stop with this podcast session?

Mom, we're in the middle of an episode.

I don't care. Listen, I'm your stepmom, not your maid.

I'm going to head over to grandma's for a bit.

I need you to fold up the clothes.

And tidy up your room while I'm gone, got it?

Alright, yeah, sure.

Yo, your mom's kind of hot with you, sis.

Shut up, man.

Help me real quick so we can get this over with.

For sure.

Damn, I fucking hate doing laundry.

Yeah, it's boring,

man.

Bro, what the fuck? Are you picking my mom's underwear?

Well... I kind of got a thing for it, man. Your mom's real hot.

What the fuck? Are you serious, bro?

Yeah, I mean, it's totally a thing. Like, people buy underwear online.

Really? Yeah, they buy used girls' underwear.

No way. For real? For real. Here, bro, let me show you.

Look at that.

See?

No fucking way. Yeah, bro. Girls are making bank with this.

Really? Yeah, like, look at all these girls selling underwear.

You know what we should do?

Huh?

Maybe we could start selling them.

Where would we get underwear, though?

Fuck it, we could use our mom's.

Bro, that's fucking genius.

Yeah? Yeah, we already got the podcast, though. Oh, yeah, we got something for

our podcast.

Fuck it, it might work out good. Yeah, we could advertise on there. Maybe

want it.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Okay, now, here, let me get, let me get a picture.

Wait, don't, don't get my face. For sure, no, I got you.

Hey.

Hi, Melanie.

Yeah, um, you know that podcast thing the boys are into?

Um, yeah, that, that podcast thing is, I don't know.

It's taken up all of his time and it's kind of, I don't know.

Yeah.

You might want to come over now.

Okay.

We need to do something about this. Let's just get him out here and have a

with him right now.

Rico!

Get your ass in here right now!

What the fuck? That was my stepmom.

She's got to go.

What are you doing here?

First of all, first of all, I'm your stepmom.

Because if I was your real mom, you'd get your ass beat right now. Same for

You are lucky I am your stepmom.

What are we doing?

What's going on in the fucking podcast?

Nothing. We're just talking to our fans.

Talking about what?

Don't think we don't know.

What are you talking about?

Exactly what's going on. You know what?

Have a fucking seat. We think alike, girl.

Have a seat.

No. Have a seat. You heard me.

So show me. Pull them out. Where are they?

Show you what?

Our panties.

Look,

we know everything.

Okay? We saw.

So show us the fucking panties.

Okay. These are yours, right? Yeah, those are mine.

Oh, these are mine.

Those are yours.

Are you fucking...

This is some bullshit. I'm not even playing with you.

So you guys think you can make money taking pictures of our panties and

them?

No.

You know what?

Pull out your cell phone.

My cell phone? Pull your fucking phones out.

Okay.

All right, maybe you can make money taking a picture of this.

What? Come here.

Did you get it?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Now it's time to teach your boys a lesson.

Move over.

What are

you looking at?

I see what you're looking at. What is it?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

I'm excited to watch this.

Yeah. I'm excited to watch this.

I think it was really nice. I think both.

Look at that. They both got excited watching us kiss. Didn't they?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Wow, you were ready for this, weren't you?

Yeah, I was.

You did like that kiss, didn't you?

You like that kiss?

Can I taste?

Oh, yeah. Do you want to taste?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Looks like you like it.

That's what you were thinking about this whole time?

Hold you up. Don't you dare.

Pull my dress up.

Pull it up.

Oh, man.

Thank you.

Take those off.

Yes,

I'm getting dry.

It's okay. You can take it off.

We're teaching them good lessons.

It's okay, honey. You can take it.

Enjoy it.

I don't have fucking permission.

Let's get over here.

I don't have permission.

We're in control now.

I have to go shut him up for a second.

If you want to steal our panties, that's what happens.

My pussy must have felt good.

I'm just not going to see you.

Oh wow, should we be doing this?

I'm so fucking tired.

Oh, God.

That

was

really naughty.

I want to watch you fuck her.

I want you to lay down on your back so I can watch.

Yeah? I'm ready for it. Yeah?

I want you to lay down.

Get right there.

You want me up in your arms?

of the Amazon.

Oh, yes.

Do you like the way mommy licks it?

I'm losing.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yes.

It's like that dick on your tongue.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you did so good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Wow.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

This is so creepy.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

How do you feel?

I can't wait to taste it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

We taught them a good lesson.