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So, Ellie, tell me, how's things?

How's everything?

How's life?

How's your husband?

Good, good. Good, and you guys?

Always working, you know. Yeah. Can't complain.

Good. Could be worse.

Could be worse.

And how's Mickey doing?

He's pretty good.

Yeah? Yeah, but you know what I want?

What?

I want a grandson or a granddaughter.

What? He doesn't want kids, so... Really?

Yeah, I don't know. Kids are weird at this age.

It's like they're scared of commitment.

My stepson's the same thing. How he doesn't want to have kids.

It's like they're scared of babies or something.

Right? And, like, we didn't have babies, so it would be nice if they wanted

babies, you know? So, like, we could experience a baby stage.

Right? I mean...

I was so bad. I always wanted to be a mom, have a baby.

I was just never lucky enough to have that. I mean, obviously, I have Jimmy,

I love him so much, and he's my own, but... How do you get to live with the

as being there and not being alone?

Right? You know what I did the other day?

What? Tell me.

I took the deodorant out of his room.

What?

No, like, that's fucking nasty.

I know, I know, but you know, the way I see it, I teach him a little lesson in

responsibility, I get a grandchild, you know, it's not...

I have a confession myself.

What? Don't touch me, okay?

I might have done the same thing.

What's that?

I've been sleeping in Jimmy's room for months now.

And there's a little drawer that he keeps all the condoms in.

I've been pooping the whole time.

But I don't feel so surprised that I don't have to invite you.

No.

I can still get pregnant.

Yeah,

so I can too.

Well, what if...

We take matters into our own hands.

And, you know, like, I'll still be dealing with your son.

You do the same with mine?

Yeah.

I mean, no offense, in no fucking way.

It's wrong on so many levels. It's wrong.

Come on.

All right, this is the way I see it. All right, so eventually one of our pranks

is going to work.

They're going to get a girl pregnant.

So, who do you want to get pregnant?

Some random bimbo that he's having sex with?

Or your loving friend that you know is going to take care of the child?

Okay.

Might have a point.

Fine.

Let's do this.

Let's make some babies and do it.

Please.

They're never going to agree to this.

Maybe it's time for a bird movie conversation.

Okay. Let's do it.

This is probably not the best time for you to be here because you're going to

watch your son get violently wrecked.

I'm going to break your mom's heart if I'm going to do it. Oh, yeah? Mm -hmm.

Okay. Ooh,

got a score!

A score multiplier!

Who found these in your room?

Care to explain?

You guys are in big trouble.

What does this mean?

Huh? Have you been fucking a bimbo?

Mom, you know who she is.

Silence!

I raised you better than this.

Rickbomb's really disappointed in you guys.

We can't do this right now.

You know, you guys, it's normal.

who want to have sex.

They're at that age where you could kill you.

And, I mean, we'll have girlfriends.

But if you want to start, like, keep seeing them, you know, you need to know

to treat a woman.

We need to have a little talk, boys.

Talk? About the birds and the bees, right?

Right.

I'm serious.

I didn't want to have a conversation with my mom.

Well, it was fun to have it, sweetheart.

And better late than never, right?

Pretty late, but it would have helped me.

Well, now that we're on the same page.

Is there nipples?

Wait.

Explicitly. Focus.

Stop talking over us.

I'm going to focus.

Yes, can you come up here?

So we can go to the interview.

Yeah, let's learn something. Hi, Jimmy.

Hi, Jimmy.

Well, now that we're all on the same page, like these animals,

I mean, I don't think they're getting it. Yeah, I don't think they're getting

it. Yeah.

Mom!

Holy shit!

Jimmy!

Hush! How else are you going to learn about sex and reproduction?

I see your mom's tits. Yeah, I can see them. They're over there.

Thanks. You should look at them. Yeah, no.

Okay. Michelle, see your mom's tits.

Oh, hello.

I see my mom's tits. I see my mom's tits.

Don't worry.

Let me stare at you a little bit more.

Okay. Okay, we're focusing.

All right, all right, all right.

Let's just...

This got real. This is a lot.

Emily is trying to teach you to play.

So listen.

So when played with correctly, you can really stimulate her.

In a very sensitive, very sensitive way.

She has her getting harder as she plays with them.

So, studies show that if the woman reaches orgasm,

she's more likely to get pregnant.

It's true.

Or in layman's terms, if she comes.

Well, I mean, that really makes no difference. We're not trying to have a

Yeah, it was.

Okay. Maybe we should swap.

Do you want to try?

I think you're going to need your girlfriend to come with you.

Look, this is a lot for me. What if dad comes home? He could be home any minute.

I do not even want to have this conversation with dad. I don't want to

with or without your dad.

It's okay.

Jimmy, your dad's not coming home anytime soon.

I can't.

Can't we have this conversation right now?

Yeah, seriously. We need to make sure that you guys are doing it right.

Why do you care?

What? Why do you care?

It's important.

You know, we care about you. That makes this better?

Yeah, yeah.

There are dozens of better ways to have this conversation.

When us girls get excited, it gets the way.

If you notice... If you notice... Stop, stop. This is embarrassing.

I mean, you were telling him about his nipple, and I was getting educated, you

know? Jimmy, you need to listen to your mother, okay?

Quiet down.

Yeah, listen to your mother.

Yeah.

And then this.

That. Mm -hmm.

Oh, now a good in -depth look at this.

Jimmy, you should be looking too. See, you should be looking too. You need to

look at this. It's important.

It's so important.

Now this is where you put your cock.

I'm focused,

Mom. I'm focused, Mom.

Jimmy.

Here, why don't you take your winter stick and play with it, Ellie?

You need some practice.

Honestly, I am at a disadvantage.

Are you okay with this?

Kind of, kind of. But you have to do one thing first before you do anything

wrong. What do you smell in this stick? No, stop.

Stop. You boys. Stop.

It smells like lava.

Yeah, a bit.

Yeah. Okay.

Back to it.

Back to it, Jimmy. Come on. Focus, sweetheart.

Come on, Jimmy.

Come on, Jimmy. Okay, okay, okay.

All right. I want you to show us what you've learned so far.

Go ahead.

What have you learned?

Okay. What have you learned?

This is the areola.

Good job, Jimmy.

You're awakening.

A little bit.

That's what it is, alright.

That's the nipple.

I couldn't help but notice there's a few stray hair to the tip of your poker.

Sorry. I want you to get it off. I want you to get it off.

Come on. Get it off of your teeth.

No. Stop.

You're annoying.

Alright. Alright.

It's just difficult.

It's kind of really weird, you know. It's like...

Where's the... It's okay.

Okay.

Alright.

My mom was here to teach you, boy.

There's nothing wrong with it.

There's all the lessons.

It's okay.

Nothing's wrong with it.

It's okay.

Remember?

Alright. What are you going to teach us, mom?

Jimmy's going to show us what he learned. Right, Jimmy?

Were you listening? I mean, it's whatever.

As I said, I am mad at this point.

It's okay, Jimmy.

What's wrong?

A woman's vagina is very sensitive.

You have to be gentle.

Um, okay.

That's my mom's vagina.

Yeah, yeah.

It is.

Where? What are you going to do?

I haven't said I can.

Yeah, you should. You should watch.

Watch. You made me watch. Watch.

That's the lips.

And then that's where the dick goes in.

I don't know.

I kind of got lost in the... No way. It's the top right there.

Good. Good job.

I'm happy about that. I'm happy about that.

Okay. I swear most women aren't the most sensitive. Okay.

It's very important to never forget.

about the clay.

So we just rub it, rub it like this?

Exactly. Very gently.

Very gently. Mm -hmm.

And then we have to be teased before we get fucked.

Very arousing.

Um, what?

Can I just hear?

Oh, come on. I can get teased.

See? It's a good thing we're having this conversation.

This is why we're having this conversation.

Yep, this is why.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Remember, you said it was okay.

It is okay, Diana. It's okay.

And I'm normal.

It's fine.

Completely normal.

I'm so happy we're teaching you something new.

Me too.

Your girlfriends will thank us as well.

I'm not telling my girlfriend anything about this.

But ever.

Okay, boy. For anyone.

In fact, after we're done here, I'm going to go in my room and pretend that

never, ever happened.

I mean... Okay, boys.

Uh -oh.

What?

My pants?

No.

What is that called?

No.

You know what it's called?

Yes, I know.

I just didn't want to say it. Aura called a cock a dick.

Whatever else you young boys call it now, dear.

Wiener. Prick.

Tallywhacker. Party boys.

Twig and berries.

What?

He got your cock.

No, she didn't. I mean, after playing with us, I mean, I feel like it's

getting kind of hard. You should show us.

Listen,

we know.

How that whole situation works.

Yeah.

I'm not taking my big y 'all in front of my friend.

That's weird as fuck. No. No way. Jimmy, just focus on me. Then it's not weird.

Yeah, focus on my mom, I guess.

No, I'll focus on you.

Deal?

Come on.

We're here.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Okay, boys. Let's get them out.

Are you sure I don't have to do this?

Come on, Jimmy. Do your job.

Be a good boy.

Seriously?

Okay. Yeah.

Poor Jimmy over here is embarrassed.

Why don't you swap with your friend?

Yeah, let's switch.

Go over to Miss Ellie. Okay,

I guess it's better off alone.

Oh, wow.

You have a ring cock too.

Oh my god, really?

His phone.

Do they look like their phone cut?

Um, probably.

It's so much better than I imagined.

You imagined this?

Maybe once or twice.

I mean, it's not weird, right?

You guys have been playing this the whole time?

Don't worry about it Jimmy

You make a bunch of your mom's suck cock away.

Why do you make it so weird?

I mean, how she gonna do it?

Looks like she'll bring a job.

You're not wrong.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Don't lie to us, boys. We love your pretty moms.

I think I should lay down.

I need to learn about eating pussy.

You better be doing the same thing.

You better be on a clip.

You're doing

a good job.

Good job, Nicky.

You're a good boy.

You should be very proud of it.

Oh shit.

It's better with the open so you can see.

I'm so fucking lucky. That's right.

Oh, good job.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Come on, Jimmy. Make her come.

Make her come with you, Jimmy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Get up, Jenny.

Get up.

That's right.

You look so good.

You look so

good.

Yeah, you like watching your mommy suck his cock?

Yeah. It's hot, isn't it?

Yeah, it's such a hot lawn.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Jimmy, I need a fucker.

Oh, Jimmy.

I need a

fucker.

Oh,

good job.

That's so good.

That's so good.

This is so weird.

Come on.

Don't lie.

You want to test out your mom? No.

Come on, Jimmy.

You want to fuck your mommy, don't you?

Don't lie to me.

Don't you dare lie to your mom. I'm not lying.

Tell your mommy you love her.

Okay, my mom's back in my day, too.

What? What are you doing?

What are you doing right now?

Another dozen.

That's crazy.

Yeah. Oh, look at that.

That little pull -out.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Tell Mommy how good it feels. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I kind of want to fuck you myself.

You want to fuck your mommy, Nikki?

Dude, stop being so fucking late. I'm still too late. Fuck your mom.

Okay, okay. I'm still too late.

I'm still too late.

I'm still too late.

Come here, mom.

Oh, my God.

You look so good.

You look so good.

You look so good.

Yeah,

that's what mommy wanted.

Yeah. Oh,

my God. Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

It's so good.

Oh, yes.

Yes, Jenny, right there. Right there with me.

Oh, look at that. I'm mindful.

Yeah. Mommy can't get enough of your big talk.

There you go. You're almost like bursting away.

Yes, baby.

Did you know

mommy was such a big heart, sweetie?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck.

Put it back in your mommy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, it

feels so good. It feels so good. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Are you having a fun fucking with mommy?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

How about your mama's all churchy and stuff?

Damn, mama.

Oh, you guys know what they say.

Church girls are really fucking freaky.

Oh, really?

I hate it because they're mad at us.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my college days.

Fuck, I hate it.

Fuck,

kids want me not to talk.

Yeah, mommy likes it.

Oh, my

God.

Right there. Right there.

Yeah.

Oh.

We're really close to cutting.

Where?

Where do you want it?

In you. Oh, yeah.

In you.

You're gonna beat me.

Yes,

you are. Yes, you are. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

He's money small.

What the fuck?

I definitely learned a lot.

I can feel it

dripping

out.

That was my girlfriend.

She's pregnant.

Congratulations.

Babies. Babies.

You're going to be a dad and a brother, you motherfucker.