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And that concludes the tour of my warehouse.

That explains how you're the top bidder in the charity auction.

Thanks for that, by the way.

Tonight was a dream come true.

I can't believe I went on a date with Supergirl.

Everyone was staring at you the whole time.

I seem to get that a lot, for some reason.

Human males really seem to like these colors.

Yeah, something like that.

Well, all the money I donated is going to a worthy cause.

And a very generous donation it was.

The Foundation for Women's Self -Defense will make great use of it and prevent

countless girls from being victims of violence.

And with you as their spokeswoman, how could they go wrong? You're the most

powerful girl on Earth.

Don't you mean person?

You're right. I can't think of a man who would stand a chance against Supergirl.

So how much money would I have to donate to FWSD in order to get a kit?

Oh, Max, you know you can't buy Supergirl.

Everyone has a price.

So, uh, this looks interesting.

What is this thing used for?

Oh, uh, that's... Just some abstract art that a friend of mine is making for me.

I really love human art!

Now

that

is a sight for sore eyes.

It's been fun, Max.

It's getting pretty late.

I had a lot of fun today, but got a big day of saving the world tomorrow, so I

think we should call it a... Wait, I have an amazing idea.

What if we were to do a photo demo of self -defense?

Photo demo?

What's that?

It means I will pretend to make some unwanted advancements on you, and

you... will pretend to defend yourself.

I don't know about that.

Oh, come on, though. Think of how inspirational it would be to watch

defend herself against some creep.

This is just what the Foundation for Women's Self -Defense needs.

I will double my donation.

I can guarantee this footage will have worldwide distribution.

Footage? I thought you said photos.

Photos, footage, they're the same thing.

Are you really willing to turn down millions of dollars to help girls

themselves?

Okay, okay.

You win.

But I'm going to hold you to that worldwide distribution.

And that nice donation that you promised for the girls.

I can guarantee you, they will pretty much be seen by everyone on the entire

planet. Just give me a few minutes to set up the cameras.

You had a birthday last month.

How does it feel to be an official adult?

I don't know. I'm still getting used to humans.

But it's nice not to have to sneak into R -rated movies.

You mean to tell me that Supergirl breaks the rules?

Known to break a few rules here and there.

What about a, what about a boyfriend?

Are you seeing anyone right now?

Nope, no boyfriend and not looking.

And why would the most desirable woman on Earth not want a boyfriend?

It's not that I don't want one.

Then what?

It's too dangerous.

Dangerous?

Yeah. Humans are fragile.

I'd need someone like me.

Or... Go on.

Someone I could trust implicitly?

Me.

That sounds complicated.

Why don't we get started?

Yes. Let's get started.

So, if you could please just stand right around here and look

super teen.

Does anyone ever call you super teen?

Wow.

And no.

Okay. My bad.

If you could just... Stand here and I will come up behind you and pretend to

on the moon.

Okay. What do you need me to do?

Well, since we're taking photos, I need you to not throw me off right away.

See that camera?

We're going to need about five seconds each pose.

Give the camera time to adjust.

Okay, I guess.

I do not consent to these actions.

Oh, no. I didn't mean to do that. Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Now, remember, we're taking pictures, so we can't make sudden moves.

I didn't... hear any cameras go off.

They're on silent mode.

Okay, let's try again.

Alright. This time, just let me move my hands around.

And then you can grab them.

And then what?

Then we'll move on to the next picture.

Oh, and pretend we're on a crowded subway, so you can't really turn around.

So, pretend I'm in Tokyo.

Yes, exactly.

I do not consent to these actions.

Supergirl, that's so hard.

I wasn't expecting you to go. You have to let me grab you for a little bit

longer. Remember, we're on a crowded Tokyo subway.

You have to let the camera see someone grabbing you. Otherwise, it'll look like

you're just beating up a random person.

Think that... Relax.

Listen. It's not like I can actually hurt Supergirl. And you do want to help

your charity, don't you?

Now remember, I need to move my hands all over you.

Don't attack me until after I say go.

Okay, I guess.

Now, let's make the best self defense video ever seen.

Moments you were really convincing.

So was your hand.

Now we just need the kissing scene.

Kissing? Why would a girl kiss someone who is assaulting her?

Don't you see?

Kissing is when the tables turn.

This is way more intimate than just some groping. This is where you show that no

one messes with Supergirl.

for a second.

Perfect. Just perfect.

You're a pretty good kisser for someone with no experience.

Almost no experience?

I wasn't born here, remember?

Right. Right, of course.

Now, are you ready for the table to turn? Show everyone the power of

Of course I am.

Sorry, Max, but you can't go around kissing girls whenever you feel like it.

Darn. And here I thought you were into me.

Oh, well.

I guess all good things must come to an end.

So, what do we do now?

I'm going to hit you.

Do you want me to dodge it or absorb it?

Just try not to cry.

Cry?

That

was

priceless.

The look on your face alone was worth all the money I spent.

What is going on?

What's going on is that I just knocked you on your ass.

Liquid kryptonite distilled into the skin.

Harmless to me, but to you?

But where?

Oh, no, no. Not there.

Don't bother.

It's already in your bloodstream.

Why have you done this?

Like everyone else, I have been fantasizing about you since the moment

landed on this little blue marble.

You are young, gorgeous, charismatic, invincible,

and untouchable.

I don't know what sick game you're playing, but you made a bad choice.

Maybe. But I'm Max Draenor.

And what Max Draenor wants... Max Draenor.

Now,

I'm

going to beat you.

And then I'm going to fuck you.

And then I'm going to beat you again.

And then I'm going to fuck you again.

Make sure to smile for the camera, please.

We wouldn't want to let your fan girls down.

I'm Supergirl. You can't talk to me that way.

Actually, right now, you're just a girl.

the Foundation for Women's Self -Defense will think when I send them this

footage of your app getting beaten.

Not to mention you getting groped and kissed by a stranger.

touch you wherever I want.

No. No.

No.

You need someone you can trust because you know getting a route makes you weak,

vulnerable,

I've got all night.

You are going to pay for that, super wimp.

Dork, get out of here.

Nothing quite like young tits.

the foundation for women's self -defense.

hundreds of different servers, but it never needs to see the light of day.

You can continue to pretend to be Supergirl as long as you service me

and a few of my friends.

the footage.

You aren't known as a super sloth. I don't go to jail.

And you keep servicing me whenever