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And that concludes the tour of my
warehouse.
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That explains how you're the top bidder
in the charity auction.
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Thanks for that, by the way.
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Tonight was a dream come true.
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I can't believe I went on a date with
Supergirl.
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Everyone was staring at you the whole
time.
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I seem to get that a lot, for some
reason.
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Human males really seem to like these
colors.
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Yeah, something like that.
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Well, all the money I donated is going
to a worthy cause.
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And a very generous donation it was.
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The Foundation for Women's Self -Defense
will make great use of it and prevent
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countless girls from being victims of
violence.
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And with you as their spokeswoman, how
could they go wrong? You're the most
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powerful girl on Earth.
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Don't you mean person?
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You're right. I can't think of a man who
would stand a chance against Supergirl.
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So how much money would I have to donate
to FWSD in order to get a kit?
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Oh, Max, you know you can't buy
Supergirl.
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Everyone has a price.
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So, uh, this looks interesting.
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What is this thing used for?
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Oh, uh, that's... Just some abstract art
that a friend of mine is making for me.
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I really love human art!
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Now
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that
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is a sight for sore eyes.
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It's been fun, Max.
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It's getting pretty late.
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I had a lot of fun today, but got a big
day of saving the world tomorrow, so I
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think we should call it a... Wait, I
have an amazing idea.
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What if we were to do a photo demo of
self -defense?
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Photo demo?
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What's that?
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It means I will pretend to make some
unwanted advancements on you, and
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you... will pretend to defend yourself.
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I don't know about that.
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Oh, come on, though. Think of how
inspirational it would be to watch
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defend herself against some creep.
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This is just what the Foundation for
Women's Self -Defense needs.
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I will double my donation.
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I can guarantee this footage will have
worldwide distribution.
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Footage? I thought you said photos.
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Photos, footage, they're the same thing.
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Are you really willing to turn down
millions of dollars to help girls
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themselves?
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Okay, okay.
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You win.
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But I'm going to hold you to that
worldwide distribution.
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And that nice donation that you promised
for the girls.
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I can guarantee you, they will pretty
much be seen by everyone on the entire
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planet. Just give me a few minutes to
set up the cameras.
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You had a birthday last month.
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How does it feel to be an official
adult?
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I don't know. I'm still getting used to
humans.
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But it's nice not to have to sneak into
R -rated movies.
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You mean to tell me that Supergirl
breaks the rules?
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Known to break a few rules here and
there.
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What about a, what about a boyfriend?
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Are you seeing anyone right now?
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Nope, no boyfriend and not looking.
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And why would the most desirable woman
on Earth not want a boyfriend?
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It's not that I don't want one.
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Then what?
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It's too dangerous.
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Dangerous?
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Yeah. Humans are fragile.
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I'd need someone like me.
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Or... Go on.
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Someone I could trust implicitly?
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Me.
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That sounds complicated.
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Why don't we get started?
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Yes. Let's get started.
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So, if you could please just stand right
around here and look
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super teen.
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Does anyone ever call you super teen?
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Wow.
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And no.
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Okay. My bad.
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If you could just... Stand here and I
will come up behind you and pretend to
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on the moon.
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Okay. What do you need me to do?
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Well, since we're taking photos, I need
you to not throw me off right away.
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See that camera?
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We're going to need about five seconds
each pose.
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Give the camera time to adjust.
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Okay, I guess.
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I do not consent to these actions.
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Oh, no. I didn't mean to do that. Are
you okay?
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I'm fine.
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Now, remember, we're taking pictures, so
we can't make sudden moves.
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I didn't... hear any cameras go off.
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They're on silent mode.
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Okay, let's try again.
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Alright. This time, just let me move my
hands around.
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And then you can grab them.
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And then what?
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Then we'll move on to the next picture.
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Oh, and pretend we're on a crowded
subway, so you can't really turn around.
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So, pretend I'm in Tokyo.
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Yes, exactly.
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I do not consent to these actions.
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Supergirl, that's so hard.
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I wasn't expecting you to go. You have
to let me grab you for a little bit
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longer. Remember, we're on a crowded
Tokyo subway.
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You have to let the camera see someone
grabbing you. Otherwise, it'll look like
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you're just beating up a random person.
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Think that... Relax.
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Listen. It's not like I can actually
hurt Supergirl. And you do want to help
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your charity, don't you?
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Now remember, I need to move my hands
all over you.
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Don't attack me until after I say go.
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Okay, I guess.
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Now, let's make the best self defense
video ever seen.
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Moments you were really convincing.
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So was your hand.
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Now we just need the kissing scene.
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Kissing? Why would a girl kiss someone
who is assaulting her?
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Don't you see?
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Kissing is when the tables turn.
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This is way more intimate than just some
groping. This is where you show that no
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one messes with Supergirl.
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for a second.
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Perfect. Just perfect.
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You're a pretty good kisser for someone
with no experience.
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Almost no experience?
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I wasn't born here, remember?
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Right. Right, of course.
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Now, are you ready for the table to
turn? Show everyone the power of
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Of course I am.
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Sorry, Max, but you can't go around
kissing girls whenever you feel like it.
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Darn. And here I thought you were into
me.
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Oh, well.
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I guess all good things must come to an
end.
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So, what do we do now?
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I'm going to hit you.
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Do you want me to dodge it or absorb it?
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Just try not to cry.
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Cry?
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That
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was
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priceless.
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The look on your face alone was worth
all the money I spent.
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What is going on?
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What's going on is that I just knocked
you on your ass.
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Liquid kryptonite distilled into the
skin.
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Harmless to me, but to you?
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But where?
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Oh, no, no. Not there.
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Don't bother.
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It's already in your bloodstream.
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Why have you done this?
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Like everyone else, I have been
fantasizing about you since the moment
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landed on this little blue marble.
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You are young, gorgeous, charismatic,
invincible,
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and untouchable.
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I don't know what sick game you're
playing, but you made a bad choice.
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Maybe. But I'm Max Draenor.
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And what Max Draenor wants... Max
Draenor.
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Now,
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I'm
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going to beat you.
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And then I'm going to fuck you.
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And then I'm going to beat you again.
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And then I'm going to fuck you again.
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Make sure to smile for the camera,
please.
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We wouldn't want to let your fan girls
down.
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I'm Supergirl. You can't talk to me that
way.
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Actually, right now, you're just a girl.
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the Foundation for Women's Self -Defense
will think when I send them this
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footage of your app getting beaten.
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Not to mention you getting groped and
kissed by a stranger.
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touch you wherever I want.
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No. No.
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No.
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You need someone you can trust because
you know getting a route makes you weak,
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vulnerable,
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I've got all night.
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You are going to pay for that, super
wimp.
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Dork, get out of here.
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Nothing quite like young tits.
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the foundation for women's self
-defense.
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hundreds of different servers, but it
never needs to see the light of day.
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You can continue to pretend to be
Supergirl as long as you service me
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and a few of my friends.
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the footage.
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You aren't known as a super sloth. I
don't go to jail.
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And you keep servicing me whenever
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