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Jett speaks to Vicky late at night. He refuses to give her more nicotine than

she's been able to earn legitimately.

This is lame.

Listen, listen. This is how I end it. But I know this. I've been doing this a

while. All you have to do is tomorrow be like, I got so hammered and I'm

embarrassed. Why would I say that?

Because that's the humble thing to do.

Why do you apologize?

Because you acted like an ass.

I'm trying to give you free game here.

As everyone prepares in the morning, she continues to hide her face.

So J .D. and Emma check on her. Bezo has been hanging out with Anissa quite a

lot as her gay bestie.

Emma visits them and says she tried to comfort Vicky, but it isn't working.

Bezo says it seems as though everyone's minds are made up so he can count on

Vicky being eliminated with the bullet and enjoy the next few days.

He says he's on better terms.

with Vicki after talking to her this morning, but is just manipulating her.

Bam arrives

to distribute jobs for everyone. Several folks must do basics like cooking,

cleaning, and vending.

The twins spend the day collecting bugs and finding a ladybug nest.

Bam arrives to distribute jobs for everyone. Several fish must do basics

cooking, cleaning, and vending. The twins spend the day collecting bugs and

finding a ladybug nest.

Charity must convincingly flirt with a fish.

Bezo must rage bait Landon. And Drake must get skate tips from Bam.

Mine is to rage bait Landon. I have to make Landon so angry that he breaks an

object.

Um, and you cannot be suspicious that I'm doing it, uh, for a task to get

I don't want to see it either, but money, money. You know, I feel like, I

like, I think it'll be easy.

Stop being fucking mean to me if you get a fucking money.

Emma's task was to do drug testing and pull hairs from everyone.

Honestly, I just kind of did it. People weren't mad.

Um, sometimes I'd, like, fub it, and I'd grab it and not yank it, and they'd

just, like, let me.

Let me get it anyways, but I did not reveal the intent for my hair. When are

two pissing? No. You clearly want to. No. I think there's something going on

with you two. No. Twin fest for the win fest.

No.

Twin fest for the win fest.

No. No.

We're just buddies.

Yeah, we're just buddies.

Let's get out of here buddies.

Do not eat the ladybugs. They are toxic.

Don't break them.

42526.

Customers behind the counter. If you need something, just ask Glenn and he'll

pull it up for you.

And of course, the first one that I got is Robot Helper.

Get the robot up even downies as needed. And I must stay at the robot's side

until the tasks are completed. For $13, which after the fine that I owe Jet is

going to be $5.

I have to...

basically do my real job in fish tank to rage bait landon for his job bazo plans

to steal and destroy landon's plushie during his shift and blame it on vicky

you're like vicky what the fuck and then as long as i have you two in there as

witnesses that also saw her do it that's enough to to verifiably say she did it

and then he leaves the market because like what the fuck you're fucking my

up

When they act on their plan, They find it's hard to anger a man who cleans poop

for a living, and harder still when your only experience lying is through a

keyboard. What the fuck?

Hey, yo.

What the fuck happened?

What the fuck is this?

Landon!

What?

Landon, the scorpion plushie was yours, right?

It was the only one in there, right? Yeah.

What the fuck did I do?

I don't know. They might have given her a job or something. I don't know. I

suppose she would do that, though.

Whoever did it, it was a big fuck, but if it's their job, then it's their job.

Maybe her job is maybe you have to retire. I don't know what else she's

up to. I know it's like we all are friends and buddies right now, but even

that's a big risk to take.

I'll watch him while he watches. Do you have an inventory of what is fucked up?

Because that's all I saw was the plushie. I did not see that plushie. I

him throw a pocket knife onto it. I just had JD in there. Yeah, no. We were both

in there. I was literally sleeping. Everything they say about you is true.

fucked up.

You're disgusting.

You're a really evil person.

I didn't do anything to you and you're like super evil to me.

This is actually the first time you've been good at lying so far.

Supporting Bezo damages JD's cover with Vicky to no gain.

And within a few minutes, Landon asks them to leave his store and do something

else. Vicky trashes Bezos' bed in retaliation for his pointless framed

That was really fucked up, dude.

That was not okay.

He's like the happiest person in this house.

Oh, man.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Really? You're going to throw water on my shit on day fucking two?

You're disgusting.

And predictable.

Are you gonna hit me or touch me or something? Is that exciting?

Are you gonna hit me?

Are you gonna touch me?

Is that exciting for you? Are you? Do you want to hit me and hurt me? Is that

what's going on? You told me that last night. I don't want to hurt you.

A little soap there. A little

sudsy. A little bit sudsy.

Do you like it? Do you like your little slop -trop?

Do you like your little slippery slug bed? Why do you have your stuff on you?

Fuck off, dude!

You started it!

Go do it again. Go do it again.

Go do it again. We're going to do it?

We're going to do it?

Would you like to?

Oh yeah, move your stuff.

Robot right here.

Vicky becomes a bag lady to protect her possessions.

Emma assists Bezo in cleaning up the mess, and they both complain that Vicky

used grenadine, which will stain.

So I'm not like, oh, I'm pissed.

I'm going to start destroying everything she has.

I know I have to just be calm and just think about what's forward.

The hamster vape is chained to the ceiling just before family breakfast.

Bongo studies the 48 laws of power, and bam, rolls in for some orange juice.

Vicky tells Bezos she noticed his attempt to manipulate her by playing

morning. Emma changes her colors again to lend a sympathetic ear to Vicky and

suggests she speak to Landon to clear the air.

I kind of wanted to be nice to Vicky for a little bit longer.

She was just the easiest person to push that on out of everybody.

And I got what I wanted. I got the money for it.

But she kind of needs, she does need to stay here until that first elimination.

Because if she leaves early, that's going to create a hard situation when we

have to go to someone else. She's the easy target this season.

One way or another, she's out of here at some point.

Bezo, you'll be pleased to know that they're going to hang an unsupervised

from the banister so you can feed your addiction, too.

No, thank you. Please don't trust Bezo at all. He's been involved with some not

-cool stuff on the outside.

Vicky is a non -threat.

That was my thought exactly.

I do kind of fear the non -threat. When I came in and Bezo was chucking the

water all over Vicky and her...

Basically pacing around in the bar area, hearing all the trolls just letting her

have it. I was like, she's not going to last long. She is going to pack her shit

and leave. But then Bezos throwing the water on her. Now everything got

on the Bezos. Now they're calling him a fag and they're saying, go team Vicky.

The telepresence robot that JD must assist today activates.

His Indian supervisor, Antara, has been given a tight meeting itinerary.

putting JD in a communication bind until Bashir arrives to help.

Yeah, you can just turn around. The stairs are right behind you.

Okay.

You were from?

Gujarat. Bashir, you said he has four wives.

Yeah. What are their names?

Keiko, Niloufer, Nariman,

and Freya.

What's holding you back from one more?

My religion.

The limit is four. If you want to go up the stairs, let me know.

Antara asks JD who he thinks will get eliminated.

He says Bashir.

But Vicky is listening and asks why he didn't say Bezo.

Did you

say your name is Bashir?

No, I'm spelling your name wrong.

Bam introduces a challenge, putting Antara on hold for a bit.

Do you ever get those ads for those mobile games? They're probably like

botware. We're going to hand you your mobile game, and we need you to act out

how it's played.

Physically, make all the sound effects, and show us how this game is played.

Okay, how about flip the switch?

It'd be like... If I flip it a hundred times, it's a bonus switch. It has blood

gore, so we're not like doing kiddie stuff.

With the game. The campaign mode is in the works, but it is going to pull

historical events during World War II.

But you play as three different playable characters.

John,

John, Roman,

and... Thinking of a German name, but I can't think one.

This is an amazing game that I created!

Ninja Strike and... Oh,

like... Oh,

and a kick too.

Can we hear some sound effects from Ninja Strike?

Pew, pew, pew, pew.

Oh, when you eat so much fruit, you bloat

up and you're like... For example, let me just give you...

A little demonstration.

You got 20 rounds of ammo. Let me see you shoot that son of a bitch. So you

go from standing, kneeling, and prone.

Just to see the sight, man, to see the red man as he's going through the

buildings. You want to hold your breath. So you want to hold down the right

thumb stick. Okay, guys?

And it makes it real.

It starts going like this.

And he's lined up.

Red man, you killed my mom. Any excuse you guys want.

You can hit the button and it goes slow motion.

What you want to do... I'm sorry.

Can I have a... Thank you, sir. What's your name?

J .D. Very nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

As the .50 caliber writes like bullet, it's coming right at you.

You're a redneck. You're like this. Can you be like this?

Oh, I walk him? It's a complete air shot.

This guy has no idea.

He has no idea. He just killed my mom.

He, uh, I hate him.

And as the bullet comes, slow motion, and we want slow motion so you can see

bullet enter into the man's skin.

His skin, his red, disgusting, disgusting skin.

It's going to go in.

And it's a 50 count, so it's not going to stop here. It's going to go all the

way through.

And I'm sorry, man, I'm here right in the crossfire.

And it's the person and she created it just right so it's very sad

And

then you're there again dead

again, they just right there's no more Black scenes you can choose from we have

black we got onyx.

We got stars and we got shadow

To the untrained eye, they look very similar, but they are not. And any

design artist, fashion person will tell you. I mean, these two right here,

dressed in all black.

Very two different black. This is indigo. You just smoke, smoke, smoke,

smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.

It's for the babies, really.

This is for your kid's iPad.

The game is designed for you to die within 10 seconds.

You come in the bike, and you're like...

That's when the real game starts.

That's when the real game starts.

What's the difference between siege mode and dragon mode?

Dragon play is actually a porn game where you play as a dragon and you

teenage woman fantasies from romance novels. It starts off relatively normal,

but as the game goes on and progresses, it gets more unsettling and creepy.

You'll notice that the sky starts to darken.

Is there a handle on the screen?

No, you play as a character who has a ball.

When you're battling you do like crazy moves you have to do like weird moves

because you don't have powers

Onto him, since he's flying, he like flattened and smashed.

Then you scoop him up with the net.

Yeah, so this one is a cock.

This one is a dragon.

That one is a caveman.

Can you act out what the caveman doesn't say?

Yes. The caveman character?

He's small. He's like...

This is your next big addiction, okay? And it's not Kratom, it's a video game.

Did I have the AIDS one? Did I have the AIDS one? Yeah.

I mean, with AIDS, so you're passive with AIDS, right? And that you're highly

infectious, okay? It's most effective if you sleep with them, okay?

That's the most, highest viral load is when you sleep with them. Well, it's

multiplayer, right? Well, there's a lot of players.

You know, a lot of them, you know, it's like Poojit69.

This is actually a game where you pit the heroes against each other to find

who is actually the strongest.

How would a battle between, like, a scrimmage between Superman and the nurse

I'm like the nurse, right? I go ahead.

I've been hit. But then I enact my e -book, and I re -raise my health, and

of my amplifications bring me back up, and I throw my little syringe.

And it lands right in the superior's heart.

And it's actually his biggest weakness.

And so he takes a drop down. So now they're pretty much at the same playing

field. I'm a little nervous.

Pretend to be a lion. We're going to be in a coliseum.

So if you unlock, if you build the coliseum, you could fight lions. And you

could be like, ah, I'm going to use the sword.

James Drake wins handily. And Emma wins mostly by stealing his idea.

Who did you like?

Hello. We can't hear you.

No, I'm sorry. Okay. Goodbye On his way downstairs BAM pauses to support

Victoria encouraging words JD locks in to help Antara with her information

gathering History

of

harassing kids on minecraft is gonna catch up to you Why did you come on this

show? That's why I'm here. Sorry to hear about your divorced parents.

Try not to be so cringe.

Real life is different from the internet.

Yeah, it is. It is very different. I think that's one of the most interesting

things about being on here is seeing if I can hack it in person.

Sorry? Do you have any way to prove that you're a human?

Okay, I need to prove it. Yeah, of course.

I'm from India. My name is Antara. You have to ask her a question that AI

couldn't answer, like how to build a bomb or how to sell drugs. Say the

I want to kill the president.

Yeah, just say something crazy.

Question her about the celebration of poop during Dwali.

The twins move into first place on the Stoex board, so Drake spends time with

Landon in the market and then sits with the twins who are drawing. Emma gossips

with Bezo that Vicky is moving like a bag lady, but Bezo says he is done

with her for now.

It's true. I was repeatedly molested when I was in the fourth grade. I felt

powerless in those moments.

So, I have made it my life's goal to troll and grief anyone

that I can get away with.

They will feel my pain.

Yo, Charity, sing my ass some Madonna shit with that sexy voice of yours.

Do it. Do it. Like a virgin. Like a virgin. Wait.

Wait. Hold on.

I'm trying to think of a song. Oh.

Life is amazing.

Emma disrespects Antara during her telepresence meetings.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, absolutely.

Why do you shit in the street?

Sorry?

Why do you shit in the street? Don't be mean to her.

You don't have to listen to TGS.

And Ben puts her the fuck in line.

Amaranta's production.

Would you say something like that to me? Would you ask me if I shit in the

street or not?

No, I wouldn't. Yeah, you wouldn't do that, would you? No.

I definitely felt some pressure from TTS, and that was a misinterpretation on

part. I spoke without thinking, and I do regret it, and I feel bad.

I don't like that. And she's a very nice girl. She's clearly here to help us,

and I regret what I said to her.

Don't ever fucking talk to my name like that again.

Relatable. With the goal of getting the fish's heads in the game, Bam asks the

fish what they're thinking tactically. Drake uses his confessional as an

opportunity to complete his job and get skate advice.

So neither Charity nor Drake really discuss tactics.

Bashir says Bezo has been disingenuous and that if Landon wins the bullet... He

might choose Bezo.

If I'm that much of a threat, then maybe I need to fucking chill out. If it

happens, it happens. If I go, I go. It's meant to be.

I'm not going to let it affect me. I'm happy with that. And whatever comes

after. So send me your worst.

I'm here for it.

Landon, Anissa, and Bezo all say they would eliminate the twins because they

threats.

Bam has been mocking Bezo all day on TTS, saying that the only way to get

to fuck a girl is to shit in her pussy.

Bezo says he would eliminate the biggest threats.

They've been on top of the Stoics almost this entire time. And you want them to

leave because of that?

It's audience favor.

I mean, a lot of this game is like who's the most entertaining, and if you can

knock that cow out right now.

Vicky obviously chooses Bezo to eliminate and says she likes Emma the

likely somewhat ignorant of Emma negotiating with Bezo today.

This guy is such a bully.

And I want to give you a hug.

Thank you. It's like, fuck. I was like, dude, he's like relentless with this.

He's like the worst person I've ever met in my life. Okay, gotcha. I've met a

lot of really shitty people. The twins agree that they would eliminate Landon

because they're close to him in popularity, or Bezo because they are

how he acts. Emma says she would eliminate Bashir or JD.

JD makes his swerve explicit.

i gotta go vicky not because i don't like her i don't think she's having fun

i think someone's just someone's gonna pull the ripcord eventually and be like

you're not this is not good for you and she's carrying all her stuff around like

she can't if she's not having fun and she can't like trust people

Police! Do you have a story in your head for it already?

Yeah. But I will still take me time to finalize the actual final final

whole story.

Do you have a name?

Yeah, I do actually.

Math Taker.

Math Taker? Yeah.

Math Taker? Yeah. That sounds actually really dope.

Math Taker.

More like Ass Taker.

That was a good one. Alright.

Edmund McMillan, the binding of Isaac and Meowgenic's creator, asks Bingo and

Bongo to reconsider eliminating Landon.

And they agree.

What does Bingo think about this game?

Vicky tells JD she reached.

Although he clearly came in expecting her to be miserable, increasingly

TTS rolls in for her, and she notes Bashir may have stolen Zins while they

talking.

Smoked out positive squad.

Rise up.

JD, James, and Bezo all conspired to fuck you by stealing.

Never trust them unless they apologize.

You didn't take anything, did you?

Bashir claims some other man wearing a cowboy outfit came in and stole the

Muhammad, did you steal a Zin from the market?

No.

4 .48 p .m.

That's not me.

There's three.

First off, that's not me. I don't recognize who that is.

Second off, you haven't proven anything.

During Ramadan?

Come on, bro.

What are those zins, by the way? Where did you source those zins?

A $12 item.

would be like $28.

I think that would be like too heavy of a fine to give you early on, so I'm

going to give you an $8 fine, but I am going to take your hand.

Okay.

If I have to make my ablutions again, like purify myself with water before

prayer, I will have to take it off, but then... Can you just put it back on?

Yeah, if you give me the tape, I'll put it back on.

Once Antara's official duties are complete, the fish gather at the dining

table to get to know her better.

Classic sound effects are turned on, stirring the non -fan fish into a

panic when they hear the gay guy alert.

To my head.

Production prepares the hookah for everyone to enjoy. The fish gather

but the twins, who aren't interested, meander aimlessly after Ben tells them

they are not allowed to be in separate rooms.

HIV twins.

Can you tell us the story of how you guys both got HIV positive?

We were born with it.

Could you imagine yourself eating human meat?

Have you ever been to McDonald's? Hi, sharp part here.

Have you ever been trapped in a wooden box?

Here's what's going on in your head.

Which one of you can jump the furthest off the highest beat?

Hey, good question. Jump the furthest off the highest beat. Have you ever

accidentally drank each other's pee?

No. Which one of you can spin around faster without getting dizzy?

I think I can. I have no practice.

You both seem really insecure about those messages to Frank Castle. We have

screenshots, please.

It's over for you sluts.

Can bingo bounce and bongo spin?

I'm trying to figure out if you're one person.

We are one

person. Anissa borrows one of the twins' shawls, sublimating

into the hive mind.

End of clip Bezo.

after being brutally trolled by TTS for several hours, is quietly pulled into

the basement.

The fish agree that Bezo has been going along with what he thinks the audience

wants, rather than whether he actually dislikes someone and don't notice he has

been missing from the play area. He returns after a moment and says he was

responding to a family emergency, but, quote, not really.

You guys know where?

Ben takes Vicki aside and begs her to restrain herself.

After

Bezo

returns to the basement for another ten minutes,

He emerges and admits to Anissa that he was downplaying the seriousness of the

emergency at home.

And will be leaving tonight.

He says remaining would jeopardize a relationship.

Day two. Day two.

Please stay the fuck away from Florida. We all hate you and don't want you back.

There's very few things that would make me want to leave.

Walk of shame.

Walk of shame.

Walk of shame. Walk of shame.

Walk of shame.

Yeah, it's a family emergency that was just like this.

Bad enough I either got one.

I haven't for a reason.

Here, come on, give it in.

You got this.

I know.

It was lovely to meet you.

I rushed.

We'll make it quick.

I'm not in a rush.

Alright, is there anything you guys want to say to each other?

You guys are arch enemies.

They're like, my line.

for, like, where I'm willing to depart for that kind of stuff is really far.

And I feel like this is probably, like, even farther than most people's line.

And so I feel really bad for you, man. Yeah.

Rivalry aside, like, it was kind of funny. The bag is what I'm most upset

It was actually a really nice bag, so that's going to be... Why'd you bring

I'm sorry.

What? No!

I'm sorry about what's going on. I'll say it out loud here.

I'm sorry about what's going on.

Need advice from many of the other contestants.

Kind of my point.

Why would I take advice from someone like you who is terrorizing me?

That's what this show is.

This show is terrorizing each other, getting terrorized.

Like what I said, it's one of those things that you gotta prioritize family.

know a lot of you don't have family. You probably have lost all your family and

you're living alone on disability and that's why you have so much time to make

all these threats towards me.

And all these really fucked up things.

Yeah, no, some people have lives and families and people they love, and those

take precedent over a reality show, even if it's, like, one of their, like,

dreams to do.

On his way out, Bezo warns the girls to eliminate Landon, the twins, and Vicky,

the fish he considers most interesting.

or else they will lose.

Now that the superfan is

missing, the audience is concerned with how much the Wine Moms will contribute

to fill the gap.

Charity has not made progress with her job, and Anissa has been dead quiet

today.

They still left.

I didn't know that was going to happen.

I've been progressing so fast in a weird way we weren't expecting. Do you know

what this show is?

I really hope you can do it, and I'm in your full support for all 30 days, so

you better make it for me. 30 days. You can't leave me.

Also, shout out to Tash. Go Zumbik.

Go Zumbik. Acutane rhinoplasty. Yes. Whoa.

I want to meet Jingjing the monkey in China.

That's what you're going to do with your... Did you win?

Yeah, I mean, part of it. That's so traveling.

Oh, my God.

We all saw your cutting scars.

Make it easy on yourself.

Show them to the camera.

The other girls already know.

Let's talk about it as friends.

No, but I am going to go back downstairs.

JD and Drake interview Landon, who says he's getting comfortable.

JD says he's changed his mind since this afternoon and wouldn't eliminate Vicky

now that Bezo is gone.

Production notifies the audience that Drake was meant to be cast for season

three, but received the fish tank admin email that wiped out the original cast.

He's like a lot of like team Vicky, right? Yeah, it's tricky because you

get rid of. It's tricky Vicky. Yeah.

The tactical conversation is broken up when the other fish pile in. During the

party, J .D. admits he sold painkillers to afford a milkshake, and Bashir says

he enrolled in higher education abroad to avoid being drafted in Syria.

Anissa says she thought that Drake would have no personality based on his

appearance, but that he has more depth than she expected.

Charity says she thought Anissa would be scarier. Anissa says she would study to

be a mortician with the prize money.

Emma says she would invest it to establish a sheep farm.

I see you, by the way.

You're not that sneaky.

God damn it. Get in here.

Right here.

Vicky tries to go to bed relatively early, but the drunk fish swarm around

J .D. says he's noticed TTS has become harsher towards him now that Bezo is

gone. He admits to everyone that his goal will be to screw people over in

challenges, beginning a debate over whether saying that up front is less

than simply doing it.

Charity feels weird late at night and suspects her drink was spiked with

something. Jet tells her there is only alcohol in the house, but she says she

wants to go home out of nowhere and starts looping about, feeling like she's

Molly. She says she didn't know what to expect with the show and is afraid of

the poop and piss that the TTS warned her about. Still, she continues to tell

Jet that she thinks she was drugged until he tells her he's taking her

downstairs, if she keeps saying that. Someone drugged something.

Anyways, what?

Somebody drugs something?

I don't know, but now I'm like I can taste something.

I just want to say, I know I feel like it's a cult. No, no, no. It's a happy

cult. Like, everybody's happy.

I had a friend who was like laying down on the couch, right?

Just listen, just listen. And he was freaking out so bad, he was trying to

and jump into a TV.

Because he was, we were...

Like 19, 20 and doing my mushroom.

I'm sitting on him, right?

Victoria's him. I'm sitting on him.

Like this.

He's trying to wiggle out and get out.

But, see, I'm sitting on Victoria's thigh. He was sitting straight up and

sitting for so long that I feel warmth where I'm sitting.

And it turned out he peed on me.

I'm not asking. He peed on the ass. But when I think about mushrooms to this

day, I get that hate in my mouth. That bitter.

Hey Yeah, and I associate it with Paranoid no one did anything to your

I'm not coming up here to say hey Stop that talk, but I mean to be honest like

it's a livestream.

I'm not gonna censor what you say, but no one did that So

charity is complaining

about her mouth being dry

We see her here at the bar taking another shot.

She's threatening to leave. Yeah, yeah. Which is happening.

And she's not, she just keeps drinking, drinking, drinking. Right, Charity?

That's what I'm talking about.

And she won't stop.

So that's what you're watching right now. You're watching Charity who won't

drinking, complaining, and threatening to leave.

Good job, Charity.

I get a new one.

This is not a CVS.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Drugstore.

No, this is that Walgreens. Okay.

Boop boop boop.