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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:26,000 Five. Five feels like a massive number when it's counting seasons. 2 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:31,700 53 years, the number of years since the initiative group was infiltrated, is in 3 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:35,940 fact not that long. Three years sounds brief, but it's felt like some of the 4 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:37,460 most packed years of my life. 5 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:44,240 You've also got 27, which is the number of years since CKY 6 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,780 Landspeed was released. 7 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,660 2 ,000 is the number of the day, though. 8 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:54,060 Because that's the year that the Season 5 house feels immersed in. 9 00:00:55,460 --> 00:01:02,280 The house is erratically decorated as promised with its beds of varying 10 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,620 and overgrown hot tub. 11 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,460 Victoria, from Nebraska, explores the house first. 12 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,340 It's in my name to have nicotine. 13 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,600 Vicotine? 14 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:16,600 My name is Vicky. I need Vicotine. 15 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:20,770 Her outfit placed in this house is reminiscent of a teenager who smokes at 16 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:23,170 dad's place because mom wants her to be a lawyer. 17 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:29,250 Production follows her upstairs to process her possessions on this season's 18 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:32,150 innovation, indoor mobile cam. 19 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:39,030 Jet informs her she will need to find employment to replace her nicotine, 20 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:41,590 kratom, makeup remover. 21 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:46,250 And fidget toys, a fact which remains at the forefront of her mind for the 22 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,250 entire evening. 23 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:50,450 Sweet. Just do this instead of vaping. 24 00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:54,910 Smells so good. 25 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:57,850 Just with all this Iran stuff, we have to be extra careful. 26 00:01:58,110 --> 00:01:59,110 That makes sense. 27 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:02,270 Think about getting a job today. 28 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,650 Things are kind of expensive here. Right away. 29 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:05,969 I was fucked. 30 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:06,970 I was fucked up. 31 00:02:07,050 --> 00:02:11,550 Are you using Kratom because you were a former opiate addict? No. No. 32 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:17,370 Never been addicted to opiates, but the Kratom just, to me, people who use 33 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:21,910 medications like antidepressants and anti -anxiety meds, I just use a natural 34 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:24,190 plant for that exact purpose. 35 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:27,530 I need to be able to brush my teeth, I need to be able to vape, and I would 36 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:30,230 to have Kratom. Those are the three things that matter to me most. 37 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:33,690 If you want to be judgmental and act like I'm using diet heroin, that's your 38 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:38,250 prerogative, but that's not how it is for me. By the way, standing up here 39 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,590 of freaks me out. 40 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,340 I just picture myself falling. 41 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,300 But even if I fell, I'd probably live. I love this. 42 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,620 I love this. Glad I have this. 43 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,960 Three, two, action. 44 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,400 Bashir's biography is the longest walked into a bar. 45 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:10,820 joke possible. 46 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:17,000 He's a ginger Muslim cowboy with Injun braids and Native American Timu jewelry. 47 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:22,180 But everything, including his mysterious Syrian autistic accent, his time in 48 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:27,500 Japan, and his pedantic nature, can be summarized when he confesses he's just 49 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,760 aspiring grad student. 50 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:35,840 He is permitted to keep a variety of Japanese, Chinese, Iranian, and Ottoman 51 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,280 trinkets in his belongings. 52 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:42,100 which he presses upon the camera and the other fish in any brief moment of 53 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,000 peace. What is this wooden thing here? 54 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,140 That is a Japanese pipe. 55 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:48,520 It's very not heavy. 56 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,220 My favorites, these little fingers. 57 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,780 Okay. And also a cute name, these are called bird's nests. 58 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:02,920 It is called a zuko -ingro, which is a Japanese wooden container for 59 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,940 powdered incense, but the one that was in your hand... 60 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:11,270 Is tobacco snuff for Danone's? This is perfume in powder form. It's a powdered 61 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,110 perfume, like Japanese perfume. 62 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:17,250 We'll put these for sale in the market. We do have babes. Do you babe? No, I 63 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,410 can't. I got a friend. 64 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:22,570 It's Ramadan. 65 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:26,210 Already I'm at a disadvantage energy -wise. 66 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:28,570 I just put it in the contraband. I don't care. 67 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:29,990 It's all right. 68 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:32,710 I got him a gift, too. 69 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:37,020 You kind of know where Mecca is based on the number around it and where you are 70 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:37,819 in the world. 71 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:41,160 Okay, cool. Which reminds me, actually, do you guys know what the cardinal 72 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,900 direction is from here? Mecca, I think, is northeast from here. 73 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,360 Now, we're going to sell this cheese back to him. 74 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,900 He's going to keep the bread. 75 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,360 He's Ramadan fast, I figure. Are you keeping this watch? 76 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,560 Yes, please. I need to watch this for prayer. 77 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:58,120 Do you hear the things that come out of your mouth sometimes? We're going to 78 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,920 sell this cheese back to him. Just as a show of trust. 79 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:04,970 I got a holster here of nicotine powders. 80 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:07,530 JD, 81 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:15,650 a robotics engineer from California, arrives third. During his audition, Jet 82 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:20,190 said that JD is the sort of guy he would use to clear a room because he is a 83 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:21,190 vibe killer. 84 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:29,250 Oh, it's like X -Flat. Bashir notes the link between J .D. and the cameraman 85 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:30,790 goes beyond the physical. 86 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:32,310 You're J .D.? Yes. 87 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:33,550 And you're Vance? 88 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:34,670 Oh, my God. 89 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:40,890 Bezo, a waiter from Florida, follows upstairs shortly after. He admits he is 90 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,290 going by his gamer tag. 91 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:46,670 Oh, are you Croatian? Well, it's like a shortened version of Bezo Pizan. 92 00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:50,790 Are you from Croatia? Bezo Pizan is from Croatia. 93 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,070 He's a family from Croatia? 94 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:04,620 And not his real name. He keeps a Wii -branded sling bag with him at all times 95 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,100 after storing his luggage. 96 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:10,500 Bashir asks everyone where they are from, and they answer him before 97 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:14,040 upstairs. Bashir complains that they didn't ask him in return. 98 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:38,780 He's from Minnesota, if you wanted to know. Anissa, from El Paso, arrives, and 99 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:40,480 Bashir asks where her name is from. 100 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:50,220 And asserts that Anissa's name must also be 101 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:54,890 Arabic. after finding out she is mexican after 102 00:06:54,890 --> 00:07:03,650 finding 103 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:08,410 out she is mexican he asked if she is mexicana or are you from mexico i'm not 104 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:09,410 from mexico 105 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:14,050 I said, are you Chicana? I don't know what that means. 106 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:16,490 I also don't know what that means. 107 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:22,670 You know, Chicanos, Chicana, Mexicans from... She's laughing, I'm sure. She 108 00:07:22,670 --> 00:07:23,489 knows what it means. 109 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:28,730 Vicky tells Anissa they will be sleeping in a shared bedroom, and she says it 110 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,930 gives her... That's the prison. 111 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:37,370 Which is slightly hard to imagine, but maybe she's done white -collar crime or 112 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,590 an extremely fucked -up parking job. 113 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:41,570 Syria. I was born and raised there. 114 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:43,210 And I came after the war. 115 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:45,410 So, there you go. 116 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:46,870 The Syrian war. 117 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:48,750 The Syrian civil war. 118 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,430 I guess we'll get into that later. I don't know. 119 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,500 Victoria Tandem. 120 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:11,660 James Drake of Texas leaves production to review his baggage. 121 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:16,540 He seems to know significantly less than the others about the show and relies on 122 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:18,320 J .D. to tell him what to expect. 123 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:23,300 Bezos sees James with his Alaskan tribals and bone -smashed face and says 124 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,300 was thinking. 125 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,940 I heard cuisine. 126 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:31,620 That's what I thought. I was like, what we're going to be eating is peas and 127 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,360 paper towels for the next three days. 128 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,600 That's what I'm saying. 129 00:08:37,909 --> 00:08:40,830 Whenever she, like, pulls up the thing to her nose, can you make sure you get 130 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:41,649 that in the shot? 131 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:45,730 Because when she, you know... Was it jonesing? 132 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:47,730 Jonesing too hard for nicotine? 133 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,910 Bezo goes about searching the house for means to open the many locked doors 134 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:52,910 without luck. 135 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:57,250 Bashir presses him for admitting he is an atheist. It's about this time that I, 136 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:01,250 at least, heard that Bezo was the owner of the official fish tank discord and 137 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,810 signed off an announcement retiring. 138 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,240 in his role today by saying that if he had to moderate the nut jobs in there 139 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,900 one more season, he would feel like a fish himself. 140 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:19,020 I love that this fucker's on the Stoics. Oh my God, he's got a little Hanukkah 141 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:23,580 candle. I have not heard that, but thank you. 142 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:24,880 He's very handsome. 143 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:29,260 The fish gather together in the den and have two separate conversations. 144 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:39,390 With agnostic Bezo and devout Bashir having a confrontational back and forth 145 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:43,790 about God while the others talk about music, Jet asks the fish to use separate 146 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:48,410 rooms for separate conversations, and Bezo cheerfully invites Bashir to go 147 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:50,570 about God in the dorm alone. 148 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,710 Hold on, we're about to give you the direction. 149 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:54,670 Oh, appreciate it, man. 150 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,070 You know the way to Mecca, Van? 151 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,150 You know the way to eat? 152 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:05,470 You gotta do this, because it, um, and then you have to put it flat on like a 153 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:07,630 table, or else it's going to, uh, be messed up. Sorry. 154 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:09,610 Okay. It's flat. 155 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:15,090 You're supposed 156 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:21,870 to repeat 157 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:22,970 after Emma. 158 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:26,120 A barista from Milwaukee arrives next. 159 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,340 She seems a little quiet and gentle, but introduces herself primarily as a fan 160 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,340 of horror fiction. 161 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:35,880 I like Emma because she's pretty similar to me, just right off the bat. She 162 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:36,880 likes horror movies. 163 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,120 She's got a chilled vibe. 164 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,480 Is that a birthmark? Yes. It looks like a heart. 165 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,720 It is. That's crazy. 166 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:45,700 I always thought it looked more like the Superman symbol, but yes. 167 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:06,070 Withdrawal for Vicky and Anissa seems to set in at the same time. By 3 p .m., 168 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:09,170 every word Bashir says seems to be pissing Anissa off. 169 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:42,340 Unsure of when the store will be open, production sets up a hamster vape for 170 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:43,580 fish to tide them over. 171 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,420 Don't let it come loose. 172 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,520 Please. What is that? Please. 173 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 No shit. 174 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:11,290 Landon, the college janitor, arrives from Wisconsin. 175 00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:16,550 Bashir, seeing himself as higher in the autism hierarchy, requests Landon 176 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:19,720 retrieve his vape. from where it has been taped on the bar. 177 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,800 Now, when your flight landed, did you say, landed, just landed? 178 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:26,300 I taped my vape onto the counter. Could you go get it for me? 179 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:28,220 Tape on the counter? 180 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,780 No, the vape is taped on the counter. Could you just go get it for me? I would 181 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,880 just appreciate it. 182 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:34,940 All right. 183 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,260 He's not on the counter, right? 184 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,080 It's actually, I think it was upstairs. 185 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:46,060 Do you want me to show you the bedroom? I'll give you a pillow, and I'm sure we 186 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:47,060 can get you another blanket. 187 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,960 Um, but you're in, like, center. Ooh. 188 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:54,600 In the room, safe. We're all surrounding you, kind of like it's, like, a wagon 189 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,220 circle. I've already established that. 190 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,860 Are you sure you don't want to sleep here? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. 191 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,480 Okay. No worries. I mean, you can test it out. How would you want to sleep 192 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,800 there? The worst thing he found while he was cleaning up. 193 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,860 Probably just a toilet reeking with shit. 194 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,680 Yeah. 195 00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:17,190 The fish gather in the bar, and some serious glad -handing begins. 196 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:22,830 JD, serving as a calming chaser to Bashir, has earned him the widest circle 197 00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:27,550 far, as his sociability has helped him connect with everyone at least once. 198 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:31,050 I like JD because he's just nice. 199 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,970 It doesn't seem like he's going to backstab me. Bashir's pushiness has made 200 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:36,250 extremely controversial. 201 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:40,840 And as he maneuvers around the room, he attempts to find a scapegoat in Landon, 202 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,780 which just makes Landon look persecuted. 203 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,540 It reads to me like he's bullying Landon a little bit. 204 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,340 And I think on his first entrance, that's not really fair to him. I think 205 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:54,040 understanding the social layout is really important, especially on day one. 206 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:59,780 think everybody should be able to look around them and assess the personalities 207 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,320 of their fellow contestants. 208 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:12,030 You told the person who doesn't drink for religious reasons to pray for 209 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:14,410 I would imagine that. 210 00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:18,370 Well, my God turns water into wine. He already does that. I don't know what he 211 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,830 can do. I don't like wine. 212 00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:23,690 I believe in Jesus Christ. If Jesus can turn water into wine, Muhammad can turn 213 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,770 water into vodka. He can do something. 214 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:29,790 It doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way? First of all, I don't 215 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:30,790 it's possible. 216 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:34,990 Write that down. Drop that down. With God, anything is possible. 217 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,150 Look, man. 218 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,550 It's going to be a crush for you. 219 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,250 What is? 220 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:41,970 Liquor on this show. 221 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,570 We should all be like Landon. Landon doesn't drink. 222 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,790 I hear you drink, man. 223 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:47,889 To have fun. 224 00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:48,890 Well, not a lot. 225 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,730 Sorry. You're just really nervous. 226 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:52,030 Birthday drive. 227 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,170 You're just really nervous. 228 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:55,470 Look at Landon. 229 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:57,210 So are we. 230 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:15,730 In the middle ground, Bezo admits to James Drake that he has a 231 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,770 boyfriend who works as a DJ. 232 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:27,280 And Drake negotiate a lost walkie in exchange for a case of Red Bull. 233 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,560 Let's go for James Drake. 234 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:35,120 The boys get together to feed Landon pizza, which he doesn't like. 235 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:39,860 And slowly everyone takes turns guessing what the picky eater actually enjoys. 236 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,160 Chicken nuggets? 237 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,640 Yes. I've never had a vegetable, just that. 238 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,020 You've never had it? 239 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:50,740 No. Okay, I know you like cheese. A burrito with beans and cheese. 240 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,100 I never had a bean. Never had a bean. 241 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:58,120 Never had a bean? Yes. Never had a bean. 242 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:03,900 Fish Tank's first double contestant from Arizona is brought upstairs. 243 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:09,060 So Ashley and Haley, we want to do bingo and bongo, which I know sounds 244 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:13,020 ridiculous, but... So you're going to be bingo and you're going to be bongo. 245 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,760 You guys vape? Yeah. Just me. 246 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,120 Okay. 247 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,880 What's up, guys? What's up? 248 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,020 That's interesting. 249 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:32,660 Production explains that the pair will be competing as one contestant, I 250 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:37,120 implying that if one is eliminated, they both are. Haley, otherwise known as 251 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:42,420 Bingo, has a more angular face, and Bongo, also known as Ashley, is slightly 252 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:46,980 taller and more outspoken. They agree that because there's no more beds, 253 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:50,440 share a couch. The twins barely enunciate when speaking to one another. 254 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,950 giving an effect of seeming deaf. 255 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:12,030 Bashir asserts that Bongo is the evil twin because she is fatter. Yin would be 256 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:17,950 slimmer and Yang would be less slim. So I think that you would be Yin and you 257 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:18,950 would be Yang. 258 00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,369 Is that on the black one? Probably, yeah. 259 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,950 No, you're the white one. She's the black one. We've been always trying to 260 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:25,109 figure that out. We've always been trying to figure that out. Okay, there 261 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,510 go. We'll hear where he is and see his game. 262 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,410 And then takes off to pray to Mecca. 263 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:32,970 Bongo suggests that the fish play hide and seek, and Anissa wins. 264 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:38,610 Bashir calls the idea dumb and opts out. He buys in on the second round and 265 00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:40,590 makes amends with Landon in the jacuzzi. 266 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,420 gifting him a pair of his sunglasses. 267 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:52,460 Charity, a nurse living in Los Angeles, arrives last. 268 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,360 Wow, this is like an MTV house. 269 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,000 Wow, this is so cool. 270 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:07,200 She laughs at very little provocation, describes herself as a Filipina Cindy 271 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,420 Lauper, and brought her own microphone. 272 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,940 I feel privileged to be here, and I'm very excited to be in this pimped -out 273 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,040 living room. 274 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:24,100 This is not an escape room, but I feel that anything can happen. 275 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:29,540 Yeah, I'm the bag lady, so... And this is my juice. 276 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,780 And I don't know where everyone is watching, but hello, everybody! 277 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,700 I'm Charity Kabiko, and... 278 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,980 Once all the fish are settled, the host arrives. 279 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,480 By the way, you guys are about to meet your host! 280 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:32,570 I was actually driving watching you guys which I shouldn't be doing but I wanted 281 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:37,610 to get to know everybody so welcome to fish tank welcome to my house there's 282 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:42,570 some strict rules that we got going on if you even step foot Out of that door, 283 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,190 you're disqualified immediately. 284 00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:47,510 When I pulled up here, I thought they were playing a prank on me, but there 285 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:51,870 like this big giant black snake that I almost stepped on, and it wasn't moving. 286 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:55,010 I'm like, oh, they're just fucking me with a fake snake. And then I'm like, 287 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,250 shit, that thing is real. 288 00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:59,050 Good luck. 289 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:00,850 Oh, good. 290 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:04,230 Well, you know me with snakes. 291 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:10,790 While the fish buzz about meeting Bam, He takes Charity upstairs to introduce 292 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:14,950 himself, where she explains she's been on several MTV shows already. 293 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:18,110 You're on that show next on MTV, right? Yes. 294 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:40,840 Next one is make sure you're okay. 295 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280 Next. 296 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:46,220 Oh, snap. 297 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,060 We're split three. Was that your famous fall? 298 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,900 Yeah. It was very viral. 299 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,980 I was on a show called Jackass. 300 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:59,100 Oh, that's with Doug Knoxville. Yeah, exactly. I'm banned from that. 301 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,320 I'm sorry. 302 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,160 I don't even eat like the Filipino. 303 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:06,580 Oh, yeah. 304 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:14,850 I can't do it. Yeah, they eat shit that moves over there. 305 00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:19,190 Bezo describes himself as a troll, an artist, and a gamer. 306 00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:20,669 Did you say troll? 307 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:24,690 Troll, yeah. Like troll? Oh, yeah, troll. Online troll, yeah. 308 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:29,510 And says he will game the show as well. He tells Bam about getting a kid kicked 309 00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:33,850 out of school when asked what his most embarrassing experience was and tells 310 00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:37,510 about his boyfriend when asked what the best day of his life is. 311 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,350 I know he loves video games, which he's not going to be able to have unless he 312 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:46,150 goes to the video game room. Bam calls the twins cuckoo. They retreat to the 313 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:48,890 jacuzzi together and talk strategy as twins. 314 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:54,430 Bingo asserts she doesn't want to get to know anyone because bonding would make 315 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:55,670 it harder to betray people. 316 00:21:56,150 --> 00:22:00,190 Bongo worries that not integrating will lose them allies. 317 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:01,810 Want to read it out loud? 318 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:08,830 Once I got fucked upside the ass in Nebraska, I got this shitty ass tattoo. 319 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:13,830 Vicky and Bam abandon the question structure a little as she's pretty 320 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:18,110 with Bam, talking to him about his dad's love of Elvis and what it's like to be 321 00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:23,430 embarrassed by things you don't remember doing while blacked out. Big time. 322 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:27,350 Ever since I was born, I swear to God, like... 323 00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:31,290 No Bruce Springsteen, no Stones, no Beatles, no Death Left, nothing. 324 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:34,130 It's just Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, and I do not know. 325 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,160 Howie's not sick of that by now. Like, had a good time at Iron Hill Brewery? 326 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,500 Iron Hill Brewery? Then you went to Kildare's, pissed all over the window, 327 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,800 then you went over to fucking Pita Pit, your band for life, because you didn't 328 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,920 feel like waiting for the banter line because it was their grand opening. Oh, 329 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:53,860 God. And then you got into a fistfight with somebody, and Buddy Bill beat up 330 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:57,020 guy for you. Now Buddy Bill's in jail. We have to go bail him out, and now you 331 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,140 can never get a pita again. 332 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,160 Anissa, who the fish have been calling Anus, and Bam make a visually matching 333 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,060 pair. She mentions her parents are watching her son Owen. So J .D. 334 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,860 Oh, he's the villain guy, yeah. 335 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:15,320 J .D. says he likes Drake the best, but lists half the house while listing his 336 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,360 friends, and says Bashir has been starting shit, not him. 337 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,580 He needs to, like, face towards Mecca and pray five times a day, but they've 338 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:26,180 been kind of leaning into it and just playing it up. Yeah, because that's the 339 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:29,960 rule that they're rolling to break, because he said it's a religious matter 340 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,280 he has to play that song, I think, five times. 341 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:36,520 A day? I've never seen so much turquoise on a man. 342 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:42,920 Drake says, as an actor with a production company, he was at South by 343 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,120 the same year that Bam was there. 344 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:50,080 Drake tells Bam the best day of his life was in Alaska after his divorce. 345 00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:54,340 I was real sad, and I went to Alaska, and I actually was thinking about, like, 346 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,020 just ending it. I climbed up this mountain, man, and I looked down. 347 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,680 The smell and everything was so silent and quiet. 348 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,720 I don't know, it gave me my life back. The happiest part of my life is 349 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,840 descending from that mountain. That's really cool. 350 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,480 Landon says it's hard to pinpoint his most embarrassing moment because he has 351 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,420 lot of them, but that his best day ever was getting his janitorial job. 352 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,920 Landon says he will focus on observing everyone and isn't too concerned if he 353 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:26,040 doesn't win. Bashir says he likes Landon and Vicky a lot, despite his teasing. 354 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:31,270 Surprisingly... Bam finds lots of Muslim things to connect with Bashir about. 355 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:35,290 One of my favorite musicians is from Azerbaijan. It sounds really similar. 356 00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:41,150 His name is Alim Qasimov. I love Alim Qasimov. I swear to God. His daughter, I 357 00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:44,570 know, just to prove I know who you're talking about, his daughter has the 358 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,010 and she sings with him. 359 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:49,890 So, man, I do. 360 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:54,580 Yogurt of that, I kill in the woods with that. I play that for my dogs and 361 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,620 they're just like a complete piece. What's your nationality? Because it 362 00:24:57,620 --> 00:25:01,260 like you got some like Viking Scandinavian at the same time. 363 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,360 I'm Minnesotan and Syrian. 364 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:09,460 I guess the Minnesotan part. And also, I'm actually 25 % Syrian. 365 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:13,700 Like, Damascus. There is a moment brimming with anticipation when Bashir 366 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:17,620 to decode the script on a sentimental ring that Bam's shaman gave him, but he 367 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:23,620 fails. Well, my shaman, he wrote the name Yaya, because I just did it to make 368 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,319 him laugh. 369 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,840 He's like, so what tattoo did you get? He's like, you got my name. Damn. Look 370 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,720 that. That's Native American, too. Yeah, turquoise blingin' over here. Oh, 371 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,699 they're right there, too. 372 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,700 Turquoise, man. 373 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:38,720 I did not know this about you. I did not know this about you. That's awesome. 374 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:41,480 Somehow all this bling and shaman shit seems familiar. 375 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:48,480 At least 90 % of the audience would kill to have someone wise who is a mentor in 376 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,860 their life. How many people want to come here to have a certain person be their 377 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:52,860 mentor? Right. 378 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:58,280 Bam announces the Ice Counting Challenge as the first opportunity for the fish 379 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,960 to earn money. The Ice Counting Challenge! 380 00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:22,790 TTS is turned on for the first time, mainly seeking to throw off everyone's 381 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:28,990 counting and deliver a homosexuality diagnosis to everyone but Bezo, who 382 00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:29,799 knew that. 383 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,500 Sally, being so used to Wisconsin weather, this is nothing to me. This is 384 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,520 to melt by the time you're done. 385 00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:37,940 Okay, okay, okay. 386 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:41,420 I'll give it back. 387 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,060 They're probably going to weigh it. 388 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,420 Charity, what do you like? 389 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:46,780 Tapes and CDs? 390 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,260 What happened? 391 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,840 You didn't even wash yourself before praying, you fake Muslim! 392 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,000 It's called being in a state of purity. 393 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,480 Icky Vicky. 394 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,760 Life is icky. 395 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,320 Icky Vicky. 396 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,740 Life is icky. 397 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,280 Icky Vicky. 398 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:15,460 Count the fucking ice, you ginger Muslim faggot. Count the fucking ice, you 399 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:17,500 ginger Muslim faggot. I did. 400 00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:22,140 Count the fucking ice, you ginger Muslim faggot. Landon asserts he collected 350 401 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:25,420 pieces of ice for his diligence and accuracy. 402 00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,490 Jet rewards him with a cash prize. 403 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,590 Most of you are going to get your first jobs tomorrow. 404 00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:37,770 With the money you have, look around. How much money is in your pocket? Maybe 405 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:40,510 you're landed. Maybe you lied until you counted the most dice. 406 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:44,290 Maybe you grabbed most of the money that bands were on the floor. 407 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:48,810 You have a job, and it can go wrong. You can flub your money for the day. 408 00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:54,330 Let's say Anissa is running the shop. If somebody shoplifts and she doesn't see 409 00:27:54,330 --> 00:27:58,080 it, She forfeits her daily wage for that day. Somebody's probably going to pull 410 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,400 some money together to get a vape. 411 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,420 It's only $50. 412 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:05,240 But that's how... $50 for the vape? 413 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:07,600 Really? Damn! 414 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:14,300 And only $3 for some fucking beef jerky? Jed explains that whoever has the most 415 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,680 Stoics in four days will get a bullet. 416 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,500 When you have the bullet. 417 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:25,430 You get a paintball gun and you get to shoot anybody you want. And get them out 418 00:28:25,430 --> 00:28:26,430 of the show. 419 00:28:26,590 --> 00:28:28,130 In four days time. 420 00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:33,790 Who's doing the best? 421 00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:35,990 So far. 422 00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:42,270 Emma. It looks like Landon. The night sinks its teeth into two fish. 423 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:47,030 Vicky complains production offered to let her pack Kratom because she uses it 424 00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:50,820 medication. and says it is unfair of them to withhold it in the store. 425 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,760 She calls production liars. She discovers she can afford it easily when 426 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,120 opens, but worries the audience will think she is an addict. 427 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:04,260 Yet, she admits that tomorrow, if she didn't get her kratom, she would have 428 00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:05,260 sick. 429 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:09,660 Bezo. 430 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:20,440 sets about trying to offend Bashir on his faith, offering to put pork in his 431 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:25,240 food, calling him a sex tourist, and questioning his prophet's relationship 432 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,460 a nine -year -old. You can't inform me about this verse? 433 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:29,400 No. Anything confident it exists? 434 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,020 Or this passage? 435 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,400 I don't know. This passage? 436 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,380 Yes. What do you mean? 437 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,759 In the book? 438 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,760 The Muslim book? 439 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,920 The Muslim book? Yes. 440 00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:40,960 There's a passage in the Muslim book? Apparently about a nine -year -old. 441 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:47,070 Damn. TTS takes Bezo down a peg after he claims he'll send his boyfriend after 442 00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:49,170 Bashir if Bashir gets violent. 443 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:54,250 In confessional, Bezo admits he expected to get more hate, but credits being 444 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,070 able to hide in Bashir's shadow. 445 00:29:56,310 --> 00:30:03,230 He calls Vicky and says he has an energy he can bring out online that he 446 00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:08,130 isn't sure he can bear in person. The audience successfully catches JD 447 00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:11,350 Pocky, and the vape from the counter has also gone missing. 448 00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:15,870 Jet decides to employ the twins to issue tickets to the thieves. 449 00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:21,210 Using their combined brain power, they almost find JD ten times more than they 450 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:22,210 were supposed to. 451 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,520 What do you mean? 452 00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:24,540 What did I do? 453 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:29,300 And assert that Landon's stuffed pocket contains a vape. It was just full of 454 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,139 something normal. 455 00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:32,120 Five different colors of headband. 456 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:36,500 J .D. tells Drake it's no big deal to keep stealing as long as they don't get 457 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,500 caught again. When Vicky is fined, she argues with Jet that it was production's 458 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,160 job to confiscate the vape. It all never came up. 459 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,100 Y 'all should have noticed. That's not on me. 460 00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:47,360 Well, you just worry about doing your job. 461 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:48,640 I don't think that's on me. 462 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:52,080 You just worry about paying the fine. 463 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:55,630 I don't think that's on me. I don't think I need to pay that fine, dude. But 464 00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:59,790 dismisses her complaint as she starts on another tirade about everything being 465 00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:04,670 unfair. Drake and JD had planned to help Vicky purchase her Kratom, but she was 466 00:31:04,670 --> 00:31:08,870 ungrateful and overstepped with Drake in return. Drake questions why JD 467 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:13,810 pressured him to help her at all. You know, I'd honestly prefer more just to, 468 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:18,550 you know, make a good connection with people here and just have fun with that. 469 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:20,190 And, you know, I will fuck them over. 470 00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:26,770 Honestly, it was a competition, but it was weird to not to like to do the whole 471 00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:32,330 like Let's pull our money together and get Vicki her Kratom guys. No, but that 472 00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:34,510 was just it day one. We're gonna get more money. 473 00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:37,510 Holy shit. It's John Stamos. 474 00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:42,030 Me? When it slips in tonight, don't scream. 475 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:48,070 I think we're in for the next couple of days and also, I don't know. 476 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,940 Not piss off Landon? 477 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,840 Landon's gonna win. My guy's never had beans. 478 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,260 JD says, despite his pick -me attitude and over -friendliness. 479 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:04,300 Sorry about if I was kind of being pick -me -ish. I don't know. I thought I was 480 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:09,700 gay when I was a kid, but that was just because, like, I was just so fucking in 481 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,780 survival mode. 482 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000 The twins. 483 00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:13,450 Creep me the fuck out. 484 00:32:13,770 --> 00:32:17,510 And, oh, for all the MSM's, like, she has way more acne than, like, y 'all 485 00:32:17,510 --> 00:32:19,630 thimps. Uh, I know you guys are working with a low -risk candidate. 486 00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:23,390 I'm here to have fun. I'm here to be nice to people. 487 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:27,910 Fuck them over in competitions. Deal with it. I'm just gonna try to see how 488 00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:33,170 I can push the rules and whether or not, you know, fucking with semantics will, 489 00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:35,050 uh, help me win some shit. 490 00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:39,210 I'm gonna go get the fucking gay -ass pedophile Mohammed. 491 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:43,040 Windfeather, Bashir, bitch -ass fucking ponytail. 492 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,960 You guys go tear up a new asshole. 493 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,380 Have fun. Just like Muhammad tore a six -year -old's new asshole. 494 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,340 Nigga, you look like Potter Green. 495 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:51,900 JD, you look like a Mr. 496 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,120 Meaty character. 497 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,660 Thank you. Why you look like that, Moonega? 498 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,020 Stop it. 499 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,480 Don't look at me. You look like Mika, the Muppet character. 500 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,300 You're also a snake -fork -tongued faggot, Jew. 501 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,220 But it's funnier that you look like Beaker. You look like a beat -ass Billy 502 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,860 Island. Vicky's rampage continues throughout the house. 503 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,920 In the kitchen, the TV makes fun of Vicky for appearing to have herpes. 504 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:20,940 Bezo follows her, doubling up on the TTS, questioning why she got this drunk. 505 00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:24,880 You literally made a comment about my fucking coochie, man. That is weird. 506 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,400 Yes, you did. 507 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,819 Can you not? 508 00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:30,760 I am so over your fucking coochie. 509 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:35,100 She asserts that production shouldn't have put an expensive knife set in the 510 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,100 kitchen. 511 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:46,020 So I guess she might have seen prison after all. 512 00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:50,790 And I literally asked you guys kindly to not... Everybody else just doesn't give 513 00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:52,130 a fuck. What are you saying to me? 514 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:56,730 What do you mean you're saying to me? And they just feel bad for you. They 515 00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:57,469 want to say anything. 516 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:58,469 Shut up! 517 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,050 You got a love letter. 518 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,650 I don't care, dude. 519 00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:04,730 Fuck all of you. Production, everyone. 520 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:07,910 I think you look better with a smile. 521 00:34:08,409 --> 00:34:11,949 I think you'd make everybody happy if you had a smile on your face. 522 00:34:12,409 --> 00:34:13,449 A big happy present. 523 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,900 Vicky declares she wants to go home, finally activating Landon. 524 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,820 These people are going to shit on you day in and day out. 525 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,480 I know these people. 526 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,300 I know you. 527 00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:30,920 I do not care, bro. 528 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:33,500 Guess what? I don't care. 529 00:34:34,659 --> 00:34:35,659 I don't care. 530 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:37,960 I don't want this in my face. 531 00:34:38,739 --> 00:34:40,420 Leave me the fuck alone. 532 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,080 Dude, 533 00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:00,920 what the fuck is happening right now? 534 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,520 Literally, what is happening? 535 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:13,140 The fish talk about whether they would shoot her if they won the bullet. J .D. 536 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,420 says he would shoot the twins. I'm considering whether or not they're going 537 00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:22,100 give me two bullets for both of them. But many others say Vicky is the one 538 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:23,100 would target. 539 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,440 When she's ready to emerge from the bathroom, she quickly retrieves her bags 540 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,800 heads. Upstairs. 541 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,900 This is where I'm going to fucking sleep. 542 00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:38,740 Rather than out the door. 543 00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:42,550 Don't talk about me. Don't think about me. Don't acknowledge me. 544 00:35:42,810 --> 00:35:43,890 Everybody's eating alone. 545 00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:46,350 Look at me and all those pieces of fucking shit. 546 00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:48,630 Fuck all those pieces of shit. 547 00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:54,830 She lets J .D., Landon, and Emma visit, although the prevailing reason they want 548 00:35:54,830 --> 00:36:00,110 her downstairs is because charity can make $16 if everyone shows up to eat a 549 00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:01,109 meal she cooked. 550 00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:02,150 This is reality. 551 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:03,450 This is reality. 552 00:36:04,190 --> 00:36:05,750 I 553 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:16,430 don't 554 00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:19,050 want you here can you leave? 555 00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:31,210 I overheard that. 556 00:36:31,730 --> 00:36:35,630 Because if you leave right now, we can do the Tinder challenge without you. Get 557 00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:36,630 your bags and go. 558 00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:39,129 Out of the house. 559 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:40,130 You said it yourself. 560 00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:44,850 I think this is not a productive place for your mind. 561 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,470 Just go away, man. 562 00:36:47,510 --> 00:36:49,370 Do I need to physically get you out? 563 00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:54,130 Let's not resort to that. If you grab me or punch me, that's assault. 564 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:55,690 That's a crime. 565 00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:57,730 Oh, really? Go to jail. 566 00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,510 I would charge you. A rabid ass bitch that's lost her damn mind. 567 00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:04,610 Yeah, that's not even true. So please go away. 568 00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:10,250 Drake visits and apologizes for taking offense that she called Bezo a faggot 569 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:14,490 because I guess his feelings were hurt about it. Hey, get up. 570 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:15,690 Bezo Jew. 571 00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:17,090 Bezo Jew. 572 00:37:17,910 --> 00:37:18,910 Bezo Jew. 573 00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:20,650 Bezo Jew. 574 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:22,410 Bezo Jew. 575 00:37:23,810 --> 00:37:26,490 So you're not mad that I said the word faggot? 576 00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:31,030 Because, look, dude, I wasn't trying to call the only gay dude faggot. I was 577 00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:34,890 just saying faggot as a defense mechanism to anyone who was trying to 578 00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:38,530 over. And he was trying to fuck me over. I forgot that he was even gay, dude. I 579 00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:42,150 don't know how we got here. He said creepy as shit to me, dude. 580 00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:44,490 He was talking about my private parts. 581 00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:45,710 That's creepy. 582 00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:47,010 That's weird. 583 00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:50,510 Okay? Were you actually mad that I said the word faggot? 584 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,540 Did it bother you that much? That's weird that it bothered you. What I care 585 00:37:54,540 --> 00:38:00,340 about is my fellow contestants calling my name so I can come over and point and 586 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:02,200 laugh at patients with me on the screen. 587 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,780 Could you imagine if that was you? 588 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:09,320 And everyone's just pointing and laughing at you. Vanessa visits to ask 589 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,420 come downstairs, ruining the redemptive moment. 590 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:14,200 We have some food if you want to come eat. Give me five minutes. 591 00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:18,740 I'm not going down there. 592 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,420 Oh, but we have to win a challenge. 593 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,780 I'm not going down. 594 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,260 So that's the only reason. 595 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,919 No, no. 596 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,680 Fuck all of you. I'm not going down there. 597 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,800 She accurately calls out that they're only visiting to force her to eat 598 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,479 for money. 599 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,000 You don't actually care at all. 600 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:39,000 You're only up here trying to get me to go down there for some challenge. 601 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:41,580 So guess what? No, I'm not going down there. 602 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:45,560 Drake also harbors a grudge because she tried to leverage the walkie talkie he 603 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,240 found for Kratom. I think that you've been a little selfish. 604 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:51,280 How? We had an agreement. 605 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,260 What agreement? It was like an immediate, like, reaction. 606 00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:58,620 Me to go, the Wastaki MI -20. And that was selfish. You know what? 607 00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:01,160 I'll fucking shake on it and agree that that was selfish. 608 00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:03,420 That was selfish. 609 00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:07,780 I'm glad that it found out that it was only a dollar per pill. 610 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:11,300 But you know what? That was selfish. And when you went, wait, what do you mean? 611 00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:14,920 I realized that that was kind of like, oh, wait, I changed things. I realized 612 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,900 that, okay? I'm very self -aware. 613 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,220 You know what? 614 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:25,360 I was speaking out of, like, I don't really know how else to say it, 615 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,960 I hate it all. It's all very bothersome. 616 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,180 Victoria's brief visit downstairs to comply with a police visit completes the 617 00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:38,420 challenge for everyone, so Drake leaves her for the night. J .D. follows her 618 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:42,440 back upstairs, saying he doesn't want to leave her crying alone. He encourages 619 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,480 her to speak to Landon to ask him to remove Bezo. 620 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,860 I've been where you have been emotionally. 621 00:39:50,339 --> 00:39:53,880 And, yeah, I don't want you sitting with her alone. And they were like, oh, we 622 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,400 need a fucking sacrificial lamb. And it shouldn't have been you because you are 623 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,160 wonderful and I would like to get to know you better. 624 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,560 I don't think I need to go there. 625 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:05,700 Bingo. 626 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,300 Bongo bingo. 627 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:09,360 Bingo bongo bingo. 628 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,440 Bongo bingo. 629 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,420 Bingo bongo bingo. 630 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,380 Bingo. 631 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,240 Bingo. 52130

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