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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,989 --> 00:00:11,030 Okay, so when the landlord gets here, just let me take care of it, okay? I 2 00:00:11,030 --> 00:00:14,130 how to talk to him. He's a little bit gruff, but I'll help you out, okay? 3 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:17,670 Okay, yeah, just because, honestly, as you can tell, I haven't been able to 4 00:00:17,670 --> 00:00:18,670 in. Oh, Eric. 5 00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:19,990 Hi! 6 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:21,070 Callie, Callie, Eric. 7 00:00:21,470 --> 00:00:23,310 Hi. Hi, I'm Callie. 8 00:00:23,870 --> 00:00:24,870 Nice to meet you. 9 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,330 Thanks, nice to meet you too. 10 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:29,810 So, yeah, you guys called me down here. I'm pretty busy, so what did you need? 11 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:34,280 I actually had a couple issues. There's a couple things broken, and obviously I 12 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,340 can't move in because this wall hasn't been finished. There's holes here. 13 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:41,920 Yeah, yeah, my guys are going to take care of that. They got called away on a 14 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:46,500 burst pipe, but the list of things they've got to fix is pretty short, so 15 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,580 they'll definitely be back over here to fix that up right away. 16 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,160 They've got other projects, like pipe bursts and stuff, so they can get on 17 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,620 They'll definitely finish this stuff up. 18 00:00:58,879 --> 00:01:00,300 is what they'll take care of. 19 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,520 We will have it done soon, though. 20 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,760 Oh, absolutely. Soon. 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,480 Okay, well, there's actually, yeah, I mean, this is the first thing, but since 22 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,600 you're here, there's actually a couple other things that I'd like to show you 23 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,800 that are actually broken that you guys said that you could fix, right? Oh, 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,800 God. I didn't want to miss anything. 25 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,120 Yeah, come here. 26 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:31,990 in the kitchen is the drawer. 27 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:37,850 I've tried a couple times now and I literally cannot get this to open up at 28 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,730 You're really trying. 29 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:46,170 Yeah, as you can tell, it doesn't work. Yeah, it does seem to be a little stuck 30 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:49,850 there. I'll make a note of that and get my guys on it to fix it. 31 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,620 We'll take care of it. I put it on the list. It'll be one of the priorities. 32 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:57,800 Yeah, so, I mean, that and that, and we're good to go then, right? No, those 33 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,020 the two minor issues. There's a bigger issue that we have. 34 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,640 Upstairs, the bathroom, you guys said that you were going to turn the tub into 35 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,640 shower. 36 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:08,539 Want to come look at it? 37 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:10,680 Sure, let's go look at it. I like that idea. 38 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:16,540 Okay, guys, I have an issue again. So you guys had said that this was going to 39 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:20,120 be a standalone shower, and obviously it's not. And the tub actually doesn't 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,520 even fucking work, so we're having some issues. 41 00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:26,300 You said that you guys could fix this. I'm sure we can figure something out for 42 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,198 you. 43 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,820 Well, we'll fix that. We'll make sure that the tub works for you. I don't 44 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:34,040 I don't need a tub. I need a standalone shower. That's because the business that 45 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,900 I run, they need to take a shower, not a bath. 46 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,280 Oh, God. 47 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:46,530 I'm sure we can work out something where it will be usable for you. 48 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,210 Eric? 49 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,490 No. 50 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:52,770 Okay, look. 51 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:57,310 Why don't we just go downstairs and talk this out, okay? I'm sure there's a 52 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,570 solution in here somewhere. 53 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,190 Sure. All right. Let's see what you guys can offer. 54 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:05,050 Yeah. Better be fixing this. Like you guys said, so figure this out. 55 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,480 The deal. 56 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,920 Well, the deal is I'm going to talk to my attorney, okay? And I need to look at 57 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:23,620 the paperwork that you originally signed because I don't think I'm responsible 58 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,660 for any of the things you're talking about. 59 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:29,500 And the other thing that I really need to look at is I don't think you're 60 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,340 supposed to be running a business out of this place. 61 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:37,500 All right? So I'm going to go to my van, okay? Get my phone. 62 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,160 Okay. Call my attorney. 63 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,820 All right. And we're going to see who has to fix what. 64 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,280 All right. Yeah. 65 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:44,980 I'll be back. 66 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:50,380 What are we going to do about that? 67 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:57,640 He'll come around. He's just looking out for his interest. The same way you are. 68 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:58,879 I know. 69 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,480 This whole situation is stressful. You seem really tense. 70 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,940 I am. I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit. 71 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:06,740 I'm sorry. 72 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,640 But... I do have an idea. 73 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:12,780 Since you're so stressed... 74 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:18,260 And if I do run my business out of my own home, how about you take care of 75 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:22,620 issues and you, uh, we'll work something out afterwards. 76 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,800 Okay. I like that idea. Okay. 77 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,080 Good change. 78 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,360 Just relax. 79 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:33,640 You don't need all this. 80 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:39,220 Do 81 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:47,680 you 82 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,680 have any bump that hurt? 83 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:54,420 I think you're covering it up. Yeah? Are you ticklish anywhere? 84 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:56,860 Not that I'm aware of. 85 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,760 Okay. Good to know. 86 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,060 So do you think your buddy's going to come around? 87 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:10,500 He usually does. He just plays like a hard ass in the beginning. 88 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,740 As long as he has a soft spot, doesn't he? 89 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,640 Maybe we can work something out. 90 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,440 He'll see the light. 91 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:43,380 exactly what you need and what I can give you. 92 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,480 I'm going to hold your towel and I'm going to have you flip over. 93 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,460 You feeling better already? 94 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,160 Yeah? Good. 95 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,540 You work out a lot? 96 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:24,960 I try to. 97 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:27,440 Yeah? I can definitely tell. 98 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:31,620 I'm trying to work out those muscles for you. 99 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:39,690 different stress relievers. 100 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,710 I can use them on you. 101 00:07:44,650 --> 00:07:45,210 So 102 00:07:45,210 --> 00:08:01,390 I 103 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:05,270 really need you to get this done for me. 104 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:09,280 Okay. Yeah. Do you think you can do that for me? 105 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,700 Um, I, I, yeah. 106 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:12,960 Yeah. Absolutely. 107 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,220 We can work something out. 108 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,700 Get your buddy to fix everything that I need. 109 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,640 I'm pretty sure. Yeah. 110 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:03,910 These make you want to fix things yet? Uh huh. 111 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:05,290 Good. 112 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,000 What the fuck? 113 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,800 Hi. 114 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,500 So you run a brothel? Is that the business you're in? 115 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:36,080 No, not even close. 116 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:41,280 We were just working out. The deals or the lease? The deals, yeah, the lease. 117 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:45,680 Well, I mean, if that's the kind of deal you want to work out, I'm sure we could 118 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,540 work something out. You want to work something out? Yeah, I think we can work 119 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:53,380 something out. Yeah, thank you. I like that. 120 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:54,900 That's fucking good. 121 00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:01,020 Watch me stare at my aunt all day today. 122 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,720 Make me fucking earn it. 123 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,270 I want you to fucking taste my pussy. 124 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,650 I'm not trying to get you to wake up. 125 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,250 This whole thing just tightens right up, man. 126 00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:56,470 Don't tell me. 127 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:46,170 Before you guys come, I need you guys to sign some papers. 128 00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:48,550 Do 129 00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:55,450 you 130 00:23:55,450 --> 00:24:01,850 guys want to come all over this pretty little face, huh? 131 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,309 Yeah, right here. 132 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:06,990 I just need you guys to sign right here. Saying you're going to fucking fix 133 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:08,730 everything for me, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 134 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,419 Fucking everything. 135 00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:11,079 Fucking everything. 136 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,500 Whatever. Yeah, I'll make sure it's done. 137 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,780 Definitely. Should we sign that? 138 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,740 Sorry. Keep it all signed. Keep it all signed. 139 00:24:45,290 --> 00:24:46,290 Oh, my God. 140 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,540 Don't you guys both feel so much better now? 141 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:11,860 I know I do. 142 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,600 So, I'm going to go rinse off in the shower. 143 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,740 Yeah, about that. 144 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,640 Oh, now I get it. 145 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,880 Yeah, now I understand. 146 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,940 So, I guess we should fix that. 10921