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♪ All things wonderful ♪

♪ The Lord God made them all ♪

- Please be seated

As we close today's service,

I'd like to send out a huge thank you to you

beautiful people of this loving and caring community.

I've not been with you long, in fact, only three weeks,

and, I'm sure as some of you have not been

to my service before my notice,

I'm not quite from 'round here,

In fact, I'm still getting used

to the cockney rhyming slang slang.

[Priest and congregation laughing]

But in those three short weeks,

you have welcomed me with open arms,

and I'd just like to say what...

What...

I bless...

Bless...

[pensive music]

What's going on?

Is this some kind of sick joke?

[congregation members screaming]

[flesh squelching]

- Please. [groans]

- Help. - Please help us.

Please. [flesh squelching]

- No more, please.

For the love of God.

Please, have mercy.

[flesh squelching]

[attendee gurgling]

- Father James.

How very nice to see you.

Wonderful service, by the way.

- What do you want?

- I want you to deliver a message for me.

Tell them he is coming back.

- No, no, no.

[fist thudding]

[pensive music]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[birds chirping] [pensive music]

- So, let's just go over this

one last time for time, Father,

so I'm clear on a few things.

- Yeah, yeah, sure.

That's fine.

- Now, you said that they were wearing

a specific type of mask.

- [James] Yeah, I guess you could say

they were wearing the mask of Baphomet.

- Baphomet?

So, basically, we seem to be dealing with a bunch

of devil worshipers?

- Baphomet was once thought to represent

the quest for the perfect social order,

but it's been connected with witchcraft, the occult,

and satanism for centuries.

- Right.

Okay.

So aside from the masks, is there anything else specific

that you can tell me about the attackers?

- No, it was just members of the congregation, sure.

There was a few new faces,

but I've only been here three weeks.

- Hmm.

- So, why did they spare you?

- I have no idea.

Wait a minute.

You don't think I have anything to do with this, do you?

- No. No.

Of course not.

- Oh, one more thing, she said,

"Tell them he is coming back."

- He?

- [James] Just he, that's it.

- Right.

Okay.

- Excuse me, ma'am.

You really need to come and see this.

- [Jess] Thank you, Father.

- If I can help with anything else, let me know.

- [Jess] I will. Thank you.

[birds chirping]

- I'm afraid we found another one, ma'am.

- Oh, what?

- I don't know if its anything

to do with the church massacre.

It's just like the other two we found.

- What?

Another homeless victim, right?

- I'm guessing so.

- [Jess] Oh.

- Is it the same?

- Yes, exactly the same.

I don't get it.

I've got three dead bodies in five days

who were completely drained of blood.

Little puncture wounds on the neck.

- So, some bloody idiot thinks they're a vampire.

Ma'am, over here.

[birds chirping]

[eerie suspenseful music]

- [Jess] What the hell

is going on? [birds chirping]

- Do you think this was done in the night,

before the morning service?

- Maybe.

Maybe the church was just a backlash

'cause they didn't get what they were after.

None of this makes any sense.

What I do know is we seem

to have three occult killings in less than a week

and an entire church massacre to boot.

I really hate to say this.

I think we need some help

from somebody who knows about this stuff.

- Oh no, not him again.

- He's all we've got.

[feet pattering]

[body thwacking]

- [Speaker] There she is, get the bitch.

- All right, lads, what's going on here then?

- Why don't you just turn around and piss off, old man?

- Old man?

Well, that's a little bit insulting,

and I don't particularly like your inappropriate language.

You all right?

- Yeah, I'm fine. It was just my ankle.

- Look, I told you to do one.

It's none of your business.

- Well, that's the thing, lads, you see?

I'm making it my business.

Now I'll ask you again.

What's going on?

- She stole my wallet, the bitch.

- Oh right.

Yeah.

Well, she has a tendency to do things like that, don't you?

- Yeah, I do.

- It's one of her little faults, see?

But we all have 'em, don't we?

So, I'll tell you what,

why don't you give the nice man his wallet back

and we can all go home happy, ey?

- No, we can't, Granddad.

- Oh, Granddad.

Bloody hell, it's getting worse.

Give me the wallet.

Right?

There's the wallet.

Now there's no harm done.

So why don't you turn around now and do one.

[attackers laughing]

All right.

You're laughing at me.

They're laughing at me.

- Yeah, they are.

- Oh.

Oh, you got a knife?

He's got a knife.

- [Zoe] Yeah, I can see that.

- All right, well, listen, lads,

I'm gonna say something again,

but with a little bit of a twist this time, all right?

So, one last time, just fucking turn around and do one.

[attackers laughing]

They're still laughing at me.

You're still laughing at me.

I've gotta hand it to you, fellas.

This has never actually happened before.

- That's not real.

- I'll tell you what,

why don't you all turn around,

start running and see if I can shoot one of you in the ass?

- Get him. [laughs]

- No, don't do that.

[gun firing]

- [Attacker] Jesus Christ. You shot him.

- Well, yeah, I did say that's what I was gonna do.

I reckon this time you stopped being

a bit of a naughty girl.

- Yeah, well, I couldn't help it.

I was hungry.

- Yeah.

Well, how much was in that wallet?

- 20 quid.

- 20 quid?

You nearly got stabbed or raped or both

for 20 bloody quid. - Yeah, I know.

It's stupid.

- Right?

All right.

Well, let's bring things to a close, shall we?

Go and give him a bloody good kicking,

and then let's go and get some food, yeah?

- Yeah.

- Good. Go on.

Oh, and aim for the bollocks.

[attacker coughing]

- [Zoe] Was it you who called me a bitch?

[foot thudding] [person screaming]

Who are you calling a bitch?

- Zoe.

Zoe.

Zoe. That's all right.

Leave it, leave it.

Come on.

Good girl. Come on.

[person panting]

[door clacking]

[attendees clapping]

- Please, that really isn't necessary

- Father James.

So great to see you.

We heard about the terrible business at the church.

Everyone's been very concerned.

How are you?

- I'm fine.

Just a little shaken, you know?

- Who could do something so ghastly?

- My boy, I have no idea.

I didn't recognize one of them.

- Do you think you would if you saw them again?

- No, I don't think so.

It was just new faces in the congregation.

But then again, I've only been here three weeks,

and it is a big place.

- Yeah, it is.

Well, hopefully the police will be in touch

if there's any leads.

- Yeah, I'm sure they will.

- Anyway, onto brighter matters.

Let me introduce you to some of my volunteers here.

Natalia, Maria.

This is our investor and savior, Father James.

- So nice to meet you, Father.

- Thank you for all your help, Father,

- Although I'm not sure my boss would appreciate you

referring to me as a savior.

[Shaw laughing]

But this is a great place.

What you're doing here is good work.

And these people need somewhere like this

to look after them and take care of them.

Hopefully we can work together

to expand and develop things further.

- Well, we do think of you as our savior, Father James.

If it hadn't been for you,

this place would've been closed two weeks ago.

You've made such a difference to this community

and the people that rely on us

in such a short amount of time.

I know that Elizabeth will be eternally grateful.

- Oh, yeah.

Elizabeth, have yet to meet the boss lady.

Is she around?

- Unfortunately not.

But she'll catch up with you soon enough.

- Well, I'm only doing the good Lord's work.

Do you mind if I have a better look 'round?

[pensive music]

- Oh, not that way, Farther.

Come on, I'll show you around.

- Oh, thank you, dear. [Natalia laughing]

So, what first attracted you to this line of work?

- [Natalia] Where do I start?

- Such a lovely man.

Do you think he has any idea?

- I hope not.

[snacks crunching]

[somber music]

- Best all-day breakfast in town, I reckon.

- Yeah, it is amazing.

I've not had anything like this in ages.

♪ Apples and oranges ♪

- When was the last time ♪ Sit in my basket ♪

you had something to eat?

♪ Waiting for the day to be eaten en mass ♪

Zoe?

Zoe?

- What?

- When was the last time ♪ Holding my breath ♪

you ate something?

- About two days. ♪ Withered and depressed ♪

- Two days. ♪ It simmers ♪

Bloody hell, Zoe.

- Look, I appreciate what you're doing for me.

I really do. ♪ Bathing in sun ♪

But I need to look after myself.

- Right?

And how's that working ♪ Rain in my [indistinct] ♪

out for you?

- Yeah, well, there's no need for sarcasm, Granddad.

- Yeah. All right.

- Look, I do appreciate it. ♪ Spiders and monsters ♪

I really do.

- Yeah, well, you've been ♪ Sit in my casket ♪

a good informant,

but right now, I need you off the streets.

- Yeah, I need me off the streets too.

But, like I said, I'll take care of things.

- Zoe, you don't understand.

This is not about some ♪ I will scream ♪

gobshites like the ones we've just taken care of.

This is far more serious than that.

- What are you on about?

Look, if you're trying to scare me,

you should know by now that that won't work.

- I'm not trying to do anything.

Look, I'm expecting a call about those murders.

- Yeah.

Three homeless girls now, I do know.

I know all about it.

- I'm sure you do.

But there's a reason why I'm gonna get that call.

And there's a reason why people

are gonna come looking for you.

Bad people, Zoe.

Very bad people.

- Why would they come looking for me?

- Because of who you really are.

- Listen, don't start that

superstitious ancestry shit again.

I am who I am, and, literally, I am nobody.

- Yeah, well, not everyone's gonna see it.

Are they? - Yeah, well,

that's the way it is.

- Look, just this once, humor me, will you?

Three homeless killings in less than a week.

And I'm offering you an escape.

Even if it is only temporary.

Besides, if you stay too long, you'll really piss me off.

- Fine.

But it's only for a few days. ♪ Apples and oranges ♪

♪ Sit in my basket ♪

- Okay, well there's a spare room, hot, running water.

There's tinned food in the cupboard.

I mean, it's not a Paris,

but it's better than being out there, all right?

- That's fine.

[phone ringing] ♪ Withered and depressed ♪

- Right.

There's the call.

Come on, I'll walk you to my place.

- No, don't be silly.

It's literally two minutes away.

You go and do what you need to do and I'll call you later.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

- All right.

Well, make sure you go straight there, all right?

- Yes, boss.

- All right, I'll see you later.

♪ Wait for the ♪

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- Elizabeth.

He's just left.

Looks like he's handed over some keys.

- Probably trying to get her off the streets.

Have someone keep an eye on her,

but make sure you get to his flat before she does.

- Will do.

- Good girl.

Now, where were we?

[pensive music]

La la la. [groans]

Oh, you're so pretty, ah, and you taste so good.

[birds chirping]

- Well, well, well, I knew they'd be coming,

but I didn't think they'd send you.

- Yeah.

[children clamoring]

Well, they didn't send me.

- Oh.

- So, how's your daughter?

- Well, I don't know, do I?

Because she doesn't speak to me.

- Yeah, well, you can't blame me for that.

- Oh, I can blame you for some of it.

- Look, I need your help.

- [laughs] Yeah, right.

- [sighs] Look, we all need your help.

- Yeah, well, that didn't work out so well

for me last time, did it?

Trying to save the world.

Being in prison's a bit of a bitch

when you're a police officer.

Anyway, I'm retired.

- No, [laughs] no, no, you're not.

Oh, maybe officially.

I've seen you helping that homeless girl.

- Oh, you been spying on me, have you?

- So, what's the deal then?

She reminds you of her, doesn't she?

- It's none of your business.

[pensive music]

Anyway, what do you want?

- I've got three dead bodies in five days,

and each one's entirely drained of blood.

- All homeless, right?

- Yeah.

You already knew that though, didn't you?

[laughs] See, I knew you weren't retired.

- Why'd you ask to meet me here?

- Maybe it just feels safe.

Though, after that massacre in St. John's the other day,

I don't know if anyone is safe anymore.

[pensive music]

- Yeah. You see, I don't get it.

You go to church every Sunday, practicing a religion

that believes in miracles and demons.

Yet somehow you refuse to acknowledge their existence.

- I know.

Maybe I just don't want to.

So, what exactly are we dealing with here?

- Well, I'd hazard a guess,

pure evil, in the form of one man.

And the last time he walked the earth, he destroyed hundreds

of innocent lives, including some of my family.

And now, now he's coming back.

Or at least someone's trying to bring him back.

But you already knew that, didn't you?

- Yeah, the Baphomet Gang.

Why can you be so sure that it's him.

- Well, I'm not.

Like I said, I'm guessing,

but you got three dead bodies that seem

to resemble the work of vampires, and a church massacre,

potentially caused by some kind of satanic cult.

Yeah.

[suspenseful music]

I guess I'm your man.

- [laughs] No, this is all just so weird.

I didn't know who I could speak to.

Who wouldn't even entertain these ridiculous thoughts

that are running around my head?

- Yeah, it's not ridiculous, is it?

I mean, evil is all around us all the time.

Sometimes we get a brief glimpse of it, a serial killer,

terrorist attack, a church massacre.

Those people are controlled

by something far greater than we understand.

Something bigger than even they realize.

I mean, do you think the greatest story ever told

was really just a story?

- [laughs] Oh gosh.

What do you now, a man of God? [laughs]

- No.

God and I have never really seen eye to eye.

But on the other hand, the devil's a complete asshole.

But thankfully, times like this,

I can be a much bigger one.

- Oh, at least there's something

we can agree on then. [laughs]

- Yeah, all right, darling, well, I got to be going.

All right? - Wait, wait.

Look, what happens now?

Are you with me on this?

[birds chirping]

- You knew as soon as you sent that text

that I wouldn't have a choice.

- [sighs] Oh, there's always a choice.

- Well, that's a little bit below the belt, isn't it?

- Sorry.

- Yeah, me too.

- Look, I didn't-

- No, no, no.

Some other time, all right.

Got to be going.

- Wait, I...

What?

Like I said, what? What happens now?

Are you with me on this?

- Yeah. Now...

Now I do my job.

- Just like old times.

- [laughs] No, not really.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, well, thank me when it's all over and done with.

[Jess sighing]

[Jess groaning]

[hand thwacking]

[suspenseful music]

[door creaking]

[door clacking]

[switch clicking]

- Sorry, I didn't realize anyone was in here.

- Oh, that's okay, child.

Zoe, isn't it?

- Yeah.

- Zoe Va, Va, Va, Va, Va... - Van Helsing

- Van Helsing.

[suspenseful music]

We've been waiting a long time for you, sweetheart. [laughs]

There's no point struggling, Ms. Van Helsing.

You belong to us now. [laughs]

[engine rumbling]

[upbeat music]

♪ Lift me up [indistinct] ♪

[suspenseful music]

[phone ringing]

- [Speaker] I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now,

but if you leave your name and number,

I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Unless it's you, Dad, in which case you can just piss off.

[answering machine beeping]

[door clacking]

[door thudding]

[feet thudding]

- Got a tenant, governor?

- Bloody hell, Billy.

[suspenseful music]

You gave me the fright of my life.

Anyway, I gave you some money the other day.

Come on, mate.

- Suppose I go down to the shelter then and get some food.

- Yeah. Yeah, I think you should.

- [Billy] So what's all of those people

doing in your room anyway?

- What?

- Yeah. Two or three of 'em.

Having a party or something?

- No.

No, I'm definitely not, Billy.

Go and get yourself some food, yeah?

[door clacking] [door squeaking]

[gun clicking]

[door clacking]

[door clacking]

Zoe?

[phone ringing]

Gabriel.

- Hello darling.

Remember me?

- I've gotta be honest with you, darling.

It's not the first time a woman said that to me

and I've had no recollection whatsoever.

Still, I'm not proud.

- [sighs] You left me for dead, and now it's payback time.

- Oh, well, that changes a few things then, doesn't it?

Hello, Elizabeth.

How you doing?

- Oh, I'm doing well.

No thanks to you.

But I'd have to admit, I've missed our little games.

I think it's time we should start to play again, don't you?

I believe I have something you want,

and you have something I need.

- You want a fucking good hiding is what you need.

And I'm not up for playing games anymore.

Now, where the bloody hell is Zoe?

I swear to God, if you hurt her, I'll...

- Oh, I'm not going to hurt her, darling.

I'm going to use her to fulfill our destiny.

[suspenseful music]

All I need you to do exactly

what I say and I promise you Zoe is safe for now.

But more blood will be shed in the name of the master.

And very soon,

[sighs] everyone will feel the scars of Dracula.

- Oh, Elizabeth, you don't know what you're dealing with.

- Oh, you're concerned about me now.

Don't worry about me, darling.

You'll be hearing from me soon enough.

Goodnight.

[lips smacking]

[phone clacking]

- Elizabeth.

Elizabeth.

Bitch.

[crickets chirping]

[pensive music]

[feet thudding]

[blood babbling]

[blood babbling]

- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight is a very special night.

We take one step closer to our ultimate goal,

the resurrection of our lord and savior,

the Prince of Darkness, Dracula.

I'd like to thank you all for the work you've been doing,

the sacrifices you have made,

and the blood you have drained in historical places.

Now our master wants support.

- Our master will be very pleased with you.

He will return soon.

But first you must shed more blood

and continue to prove that you're worthy disciples

of the name vampire.

- And now, this is your turn, darling.

- What? Me?

- Yes. You.

You are sure that you are dedicated to the cause, my dear.

- I think she's weak.

- Silence!

This is her choice.

- My child. What do you say?

- I say yes, of course.

I only hesitated

'cause this was such an unexpected honor.

- Oh.

- [Priestess] As our newest disciple,

you must first taste the blood of Dracula.

- Oh. [pants]

[ominous music]

[Elizabeth whimpering and groaning]

[laughs] Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, step back in line, my child.

You have shown your dedication to the master

and now, possibly, our final sacrifice before he returns.

In the name of our Lord Dracula.

Let us dine.

Ladies. [laughs]

[ominous music]

[flesh squelching] [victim screaming]

[flesh squelching] [victim screaming]

[flesh squelching]

[Elizabeth laughing]

Oh, disciples. [laughs]

Feed.

Feed.

[person hissing]

[blood squelching]

[feet pattering]

[Milla coughing]

[crickets chirping] [Milla spitting]

[siren howling]

[fist knocking]

- Come in.

- Sorry to bother you, ma'am.

- Shouldn't you've gone home by now?

- No offense, ma'am,

but I could definitely say the same about you.

- Is that a retirement joke?

Because if it is, I'm telling you now, it's not happening.

They're gonna have to carry me out of here

in my own bloody coffin.

Besides, I've been lying about my age for years.

Just don't tell them, all right?

- Deal.

- Anyway, sit down. [siren howling]

What have you got for me?

- I...

[clears throat] I won't lie to you, I... [laughs]

I've been a bit overwhelmed, and, yeah, so I...

I called...

I...

- Oh, bloody hell.

[suspenseful music]

You've asked him to help you, haven't you?

I knew you'd give in in the end.

My boy will be the death of you, girl.

- Huh?

So he's still your boy, then?

- Well, he'll always be my son, and I'll always love him.

But, it doesn't mean to say I have

to like the arrogant little shit.

[Jess laughing]

- Ma'am.

- Oh, Jessica, what have you done?

I haven't forgiven him for what he did to you before.

- It's not really your place to forgiven him.

Besides, I'm not entirely innocent. [laughs]

- Well, none of us are, darling.

[suspenseful music]

Look, I know what we're about to face

is a little bit out of the ordinary.

But, that boy, he's obsessed with the occult

and the supernatural.

Ever since he found out how my sister died

years before he was born.

He's busy trying to save the world from ghosts and goblins

and bloody demons,

where most of the demons are in his own head.

- Oh, I know. [laughs]

Oh, I get it.

I really, I really do.

But I really think that Gabriel's possibly the only one

who really knows what we're up against.

- What do you think we're up against, really?

You know, because I'm having a bloody time of it trying

to stop the press from talking about vampires

and satanic rites.

Look, Jess, next time, just come to me first, hmm?

And then we can think about things

before we get someone like Gabriel involved.

He's not even in the force anymore, darling.

And for a bloody good reason.

- I know.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

- Oh, for God's sake.

Enough of the ma'am.

Fancy a drink?

- Yeah.

Yeah. Okay,

I'll go and get...

- Oh, bugger that.

[draw rattling]

I've got it here.

- [Jess] Oh.

- Brandy?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- [Jess] Okay, then.

- Let's have a drink.

[brandy babbling]

And then you get yourself off home.

You listening?

- Yes, ma'am.

Cheers.

[glasses clinking]

[suspenseful music]

[engine rumbling]

[cutlery clacking]

- Come on.

[door clacking]

[siren howling]

[door thudding]

[bell ringing]

- [Jess] Morning.

- Morning.

- Thanks for coming.

Fashionably late as usual.

- Yeah.

Well, at least I get the job done.

- Mm? - Mm.

- Coffee?

- Oh, yes, please.

- Can I get two more coffees over here please, darling?

- [Tina] Order right up, Gabe.

- So, what's going on?

Have you got something for me, Gabe?

- I got call last night from Elizabeth.

- What, the Elizabeth?

[suspenseful music]

- Yeah, the very same,

- But I thought that she was supposed to be...

- [Tina] Coffee.

- Oh, that was quick.

- Well [indistinct] please.

- Ah, me too.

- Thanks, Tina.

- All right.

- Just give me a shout if you need anything else.

♪ So lonely ♪

- [Jessica] What does she want?

- She's got Zoe.

- What?

The homeless girl?

- Yeah. ♪ Inside her ♪

- Well, what does she want with her?

- There's something very special about Zoe.

Obviously to do with her ancestry.

- I'm not following.

- She's called Van Helsing.

- What?

Really? ♪ Daylight ♪

- Yeah. ♪ Into shape ♪

Well, one thing's for sure. ♪ Must've been [indistinct] ♪

At least we know who organized the attack on the church

and is responsible for the recent murders.

- Whoa. Whoa.

Elizabeth told you that.

How do you know that specifically?

- She's the one trying to bring him back.

All of those killings would've been done in his name

like some kind of ritual sacrifice or some shit.

- Do you have any idea where she is?

- No.

♪ You ♪

I was told to sit to and wait for further instructions.

[phone ringing]

- Well, I guess that's further instructions.

- Yeah, maybe. ♪ Just like heaven ♪

♪ Something only you ♪

Gabriel.

- Hello, darling.

How are you feeling this fine morning?

- Cut the bullshit, Elizabeth.

What's going on.

- Now, now.

Don't be like that, darling.

I'm sure you've missed me.

But I'd like us to have a little meeting.

You know, put all the cards on the table,

and before you ask, oh,

Ms. Van Helsing is absolutely fine, as you will see.

- What do you want, Elizabeth?

- I thought that was obvious.

But I'll be sure to clear things up when I see you.

- All right, then.

Name your time and place.

- 1:00 PM this afternoon in the old marketplace

at the back of Denim Industrial Estate.

You know the one?

- [laughs] Yeah, I know it.

I've kicked the shit out of scumbags

plenty of times back there.

- I'm sure you have, darling.

- Anyway, I'll see you there later.

Oh, and come alone.

I wouldn't want poor Jessica

to get involved when she really doesn't need to.

I hope she's enjoying the coffee.

Don't be surprised, darling.

You know I have eyes and ears everywhere. [cackles]

Goodbye, darling.

Mwah.

- So, what did she say?

[pensive music]

- Are you wearing a wire?

- What?

No.

Why would I be?

- [clears throat] Show me. ♪ You see ♪

- Excuse me.

- [Gabriel] Show me.

- No, I'm not about to unbutton shirt

in the middle of a cafe.

No, not for you and not for anybody.

Don't be so ridiculous, what does she want?

- It doesn't matter what she wants, all right?

It's between me and her.

- No, no, no.

You are not gonna go and do this by yourself.

Not again.

No.

Bloody hell will break loose again.

- I don't have a choice.

Look, I've gotta get out of here.

- But wait, I spoke to your mother.

You know, you really should patch things up with her.

♪ Oh a little touch from me ♪

- I don't have a problem with my mother.

She has a problem with me.

Now I've gotta go.

- No.

♪ It seems [indistinct] ♪

Look, you need to tell me what's going on.

- Let go of my, Jess, please.

♪ [indistinct] ♪

- Look, I'll call you later, all right?

- You better.

- I will. I promise.

- What am I supposed to do in the meantime?

- Just sit tight and, oh, [laughs] yeah, look after my mom.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Put your back ♪

[insects chirping]

[ominous music]

- Oh, now, now, dear, don't panic.

We're going on a little trip this afternoon. [laughs]

I might even bring a picnic.

[pensive music]

What do you think?

- Can we have cake?

[Elizabeth laughing]

I mean, I am partial to a Victoria sponge.

- [laughs] I suppose so.

I haven't really considered-

- Listen, I don't give a shit about your picnic.

I don't think anything about your picnic.

What I do think is you're a psychotic bitch

who needs to let me go?

[Zoe screaming]

- Natalia.

[suspenseful music]

[fist thudding] [Zoe groaning]

- Ah.

[door creaking]

- [laughs] Misbehaving, is she?

A little too headstrong?

Just like her great grandfather.

- But we need her for the time being

until the master chooses what to do with her.

- Yes.

Speaking of the master, Maria and I were just wondering,

when are we actually gonna hold the resurrection ceremony?

- All in good time, darling.

We have his blood, we have his clothing.

[birds chirping]

And we know his final resting place.

We need the ring so the high priestess

can perform the ceremony.

And I'm pretty sure Gabriel has it.

- Can we not just work with what we've got?

- Well, it didn't work last time, did it?

Natalia, let's go.

[feet clacking]

Besides, if we don't have the ring,

then we don't have full control.

And I need to be in control, darling.

[feet clacking]

- Well, we'll see about that, won't we?

[both laughing]

[pensive music]

- Elizabeth.

Elizabeth.

- [Elizabeth] Drop the baseball back, Gabriel.

- What if I say no?

- [Elizabeth] Well, I will simply cut

Ms. Van Helsing's throat, darling.

And we will take things from there.

[bat clacking]

All right, there you go.

- [Elizabeth] And the gun, darling.

I'm not stupid.

[Gabriel groans]

[gun clacking]

- Right.

There's my gun. There's my phone.

I'm unarmed.

Now let me see Zoe.

[door creaking]

- Oh, thank you, Gabriel. [cackles]

- Now, drop the knife.

- [chuckles] All in good time, dear.

I want to play a game first.

It's called fallen angel.

I said I was tired of your games, Elizabeth.

And while I don't have many morals left,

I'm not going to hit a bloody woman.

[fist thudding] [Elizabeth cackling]

You bitch.

[foot thudding]

- Boys.

[energetic rock music]

[foot thudding]

[Gabriel groaning]

[foot thudding]

[Gabriel groaning]

[foot clacking]

[fist thudding]

[Gabriel groaning] [barricade clacking]

[Elizabeth cackling]

[foot thudding] [Natalia groaning]

[feet thudding]

[Gabriel groaning] [table snapping]

[Elizabeth laughing]

- Come on, darling.

It was only a little bit of fun.

[Gabriel groaning]

He'll survive.

He always bloody does.

[feet clacking]

I hope you remember me a little bit more now, darling.

I'm going to unleash a living hell,

and there's nothing you can do about it.

Ah, you are going to suffer for all eternity

for what you did to me.

I will destroy everything that matters the most to you.

I'll let him take her. [cackles]

- You are making a big mistake, Elizabeth.

- I'll be the judge of that.

Now, where's the ring?

- Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.

The ring that holds the power.

- I haven't got any bloody ring.

Do you think you can control him with a piece of jewelry?

- If you don't have it, you know where it is.

Find it. [Gabriel groaning]

I'll be in touch.

- Elizabeth, don't do this.

[foot thwacking] [Gabriel groaning]

- Don't ever [Zoe groans]

tell me what to do, pig.

[ominous music]

[Gabriel groaning]

- I need your help.

[siren howling]

- Thank you, officer,

I needed this. [cup clacking]

- No problem, miss.

[door clacking]

So, you say that you lost your way

and you were being held prisoner.

- Not so much being held prisoner,

but I infiltrated what I think as a cult

made up of rich professionals who pay

to be part of this sick organization.

- You infiltrated it?

- I'm a journalist.

We've had our suspicions about this group for a while now.

But I think if I stayed there for much longer,

I was going to get myself killed.

- What exactly are we talking about here?

- They worship the devil.

They're trying to resurrect Dracula, for Christ's sake.

- Right?

- You don't believe me.

Why would you?

It sounds absolutely crazy.

- No, no.

Actually, I do believe you.

Just give me a minute.

Stay right here.

[door clacking]

[fist knocking]

- Bloody hell, Mitchum, give us a chance.

- Sorry to barge in, ma'am, you really need to hear this.

- What?

- Quickly, ma'am.

- Okay, keep your hair on.

You are joking.

- Hello, Mum.

- So, we're all agreed.

We all want the same thing, right?

The resurrection of our Lord,

the one that will give us unlimited power and eternal life.

- Yes.

And we're all tired of waiting for it.

Elizabeth wants complete control to try and take

over the master's wishes,

which will see us left behind, just used

and abused so she can get exactly what she wants.

- So, what are you saying?

- We're saying that we act now, tonight.

[ominous music]

- We have everything we need.

The vials of his blood, his cloak,

and his final resting place amongst the hawthorns.

- But what about the ring?

She said we needed the ring.

- She's starving.

The ring doesn't control Dracula.

Nothing controls Dracula.

But, when he sees how we've worshiped him,

how we've sacrificed and killed in his name,

then he will make us his children of the night.

- I'm ready.

- Well, this is interesting.

A little revolution, it seems.

- Do you have a problem with that?

- And, what if I do?

- Then we eradicate the problem.

- It's very simple.

You are either with us or with Elizabeth.

- I fight for no one but myself.

- And?

- And whilst I'm not going

to join you on your little quest this evening,

neither am I going to inform the other side.

I notice there's a few people missing here.

So I'd say it was an even playing field, wouldn't you?

- But you stand alone

- Always.

[feet clacking]

- Do you think we can trust her?

- I'm not sure anyone can trust her,

but, she's not a problem tonight.

Let's make things a little more fun, shall we, children?

Let's go to church.

- So, you actually drank the blood of Dracula.

- I assume it was.

I mean, that's what they said it was.

- And you drank it willingly.

- I had no choice.

They forced it down my throat.

- Brilliant.

- Shut up.

It's bad enough as it is without your sarcasm.

- Well, this just confirms everything, doesn't it?

- No, it doesn't confirm anything,

except we're dealing with a bunch of fanatics.

- Fanatics?

- Fanatics.

Can't you take him home?

- No, she bloody well can't.

I'll go on my own and when I'm ready.

- All right.

Meanwhile, you'll get out of my interrogation room, now.

[Gabriel groaning]

[Gabriel groaning]

- Oh, you okay?

- Yeah. Yeah.

I'm fine.

But I'll be better when I've kicked everyone's asses.

- Out, now.

[pensive music]

[door clacking]

- See, I told you he was nothing but trouble.

- You can get out too.

- Look ma'am, I'm just-

- Mitchum.

If I wanted your opinion, I would ask for it.

- But...

- Get out, now.

[door clacking]

Okay, love.

Where were we?

[door thudding]

[ominous music]

[victim crying]

[victim screaming]

[flesh squelching] [blood babbling]

[blood babbling]

[bowl clanging]

[insects chirping]

[door creaking]

- Sorry. The church is closed.

[ominous music]

I said we're, oh.

Get out.

The police are watching this place, you know?

[Shaw laughing]

You.

How could you?

What do you want?

- I want you. [laughs]

- Oh, Father James, we're going to have so much fun tonight.

- [Shaw] encircle.

[James screaming]

[blood babbling]

- Oh, shit.

Sorry madam.

- What is it?

Why have you disturbed me?

- I think we've got a problem.

- Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

I just prepared my bath. [groans]

[ominous music]

[crickets chirping]

- You might as well the show, Father,

because this is happening with or without you.

- [whimpers] You people are sick.

You don't know what you're dealing with here.

- Oh, we know all too well, Father.

We can't wait to get the party started.

Maria, the vessel of blood.

- It's ready.

- We will pour our master's blood into the ground,

and then we'll each make a sacrifice.

- That includes you, priest.

[blood babbling]

Oops.

Looks like there's no turning back

for you now, Father James.

[thunder crackling]

- Mary full of grace, the Lord is with you.

Blessed are...

Dear, sweet God in heaven.

- God can't save you now, Father.

[suspenseful music]

- Ah, listen very carefully,

because those of you that don't,

oh, I promise you, you will die.

Shaw And Maria has taken our master's cloak and his blood.

Anyone that is not in this room right now

should be considered a traitor to the cause.

Find them and kill them.

[suspenseful music]

Before they do something we all will regret.

- Yes, madam.

- Ah. [laughs]

Bring Shaw back alive.

[crickets chirping]

[thunder rumbling]

- Come along, child.

We don't have all night.

[flesh squelching] [blood babbling]

That's it. Good girl.

One more drop of blood should do the trick.

Though I'm a little disappointed

with your lack of participation, Father.

[flesh squelching] [blood babbling]

Bring me the cloak.

[suspenseful music]

[thunder rumbling]

[lightning crackling]

[ominous music]

[blood splattering]

[puddle babbling]

[fire crackling]

- I believe that is mine. [thunder rumbling]

Well, put it on me.

- Yes, Master

- The priest is gone.

- Forget him.

I mean, what's he going to do anyway.

- Please, Master, take me as yours.

- I don't do requests.

[Shaw coughing]

- But, Master, I was the one who brought you back.

- It was my will.

I have unfinished business.

I've seen through your eyes what each

and every one of you has done.

- I will serve you.

I will be faithful.

- Silence.

Show me how far you are willing to go.

You've killed in my name.

Now, sacrifice yourself.

- No.

No.

- I will.

[flesh squelching] [Maria groaning]

- Now, she has promise.

Do not be afraid my child.

You are with me now.

[flesh squelching]

[Dracula hissing]

[flesh crunching]

I choose who follows me. [flesh squelching]

You, all of you, have no say in the matter.

Come, my child

- [Shaw] Bitch.

- Master Shaw.

We've got to get you out of here.

- [laughs] Things not going to plan, then?

[door creaking] [pensive music]

- Don't you have a home to go to?

- I was waiting for you.

- Is that a proposition, Detective.

- [laughs] I'm not a detective.

- I find that hard to believe.

So what is it, a bounty hunter, an assassin?

- I'm retired.

- Retired. [laughs]

Well, you don't look retired to me.

- [laughs] Yeah, well, come on.

I'll buy you a drink.

- It's late. You know somewhere?

- Yeah, I know a place.

They do a lock-in every night.

[Gabriel groaning]

- You okay?

- Yeah.

Yeah. I'm fine.

Come on.

[crickets chirping]

♪ La la ♪

♪ La la ♪

♪ La la ♪

You know, darling, if you stop shaking,

this wouldn't hurt so much.

Now, where did I put my makeup?

We need to keep you looking pretty for the master.

I do hope those stupid falls

haven't messed everything up.

[Elizabeth scoffing]

Ugh, they ruined my bath tonight.

That's for certain.

[door creaking]

Please give me some good news

or I might have to use Ms. Van Helsing here

for my next bubble bath. [cackles]

Joking, darling.

- Well, most importantly, I've got Shaw with me.

There's a few others, but...

- But?

- Well, Dracula.

- Dracula what, darling?

- Dracula has risen from the grave.

He could be absolutely anywhere.

And...

- And?

- And he's taken Maria.

- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Punishment must be dealt.

Shaw will pay for this.

- Do you want me to...

- No, I'll do it.

♪ So I caught you in the act ♪

♪ And go up like you caught ♪

♪ In a [indistinct] ♪

[indistinct chattering]

- [Crowd] Wanker.

Wanker.

Wanker. ♪ In the open ♪

♪ We can shout [indistinct] ♪

Wanker.

Wanker.

Wanker.

Wanker.

Wanker.

Wanker.

Wanker.

Wanker.

- Dear, Lucifer.

[ominous music]

It's like the 1970s,

or worse. ♪ But I don't [indistinct] ♪

Time to feed, my dear.

[Dracula snarling] [people screaming]

[flesh squelching]

- Jesus Christ.

[Dracula snorting]

- No, he's not coming back.

- All right, Granddad, we haven't seen anything.

We are gonna head this way.

Aren't we boys?

- Yes, this way?

[people screaming]

- Don't you want to play, boys?

[gentle music]

- So you really have no clue where that house was.

- I told you, they blindfolded me on the way in.

And from what I can remember on the way out to,

then they drop you off somewhere far away from the property.

Can't remember.

I just ran.

I was in a panic.

- You sure about this?

- I guess so.

I try to retrace my footsteps.

But it's all a bit of a blur.

I mean, they did the sacrifice and I was sick

and then I just ran while they were distracted

feeding from that dead girl.

- You told them all the back of the station, right?

- I told him everything I know.

- Right. ♪ I hope [indistinct] ♪

- I have to say, darling,

I'm really sorry it's come to this,

but you have caused utter chaos.

[sighs] All that we have left now

is Van Helsing to use as bait?

I mean, what did you think would actually happen?

[hand thwacking]

- We were tired of waiting.

We thought we could control him.

Get the power we've been waiting so long for for ourselves.

[hand thwacking]

- Oh, for yourself.

[Shaw laughing]

Hypocrite.

Isn't that what you wanted?

All the power for yourself.

[Elizabeth whimpering]

- How dare you question my motives.

[fingers snapping]

[feet clacking]

[fist thudding] [Shaw groaning]

- Is that all you've got? [laughs]

[fists thudding] [Natalia groaning]

[Shaw groaning]

- Ooh.

Ooh.

Ah.

[birds chirping]

[Shaw groaning]

[Shaw laughing]

- [smacks lips] Blood and skin.

[birds chirping]

[gentle emotional music]

♪ You stole her honey just to get what you need ♪

♪ You driving distance while they feeding you're greed ♪

- Thanks, darling. ♪ If you can hide while ♪

- What's happened ♪ The narrative constructs you ♪

to your face, hun?

- I walked into a door,

several times. ♪ Your rush takes over ♪

♪ But you riding the wave ♪

- You know I worry ♪ You digging deeper ♪

about you, don't you?

- Yeah, well, you know? ♪ Just to fill up your grave ♪

There's no need. ♪ Take what you need ♪

- So, when are you ♪ Because the devil ♪

gonna call me, anyway? ♪ Will direct you ♪

- [chuckles] Soon. All right.

I just got a lot going on. ♪ You're saving grace ♪

- Okay. While there's nowhere to run

- New girlfriend, Gabe? ♪ You stole her memories ♪

♪ 'Cause you needed the fun ♪

- No, she's a witness. ♪ You lost your mind ♪

[ominous music]

I'm working.

- Thought you were retired.

- Yeah, well, I am sort of.

Otherwise you wouldn't be having this here

all-night lock-in now, would you?

[fist knocking]

- Well, come on then.

See who it is.

[door creaking]

- Do you mind if we come in?

It's freezing out here.

- Yeah. Come in

- Thanks.

- Anyway, I was thinking if we...

- If we what?

Gabriel, Gabriel.

- We need to get you out of here.

[Dracula snarling]

- What? Why?

- You ever heard the one where Dracula walks into a bar?

- No, you're joking.

[flesh squelching]

- Get out the back way.

- What are you going to do?

- Well, you see those three little shits over there.

- Yeah.

- First I'm gonna kick their asses,

and then I'm gonna-

- But Gabriel, come on.

You're battered and bruised.

Anyone can see that.

- Well, what do you expect me to do?

Just run away?

Look, get the back, now.

[person screaming] [energetic rock music]

[guitar thudding]

[flesh squelching]

[chair crunching]

[flesh squelching]

[body thudding]

[feet whooshing]

[fists whooshing] [feet whooshing]

♪ You stole her honey ♪ [glass shattering]

♪ Just to get what you need ♪ [fists thudding]

♪ You driving distance while ♪

♪ You feeding the greed ♪ [person screaming]

♪ If you can hide while ♪

♪ The narrative constructs you ♪ [fists thudding]

[feet thudding]

[feet thudding]

♪ Your rush takes over ♪

♪ But you riding the wave ♪

♪ You digging deeper ♪

♪ Just to fill up your grave ♪ [pool cue whooshing]

♪ Take what you need because the devil will direct you ♪

[Milla groaning]

[foot thudding]

♪ You're saving grace ♪ [pool cue thudding]

♪ When there's nowhere to run ♪ [foot thudding]

[pool cue thwacking] [person groaning]

♪ You stole her memories 'cause you needed the fun ♪

[pool cue thwacking]

♪ You lost your mind ♪

♪ Just as everything came undone ♪

♪ Came undone ♪

[teeth crunching] [person screaming]

[Gabriel groaning] [body thudding]

[fists thudding]

♪ Came undone ♪ [feet thwacking]

[person screaming]

[foot thudding]

[fist thudding] [bottle shattering]

[bottle shattering]

- Oh, bollocks.

[ominous music]

- You were never gonna call me, were you, you bastard.

[vampire snarling]

Don't you find me attractive anymore?

- Gotta be honest with you, darling.

I definitely enjoyed it a lot more

the last time you were on top of me.

- Gabriel.

[person sighing]

[ominous music]

[Dracula growling]

[Dracula hissing]

[blade schwinging] [flesh squelching]

[ominous music]

[blade clinking]

[bottle shattering]

[dramatic music]

[vampires whooshing]

[doors creaking]

[doors creaking]

- I thought I told you to leave,

- I couldn't get out.

- Did he hurt you or anything?

- No. Thank God.

There was a crucifix on the wall in there.

He seen it and he walked away.

- Oh, right.

Is there?

Do you want a drink or anything?

You didn't touch the last one?

- No, I'm fine.

- Where's Jimmy?

Jimmy? Jimmy?

[ominous droning music]

Oh, Father James.

Perfect timing.

- Jimmy.

Dear Lord.

[body thudding] [Shaw laughing]

- Leave us.

You do understand, darling, why punishment was necessary.

- Yes, of course.

Please, I'm gonna make it up to you.

- Oh. Okay.

[flesh squelching]

[Elizabeth screaming]

[Shaw laughing]

[ominous music]

[fist knocking]

[Gabriel groaning]

- Hello.

- Oh my God.

You should have called me earlier.

- Yeah, well, I didn't know Dracula was gonna show up

and start a bloody party, did I?

- Oh, what is she doing here?

- We were talking.

- Mm.

- Now, what's that supposed to mean?

- Where's Jimmy? Jimmy?

- He's where he always is.

He's behind the bloody bar.

- Dead?

- Yeah.

Well, you know, just a little bit.

I didn't have any choice.

- If we survive this, can we talk,

I mean, really, really talk?

- Mm, we will survive.

- Yeah.

[Gabriel groaning]

- Today is a new dawn for our cause.

I'm in charge now.

And you, you shall all get what you desire.

I...

[smoke whooshing]

- Mr. Shaw, I presume.

[attendees gasping]

- How?

How?

How did you get in here?

Vampires need an invitation.

- I didn't need an invitation.

- [Shaw] You.

- If you would've done your research,

you would've realized that I have walked these rooms before.

Your leader, Elizabeth, and the high priestess

had everything planned to the finest detail for my arrival

until you ruined everything.

- Well... [laughs]

Elizabeth isn't here right now, uh, but you're here.

Let's make a little deal, shall we? [laughs]

- A deal you say.

- Uh-huh.

- I don't play games.

If I did, I would always win.

Now, as for Elizabeth...

- Hello again, darling.

- Hello, Countess.

Good to see you.

[Elizabeth laughing]

- Countess?

What's going on?

You're dead.

- Oh, my darling, you're such a foolish boy.

- It would take a lot more than your frenzied attack

to finish me off, darling.

- My child.

You're in the presence of greatness.

[Elizabeth laughing]

And it's not often I say that

unless I'm talking about myself, of course.

This is the blood countess.

Why, she's even been referred to as Countess Dracula.

[Elizabeth laughing]

I must say, I was most fluttered.

I do so admire her work.

- So, you're a vampire?

- No, darling.

Not in the literal sense,

but I do love to be covered in blood, just not my own.

- That said, I saw what you did.

And I must say, it showed great determination,

greed, and an extreme lack of empathy.

I like it.

Come to me, my child.

And I will give you what you ask for.

[Elizabeth laughing]

You disapprove?

How unfortunate.

Because everyone here will either conform or die.

- And what about this one?

We've been keeping her just for you.

Count Dracula meet Ms. Van Helsing.

[Dracula hissing]

[pensive music]

- Ah, what happened?

- Ah, well, where do you want us to start?

- Are you okay, Father?

- Ah, I've felt better.

Dracula, right?

I watched them bring him back.

We have to get out over here. - No, no, no, hang on.

You're in no fit condition to go anywhere.

Who brought him back?

- Yeah, and where?

- The homeless shelter.

- The homeless shelter?

- Not the homeless shelter, but the people running it.

Maria and Shaw, and the boss was a woman called Elizabeth.

- Elizabeth.

[pensive music]

Elizabeth's running the homeless shelter?

- Wait, I thought it was run by Susie Granger

that runs that local cafe.

- Yeah, it is.

Well, well, it was.

What the bloody hell's going on?

- I don't know any Susie.

It was Elizabeth who I gave the money to.

They showed me around the place.

It was all right.

I thought they were doing good work there.

Not trying to resurrect vampires.

- Right, all right, Father.

Well, show us the right direction,

and let's go and kick some pointy teeth in.

- It won't be that easy.

Let me help you.

- In what way, Father?

- I know everything there is to know

about the occult and vampires.

I have served my whole life for this moment

to do the ultimate work for the Lord and defeat evil.

I know where they are.

I just need to get them to the church.

- I'm not really sure about this, Father.

[suspenseful music]

- I've got weapons.

- [laughs] I like him.

- For centuries, I have fought your family.

Now, you are the only one left.

Today marks the final chapter of Van Helsing.

My dear disciples,

this is now time for you to become immortal

and stand beside your master.

- Please, you're making a big mistake.

I'm not like the rest of 'em.

I have no idea about any of the-

- Silence, girl.

You will be sacrificed tonight,

but not before I have what I need.

I think it's time we got your old friend here, don't you?

[insects chirping]

- I got to hand it to you, Father.

This is quite impressive.

- I've been collecting this stuff for years.

Ready for this day.

Oh, and as they say, you ain't seen nothing yet.

[whimsical music]

- [laughs] Now that's what I'm talking about.

- [Kathryn] Planning a little party, are we?

- [sighs] What the bloody hell are you doing here?

- I'm here to ruin your fun, Son.

Make sure everything's done right.

- Right, well, you're not gonna get very far

with that shotgun, are you?

- No, smart ass.

But a will with a barrel full of silver bullets.

Won't I?

Some for me and some for Jess.

Oh, and I've got this.

- [Gabriel] Right.

- And he's gonna be coming for this.

- Yeah.

All right.

Well, come and have a look at this, then.

- Bloody hell, Father.

You're prepared.

- Oh, I'm excited.

[phone ringing]

- Oh.

Here we go

Gabriel.

- Hello again, darling.

I thought you might like to know that your little friend

will shortly be the only human left in this room. [sighs]

But that can't last forever.

So I suggest you and Molly Dearest

get yourself here as soon as possible.

Would you like the address, darling?

I mean, I know you've been trying to find us,

but the timing just wasn't right.

- Hmm.

Yeah, well, here's the thing, see.

We're not coming.

- What?

- You heard me.

I said, "We're not coming."

Now, if the prince of darkness

or whatever he's calling himself these days

wants his ring piece handed back to him,

then you tell him you lot are coming here.

Oh, would you like the address?

- Hmm.

You always were a smug bastard.

- Yeah, I know.

- I will kill this little girl.

- No, you won't.

Not yet, anyway.

- Get me what I need, Countess.

- Ah, okay.

Name the place.

- Well, you know it quite well.

In fact, it's the scene of your recent massacre.

Now, I know what you're thinking.

"We're all a bunch of bloody vampires now.

We can't go walking straight into a church."

But it's all right, darling.

You see I'm not a completely unreasonable person.

You can meet us on the church grounds at the back.

And by the way, it's British summertime and all that.

So if I were you, I'd make it bloody quick

'cause it'll soon be light, won't it?

Bitch.

You call for backup?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Good, 'cause we gonna bloody need it.

[crickets chirping]

[pensive music]

- You were foolish to think

that they would just walk into Dracula's lair.

- But you don't know Gabriel like I do.

And while we were on the way there,

they could quite possibly be coming here.

- Which is why, Countess, I will remain here.

The girl will stay a prisoner

and everyone in this room will do my bidding.

You have prepared my previous dwelling, correct?

- I have indeed.

- Good, good.

Disciples, welcome to your future.

[Dracula hissing] [suspenseful music]

- Right, let's go over everything again

so we know our starting positions, okay?

- I don't think you should be a part of this tonight.

If anyone recognizes you, things are gonna get even worse.

I don't know the bloody hell you escaped in the first place.

- I can take care of myself, you know?

I've got gypsy blood in me.

We're a mean bunch.

- Yeah, well, just stay inside.

All right?

- You're the boss.

- DCI.

Are you with us?

- Oh.

Oh, sorry. Yes, ma'am,

- You better be.

Right, you ready?

- Yes. - Let's move out.

[ominous music]

- Very shortly, the dead will arise

with unmeasurable power,

all giving themselves freely to the cause.

Yet here you stand untouched.

Why is that?

- Because despite their immeasurable power,

your bitches are afraid to touch me.

- I'm afraid of nothing.

- [Dracula] Silence

- My Lord.

Natalia is the most dedicated member of the team.

She will serve you, undead or not.

- Is that right?

- I don't need your power to rip someone's heart out.

- Oh, I like her

- Very well.

Then, for now, you can remain in your human form.

Watch the girl.

I must rest a while.

Countess, you and the high priestess will stay here with me.

Shaw, Maria, you will lead the charge

and get me what I need.

- Yes, master. - Yes, master.

[Maria and Shaw hissing]

[bats screeching]

- Are you ready for this?

- Didn't know you cared.

- Well, I was just asking if you were ready.

- I'm always ready.

- Good.

Then we'll be having that chat, won't we?

- I hope so.

- Come on. [crickets chirping]

We need to catch up to the others.

- Sorry, Maria.

End of the line.

[flesh squelching] [Maria groaning]

- Looks like we got company.

♪ Get dead or alive ♪

All right, you pointy teethed bellends.

[stakes whooshing]

Let's have you.

- You bloody idiot.

[feet pattering]

- Oh, fucking hell. ♪ Dead or alive ♪

I forgot they were faster than zombies.

[guns firing]

♪ Dead or alive ♪

[flesh squelching]

[guns firing]

[vampire hissing]

[flesh squelching]

♪ You were dead wrong ♪

[Gabriel groaning] ♪ The end of the world ♪

♪ Is coming true ♪

♪ Coming true ♪

♪ Coming true ♪

[guns firing]

♪ And now your weakness has ♪ [flesh squelching]

[Gabriel groaning] ♪ Set you free ♪

[Gabriel groaning]

All in the reflexes.

♪ You shoulda have a ♪

♪ Shoulda have a ♪

[person groaning] ♪ Systematic ♪

♪ Genocide ♪ [body thudding]

[fist thudding]

Cheeky little bastard.

♪ Nowhere to go ♪ [fists thudding]

♪ Nowhere to hide ♪ [vampires hissing]

[stake whooshing]

[vampire screaming]

[flesh squelching] ♪ Apocalyptic suicide ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪ [feet thudding]

♪ And life size ♪ [vampire hissing]

♪ Who am I ♪ [flesh squelching]

[vampire screaming]

♪ Lifelike ♪ [flesh squelching]

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪ [vampire hissing]

♪ Truth is her name ♪

[hand thudding]

[fist thudding] [flesh squelching]

♪ I was there all along ♪

Hello, you big, ugly prick.

I've been waiting for this. - Now hell's coming through

[gun firing]

- Saving your ass again.

- Oh, bloody hell, Mum. ♪ I couldn't hold on ♪

♪ Couldn't hold on ♪

♪ And now you're bleeding ♪

♪ Turn back to me ♪ [feet whooshing]

[foot thwacking] [stake clacking]

♪ Back to me ♪

♪ Back to me ♪

[door clacking]

[fists and feet thudding] ♪ Blank stare ♪

♪ Bloody eyes ♪

♪ Broken spirit ♪

♪ It's you all right ♪

[flesh squelching] [vampire groaning]

♪ Nowhere to run ♪

[engine rumbling]

♪ Nowhere to hide ♪

- You okay, Mitchum?

[Mitchum hissing]

Oh, Mitchum.

[flesh squelching] ♪ It's in your eyes ♪

[bats screeching]

[ominous music]

- Look, if you're gonna kill me,

please just get it over with.

I swear, I really don't know anything about what's going on.

- Shh.

[pensive music]

- What are you doing?

- I said, be quiet

Now, get out quickly before I change my mind.

- [Zoe] Thank you.

- I don't do hugs, kid.

Now, go.

- Which way?

- Anywhere you can.

- Darling.

That was very, very foolish.

- She will not escape. [hisses]

- Father James, you all right?

I'm Great.

- Where's Mum.

- I have no idea.

Oh, I think she may have gone to the address

that Father James gave us to find Dracula.

- What?

And you just let her?

- For Christ's sakes, Gabriel.

I didn't let her, did I?

I don't even know if that's where she is.

I'm just assuming.

- Yeah, you are. [birds chirping]

I'm sorry.

- You never said that before.

- No.

Well, look, I gotta go.

- Well, I'm coming with you.

- [Gabriel] Father James.

Look after the girl, all right?

- Got it.

What girl?

[crickets chirping]

[ominous music]

- [Kathryn] You all right, darling?

- Tried to fight.

I let the girl go.

- Oh, darling.

Let's have a look at this.

It's not good, but it doesn't look like he's taken too much.

But you know what that's gonna mean?

Did he force you to drink his blood?

- No.

- Let's give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

So what am I up against in there?

- Dracula, Elizabeth, high priestess.

I don't know where the girl went, but I tried to help.

- I know, darling.

I know.

Okay, sit tight, and hopefully this won't take too long.

[pensive music]

[door clacking]

- Why my dear Catherine.

This is almost like a family reunion.

Seems such an age since I tasted your sister.

What was her name again?

- Laura.

- Ah, yes.

Laura. [chuckles]

Still, you've tasted one Laura, you've tasted them all.

- Let the girl go.

- Well, now that you're here, I have no need for her.

I only need what you possess.

Countess, let her go.

- Don't you remember the child's name?

- Do not question my motives.

She poses no threat despite the scum of her ancestry.

Ms. Kathryn here.

She's been waiting decades for her revenge.

Don't make me say it twice.

- Take that and go through the main doors, find Gabriel,

and get him to come and get you, go.

- Perfect.

Let's get the whole family here, shall we?

Give me the ring.

[Dracula whooshing] [ominous music]

[Kathryn gasping]

I do hope you're not going to be a disappointment

just like your sister.

[crickets chirping]

- [Gabriel] Zoe.

- Gabriel, I've got the phone.

Your mum gave it to me.

I was trying to call you.

- Get down.

Is she in there?

- Yeah. But...

- [Jess] I'm going in.

- Hang on.

- No, speak to Zoe.

I'll see you inside.

- Oh, shit.

- What?

You're kneeling in blood?

- Yeah.

Well, let's worry about the laundry later, all right?

What's going on in there?

- Dracula and Elizabeth are in there and your mom.

- Zoe, I need you to come back in with me.

- You're not serious?

- Yeah, I'm deadly serious.

Look, like it or not, you're a Van Helsing,

and your destiny is waiting

on the other side of those doors.

Now, if we're gonna defeat Dracula,

you need to be the one to put the final nail in the coffin.

- Listen, I have told you, I'm not a bloody vampire slayer.

That died out ages ago with my great-granddad.

- Yeah, well, today it starts again.

Just do everything that I say and it'll be okay.

Now, come on.

[door creaking]

- Hello again, darling.

I can't believe how selfish you are.

Huh, to bring Van Helsing back into the building.

I mean, the poor girl's tried to escape twice already.

- Yeah, well, she's always doing shit that she shouldn't be.

- [laughs] A bag full of stakes, darling.

Doesn't work on me, does it?

- Stakes will work on anyone if you shove 'em

in the right place.

- Ooh, sounds kinky.

Mm, I like it.

And in actual fact, I'm so glad you brought

your little friend to watch you die.

[feet clacking]

- It's not his time to die, it's yours.

- Now, I happen to consider myself a bit of a tough guy,

but I'm not arguing with that.

Come on, Zoe, let's go.

[Elizabeth screaming]

[Natalia hissing]

[feet pattering]

Stay in the shadows.

- You took your time.

- Yeah. Sorry about that.

Bloody women.

- Oh, but that's always been your problem, hasn't it?

- Do you mind?

Now is not the time.

Hello, Jack.

How's it going?

- I'm tired of the games you people are playing.

Your dear mother here said she has the ring.

Now it appears she does not.

You know, will she wouldn't, would she?

Because I nicked it from her pocket earlier on.

And I can tell you, sunshine,

that I have your little ring piece right here

[ominous music]

in my hand.

And very soon, I'll have your bollocks in my other hand.

Do vampires have bollocks?

- I'm pretty sure they do.

- Good.

Do you still have those silver bullets?

- No, I ran out.

Otherwise I would've shot him by now.

- Ah, excellent.

- I must say.

I do admire your confidence, Detective.

- Oh, he's retired.

- Oh, thanks, Mum.

- I will take that ring from you now, Mr. Lee.

And you can't stop me anymore than you can stop this.

[Kathryn groaning] [teeth crunching]

- Shoot him, Jess.

- It won't make a difference.

- Bloody shoot him anyway. [gun firing]

[Dracula hissing]

[gun firing]

[feet pattering]

- Mum. Mum.

- [groans] Saving your ass again, huh?

- Jess, we need to find fire.

We need to stop the bleeding, it'll burn it.

- There's a lighter in my pocket.

- You what?

Are you bloody smoking again?

- I don't need a lecture right now, son.

- Jess, get Mum out of here.

I'm gonna finish this.

- What about Zoe?

I don't think it's the right thing keeping her here.

- It's the only thing.

I need her with me.

Now, go.

[Dracula whooshing]

[Dracula hissing]

- Like it or not, Mr. Lee,

sooner or later I will rule,

not just your country, but the entire world.

The human race will be no more,

and everyone will conform to my will.

You really are just prolonging the misery

until I get what I want.

[ominous music]

- Oh yeah.

I forgot.

I've got this, haven't I?

Fight you for it.

[dramatic music]

- I cannot believe your insolence.

Oh, by the way, your mother tasted of cheap meat.

[Gabriel laughing] [fist thudding]

[Dracula groaning]

[Dracula hissing]

[Dracula groaning]

[Dracula hissing] [ominous music]

- Zoe.

Zoe. Now.

- You really think you could defeat me, you deluded fool?

- I can't, but she can.

- No.

[ominous music] [flesh squelching]

[Dracula groaning]

- Zoe, get back.

[Dracula crackling]

[Dracula groaning]

- Is it over?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I think it is.

Thanks to Zoe Van Helsing.

- Well, it was nothing.

- [laughs] Yeah, right.

Oh.

[ring clacking]

I think I'll keep this.

[lighter clicking]

- Well.

All good.

Thanks to this one.

Where's Elizabeth and that rock-hard vampire bitch?

- Well, there was no one here when we got here.

Just that pool of blood and that pile of ashes over there.

- All right.

Well, that's a good sign, I think.

- Bloody hell, Mum, what are you doing?

- Don't start lecturing me about nicotine now, son.

Besides, I might be immortal.

[Jess and Gabriel and Zoe laughing]

- Yeah.

All right, we did it.

[fists thudding]

Come on, let's get out of here.

[entity screaming]

[ominous music]

[gun firing]

- What the hell was that?

- Well, that's another story for a different day.

Let's go.

[door creaking]

[door creaking]

[crickets chirping]

[Elizabeth laughing]

[suspenseful music]

[insects chirping]

[phone buzzing]

- Gabriel.

Dracula's dead. [laughs]

He's dead.

Thank the Lord.

And thank you, Gabriel.

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

I'll see you soon.

[birds chirping]

- Father James.

- Oh, Milla.

I was just coming to get you.

- No, don't worry.

It's been a long night yet, I guess.

- Yes, but it's all over now.

[Milla laughing]

[ominous music]

[vampires groaning]

What's going...

What's going on?

They're dead.

Dracula is dead.

Once he's dead, they can't come back.

- Maybe they weren't all turned by Dracula.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, he wasn't the first.

Was he, Father?

There was one that walked the earth long before him.

One that's stronger.

One that can't be destroyed by stakes,

holy water and all those silly religious beliefs.

Come on, Father.

Didn't you see me having fun out there?

- Milla.

Carmilla.

- The original queen of darkness.

[Carmilla screeching]

♪ You dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ You were dead wrong ♪

♪ The end of the world is coming true ♪

♪ Coming true ♪

♪ Coming true ♪

♪ And now your weakness has set you free ♪

♪ You should have a ♪

♪ Have a ♪

♪ Systematic ♪

♪ Genocide ♪

♪ Nowhere to go ♪

♪ Nowhere to hide ♪

♪ Apocalyptic ♪

♪ Suicide ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life sign ♪

♪ Or dead or alive ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪

♪ [indistinct] ♪

♪ I'm was there alone ♪

♪ And now hell is coming through ♪

♪ I couldn't hold on ♪

♪ Couldn't hold on ♪

♪ And now you're bleeding ♪

♪ Turn back to me ♪

♪ Back to me ♪

♪ Back to me ♪

♪ Blank stare ♪

♪ Bloody eyes ♪

♪ Broken spirit ♪

♪ It's in her eyes ♪

♪ Nowhere to run ♪

♪ Nowhere to run ♪

♪ Nowhere to hide ♪

♪ Save yourself ♪

♪ He's in your life ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪

♪ He'll just keep coming ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

- [Speaker] Don't you come running for me.

You're running out of time.

♪ Dead or alive ♪

You're running out of time. - You're running out of time.

♪ Dead or alive ♪

- [Speaker] Killer of them all

So you better keep running

♪ You were dead wrong ♪

♪ The end of the world is coming true ♪

♪ Coming true ♪

♪ Bloody eyes ♪

♪ Bloody eyes ♪

♪ Broken spirit ♪

♪ Terrorize ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Life size ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Yeah, just keep running ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ Life size ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ Life size ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ Life size ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ You better keep running ♪

♪ Lifelike ♪

♪ And life size ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪

♪ Don't turn around ♪

[ominous music]