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DON'T LIKE A LITTLE BLOOD?!�� g����� �NO, I DON'T LIKE A LITTLE BLOOD.��TC�u@��\�š��BLOOD AIN'T THE STUFF FOR 18 YEAR OLD BOYS FROM SHEBOYGAN.�� ݠ����VBLOOD AIN'T THE STUFF FOR MITCH CONNER...��}C�u��t���INCOMING!��0C�u���"�����CONNER, MITCHELL. YOU'RE DISCHARGED, SON.�� ������cAND THAT'S THAT.��kC�u���D�����PACK YOUR BAGS, YOU'RE HEADED HOME.���������HUGS AND KISSES FROM UNCLE SAM.��C�u@���Ѡ����SO HOW DO I END UP HERE?����͡ǁWITH A 9 YEAR OLD KID, WHO JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS...�� l������LIFE IS FUNNY LIKE THAT.��6C�u@���#�ʡāONE DAY YOU'RE SIFTING THROUGH THE GUTS OF SOME GOOK IN VIETNAM�� r����� �AND THE NEXT YOU'RE PLAYING DOCTOR PHIL��_�����{WITH SOME KID AND HIS TEACHER.��C�u@��� �ʡāERIC, I... I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU WERE PUT THROUGH ALL THIS.��J�����SORRY IS A FOUR LETTER WORD WITH A "Y" ON THE END.��NC�u���p�����THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO THIS POOR KID.��T������THAT'S RIGHT.��蠢��� �TELL ME THE TRUTH. NOW!��+C�u@��E�ҡ́ALL I CAN TELL YOU ERIC IS THAT WE WERE ALL TOLD TO STICK TO THE STORY.�� ޠ���� �TO PROTECT SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT.���C�u��+������I CAN'T SAY MORE. I WON'T!���������BUT I'LL...I'LL TELL YOU WHO HAS THE ANSWER....�� �C�u@��H䠚���LOOK, GINGERS...�������gYOU SAID YOU WANTED BLEEP WE GOT HIM FOR YOU!�� f�����"WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IF BLEEP IS REALLY IN THERE!�� HC�u@��b������IT COULD BE A TRICK!���������IT'S NO TRICK DUDE!����ϡɁ�MY FRIEND AND I WENT TO THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS AND BROUGHT HIM HERE!��Ѡ����ETHEN HAVE HIM STEP OUT OF THE BEAR COSTUME!��%C�u@��}1�����YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF TEN.��_������ONE!��p�á�� DON'T DO IT RANDY, IF BLEEP IS SEEN WE COULD GET BOMBED!�� aC�u@���������TWO! -IDIOT! IF HE ISN'T SEEN,��6������WE'RE ABOUT TO DEFINITELY GET BOMBED! - THREE!�� 𠽡��oALRIGHT, ALRIGHT STOP!!!... WE'LL DO WHAT YOU SAY.�� �C�u���ˠʡāI'M SORRY, BLEEP, BUT WILL PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE BEAR COSTUME?���C�u���s�����OKAY, SO UM... SEE? BLEEP...�� 𠰡�� �THAT ISN'T BLEEP, THAT'S SANTY CLAUS.���C�u�� �����SORRY BOYS, I TRIED... - AW CRAP.�� ������ BOYS YOU GOT SANTA TO BE BLEEP?!WHEN?!���C�u@��v�ʡāWHEN YOU ALL SAID YOU WERE GONNA HAND BLEEP OVER TO TOM CRUISE.�� ��ʡā �WE PROMISED JESUS THAT BLEEP WOULD STAY SAFELY IN THE U-HAUL!!!�� �C�u@��9��ʡāI'M SORRY, KYLE. I REALLY THOUGHT MY IDEA WOULD WORK FOR YOU...��O������IF WE WERE GONNA HAVE SOMEONE IN A BEAR COSTUME���C�u��R��ɡÁWHY WOULD WE ACTUALLY HAVE IT BE BLEEP YOU STUPID BLEEP IDIOT.�� ������ SO WHERE IS HE?!���C�u��g&�����[ROARING IN BACKGROUND]��T����� \MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS...�� �C�u���렒���[SNORTS]�� �����`BUDDHA, WILL YOU LAY OFF THAT STUFF ALREADY?���������IT'S GETTING TO BE A PROBLEM.��0C�u@��C�¡��OH AND YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. WITH ALL YOUR INTERNET PORN.�� =����� �WATCHING PORN ISN'T LIKE DOING COKE, FAG!��NC�u@���ʠ����JESUS CHRIST!��蠐���=WHAT?!��A������WE'VE GOT A DISTRESS SIGNAL COMING IN!��נ����EON THE SUPER BEST SCREEN!���C�u���/�����SUPER BEST FRIENDS! YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US!�� ����� bTHE CASA BONITA IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!�� �C�u���F�����[GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING]�� �������GREAT SCOTT! IT'S BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!!���C�u@�� 頩���I THOUGHT BARBARA STREISAND HAD��������BEEN DESTROYED BY THE ROBERT SMITH!��*�����zYEAH! WHO WOULD HAVE ACTIVATED HER AGAIN?!���C�u��"Y�����I DON'T KNOW, SEMEN.��������7[SNICKERING]������� �IT'S SEA MAN.��TC�u��@������THE CASA BONITA IS GONE! JESUS HELP US!!!!�� [������JESUS, THAT'S WHERE THOSE BOYS TOOK BLEEP!�� �C�u��[ �����WE HAVE TO STOP HER!��נ�����ON THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS POWER CYCLES!�� �C�u���������[THUNDER]�� �C�u���������[SOFT MUSIC]��oC�u���O�����THERE, THERE MY LITTLE MOUSE FRIEND...��x�ġ���SOON YOU WILL HAVE MORE ASSES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED OF...��,C�u�����š��AHH KEVIN, YOU BROUGHT ME MY FONSECA. THAT'S A GOOD BOY...�� 1������[KNOCKING]���C�u@������WHAT'S THIS? SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR, KEVIN.�� ����� h[KNOCKING]��蠮����WE'VE TRIED TO BE LEFT ALONE, KEVIN.��C�u@��ʠ����WHO WOULD DISTURB US AT THIS HOUR?���������WE MUST BE CAREFUL.�������� �WHY, IT'S AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN, KEVIN...�� �C�u@��������YES? WHAT DO YOU WANT?��נ����&YO, MAN, SORRY TO BOTHER YA BUT��ܠ����VTHERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT DOWN THE STREET MAN!��C�u��2������CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE?����ơ��OH, I'M... I'M TERRIBLY SORRY BUT I DON'T LET STRANGERS IN.�� �C�u@��F$�š��YO I UNDERSTAND, MAN, BUT THIS ASSIDENT IS REAL BAD, DAWG.�� ����� �MY LADY'S LEGS IS ALL BUSTED UP N' BEEP���C�u@��Y۠����SHE'S ALL CRAWLING AROUND��������ON THE ROAD LOOKIN' LIKE A CRIPPLED CRAB, MAN,������� hI JUST NEED AN AMBULANCE, DAWG.��$C�u@��m������THERE'S A GAS STATION ABOUT HALF A MILE DOWN THE ROAD.�� H����� �THEY HAVE A PHONE THERE.���������OKAY, I SEE... I GUESS I UNDERSTAND.�� C�u@���J�����YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO LET A BLACK MAN IN YOUR HOUSE.��*�����NO, PLEASE, IT ISN'T THAT AT ALL.���������NO I GETS IT MAN.��6C�u@���T�����THOUGHT THANGS HAD CHANGED THROUGH.��`�̡Ɓ�THOUGHT WHEN WE GOT A BLACK PRESIDENT, THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT.�� �ġ���WE GOTS A BLACK PRESIDENT BUT WHITEY STILL DON'T TRUST ME��%C�u@���������TO USE HIS MOTHER BLEEP PHONE.��`�١Ӂ�NO WAIT I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT... WE DO HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT.��C�u��ʙ�����PLEASE, COME IN.��+������AHH HAAAA!!!!! - AGHGHGH!�� C�u���Ǡ����AHGHGHGGH!!!��B������NICE WORK, CONNER.�������PYEAH. THE THE OL' HASN'T ANYTHING CHANGED SPEECH---���C�u@���Ҡ����WORKS ON WHITE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.��֠����+ERIC CARTMAN?��⠷��� �SURPRISED TO SEE ME ASSHOLE? CLOSE THE DOOR.�� 1C�u�� �����[SCREAMING]�������kHOLY CRAP!!!��6C�u��%Y�����CHEERY HO!��Z�����MY NAME IS PIP!�������� \I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND��C�u��: �����NOT SMASHING OUR LITTLE TOWN TO BITS!��ˠ����AHGHGGHGHGH!!!���C�u@��RΠ����MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM�� ����� m-- WHICH IS TOM CRUISE'S HOUSE...��*�����?HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!���C�u��jD�����CELEBRITIES CAN GET VIOLENT TOO!!!��w�ǡ���MR. CRUISE, PLEASE CALL BARBARASTREISAND OFF! [ALL SHUDDER]�� �C�u@��H�����SHE'S DESTROYING EVERYTHING!��Z������WE WILL CALL HER OFF WHEN YOU GIVE US BLEEP!�� C�����EWE DON'T HAVE BLEEP WE AREN'T SURE WHERE HE IS!�� �C�u���w�����THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!�������� GET HIM BACK OR BABS WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!�� ������FOH BOY!��C�u���蠕���[SCREAMING]�� ������ �KENNY! KENNY DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!��0�����cYOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING BLEEP!���C�u��Π�����I AM! HE'S RIGHT THERE.�� C�u@���Ƞ����OH THANK GOD. HEY BLEEP.��������REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS, DUDE.�������QSO WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?���C�u@���������BLEEP ISN'T SAFE HERE!���������THE GINGERS AND CELEBRITIES ALL WANT A PIECE OF HIM��ܠ���� I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE CAN GO!��������[SNAPS FINGERS] WAIT-- NO WAIT A MINUTE.���C�u@��������I'VE GOT IT. I'VE TOTALLY GOT IT! - WHAT?����ǡ��yREMEMBER THE TIME WE GOT AN ELEPHANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A PIG?!�� CC�u@��)������YEAH...?��;������I TOTALLY NOW HOW WE CAN GIVE THE GINGERS AND�� ����� �THE CELEBRITIES WHAT THEY WANT,��⠨���'BUT KEEP BLEEP SAFE! COME ON!�� rC�u��H~�����[ROARING]��Ѡ���� g[SCREAMING]��������9[ROARING]�� �C�u��mP�����[SCREAMING]�� ������'SHE'S GOING TO GET OUR COFFEE STORE NEXT!�� �C�u���������OOOH! JESUS CHRIST!!!�� �C�u���{�����THAT'S ENOUGH BARBARA STREISAND!!!!! KWAAAAA!!!!��PC�u���\�����[ROARING]��֠�����SMITH! TRY YOUR ICE BREATH!�� C�u���\�����[WIND HOWLING]��������cNO GOOD!��;C�u���x�����LOOK OUT!��q������BARBARA STREISAND'S USING HER TOXIC STINK RAY!�� ꠓ���W[ROARING]�� HC�u��l�����[GAGGING, COUGHING]�� ������ �ERIC... YOUR FATHER NEVER WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN.�� 2C�u@��*w�����HE WAS PROTECTING YOU AS WELL AS THEM.�������� JTHEM WHO?!�� �á���ERIC, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND- IT'S ALL VERY COMPLICATED.�� C�u��E������THEN START EXPLAINING IT TO ME.��������(SIGHS) VERY WELL.�� ꠩���COME ON BLEEP THE DOOR'S OPEN!��~C�u@��`������DOCTOR MEPHESTO WE NEED YOUR HELP!��0����� IOH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD NOW��Z������EVERYBODY'S LETTING THEMSELVES IN!���C�u@��}�����DOCTOR, THIS IS BLEEP! WE WANT YOU TO CLONE HIM!�� �ơ�� bSO WE CAN GIVE HIS COPIES TO GINGERS AND BARBARA STREISAND.�� �C�u@���A�����OH... ALRIGHT...��������NO, NO, NO-����ơ�� �HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING EXCEPT EXPLAINING WHO MY FATHER IS.�� �C�u@���^�����DUDE, THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.��������IT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.���š�� aDUDE, NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT WHO YOUR STUPID FATHER IS!��TC�u@��ƌ�ɡÁBLEEP IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE WITH ACTUAL ETHICAL RAMIFICATIONS.��Ҡǡ��'I GUARANTEE YOU, PEOPLE CARE WAYMORE ABOUT WHO MY FATHER IS.�� �C�u@���;�����IN THE SMALL MOUNTAIN TOWN OF SOUTH PARK,��נ����+THE HOLY PROPHET OF THE MORMON RELIGION��~�¡���IS TRYING TO FLY UP THE NOSE OF A DEADLY FEMALE SINGER.���C�u�� ������WAHGGHGH!������� �OUR POWERS AREN'T WORKING, SWALLOW!���C�u@�� )q�����WE CAN'T ATTACK STREISAND'S NOSE, IT'S JUST TOO BIG!�� ��� CWE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WEAK SPOT!��������iMOSES!��C�u�� B������WHAT?����š��WE NEED TO KNOW ANY WEAKNESS BARBARA STREISAND MIGHT HAVE.�� �C�u�� X3�����UM... LEMME THINK... UM...�������iOH I KNOW.�� C�u�� p��ʡāBARBARA STREISAND CAN'T RESIST SINGING DUETS WITH NEIL DIAMOND.���C�u@�� �g�����ALRIGHT, I'LL BUILD A STAGE.��������LAO TSU USE MIND CONTROL TO GET A HUGE AUDIENCE.�� r������BUDDHA AND SMITH USE POWERS TO FIND A BAND.���C�u@�� �~�����SEMEN, YOU AND SWALLOW GO GET US SUSHI FOR DINNER.�� 頗��� 8(CRACKING UP)��蠣���uIT'S SEA MAN AND SWALLOW!���C�u�� �<�����OKAY, SEMEN YOU GUYS HEAD OFF.��0������FINE! SWALLOW COME!�� �������[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]���C�u@�� �$�����[LAUGHING] NO WAY HE JUST SAID THAT!�� Š̡Ɓ 8ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT LOOK, JUST TELL CARTMAN WHO IS DAD IS REAL QUICK���C�u@�� �{�����SO WE CAN CLONE BLEEP.��ݠš���IT'S A COMPLICATED STORY... I JUST CAN'T TELL HIM QUICKLY.�� �����@THEN WE'LL WAIT BECAUSE WE HAVE TO CLONE BLEEP NOW.�� �C�u@�� ��á��IS BLEEP MORE IMPORTANT THAN A LITTLE BOYS BROKEN HEART?�� ����� OH YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN.��T������LOOK MEPHESTO-��qC�u@�� V�����YOU TELL THIS KID WHO HIS FATHER IS AND YOU DO IT NOW!��Ѡ�����STOP TALKING WITH YOUR STUPID HAND.��$�����oWHO YOU CALLING STUPID, JEW?���C�u@�� 5������COME ON YOU GUYS WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!��Y������[KNOCKING]�������� 8YES?!����á��JHEY I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU! THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT...��xC�u�� N������I NEED A PHONE!��������YEAH, RIGHT. LET ME GUESS- YOU'RE AN AFRICAN AMERICAN.�� �C�u@�� c��СʁWELL... YES I AM, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.�� [����� �BEAT IT! I'M NOT HELPING YOU!���C�u@�� wE�����DUDE! - THAT'S NOT COOL!��������[NO, NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.�������� bWE UNDERSTAND YOU JUST SOUNDED LIKE A FREAKING RACIST!���C�u@�� �𠻡��WE DON'T LIVE IN THE SIXTIES ANYMORE YOU KNOW --���������WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT!�� ����� >ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, JEEZ-��xC�u�� �8�����HA HAAA!!!!!��`������OH CRAP THE GINGERS!������� GINGERS?! NOO!!!!!��C�u�� �l�����LATER, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM...�� g�����-TOM, TOM! THE GINGERS ARE CLAIMING ZEY HAVE BLEEP!��&C�u�� �7�����WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!��Z������ZEY ARE SENDING A MESSAGE NOW!��}������ON SCREEN!��ZC�u�� �ޠ����(SPITTING SOUND) WE HAVE BLEEP! WE HAVE BLEEP!��������PHE'S USELESS TO YOU!��6C�u�� ������YOU CAN'T GET BLEEP POWER TO NOT BE MADE FUN OF�� 頷��� �WITHOUT THE ROB REINER GOO TRANSFER MACHINE!��+C�u@�� ,Ġ����WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE CALLING?!���������OUR BOSS IS WILLING TO SHARE BLEEP WITH YOU��}����� �IF YOU'RE WILLING TO SHARE THE GOO MACHINE WITH US.�� �C�u�� IG�����YOUR... BOSS?�������� WHAT'S GOING ON?�� ������YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED GINGERS, SO LET US GO!��$C�u�� a������OH NO, NO! THE HEAD GINGER HAS PLANS FOR YOU...�� ������ WHAT HEAD GINGER? AND WHERE'S CARTMAN?��xC�u�� w��ԡ΁HA, HA... THE HEAD GINGER HAS SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL PLANNED FOR HIM...��UC�u�� �ޠ����HELLO? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHERE AM I?�� ������ YOU REALLY GOT YOURSELF IN A MESS THIS TIME, KID.���C�u�� �<�ΡȁSHUT UP, CONNER... HOW ABOUT I SHOVE THIS FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH.�� r����� �MARRMGMGMMM....���C�u�� �ɠ����HELLO?! I'M HERE, WHOEVER YOU ARE...�� ޠ���� 2(LAUGHS)��%C�u�� � ����ERIC CARTMAN... I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS.��s�����iDADDY? -[LAUGHS]�� HC�u�� �񠖡��GUESS AGAIN.��`����� �[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]�� C�u�� ������WELCOME, TO MY CHILI CON CARNIVAL!��������CHILI CON CARNIVAL? WAIT A MINUTE... NO IT CAN'T BE.��nC�u�� +������OH BUT IT CAN!�������� REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED...CHILI!��9C�u�� J������SCOTT TENORMAN.. EWWW...��������iMEANWHILE -- AT THE CONCERT STAGE JESUS BUILT�� fC�u@�� h������WITH HIS POWER OF SUPER CARPENTRY...�� ����� =THAT'S IT, JESUS!��f������THE BAND HAS BEEN PAID AND THE PA SYSTEM IS WORKING!�� C�u�� �֠����ALRIGHT KRISHNA, THE REST IS UP TO YOU!�� =����� �FORM OF -- NEIL DIAMOND!��NC�u@�� �$�����[CROWD CHEERING]�������� sIF YOU ALL WOULDN'T MIND...��Ѡá���I'D LIKE TO INVITE A SPECIAL FRIEND TO JOIN ME ON STAGE.�� �C�u�� �䠡���MISS BARBARA STREISAND!�� 7C�u�� �D�����LET'S HOPE TO CHRIST THIS WORKS..�� C�u@�� �����HELLO GORGEOUS...����ʡā WHAT'D YA SAY? SHALL WE SING TOGETHER AGAIN LIKE THE OL' TIMES?�� f�����oEAERHGGHHHGHGH!!!!!���C�u�� 1�����[MUSIC STARTS]���������EARHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG!!!! EARHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG!!!!��VC�u@�� ?������WELL THAT'S BECAUSE I LOVED YOU GIRL,�� l����� �AND I STILL LOVE YOU NOW.�������WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY-�� �C�u�� ]������EARHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG!!!! [CROWD CHEERING]�� C����� >THAT MIGHT BE TRUE, BUT I STILL MISS YOU AT NIGHT...��{C�u�� �Y�����ARHGHGGHG�� ��ơ�� �WHEN YOU ROLL OVER BY MY SIDE, AND YOU KISS ME GOODNIGHT...��^C�u@�� ���á��ARHGHGGHG GHGGHGHGHGH!!!!! [CROWD CHEERING AND COUGHING]�� ������ 3IT WORKED, JESUS! ,��;�¡���YEAH... AND NOW TO FIND BLEEP AND TAKE DOWN TOM CRUISE!�� �C�u@�� ̀�����DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD MY PARENT'S KILLED��$�����xAND FED THEM TO ME AS CHILI?!��O�����nI SPENT QUITE A WHILE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION ERIC...�� �C�u�� ������A LOT OF TIME FOR ME TO LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.��U������SO THAT ONE DAY I COULD TAKE YOU DOWN.�� �C�u��g�����I EVEN LEARNED THE NAME OF YOUR FATHER.�� ������-OH I KNOW YOU'RE CONFUSED, WHO WOULDN'T BE?!�� C�u�������YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO BY EVERYONE!��x������EVEN BY YOUR OWN MOTHER. HA HA HAAA!��&C�u��4Š����WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!��0������I WANTED TO TORMENT YOU WITH YOUR FATHER'S IDENTITY...�� 7C�u��IɠѡˁBUT WHAT I FOUND WAS MORE SHOCKING THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GUESSED!���C�u��^'�����MEANWHILE, AT THE GINGERS' LAIR...�� 7������ALRIGHT, BLEEP IS SECURE!���C�u��t������LET'S DO THIS.���������THROW THE SWITCH, ROB!��*C�u@���X�����UGHGHGHGHGH... YES! I CAN FEEL IT!�� �͡ǁoI CAN FEEL THE POWER TO NOT BE RIDICULED FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS!�� �C�u���k�����EEEEEYAAA!!!!�� �C�u���d�����A HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!��������POMG! IT WORKED!!!!��%C�u@��������I'VE DONE IT! I'VE DONE IT!!!!!��*������LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M NOT OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF ANYMORE!�� �����dOOH YOU LUCKY beep -���C�u@��!��ˡŁWELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FINAL ACT OF MY FABULOUS CHILI CARNIVAL!��D�����iPLEASE! LEAVE MY BOY ALONE! - MOM?!�� =C�u@��?������I GOT THEM ALL HERE FOR YOU, ERIC!��Y������TO LISTEN WHILE YOU GOT TOLD THE TRUTH!�� 頱���iPLEASE, DON'T! WE HAVE TO PROTECT 'EM!�� �C�u��\͠����PROTECT WHO?! - YES, PROTECT WHO?�� l����� �TELL HIM...���������MR.... JIMBO!!!!�� IC�u��{ ����PROTECT... THE DENVER BRONCOS...�� <C�u@���x�����MEANWHILE....������� THIS IS INCREDIBLE! WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT?�������� I WANT TO BE NEXT! - NO GINGERS GO NEXT!�� �C�u@���������GINGERS CAN SUCK IT I'M NEXT! HA HA!�������UIT'S MY GOO MACHINE I'M NEXT!��N�����!NOBODY IS GOING NEXT!���C�u���Р����BLEEP IS OUR SUPER BEST FRIEND-- LET HIM GO!�� g����� THEY CAN'T STOP ALL OF US! GET EM!���C�u��ץ�����[SHOUTING]�� �������KEWAAA!��*C�u@��������THE DENVER BRONCOS...��*������THERE WAS A RIGHT TACKLE SEE,�� ����� 2WHO HAD AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD WITH YOUR SLUT OF A MOM!�� �C�u@�� Ӡơ��AND EVERYONE HERE COVERED IT UP TO PROTECT THE BRONCO NAME!��Ӡӡ́�THEY WERE HAVING A REALLY GOOD YEAR! THERE COULDN'T BE ANY DISTRACTIONS!�� =C�u@��&�á��MY DAD WAS A DENVER BRONCO? -WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET HIM?�� �������WELL, YOU CAN'T. EVER. CUZ YOU SEE, ERIC....���C�u@��CӠ����WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.��ݠ�����DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT MY FATHER...��������KPLAYED FOR THE DENVER BRONCOS?�� �C�u@��a������NO... NO...��������OTHE ONLY BRONCO WHO LIVED IN SOUTH PARK.��N������HE GOT A LITTLE BORED ONE WEEK AND HAD�� C�u@��w������AN AFFAIR WITH A SLUT NAMED LIANE CARTMAN.�� H����� DNO PLEASE-- - TELL HIM!��}�����iYOU ALMOST DID BEFORE BUT YOU GOT SHOT BY YOUR BROTHER���C�u���������WHO WAS A BRONCO FAN! TELL HIM!!!!���������IT'S TRUE.�� ����� �JACK TENORMAN WAS YOUR FATHER...�� IC�u���x�����YOU KILLED YOUR OWN FATHER AND THEN YOU FED HIM��������TO YOUR HALF BROTHER!!!!!�� �C�u��ĉ�����NO. NOOOOOO!!!!!!�������OHA HA AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!���������NOW EAT YOUR CHILI!!!��OC�u��߾�����[LOUD EXPLOSION] [SCREAMING]��Ѡ�����KEYAA!!!!!�������� �THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS?! 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