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WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪��ܠ����1 ♪ I'M GOIN'
DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪��ܠ����b ♪ GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND ♪��_�͡ǁ ♪ AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT,
PEOPLE SPOUTING HOWDY NEIGHBOR ♪��+C�u�炾u�ˡŁ ♪ HEADIN' ON UP TO SOUTH PARK,
GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪��`�����
♪ [muffled] ♪��gC�u��؆�ˡŁ ♪ COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK
AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE ♪���C�u��3����� SAIGON IS A HELL OF A PLACE...�� ���
� I'VE SEEN A LOT OF DEATH,
A LOT OF SUFFERING.���C�u��.������ DARKNESS THAT MOST
PEOPLE COULDN'T STAND TO SEE...��<������ I TRIED TO SIT IT
OUT AS MUCH AS I COULD.��ZC�u��F�¡�� WHAT'S THE MATTER, CONNER?!
DON'T LIKE A LITTLE BLOOD?!��g�����
� NO, I DON'T LIKE A LITTLE BLOOD.��TC�u@��\�š�� BLOOD AIN'T THE STUFF FOR
18 YEAR OLD BOYS FROM SHEBOYGAN.��ݠ����V BLOOD AIN'T THE STUFF
FOR MITCH CONNER...��}C�u��t��� INCOMING!��0C�u���"����� CONNER, MITCHELL.
YOU'RE DISCHARGED, SON.��������c AND THAT'S THAT.��kC�u���D����� PACK YOUR BAGS,
YOU'RE HEADED HOME.��������� HUGS AND
KISSES FROM UNCLE SAM.�� C�u@���Ѡ���� SO HOW DO I END UP HERE?����͡ǁ WITH A 9 YEAR OLD KID, WHO JUST
WANTS TO KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS...��
l������ LIFE IS FUNNY LIKE THAT.��6C�u@���#�ʡā ONE DAY YOU'RE SIFTING THROUGH
THE GUTS OF SOME GOOK IN VIETNAM�� r����� � AND THE NEXT YOU'RE PLAYING
DOCTOR PHIL��_�����{ WITH SOME KID AND HIS TEACHER.��C�u@����ʡā ERIC, I... I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU
WERE PUT THROUGH ALL THIS.��J����� SORRY IS A FOUR LETTER
WORD WITH A "Y" ON THE END.��NC�u���p����� THAT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING TO THIS POOR KID.��T������ THAT'S RIGHT.��蠢���� TELL ME THE TRUTH.
NOW!��+C�u@��E�ҡ́ ALL I CAN TELL YOU ERIC IS THAT WE WERE
ALL TOLD TO STICK TO THE STORY.��ޠ����
� TO PROTECT SOMEONE
VERY IMPORTANT.���C�u��+������ I CAN'T SAY MORE.
I WON'T!��������� BUT I'LL...I'LL TELL YOU
WHO HAS THE ANSWER....���C�u@��H䠚��� LOOK, GINGERS...�������g YOU SAID YOU WANTED
BLEEP WE GOT HIM FOR YOU!��f�����" WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING
IF BLEEP IS REALLY IN THERE!�� HC�u@��b������ IT COULD BE A TRICK!��������� IT'S NO TRICK DUDE!����ϡɁ� MY FRIEND AND I WENT TO THE SUPER BEST
FRIENDS AND BROUGHT HIM HERE!��Ѡ����E THEN HAVE HIM STEP OUT OF
THE BEAR COSTUME!��%C�u@��}1����� YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF TEN.��_������ ONE!��p�� DON'T DO IT RANDY,
IF BLEEP IS SEEN WE COULD GET BOMBED!��aC�u@��������� TWO!
-IDIOT! IF HE ISN'T SEEN,��6������ WE'RE ABOUT TO DEFINITELY GET BOMBED!
- THREE!�� 𠽡��o ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT STOP!!!...
WE'LL DO WHAT YOU SAY.�� �C�u���ˠʡā I'M SORRY, BLEEP, BUT WILL PLEASE STEP
OUT OF THE BEAR COSTUME?���C�u���s����� OKAY, SO UM... SEE? BLEEP...�� 𠰡��� THAT ISN'T BLEEP,
THAT'S SANTY CLAUS.���C�u������� SORRY BOYS, I TRIED...
- AW CRAP.��
������ BOYS YOU GOT SANTA
TO BE BLEEP?!WHEN?!���C�u@��v�ʡā WHEN YOU ALL SAID YOU WERE GONNA
HAND BLEEP OVER TO TOM CRUISE.����ʡā� WE PROMISED JESUS THAT BLEEP
WOULD STAY SAFELY IN THE U-HAUL!!!��
�C�u@��9��ʡā I'M SORRY, KYLE. I REALLY THOUGHT MY
IDEA WOULD WORK FOR YOU...��O������ IF WE WERE GONNA HAVE
SOMEONE IN A BEAR COSTUME���C�u��R��ɡÁ WHY WOULD WE ACTUALLY HAVE IT
BE BLEEP YOU STUPID BLEEP IDIOT.�������� SO WHERE IS HE?!���C�u��g&����� [ROARING IN BACKGROUND]��T�����
\ MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF THE
SUPER BEST FRIENDS...��
�C�u���렒��� [SNORTS]�������` BUDDHA, WILL YOU
LAY OFF THAT STUFF ALREADY?��������� IT'S GETTING TO BE A PROBLEM.��0C�u@��C�¡�� OH AND YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.
WITH ALL YOUR INTERNET PORN.��=������ WATCHING PORN ISN'T
LIKE DOING COKE, FAG!��NC�u@���ʠ���� JESUS CHRIST!��蠐���= WHAT?!��A������ WE'VE GOT A DISTRESS
SIGNAL COMING IN!��נ����E ON THE SUPER BEST SCREEN!���C�u���/����� SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US!��
�����b THE CASA BONITA
IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!�� �C�u���F����� [GUNSHOTS]
[SCREAMING]��������� GREAT SCOTT! IT'S BARBARA
STREISAND!!!!!!���C�u@�� 頩��� I THOUGHT BARBARA STREISAND HAD�������� BEEN DESTROYED BY THE ROBERT SMITH!��*�����z YEAH! WHO WOULD HAVE
ACTIVATED HER AGAIN?!���C�u��"Y����� I DON'T KNOW, SEMEN.��������7 [SNICKERING]�� ������ IT'S SEA MAN.��TC�u��@������ THE CASA BONITA IS GONE!
JESUS HELP US!!!!��
[������ JESUS, THAT'S WHERE
THOSE BOYS TOOK BLEEP!��
�C�u��[����� WE HAVE TO STOP HER!��נ����� ON THE SUPER BEST
FRIENDS POWER CYCLES!���C�u��������� [THUNDER]���C�u��������� [SOFT MUSIC]��oC�u���O����� THERE, THERE
MY LITTLE MOUSE FRIEND...��x�ġ��� SOON YOU WILL HAVE MORE ASSES
THAN YOU EVER DREAMED OF...��,C�u�����š�� AHH KEVIN, YOU BROUGHT ME MY
FONSECA. THAT'S A GOOD BOY...��
1������ [KNOCKING]���C�u@������ WHAT'S THIS? SOMEONE
IS AT THE DOOR, KEVIN.�������h [KNOCKING]��蠮���� WE'VE TRIED TO BE LEFT ALONE, KEVIN.��C�u@��ʠ���� WHO WOULD DISTURB US AT THIS HOUR?��������� WE MUST BE CAREFUL.��������
� WHY, IT'S AN AFRICAN
AMERICAN MAN, KEVIN...�� �C�u@�������� YES?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?��נ����&