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Oh, a package came in for us. Dear Oak
Canyon staff and guests, it has come to

our attention that Malibu realtor Cole
Shulman has returned to your property

harassed both guests and staff about a
personal item he had left behind.

Facts. While the item in question is
indeed deeply important to all of the

Malibu realtors, this does not.

Excuse his behavior.

This kind of confirms, like, they really
use it together.

Like, this and that.

That's filthy.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, so you said in the
creek?

Yeah, he said that if it's not in his
room, then it would be in the computer

or it would be down by the creek.

Rest assured that our organization has
officially censured Mr. Schulman and put

him on paid administrative leave at our
Miami Beach offices.

That doesn't sound like punishment.
Please accept this basket of luxury

OK. From Fondly Malibu Realtors.

All right, well, what are the gifts? We
might want to disinfect them before we

touch them.

Yeah, let's see. No kidding. OK, this
looks awesome. OK.

It's like a converter for your Tesla
charger.

Anybody got a Tesla?

I can't drive.

Oh, Zempik Travel Kit.

Another thermos? Careful.

I'll take it. Other Anthony wants it.

South Africa, $500 off Pilates atop a
table mountain. I'm guessing that's a

mountain in South Africa.

Why is Pilates $500?

It's more than that because it's $500
off. You're making a lot of assumptions

about what we have.

22 % off any Malibu realtor's property.

It says property value must be over $5
million.

Save you a couple hundred thousand.

Discount applies only to the realtor
commission.

What? Oh.

Whatever. How is that helpful?

We don't live like that. Free veneers
from Michael Weiss DDS. Anybody want new

teeth? Oh!

It's free? Free?

Yeah, free veneers. Free?

Free? I don't got to pay nothing?

You got to go to New York, though. Hey,
I'll pay for that plane ticket to get

some new teeth.

Hey, Anthony, you have such a beautiful
smile. I know.

You got great teeth.

Is that everything?

That's everything.

It says good for three composite
veneers. So I get three of them?

No. You get three teeth? Three teeth?
Does not cover any medical expenses.

fees apply.

No.

Will you marry me? No. Kevin.

Amy, are you okay?

Oh, Jimmy the ally.

It's just grinding my ass into a stub.

I got to admit, I don't know what to do.

And that's a man in charge.

I'm retiring, so my son is going to be
the new CEO, and he is going to be

We have got the client cookout. I have
my first presentation to our clients as

future CEO.

We're rocking grandmas. I feel like we
should be, like, rocking out. You know

what I mean? Okay.

If I go home and tell my parents about
this stuff, they're going to be like,

you're lying.

Meeting everyone in person has really
made me feel comfortable opening up.

I shared about, like, a past dating
experience I had.

I actually told Jimmy about it
yesterday, and it was, like, my first

telling him that I'm gay.

And then today he wore that shirt.

I wanted to make sure that I showed you
I supported you.

When Jimmy found out that I was queer,
he kept bringing me, like, different

flags to, like, show his support.

He brought me a bunch of, like, rainbow
flags, and then he kept giving me, like,

the Nigerian flag a couple times. Oh,
you can say it. I can't. Jimmy, again,

Nigeria is a country. You can say
Nigeria.

I'd rather just be safe.

It's a country. I'll just stick to the
countries I feel safe in, like Chad.

It couldn't be a whiter country name
than Chad.

Yeah, but it's in Africa.

I know.

The irony. Thank you, Jimmy.

How's that step count coming?

It's stupid.

What are you doing, Helen?

I'm trying to get steps in. Oh, okay. My
stupid step son Paul gave me this

Fitbit. I'm supposed to get like 10 ,000
steps in a day.

What is 10 ,000 steps a day? It's like,
what, 80 miles or something?

50? I don't know what it is. It's too
much.

Good morning, everybody. How are you?
Good morning.

First of all, it's client cookout time.

Today is one of the most important days
of the year for our company. The client

cookout is an annual luncheon that
Rockin' Grandma throws for our vendors

our retailers to thank them for their
support.

And we all know that Dougie Jr.

will be addressing the clients for the
first time.

Well, it's my first client cookout, so I
am cooking up something pretty special.

I really wish Dougie would tell us what
he's planning for the client.

So, I just wanted to say that we have
some other issues.

Something very important that we just
got to get to. And that is that someone

has filed an anonymous complaint with HR
about Kevin's proposal to Amy. Oh.

Yes. So evidently it made somebody feel
very uncomfortable.

It wasn't. No, my gosh. No, it wasn't
me.

It doesn't matter who it was. That's why
there is a system in for anonymous

complaints. It's brave, though, whoever
did do it, though, because, I mean,

that's not easy to do.

Okay. Can we not say who it is?

It's anonymous. They don't know.
Anonymous means, you know, so. I applaud

because.

Wait. Jimmy, was it you?

It's supposed to be anonymous, but yes,
it was me.

Yeah. Basically, Jimmy anonymously
complained to Kevin about his proposal

to Kevin.

And Kevin filed a report on Kevin. On
Kevin.

I promise, like, I'm actually, like,
better.

Yeah. Okay. I wish I could file a
compliment.

Okay. Well, in light of these
developments, there are now some changes

today's plans. This report requires us
to attend a mandatory sexual harassment

seminar today.

So, let's all just head over to the
seminar room right now. Well, Dad, I

actually need the time to prep for my
presentation.

Sorry. Okay, the sexual harassment
seminar can gargle on my ball sack.

What'd you say?

Oh, dope.

They already got the stage up, dog.

We're at three and a half, right?

Yeah, and we'll just make sure we're
getting it nice and level. All right,

You guys are the best. I got to go to
this dumbass seminar, and then I'll be

back. Are you sure that's three and a
half?

The levels are all off. Buddy, it's OK.

You'll fix it. You will have time.

Well, I'm so glad to be here. I'm Terry
Braun from Braun and Peterson

Consulting, and we're going to be
talking about workplace sexual

I know that this presentation was
incident -triggered. Is there someone

who can walk me through why I'm here
today?

I work with HR, so I guess that would be
me.

Great. And what's your name?

Anthony. Anthony, hi.

There was an incident where there was a
co -worker who proposed.

um to another co -worker and it was i
guess unwarranted i guess he kind of

jumped the gun and um that made some
people feel uncomfortable about you know

what was allowed in the workplace and
what wasn't and that's kind of just the

gist of it so just to be clear there's
two people who are in a relationship in

this they are not they're not they never
dated kevin is our hr

person and like i just wanted to be
really clear that i was not the one that

filed the complaint um but yes i was
proposed to yes i said no and yes i'm

feeling empowered the head of hr is who
did the hr violation yes yes okie dokie

yeah i anonymously made the complaint
okay yeah you did not have to share

um but i'm glad you did so what is
sexual harassment

Often it's in a relationship where there
is a power imbalance and there are

serious consequences that affect the
harasser and the employer. I'm sorry,

No, yeah, it's funny because last night
we watched an episode of this TV show

where it's like two co -workers were
told to kiss by a boss. Oh, yeah.

What show?

Bones. Bones. I don't know that specific
scenario, but if you're dating in the

workplace, you do want to report it.
Yeah, they were not dating. But they

chemistry. Yeah. So the worker was
trying to get a favor from the boss, and

boss was like, well, you got to kiss
your co -worker if you want me to do

favor for you. And her gum actually
ended up in his mouth when they were

kissing. Oh, my God, that's her gum!

What? Oh, my God!

But then the boss was weirded out when
they kissed. And it's like, you got what

you wanted.

Getting worked up.

That's what that means.

Oh, you think she was into it? Yeah,
that's why she told him to do it. That

the whole purpose. I thought she was
weirded out. I didn't even clock that,

you know what? She was getting into it.

Obviously, this is a TV show. I
understand it's not real. But I do just

use this as an example to point out
sexual harassment is tough because

lot of gray area around it.

So sorry.

If we could not use the term gray area.

Well, I'm sorry. You know.

Why? Gray area.

Gray area is another word for taint.

What?

Wait, sorry, what is taint? Oh, Amy, you
know what a taint is.

It's the area between your anus and your
junk. Oh, snap.

Thank you for that.

I don't even know where I was.

You can't leave yet.

I'm just going to go to the bathroom.

It's okay. It's all right. It's just a
big day. That's all. Just the biggest

of my life.

If I can have a look.

How are we rigged here?

I'm getting some ambient.

Yeah, I'm picking up the ambient from
here.

Yeah, that's it, like three and a half.
Really good job. Really crushed that.

Crushed that.

Okay. Dive back in? Yes, please.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Come on, sorry.

This is gray area.

Let's get back on track.

I'm sorry. An exercise we do that I
really enjoy is I want you guys as a

to come up with a safe word. So if at
any point you are uncomfortable, you say

this word, and all your coworkers know
you're feeling like something

inappropriate is happening, you need
help.

So I don't know if anyone wants to get
us started by brainstorming.

How about banana?

Banana?

Banana is kind of phallic, isn't it?

I just knew he was going to say
something.

Oh, what about hair dryer?

Oh, that's a good one.

I just think of blowing.

Oh, my gosh.

What about bongo?

Yeah, bongos are like the breasts of the
percussion section.

Oh, what about paprika?

What? God, no. Oh, no, no. No.

Hold on. What's sexual about paprika?

Nothing. It's just a common ingredient
in hot sauce. Right.

It'd be confusing.

I'm down with it, man. I'm not down with
it either, right?

It doesn't matter, but it's just, it's
possible. It's in the recipe.

Porcupine.

Porcupine. That's cute. I like that. I
like porcupine. I like that.

Well, Jimmy got the favorite. Jimmy.

Porcupine has quills. It means stay
away.

I think porcupine works.

Okay. Porcupine works.

Porcupine? Porcupine.

Yay, good job.

There's an old saying that, you know, in
the end, we will not remember the words

of our enemies, but the silence of our
friends.

Who said that, Jimmy?

I'm going to guess it was said by a
strong woman.

That was Dr.

King. Oh, the goat.

The go to what?

The greatest of all time. He was like
the Tom Brady of civil rights.

I've never heard that. I've never heard
that in my life.

Mic check two.

Mic check one. Mic check two. Two, two,
two.

Mic check.

A,

yes, Jen should.

Oh, I'm sorry.

B, likely not. It'd fall under the.

Is someone screaming?

Yes. Yes, ma 'am.

Anthony. Yeah, just go see what he's
doing. I got you.

Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up, Mike.
Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up, Mike.

Guys, we get more game. I need more
game. I got it.

Yo.

I was told to come ask if you could,
like, turn it down just a tinch.

What's up?

Your dad asked me to tell you to turn
the volume down a little.

Yeah.

I know, dude. I just need to see how it
sounds out there. Can you run out there

and just tell me how it sounds?

Please, dude.

Okay, okay.

Testing, testing, one, two, three.

Testing, testing, bumblebee.

Testing, testing, all day long. I hope
you like my testing song.

Yeah, yeah, that's pretty solid. That's
pretty solid. It's just, can you, can

you come here?

I just got to hear it from out there.
Can you?

Can I rock? Yeah, can you rock the mic?
I just got to feel, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can you hit my bumblebee song?

Testing, testing, one, two, three.

Testing, testing, bumblebee.

Testing, testing, all day long.

Okay,

so we're going to do some role play.

I want to get that mug on the shelf, but
I'm too short to get it. So maybe you

guys can pick me up.

Oh, you're way heavier than I thought.

You shouldn't talk about my body. Put me
down.

Is that good? Keep going, keep going.
Hold on.

Yeah, some people. One more time.

Yep. I'm sorry.

Who was the harasser?

And who was the victim?

What? I have so many nerves, dude. I
can't even begin to tell you how good I

need this to go. And I just like, I
haven't told anybody.

You're the only person I told this.
Remember how I was like mixing sauces

shit like that?

I'm unveiling to you Project Unicorn.

This.

is the first new thought and flavor at
Rockin' Grandma's in 15 years.

This is going to change everything.

All right, here. You see me like a pinky
or something like that.

Hold on.

Oh, shit. We're good. We're good. We're
good.

I'm digging it. Yeah?

On a scale of one to ten, eight and a
half.

Like, it's not like nothing better, but
it's like I would come back for that.

You know what I'm saying? I would come
back for another bottle of that. You

what I'm saying? It's a jerk thought.

Technically. Honestly, I didn't get a
jerk flavor from it, but it's kind of my

take on it.

Everybody's coming out. Oh, yeah.

Can you just not tell anybody about the
sauce? Yeah, absolutely, bro. I got you,

man. Like I said, I don't know nothing.
I haven't seen nothing.

He's been working on something, and I
keep asking him, because, you know, I

to get to the bottom of stuff.

And he refuses to give me any details.

Good things come to those who wait.

You got this, buddy.

My man looking good in his suit. We're
just talking about it. A real hand.

you go. So in the beginning of the day,
I thought it started out pretty well,

right? All of our clients that came on
in, we all made the rounds, shook some

hands. Jeff, it's so nice to see you.

What a wonderful thing that you're here.
I'm so glad you came.

Nice long shake.

That's a good one. That's good.

Let me know if you need anything, okay?
I'm kind of just a head assistant, so if

you need anything, let me know. I
appreciate you. Yeah, absolutely.

We all dress up a little bit just to
show our appreciation and show our

professionalism and that we care.

Kate told me that I have to wear a
skirt, and Kate and Jackie said no more

two patterns.

Yep. Amy loves the pattern. I love
patterns. So these are UV -protecting

They go all the way up to my armpit. And
then this is my umbrella hat that

protects from, obviously, the sun, but
also Kate kept saying that we should

dress to impress.

Is there water in here?

Claire! Sorry!

I didn't, I basically, I didn't change,
but I feel like this works, right? It

looks great. Yeah, yeah. It looks great.
Thank you.

I'm ready for Dougie to give his speech.
That's what's going to get really

exciting. I know. I want to know what
the surprise is. He was talking about

I know.

I'm not telling you. I won't ask.

If we could just move this chair a
little bit to the left, I think that

be... Yep, perfect. Thank you.

Thank you. I have a lot of confidence in
this guy. We haven't known each other

too long, but just seeing the amount of
work he specifically has put into this,

the company's definitely in good hands.

Welcome to Rockin' Grandma's annual
client cookout, and that means you give

up.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to pass
it over to the new generation.

I never thought this was going to
happen, but today is the day. It is

right now.

I want to introduce to you the soon -to
-be CEO of Rockin'

Grandma's Hot Sauce, my son.

Dougie Jr., give it up for this guy!

to talk to you all about the future.

But before I do that, I'd like to take a
moment to talk about the past.

So I'd actually like to share with you a
little video that I don't even think

you've seen.

Oh my God!

This is her!

This is my grandma!

That for those of you that don't know is
the OG rockin grandma my great grandma

his grandma the rockin grandma

You see

that's always been a thoughts guy

Where, as me, I've always been a little
bit more rock and roll.

It was with a band called the Jive
Prophets.

A ska -influenced band with sort of EDM.
Show of hands, anyone ever heard of us?

Anyway, we had fallen out. I was lost.

And then I get a phone call from this
man right here telling me that he's

retiring. He asked if I wanted to come
back and take it over.

And it hit me.

I thought I was a rock and roll guy, but
the sauce was inside of me all along.

So, like Ronnie James, I decided to
return home like the prodigal son, and

I stand before you today, proud to
announce the

very first new...

Flavor and rocking grandmas and over 15
years ladies and gentlemen, I give you

rockin grandmas Jamaican jerks

And who better than me, after having
lived there for four years, to bring the

authentic flavor of Jamaica to your
stores and your shelves. Had a pretty

critic taste it, said it was 8 .5 out of
10. So, not bad.

Not bad.

And enjoy.

Because where the sauce was inside of
me, I want my sauce inside of you. And I

want my sauce inside of you. And I want
my sauce inside of you.

If you'll look in those bags, you'll all
be able to take home.

And have those on your shelves and in
your stores. A flavor of Jamaica.

What? Let me see. Oh, no.

Let me see yours.

Oh, no. Look at the label. Oh, my God.
Look at the label.

Wait.

Come on. Yeah, so feel free. Yeah, you
can take that, and you'll take it home

with you.

Did you read it? The label is a problem.

Tucky, did you actually read the label?

Wait, what? Look at the label.

It says jerk -off sauce.

Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no. No, no,
no, no.

This says jerk -off sauce?

His idea was to read it this way and not
this way. That's a misprint. No,

that's a misprint. It's supposed to say
it'll rock your socks off.

See, it is supposed to say it'll rock
your socks off.

It's supposed to say it'll... See, she's
rocking, guys.

That's all she's doing.

What's the problem? She's just rocking
off.

See, it's supposed to say, it'll rock
your socks off.

Porcupine. I don't, how do you turn this
off?

Porcupine.

I don't know what these switches are.

Were there a lot of successful moments
from the client cookout?

Yeah, for sure.

Were there some unsuccessful ones?

Honestly, I don't know.

Because I kind of blacked out once the
cardboard grandma started jerking it.

Keep rocking.

Keep rocking. Just move past it.

So sorry.

So sorry. No, no, no. It's okay.

Go. Just so sorry.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to
apologize to anybody.

Can you turn that thing off?

If any of you are offended, I apologize.

This was my son's doing. It was his
idea, okay?

He made this mistake.

He made a mistake. He screwed up. He
screwed up big time.

But you know what?

Mistakes are what makes us better.

Am I right?

We learn from our mistakes.

This is just, it's just a painting
thing. It's logistic. The bottle, that's

a printing label. It's nothing. It can
be changed by tomorrow.

I think the important thing is that this
sauce is fantastic. Am I not right?

It is delicious. I've never tasted a
sauce so good in my life.

Yeah.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

How was the taste, though? The taste was
great, right?

Okay, good.

I mean, like, that was crazy, right?

Like, that was crazy.

Yeah. The only thing that I could say,
and I was trying to, like, get your

attention, is just, like, you've got to
roll with the punches, man. Like, you're

in charge now.

They're going to follow you. So keep
your head up, man.

Trying to think with the positive.

Everybody loved the sauce. I don't know
how many cases got ordered, but Kate

told me there was a bunch of people. You
know what I'm saying?

So you're doing good work, man. Keep
rolling with the punches, boss. You got

I appreciate you. Yes, sir. Oh, my God,
man.

That's my great -grandma. Like, my mind
goes, what's going on with our clients

thinking that? Yeah. You know? It takes
that kind of mind to see it. Got to be a

few moves ahead.

What about a round of applause for our
new CEO?

Huh?

He came.

through big time the word from every
single client was that this sauce is

absolutely delicious so awesome dougie
yo dougie what was like how

did you do that i do the sauce yeah oh
uh it's actually pretty simple i mixed

some traditional jamaican spices in
there scotch bonnet peppers all spice

paprika right and then i just mixed it
with a little taco bell hot sauce

You're joking.

No, you didn't.

No, I just put a little Taco Bell hot
sauce in there, mixed it up.

Wait a second. Yeah. Wait a second.
What?

You really did that?

Yeah. It's the bell bump.

Hey. But you can't do that.

Doug, that's illegal.

Yeah, you can't. Walk.

Where? What? You can't do that. Doug,
you can't. Now.

That's illegal.

Is that illegal?

Is he serious? Is that bad?

Yes. The whole business is in trouble.

It's completely illegal. We can use our
licensing.

Taco Bell.

We're taking orders for a sauce that we
can't sell.

You get that?

You risk everybody's job. I'm not trying
to risk anyone's job.

You let them down, man. You let them
down.

And now we got to figure something out
because now we have got a problem.

Oh, my God. Did you at least use on
Donald Pepper? What is it? Oh, you guys,

shouldn't listen to this.

We should go.

Oh, God.

I feel like I've been on that side of
the argument so many times in my life.

I can't trust you.

And this changes everything.

I finally figured out how to get steps
on my Fitbit without having to wear it.

Okay, okay.

Just put it on her wrist.

Turn it on.

So Granny's getting the steps in, huh?

Turn it on.

Let's see if it's actually working.
Working?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's working. Okay,
let's go.

On the next episode of Company Retreat.

God, kill me!

All right, dude, I get it. You're a
failure. I'm a failure. I understand.

Thank you. Hey, you had me working this
hard, and you had to pump the whole

time. My bad.

Have you seen Dougie?

Uh -uh.

No. Dougie!

It's a golf cart. Looks like he tried to
cover it up or something.

Dang. I would have missed that. For your
own mental health, you need to handle

this, man.

Who's that?