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Daddy, good luck.

Yeah, I'll be back soon.

Right now,

the princess is trapped in the Realm of Man,

and doesn't have enough magic to open the World Tree's gate.

So, to save the princess,

you need to go to the Realm of Man and restore her magic...

Where you'll...

...use the magic in this World Tree sapling

to return Princess Astarotte to normal.

Thank you.

If that doesn't work, you know what to do.

Huh?

Let her suck it out.

Sucky-sucky.

Good luck!

This is an emergency,

so at least show her a good time, something worth remembering.

Master Touhara Naoya, hurray!

Master Touhara Naoya, hurray!

Master Touhara Naoya, hurray!

I'm sure you'll be just fine, Daddy.

Good luck!

Anyway, I'll do my best.

Fight!

I'll be monitoring her from here as well.

Don't worry and get going.

Okay.

Great Sage, I really appreciate your help.

Thank you.

S-Sure.

Get going.

What is that?!

It's all wet!

It's really, really wet!

I...

Kirameku orugooru

A sparkling music box

Nanairo raindrops

Rainbow-colored raindrops

Megami no showcase

The showcase of the goddesses,

Sekaijuu puresento

a present to the world

Tooi kioku wo yobi okoshita

I recalled distant memories

Kimi wo shitteru you na...

I feel like I know you...

Omoikage nai unmei wa itsudemo

An unexpected destiny is always

Sotto me wo dasu mono

something that sprouts softly

Tenshi no CLOVER

An angelic clover

Nanimo iwazu ni kimi ni watasou

Without saying anything, I'll give it to you

Kashimiya no you na te no naka

in the cashmere-like palm of your hand

Kuchibue fuite

When I blew the whistle

Tsuki to taiyou ni

and smiled

Hohoenda toki

at the sun and moon,

Donna juumon yori tashika ni

more than any spell,

Todoku deshou

it'll definitely reach

Atarashii steeji

a new stage

Secret Apostrophe

The owners of this house are currently out.

Sorry I'm late, Princess.

Princess, don't just close the door on me!

Shut your mouth and be quiet!

Now he won't be able to...

Wh-Why do you have that key?!

This is my house, after all.

Curses...

Princess!

Hmph!

Princess, please open up!

Princess...

Standing there is dangerous—

I don't remember asking you to come here!

If you can't follow your master's instructions,

you're a failure as a toy.

Fai

lure

Princess!

W-Well, I'm not evil, so I'll give you one last chance.

Take a look at these!

They are Guardian Spirits.

They take care of houses in place of their owners!

They're particularly strong against people

Excuse me.

who try to sneak into a house they're watching over.

Naoya, if you wish to reclaim your title as my toy,

then you must break into this house

that the Guardian Spirits are watching and try to reach me.

P-Princess...

What's wrong?

You scared?

No, that's not the problem...

Then what, exactly?!

I can... see your panties.

You creep!

Ow...

Geez, stupid Naoya...

He needs to be punished for trying

to sneak a peek at his master's panties.

What are you going to do with that wig?

I think it's obvious.

Make Naoya put it on and walk around town with it on.

I'm not sure about that...

Why are you here already, Naoya?!

What happened to the Guardian Spirits?!

Hey! I thought I ordered you to stop him!

The master of this house is...

...Naoya, so...

...we must obey him.

Huh?

I'm Naoya's master!

The master of a master should be the master!

Hey!

Um, Princess?

You've done well to make it this far!

Very well. I shall face you myself!

Now, come at me!

Princess...

Let's go back.

You had a bad experience because of me.

I'm sorry.

Don't just apologize after all that!

B-Besides, I like it here.

I won't go back yet.

We're all waiting for you to come back.

Myself included.

I won't make you feel uncomfortable again.

I swear.

Let's go back together, Princess.

W-Well, I guess you're right.

I'm starting to get bored here,

and if I stay here too long,

it'll be a problem for everyone back home.

I have to take care of things because I'm a princess, after all.

Right.

Y-Yes.

I don't really want to, but...

I mean, I have to, you know?

I've finally been able to make up with you.

It's only because I have to go back, okay?

Okay.

Now, how do we get back?

Princess, what's the matter?

Oh, if you need to use the restroom,

go through the living room, and you'll see it in front—

That's not the problem!

Geez...

If you make up with someone,

you have to kiss them on the forehead.

What's wrong?

We were fighting, weren't we?

Fighting? I wouldn't say that...

We were fighting, right?

Y-Yeah.

After you fight, y'know, you make up, right?

Yeah...

And we made up, didn't we? Didn't we?

Yeah, I guess so.

And...

And when you make up...

When you make up?

The Touhara-style...

Right!

They're kissing!

Bah. It's only on the forehead.

Welcome back.

W-Wait, this is just...

A romance that starts with the forehead. Forever.

Wrong number of syllables...

Shut up!

Well, this is quite odd.

What is?

Princess Astarotte's magic is back to normal.

Wouldn't that be because of the World Tree sapling?

No, she came back using her own power

and opened the World Tree's gate herself.

I guess her power came back from the kiss on the forehead.

That can't be.

In order to restore a succubus's power,

contact between mucous membranes must occur.

It can't happen with a kiss on the forehead.

Well, in that case, this has gotten quite interesting.

Lotte...

I mean, the princess... she isn't here?

I'm sorry about that, Lady Draupnils.

Princess Astarotte is at the amusement park...

with a person from her harem today.

Oh, what a coincidence.

I was going to invite her to the amusement park as well.

Huh? What was that?!

She almost missed that

Someone from her harem?!

Th-That's correct.

So she was telling the truth at the parent-teacher party?

She's going on a date at an amusement park! That brat!

What? Daddy and Lotte went to the amusement park?

Yeah.

They went without telling me? No fair.

She just said "Daddy", didn't she?

Is she...

I wanted to go too.

They're going on a date because they made up.

You should let them be.

I see.

Miss, would you like to go to the amusement park with me?

I guess they have amusement parks in the Creature Realm too.

Princess, where do you want to go first?

Soft-serve ice cream.

Okay.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Princess!

Sorry it took so long.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Princess.

There's some on your cheek.

That's something couples do!

You're... You're...

You're no better than a cow!

Princess...

Ma'am, this isn't that kind of attraction!

So you're the daughter of a count?

Yes, I am a direct descendant of the noble vampire race.

Well, I say that, but the count's nothing more...

than a ruler of a territory under this kingdom's protection.

You can call me Elika, though.

You can call me Asuha.

Let's see... Where's Lotte?

Where's Daddy?

Hmph.

Oh.

This is cute, isn't it?

It is.

So, why are you here?

I got some complimentary tickets, so I decided to take a look.

What about you?

I got some complimentary tickets, so I came.

I see.

He's part of your harem, right?

Y-Yeah, is something wrong?

So, how far have you gone?

All the way, of course.

A-All the way? You mean like "woof-woof"?

No way. You mean you've even "meow-meowed"?

Y-Yeah, of course.

I've "woof-woofed" and "meow-meowed", the works.

What?!

You haven't "cock-a-doodle-doo'd" because you could, have you?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo" isn't even a big deal.

Well, whatever.

I guess you've grown up quite a bit.

O-Of course.

Since you're all grown up and a lady now,

that shouldn't be a problem for you, right?

That?

Of course.

A haunted house, huh?

I won't be holding onto you or anything!

Get your head out of the gutter!

Let's hurry it up a bit!

Princess, that's dangerous!

That was fun, wasn't it, Princess?

It was more cute than scary.

Lotte!

Use mine!

Princess, this way.

Do you always walk around with a pair of panties?

Asuha often forgets to wear them,

so I carry them just in case.

I'm glad they were useful.

Let's go.

Right.

Shouldn't we follow them?

We can't get in the way of their date any further.

You're right.

Anything you want to ride?

The roller coaster!

Sure, but you're wearing panties, right?

It'll be fine.

Princess, let's ride the ferris wheel.

I'm sure it'll have a great view.

Let's go!

I can't see the manor.

The forest is in the way.

But from up here, the amusement park looks kinda cute

since it looks like a town made of toys.

Princess...

I...

Why am I such a kid?

You don't like me like this, do you?

I mean, look at what happened on our date.

This is embarrassing,

I'm this old, yet I still wet the bed sometimes.

Princess...

I'll tell you something.

I didn't stop wetting the bed until I turned twelve.

Naoya...

I couldn't tell Asuha that...

because she stopped at five, and it'd just be embarrassing...

but I'll let you in on it.

It'll be our secret.

I see.

Then I'll stop before I reach twelve!

Then I can make fun of you!

Okay, if you stop earlier than I did...

Yeah, what?

Then you can tell Asuha about everything!

All right!

You better remember what you just said!

Sure.

What's this?

The Great Sage's Ivory Tower.

Oh, did you come to see me?

Wow!

Why is your house here, Ini?

Well, you see,

I was thinking it'd be nice...

if I was closer, so we could see each other whenever.

I'll be...

your lover now.

I can't believe you!

To be continued

Monokuro no mainichi ima made futsuu ni kuraseteita no ni

Although I've lived my monochrome life normally up until now,

Kimi nashi de wa mou irarenai

I can't live without you anymore

Te no hira saizu no aijou kimi ga kureta kara

You put love into the size of my palms,

Koborenai you ni

so I hope it won't spill out

Kimi ga irodoru manatsu no koto kunda fuu

Through pondering the summer that you tinged in your color,

Kirameku toki wo nokosazu dakishimeta

I embraced the sparkling times without leaving it behind

Kako no namida mo ayamachi mo samishisa mo

The tears of the past, my mistakes and loneliness,

imagoro te ni aru shiawase ni tsunagatteru

connect to the happiness in my hands now

Futari deatta kyou no hi ni tsunagatteru

They connect on this day, today, when we first met

Next episode

Forceful Comma

Lover?

A-A person of love?

Does that mean what I think it does?

I don't really get it.

Is like and love so different?

Are they actually completely different?