Original subtitles

Are you okay?

Huh? I'm fine. Just a little itchy from the dampness.

Oh, all right, just itchy, huh? Wait, I mean... you're okay, right?

Huh? Whatever you're on about, I'm fine, obviously. Who do you think I am?

"You aren't going anywhere, right?"

confirms Misaka Misaka out of concern.

No, I'm not going anywhere.

> Ping pong pang pong! J)

"It is time to eat," says Misaka, announcing suppertime,

even though she does not work at the hospital.

"Hooray! Suppertime!"" says Misaka Misaka,

looking forward to if today's dessert is yogurt or maybe gelatin!

"Sally Forth, Mr. Accel! A Madcap Onslaught"

Even a villain like me, who can turn a blind eye to just about anything,

has some things that he can't put up with.

"Ramen"

The way the aroma of tonkotsu at this place sticks with you is terrific.

Villains have to eat stuff that's bad for their health.

Here you go, one abura soba!

This is as sinful as always!

The oil makes it glisten before it gets mixed up!

What's more, I only ordered a regular bowl,

"The sight of a Level 5 taking on abura soba" Add in the way the shoots, pork, sprouts, and scallions are tossed on!

I'll take them all and mix them into a sloppy mess...

...and then slurp it down as loud as I can!

I'll whip the sauce up a little bit,

let it mingle with the noodles and blend together in my mouth.

Even a villain like me, who doesn't give fixed-menu cuisine a second look and slurps his soup,

can't help but enjoy himself out loud when it comes to something like this!

Now this is what a villainous aesthetic is!

Master...

Whoo! It's so good!

If I use vector control, I can get even more noodles in my mouth!

Feels so good going down!

Tonkotsu ramen!

Mr. Accel!

"Mr. Accel" This is a fun and enjoyable anime where Mr. Accel

"Mr. Accel" answers various difficult questions off the cuff.

Somosan!

Huh? What does that mean?

Don't you know?

"Somosan" is what you say before posing a Zen riddle, mm-hmm.

Incidentally, when you respond, you have to say "seppa" first.

Oh, yeah? Just who do you think I am? I'm a villain.

I don't care about--

Somosan! I am a deluge above and an inferno beneath! What am 1?

Hang tough, Master.

Brother, good luck.

Adonai...

Seppa! You're obviously a bathtub!

Specifically a Goemonburo bath, mm-hmm...

Beef steak!

Aw, my neck itches.

Are you okay?

Huh? I'm fine. Just a little...

...itchy from the dampness, right?

Misaka Misaka is just aching to pat baby powder or something on your neck,

"Battery" but is hesitant to do so because of your delicate equipment.

to pat down the rubber parts of your delicate equipment,

where hydrolysis has started, like it was nothing.

Huh? I don't understand what you're saying.

> Ping pong pang pong! J)

"It is time to eat.

Incidentally, yesterday's announcement was by 10046,

while this is 10032," adds Misaka.

Huh? I can't tell what the difference is!

> Ping pong pang pong! J)

"That's where it was different," says Misaka--

I told you, I can't tell!

"Level 6 or bust, Brother! --Hirumi"

Sorry about this,

but I just remembered something.

The taste of food so villainous, that's so bad for you,

yet so attractive that it truly is food made for a villain!

This is good! This is better than good!

We have noodle dishes where I'm from, but the Japanese variety is especially good!

Here is your order.

I've been waiting for this!

This was worth waiting for!

Adonai...

For some strange reason, this ramen shop is serving gyudon.

"The sight of a Level 5 taking on gyudon" Or butadon, if you prefer, and if anyone doesn't like that, there's gyudon.

"The sight of a Level 5 taking on gyudon" And this gyudon is quite evil.

One might think that eating piping fresh gyudon at a pace like this might burn,

but I'm absolutely fine!

How am I able to perform such a feat, you ask?

Because this gyudon is served while my head is still cold!

So being Level 5 has nothing to do with it!

It's optimal for when I'm in a hurry!

It feels so good the way it gets louder the more I chew it!

It really lets you know you're eating meat!

Firm meat is so evil!

- -So good! So good! Indescribably good! - -So good! So good! Indescribably good!

White rice!

Mr. Accel!

"Mr. Accel" This is a fun and enjoyable anime where Mr. Accel

answers various difficult questions off the cuff.

Riddle me this! In the morning, I have four legs,

at noon, I have two legs, and in the evening, I have three legs. What am 1?

Huh? What are you talking about?

Something dirty?

Huh? No! No! This anime is surprisingly non-erotic.

Oh, yeah. As a villain, I'm not much into that, myself.

"Yeah, that's an arch-villain for you!"

says Misaka Misaka, praising you from the bottom of her heart.

Not "arch-villain"! I'm a villain!

Villain! Villain!

Fig pizza!

IKKO-san!

"IKKO-san"

Pot stickers!

Bwah! That was good.

Huh? I overate? But I am a villain.

Even if I puke, with my vector control... No, no, no, no!

"One hour later"

"Welcome home, dear. Here are some nightcap sweets,"

says Misaka Misaka, trying to play the thoughtful lady.

"We're just getting started"

Sweets... Yum!

Huh?