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That was so funny.

If you went any two steps further, it would have been in tumble. Okay. Yeah.

Down.

Hi. I'm so sorry.

I'm Misty. Hi.

This is my cousin. I'm Anna.

Nice to meet you.

Okay, so I've been here before.

Great. And it was an amazing experience.

So I wanted to bring my cousin, Anna, and have her experience the same thing.

came here and I saw a masseuse by the name of Danny.

Is Danny available today?

Actually, I'm so sorry. She's out of town. She will be for a few more days.

We have a couple of other massage therapists.

One of them is upstairs already. I'm available as of right now. Oh, you are?

Yeah, sure. Do you do everything that Dani does? Of course. All, everything?

Yep. We're both licensed by the same place.

We're very... Oh, my gosh. She's my senior. She's taught me everything I

you know? I love it. Okay, well, I want to set up an appointment for my cousin.

Okay. So if we could set that up, I want to do an hour massage.

Okay. And for you as well or just your cousin? No, just my cousin.

Okay. All right. Deep tissue.

Cool. We definitely want to do deep tissue.

All right.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

And then there was a...

There was a white room that we had. It was really nice.

That's actually the room that's in use right now, but we do have a beautiful

room with a beautiful scenery outlook over the mountains.

It's gorgeous right now.

Okay,

I would love that. One more request.

Okay, I know this is kind of weird and peculiar, but I wanted to know if I

sit in for the session.

Only because I'm going to go to school, and I'm thinking about being a massage

therapist, so I'm thinking I could get a little bit of mentoring, you know, and

she's comfortable with me being in there. I don't mind.

I love you.

Everything together. So if that's okay with you, I would love to.

Absolutely. All right. Sure.

As long as you're not a huge distraction to her, no?

No. No problem? No. Okay, cool. No, no.

Well, I will show you ladies up to your roof. Okay, come on. Right this way.

Thank you.

All

right.

Well, welcome back. We're so glad to have you guys here again.

I know you had your heart set on working with Danny today.

I'm going to take really, really good care of you guys today.

What I'm going to have you do is undress and get ready.

And go ahead and get comfortable on our massage table.

Okay. And as for you, are you okay hanging out here while she undresses?

goodness, yes. We use the same bath together from when we were kids. We've

We've been.

We're absolutely comfortable. Yeah.

All right, cool. Well, I'm going to go prepare a few things.

Give me a call whenever you're ready. Okay. All right.

All right.

I like her.

Bye. When I came here last time.

Danny gave me full service. Now when I say full service, I mean like the

massage, I mean the licking, the touching.

It was just so good. This is a man's spot.

Enjoy. I'm so excited. Pressure areas.

Let her know you want deep tissue. Deep tissue.

All right.

And she'll get the clue, right? She'll know. That's just places like that.

That's why I came here. Right?

Deep.

Alright,

alright. Why not? Why not?

Let's have a good day.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that sounds like fun.

She's cute, too.

Yeah.

I really wish you would have got a chance to meet Danny, but, you know, I

he'll take good care of us. Right?

I mean, they're all trained. I think everybody does the same.

Don't eat those bones.

All right.

Comfortable. It's comfortable.

Remember to breathe.

Breathe? Okay.

Breathing is important.

I'm excited.

Tell her that we're ready.

Okay.

We're ready.

All right.

Excellent. I see you made yourself comfortable.

Good, good.

I just want to ask you a couple of questions about what kind of massage

looking for today.

Like maybe you seem to have a lot of tension in your upper back, especially.

Actually, you're pretty tense all over. Yeah, I need the deep.

Tissue lower massage. Okay. A lot of tension down there.

Okay. We'll take really good care of you today.

I promise.

All right.

Nice.

How's the pressure?

Oh, it's good. Yeah? It's really good.

Mm -hmm.

You've got a lot of tension in your lower back, especially.

Yeah. I mean, even your glutes. Even lower, yeah. The glutes. You must work

Yeah, you can get... You must work out a lot. You can get in the glutes.

It's because we always go bike riding. Yeah, we do. It messes up right here so

bad. So it's like so much tension when we sit on our feet. I don't know.

That's what I've heard. We do that all the time. All the time, right?

Yeah, I can tell you carry a lot of tension and a lot of stress right

here. A lot.

Yeah. Try and relieve some of that stress for you today.

Thank you.

A lot of stress down there.

Man, it's a lot of stress in our family, period.

I know. Oh, my gosh.

Can you believe that my sister is finally marrying that idiot?

I know, right? That's so random.

No, I mean, it better be that they've been shacking up for, what, eight, eight

and a half, nine years? That's crazy. He better get her a ring. I know.

What took him so long?

I don't know. I'm glad he's marrying her.

How about it?

You know, is it just me or did you give off like a little like lesbian vibe? I

didn't think she was a lesbian.

Right?

I knew she was a lesbian. I know.

I know my hair. I know. Right. I know. So she doesn't like guys.

If they want to play like they're living this lovely, happy life, you know, I'll

do it.

I'll take it. I'll take it. How are you feeling? How was that massage? Are you

enjoying the spa treatment?

Um, it's really nice, but I think I really am wanting that deep tissue

Oh, yeah, the deep tissue. Yeah, yeah, that one.

I'm so sorry. I'll try and go a little bit deeper and harder for you.

I know you're Danny's customers, and I really want to do a good job and take

care of you guys the way that you need to be taken care of today.

I don't think that's right.

Do I need to get our money back? We need to get the deep tissue massaged.

I'm going to demand my money back if I can't get the same services that I had

before.

I'm so sorry. I will try and go deeper.

I'm so sorry.

So, are you going to wear that bridesmaid dress to your sister's

You know, I don't like what you picked out for me, so I think I'm going to wear

what I want to wear.

I don't think anyone likes those dresses.

I don't think nobody likes any of them. And I know the baby doesn't want to wear

that ugly little bow tie.

I think it's a good idea now that they're getting married because now she

have to have a baby daddy.

You actually have a husband.

A child. It sounds a lot better as your husband instead of your baby daddy. It's

a norm now. Right.

I'm proud of her. It's a third degree. I know I joke about it, but I'm proud of

her. How are you?

At least not getting married to a lady.

Hello. Hello.

Dude, Grandma would turn over her grave three times. Oh, man, yeah. And then

there would be a lot more jokes that they'd give me. That's great.

Well, at least now she's going to settle down. She's not going to be as crazy

and mild as she was before.

Yeah. I guess she's not.

Right? That's true.

That is very, very true.

Hmm.

All right.

Now, tell me, how's the pressure?

Am I going deep enough for you?

Uh, yeah.

Is there another area that we could focus on?

Yeah, you know what?

Maybe we could flip you over and work on another area?

Yeah, I can show you where I have a lot of tension.

Okay.

I have a lot of tension, like, right in here.

Okay. In your hand?

Oh, yeah, in my hand. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Okay.

You've got a lot of muscle and a lot of tension built up through here. It's

everywhere.

These crazy nights, hurting.

Yeah.

Wooding, shopping.

It kind of hurt me the other night.

I'm keeping a little bit of love there.

Yeah, I was up late, you know.

Yeah,

you can call it that.

I'm not sure I understand.

That's okay.

That's all right. You remember that guy you met? I remember that guy you met,

Peggy. I remember.

Oh, man.

It's a lot of work on my wrist that I have.

That's funny.

I heard you, though.

Right?

Do you ever get tension, like, in your chest area here like I have?

Like, in this area?

Yeah. I use my arms all day, you know? Yeah, that felt so great.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. You need some more attention there?

I mean, we can move.

I mean, I think I have tension, like, some.

Like, if that was that guy, I know.

I mean, don't, yeah, down there, too.

All right.

That's where you can really apply that deep tissue.

Mm. Got it.

We'll get more deep tissue massaging going down here for your

quad. Yeah.

Through all these muscles right through here.

Mm -hmm.

And that's okay to go deeper right there if you want to, you know, like... Okay.

Like right through. These feel like really tense muscles. Show me.

Oh, more in. Okay.

Yeah, inward.

Is there a specific spot that's causing you pain that you want to help me find

the knot?

Yeah. Is it right there? You can find the knot.

Almost.

There you go.

There's the knot.

Listen, we're not exactly that kind of an institution.

Oh, well, definitely you are. Definitely.

I was here before. I've been a customer here.

And I got the full package.

So I'm pretty sure that that is the full service here. It definitely comes with

full service. It's called a deep tissue massage.

Okay.

All right.

I mean, if Danny did it, she's a senior

massage therapist to me.

Yeah.

My, that's a deep tissue and thoughts right there.

Oh, okay.

There you go.

This feels wrong.

I don't know if we should be doing this.

Okay. Have you spoken to my manager about this?

Yeah, the tissues.

Amen.

Oh my god.

I'm sure it's not policy

Yeah, you need some, you need some. I can't believe I'm doing

this.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I don't need so much of that.

Do you like that?

Do you like this thing?

Bring her back over here.

Fucking goodness Oh my

goodness

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

This is the fucking best massage ever!

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Goodness. Oh.

Oh, shit.

I'm going to make you come.

I'm going to make you fucking come. I'm going to make you come.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.