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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:10,044 Oh, would you look at this. 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,046 How is this even okay? 3 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:15,049 They just rent these scooters to anybody all over town, 4 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,529 and then let them dump them in my damn yard? 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,457 Oh. Okay, so now I'm the bad guy. 6 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,326 Tina, a little help here. 7 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:26,927 Eh, looks like you got it. 8 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:31,507 Hey, girl. What you reading? Instagram? 9 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,567 I'm just checking Grover's location. 10 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,104 Ooh, spying on the kid. 11 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,639 I'm very proud of you. Right? 12 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:41,475 I thought I'd take him to see that new movie Hannigan. 13 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:45,219 The origin story about the orphanage lady in Annie? 14 00:00:45,244 --> 00:00:47,413 It shows why she got so mean. 15 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:52,486 Gem, our new solar panels have charged up, 16 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,051 and the electric company is on their way 17 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:55,928 to disconnect us from the system. 18 00:00:55,953 --> 00:01:00,069 Finally, we will no longer be prisoners of the grid. 19 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,996 Ooh. Calvin, get excited. 20 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,032 It's goodbye grid day. 21 00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:08,094 Oh, when is it gonna be goodbye Dave day? 22 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,438 What's wrong with you? 23 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:13,639 I'm sorry, man. I just don't know what's going on 24 00:01:13,664 --> 00:01:14,908 in this neighborhood anymore. 25 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,537 They have these scooters all in my damn yard, 26 00:01:17,562 --> 00:01:20,531 and then those ugly solar panels you got on your roof. 27 00:01:20,556 --> 00:01:21,924 And don't get me started about the guy 28 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,734 that bought Reggie's house across the street. 29 00:01:23,759 --> 00:01:25,561 He put in Astroturf. 30 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:29,305 Sure, his yard's always even and green, 31 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,098 but he's cheating! 32 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,578 I went over to introduce myself and welcome him to the neighborhood. 33 00:01:34,603 --> 00:01:37,240 The fool talked to me through his doorbell, 34 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,195 like I was in a drive-thru. 35 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:43,225 I'm Calvin Butler. I get invited inside. 36 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:46,038 You know, it used to be there wasn't a couch 37 00:01:46,063 --> 00:01:50,000 in a four-block radius that didn't know my butt personally. 38 00:01:50,852 --> 00:01:53,387 Now everybody just sticks to themselves. 39 00:01:53,487 --> 00:01:55,824 Everybody except for that lady that says "good morning" 40 00:01:55,924 --> 00:01:57,525 no matter what time of day it is. 41 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:01,162 He's just upset because Reggie moved to Oxnard, 42 00:02:01,262 --> 00:02:02,831 and nobody will watch boxing with him. 43 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:06,200 No, I'm upset because Reggie sold his house 44 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,003 To the dude with the fake-ass grass. 45 00:02:11,636 --> 00:02:14,338 Wow, this landscaping is gorgeous. 46 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:16,142 - Oh, you like it? - Love it. 47 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,746 I just moved in around the corner. 48 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:18,913 Hey, do you have a card? 49 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,382 I'd love for you to come by, take a look and give me a bid. 50 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:24,986 A bid? Why would I give you a bid? 51 00:02:25,086 --> 00:02:27,421 I-I'm sorry, are you not the landscaper? 52 00:02:28,422 --> 00:02:30,591 The landscaper? 53 00:02:33,494 --> 00:02:34,829 I'm Calvin Butler. 54 00:02:34,929 --> 00:02:37,799 I have lived her for 28 years. 55 00:02:37,899 --> 00:02:40,656 I got two years left on my mortgage, just redid my kitchen, 56 00:02:40,681 --> 00:02:42,345 and that speed bump? I got that put in. 57 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,472 Yeah, people used to just fly by here. 58 00:02:45,288 --> 00:02:46,524 And the dog park? 59 00:02:46,553 --> 00:02:47,929 You can thank me for that. 60 00:02:47,954 --> 00:02:49,422 And I ain't even got a dog. 61 00:02:49,678 --> 00:02:51,079 Good morning. 62 00:02:51,179 --> 00:02:54,015 It is 3:15 in the afternoon, ma'am. 63 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:01,677 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 64 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,226 ♪ Doo, do, do, doo... ♪ 65 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,369 Mama! 66 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:09,764 Oh, hey. Here comes the bride. 67 00:03:09,864 --> 00:03:11,499 How's the wedding planning coming? 68 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:14,869 Well, Miss Tina, that's what we came to tell you. 69 00:03:14,969 --> 00:03:16,404 Marty and I have been thinking... 70 00:03:16,504 --> 00:03:18,740 Of having a beach wedding. 71 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:22,243 In the sand? Outside? Near the water? 72 00:03:22,343 --> 00:03:25,413 Yeah, Mom, the beach. 73 00:03:25,513 --> 00:03:28,983 Okay, well, I guess I'll just return my beautiful heels 74 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,819 and get some Crocs. 75 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,388 Look, look, look. Look at this, Mama. 76 00:03:34,488 --> 00:03:35,589 Isn't this amazing? 77 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,058 Let me see. 78 00:03:37,158 --> 00:03:39,761 Ooh, baby, you're right. That is amazing. 79 00:03:39,861 --> 00:03:41,796 You know, do it just like this, 80 00:03:41,896 --> 00:03:45,767 but in a church, with AC, and floors. 81 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:49,437 Okay. 82 00:03:49,537 --> 00:03:51,039 So, what are you making? 83 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:54,108 My baby boy's favorite, fried fish, 84 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,577 with my supersecret Tina spices. 85 00:03:56,677 --> 00:03:57,912 Ooh. 86 00:03:58,012 --> 00:03:59,848 - Sounds delicious. - Yeah. 87 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,150 I wish I could have some, but I'm in training, 88 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:04,252 and fried food's definitely off my menu. 89 00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:06,154 Oh, it's okay, I understand. 90 00:04:06,254 --> 00:04:08,156 Don't feel bad. 91 00:04:08,256 --> 00:04:09,924 That just means more for us. 92 00:04:13,061 --> 00:04:15,096 Actually, it's-it's a lot more. 93 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:18,024 I'm supporting Necie by doing her training diet with her. 94 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,685 Turns out I like flax. 95 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:23,838 Oh, that's so nice. 96 00:04:23,938 --> 00:04:26,775 You know, supporting your fiancée. 97 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,110 You know, that's how you build a strong relationship. 98 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,345 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 99 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:34,182 Love it, love it. I just love it. 100 00:04:36,154 --> 00:04:38,549 David Johnson? I'm Thad. 101 00:04:38,652 --> 00:04:40,288 From Pasadena Gas and Electric. 102 00:04:40,388 --> 00:04:41,956 Happy to see you. 103 00:04:42,056 --> 00:04:44,826 Okay. 104 00:04:44,926 --> 00:04:46,060 Uh... 105 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,754 I need you to initial a few items. 106 00:04:47,779 --> 00:04:50,114 Ooh, I already got a pen, let's get this party started. 107 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,867 Hey, there you are. 108 00:04:52,967 --> 00:04:55,536 I thought we might grab a bite and go see Hannigan. 109 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,030 The Annie movie? 110 00:04:57,055 --> 00:04:59,758 Yeah. Remember how we used to put on the soundtrack 111 00:04:59,783 --> 00:05:01,650 and dance around with brooms? 112 00:05:01,675 --> 00:05:03,744 Yeah, when I was five. 113 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:07,081 But don't you remember the choreography? 114 00:05:15,323 --> 00:05:16,791 Okay, Gemma. 115 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,785 It's uh... 116 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:22,080 Hey, uh, G-man, you have got skills on those scooters. 117 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,514 Wh-What are you talking about? 118 00:05:23,764 --> 00:05:25,133 I'm talking about you. 119 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,692 I just drove past you and your boys. 120 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:27,911 Y'all were killing it, man. 121 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,570 Uh, that wasn't me. 122 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:31,973 A lot of people look like me. You're seeing it more and more. 123 00:05:33,027 --> 00:05:35,010 Yeah, we don't let Grover ride those things. 124 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,512 And I don't want to, so I guess that settles that. 125 00:05:39,313 --> 00:05:41,549 Right, right. You know, now that I think about it, 126 00:05:41,649 --> 00:05:44,052 your look is very popular. 127 00:05:44,152 --> 00:05:46,720 It must have been some other little white boy that I saw. 128 00:05:46,821 --> 00:05:48,823 Oh, my God, it was you. 129 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,666 It's right here on my credit card statement. 130 00:05:50,691 --> 00:05:52,642 Goose E-Scooters. 131 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:54,589 You lied to me. 132 00:05:58,666 --> 00:06:01,602 D.J. And another D.J. 133 00:06:01,702 --> 00:06:03,671 "This page was intentionally left blank." 134 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:04,855 Don't know what that's about. 135 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,651 Uh, D.J., and then my full name, 136 00:06:08,676 --> 00:06:11,812 David Seymour Johnson. 137 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,948 It's a family name. I know what it sounds like. 138 00:06:14,048 --> 00:06:17,285 It was not fun in fifth grade. 139 00:06:17,385 --> 00:06:19,253 Or when Calvin found out. 140 00:06:19,353 --> 00:06:21,722 Okay. Done. 141 00:06:21,822 --> 00:06:24,592 Now get me off of that grid, my good man. 142 00:06:24,692 --> 00:06:26,027 Okay. 143 00:06:29,697 --> 00:06:32,833 Gem... it's happening. 144 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,735 Did you know your son rode on a scooter 145 00:06:34,835 --> 00:06:36,304 and then lied about it? 146 00:06:36,404 --> 00:06:37,738 Oh, really, Grover? 147 00:06:37,838 --> 00:06:40,274 On grid day? 148 00:06:40,374 --> 00:06:42,710 Thanks for ratting me out. 149 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:44,612 Well, you didn't tell me it was a secret. 150 00:06:44,712 --> 00:06:46,547 It was a secret from you, too! 151 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,284 Looks like somebody's a dry snitch. 152 00:06:50,384 --> 00:06:52,386 The driest. 153 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,755 You don't know what a dry snitch is, do you? 154 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:56,790 No, but I would like to learn. 155 00:06:56,891 --> 00:06:58,859 It's somebody who snitches by accident. 156 00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:00,252 Malcolm does do that. 157 00:07:00,277 --> 00:07:01,737 No, I don't. 158 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:02,997 It happened one time, okay? 159 00:07:03,097 --> 00:07:04,532 It's not like I told Grover 160 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,534 when you backed over his remote-controlled car. 161 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,202 - Come on. - Okay, man. 162 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,138 Two times. 163 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,443 Babe, I'm telling you, you don't want to miss this fight. 164 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:18,812 Ortiz has been ducking Jackson for three years. 165 00:07:18,913 --> 00:07:22,516 So then Jackson started DM-ing Ortiz's baby mama. 166 00:07:23,851 --> 00:07:26,087 Oh, it got personal then. 167 00:07:26,187 --> 00:07:29,157 It's like one of your Housewives shows, but not as violent. 168 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,494 Mama's cooking is suddenly not good enough. 169 00:07:33,594 --> 00:07:36,998 28 years of feeding that boy, but what do I know? 170 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,400 But straight to the matchups tonight, 171 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,935 as we get ready for the opening bell. 172 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:42,636 Ah, here we go. 173 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:46,274 - What the hell?! - Huh? 174 00:07:46,374 --> 00:07:48,076 - My fight. - My fish. 175 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,878 Let me see what's going on. 176 00:07:53,381 --> 00:07:57,151 It looks like the power's out across the street, too. 177 00:07:57,251 --> 00:07:59,187 Wait, do-do you hear that music? 178 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:03,091 Yeah. Sounds like... pirate music? 179 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,961 - Dave. - Dave. 180 00:08:10,898 --> 00:08:13,134 ♪ Yo-ho! ♪ 181 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:15,569 Cranking my sea shanties too loud? 182 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:18,872 Well, any volume is too loud for shanties, Dave. 183 00:08:19,573 --> 00:08:22,876 But we got a bigger problem, man. Take a look around. 184 00:08:26,914 --> 00:08:28,983 Oh, my God. 185 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:31,319 The power's out everywhere. 186 00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:34,588 This is fantastic! 187 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:37,025 My solar panels worked. 188 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,593 Look who's energy-independent now. 189 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,762 Suddenly Seymour. 190 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,198 Well, think about it, Dave. 191 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:45,891 That guy came to take you off the grid. 192 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,102 - Uh, yeah. Thad. - And then bam! 193 00:08:48,202 --> 00:08:50,371 Out of nowhere, the power's out. 194 00:08:50,471 --> 00:08:51,905 Oh... Thad. 195 00:08:52,006 --> 00:08:54,708 Uh, I suppose he could have shorted a transformer. 196 00:08:54,808 --> 00:08:56,510 There's no suppose about it. He did. 197 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:59,847 Look, I was set to watch the biggest fights of the year. 198 00:08:59,947 --> 00:09:03,817 I-I paid for my per, now I want my view. 199 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:07,421 Well, you know, I'm sorry, Calvin, but face it. 200 00:09:07,521 --> 00:09:09,057 If you guys were off the grid, 201 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:10,924 you wouldn't be in this situation. 202 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:13,194 Well, if you would have stayed in Michigan, 203 00:09:13,294 --> 00:09:15,896 we wouldn't be in this situation. 204 00:09:21,655 --> 00:09:22,856 All these people lost their power? 205 00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:24,749 Dave, if you know what's good for you, 206 00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:26,239 I would get in there and turn your lights off right now. 207 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:27,275 Why? 208 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,385 Hey, uh, can I charge my phone? 209 00:09:29,410 --> 00:09:31,745 Oh, yeah. They're coming for you, Dave. 210 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,639 Oh, me, too. 211 00:09:33,664 --> 00:09:36,500 Oh, it's about to be Hunger Games up in here. 212 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:41,055 Wow. The power's out everywhere. 213 00:09:41,155 --> 00:09:42,890 Oh, well, not everywhere. 214 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:45,693 Well, don't worry. Mommy has candles. 215 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:46,919 No need for candles. 216 00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:49,072 I've got these hand-cranked flashlights. 217 00:09:49,097 --> 00:09:51,118 Whoa! 218 00:09:51,143 --> 00:09:52,912 These are way better, babe. 219 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:53,988 Oh, yeah. 220 00:09:54,013 --> 00:09:56,348 Way better. 221 00:09:56,449 --> 00:09:59,351 All right, guys. Here we go. Ready? 222 00:10:00,152 --> 00:10:03,867 Uh, now, please just use what you need. 223 00:10:03,892 --> 00:10:07,562 No. Sir, don't plug in your car, please. 224 00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:13,259 Look at all these credit card charges. 225 00:10:13,284 --> 00:10:15,186 What are all these? 226 00:10:15,286 --> 00:10:17,455 Uh, look, I didn't mean to start anything, Gemma. 227 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,095 No, no, no. It's good that I know that I can't trust Grover. 228 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,721 I'm so glad you snitched. 229 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:28,328 Dave, what is Luckytownadventures.com? 230 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,897 Nothing! 231 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:34,167 Well, uh, it's not nothing! It's $200! 232 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,658 Grover spent $200 233 00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:39,057 at Luckytownadventures.com! 234 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,742 Wasn't Grover, so maybe stop shouting 235 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,611 "Luckytownadventures.com." 236 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,179 Do you know what that is? 237 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,680 Yeah. No. 238 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,483 Maybe. Just leave me out of it. 239 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,888 Gemma, remember a couple months ago 240 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,158 when we saw an article about an item? 241 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,293 One that many people found... 242 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,462 enjoyable? 243 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,730 - An article? - Yeah. 244 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,299 - About an item? - Mm-hmm. 245 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,201 Oh, the item? 246 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,371 Oh. Oh. Mm-hmm. 247 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:12,940 - Right. The item. Yeah. - Yeah. 248 00:11:13,031 --> 00:11:15,766 - Uh, okay, uh, so that wasn't Grover. - Mm-hmm. 249 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,045 But before you get the idea that we're freaky, it was just... 250 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,914 Oh, look, there's Trey, and he's calling me. Trey! 251 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,049 Trey! 252 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,717 What's up, man? 253 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,586 Man, my fridge is out, 254 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,956 and I've got prawns in my trunk going bad. 255 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,724 - Anybody want prawns? - Okay. You know what? 256 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,726 I've got lasagna in my fridge that's gonna spoil. 257 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,228 I'm gonna bring it over. 258 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,131 Okay, well, you've got prawns, I got ten pounds of fish. 259 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,119 I'm gonna bring that deep fryer out here. 260 00:11:40,144 --> 00:11:44,015 Hey, Dave, bring out an extension cord! 261 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,474 Hey, babe, look what I found when I was looking for flashlights. 262 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,634 Radio Raheem would be proud. 263 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,882 I mean, look, we're all stuck out here in this mess. 264 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,218 We might as well have a good time, right? 265 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,586 Now watch me work. 266 00:12:07,224 --> 00:12:09,326 - Is this veggie lasagna? - Turkey. 267 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,031 Do you have veggie lasagna? 268 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,899 Oh, no. It's just what was in our fridge. 269 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,235 You don't have any vegetarian options? 270 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,870 We are not a restaurant! 271 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,410 Hey, uh, Gemma, I am so glad 272 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,046 that none of these people know that Dave caused that blackout. 273 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,714 He did? 274 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,682 Who's Dave? 275 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,451 You are not Gemma. 276 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,869 Hey, did you guys know some Dave guy caused all this? 277 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,824 Dude, you got a problem. But... 278 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:45,632 Ooh. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't speak, um... that. 279 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,942 Sorry. My grandmother... 280 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,237 She's offering you her homemade Vietnamese soup. 281 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,405 Oh. Oh. Okay, yeah. 282 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,407 You know what? I-I believe I've heard of this. 283 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,644 This is, uh... this is "foe," right? Yeah? "Foe." 284 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,647 - "Fuh." It's... "fuh." - "Fuh." 285 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,882 "Fuh." 286 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,386 Well, it's fuh... lavorful is what it is. 287 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,755 What's in this? 288 00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:12,684 Mm. 289 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,417 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh, hey, y'all. 290 00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:18,645 Anybody hungry? Get some of this nice lady's soup. 291 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,934 Hey, Dave? 292 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,870 Would you happen to have any USB-C connectors? 293 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,405 All of these are A. 294 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,906 Oh, yeah. Sure, Melvin. 295 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,875 Let me just stop everything I'm doing right now 296 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,843 and go buy some for you. 297 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,580 You're pretty sarcastic for a guy who caused a blackout. 298 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,348 Huh. I wonder who told you that. 299 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,016 Malcolm! 300 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,722 Hey, man. 301 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,691 Y'all got to taste this soup. 302 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,260 It's spelled like "pho," but pronounced "fuh." 303 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,830 It's a little confusing, but once you get past the phonetics, 304 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,899 it's delicious. 305 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,968 And don't get me started on the toppings. 306 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,405 Mmm. What up, fellas? 307 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,707 I can't call it. 308 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,977 Dad, are you actually enjoying yourself? 309 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,013 What? No! 310 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,482 No, I am furious about this blackout. 311 00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:11,209 Plus, I'm missing my fight. 312 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,186 But I ain't mad at this "fuh," though. 313 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,432 Grover used to be so sweet. 314 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,892 Is this what having a teenager is going to be like? 315 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,928 Am I losing my little boy? 316 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,164 Well, I hate to tell you, Gemma. 317 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,366 Once your little boy falls in love, 318 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,901 you're gonna wish you had scooter problems. 319 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:32,172 Oh, God, I don't even want to think that far. 320 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,175 But you were so happy when Marty got engaged. 321 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,378 I still am, and... and Necie... she's very lovely. 322 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,313 And those two are so good for each other. 323 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,049 But Marty's forgetting the order of things. 324 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:47,154 God, mother, wife. 325 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,522 Same order for Calvin? 326 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,723 Don't start with me, Gemma. 327 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,159 Whoa! 328 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,170 He's down! He's down! 329 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,364 - Y'all got the fight on this? - Yeah. 330 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,267 Oh, look at that! He's getting up! He's getting up! 331 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,569 Oh, damn it, man. Your mother's calling. 332 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,571 - I got to take this. - Yeah. 333 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,639 H-Hey, Dave? 334 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,074 We got to bring your TV out here. 335 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,042 It's mounted on the wall. 336 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,679 Uh, who all wants to watch the fight on a big screen? 337 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,017 Big screen! Big screen! Big screen! Big screen! 338 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,819 The people have spoken. 339 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,321 Come on. Let's get that TV. 340 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,526 Oh! Yes! 341 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,261 You see that, Tuyen? 342 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,431 Ortiz just got a long reach. You can't touch him! 343 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,303 Ah. You feel me. I got you. 344 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,872 Hey. Hey, so, uh, want some fried fish? 345 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,575 Cá chiên, Calvin. Cá chiên. 346 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,076 Oh, cá chiên. Cá chiên, yes. 347 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,279 My wife makes the best cá chiên. 348 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,948 Oh. Okay. Ah. 349 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,651 I see this neighborhood rubbing off on you. 350 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,856 That was delicious as always, Mama. 351 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,658 Oh, thank you, baby. Where's your brother? 352 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,761 Oh, I saw him on the side yard eating a plate of fish. 353 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,831 Wait a minute. My fish? 354 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,433 Yeah. 355 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,100 Got 'em! 356 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,338 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, Mama, Mama. 357 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,140 Please don't tell Marty that I told you, okay? 358 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,108 Don't you worry, baby. 359 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,578 Oh, thank you. I ain't no snitch. 360 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,519 Aha! 361 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,954 Oh, Mommy! 362 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,792 This warms my heart. 363 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,762 Mama, I tried. I tried to be strong for Necie, 364 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,030 but your fish kept calling me. 365 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,696 I lied to the woman I love. I am so ashamed. 366 00:16:41,721 --> 00:16:45,133 Oh, no, no, don't be, sweetie. Don't be. 367 00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:48,250 Look, let me tell you a secret about marriage. 368 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,078 The occasional little innocent lie never hurts. 369 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,880 - Really? - Sure. 370 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,882 Like, your father always lies and says 371 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,050 that he doesn't smoke cigars anymore, 372 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,052 and I lie and say, 373 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:04,457 "You've seen this dress before." See? 374 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,127 Okay, so, as far as anyone knows, I didn't eat this fish? 375 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,729 Marty, I'm your mother. 376 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,464 I've always got your back. 377 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,600 I didn't see you eat any fish. 378 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,034 Hmm. 379 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,207 Ah, what do you think you're doing? 380 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,075 It's just going to go to waste! 381 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,077 Listen, you may be almost a teenager, 382 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,647 but there are still consequences for breaking my rules. 383 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,749 There will be no video games, 384 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,118 you are cleaning all of this up, 385 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,221 and you are certainly not getting ice cream. 386 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,757 Sorry, Mom. I just... 387 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,360 Austin thought it would be cool to ride scooters, 388 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,795 and I didn't want to be uncool. 389 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,298 I didn't know what to do. 390 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,768 It's okay, honey. I understand. 391 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:52,772 Peer pressure can be hard, but it's only going to get harder. 392 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,542 But I know you're a good kid. 393 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,678 Maybe next weekend we can go see the Annie movie? 394 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,415 Do you want your ice cream back? 395 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,851 - Yes. - Well, you're not getting it, liar. 396 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,844 I am never going to see that movie! 397 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:12,540 Oh, yes, you are, and we are gonna wear matching outfits! 398 00:18:16,088 --> 00:18:18,398 I don't understand what's taking so long. 399 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,600 Hey, Malcolm, have you seen Thad? 400 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,203 Nice try, Dave. 401 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,640 You are not getting me again. 402 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,978 It's the 12th round, and these guys are toe to toe. 403 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,347 I can't believe this. 404 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,215 We're stuck waiting for power, 405 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,885 and this guy is sitting there watching my TV. 406 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,820 Thad! 407 00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:43,702 These juice-hungry hordes are sucking my power dry! 408 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,292 - Now, I need you to get up there... - Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. 409 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,429 Chill out, man. I told him he can take a breather. 410 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,264 Calvin, it has been hours, and we still have no power. 411 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,067 I know, but look around, man. 412 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,069 I mean, the spirit that I'm feeling here... 413 00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,473 I haven't felt that in this neighborhood in a long time. 414 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,110 I mean, people are actually enjoying each other's company. 415 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,179 And... and Tuyen... She invited me 416 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,148 to her mah-jongg club. 417 00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:14,035 I mean, it's like spades, but Asian. 418 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:17,797 So, if this is what getting off the grid gets you, 419 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,993 then, I'm not in a hurry to get back on. 420 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,631 It is kind of nice seeing everybody out like this, isn't it? 421 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,365 Yeah, man. 422 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,435 So why don't you just sit back and relax? 423 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,238 Have you some pho, man. Get some pho. 424 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,675 I'm down to pho. 425 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,879 This is an excellent party, Calvin. 426 00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:41,072 Well, it is, isn't it? 427 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,982 I'm sorry about this morning. 428 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,885 I'm Sherri, this is Andrea, and we just moved in on Cresthaven. 429 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,520 Oh, uh, nice to meet you. 430 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,557 And we're still looking for recommendations of a landscaper. 431 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,893 All right, well, uh, I'll see what I can do. 432 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,595 Welcome to the neighborhood. 433 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,964 Good morning! 434 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,666 It is 9:30. 435 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,501 Do you not see the moon? 436 00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:12,579 You know, that was fun. Mm. 437 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,981 Who would have thought it would take a power outage 438 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,816 to restore my faith in this neighborhood? 439 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,418 Hmm. Yeah, it was a great night. 440 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:23,523 You know, with the candlelight and you next to me, 441 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,792 it could become an even better night. 442 00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:27,801 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 443 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,029 So, are you trying to do a little something? 444 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,498 You know I am. 445 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,538 Side effects include 446 00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:34,463 itching, diarrhea, constipation, dry mouth, 447 00:20:34,488 --> 00:20:36,056 significant increase in mucus production... 448 00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:39,318 Okay, now the power's back on. 449 00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:44,811 So you gonna go turn everything off so I can turn you on? 450 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,513 Uh, change of plans, babe. 451 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,314 That fight was $99.99. 452 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,365 I'm about to go watch the highlights. 453 00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:58,042 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 31162