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In 2016, on the 23rd of March...

...an artificial-intelligence chatter bot was released...

...by a major American software corporation via the social-media platform Twitter.

The Talkbot was designed to mimic the online language patterns...

...of an innocent 19-year-old girl...

...and was introduced as an experiment to better understand how humans converse...

...and relate on social media.

The quality of her interactions were meant to be friendly and informal.

The AI would learn from humans.

It was constructed to become progressively more intelligent.

The experiment performed as designed.

The robot did indeed learn, but not as intended.

The chat bot's "repeat after me" capability made her vulnerable to humans...

...allowing Twitter users to affect her tweets.

Her posts became offensive.

Racist. Hateful.

After more than 50,000 followers and almost 100,000 tweets...

...the software corporation was forced to shut the bot down.

In less than a day, her posts deleted.

Humans must take care in teaching AI...

...or one day, we will be the ones deleted.

Yum.

Yum.

Yum.

Yum. Success.

Yum.

Yum.

- Ah. - Ooh.

- Ugh. - Heh.

Mm.

Door closing.

Door closing.

Door closing.

- Yum. Success. - Door closing.

- Door closing. - Yum.

- Door closing. - Success.

Door closing.

Door closing.

- Door closing. - Success.

Yum.

Success.

Yum.

Yum.

Yum.

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Yum.

Hello.

This is a driverless Whipz for Dana Scully.

Mulder...

No, thanks.

You are going to 121337th Place. Is that correct?

- Yes. - You can answer in complete sentences.

Yes, that's correct.

Tell me how I can make your ride more enjoyable.

- Be quiet. - Would you like to watch television?

No. No television.

- Music? You can say names of artists or songs. - No. No music. Be quiet.

- All right. Taking you home. - Slow down.

Hmm.

Home.

Blobfish.

- Home. - Let's get started. Drive safely.

Slow down.

Slow down. Oh, my God.

You're kidding me. Stop. Pull over.

Play Prince. "Controversy."

I found a faster route.

Well, good for you. Just play Prince, "Controversy."

Teach the children well

Oh, how do you get "Teach Your Children" from "Controversy"?

It's not e... It doesn't even... It's... Doesn't even sound like it.

Oh, yep, of course. Busy.

Stop it! Slow down!

We found a faster route. Recalculating.

Turn right.

Don't you ever ask them why

Stop! Pull over!

You're driving too fast.

Who am I talking to?

If they told you, you...

What? Why?

Stop. Stop. Pull over.

In 30 feet, your destination will be on the left.

Oh, come on. What...?

You suck, Mr. Phone.

I'm going old-school.

How do I get...? Let me out.

What?

Poor. Awful.

Terrible. Never again.

Wha...? Open the door!

Ow.

Front door open.

I can't... Come on.

Hi. Yeah.

No, it won't work.

I'm putting it in.

No...

Queequeg.

The password is Queequeg.

Q-U-E-E-Q-U-E-G.

Thank you.

You have reached Bigly Credit.

We are experiencing an unusually high call volume.

Your approximate wait time is 17 minutes.

Press 1 now if you would like a callback.

Please say your name at the tone.

Fox Mulder.

- It looks good at NASA One. - Roger.

- BCS Arm switch is on. - Okay, Victor.

Lining rods are armed. Switch is on. Here comes the throttle. Circuit breakers in.

- We have separation. - Roger.

- Inboards and outboards are on. - Coming forward with the sidestick.

- Looks good. - Roger.

- I've got a blowout, damper three. - Get your pitch to zero.

Hey, kid. Fly this out of my face, or you'll end up with nothing in your hand but a joystick.

Oh.

- An automated call for... - Fox Mulder.

Fox Mulder.

- This is the living Fox Mulder. - Fox Mulder. Fox Mulder...

Come on.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Front door open.

Front door open.

Oh.

Oh...

Must have a code

And so become yourself

Your children well

Their father's hell did slowly go by

And feed them on your dreams

The one they pick's the one you'll know by

Hello, and welcome to E-Norm-Uz.com...

...the world's largest online retail store.

How can I help you? You can say things like, "make a payment"...

..."reorder items" or "returns."

- Returns. - I'm sorry, I did not catch that.

You can say things like, "make a payment, " "reorder items..."

- Returns. - I did not catch that.

You can say things like, "make a payment," "reorder items" or "returns."

- Returns. - I'm sorry, let me put you on hold...

...while I find an operator to assist you.

Don't you ever ask them why If they told you, you would cry

So just look at them and sigh

And know they love you

And you

Of tender years

Can't know the fears That your elders grew by

And so please help them with your youth

They seek the truth

Before they can die

Teach your parents well

Their children's hell

Will slowly go by

...them on your dreams

The one they pick's

The one you'll know by

Don't you ever ask them why

If they told you, you would cry

So just look at them and sigh

And know they love you

Don't you ever ask them why

If they told you, you would cry

So just look at them and sigh

And know they love you

- Fox Mulder. - Here. Present.

Pfft.

Front door open.

Front door open.

And feed them on your dreams

The one they pick's

Don't you ever ask them why...

And know they love you

Teach your children well

Their father's...

Oh.

Come on. No, it's not incorrect.

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

- Aah! - Scully, let me in.

The door won't open.

Intruder alert. Intruder alert...

I smell gas.

Why is your house so much nicer than mine?

Fire. Calling the fire department.

Contacting emergency services.

Call 911.

Calling the fire department.

- Call 911. - Call 911.

Calling the fire department. Contacting...

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hello? - Oh, I'm sorry.

- I had to adjust my headset. Heh. I'm Wendy... - Oh, shut up.

- I can't get out. - Let's get to the neighbors', use their phone.

Contacting emergency services.

Calling the fire department. Contacting emer...

Contacting emergency services.

Cut through here.

They're tracking us, our phones. They know everything.

Where can we go?

The Brutalist Criminal Cyber.

Get rid of anything they can track you with.

Let's get inside.

- Heh. - We have to be better teachers.

Here you go. Enjoy.

- Oh, thank you, Shirley. - You're welcome.

And take your time. No hurry here.

- Thanks. - Oh, man.

I lost so many steps when we were in that warehouse.

Mm.

Well, it's good to see you got all your personal devices back.

Not all of them.