All language subtitles for MS1 SWAAP 1 barber-shay-sights

Candidate Penny Barber's stepson,
Parker, was seen by several pedestrians

casually sniffing panties and making eye
contact with them.

Deeply disturbing behavior.

And candidate Shayside's stepson, Axel,
was caught humping every inanimate

object he could find on the street.

Perverse.

These young men's overly sexual behavior
is starting to affect the people's

opinion of their stepmoms, which could
directly affect their campaigns.

Let's see what the candidates have to
say about this.

I believe those videos to be what people
call deep fakes, and I am demanding

that all media outlets stop spreading
malicious lies about my son. Let's go.

You can't even see my son's face in
that.

At this point, it's just a silly attempt
at a smear campaign.

The people and myself can't help but
wonder, is this the end of the

political careers, or will they find a
way to recover?

See you back here at 11.

affect mommy's career.

Do you understand?

And this cannot affect mommy's career.

You meet me upstairs. We need to have a
long talk about what you've been doing.

This better have come with this lipstick
on it. Do you understand?

Okay. Put your pants on and get out of
here.

Oh my god.

What's that?

You want me to take your bra off?

You need to take your bra off.

Oh, you're so nasty.

Yeah.

Yeah. Those fingers make you feel young
again.

Do you feel like that?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

It's gonna be in my career.

It's gonna work so hard for us. I'm
sorry.

Chill. Chill out.

Wait a second.

This is mine.

Those are mine.

What else do you have in mind?

I do have a couple more days of yours in
my room.

I

think

we're gonna be in trouble.

Nah, don't worry. It's not that bad. You
don't think so?

Nah.

This is an absolute disgrace.

Unfathomable for our careers.

Here's what.

Just for now, why don't you and I call a
tree?

Okay. Until we figure out what to do
with these little ragamuffins.

Yeah? I like it.

If we get dropped, we're going to have
another man as mayor.

Oof.

Okay.

Well, I say that we come down hard,
okay, with authority and Christmas.

You know, that's what boys this age
understand. That's what they respond to.

Okay. So.

To start, total lockdown.

Okay. So no social media. Okay. No
phone.

Uh -huh. No gaming systems. No tech of
any kind. Okay. Really. All right.

They are in their room or they are at
school. Okay. They can eat their meals

their room. That's what they do. They
are robots from now on. Oh, okay. That's

what they get to do.

How do you feel about corporate
punishment?

I mean...

I love your enthusiasm and the
intensity.

Solid.

This is just a thought.

Why don't we start with some
communication?

Okay. And talk to them a little bit and
ask them why they did it and maybe

communicate. Right. And then if we want
to switch their hands, we can

do it later. We can crack down a little
harder. Sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

All right. I feel not good about
communication.

All right. All right. We can always beat
them later.

Um, Parker, Axel, get in here.

God, they dawdle, don't they?

Disrespect.

All right.

Have a seat.

Before we start.

I just want to make an observation.

They look like they have, like, blood.

I mean, look at how you're dressed. What
is that?

What are those jeans? And your shoes?

I love them.

He likes them. They're comfortable.

I hope you don't mind, but I haven't
noticed this for a while, and it's an

ongoing problem, and I actually took the
liberty of buying the more appropriate

wardrobe.

Oh. Oh, what?

I think that's wonderful. I think that's
an excellent idea.

Yeah.

I

don't

even know what's happening here. I don't
even know what's going on.

Yeah, you like that?

No, what is this?

These are called khakis.

Khakis? I want to look a nerd.

Are they jeans that aren't ripped to
hell?

What do I live in a library?

Do you mind? Keep pushing.

It's going to look very nice.

You know what?

Strip. Get dressed. What?

Right now? Right here.

We don't have to wear it tomorrow.

No, put it on. You lost your right to
privacy and it starts now.

Take it off. Strip.

You're lucky I don't put this in the
furnace.

Get naked.

And there's dress shoes too.

Dress shoes.

I draw the line there.

I'm not wearing socks.

You are not wearing those shoes.

They're nice.

I can see your feet, Axel. They're nice
if you're hiking through Nepal, maybe.

Yep,

both legs. All the way.

Axel, are you not wearing underwear?

Oh, he took them off.

He took them off.

Are you serious? A sweater?

I am serious.

Girls are going to make fun of me. It's
appropriate.

I like them.

I'm sure you do.

Your only taste is in your mouth.

Look at that.

I know what else I think. A haircut.

I mean, what is it for? What? All right.
No.

Look at that mop.

You like a girl.

The girls love my long hair.

Okay. Well, this isn't about.

The girls are jealous of your long hair.

Look at that.

It's so nice.

All right, great. It looks like fucking
George. I just love it. It's so

handsome.

Well, I like it. I see. Look how
respectful he's being.

Well, I think that looks much nicer.

I'm glad you guys seem much nicer, but,
you know, not looking like a delinquent

isn't really a punishment.

I am still all for some form of actual
punishment.

Actually, we were going to talk first.

Chamber that. We're good. We're good
with that. That's a good second

alternative. But we're going to talk
first.

Let's start with why are you boys like
this?

Yeah. Why are you a couple of perverts?

To be honest.

I go on dates with girls my age just to
dump them right after I hook up with

them because I'm into older women.

Okay. Well, thank you for the
communication.

And, you know, we're all family here.
We're in the trust tree. It's

Your mother appreciates it.

Yeah, it's great.

Knowing that my son is into older women,
it's wonderful.

What older women are you into?

I use that because it reminds me of
someone special I know that's older.

You can say a teacher.

You can say a teacher.

All right, wait a second.

We have to get to the bottom of this.
Our jobs are on the line.

Think about that man as mayor.

Okay. Who is it?

Hmm? Okay.

Who is it?

Oh. I don't know who it is. What?

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Okay.

All right.

All right. Well, that was not what I was
expecting, but thank you for

talking this out with us.

What am I going to say in this year's
Christmas letter?

Look, man, I get it, too. It's something
about women in these powerful clothing

that does it for me, too.

What? See?

So, you're attracted to my rival, too?

Oh, honey, I don't think he means me,
but I like your taste in lingerie.

Yeah. I expected, but... All right.

Okay, here's what.

Talking is, for me, just making it
worse.

All right, stand up.

Up. On your feet. Now. Yes, ma 'am. Yes,
ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. You're going to

listen to her.

Me too?

Yes, up.

Up, asshole. I will pick you up out of
that chair.

Now listen to me.

I know that I am your stepmother,
Parker, and you don't have to do

say. but it would behoove you to obey me
no matter what. Do you understand?

As your stepmother, I think you better
listen to her.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah? So whatever we need to do to bring
you to the heel, to bring you back in

line, you're okay with it. Yes, ma 'am?

Yes, ma 'am.

Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. Good.

Good. Mm -hmm. Good.

What are those?

These?

are to help you focus.

What? No, come on.

Yeah, everything is a privilege.

There you go.

Everything is a privilege.

Seriously, everything can be taken away.

Look at that.

There you go. You're fine.

You're fine.

You can stand like that.

You're going to stand like that. We can
turn you around.

And I want you to know, Parker, that
this hurts me much worse than it hurts

What's she talking about?

I don't know. I'm just following her
lead.

What's going on? What's going on?

Oh, all of a sudden he doesn't know
anything.

Okay. What's going on?

Oh, gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

We're just going to... Oh, what's
happening?

Here, let's tuck this sweater up.
That'll be okay. Though it didn't get in

way. Why are my pants down?

Your pants are down.

Your pants are down, Parker.

Because I want to get your attention.

I want to know that you're going to
listen to me.

Do you understand?

Yes. Yeah? Yes, ma 'am? Yes. I keep
hearing yes, Parker. Yes is not a

You were speaking sentences.

Yes, ma 'am, is a sentence. Yes, ma 'am.
Wow.

Good.

This is really working, though.

Oh, come on. It's not that bad. It
doesn't even really hurt. And this is

least of what you deserve.

Okay. All right. This is the least of
what you deserve.

After what I caught you doing? I'm
punishing you.

Are you confused?

Are you confused?

It's okay if you're confused. I'm not
confused.

I'm not confused at all.

I just want to ask you something,
sweetie.

Do you think it's okay to call him in
now?

Yeah, if they're nasty, yeah.

Oh my God.

If they're nasty?

What do you mean?

No, I don't think it's okay if they're
nasty.

No, I think that needs a negative
reinforcement, yeah.

Yeah, that needs a negative
reinforcement.

So what do you think you should call
women?

What about

what

I caught you doing?

There's so many more productive things
you could be doing with your time.

Instead of wasting it on pleasure.

Instead of wasting it playing with
yourself.

You're such a dirty boy.

You're such a dirty boy, Parker.

What are some other things you could
call him?

I'll let you know if something comes to
mind.

But I don't particularly enjoy the
bargaining. I don't particularly enjoy

bargaining. No, I don't. So you're not
talking to real women like you talk to

your Becky doll?

We're supposed to see that. That was
just my doll.

We'd never do that.

Look at you.

I didn't like the way you were thinking
to her.

I didn't raise you like that.

Did I raise you to respect women like
that?

What?

You don't use that word.

You don't use the S word.

You only use it if women want you to use
it.

You have to ask first.

Did you just call me a slut?

Are you laughing?

No. This is not funny, young man.

That was a good start.

Dre. What?

What? Both of you take your clothes off.

Oh.

Why?

Don't ask me questions.

Don't ask me questions. Why are you
asking me questions?

I told you to take your clothes off, but
if you must know Harper...

because I think that you deserve to feel
vulnerable.

I think that you've been making a lot of
women feel very vulnerable. Her methods

have worked really well so far.

I have an idea.

I think maybe they would listen to their
rivals a little bit more than

their actual step.

Like when you talk to Parker?

Yeah, yeah. Don't you think? Maybe? Do
you want to try that?

Yeah. No lip?

Yeah, okay. No lip.

Can you make that work?

Can you make that work?

Yeah.

That's right.

That's right. All right, so.

In fact,

I want to watch you thread. How does
that feel?

Why?

Well, how does that woman feel?

Does that woman feel when you objectify
them?

Does that woman feel when you fuck them
and kick them out and wish they were

someone else?

How does it feel to be vulnerable?

How does it feel to be used?

Not very good. Just sit down there naked
and be used.

Have a piece of meat.

What's that feel like?

How about this?

I'm tired.

What do you want to do?

Use you like a piece of meat.

I think they like it. I mean, their
dicks are hard.

What's that feel like, boys?

Let me just take a look at you.

What's that feel like?

We don't like it when we get treated
like

that.

And we're in charge now, by the way.

And I tried talking to you, but

Penny actually knew what you really
needed.

Oh, what if I just start?

Oh, yeah, yeah. She's doing.

Mm -hmm. Look at what she's doing.

She's doing.

Yeah, isn't she?

Yeah. I think your mom might be kind of,
kind of a silly lady. She seems like

she likes it.

And you know what else? She seems like
she likes it.

If you like watching me so much, now
mommy's watching you.

How's that feel?

It doesn't feel very good, does it?

Oh, look at that. What's she doing?

She's going to find out.

You look amazing.

You look fantastic.

Really? Yeah.

You look great.

You've gotten so compliant.

Is that what you wanted?

You've gotten so compliant.

Oh yeah, you know what?

We are.

I don't know what to think.

Look at that.

Look at your mom.

Look at her.

That's what you boys wanted.

In fact, I have an idea.

You wanted to be your fleshlight, and
you wanted to be your,

what?

Fucked up?

I don't like that. What about the
reality of it? I mean, what about if we

actually did fuck your dick? How would
that feel?

haven't we pretty good? have your mom
pushed you?

what do you think?

but I don't know alright well I don't
think I don't know

It's there.

I'm getting what you want.

So is Parker.

It's one thing you're jerking off to it
what is actually happening. Oh my gosh

You filthy boy.

I think

a nice blow would be harder right now. I

think a nice blow would be harder right
now.

Yeah.

See, that's an improvement.

That was really polite.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wait.

I have an idea.

I know what you are. Mommy knows who you
are.

Mommy knows who you are.

You replaced Becky.

Mommy knows who you are. Yeah?

Yeah.

Except you learned to be more
respectful.

Can you talk to me nicely? Can you talk
to that fucking doll?

Yes, ma 'am.

Good answer.

I didn't know that's the right way to
talk to me.

All right. Why don't you try to do
better?

If you were being so mean, what would it
sound like? Will you please take my

time?

Does it feel good?

It feels so good. Maybe I'll just keep
giving you what you want.

Maybe I'll just put what you want and
make you come over and over and over

and wear you out.

Maybe mommy will just mock you.

That's all that happens with this
cocktail.

But you don't really get it, mother.
Maybe mommy just has to wear you out

day and then you won't love me anymore.

You won't have anything left over.

Thank you.

Now, before you gravitate his head, you
ask. Do you

understand? All right, that'll do
better.

You ask me.

Maybe you can grab me by the back of the
head a little harder, right? Uh -huh.

You want that?

Uh -huh.

He looks like he needs a pussy, doesn't
he?

He looks like he needs a pussy.

And to be honest, Aaron, you look like
you need a pussy too. I can't just give

you mine.

Do you think they're ready, I mean?
Yeah, he can't just have everything that

wants. That's what he wants too. He
wants yours. That's what he wants. All

right, well.

Whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You're a slut. You're a
slut.

It's so cool.

I don't think that you felt quite
vulnerable enough.

Not quite vulnerable enough.

We're going to practice being respectful
just a little bit longer

before you actually get moldy.

How does it feel to be like that?

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

I just want you to know, it's really
nice.

Yeah, he's doing okay.

He's doing okay. He's doing okay. He's
really enjoying watching you, though.

Mommy doesn't want you to do okay.

Mommy doesn't want you to do okay.

She's not a political rival. You need to
impress her.

You need to impress her.

oh yeah oh yeah

I have an idea.

You boys come over here.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I can choke you if you can choke me.

You're going back, you're going back.

Oh, my God.

Get in there. Get in there. Get in
there.

Lucky I have a family bonding line.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

You got me on edge.

You got me on edge.

Do I?

Stop. You're not allowed to come out.

You're not allowed to come.

You're going to embarrass me.

You're going to embarrass your mommy.

She's having fun now. Look at her.

That's good. You pleased me for just a
second.

You want to go back in there?

Come on.

He's a built -in expert.

His manners are improving.

I don't know, maybe I'm a pervert.

Where's Becky?

She's alright.

Don't worry about that.

She's alright over here.

These are all quality

I mean, I know we're rivals, but I have
to apologize to your mother right now.

She's sexy and hot.

She is sexy.

You better get on the spot.

Does that feel good, sweetie?

Does that feel good?

Hey, you. Your hair was so fucking long.

Oh, yeah, that feels so good. Yeah, your
mother's hugging you.

Sorry, I lost my mind right here.

That feels real good.

Don't you come.

Don't you come.

Such a tease.

I'm not doing control.

Oh my God, are you getting there?

Oh, my God.

What did I say about being respectful?

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't get mommy yet. Ah. Ah.

Oh my god.

He's a greedy boy.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm actually a good boy.

Yeah?

I think it's time for you to have some
of mommy.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Yeah, just like that.

Your dick is sliding in and out of her
pussy.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my gosh, she's upside down.

Oh, God.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Just like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

just

like that.

It's me, I put my hand on your dick, so
I know.

Mommy, like, let me take care of you.

Here.

You want some? Yeah, just like that.

Let me help you.

Oh,

honey.

All right, you're a good boy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, sir.

Yeah, good boy.

Good boy.

Good boy. Come on. Good boy.

Oh,

good boy.

Look at that.

Nice, even distribution.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look at you boys.

Well, maybe now they'll stop
embarrassing us and ruining our

aspirations.

Do whatever you ladies say if you give
me a pussy like that.

Apparently they'll do whatever we say.

You know, I hate to admit it, but
sometimes you are, like, really smart.

I feel like I'm on to something.

I still don't agree with all the policy,
though.