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As the war continues into its third
As the war continues into its third
As the war continues into its third week, oil prices are skyrocketing, which
week, oil prices are skyrocketing, which
week, oil prices are skyrocketing, which is devastating for everyday Americans
is devastating for everyday Americans
is devastating for everyday Americans like commuters, truck drivers, and that
like commuters, truck drivers, and that
like commuters, truck drivers, and that guy from Dune who lives in a pool of
guy from Dune who lives in a pool of
guy from Dune who lives in a pool of oil.
oil.
oil. He can only afford to bathe in a kitty
He can only afford to bathe in a kitty
He can only afford to bathe in a kitty pool now. It's It's really demoralizing.
pool now. It's It's really demoralizing.
pool now. It's It's really demoralizing. And if you're thinking, "That's fine. I
And if you're thinking, "That's fine. I
And if you're thinking, "That's fine. I rarely bathe in a pool of oil. This
rarely bathe in a pool of oil. This
rarely bathe in a pool of oil. This won't affect me." Think again. Now, if
won't affect me." Think again. Now, if
won't affect me." Think again. Now, if oil prices keep rising, this flows
oil prices keep rising, this flows
oil prices keep rising, this flows through to a lot of areas. Heating oil
through to a lot of areas. Heating oil
through to a lot of areas. Heating oil goes up, airline ticket prices go up,
goes up, airline ticket prices go up,
goes up, airline ticket prices go up, delivery services, public transit can go
delivery services, public transit can go
delivery services, public transit can go up and groceries, child care, elder
up and groceries, child care, elder
up and groceries, child care, elder care, gas is affecting elder care.
care, gas is affecting elder care.
care, gas is affecting elder care. I swear to God, if this means my
I swear to God, if this means my
I swear to God, if this means my grandmother can't send me $10 for my
grandmother can't send me $10 for my
grandmother can't send me $10 for my birthday, she's dead to me.
birthday, she's dead to me.
birthday, she's dead to me. Yes,
Yes,
Yes, for those of you who drop your nana off
for those of you who drop your nana off
for those of you who drop your nana off on a Delta flight in the morning and
on a Delta flight in the morning and
on a Delta flight in the morning and just let her circle around in the sky
just let her circle around in the sky
just let her circle around in the sky all day, it's going to get a lot more
all day, it's going to get a lot more
all day, it's going to get a lot more expensive.
expensive.
expensive. And it may surprise you, but those
And it may surprise you, but those
And it may surprise you, but those tennis balls old people put on the
tennis balls old people put on the
tennis balls old people put on the bottom of their walkers come directly
bottom of their walkers come directly
bottom of their walkers come directly through the straight of Hormuse. Just
through the straight of Hormuse. Just
through the straight of Hormuse. Just Yeah. So high gas prices have Mago World
Yeah. So high gas prices have Mago World
Yeah. So high gas prices have Mago World in a tricky position now because there's
in a tricky position now because there's
in a tricky position now because there's no way to spin it as a good thing to the
no way to spin it as a good thing to the
no way to spin it as a good thing to the American people. Unless you know what?
American people. Unless you know what?
American people. Unless you know what? Unless what if we're the problem?
Unless what if we're the problem?
Unless what if we're the problem? >> $3.50 gasoline. People are talking like
>> $3.50 gasoline. People are talking like
>> $3.50 gasoline. People are talking like this is the end of the world. No, it's
this is the end of the world. No, it's
this is the end of the world. No, it's not.
not.
not. >> I can handle the gas prices. People can
>> I can handle the gas prices. People can
>> I can handle the gas prices. People can handle the gas prices. We're hardly ever
handle the gas prices. We're hardly ever
handle the gas prices. We're hardly ever called on to sacrifice anything anymore.
called on to sacrifice anything anymore.
called on to sacrifice anything anymore. >> Freedom is not free. Americans are going
>> Freedom is not free. Americans are going
>> Freedom is not free. Americans are going to have to make some sacrifices
to have to make some sacrifices
to have to make some sacrifices >> for gas prices to go up a little bit is
>> for gas prices to go up a little bit is
>> for gas prices to go up a little bit is suddenly raising so much concern. I
suddenly raising so much concern. I
suddenly raising so much concern. I mean, think think of how much worse it
mean, think think of how much worse it
mean, think think of how much worse it was in World War II than what we're
was in World War II than what we're
was in World War II than what we're facing now.
Is that the bar now?
Is that the bar now?
Is that the bar now? It's not as bad as the worst war in
It's not as bad as the worst war in
It's not as bad as the worst war in human history. So, stop bitching. I
human history. So, stop bitching. I
human history. So, stop bitching. I mean, you can dismiss any concerns that
mean, you can dismiss any concerns that
mean, you can dismiss any concerns that way. Oh, you're upset because home
way. Oh, you're upset because home
way. Oh, you're upset because home ownership is out of reach. You know who
ownership is out of reach. You know who
ownership is out of reach. You know who else doesn't have a home? saving Private
else doesn't have a home? saving Private
else doesn't have a home? saving Private Ryan.
Maybe instead of shaming the American
Maybe instead of shaming the American
Maybe instead of shaming the American public for complaining about prices, a
public for complaining about prices, a
public for complaining about prices, a more thoughtful appeal might help. This
more thoughtful appeal might help. This
more thoughtful appeal might help. This is short-term. And I'm asking you to
is short-term. And I'm asking you to
is short-term. And I'm asking you to just trust the man. Okay? Trust the
just trust the man. Okay? Trust the
just trust the man. Okay? Trust the system. Let him cook. Hold on for like
system. Let him cook. Hold on for like
system. Let him cook. Hold on for like two to three tanks of gas for an it'll
two to three tanks of gas for an it'll
two to three tanks of gas for an it'll be an extra 10 to 12 bucks a tank. Two
be an extra 10 to 12 bucks a tank. Two
be an extra 10 to 12 bucks a tank. Two or three tanks. You don't know how many
or three tanks. You don't know how many
or three tanks. You don't know how many tanks of gas I go through, man. My wife
tanks of gas I go through, man. My wife
tanks of gas I go through, man. My wife just joined a Tokyo drift club.
just joined a Tokyo drift club.
just joined a Tokyo drift club. She's going to Tokyo drift right through
She's going to Tokyo drift right through
She's going to Tokyo drift right through our kids' college fund.
our kids' college fund.
our kids' college fund. But you heard him. This is just
But you heard him. This is just
But you heard him. This is just temporary pain that'll all be worth it
temporary pain that'll all be worth it
temporary pain that'll all be worth it in the long term. I'm sure everyday
in the long term. I'm sure everyday
in the long term. I'm sure everyday Americans will understand and we'll take
Americans will understand and we'll take
Americans will understand and we'll take this in stride.
this in stride.
this in stride. >> If you could say something to President
>> If you could say something to President
>> If you could say something to President Trump and he was going to hear you right
Trump and he was going to hear you right
Trump and he was going to hear you right now, what would it be?
now, what would it be?
now, what would it be? >> You are a worthless pile of
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Well, well, someone's not getting an
Well, well, someone's not getting an
Well, well, someone's not getting an invite to the new ballroom.
invite to the new ballroom.
invite to the new ballroom. You know what? I'm sure that lady was
You know what? I'm sure that lady was
You know what? I'm sure that lady was probably just another Trump derangement
probably just another Trump derangement
probably just another Trump derangement syndrome liberal who makes her morning
syndrome liberal who makes her morning
syndrome liberal who makes her morning macho with a Ruth Bader Ginsburg whis.
macho with a Ruth Bader Ginsburg whis.
macho with a Ruth Bader Ginsburg whis. Let's hear what else this member of the
Let's hear what else this member of the
Let's hear what else this member of the resistance had to say.
resistance had to say.
resistance had to say. >> And you voted for him how many times?
>> And you voted for him how many times?
>> And you voted for him how many times? >> Three times. That was my bad. Apparently
>> Three times. That was my bad. Apparently
>> Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> Wow. WOW.
She's a threetime Trump voter. Just
She's a threetime Trump voter. Just
She's a threetime Trump voter. Just imagine how angry she'll be when she
imagine how angry she'll be when she
imagine how angry she'll be when she votes for him a fourth time.
votes for him a fourth time.
votes for him a fourth time. But let's move on because unfortunately
But let's move on because unfortunately
But let's move on because unfortunately for Trump, it's not going well for him
for Trump, it's not going well for him
for Trump, it's not going well for him on Capitol Hill either. Two weeks ago,
on Capitol Hill either. Two weeks ago,
on Capitol Hill either. Two weeks ago, he sent Christy Gnome to the great
he sent Christy Gnome to the great
he sent Christy Gnome to the great costume bin in the sky. And when Trump
costume bin in the sky. And when Trump
costume bin in the sky. And when Trump thought about who should replace Gnome
thought about who should replace Gnome
thought about who should replace Gnome as head of Homeland Security, only one
as head of Homeland Security, only one
as head of Homeland Security, only one name came to mind. That happened to be
name came to mind. That happened to be
name came to mind. That happened to be two names smooshed into one name. Mark
two names smooshed into one name. Mark
two names smooshed into one name. Mark Wayne Mullen. He had his confirmation
Wayne Mullen. He had his confirmation
Wayne Mullen. He had his confirmation hearing today and some people were
hearing today and some people were
hearing today and some people were expecting fireworks because Mark Wayne
expecting fireworks because Mark Wayne
expecting fireworks because Mark Wayne has bad blood with committee chairman
has bad blood with committee chairman
has bad blood with committee chairman Rand Paul. In fact, you might remember
Rand Paul. In fact, you might remember
Rand Paul. In fact, you might remember that 10 years ago, Rand Paul got beat up
that 10 years ago, Rand Paul got beat up
that 10 years ago, Rand Paul got beat up by his neighbor when he was mowing the
by his neighbor when he was mowing the
by his neighbor when he was mowing the lawn. And since then, Mark Wayne Mullen
lawn. And since then, Mark Wayne Mullen
lawn. And since then, Mark Wayne Mullen has taken the side of the neighbor.
has taken the side of the neighbor.
has taken the side of the neighbor. >> I believe we have a quote uh from Mullen
>> I believe we have a quote uh from Mullen
>> I believe we have a quote uh from Mullen about uh Paul. Ran Paul's a freaking
about uh Paul. Ran Paul's a freaking
about uh Paul. Ran Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why
snake. And I understand completely why
snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. Oh, lowb
his neighbor did what he did. Oh, lowb
his neighbor did what he did. Oh, lowb blow. Mark Wayne picking on someone with
blow. Mark Wayne picking on someone with
blow. Mark Wayne picking on someone with half of your names. I mean,
half of your names. I mean,
half of your names. I mean, al although to be fair, while Rand Paul
al although to be fair, while Rand Paul
al although to be fair, while Rand Paul does only have one first name, it is his
does only have one first name, it is his
does only have one first name, it is his last name for some reason. All very
last name for some reason. All very
last name for some reason. All very confusing. Of course, that fight was a
confusing. Of course, that fight was a
confusing. Of course, that fight was a decade ago. This is an important
decade ago. This is an important
decade ago. This is an important confirmation hearing. I don't think Rand
confirmation hearing. I don't think Rand
confirmation hearing. I don't think Rand Paul is going to use it to try to settle
Paul is going to use it to try to settle
Paul is going to use it to try to settle old scores.
old scores.
old scores. >> You told the media that I was a freaking
>> You told the media that I was a freaking
>> You told the media that I was a freaking snake and that you completely understood
snake and that you completely understood
snake and that you completely understood why I had been assault. never had the
why I had been assault. never had the
why I had been assault. never had the courage to look me in the eye and tell
courage to look me in the eye and tell
courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was just to my face
me that the assault was just to my face
me that the assault was just to my face why you think I deserve
why you think I deserve
why you think I deserve >> a lack of contrition, no apology and no
>> a lack of contrition, no apology and no
>> a lack of contrition, no apology and no regrets.
regrets.
regrets. >> So you say you completely understood
>> So you say you completely understood
>> So you say you completely understood understood that I was assaulted from
understood that I was assaulted from
understood that I was assaulted from behind, had six ribs broken and part of
behind, had six ribs broken and part of
behind, had six ribs broken and part of my lung removed.
my lung removed.
my lung removed. >> Whoa.
>> Whoa.
>> Whoa. Whoa. You had a lot built up there, man.
Whoa. You had a lot built up there, man.
Whoa. You had a lot built up there, man. You said your peace. Now it's out of
You said your peace. Now it's out of
You said your peace. Now it's out of your system. We can move on with more
your system. We can move on with more
your system. We can move on with more pressing issues. When I talked to you on
pressing issues. When I talked to you on
pressing issues. When I talked to you on the private on privately on the phone,
the private on privately on the phone,
the private on privately on the phone, there was no apology. Somehow
there was no apology. Somehow
there was no apology. Somehow >> you think I'm just going to set that
>> you think I'm just going to set that
>> you think I'm just going to set that aside. I haven't heard the word
aside. I haven't heard the word
aside. I haven't heard the word apologize. Haven't heard the word
apologize. Haven't heard the word
apologize. Haven't heard the word supported the felonious violent attack
supported the felonious violent attack
supported the felonious violent attack on me from behind.
on me from behind.
on me from behind. >> You get things started that character is
>> You get things started that character is
>> You get things started that character is >> I'm repeating your support for the
>> I'm repeating your support for the
>> I'm repeating your support for the assault.
assault.
assault. >> You have no regrets about being happy,
>> You have no regrets about being happy,
>> You have no regrets about being happy, being completely understanding why I was
being completely understanding why I was
being completely understanding why I was attacked from behind.
attacked from behind.
attacked from behind. >> Are those still your opinions?
>> Mark Wayne. Mark Wayne. Mark Wayne think
>> Mark Wayne. Mark Wayne. Mark Wayne think
>> Mark Wayne. Mark Wayne. Mark Wayne think he's a little upset.
he's a little upset.
he's a little upset. Maybe out of respect, just to help
Maybe out of respect, just to help
Maybe out of respect, just to help smooth things over. Tell Rand Paul you
smooth things over. Tell Rand Paul you
smooth things over. Tell Rand Paul you do not support his neighbor beating the
do not support his neighbor beating the
do not support his neighbor beating the out of him.
out of him.
out of him. >> I did not say I supported it. I said I
>> I did not say I supported it. I said I
>> I did not say I supported it. I said I understood it. There's a difference.
understood it. There's a difference.
understood it. There's a difference. >> Not helping Mark Wayne.
>> Not helping Mark Wayne.
>> Not helping Mark Wayne. Your coworker says I don't support
Your coworker says I don't support
Your coworker says I don't support cannibalism, but I understand it. You're
cannibalism, but I understand it. You're
cannibalism, but I understand it. You're not trying the shepherd's pie they're
not trying the shepherd's pie they're
not trying the shepherd's pie they're bringing to the potluck. Okay. But look,
bringing to the potluck. Okay. But look,
bringing to the potluck. Okay. But look, Rand Paul was actually trying to get at
Rand Paul was actually trying to get at
Rand Paul was actually trying to get at a question about Mark Wayne's
a question about Mark Wayne's
a question about Mark Wayne's temperament because Mark Wayne didn't
temperament because Mark Wayne didn't
temperament because Mark Wayne didn't just not apologize. He also had a unique
just not apologize. He also had a unique
just not apologize. He also had a unique argument in defense of political
argument in defense of political
argument in defense of political violence.
violence.
violence. >> You did many interviews in which you
>> You did many interviews in which you
>> You did many interviews in which you justified the violence as historically
justified the violence as historically
justified the violence as historically justified by precedents such as cananing
justified by precedents such as cananing
justified by precedents such as cananing and dueling.
and dueling.
and dueling. >> What I would simply point out is some of
>> What I would simply point out is some of
>> What I would simply point out is some of the rules that still apply to this body.
the rules that still apply to this body.
the rules that still apply to this body. Uh, for instance, uh, dueling with two
Uh, for instance, uh, dueling with two
Uh, for instance, uh, dueling with two consenting adults is still there. Uh, I
consenting adults is still there. Uh, I
consenting adults is still there. Uh, I was pointing out what is
was pointing out what is
was pointing out what is >> legal for 170 years. Uh,
>> legal for 170 years. Uh,
>> legal for 170 years. Uh, I'm sorry. Does the next Homeland
I'm sorry. Does the next Homeland
I'm sorry. Does the next Homeland Security chief think that dueling is
Security chief think that dueling is
Security chief think that dueling is still legal,
still legal,
still legal, my man? It's definitely not legal to
my man? It's definitely not legal to
my man? It's definitely not legal to duel, even if your first name is
duel, even if your first name is
duel, even if your first name is currently involved in one.
currently involved in one.
currently involved in one. But Senator Mark Wayne, rather than
But Senator Mark Wayne, rather than
But Senator Mark Wayne, rather than dueling, may suggest that it's actually
dueling, may suggest that it's actually
dueling, may suggest that it's actually just much easier to just apologize. I've
just much easier to just apologize. I've
just much easier to just apologize. I've I've even got the perfect phrase for
I've even got the perfect phrase for
I've even got the perfect phrase for you.
you.
you. >> My bad. Apparently, I'm an idiot.
>> My bad. Apparently, I'm an idiot.
>> My bad. Apparently, I'm an idiot. >> Yeah.
Try it out. Try it on. Put it on. See
Try it out. Try it on. Put it on. See
Try it out. Try it on. Put it on. See how it fits.
how it fits.
how it fits. For more on the confirmation hearing of
For more on the confirmation hearing of
For more on the confirmation hearing of Mark Wayne Mullen, we go live to the
Mark Wayne Mullen, we go live to the
Mark Wayne Mullen, we go live to the capital with Grace Cooling. Grace.
Grace, god damn it. Why are you dressed
Grace, god damn it. Why are you dressed
Grace, god damn it. Why are you dressed like puss and boots?
like puss and boots?
like puss and boots? >> Because, sir, on this issue, I am with
>> Because, sir, on this issue, I am with
>> Because, sir, on this issue, I am with both Mark and Wayne. There is no more
both Mark and Wayne. There is no more
both Mark and Wayne. There is no more honorable way of settling disputes than
honorable way of settling disputes than
honorable way of settling disputes than to put on one's dueling gloves and meet
to put on one's dueling gloves and meet
to put on one's dueling gloves and meet the moment.
the moment.
the moment. >> Okay, Grace, this isn't the 1800s.
>> Okay, Grace, this isn't the 1800s.
>> Okay, Grace, this isn't the 1800s. Senators can't just resolve disputes
Senators can't just resolve disputes
Senators can't just resolve disputes with pistols at dawn. That's a stupid
with pistols at dawn. That's a stupid
with pistols at dawn. That's a stupid idea.
idea.
idea. >> Stupid.
>> Stupid.
>> Stupid. You bismerch MY HONOR BEFORE GOD AND
You bismerch MY HONOR BEFORE GOD AND
You bismerch MY HONOR BEFORE GOD AND STUDIO AUDIENCE, SIR.
STUDIO AUDIENCE, SIR.
STUDIO AUDIENCE, SIR. I shall see you AT DAWN IN FRONT OF THE
I shall see you AT DAWN IN FRONT OF THE
I shall see you AT DAWN IN FRONT OF THE SABAROS at the square of time.
SABAROS at the square of time.
SABAROS at the square of time. >> No. Look, no, no, no, no.
I am not I am not dueling you in Time
I am not I am not dueling you in Time
I am not I am not dueling you in Time Square. Look. Okay. I apologize for
Square. Look. Okay. I apologize for
Square. Look. Okay. I apologize for offending you.
offending you.
offending you. >> All right,
>> All right,
>> All right, >> gloves back on. But honestly, dueling
>> gloves back on. But honestly, dueling
>> gloves back on. But honestly, dueling makes sense to me. A quick fight to get
makes sense to me. A quick fight to get
makes sense to me. A quick fight to get the conflict over with. I mean, I come
the conflict over with. I mean, I come
the conflict over with. I mean, I come from a big Sicilian family, and our
from a big Sicilian family, and our
from a big Sicilian family, and our arguments can last for years.
arguments can last for years.
arguments can last for years. >> I'm I'm sorry, a Sicilian family. Cool.
>> I'm I'm sorry, a Sicilian family. Cool.
>> I'm I'm sorry, a Sicilian family. Cool. Schmidt doesn't
Schmidt doesn't
Schmidt doesn't sound Sicilian to me.
sound Sicilian to me.
sound Sicilian to me. >> HOW DARE YOU, SIR?
>> HOW DARE YOU, SIR?
>> HOW DARE YOU, SIR? YOU QUESTION THE RESULTS OF MY
YOU QUESTION THE RESULTS OF MY
YOU QUESTION THE RESULTS OF MY ANCESTRY.COM REP.
ANCESTRY.COM REP.
ANCESTRY.COM REP. >> For this offense, there is but one
>> For this offense, there is but one
>> For this offense, there is but one response. I challenge you to a duel.
response. I challenge you to a duel.
response. I challenge you to a duel. >> ALL RIGHT. GRACE. OKAY. GRACE. GRACE. I
>> ALL RIGHT. GRACE. OKAY. GRACE. GRACE. I
>> ALL RIGHT. GRACE. OKAY. GRACE. GRACE. I just think dueling is an immature way to
just think dueling is an immature way to
just think dueling is an immature way to solve a problem. Look. Look. I I'm
solve a problem. Look. Look. I I'm
solve a problem. Look. Look. I I'm sorry. I believe you're Italian.
sorry. I believe you're Italian.
sorry. I believe you're Italian. >> Jordan.
>> Jordan.
>> Jordan. >> Okay. I
>> Okay. I
>> Okay. I >> gloves back on.
>> gloves back on.
>> gloves back on. >> Okay. Great. I just think that our
>> Okay. Great. I just think that our
>> Okay. Great. I just think that our Senate is already old and dysfunctional
Senate is already old and dysfunctional
Senate is already old and dysfunctional enough as it is. We We don't need to add
enough as it is. We We don't need to add
enough as it is. We We don't need to add dueling into the mix.
dueling into the mix.
dueling into the mix. >> Well, that's why dueling makes so much
>> Well, that's why dueling makes so much
>> Well, that's why dueling makes so much sense. If senators aren't going to
sense. If senators aren't going to
sense. If senators aren't going to retire at a normal age, then dueling is
retire at a normal age, then dueling is
retire at a normal age, then dueling is the next best option. It's it's nature's
the next best option. It's it's nature's
the next best option. It's it's nature's term limit.
term limit.
term limit. >> Okay. Regardless,
>> Okay. Regardless,
>> Okay. Regardless, Grace and you know with all due respect
Grace and you know with all due respect
Grace and you know with all due respect and honor to you and your Coolen Schmidt
and honor to you and your Coolen Schmidt
and honor to you and your Coolen Schmidt Figia, I respect respectfully disagree.
Figia, I respect respectfully disagree.
Figia, I respect respectfully disagree. >> You scoundrel.
>> You scoundrel.
>> You scoundrel. You dunderheaded cur. You muing coward.
You dunderheaded cur. You muing coward.
You dunderheaded cur. You muing coward. You infantile mount bankank. The gloves
You infantile mount bankank. The gloves
You infantile mount bankank. The gloves are off again.
are off again.
are off again. >> Okay. Okay. No, you It seems like you
>> Okay. Okay. No, you It seems like you
>> Okay. Okay. No, you It seems like you just want an excuse TO DUEL ME SO BAD.
just want an excuse TO DUEL ME SO BAD.
just want an excuse TO DUEL ME SO BAD. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, please
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, please
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, please duel me. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS
duel me. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS
duel me. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS HAT COST.
HAT COST.
HAT COST. And I have made a promise to my fair
And I have made a promise to my fair
And I have made a promise to my fair Rosalie before she gave me this perfumed
Rosalie before she gave me this perfumed
Rosalie before she gave me this perfumed handkerchief.
Whoever wins our duel shall have her
Whoever wins our duel shall have her
Whoever wins our duel shall have her maid in hand in marriage.
maid in hand in marriage.
maid in hand in marriage. >> No, I absolutely do not want that. I'm
>> No, I absolutely do not want that. I'm
>> No, I absolutely do not want that. I'm I'm I'm actually already married.
I'm I'm actually already married.
I'm I'm actually already married. >> It's fine. She's Polly.
>> It's fine. She's Polly.
>> It's fine. She's Polly. >> Okay, fine. Great foolish bit,
>> Okay, fine. Great foolish bit,
>> Okay, fine. Great foolish bit, everybody.
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