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Oh, man, did you see Sarah in math class last week?

She's fucking crazy, dude. Her tits were just falling out of her shirt. I was

trying to take my test, and literally I almost didn't finish it because I saw

the... Well, I'm glad you guys were having such a good time being home.

Yeah, hey, Mom. Hey, Mom. What's up?

Yeah, well... What's up?

Are you holding a phone? I was cleaning your bathroom, and somebody has been,

like, jerking off on my underwear.

Oh, this is your underwear?

Yeah. These are my underwear. Did you do this?

No, no, no. I wouldn't expect that you'd wear something like that, Mom.

Yeah, Mom, what are these underwear doing in our bathroom? What if I'm not

or something?

No, no, no.

This was in your bathroom, and these are my underwear.

You must have left them in there. What if you jerked off on my underwear?

How do you know someone jerked off? We just got home.

Well, look, it's all...

Ew, Mom.

It has come all over you. Yeah.

Exactly. So, we're going to find out which one you... Mom, it wasn't one of

Mom, Mom, we just got home. It could have been from anything.

I mean, has there been other people in this house? No, no, we stayed at this

house.

I'm going to see if it's a reaction of seeing you in my underwear.

It wasn't me. I didn't take your underwear. I promise.

We wouldn't do anything like that, Mom. We're going to find out.

One of you.

He's excited about my birthday.

And I don't know which one.

So we're just going to test.

Actually, take your pants off.

I took my clothes off. Take your pants off, both of you.

Why do you want me to take our pants off?

I'm your mother, and I told you to take your pants off. Do what I say. Do not

argue.

Fine.

Do you want to see, Mom? Oh, look.

We're going to see what happens.

I'm like really good at cracking mysteries and I'm going to get this one.

They both have the same underwear.

Lucy.

Oh.

That's weird.

Take the underwear off.

I don't think I'd be having this kind of reaction if you guys weren't jerking

off with my underwear.

I really do.

Oh my god, mom.

I'm all turned on.

Okay, I think you should fuck me.

What? Mm -hmm.

Really? Mm -hmm. You think this is gonna prove who stole your panties? Mm -hmm.

Wow. Wow.

Who's gonna go first?

Fine, since I got nothing to prove, I didn't steal your panties. I'll go

You don't go anywhere either.

You're not off the hook.

We haven't proved you're not the one.

Somebody's enjoying that.

You seem to be enjoying that too.

What the heck?

It'll be pretty hard, too.

I think I'm having too much fun. But you need to try this so I can try you out,

too. I see which one it is. I need the answer to this mystery.

Oh, God.

Oh, so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You both fucked me at the same time.

You want us to both fuck you at the same time? Yeah, I do.

You guys can do that.

You both came out of there only 14 months apart.

That would be so hot.

I could really tell.

What do you think?

You try it.

It's yummy.

out to deliver you guys.

Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah. There you go.

coming.

You already gave it to me on your underwear. I'm not going to ask who did

anymore. Just come.

Yeah.

I'll give it to either of you.

Oh, my.

It's not about the underwear anymore.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

I stole your underwear and I jerked off in them.

Mommy, um, I did as well.

We both have been jerking off into your panties. Oh, my gosh.

I guessed right then, I guess, didn't I?

There's nothing like sons to make you feel special.

I love you, Mommy. I love you, too.

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