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underneath the arches
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i dream my dreams
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one of my suspenders is perry
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well use an elastic band well make my
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feet turn blue
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but if it's a straight choice george i
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prefer blue feet to floppy socks
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now come along put those legs away
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what's the matter getting you going
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aren't they
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i've seen better legs than an oil rig
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now come on let me knock your tie
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properly i always pull it too tight yes
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well i do get carried away sometimes
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now look i want you to look your best
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george because it's a very select
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neighborhood yeah all bbc two and
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musical toilet rolls
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i don't want to gather mildred look ah
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hey it's gary i want to view a house
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today now if you don't come with me how
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will i know what you think of it i won't
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like it who cares why you think you're
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coming
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has he brought our car back
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no right that settles it i am sick to
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death of that useless friend of yours
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he's had that car for weeks he's no more
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a motor mechanic than i am
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good morning mr good news it'll be ready
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tomorrow
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you said that yesterday yesterday i said
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it we're ready today don't you play
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games with me
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well the tricky thing is gearboxes you
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know george listen let me explain
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do you know anything about cars no
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it's a gudgeon pin you see
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slipped out of his wobble
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foul in your aftershaft
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you can't get the doofus since they put
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the clocks back
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well jerry is the mechanic my sweet well
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not full time george i'm doing you a
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favor
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now my specialty is collecting antiques
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obj da
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rags
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well we have to get to hampton wick by
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one o'clock i am aware of that and i'm
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placing myself in my vehicle at your
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disposal
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i'm not going anywhere in that
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i don't play on the lawn it uh bruises
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the grass can i go and play with the
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boys in the park uh no
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they're uh they're rough boys
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if i find a smooth boy
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no no just play on the path
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uh don't make a noise
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enjoy yourself oh tris
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must get you a rockable
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jeffrey hello darling
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was i expecting you ho i doubt it
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otherwise you'd been vacuum cleaning and
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looking harassed
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sat down
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yes or a five-minute frolic uh careful
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careful not a half-term no i'm just uh
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just showing some people around next
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door ah well it'll have to be the window
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cleaner again you couldn't not with the
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window cleaner i mean he drops his ages
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he drops everything when i was here
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does he know well i'd rather not know
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it's difficult getting into cleaners
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oh gee
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that can't be damn can it
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impression on the new neighbors is that
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yes i don't like it get out
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ah dude
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look at them neck curtains waving about
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like semifinal flights yeah oh now
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they're salt they think they've got
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because they've got two bugs
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i have been sitting on sausage
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sandwiches
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oh yes good afternoon we spoke on the
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telephone jeffrey falmouth from the
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estate yes absolutely would you be mr
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not for a big clock
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shall we go inside of course i'll hang
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back for you george
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might go on the knocker see if i can get
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a few pickies
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george don't
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chat to the driver
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son now listen any uh daft old ladies
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around here
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this is the last remaining unit in this
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small rather exclusive development and i
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may say they are much sought after yeah
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we had trouble finding the place
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this is the entrance hall leading
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through to the clockroom through lounge
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and affording access to the first floor
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by means of a staircase oh that's a
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novelty
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oh
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i mean it's so light and spacious all
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such big windows
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yes but the local window cleaner is very
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willing also i'm told
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what's this
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the patio ideal for late night barbers
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queues
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barbecues
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george your shove sticks into things and
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roast them over red hot charcoal because
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i will shortly prove to you if you don't
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stop trying me out
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the uh the garden is very manageable are
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you keen on garvey no let him run to
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i grew a nettle once oh it's about
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oh yeah i'd say she's a bit of all right
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she next door too right yes yes she is
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yeah yeah a bit on the skinny side there
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you go i like a bit of meat on myself
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that's my wife
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so there's a lot we said in skinny women
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do you live next door
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oh i'm so pleased i mean i i think it's
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so important you know to have nice
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neighbors yes yes it is indeed
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a damn fireplace
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adam
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kitchen
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fully fitted plenty of cupboard space
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bottle rack
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for your wine
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or your brown ale
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a large space for all your equipment and
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uh how big is your freezer
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oh it varies
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depending on how optimistic i feel
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yeah what's this big hole in the sink
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waste disposal you uh put your waste
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down there potato peeling so forth well
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they fall in the cupboard
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i don't know milk it's a bit hot for us
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oh don't worry about it george when you
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sit there in your vest scratching
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yourself it'll be instant coronation
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street
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well it's not home yeah well i like the
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place we live in you see why are you
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moving oh that's the council see they
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want to knock me down
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yes yeah which compulsory purchase
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orders see they want to build fly unders
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or something yeah well you see the area
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has gone down dreadfully since we moved
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i mean it hasn't felt the same since the
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young ones left oh quite quite it um it
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is a sad time for mother when they leave
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you are
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well i had a father too of course i
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wasn't their father oh i had three or
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four different fathers as far as i know
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oh they were our lodgers oh
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yeah yeah it's very nice but
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there's not much call for gold watches
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these days well i'll give you a couple
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of quid for it
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well sotheby's valued it at 250 pounds
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you haven't got any lead or rags that
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haven't been valued it's other pieces
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i don't see the point you know he's too
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loose
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well supposing you both wanted to uh
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at the same time or if he can wait
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anyway i mean in here and that little
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one hasn't got lid on it
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george that is a b day oh oh yeah
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they're coming youthful for washing the
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mud of me
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how can you be so ignorant they don't
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have marge in hampton week now
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get downstairs while i look around here
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hello
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are you smooth can i play with you no
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you can't
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what are you looking at
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i work in class
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what do you work at oh well i don't know
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at the moment part-time i've got his bed
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back
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my day said she'll sponsor the taxpayer
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and put it on bingo standard for riley
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does he well you tell your dad that i'm
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working class and bloody proud of it
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my daddy says you should be put up
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against the wall and shut up
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your dad sounded right he knows middle
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class twit
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that's what my mummy says yeah we're
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good for her if
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sorry about this
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home
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with a nice little boy nice he's walked
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that kid he's like his father you work
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in class sure
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i'm sorry about that he will play you
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know now uh
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yeah i was just saying out the back
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there i could knock up a few working
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class ferret hutches and that's a pigeon
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loft pigeons yeah well we can't keep
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them where they are you see the
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neighbors complain of the droppings of
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course there won't be any room for the
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cold we can keep that in the path
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yeah well i've got some space out there
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to burn the mattresses that is between
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sponging and playing bingo of course
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come on
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we'll be in touch
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i am ashamed of you george
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i thought i'd always been ashamed of you
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but i didn't know why being ashamed of
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you was
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well what are they like well she's all
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right i don't think much of him now
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what's wrong with him he's working class
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i'm bloody proud of it
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well i like it george
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and i think we ought to buy it yeah i
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heard you i heard you all night even
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with a pillow over me ed
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i mean the bulldozers have been moving
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in soon you can't just sit here like
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kink and ute
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i don't see what burning cakes has got
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to do with it
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anyway why can't we take the council's
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offer a nice that on the 18th floor gate
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school point i am not going to live in a
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vertical slum yeah well i feel happier
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there they're my own shaw yeah there's
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another reason why we're not going to
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live there
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i can't get the anger rolling my own ah
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george and with all the practice you've
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had
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well clint eastwood clint eastwood can
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do it with one hand on the back of the
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and he's wearing a blanket
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perhaps it's just as well
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i wasted enough of these papers to
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do out the lounge
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morning george morning mrs r the car's
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outside the gearbox is in perfect
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working order that's about time apart
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from the fact that it's ever so slightly
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back to front
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it's not difficult i mean first is now
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four second is third thirty-second and
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the first is four
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and i wouldn't advise going into the
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fourth george she's inclined to slip
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into reverse
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perfect working order well you can't get
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the parts mrs r i've had to use parts
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from five different cars
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nila got caught twice
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this jack of all trades get his hands on
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our cars i mean i must have wanted my
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head examined psychiatry i know a bit
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about that now you see that being quiet
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is it safe oh yeah right george you and
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i are going to hamptonwood this morning
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in that car
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backwards if necessary and have a look
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at our house hi
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golden four mile good morning oh good
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morning uh my name is ropa um i was
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viewing 46 peacock crescent yesterday
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yes mr roper
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mrs rover
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oh
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the lady in the nylon simulated leopard
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skin coat
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yes
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i'm a friend of the earth
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uh could i speak to mr four-mile please
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uh mr four-mile
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i'm afraid he's in conference with our
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mr
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wagfinger
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uh well um
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actually we we wanted to uh see the
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house again um it would be all right if
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we picked up the keys said about
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12 o'clock yes that'll be fine goodbye
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they want to view the house again oh
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dear
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and it's worse now than it was before
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yeah it's got the windscreen wipers
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going yeah
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every time it rains we're gonna have to
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suffer the chay why frog
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[Music]
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if you do happen to see any of the
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neighbors don't
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oh george
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it's sold
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pow splat watch out ah
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with one flick of his powerful tail the
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subaquatic crime buster smashed the
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spear gun from the hands of the mafia
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frogman splash help help glug
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what in god's name are you reading him
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sharpman he's half man whole fish
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fights crime underwater
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what sort of crime takes place
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underwater i don't know
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cod napping
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what are you looking at oh just some
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people outside 46 that's all oh yes they
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were here yesterday
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so i didn't know it was sold it isn't we
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don't want it salt living next door do
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we what's what is he daddy what um oh
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half man our fish can i see him no
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tristan you go and play in the garden
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mummy wants to talk to daddy
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are you going to have a round
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what
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happened
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no
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did you let those poor people come all
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the way over here for nothing um
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well
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what's the point if it's gone oh george
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i i just wanted another look at the
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bathroom you know that lovely avocado
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low-level suite well we got low-level
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suite at home yeah only since the system
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fell off the wall
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george you don't care do you i mean you
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don't care that this house has been sold
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no i like it always did
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oh we'd have bought it if it wasn't sold
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no i can't accept that i am not a
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snobban you ask anyone well anyone who
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matters oh yes you are you buy the
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financial times just to impress the news
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agent nonsense i just don't want to be
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knee-deep in ferrets and pigeon
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droppings that's all it's not much to
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ask is it
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i mean he even grows thistles in his
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garden oh the ultimate crime oh i'm
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telling you and that man could drop the
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bottom of the property market for miles
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around well i think it's mean putting a
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sold sign up they look like a nice
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couple i'm sure they are
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apart from him
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but his friend did you see his friend
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yes he offered me a goldfish for the
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grandfather clock well there you are
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no guarantee they haven't got children
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swarms of children tristan will get nips
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oh for heaven's sake gently
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i just feel sorry for them that's all
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i'm sorry
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yeah damn near it me yeah oh it's you
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yes i don't think we met each other
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properly my name's tristan yeah would we
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oh
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roper george roper i'm going to talk me
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a sweetie
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uh
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oh i won't take it because daddy doesn't
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listen taste with some strange men oh
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well right
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should i tell you when you offered me
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one no no
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can we go now all right joe just a
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minute
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oh hello love it's tristrum isn't it
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don't offer many sweets it's a trap
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no dear
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not yet not yet
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oh thank you
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i couldn't see from the window
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i'm from next door this is uh my little
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horror oh how'd you do this is mine
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well it's not compulsory
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we were very nearly neighbours
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yes um did you have to come far no dear
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no not far
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mind you it took us nearly an hour and a
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half
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an hour
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oh dear
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well would you like a cup of tea
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oh
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you come through thank you jeffrey we've
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got company
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um this is uh roper oh good yes you've
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been looking around next time uh yes we
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did phone this morning but uh you were
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in conference with your mr wag finger
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ooh
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oh yes right
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thank you
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do you think it's all right i mean i've
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got me working class trousers on
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sit
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oh
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what a lovely room
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and the carpet
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oh i do like a nice deep pile on the
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floor don't you george
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nice deep pile of what
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um
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yes uh tea
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would you prefer china or indian oh yes
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please i like the one the monkeys drink
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milk
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or lemon
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no thanks i'll stick with the tea
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yes we'll have lemon thank you
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oh with a charming little boy uh is he
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your only one yes yes we were going to
459
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have another but the dishwasher came
460
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first
461
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ah you can't cuddle a dishwasher
462
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he can
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do you have swarms of i mean any any
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children at all no no
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oh we did try
466
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once or twice
467
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no
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we haven't got a dishwasher either
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no we thought best not there's too many
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working-class kids as there is
471
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and we breathe like fruit flies our lot
472
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once we start
473
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lucky there's a war every now and then
474
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the thinnest out
475
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i don't suppose you were in the war
476
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weren't you uh i was exempt for medical
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reasons i hadn't been born
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here's always an excuse
479
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tristram what are you doing i'm
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listening
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disgraceful take after your mother go
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inside
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now the thing about the war is you had
484
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all sorts of people with one thing in
485
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common
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they were getting killed
487
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no yeah well there was that but the main
488
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thing was that you had the duke and the
489
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dustman standing shoulder to shoulder
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side by side doing what hey um well
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getting killed mainly well the point i'm
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trying to make is that was the war that
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was supposed to end class prejudice and
494
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have our lot take over
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there'll now be a silver collection in
496
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his clog
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do you think we might be able to change
498
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the subject
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oh what a pit of the house next door has
500
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been sold yes yes it is a pity isn't it
501
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jeffrey um about about the wall it
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hasn't been sold
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next door it hasn't been sold has it
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ready ah well uh
505
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you
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you can't rely on stuff these days oh
507
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jeffrey no no no it's that white finger
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chap absolutely useless i have to go for
509
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it
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there's nothing to stop with putting
511
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down a deposit well uh
512
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i can't think of anything
513
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[Music]
514
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looks like we've got our new neighbors
515
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i'm afraid it does
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cheer up george you said you liked it
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yeah but that was when it was sold
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mildred we can't afford it oh yes we can
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once we get the compensation from the
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council
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of course uh you all have to get
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yourself a job hey
523
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uh
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it's all right
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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you
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