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I don't understand why they took a night flight.

They should have taken the one I told them.

I hope Meme is ready or we'll be late.

Don't forget. Tell Olguita to make meat pie.

With the mad cow matter, they haven't had meat in months.

Ana called yesterday. I told her: Our kids are arriving.

- Good morning. - Hello.

Look at Silvina Chediek's house. Lovely! This is so fun.

Mona told me they are not their houses.

They borrow them for the photos.

They look so comfortable. They seem to be at home.

In their dressing gowns.

I hope Montse will not wear again...

...that horrible dress from Barcelona

I just remembered when I pinched Vilas' ass.

I had not met you yet. I couldn't resist.

Yes, yes. No, no, no.

Okay, I'll tell her. I won't forget.

Yes. Bye. See you.

- Who was it? - Ana.

She wouldn't stop talking about designs she's making with Mom.

What are you watching?

A documentary about pandas born in captivity.

It's strange.

As the mother can't handle two cubs, she ignores one until...

...it dies, but first, she goes crazy trying to handle two.

I don't know if she can't raise them as a consequence of...

...captivity or because that is her nature.

Captivity, for sure.

A big animal can handle two cubs.

It's over.

- Let's go to my room. - Okay.

I bought Bowie's record.

- You queer! - You're prettier every day.

- My baby! - Hi, Olguita!

Hello. We missed you here!

- Children, we're home. - Olguita!

It's so nice to see you!

- Olguita, Montse, my wife. - How do you do? - Hi.

- Montse, she's Olga. - Pleased to meet you. - Come in, Montse.

- I'm coming. - Come on.

Let me help you, Dad.

- Let me take it, Olguita. - No, my boy.

Let me do it, Olga.

Hi. You must be Meme.

Hello.

Hi!

How are you?

Hi!

- Hi! How are you? - Fine.

- She is Montse, my wife. - Yes, we met.

My baby! Olguita made meat pie for you.

His favorite. Leave your luggage and wash your hands.

Dinner is served.

Wash up! Come eat!

I'll tell him to call you after lunch.

Yes, mother. He'll call you after lunch!

He looks great, as usual.

Thinner than when he got married.

I'll tell you later. They're upstairs. They're leaving...

...their luggage and...

Lunch, mother. Well, not much.

They told me about Julio, Daniel's brother.

The one I think is an asshole.

They're all assholes, yes.

A wedding suite?

- My mother. Everything okay? - Yes.

A little shaken but fine.

I'm exhausted. I could not sleep.

You're so stubborn. I told you to take something.

But you didn't.

Thanks, Olguita.

What's wrong with her?

She doesn't like cigarettes. No smoking when she's around.

- Not even Luc�a nor me. - I didn't know.

- She never liked it. - I didn't remember.

- Eze, call Granny. - I'll call her later.

I'm going to Ariel's.

No, call her now. She's been calling all morning.

We have a busy day today.

Okay. I'll see Ariel tomorrow.

Invite him to dinner. Everyone's coming. Granny...

...Grandpa, In�s, all your cousins. - Alright.

Jere, you and Meme go get groceries...

...for tonight. - I don't want to!

Meme, what are you doing there? Don't make a scene.

- This is no time for your moods. - Leave me alone.

Meme, don't answer back. Come here.

Let's have a minute of peace!

Not if you'll always be nagging us.

You make me sick. You're so selfish!

- You're exaggerating. - Am I?

You've been away too long.

- Excuse us, Montserrat. - Don't worry.

Families argue.

They make a scandal every time I ask them something.

That's enough, Mom.

- Cold drinks are bad for you. - Their attitude...

...is bad for me. Jerem�as, we must talk things over.

I won't listen to you.

You two are unbelievable!

Always fighting.

If it's not one, it's the other. But if it's against me...

...they come together.

- Your kidneys maybe. - Yes?

- Yes, what else? - I don't know, it hurts.

Your girlfriend from Escobar, Vanina Cohen is here.

- So? - Nothing. I'm having some memories.

She's fatter. I haven't seen her in a long time.

- And you? - What?

- Are you dumb? - Sometimes you're impossible, you know?

How was it?

- Luc�a... - What, Mom?

Horrible wedding invitations!

They are the ones they chose.

You shouldn't have left them up to them!

The letter is not subtle and the watermark is huge.

- They look cheap! - They like them.

What's this? "Santa Mar�a's ranch. 25 de mayo county.

- Province of Buenos Aires." - What's wrong with that?

That one.

No, that's a plane.

They're two males. Meme might feel left out.

We, women, are very jealous, you know?

But they fight like cats and dogs.

They haven't helped me a bit with the wedding party.

We would scratch our eyes out when we were kids.

This is different. We fought over boyfriends, clothing...

...normal stuff because we lived together.

They fight too much. Really. But I can understand...

...Jere because she's too intolerant. That girl!

Always, since she was a kid. So delicate. Yes.

- Now she's not only vegetarian, she's "vegan". - "Vegan"?

- Yes. - "Vegan"? - It's very weird. She eats nothing.

Olguita has to cook very special food.

Hold on, In�s, tell Mom to wait for me.

I have to pee.

I'm sorry!

What are you doing locked up in the bathroom?

- We're talking. - Finally you made up.

Now get out. I have to pee.

You should talk in your room not in the bathroom.

Lucio, come on.

- You're fatter. - Don't tell me.

- Bye. - See you at the ranch.

I'll see you to the door.

- Bye, auntie. - Bye, Power.

- Bye. - You're so mean.

- Bye, aunt. - Say hi to the children.

- Let's go, Mom. - Bye, bye.

Bye.

Stop that, Ezequiel. We have enough noise.

Come in.

Let's go.

There we go.

Occupied!

Sorry.

- Good morning. - Hello.

Good morning. Did you sleep well?

No, the jet lag and the noise from outside...

...made it impossible for me to sleep.

We'll have only ladies for breakfast.

Ezequiel is sleeping like a log.

No, they're both awake. I heard them talking...

...at Jere's room. - Eavesdropping?

No, it was an accident. Meme, how can you think that?

I went up and overheard them.

I didn't want to interrupt them.

Hand me a piece.

It's a pity your parents couldn't make it.

They must have sad memories from that time. Poor them!

- We interrumpt anything? - Only your daughter's moods.

What did I do? I didn't open my mouth.

I know your silence.

I'm looking for my wedding dress...

...to show it to Montse. Here. The bride's veil...

...my Mom made me, remember? You look very pale.

Are you alright?

I overdid it last night.

- Mom, why keep all this? - For my grandchildren.

Look, Mom. Remember my fencing?

Careful with that!

- Stop it! - I found it! Here it is!

Look! Unbelievable!

This is great! Fantastic.

The wreath must be here somewhere. Yes!

Here!

Oh my God! It's okay, it's wonderful. Look.

Yes, yes. We can tidy this up. The flowers.

Great! I found it.

Let's go out to dinner to celebrate, okay?

Luc�a, we have other plans.

Don't stay out late. We leave early...

...for the country tomorrow.

We won't go to bed.

And your sister's moods?

Mom, Montse wants to see Buenos Aires.

What are you doing? Mom!

Try it on.

Here!

- How much is it? - Dad gave me money.

Let's go, come with me.

- You don't drink alcohol? - No.

How can you stand up a whole night drinking only water?

I've been with girls too. There's no problem.

- What?! - I have many dyke friends. I don't care.

- What? - Dykes! Lesbians!

So?

Sorry. I thought you were gay.

Ecstasy?

- What? - Ecstasy, for fun.

- I'm having fun! - Try it.

Try just a quarter! Ezequiel is making Jere try it!

Go ahead! Tune up!

Do I leave first?

Magdalena.

What?

Nothing. I like to say your name.

- Watch out! - Stop it! Let me go, asshole!

Wed...

...ding. 3 points. I'm brilliant.

- I'm starving, Mom. - Hold on a moment.

Your sister isn't back yet. What's keeping her?

She hates the village.

- Who's winning? - Me, of course.

- Proper names don't count, so... - They count!

- No, they don't. That's cheating. - Don't fight!

- That's cheating, Mom! - Says who?

- It has always been like that. Smart ass! - That's enough.

This isn't a competition. It's for fun, isn't it?

- Always on his side. - I'm not!

Don't fight over a lousy Scrabble game!

- Jere is right. - That's none of your business.

You're always cheating! You can't play without cheating!

- You don't like losing. Chicken-shit! - Stop it!

Stop that noise, please!

- You won cheating. - That's okay. I'll remove that word.

- Leave it! - Stop it! - Leave it! - Don't fight!

- Cheater! - Chicken-shit!

That's enough!

- What are you doing? - Your brothers are fighting...

...like 8 year-old brats.

What took you so long? Jerem�as, come here, please.

- The car ran out of gas. It's Ezequiel's fault. - Fuck off!

- Ezequiel! - All of you against me.

- Stop it! - You always fuck me!

I ran out of gas, sucker.

- Enough! - Stop yelling!

I yell all I want! This is my house!

It's unbelievable! Always the same!

Our family has more serious problems...

...than running out of gas...

...or a Scrabble game. - What problems?

- Olguita. - What is it?

Close the door. Jere, come.

Jessica, Olga's daughter, is pregnant again.

- How old is she? - 15. It's her second pregnancy.

- I have a theory. - Leave the kids out of this.

You're not sure.

They're old enough. They should get in touch with real life.

I think Olga's husband sleeps with his daughters.

- That's impossible, Mom. - Olga works at home...

...from Monday to Saturday. Her husband...

...is alone with the girls all week long.

Olga never mentions any boyfriends.

- You make things up. - I don't. I think about these things.

Susy's maid has the same problem.

The lower classes in this country have that problem.

In Spain, women die fighting with their husbands.

You can't compare. They're two grown-ups.

Poor Olguita. She has a hard life, hasn't she?

How does she manage to go on?

A car.

They must be bringing the car.

I had to leave it at La R�bida.

No. It's only one car.

Poldo must have found it, put some gas on...

...and brought it here. - No, Mom, it's a city cab.

This far in a cab? Who might be?

A cab?

- It's your mother. - My mother?

Jerem�as, Granny is here. Get Olguita.

- They must have luggage. Let's help them. - Let them get out.

- Hold on. - Get under the eaves.

- Hold on a minute. - They'll get wet. Dad!

Olga!

How can you not trust me?

How can you think that about me?

Who else could have been? Tell me.

- Ana Luisa. - I don't believe it.

- What are you watching, Olga? - The soap opera.

- It's too early. - No. It's a foreign channel...

...from Caracas.

You don't drop by anymore.

I'm a little crazy.

Why, Male?

That woman is upsetting you. You can't think clearly.

- You should stop seeing her. - Who's that?

The twin sister.

That's the evil sister. The other is the good one.

Carlos Alberto, Ana Luisa and you...

Ana Luisa and me what?

Ana Luisa and you...

...are brother and sister.

- What were you doing? - Nothing.

I can't sleep.

Me neither.

Jere, turn off the fan.

What are you doing here, Ezequiel?

- What the fuck are you doing?! - Get out!

Are you crazy?

- Get out! - Look at me!

Look at me!

- Get out! - Look at me!

Get out!

Mom must never know. Next time I see you, I'll kill you!

- She wouldn't believe you, shit-head! - I'll kill you!

Asshole!

Look, they're here.

Hello. Hello, everybody.

Uncle, the mare! I'll take it today.

- Hi. - Take it!

Nodody's here yet?

Girls!

- You'll slander me? - Hi.

- How are you? - Olguita, be careful with the clothing.

Mom, leave Olga alone.

You won't find anything.

- Your kids? - Sleeping. They're making me upset.

They're acting like brats since they got here.

Javier and Mar�a do the same.

They fight like cats and dogs.

Now that Mar�a's married, a little less. Everything looks great.

- How nice! How did you do it? - I don't like those clouds.

It rained yesterday. My sandals are ruined.

- The bride's dress? - Simple.

Well, you know her.

Mom, stop looking at the sky.

Everyone must get ready.

The time will come and we won't be ready.

Are those children still sleeping?

- Hi! - Where are you going?

- Horseriding. - You wanna drive me crazy?

Go and get ready. What happened to you?

- How did you get that? - I bumped into the door.

You're so careless, son!

He'll look terrible in the photos.

- Just a little. - Let me see.

- This is an old lace. - It's beautiful!

Stand up straight.

The best man looks really handsome.

What is it? Come here.

Do you remember the twin sister that was kidnapped?

The old man rescued her. But she remained hidden...

...to expose her sister.

- Her boyfriend never returned. - No, poor guy.

They told her he died in an accident abroad.

The waltz!

- You won't waltz? - No, I don't feel like it.

Like on your 15th birthday. You looked so beautiful.

- Remember? - Yes. But I can't dance. I get confused.

- It's really easy. I'll teach you. - I don't want to dance.

- I'll make a fool of myself. - At your brother's wedding?

He married in Spain. This was all mother's idea.

But you have to go. Your granny will say...

I hold you back here and that's why you're not on the photos.

Nobody will miss me.

Your brother will.

Your mother for sure.

Poldo, get the mare for a photo!

What are you doing here? They'll drive me crazy.

Look at you. You're all dirty. Your suit is ruined.

That black eye. Stay out...

...of the photos. You're so stubborn!

- Vanina Cohen is looking for you. - Vanina Cohen?

Someone invited her. She's looking for you.

Vanina? I can't remember her.

I don't want to ride. I'm scared.

- Is it necessary? - Stop fucking around.

Why can't you please my Mom? Is it so hard?

Take a good picture of the mare.

I have a good joke. What's worse? To be Jew or gay?

- Jew. - No, gay, because...

...you have to tell your parents.

- Smile at the camera. - Relax.

Smile, smile.

- So tense! - It's just a mare.

Oh God!

Criticizing me?

We were remembering when that horse...

...threw that servant.

A sack of potatoes.

You don't remember? He died the next day.

No, that was another who was kicked in the head.

- Don't you remember? - You ruined my party!

- I have a knot in my stomach. - Really.

Let's change the subject. Oh God!

- She does it on purpose. - Don't pay attention to her.

Don't worry about it, please.

What?

- I remembered something. - What?

When I pinched Vilas' ass. Remember?

- That wasn't you. - What do you mean?

- I pinched Vilas' ass. - No, it was...

...when we went to the races. - We weren't at the races.

We were at the Lawn Tennis. I was the one who pinched...

...Vilas' ass. - Let's not fight over it.

No, but Mom tried to ruin the party all day long...

...my children drive me crazy...

...that Spanish girl makes a scandal with the mare...

...and now you pinched Vilas' ass!

- No, no. - Cheers!

It was you, my mistake.

What is it? Can't I look at you?

You're crazy.

Get out, Ezequiel!

You shouldn't mind.

- No, that's a plane. - And Spanish girls?

- No, they're uglier. - Uglier? I thought they were nicer.

- They're over us. - They're slutter.

- Some don't depilate. - And their tits?

Luc�a fell! Daniel, Jorge, come!

- Come! Luc�a fell! - What do you mean?

We were arguing over some nonsense. You know her.

- She tripped. - What a fool!

- Over the walnuts. - Luc�a! What a fool!

- Luc�a! - Mom!

Your sister told me you were fighting like two kids.

We weren't arguing anymore.

- Are you okay? Don't move. - I can't lie here...

...all night, can I? - Jorge, bring the truck.

- Let's take her to the hospital. - I'm coming, Mom.

We'll go back to Buenos Aires right now. All the guests...

...have left. Get the kids.

Slowly, Mom, there's no hurry.

Careful.

Where's Meme? She'll be late for my funeral.

Let her drive. She doesn't drink.

- Mind that you don't levy... - Lavish, Luc�a.

It's the same. Get her to drive.

- Be careful. - Okay.

Careful, walk slowly.

You're up. Olga is not coming today. She's dealing...

...with her daughter's trouble. I'll be out all day.

I have to go to Ana's to work on that design...

...I put off due to the wedding.

The wedding was just an excuse.

I've never seen such bad taste in a house.

You look awful. What is it? Are you okay?

- I just got up. - Close your eyes.

Don't dry it. I'm leaving. I'm in a hurry.

It's impossible to look elegant...

...in this boot.

Bye.

I can't stand this boot anymore.

As I can't drive, I took a cab. The driver...

...drove me all over the town. The house looks gorgeous.

Yes, I changed some things.

Tell me about you and then we'll get to work.

- How are you with all these changes. - Coffee?

- Yes. - I do what I can.

- You heard about my husband and his student? - Awful! I knew...

something was wrong when you didn't show up at the wedding.

Then I heard. But I'd rather you called me.

- Did you sue him? - No. How could I?

Luc�a, I just started the divorce.

At your own home!

We should cut men's... I won't say it.

Justina!

- Coffee or tea? - Coffee. Light.

- Two coffees, please. - Yes, Madam.

This maid is an angel. How long have you had her?

My upstairs maid has her husband sick.

I don't know what's wrong with him. And Olguita...

...can't cope with everything.

The drawings?

I forgot them. I forgot them!

Cover yourself, Jerem�as.

You're too old for this.

Mom's gone. Let's jacuzzi.

Answer the phone!

Oh God! They're home.

But they won't answer. Unbelievable!

I'll drive you over.

But they're home.

- You know where they are? - Of course.

- Careful! - Yes.

Let me see.

No.

Where are they?

Meme!

Jere!

Where are they? Anybody home?

No! No! No!

Let her go!

Let her go, for God's sake!

Mom! Mom! Forgive me, Mom!

Forgive me!

Mom!

Luc�a!

Luc�a!

Luc�a!

Luc�a!

What are you doing, Mom?

Bring champagne. Let's make a toast.

What are you saying, Mom?

What did you do, Mom?!

I don't know.

Bravo! Bravo!

Long live the groom and the bride!

Need help, Daniel?

No, thank you.

Long live the groom and the bride!

- I don't get it. - These things happen all the time.

- I can't understand. - I told you a thousand times.

I was in my room and Meme was in hers.

I heard some noises in the kitchen. I went down and found...

Mom pointing a gun at her head.

I struggled with her and got hurt.

Can't have a gun in the house.

This fucked-up country.

- Olguita, dinner at 9. - Yes, Madam.

It stopped raining.

I love rain.

- The kids? - Downstairs with their father.

- And Ezequiel? - He lives in Barcelona, remember?

Yes, sure.

Daniel hates the rain.

When the kids were little, we went every weekend...

...to the country.

He got furious when it rained because he couldn't...

...ride his mare.

He loved that mare.

I don't know if the kids liked to go to the country.

I didn't.

I hate horses.

They scare me.

But I learned how to ride. I got used to it.

But when I grew old, I quit.

Do you have children?

No.

Touch me slowly

Kiss my mouth

Touch me slowly

...almost indifferently

Kiss my mouth...

Caress me

Why is it so easy to love you?

Life will be reckless

Desire. Live. Touch you, lose myself

How can I know you without having you?

Life will be reckless

Suffer. Cry till you break

How can I love you without fearing you?

How can I know you without having you?

How can I love you?

Life will be reckless

Touch me...

...slowly

Kiss...

...my mouth