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All clear in sector three.

Moving into drop zone.

Copy that, Rapidsfoot.

All clear here.

Dog men, rabbit's foot. Report any
location.

Over. I don't know.

Over.

Stevie, you're supposed to keep track of
them.

Shh. Listen.

All right.

On three, check right.

One, two, three.

This one's your right. Your left, your
right. You got it? Got it. Alex, will

teach me how to skate? I will, I
promise.

You know, you're using way too much,
miss.

Uh, do you want some?

Ew! Do you want some? Ew!

Hey, don't forget, next weekend, Larry's
rocking Coin World. And, uh, on Sunday,

there's that coin expo. All right,
later.

See ya.

Bye. See ya, slime boy.

All right, Stevie.

Put this on, guy.

Drop that up, okay?

Hey, guys. Hey. Hey, guys.

That's a lot of hair, Joe, guys.

So, there's a pet adoption at the park.

And we talked about getting a pet.

Yes! Dog. Rabbit. Dog. Rabbit. Dog.

Guys, I found an awesome dog.

No! This is way cooler.

What?

That's the grossest thing I've ever
seen.

Hey, hey!

Lansing found someone he can beat off
the line.

What is that thing? Besides ugly.

It's a turkey, you big stupid...

My brother's a better football player
than you'll ever be.

Gary! Oh, yeah?

Then how come he spends most of his time
on his butt? Yeah, you want to mess

with us?

Stevie, why don't you go home, okay?

That was, like, so brave.

You get a reward.

Hungry?

That wasn't the first time Stevie messed
me up.

Let me show you.

It all started from the very beginning.

Oh, look at that.

He's smiling at you.

Here you see one of the greatest moments
of my entire life.

The first basket I ever made.

Well, you would have seen it if Dad
hadn't missed the shot.

I guess the first steps you take in your
entire life, that's pretty cool, too.

It's just that Stevie always takes
center stage.

And I can't help feeling... He's
wrecking my life.

That thing goes outside tomorrow, right?

using in your hair? It smells kind of
cheesy.

Oh, thanks, Mom. Yeah.

What's wrong with this picture?

We're in here eating guacamole and
Stevie isn't here to hog it.

How long do these things tend to live,
anyway?

I knew it. Stevie, what did I tell you
you never, ever touch?

Your skates, your bike, and your coin
collection.

And is there any reason why you should
not get severe and excruciating

punishment right now?

Better stop.

I'm going to yell.

No, no yelling, Stevie. Just sit down,
okay? Sit down.

I'm only going to say this once, all
right?

My room is my room, and my stuff is my
stuff. And you need to keep your hands

totally off of it unless I say.

Okay? I have a life.

And when you grow up, you can get one.
But until then, you were just a little

kid. All right? And you don't get to do
everything I get to do.

You got it?

Ow! Dad!

Alex is hurting me! Stevie!

Alex! Back off your brother. Now!

Dad, I didn't do anything.

That's it. You were barred from this
room for two weeks.

Banned.

Go!

Get out!

Get out of here!

Come on.

I might be a few minutes late for your
game today.

Great. You'll miss my best bench
warming. First quarter, I'm in the zone.

Go, Raider!

If he yells my name today, he's dead
meat.

Hey, you got a brother on your side. Is
that so bad?

It is when he yells, go, Alex, go.

Wish we could send him to football camp.

Make it affordable.

So, are you going to yell my name today?

No.

Help the answer.

Here.

You know, you should use the laces like
this when you throw it, okay?

All right, throw it back.

Go ahead.

Throw it back.

What's the matter?

Why are you standing behind the hamper?

My skates. I didn't touch them. You're
wearing them.

He's hurting me.

You got jelly on my skates.

Alex,

lay off your brother. Mom, he got jelly
on my skates.

Oh, and listen. Next weekend, you have
to babysit.

No, Mom. I'm going to the mall with
James.

Well, then take Stevie with you. No
argument.

Met a new dog.

Google gobble.

Not much on conversation.

Now, check this out.

You got jelly on your plates.

No, no. The demon child from the
underworld got jelly on my plates.

Stevie's ten years old, and he rules the
house.

Not too good. Not too good? James, it's
horrible, okay?

All he has to do is make a sad face, and
bammo, it's an instant crisis.

Alex, sure, that was Stevie. Alex, don't
do that, because Stevie will want to

try it, too.

You know how lucky you are to be an only
child.

Alex, what about that time when you ran
out of class? Because you heard some kid

fell in the fountain, and you thought it
was Stevie.

So?

So, you basically care about him a lot.

James, I'm trying to trash my brother
here, okay?

Right.

Isn't anybody gonna fix this gate?

You're Alex, right? Yeah.

That is so sad.

Bench warmer.

Go, Bench! Go, Bench! Go, Bench! Go,
Bench!

Go, Bench! Go, Bench!

Go, Bench! Go, Bench!

Go, Bench! Go, Bench! Go, Bench! Go,
Bench!

Go, Bench!

Go, Bench!

great idea for this partner project.

Inventors. You do Edison, and I'll do
Tesla.

You know, the part about Tesla being the
reincarnation of that guy from Atlantis

who invented those power beams?

Here, Fiona.

About last weekend, I hope I didn't hurt
you.

Oh, right, like you could.

You know, Sometimes you really like
somebody and they don't even know you're

alive.

I can relate.

But you gotta pick up the pieces of your
shattered life and move on.

Lunch would be a start, don't you think?

Hey man, I thought this was the no
whining section.

Alex, will you get over yourself? Your
life is not pathetic, okay? That is

pathetic.

Gary's life is perfect, okay? He's all
city in every sport, his girlfriend

Fiona's a major goddess, and he doesn't
have a little brother.

Gary's a maroon, man.

No, James, that's not fair to the other
maroons.

Okay, enough misery.

Do you want to go skating on Saturday?

I nailed that rail on the park bench in
the square. I can't wait to show you.

Sorry, I'm going to Coin World.

Well, how about after that?

to clean out the turkey pen.

Right. Okay.

See, grinding in the park or scraping up
turkey poop.

Interesting choice.

You know, I give up.

Bye, James.

See ya.

What's up? You love skating with Abby.

I know, but now she wants me to go
skating with her.

So what's the problem?

No problem. I just want to be cool.

Like Gary.

Five bucks worth of quarters?

Yep. If I have to bring Stevie to the
mall, at least I know how to neutralize

him.

French fries.

Probably dropped by one of these little
monsters.

How can your kids eat these things? If
they don't clog up your arteries,

find another way to take you out.

You okay, kid? I could have squashed
you.

Yeah, I'm good. Good.

Well, uh, what's the standard reward for
a good deed these days?

You got to be on TV.

All right. Hey, Larry.

Hey, guys.

I didn't see you at my brother's TV.

Yeah, we just met.

He saved me from a trip to the hospital.
You're lucky, Alex. This is one

terrific little kid.

So, help me with this stuff, and I'll
show you guys my new shipment of Romans.

All right. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, you see this bench?

This is the bench where you're going to
sit and eat your fries.

Okay? Don't even think about moving. I'm
going to go in there. I'll be out in a

couple of minutes, and we'll go to the
arcade, all right?

Take this. Put those in your pocket.

Want a frank fry?

Probably not.

Right.

So, kid, I can't get you on TV, but,
uh... How about this?

What is it?

Well, it's a trippy little coin.

And it's good for one wish.

Yes? Well, that's what I heard.

Anyway, be very careful with it.

Do something...

Oh, I don't know.

Do something big with it.

Hey, hey, hey.

All right, I'm getting too old for this.

Do something big with it.

Hey, check out Zeus.

Looks like Principal Thorpe in a dress.

Wrap it up, guys. I gotta close.

All right.

Wait.

Close what? What time is it, Larry?

Just about six.

And I've got to get off my feet.

Six?

Stevie.

James, I gotta go.

Excuse me. Can you call my mom?

Stevie!

You're grounded for a month.

What? No more coin world.

You come right home after school.

And we're taking away your skates.

You're cutting off light, my friend.

This was a major setback in the
responsibility department.

Well, Stevie didn't have to rat me out.

Look,

I told him to wait on the bench, okay?
Oh, so this is all Stevie's fault. He's

ten years old, Alex.

He was alone and scared.

I wasn't scared.

He knows he shouldn't have run off, and
he's being punished, too.

Oh, no TV for a day? Yeah, big deal,
Dad. We're running late.

Bedtime, Stevie.

Alex 2.

What? It's 8 .30. 8 .25 by my watch. And
tomorrow morning, you start garage

cleanup.

Why don't you just ruin my entire life?

Dear Alex.

Sorry, here's a coin the guy in the mall
gave me. You can make one wish.

Stevie.

One wish.

Right?

Right now I wish I didn't have a little
brother.

Great, now I have an alarm clock.

Pardon my punishment.

Double eagles.

Okay.

Okay, I get it.

Welcome to the morning show. We've got a
great show for you today.

It is here to teach us how to make the
perfect waffle, which I'm very excited

about because I haven't never been able
to make a good waffle.

So later in the show, we're going to be
talking about a film that premieres.

So temperature is the key to making...
Wall Street Journal.

Okay.

Okay, I know what's going on. You guys
are really funny. Good one.

You know, like when you put cereal in my
sleeping bag?

But this is better. Stevie's idea,
right? Who's Stevie?

What are you talking about?

All right, let's start with the giant
dog I have in my room.

Iggy, how's he doing this morning?

The house is blue.

Since last month, you just noticed?

Gotta run.

See the game.

Don't rush that pass.

Take your time. Remember, you've got
options.

Some of those other guys can score, too,
you know. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You guys, hold on a second. Mom, what's
going on? We're going to work. You're

going to school. No, no, no. Wait a
minute.

What is going on?

I was just going to ask you that.

Everything's different.

We have a dog. I have this incredibly
cool coin collection.

My room's different.

The house... I'm different? What is with
this haircut?

Yeah, I don't like it either. It was
your idea.

So is Stevie different?

Who is the Stevie?

Dad, please don't do this right now,
okay?

Do what?

Alex, are you okay?

No, he doesn't have a fever.

No, no, but Dad, I do have a little
brother, okay? Where is he?

Where's Stevie?

Alex, are you lonely?

What?

Do you wish you had a brother?

What do you mean, do I wish a... Oh,
man.

Oh, man, the coin.

Honey! Earth to Alex.

Bum it.

Very soon, in just a minute, in fact, we
are going to meet the star of a new hit

TV show. It's called Where's Stevie? His
name is Terrence Russell McCormick.

Don't go away.

Right here.

It should be right here.

Don't wait.

Don't wait, because I made a wish, and
it worked.

There's no Stevie.

Are you all right? How are you?

We're talking with Terrence Russell
McCormick, the star of the... Stevie?

Stevie.

So, what's the most fun about working on
Where's Stevie?

Um, probably hanging out with Peter
Michael Morris. He's really the brother

I never had.

Alex, why are you hanging on to the
television?

It's Stevie.

Yeah, Terrence Russell McCormick. He's
so cute. No, it's not Terrence somebody.

It's Stevie.

Okay, look, honey, your father and I
have to go. Are you okay?

Stevie, he's on the television.

Every week? I didn't think you liked
that show.

What show?

Where's Stevie?

He's on the television. Alex, I don't
understand.

It's Stevie.

Right, from the TV show. What TV show?
Where's Stevie?

He's on the television.

Honey, what's the joke? I'm a little
dense this morning.

Me too.

You guys really don't know him?

Personally, I wish I was his accountant.

Yeah, that's a lucky little kid.

Wait a second.

That's a lucky kid.

That's a way lucky kid.

Kid's life is awesome.

Gotta run.

See you at the game, Bling.

Bling. Oh, I put gas in the biker.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, Bling, if you hurry, I'll give you
a ride. I'll be outside in the car.

Hey, champ.

I made you a star.

You're, like, rich and famous, and...
And I'm... I'm

an only child.

This is unbelievable. I don't have a
little brother ruining my life. This

We have a viper?

You're going to meet me by the fountain?

Gary,

I didn't talk to her, okay? I was just
standing here. So?

Are we, like, breaking up? Because that
would be so not me being dumped by my

boyfriend. Boyfriend.

Me.

I got you.

You scared me.

We going to kick some wildcat butts
today, Bling? Yeah.

Sorry they got on the bus.

All right.

Bling? Like in Bling Bling?

Dude, party's still on your place?

Party. Hello.

After the game.

At my place.

Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Eat good before the game.

I'll meet up with you later, okay?

Okay, okay.

Fiona's your girlfriend.

And the jock's like you.

How could the disappearance of one
little kid change everything in your

Hey, drama club.

What are you doing?

Um, sitting down.

Here. That is not your seat. Hello.

I know.

It's just, um, saying hi to Abby.

Why?

Mr. Lansing, would you kindly take your
assigned seat so we can begin?

Yeah.

Right.

I didn't see it either. I knew that.

Okay, can I speak to you, please?

Be quiet.

That's sweet.

King Bling Jopling gets a B+. What? Oh,
never mind.

No, part of going to school is figuring
out that life isn't fair.

Great game last Friday, by the way.

Thanks.

Okay, class.

Let's review what you thought you knew
about the prepositional phrase.

He rung the offense through Alex.

What?

What a... What a good idea.

I'm so glad you think so.

Okay, come on, let's do it.

One,

two, three, Raiders!

Gary,

hey, um... You know what position you
play, right?

Yeah.

Okay. So, you know what position I play,
right?

Yeah.

Gary, what position do I play?

Quarterback.

Quarterback.

This will be good.

Um, flick or fly on two, yeah? Yeah.

All right.

One, two, three, four.

Hey, Gary.

Ball's coming to you, Gary.

All right.

Do you remember that big kid in camp?

Yeah. Football camp, five years ago.

He had your number, but you learned how
to handle him. Remember?

I went to camp.

And every year since, you've figured out
even more ways to beat him.

Right, because we can afford that.

Huh? Because I'm an only child.

Yeah. You're the man.

All in and only.

Hey, Lansing!

You back from whatever other universe
you were in? Come on!

Rollerblading? Hello?

First off, brief rollerblade, okay? And
second off, we're taking the photos for

our matching t -shirts.

Matching t -shirts?

Don't blink, you won't believe it, man.

and he's all over the place.

James.

Hey, I've been looking all over for you.

All right, man, what's your problem?

What, you're not done with me yet?

No, I came by to apologize.

Don't even bother, super jock.

I got to show you this collection you're
not going to believe. Man, a whole

album of pre -1700s.

Pre -what?

Coins. And you want to show me this
because... Alex, Sarah said you were

to Abby Richardson.

At the party?

Uh, I said hi.

And now I find you talking to... James
Cooper.

Thank you.

What is going on, Alex?

What? How do you think this makes me
look?

How? Give me an L, give me an O, give me
an S -S -E -R -S.

What's it spelled?

Losers?

Thank you.

Not just losers.

Massive, al grande, mega losers.

No offense.

You are my boyfriend.

I have an image to uphold.

Are you, like, going weird or anything?
Because it would be so not me having a

weird boyfriend.

You have to tell me right now.

Mind if I join you?

You. What is it with that? Yeah.

Stop, Paul. Is this some kind of jock
joke?

What?

No.

No, Abs.

Just let me explain. First of all, if
you call me Abs one more time, you will

regret it. And second, go away.

Look, I know I'm different, but Abs, if
you'd just give me a chance.

Got milk?

What did you say?

Come on.

I'm hip.

Right? I can talk the line.

Right.

You, uh, rediscovering the old
collection, huh?

What do you mean?

You haven't touched those coins since
forever.

Really, I forgot how awesome it is.

Not that many ancients know diadrax or
hemidrax or anything, but it's still

awesome.

Awesome investment, too.

So, you like those old guys, huh? Yeah,
yeah.

Alex, you've seemed kind of distracted
lately.

Is there anything wrong?

No, no.

I'm kind of tired, though. I should get
some sleep.

Okay.

Well, see you in the morning.

Okay.

You make me feel funny.

When you come around, yeah, that's what
I found out, honey.

What am I doing without you? You make me
feel happy.

When I leave you behind, I change my
mind now, honey.

What am I doing without you?

You can change your life and someone
else's by adopting a brother for life.

You're my big brother, and I've got to
look out for you.

If a young boy's wish comes true, his
life will never be the same.

You got that right, Terrence Russell
McStevey.

Okay. Thank you, sir. Hope you win.

I could use a little luck.

Larry.

Hey. Yeah. Do I know you? Yeah. Yeah,
it's me.

Alex Lansing.

I go to Coin World a lot.

Well, I guess I don't anymore.

Anyways, what happened?

Oh, this. I bit the dust outside my shop
and broke a couple things.

Right. No Stevie.

Who?

Nothing. I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, I wanted to retire and get
off my feet. I guess I got that wish.

Anyway, my man, you have a nice day, and
watch out for French fries.

All right.

Oh, excuse me, sir. You want to buy a
raffle ticket? You can help buy food for

the homeless. You can win a freezer.

I'll take three.

I love this cup.

So, Abs... Abby, I'm sorry.

Abby.

Um, so you skate?

Yeah.

So, do you maybe want to go skating
sometime? I know a great place in the

Did you lose a bet or something?

What kind of guy do you think I am?

You really want to know?

Yeah. I think you're the kind of major
pop star jock who has to have the major

pop star cheerleader girlfriend, even
though she's meaner than a snake. And

think that the whole solar system
revolves around you.

And... And you're not even embarrassed
that teachers give you better grades

because you can throw a long bomb, even
though you don't know how to spell it.

Does that answer your question?

Yeah, that pretty much covers it, I
guess.

So why are you even talking to me?

I don't know.

East Fremont is so old.

anything this morning.

No, it's Saturday.

It's Saturday, Dad, and aren't you going
to make funny pancakes?

Wow, I forgot all about those.

Gee, Alex, I've made funny pancakes
since you were about five.

There's pop -up waffles in the freezer.
You'll love those.

Pop -up waffles?

You guys are going out this early?

Your mom's dragging me into that den of
lawyers she works with.

You know, the partner's big 10th
anniversary thing for the firm.

I still can't believe it's the same day
as your deal.

What? Well, it's a great excuse to sneak
away early.

We'll meet you at school at 8 o 'clock.

For what?

The athletic award.

The Harbaugh High Civic Pride Awards.

The mayor athletic award, Alex Lansing?

What are you guys talking about?

Oh, no. Oh, no. He forgot.

That's my fault. Oh, I'm sorry, Alex.
It's just been so nuts at work.

Your suit is ready, and Gary's folks are
picking up at 7 .30.

Oh, and honey, there's a box of old toys
and stuff for the charity drive in the

attic. It says giveaway.

Bring it down for me, will you?

Later, superstar.

Okay, whatever kind of guy I am now, I
do not love Papa Poirot.

What? Stevie loved these hand -me
-downs.

Thank you, Melody.

Last and certainly not least, our final
recipient has demons.

Has demonstrated his commitment to
excellence in athletics.

And he's done it with the highest degree
of sportsmanship.

I'm speaking, of course, of... Go, Jude!

Right. Go, dude.

Thank you.

Alex Lansing.

I don't really deserve this because,
well, I'm not really the

Alex Lansing that you see up here.

The real Alex Lansing lives in a whole
different dimension or something.

He's a major loser.

He can't play football.

He's got a little brother named Stevie
who he blamed for things that weren't

really his fault at all and made him
disappear.

Poof. Wouldn't it be weird if things
like that could really happen?

Of course they can't.

But what if they did?

I mean, winning awards is great and all,
but there's other stuff.

So, try to appreciate what you got.

Someday it might not be there, and
you're really, really going to miss him.

It. It.

That's all.

Thanks.

Okay, it was not your typical thank you
speech, but I think it was very

original. The barfers thought it was
wonderful.

Yay for me.

I know what'll make you feel better.

A pop -up waffle.

No, Mom, I don't want a pop -up waffle,
okay? I just want my life back.

There's got to be a way.

He's here, doing a TV show.

Alex, we need to talk.

This Stevie deal... There's no Stevie.

No, can't trust McCormick.

Actor, see?

I don't think so.

Well, let's just wait for the gunner.
Yeah, let's go.

James. Oh, man.

Super Jock strikes again.

What are you doing here, anyway?

I, um... I just came by to see Terrence
Russell McCormick. My mom's a big fan,

and I thought it'd be cool if I got his
autograph.

What are you doing here?

Taking him some chicken.

What does it look like?

Who? Uh, Terrence Russell McThing or
whatever the kid.

I'll take it.

What? No way.

Real good.

I'm going to get fired.

James, I seriously have to deliver that
chicken, okay? It's personal.

I'm going to get the money. This is my
job.

What, I don't get a tip?

It's all yours, man.

I'll need the bike and uniform back by
five.

Oh, and don't forget to smile when you
deliver the chicken.

Company protocol.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I have a chicken delivery for
Terrence Russell McCormick.

Jamie, a kid or a chicken?

Roger, Roger.

Roger. Okay, that way.

So the kid just asked, you got any kids?

And I say, yeah, yeah, I have. He says,
what show are they on?

Is that sad or what?

With all my brothers.

It was just fine until he altered my
entire reality.

I didn't know it was going to work.
You've got to believe me. I'm sorry.

Did you forget the special sauce again?

No, never mind. It's all there.

This chicken's dirty.

You don't even know me?

Oh, my gosh.

You're... You're the chicken guy.

What are you waiting for?

Oh, okay.

Here, what's your name?

It's me, Alex.

Me, Alex.

You can go now.

Wait!

What sounds better?

It's all my brother's fault, or it's all
my brother's fault?

All right.

Sit down a minute.

Broccoli? No, thanks.

I don't like them either. They won't let
me have cookies.

Pick a card. Don't show it to me.

Put it back. Anywhere. Put it back.

Can I ask you a question?

Is this your card?

No.

Do you like your life?

No.

It never works. I can't do anything.

Do you like your family?

Of course.

I have a wonderful mother who I just saw
last week and a wonderful father

someplace in Arizona.

I'll call you back.

Oh, and a wonderful baby wrangler named
Zoe who hasn't had enough energy today

and who hasn't been smiley enough.

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.

Smile, smile, smile.

Who are you?

I'm his... I'm the chicken guy.

Huh.

Okay, sweetie boy, they're almost ready
for you. Oh, and I just read a new

script for you. This time you play a
real, regular, ordinary kid.

Regular kid.

I don't know how to do that.

I could... I'll show you. You know, you
could come by my house.

I could?

Yeah, yeah.

1721 Mysterio Drive. Stop by any time.

No, I gotta go back to L .A. tomorrow.

You know, you had a lot more fun when
you were my brother.

When did I play your brother?

In real life.

I was teaching you how to throw a
spiral.

You were basically driving me crazy. I
had to kick you out of my room a lot.

But we played games, you know, like
slime wars, seafood.

It's for you to open up your mouth and
show everybody what you ate.

Wait! Security!

There's a lunatic in here who thinks I'm
his brother!

I wasn't going to hurt him, okay? We
were just talking.

I know.

So I guess his life isn't as happy as I
thought.

Happy?

Poor kid.

I wouldn't wish his life on a dog.

downtown walking fast faces passing I'm
homebound

staring blankly ahead

making my way making my way through the
crowd

and I need

you and I miss you and now I wonder

if I I could fall into the sky.

Do you think time would pass me by?

Nothing. I'm done for the day. I'm going
back to the hotel.

How come you're talking to me? Didn't
you just kick me out of your dressing

room? Forget about it. Where are you
going?

No place.

That sounds way better.

Hey, Ron, I'm going to walk with my
friend for a while. I'll call you later

pick me up.

I'm supposed to take you to the hotel.

No, I want to hang out with my friend.

I don't know, Terrence.

You want me to start screaming?

No. Okay, okay.

How about I walk and you follow?

All right.

Stay where I can see you.

Okay.

You never let me do anything.

Hey,

do you know the difference between your
left and your right? This is camera

left. This is camera right. Okay, when I
give you the signal, I want you to turn

to your left and run, okay?

Okay, what's the signal?

Um... Not to say chocolate, okay?

Okay.

Chocolate.

No.

Okay,

so how much trouble are you in?

Ron will keep looking by himself for
about an hour. Then he'll call for help.

We're having a real life adventure,
right? You and me.

Right. Yeah.

Hey, look!

It's Terrence Russell McCormick!

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute.

I always wanted to ride one of these
things.

No one ever let me.

Can I have a corner?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, look there.

You dropped that.

Thanks.

Wait a minute. He didn't give him the
coin.

What? If he didn't give Stephen the coin
at the mall, then he still has it,

right? What are you talking about?

Come on. We have to get to the mall
before it closes. Wait. Get me out of

thing.

Oh,

no.

No. Oh, it can't be.

What? Coin world. It's out of business.

Oh, man. Now how am I going to find
them?

Tickets.

Raffle tickets.

Abby sold them a raffle ticket. That's
it. Come on. Let's go.

Now where are we going?

Back to our old lives.

I hope.

Now what?

Oh, are you trying to impress me just
because you know a movie star?

I'm not a movie star. I'm a regular,
ordinary kid.

Do you have a minute?

For what?

Not speech I gave at the awards thing.

It's true.

You're telling me you and I were best
friends, you wished on a magic coin, he

was your little brother, and we're all
in an alternate reality?

Yes, yes.

No. No way.

Why not?

Because you and I could have never been
best friends.

Okay, okay, tell me how I know this.
When you were five, you cried for a week

because your sister told you Abby was
short for abnormal.

You're afraid of parrots, clowns, and
falling space junk.

Did you grab Megan?

No, you told me those things, Abs. Look,
you're the only one that can help me.

Okay, you've got Larry's address on a
raffle ticket stub. He can give me the

coin, and I can get the real Stevie
back.

So, you're telling me that in the life
we're in right now, I just got born into

the wrong family.

Exactly. Wow, real life is way weirder
than show business.

Okay, let me understand this. You are
the most sickeningly popular guy at

High School, and you want to get your
non -existent, semi -non -existent

back and change all that?

Yes.

Okay. Let's get busy.

You know, people slip into the wrong
dimensions all the time. Like they found

this guy somewhere in, like, Georgia,
and he had this old Civil War uniform

and he didn't know anything about cars
or telephones. I got it.

No. Lucky Sorensen.

Or anything. So they put him in a
hospital, and they gave him coloring

One time I had an agent who
spontaneously combusted.

He did.

What's my cat's name?

Mr. Trouillard, but you call him Twigs.

You know, people who have supernatural
experiences are often treated like

outcasts. In some countries... What's my
favorite snack?

Mustard and sugar sandwiches.

Ew. Right.

In some countries, people's eyeballs are
gouged out and eaten because, you know,

they've seen too much.

Cool. Yeah.

And then everybody worships them because
they're like magic blind people.

I found it! I found it! I think Larry
something with a P.

Larry Pendragon.

Maybe he's a wizard.

Let's go.

Hey, hold it. We can't go running around
with a movie star. Good point.

Oh, no. You can't leave me.

Don't even think about it.

You want me to start screaming?

There will be no screaming, okay? You do
whatever we say, got it?

Okay. All right, we need to disguise.

You know, I bet your parents are out
looking for you right now, or the police

even. What difference does it make if I
can find Larry and get the coin back?

None of this will have ever happened.

Good point.

2354, here it is.

How am I doing?

I'm doing okay, right? I'm not
screaming, I'm helping.

Right? Yeah.

Yeah.

6A.

Uh -oh. This must be the wrong place.

It's the right number.

Who's there?

Oh, excuse us. We're looking for Larry
Pendragon. He moved.

The stairs were too much.

Great.

Um, do you know where he moved?

Beeler Street.

The Sunnyville Retirement Manor. Okay.

You know, you didn't have to come with
me.

I wanted to.

So, was Fiona your girlfriend?

You know, in your other life?

Nah, no way.

Closest thing I had to a girlfriend was
you.

I... You weren't my girlfriend. We were
just friends.

Just really good friends.

Interesting.

So, are you, like, cuter now?

I don't think so.

Smarter? No.

Am I different?

No.

But you never talked to me till the
other day.

I guess, yeah.

So in this parallel universe, you're
like more of a jerk.

Definitely.

Hey, guys, look, I found a dime.

This is way cooler than a limo.

Don't worry. They put you in jail. You
can use my lawyer.

Great.

There's nobody around.

How are we supposed to find them?

Maybe it's really a secret laboratory
run by a mad scientist.

Okay, well, you can wait outside if you
want.

No way. The person who waits outside
always gets eaten first.

Larry, Larry, it's Larry.

Excuse us.

Excuse us.

We're here to see Larry Pendragon.

Yeah, that's me.

Well, I guess you all have to excuse me.

Thanks, guys.

I never could stand the recording
myself, but hey, it's music.

So what? I won the raffle?

Uh, no, sorry. But the drawing's not
till next week, so maybe you did.

Well, hope springs eternal, right?

Look, you got this coin I have to find.

Oh, man, I'm sorry. I closed down my
coin business. I couldn't handle it

anymore. This is really critical, Larry.
Yeah, there is a semi -nonexistent

human life at stake here.

Which is me in another dimension.

Okay, cool.

Come this way.

All right.

Are these all the coins you have left?

That's it.

So you said it had an owl on it.

Yeah, yeah.

It was probably a Greek tetradroc. More
than one of those had an owl. Well, this

one was good for one wish.

I heard about something like that once.

Or maybe I dreamed it.

Anyway, there's nothing here, and I
don't think you're going to find an owl

that group.

An owl, an owl.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

There may have been an owl in a bag that
I sold just before I closed shop. Okay,

well, do you know who you sold it to?

Probably a dealer. But I don't have any
record of it, I'm sorry.

All right.

Come on, Alex.

We'd better go.

Yeah.

Sure wish I could help you guys.

Kind of miss you kids.

Well, I guess it's back to the old
recital.

All right.

Thanks anyways, Larry. Appreciate it.

Thank you.

Nice to meet you, Larry.

See you, Abs.

Look, I know it probably doesn't help,
but I promise not to pour any more dairy

products on your head.

And it was nice meeting you, Terrence.

Nice meeting you, too.

Sorry I didn't have an autographed
picture for you.

That's okay.

I know what you look like.

Tomorrow's our last day here. Think you
could come to the set?

I don't know, maybe.

I'll leave a pass for you.

Okay.

Look. Yeah?

Is this what it was like before?

When I was your little brother?

If I really was?

What do you mean?

Well, did we have really cool adventures
like tonight?

Sometimes. Did I really get jelly on
your skates?

Yeah.

How many jelly was it?

I don't know, you know, I don't really
want to talk about it.

Okay.

Don't shoot! I surrender!

Well,

we don't want any publicity either. No,
absolutely not.

Oh. Well, that's great, Ben.

We're all on the same page.

Look, um, if you're ever in L .A., you
give me a call.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Hello?

Yes.

It's your mother.

Hi, Penelope.

I just had the best night of my entire
life.

You are?

Oh.

When?

Congratulations.

So, do I have to call him dad?

I gotta go. Bye.

Bye, Alex.

See you, kid.

The only person to recognize Van Gogh's
brilliance during his lifetime and

actually buy one of his paintings was
his own brother.

In the harsh winter, perhaps only one of
the siblings will survive.

Hey, Bling.

Dad, I'm not Bling. I'm just Alex.

Alex.

You want to go for brunch at the hilltop
with Judge Harley and Mom and me?

I'm hungry.

Okay.

I was going to save this for your
birthday, but you look like you could

lift right about now.

I got these at a closeout sale.

They're all ancients.

Sure.

Well, see ya.

Don't mess with me.

This is it. This is it.

Alex? Yes.

Honey, are you all right?

Alex?

I'm fine. I'll be right out. Just give
me a minute.

Son, let me in.

Alex? I think you've got to say this
exactly right. Alex, now.

Come on.

I'm getting him out.

I wish that Stevie... Come on!

No. Honey, I'm going to call a fire
department. Everything will be all

Don't blow it.

Don't blow it.

I wish...

I wish I never made the first wish.

Do we have a viper?

Uh, I don't think so.

Stevie!

Stevie!

Stevie!

I'm sorry I crashed your bike.

Crashed my bike, you little... What is
this?

This is going to make us cave on the
ground, these things. You hear that,

Stevie? I'm grounded.

Look, Mom, Dad, it's Stevie. He's back.

He's back.

Alex, I didn't go anywhere.

That's right.

You didn't go anywhere.

Abby, James, my best friend, James.

Alex, are you okay?

I am so okay with it.

Abby?

Abs?

Do you want to go skating?

Just the two of us?

Really?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah, I do.

You want to try some of my famous
pancakes, Steven?

We're having funny pancakes.

We're having funny pancakes. We're
having funny pancakes.

I can't always win I can't do anything I
do more

than dream I think You make everything
Everything