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[man] We've recruited
an interstate detective to lead the case.
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Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name.
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I'm from Darwin. I'm running the show.
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And I want to get this thing wrapped up
in record-o time-o.
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[Dulcie] Deadloch has a serial killer.
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He has been living under my nose
for five years.
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I probably know him.
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-You are not my partner.
-I am. It is deeply unfortunate.
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I don't have a best friend
'cause my best friend died.
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I'm king-effing shit up in Darwin.
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-They don't want me either.
-Why not?
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'Cause I fuckin' killed my partner!
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Bushy. He got eaten by a croc.
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I was supposed to be with him when
it happened, but I was pissing on.
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It's just a job, Dulcie.
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Right now my job's
more important than us, Cath.
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Started calling you Collins, by the way.
It's just a little nickname.
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OK. Alright.
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Fuckin' hell, Collins!
You fuckin' cracked it.
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Oh.
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You hate it here, sexy.
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Let's leave Deadloch.
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OK. OK.
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Bushy wasn't chum.
He wasn't eaten by a croc.
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He was...
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shot in the head.
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I
knew when he went missing,
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That's why they sent me down here.
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They... They just didn't want me
sniffing around 'cause I was right!
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[Eddie] G'day, Holly.
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We're here to help solve Bushy's murder.
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[eerie music plays]
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[birds call]
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[? Elton John sings "Crocodile Rock"]
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? I remember when rock was young ?
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? Me and Susie had so much fun...
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[woman 1] Sorry! We went to
the wrong croc tour.
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[woman 2] Yep. So those missing
Swedish backpackers did our boat tour,
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then they left
and they got Wolf Creeked, probably.
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Here, we'll just
wait for these latecomers.
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Yeah. OK.
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Right, Leon, do you want to take a seat?
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-It's Leo, not Leon.
-Yeah, sorry, babe.
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Welcome to Don Darrell's
Best Best Jumping Croc Tours.
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I'm Amber, Don's daughter.
My husband, Grent, is the skipper.
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And my little brother with the pole
is called Troy. Isn't that right, Troy?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, alright. So, safety stuff.
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Hands and feet inside the boat
at all times. Any questions?
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Yeah. Who were
the traditional owners here?
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Yeah, so my dad started Best Best
back in the late '70s.
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Which is way before fuckin' Jason Wade's
fuckin' Land of Crocs.
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-Way before, right?
-Way before.
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OK. Alright, babe! Let's go.
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[engine whirring loudly]
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[Amber] Now, a lot of people say
if you're getting attacked by a croc,
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you want to gouge out its eyes.
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-But what are they being, Troy?
-Naive.
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That's right, they're being naive.
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As my dad Don always says,
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if you're getting attacked by a croc,
you're not surviving,
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you're dying.
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OK.
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Look over here,
you'll see your first croc.
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Old Scrubber.
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Can you all see that?
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-[gasping]
-[woman] There it is. There it is!
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Good. No refunds. [laughing]
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Troy, pole.
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-[Amber murmurs indistinctly]
-[passengers murmur]
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Let's see if she's going to
give us a show here today.
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[passengers exclaim]
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[Amber] That's it, she's hungry.
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-Alright.
-[applause]
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Now, you might be thinking,
"Fuck me, that's a big croc!"
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-But it's not.
-Nup, it's not.
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Old Scrubber here's only three metres.
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'Cause she's just a girl.
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Our bull croc along here is Goliath.
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5.3m, teeth to tail. He's the boss.
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And he'll take down any male
who tries to take over his territory.
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-[man, over loudspeaker] ...saltwater crocodile
has the strongest bite force of any living animal...
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Fuck are those Land of Croc cunts
doing now?
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Oi! You lot! You rack off!
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The border is the big white rock!
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[Amber] Bullshit it is, Spud!
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Ram 'em, babe. Ram 'em!
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[passengers exclaim]
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[Amber] You look like a shaved dick!
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[Troy] No! Amber!
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What?
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Holy shit!
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Which bull is it? Is it Goliath?
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Use your pole, Troy. Flip him!
Fuckin' flip him!
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Come on, give a big one!
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It's not Goliath, thank fuck!
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Wait, Troy...
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What the fuck's that in its mouth?
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[passenger screams]
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[theme music plays]
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-[whistle blows]
-[cheering]
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? Agadoo-doo-doo,
push pineapple, shake the tree ?
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? Agadoo-doo-doo,
push pineapple, grind coffee ?
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? To the left, to the...
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[screams] Here comes a big one!
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Um, I think I might-
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[Eddie] Collins! Collins!
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[Dulcie] No, Eddie, don't get in-
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-Collins!
-I was gonna get out, Eddie!
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Hey, that new, uh...
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that new superintendent down at Police HQ,
what's his name?
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-Col Culkin.
-Macaulay Culkin, yeah, yeah.
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He just called, he said
we could talk about Bushy today!
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Come on! I'll break the surface tension.
Follow the slipstream.
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Alright, here's the plan, OK?
We go into HQ, and we go,
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"Oi, listen up, cunts, Bushy's death
was sus as fuck, OK?
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We reckon he was definitely
investigating something,
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and that's what got him killed."
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And then we go, "You lot have
obviously been too busy
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sitting around,
licking your own fuckin' dickholes
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to see what's been happening here,
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so you need to tootle-fuck
and let us run the case.
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Capisce? Or comprende?"
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-Uh-huh.
-Mmm.
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Let's give those lazy cunts a razz!
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-Hey!
-Ow!
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-Fuck's sake, Collins, that's...
liquid gold! -That was not...
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I didn't think that you were doing
what you ended up doing!
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-I didn't know you were gonna dance!
-[Eddie speaks indistinctly]
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[Dulcie] Can you tell me
if my ponytail is straight?
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-[Eddie] Straight as it can get
for a lesbian. -[Dulcie] Oh, don't do that.
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Look, there's no easy way to say this,
but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
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The bullet they found in his skull
matched ballistics,
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which confirmed that it was discharged
from his own service weapon.
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I am... I'm terribly sorry.
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Nah. Nah.
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Someone got the... wrong end of the dick
with that one. [laughs]
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Ah, well, the brief from
Bushy's psychologist
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also said that
he was struggling with depression,
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uh, hypertension, complex PTSD,
suicidal ideation.
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Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
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Everyone talks about blowing
their brains out after a few beers.
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That's just a regular Friday night,
isn't it?
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Ah, there was also a note.
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Yeah, his wife, Holly, found it
when she was packing up the home.
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Um, you were mentioned,
Detective Redcliffe. Uh...
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Look, I know how rough this is.
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I went through the same thing
with my police partner 10 years ago,
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and I did not cope.
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You know, I started drinking.
I got heavily into capoeira.
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You know what, that's probably just
a note from some other time, I think.
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There was another time?
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Well, no, he's dated it and initialled it,
so it's quite thorough, really.
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You know what, I'm just going to take this
and, um, and give it a read. Ta, Colby.
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-Alright, would you like some comfort?
-No, I'm fine, I'm fine!
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-I can come with you and-
-I'm fine. I can read now, so...
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Oh, dear. Look, we can offer the detective
counselling or leave,
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a support dog... a therapy puppet!
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Well, HR's really
pushing the puppets at the moment,
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it's just probably less training,
that's all.
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[woman, over loudspeaker]
Well, folks, the dry season's over
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and the rains are coming,
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so that means it's time
for our Build Up sale.
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We've got tankinis, monokinis,
cut-outs, faux-kinis...
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[melancholy music plays]
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[Eddie sighs]
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[ticking, hissing]
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[Culkin] So, um,
so you and your husband-
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Uh, my wife.
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Oh! Right? Yeah.
No, well, that's good too.
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Better, actually. You know, I voted yes.
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So, now the Bushman case
has been, uh, resolved,
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will you be heading back to Tassie?
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Ah, no plans to go back, no.
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No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
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I could pivot to the missing
Swedish backpackers case.
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Oh, um...
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Yeah, well, Detective Blunt's
leading Taskforce Hammare.
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OK, alright.
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Well, I've tried
suggesting people for his team before
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and I think Blunt's
commitment to diversity
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only stretches as far as
a bloke who wears contact lenses.
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-Right, right.
-Yeah, so, uh...
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backpacker team's
a shut shop, unfortunately.
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Uh-huh.
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Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
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You know, incredible beaches.
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Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
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with the crocs and the jellyfish
and the undetonated World War II bombs.
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Yeah, but there's waterfalls,
they're spectacular.
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-[Cath] Bushy took his own life?
-[Dulcie] Yes, he did.
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Oh, that's awful. How's Eddie?
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[thud]
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Got any king pythons?
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Only in jumbo packets.
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Fuck!
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Does she have any family here?
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-Like a support network?
-No.
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Uh, we saw Holly
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and she handed Eddie
that box of Bushy stuff
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and said she never wanted to hear from
anyone in Territory Police ever again.
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Oh. Well, I'm glad
Eddie's been offered counselling.
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She needs a therapist. Maybe someone
who specialises in ADHD in young boys.
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Did you want to enter the competition
for Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza?
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The Golden Barra's 200k this year.
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No.
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Or you can sign up for
the Bashnanza raffle and win a jet ski.
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It's got a swim platform and a cover
and stuff and whatever.
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Alright, hand it over. Fuck.
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OK, so what's the plan now?
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-We have noodles and...
-No, no, the plan-plan,
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besides going to a waterfall.
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Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
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No, not work, sexy. Life!
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[gasps] Let's drive around Australia.
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Fern is with her grandma's in Sydney
and I've left all my book clubs.
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Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians.
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It's either a road trip
or we run for parliament
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and I could get into surfing
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and you could get into...
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something weather-y.
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Oh, you could be like a storm chaser
like Helen Hunt.
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You love the weather! And I could
get some of those rubber boots
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so you don't get electrocuted.
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Cath, I'm... feeling...
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-with my feelings that-
-Yeah.
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Yeah, OK. Yeah, I need to...
The rubber boots can wait...
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-Yes. OK.
-...can't they? Yeah.
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'Cause we need to focus on
what's important right now
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and that is Eddie, isn't it?
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-Yes.
-She needs our love and our support
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and a float at a waterfall
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that's only a little bit croccy.
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What's "a little bit croccy"?
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Yeah, so I signed us up to win a jet ski.
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-OK.
-Yeah.
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We've just got to beat a bloke
called Lloyd Reynolds
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who entered 48 times in a row. [chuckles]
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00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,200
-Uh, Eddie...
-Yeah, look, I owe you twos a sorry.
239
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,960
You know, for making you
put your life on hold
240
00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:17,799
and for dragging you all the way up here.
241
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,000
-No, no, no.
-It's fine.
242
00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:21,359
Collins, I'm sorry that
Bushy's investigation was a bust
243
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,559
and now you're up here in Darwin
for no good reason
244
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,679
and, you know,
you look like shit all the time
245
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,879
because of the humidity.
246
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,790
-Oh, no, the hives are clearing up.
-Her hair curl routine just needs tweaking.
247
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,120
Anyway, I'm going to piss off.
248
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,120
Let you get back to your gay marriage.
249
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,960
-What? You're going?
-Yeah, yeah.
250
00:11:36,961 --> 00:11:39,599
Got plenty of stuff to get onto.
Got this bag of snakes.
251
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,679
About to win a jet ski,
so that'll keep me busy.
252
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:45,080
Anyway, point is, this is the end.
The end of the friendship.
253
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,280
Oi, Allira, which way's the desert?
254
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,520
Righto.
255
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,320
Too-ra.
256
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,119
-[Cath] Eddie, wait!
-Nah, you're right.
257
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,679
-Dulcie, do something!
-[phone buzzing]
258
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,959
[Eddie] I'll get my sports bras
from the sleepy nook in the camper.
259
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,319
Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins.
260
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,799
-[Eddie] Cath, you got the keys?
-[Cath] No, Dulcie's got them.
261
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,999
Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
262
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,999
[Cath] Eddie, just wait!
We can talk about this.
263
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,680
We're at a petrol station in...
264
00:12:08,681 --> 00:12:10,199
-[Cath] Dicks River.
-Dicks River.
265
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,399
[Cath] Oh, no, no!
Dirks River.
266
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,519
Uh, Dirk, no, Dirks River.
There's no dicks.
267
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,840
There's... It's not... Uh...
268
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,120
How can I help you?
How can we help?
269
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,280
[eerie music]
270
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,920
[indistinct chatter]
271
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,920
[indistinct]
272
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,410
[woman] Yeah, we're from Melbourne.
We're just...
273
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,360
Right.
274
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,320
Does Barra Creek get many body parts
lodged inside dead reptiles?
275
00:12:46,321 --> 00:12:49,279
-How am I supposed to fuckin' know?
-Do you think it's male or female?
276
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,799
I don't know how this croc identified.
277
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,400
Oh, don't be smart! I meant the arm.
278
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,800
I know what you meant.
279
00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:56,199
Just don't want to get dragged into
280
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,279
your fuckin' who, what, when, where,
who bullshit.
281
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,840
I put the police tape up.
282
00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:02,679
I stopped a grey nomad from
taking a picture of the arm on her iPad.
283
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,240
I've done plenty. OK?
284
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,480
Come on, let's go!
285
00:13:05,481 --> 00:13:07,959
Look, if we run fast enough, we can
catch up with Cath at the waterfall.
286
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,799
No, Superintendent Culkin asked us
to assist the local senior sergeant
287
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,599
until homicide get here.
Don't make that face.
288
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,080
Well, he is not my boss.
289
00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:15,839
And neither are you. So, stiff clitties.
290
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,679
-Stiff clitties? Oh, lovely.
-[Amber] Nup. Pussy's crack with this!
291
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,600
-I want a word with you lot.
-Oh, hey.
292
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,320
Uh, I gotta go piss.
293
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,720
No! You just went.
294
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,390
I've got a UTI, OK?
It's like fire ants in my urethra.
295
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,680
Oi, listen.
296
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,279
-You cops need to fuck off.
-[Dulcie] Behind the tape, ma'am and sir.
297
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,719
We got a tour coming through here in 45,
and I'm not cancelling.
298
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,599
I've already had to refund
that mouth from Melbourne
299
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,879
'cause Leon vommed on her shoes.
300
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,840
-$55.
-Well, no, no.
301
00:13:37,841 --> 00:13:40,599
We will not leave, ma'am,
because this is a crime scene.
302
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,600
This is not a crime scene.
This is my private property.
303
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,800
How dare you?
304
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,960
What the fuck are you doing here?
305
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,000
I'm not here. I'm not me. So...
306
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,479
You think I wouldn't recognise you,
307
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,759
coming in here
behind those bloodshit polarised lenses?
308
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,559
-Hey, they're ombre!
-Sorry, what is happening?
309
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,239
You need to fuck off!
She's barred from here.
310
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,000
OK? My dad barred her from here.
311
00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:01,079
-Pat, Pat! She's barred from here.
-[Eddie] Yeah, yeah.
312
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,200
[Pat] Eddie.
313
00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:03,479
-Fuck.
-[Amber] It's not on, Pat!
314
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,759
-Get her out.
-I didn't recognise you! Welcome home.
315
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,160
What do you mean "welcome home"?
"Home" as in home, home?
316
00:14:09,161 --> 00:14:10,919
-You're from Barra Creek?
-No, no, no.
317
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,559
Remember the last time I saw you?
You probably don't.
318
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,520
-Rolling drunk, she was.
-OK, yeah.
319
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,279
[Pat] Out on the highway with some dog.
320
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,760
Having a fight with a tree.
321
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,080
-How long you home for?
-I'm not home, OK?
322
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,360
I hate this fuckin' town.
323
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,239
I hope it slides into the river
next time it fuckin' rains.
324
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,759
Well, piss off, then,
before Dad comes back
325
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,719
-and you become the fuckin' crime scene.
-[sirens wail]
326
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,199
Oh, great! Look, the jizz squad
has arrived. That's perfect timing.
327
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,439
Pat, It's been lovely.
Good luck with your life.
328
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,200
Have a great one. And, uh, Amber,
329
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,690
-you can suck a fuck.
-[Amber] You fuckin' shit!
330
00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:40,479
-[Eddie] Collins, meet you in the car park.
I'm calling Cath. -[Pat] Who's this?
331
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,600
It's not the Dirks River boys.
332
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,360
[Dulcie] That's Detective Blunt.
333
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,720
He's on the backpacker case.
334
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,400
What's he doing here?
335
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,520
[man 1] Alright. Clear the scene.
We've got it from here.
336
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,600
[men chatter indistinctly]
337
00:14:54,641 --> 00:14:57,439
[man 2] Rangers have arrived.
338
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,570
[Blunt] Get them to cut the crock open.
There'll be more inside.
339
00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:04,759
What size are these
tiny girl gloves, Steve?
340
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,199
-[Steve] Small to medium.
-Fuckin' small to medium. Fuck!
341
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,120
Steve, you got that photo?
342
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,250
Alright.
343
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,160
Yep, I called it.
344
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,770
The arm's got the same tattoo, see?
Both lavender.
345
00:15:15,771 --> 00:15:18,399
That's her flower tattoo. It's Ebba.
It's Ebba's arm.
346
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,199
Swedish girls got eaten.
They got eaten by crocs.
347
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,250
[man] 100%, 100%.
348
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,520
Put that on ice. Send it to the fianc�.
349
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,599
-Where's my phone?
I'm calling the senator. -Detective?
350
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,879
-[Blunt] Hello, mate. Yes, as suspected.
-[Dulcie] Detective.
351
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,639
-[Blunt] Yeah. Shit news.
-Sorry, can I...
352
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,159
-Detective?
-I'll tell you what, if you call for that croc cull, Senator,
353
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,319
I'm going to back you 200%, mate.
Yeah, you have my...
354
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,760
Hang on, Russ, sorry.
355
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,600
-Got a tourist here.
-Oh.
356
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,640
-This is a crime scene.
-Yes, I know. I'm Detective Collins.
357
00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,559
Superintendent Culkin
called me in to assist.
358
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,040
That pinko greenie?
'Course he fuckin' did.
359
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,280
Senator, sorry. Can I call you back, mate?
Thank you.
360
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,359
So you think that that arm belongs to
one of the Swedish backpackers?
361
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,240
No, don't think. I know.
362
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,200
Right. Yes, right.
363
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,080
Well, I worked as a detective
for 15 years,
364
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,450
and I just completed
five years in Tasmania,
365
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,160
so if an extra pair of hands is needed
366
00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:05,559
to figure out the victim's last movements,
I can absolutely-
367
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,680
-Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
-Yes, yes.
368
00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:09,399
-What's your name again?
-Dulcie Collins.
369
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,760
-F... You're that Deadlake bird.
-Ah...
370
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,719
You know you're the talk
of the group chat.
371
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,679
How you fucked up an investigation
so royally
372
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,440
you got three innocent men killed?
373
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,320
One of them was a serial killer, actually.
374
00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:23,759
Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer,
but I don't need any help.
375
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,519
You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's
fuckin' stretched-out attic twin.
376
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,360
Have a good one.
OK, boys, we've got to do this presser.
377
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,999
What do you reckon, aviators on or off?
378
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,270
-[man 1] On.
-[man 2] 100%.
379
00:16:33,271 --> 00:16:35,159
[Blunt] Yeah, I reckoned on.
I reckoned on.
380
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,360
[man 2] Yeah, 100%.
381
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,400
[men all repeat agreement]
382
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,600
[hums tune]
383
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,239
[man] So, which croc was it, then, Mik?
384
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,639
I don't know which one it is, Isaac,
it's too busted up.
385
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,719
Is it a bull from
another part of the river?
386
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,000
Like Whopper from Dirks River?
Or Cyclops or Dunker?
387
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:54,479
[Mik] Working in that nightclub
busted your ear bones, cuz.
388
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,479
I already said I don't know.
Whoever he is, he's fuckin' massive.
389
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,399
-[Isaac] Maybe it was Megamouth?
-[Mik] Oh, my God, shut up!
390
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,960
[horn beeps, music plays loudly]
391
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,640
Cath! Finally!
392
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,560
-Eddie.
-Ugh.
393
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,480
If this is about me not telling you
I was from here... Fuck me!
394
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,279
Not even three hours in this rat hole,
it's already taken its toll.
395
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,719
What happened to you, Collins?
Look like the bones of Rasputin.
396
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,159
-Nothing happened.
-Drink water.
397
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,079
Sorry I'm late!
I got caught talking to lesbians.
398
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,119
There were so many of them,
and they were all so beautiful.
399
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,360
Waterfalls, I mean.
400
00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:32,799
There were only two confirmed lesbians,
and they were both very sunburnt.
401
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,720
OK. Alright, Cath, let's get out of here.
402
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,679
There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club
with my arse's name on it.
403
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,359
[Cath] Oh, no, no,
we can't drive anywhere.
404
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,479
The camper van company said we're not
allowed to drive on the highway after dark
405
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,000
'cause of the buffaloes.
406
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,920
But I've booked us into the Barra Creek
Caravan Park for the night.
407
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,680
Fuck!
408
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,640
What? Have you stayed there before?
409
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,360
Are the toilets bad?
410
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,040
[drone whirs loudly]
411
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,319
[reporter]
But first, a sad update
412
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,159
in the search for
the missing Swedish backpackers,
413
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,320
with lead detective Michael Blunt
addressing media earlier this evening.
414
00:18:22,321 --> 00:18:24,439
We believe that
Swedish backpacker Ebba Ehrling
415
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,160
was the victim of a croc attack.
416
00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:28,439
We also believe
that it's only a matter of time
417
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,640
before we recover the remains
of one Astrid Ahlberg.
418
00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:34,999
It's pretty clear that Ebba went
into the water at Crossley's Crossing
419
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,280
at some time,
probably having a skinny dip.
420
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,640
Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull croc.
421
00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:41,559
And then that bull croc
has choked on her arm
422
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,999
and floated upstream to Barra Creek,
where it was discovered.
423
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,600
[man] We need to
start culling the bastards.
424
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,240
The Swedes?
425
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,560
No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit!
The bloody crocs.
426
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,720
They've taken over.
They'll be walking on land next.
427
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,800
OK, my love!
428
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,930
Is Eddie joining us?
429
00:18:57,931 --> 00:19:00,679
I got us the emu and kangaroo sausages.
They're the house special.
430
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,560
OK, so the pub has new owners,
Lynn and Mary.
431
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,639
Both straight for now,
but life's long, isn't it?
432
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,200
Mm-hm, it is.
433
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,440
Is that Eddie?
434
00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:11,279
Oh, my God, look at her!
Look at her little topknot, Dulce!
435
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,920
Aw!
436
00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:14,479
I know she doesn't
have any family in town.
437
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,919
Is there anyone she wants to catch up
with while we're here?
438
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,880
We could throw a barbecue.
We just need a barbecue.
439
00:19:19,881 --> 00:19:21,679
Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue.
440
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,639
-Is that the backpackers?
-Yeah, Lynn said they worked here.
441
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,800
[eerie music plays]
442
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,760
I wonder where Eddie's got to.
443
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,920
[car approaches, "Slice Of Heaven" plays]
444
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,760
[woman] G'day, everyone.
445
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,400
So Mary and I have decided that bingo
will go ahead tonight,
446
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,760
but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebba's
honour, which is nice.
447
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,439
[man] No-one likes your effing bingo.
448
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,360
Oi! Take a bingo sheet out of respect
for the dead bird,
449
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,080
or Lynn won't be
driving you to dialysis next week.
450
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,600
What are you drawing?
451
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,400
Oh, nothing. That's a...
452
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,080
That's a train.
453
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,840
[Dulcie clears throat]
454
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,360
If that's a train, you need an MRI.
It looks like an arm.
455
00:20:14,361 --> 00:20:16,599
Dulce, what's going on?
I promise I won't freak out.
456
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,159
I'm doing so much work on myself
at the moment
457
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,640
I've basically evolved into a cosmic head.
458
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,400
Oh, look, Cath,
459
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,240
Blunt made an ID on the arm today
460
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,400
without any forensics input.
461
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,880
Just based on a tattoo on an arm
462
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,760
that had been used as
a reptile's chew toy.
463
00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:36,999
-Do you think it's Ebba's tattoo?
-Uh, I don't know. I don't know.
464
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,839
But it's frustrating I don't have access
to the crime scene photos
465
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,520
'cause I'm not working the case.
466
00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:44,919
You see, Blunt said that the backpackers
were last seen at Crossley's Crossing,
467
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,720
but look at that mural over there!
468
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,920
How did the arm travel to Barra Creek?
469
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,640
We're 50km upstream.
470
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,360
[Mary] Last call for bingo!
471
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,000
Cath, what if the arm
doesn't belong to Ebba?
472
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,120
What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
473
00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:00,119
Those missing women
could still be out there,
474
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:04,480
and that's to say nothing of the actual
person whose arm was found today.
475
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,480
What about them? The way this is
being investigated is just not right.
476
00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:10,519
Do you remember what I said
in our marriage vows?
477
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,800
Yes, I do remember, because
all four of our parents were there.
478
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,960
I said your sense of justice
is my favourite thing about you,
479
00:21:16,961 --> 00:21:18,439
aside from your perfect clit.
480
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,640
Yeah, and then a month later,
my dad died.
481
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,200
Yeah, look, if you think there's something
wrong here, you need to go for it.
482
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,120
We'll just keep checking in. OK?
483
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,840
[Mary] Ah, before
I get on the bingo balls,
484
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:35,240
we'll have a minute's silence
for Astrid and Ebba.
485
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,840
I'll use a timer on my phone.
486
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,640
OK, and... go.
487
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:50,400
[phone dings]
488
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,040
Oh, uh...
489
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,800
Sorry, my bad there.
490
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,880
[footsteps approach]
491
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,040
[Dulcie, breathlessly] Eddie!
492
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,240
Collins? What are you doing?
493
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,800
I'm running to you.
494
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,320
Why are you so fuckin' slow?
495
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,240
Oh, Christ. I'm overheating.
496
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,800
I am like a computer on a lap.
497
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,000
How does anyone move up here?
The air is thicker than Clag!
498
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,800
[sighs] Listen, Blunt has
made the wrong ID on that arm.
499
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,800
-I can feel it.
-No, no.
500
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,759
What you're feeling is
a very, very bad case of tit thrush.
501
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,079
No, that... OK, well,
that was not Cath's story to tell.
502
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,130
I saw the cream.
503
00:22:55,131 --> 00:22:57,199
No, well, the fungal infection
under my breasts
504
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,080
is totally irrelevant right now. Look.
505
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,080
Look, the tattoos don't match.
506
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,560
Ebba's tattoo is lavender and violet,
and the victim's tattoo is...
507
00:23:05,561 --> 00:23:08,719
I mean, I don't know exactly what that is,
but I think there's legs involved.
508
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,200
But the point is,
the arm from the river isn't Ebba's.
509
00:23:12,201 --> 00:23:13,879
I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
510
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,800
No. I don't have anything on my hands.
511
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,920
Yeah? Some rando wants to go for a swim
512
00:23:17,921 --> 00:23:20,599
in a river filled with
reptilian death puppies, not my problem.
513
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,159
OK, right.
Well, I am sending you the photo.
514
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,679
-No! Don't send me-
-No, I'm sending it.
515
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,520
I am sending you the photo.
516
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,000
And there. It's sent.
517
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,080
Was that your phone?
518
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,120
Oh, well, that was very silly, Eddie.
519
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,520
That was just a silly, silly thing to do.
520
00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:37,359
-How are you going to make calls now?
-I don't care.
521
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,639
I'm not going to make a fuckin' call.
522
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,519
I won't make a call
ever again in my whole fuckin' life.
523
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,280
Just... Come on.
524
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,720
[sighs] Right.
525
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,000
I understand not...
526
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:55,600
Look, I understand not wanting
to spend time in your hometown.
527
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,750
I grew up in Canberra,
and I didn't have many friends either,
528
00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,359
-mostly 'cause of...
-No, I had many friends.
529
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,680
...mostly 'cause of our 8pm curfew,
and we prayed a lot.
530
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,120
But...
531
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,960
we can't walk away from this.
532
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,200
Watch me. I'll make it
fuckin' jaunty for you.
533
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,440
[sings]
? Agadoo-doo-doo...
534
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,640
Eddie!
535
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,760
? Do ya see me walk away?
536
00:24:16,761 --> 00:24:19,119
-? Agadoo-doo-doo...
-This community deserves answers!
537
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:22,800
Mate! There is no community
in Barra Creek, OK?
538
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,280
A full arm showed up,
but did anybody report a missing person?
539
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,720
Nup. No-one in this town gives a shit
about anything or anyone.
540
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,040
OK, fine. That's fine, Eddie.
You go back to Darwin.
541
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:36,599
-You drink your coke.
-Hoon around on my new jet ski.
542
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,270
Oh, yeah, hoon around on your new jet ski
that you will absolutely not win.
543
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,880
But I am staying here
544
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,680
because I owe it to this John Doe
to at least try and ID them.
545
00:24:45,681 --> 00:24:48,719
Besides, what else am I going to do?
Huh? I'm going to go to Alice Springs?
546
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,480
It is a lesbian social worker vortex!
547
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,840
It will suck Cath in
and never let her go.
548
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,560
[horn blares]
549
00:24:56,221 --> 00:24:59,759
Your ears stuffed with big fat balls?
550
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,480
I told you to fuck off.
551
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,840
I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, OK?
So you can fuckin' fuck off.
552
00:25:04,841 --> 00:25:08,999
From Dad's Best Best billboard right down
to the Drowsy Driver Roadside Trivia sign,
553
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,680
this is my family's.
554
00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:12,279
Barra Creek is Darrell country,
555
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,119
and you're not welcome after what you did.
556
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,000
Ugh. I didn't fuckin' do anything.
557
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,480
-You put a croc in Dad's ute!
-Oh, come on!
558
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,280
It was a one-meter freshie, OK?
That was croc justice.
559
00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:23,319
And it wasn't even big enough
to bite his hand.
560
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,159
And you know what?
He deserved it after what he did.
561
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,320
What did he do?
562
00:25:26,321 --> 00:25:28,039
-None of your business.
-Don't worry about it.
563
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,120
You tried to kill him.
564
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,560
Don fuckin' bulldozed
a roadside memorial to my mum
565
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,480
so he could widen his driveway
by 70 centimetres!
566
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,120
Yeah, so he could get the truck in
to get the new shed in to put the boat in.
567
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,479
You're rat dogs.
You bunch of you, fuckin' rat dogs.
568
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,880
At 7:35am, I'm doing the daycare drop-off
at Kroccy Kidz with a Z.
569
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,600
When I come back through here
for the iced coffees,
570
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,160
I better not see you, yeah?
571
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,760
My family run this town.
572
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,440
What town?
573
00:25:53,441 --> 00:25:56,519
It's just a fuckin' pub, a police station,
and a fuckin' bin.
574
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,679
Yeah, well, the joke's on you, shithead,
'cause we've got two bins now!
575
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,719
Oh, OK, cool.
Guess what else you've got two of?
576
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,840
This one and this one.
Fuckin' sit on that.
577
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,640
-Piss off!
-Yeah, tell Don to sit on it, too!
578
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,520
Sit on a big one,
you giant piece of shit people-mover!
579
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,720
Fuckin'... shit car.
580
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,120
Sorry about your mum's memorial.
581
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,160
Why? You didn't drive over it
with a Komatsu.
582
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,290
Here.
583
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,110
Is that why you didn't tell me Barra Creek
was your hometown,
584
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,120
because of your mum and...
585
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,760
putting a crocodile
in that gentleman's car?
586
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,320
Yeah, because this town
is full of shit cunts like the Darrells
587
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,960
who just do whatever the fuck they want.
588
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,280
Sometimes I think the only form of justice
they understand is
589
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,720
Oh, well, we can do away with
the courts, then.
590
00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:48,719
Hang on, shut up. Where'd you get these?
591
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,920
Ah, um, a journo sent them to me.
592
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,440
They were on the boat.
593
00:26:52,441 --> 00:26:54,999
They're the one that vomited
on the passenger's sandals.
594
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,520
They be-beeped it to my phone.
There was a be-beeping sound.
595
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,240
That's not a croc bite.
596
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,560
-What?
-Crocs' teeth don't cut like that.
597
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,080
They just thrash you around
till you're in chunks
598
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,120
so they can swallow you.
599
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,840
That's been chopped off.
600
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,520
Fuck!
601
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,600
It's a fuckin' homicide.
602
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,080
Oh, that's fuckin' great, isn't it?
603
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,400
Now we're looking for a missing person
and a fuckin' killer.
604
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,440
-Fuck.
-We?
605
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,450
Yeah.
606
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,200
Yeah, fuck this town. Fuck...
Fuck the lot of them.
607
00:27:37,201 --> 00:27:39,319
I'm like herpes.
I can leave when I fuckin' want.
608
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,000
So that's... That's a yes?
609
00:27:41,001 --> 00:27:43,399
-Yes, yes, fucking yes.
-Yes? You are going to say yes?
610
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,120
-Yes! Yes!
-Hey! Ow.
611
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:48,199
Great. I'll call the superintendent
first thing in the morning,
612
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,080
and we'll get the proper permissions.
613
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,210
Suck job.
614
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,199
Well, that's just
standard procedure, Eddie.
615
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,440
-You're such a cop.
-You're a cop too.
616
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,080
Yeah, but I'm, like, a cool cop.
617
00:27:57,081 --> 00:28:00,239
[Dulcie] So you're still sleeping
in the camper with us tonight?
618
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,760
[Eddie] Yeah, 'course!
Sleeping in my nook.
619
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,880
That's where my bag of undies is.
620
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,640
[tense music plays]
621
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,120
[bats chitter]
622
00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:28,359
-Guess what I had for dinner?
-[dog barking]
623
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,960
I don't know. Falafel?
624
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,680
No, Aunty Mary gave us ice-cream
625
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,050
because Mum was cutting up
a dead crocodile!
626
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,600
-[kid] Hello. Boss!
-What?
627
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,400
-Did you say a dead crocodile?
-Yeah, a big one.
628
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,000
What's your mum do for a job?
She a butcher?
629
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,320
She's a ranger.
630
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,400
-She got me this fishing shirt.
-Oh! That is a very good shirt.
631
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,000
What's that?
That drawing on the billboard?
632
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,000
Um, that's... that's a rocket
633
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,880
that is taking off into the sky.
634
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,840
Did your mum say
if she found anything else in that croc?
635
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,970
Yeah!
636
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,200
Well, what was it?
637
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,640
Hey, kid!
638
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,080
What was inside the crocodile?
639
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,080
[reads German]
640
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,040
[Eddie] Collins!
641
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,990
-Collins!
-Oh, good, you can help me.
642
00:29:15,991 --> 00:29:18,359
Cath's left the instructions for how to
disconnect the sewer hose,
643
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,920
but they're in German and I-
644
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,400
Ow!
645
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,000
Where did you get that?
646
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,960
This? It's my steed.
It's a rental. Cost me a bomb.
647
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,000
OK, well, um,
I spoke to the superintendent.
648
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:31,439
Forensics called this morning
649
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,719
and they confirmed that
the arm belongs to a male.
650
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,359
I still think the tattoo is of legs,
651
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,160
maybe bird's legs,
because they bend backwards.
652
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,000
Blunt is off on a new lead.
653
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,360
Apparently Astrid and Ebba interacted with
a man at the Dirks River service station
654
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,320
and they're trying to locate him now.
655
00:29:46,321 --> 00:29:48,359
So we have been given the green light
to investigate.
656
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,119
Good, 'cause I reckon the murderer
fed the John Doe to their pet croc.
657
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,839
So we just need to disconnect this thing
658
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,880
and, if it doesn't spray effluent
everywhere, we can go.
659
00:29:56,881 --> 00:29:58,399
Sorry, did you say a "pet croc"?
660
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,439
-Yeah.
-[man] Morning!
661
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,240
-[both] Morning!
-Bit hot up here.
662
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,960
-Is it?
-Yeah, steamier than a Bangkok laundromat.
663
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,680
[all laugh]
664
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,120
[Eddie] Yeah, good on ya.
665
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,320
[man laughs]
666
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,480
Yeah, the croc from yesterday
had no more body parts in it.
667
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,480
Its guts were just filled with chickens.
100% chickens!
668
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:17,839
The point is, with a diet like that,
the dead croc is probably someone's pet.
669
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,000
What? Who would keep a crocodile
as a pet?
670
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,400
Heaps of people up here do!
671
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,680
I know two in Barra Creek.
672
00:30:23,681 --> 00:30:25,519
To what end?
What do you do with a pet crocodile?
673
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,039
-You teach it to heel.
-[woman] Morning!
674
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,880
-[both] Morning!
-Gosh, it's hot.
675
00:30:28,881 --> 00:30:31,679
-That's correct. Yeah.
-Oh, yeah, I could steam a dumpling in my cooch.
676
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:36,520
I reckon that the killer has fed the arm
of the John Doe to their pet croc,
677
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,080
but then the croc has choked on it
and carked it.
678
00:30:39,081 --> 00:30:40,879
And so the killer's just
dumped him in the river.
679
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,039
So, I'm going to check on
the two pet crocs, see if one is missing.
680
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:48,800
If I can identify the croc from the river,
then we find our killer.
681
00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:50,279
[imitates motorbike engine revving]
682
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,480
What? No, that is not our priority, Eddie!
683
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,280
Forget about the croc.
We need to ID our victim and...
684
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,320
And what about the sewer pump?
Eddie, that is a two-person job!
685
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,080
-Morning.
-Yes, it's hot.
686
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,320
Sorry, Lynn. Sorry.
687
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,200
I saved that Coat of Arms for you.
688
00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:06,919
-Sorry, my what?
-Your house special from last night.
689
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,310
-The one you didn't eat.
-Oh.
690
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,570
We named it the Coat of Arms
'cause of the roo and the emu sausages.
691
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,720
[door bangs]
692
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,160
Oh.
693
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,560
Sorry. I haven't...
694
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,600
Hey, sorry, someone's still in here
and that's accidentally locked!
695
00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:43,799
[rattling door] Hello?
696
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,040
OK.
697
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,120
Oh, my God.
698
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,760
[mouths]
699
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,040
[softly] Hey.
700
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,360
[man] Alright! How youse all going?
701
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,120
Welcome to the 11am
crocodile feeding experience.
702
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:31,240
As youse know from me socials,
I am DJ Darrell, #CrocGod.
703
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,279
And our pet King
who's in that pool behind me
704
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280
was caught by my dad Don.
705
00:32:35,281 --> 00:32:37,799
He's the largest croc
ever recorded in Australia,
706
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,440
so suck shit Land of Crocs,
size does matter!
707
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,570
[laughs]
708
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,360
[chuckles] Yeah.
709
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,960
Alright, let's give him some food.
710
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,660
Yeah! Clap your hands, that's it.
711
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,680
Bring out the beast!
712
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,600
Hey, hey! Alright. There we go!
713
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,360
Go on, clap louder.
714
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,520
King only comes when you clap.
715
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,090
-Oh, here he is, King of the river.
-[audience member] Oh, there it is!
716
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,320
Fuck.
717
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,050
-[DJ] So who here wants to chuck a chook?
-[man] I do!
718
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,160
Bum. Where are your names?
719
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,320
[sighs]
720
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,200
-[door opens]
-Alright, you done yet?
721
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,400
Sorry, you knew that I was in here?
722
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,680
I'm shutting up. Gotta get to the doc's.
I've got piss in my blood.
723
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,120
-Alright.
-Wait, just one second.
724
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,960
Sorry, do you know any of these men?
725
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,160
Yeah, of course I bloody know them. Out.
726
00:33:26,161 --> 00:33:28,799
Um, could you tell me their names
or where I might find them?
727
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,960
Christ.
728
00:33:30,961 --> 00:33:32,799
There's Barry, he's in a nursing home.
729
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,560
That Don bastard's still around.
730
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,280
Trevor Stutchberry
died a couple of years ago.
731
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,800
Frank McCallister's in jail.
732
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,080
And that one is dead, probably.
733
00:33:41,081 --> 00:33:43,399
-Probably?
-Well, he went missing, didn't he?
734
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,520
Do you remember his name?
735
00:33:45,521 --> 00:33:48,039
I don't bloody know.
He was in the papers, wasn't he?
736
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,520
-Was he? Why?
-Because he went bloody missing.
737
00:33:50,521 --> 00:33:52,839
Right, I've had enough
of your questions! Out.
738
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,080
Um...
739
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,640
-Out.
-No, I don't have my shoes, please.
740
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,770
Thank you.
741
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,720
[Dulcie] He went missing.
742
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,160
-Lloyd.
-Sorry?
743
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,560
The bloke in the photo.
744
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,159
Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
745
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,920
Christ, keep up, girl.
746
00:34:20,551 --> 00:34:23,359
[Eddie, over phone]
Collins?
747
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,198
Eddie, I think I know
who the arm belongs to...
748
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:26,198
What?
749
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,479
[Dulcie]
It's Lloyd Reynolds.
750
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,999
The jet-ski guy from the petrol station.
I'm headed there now to try to ID him.
751
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,880
Fuck off, you hovercunt!
752
00:34:32,881 --> 00:34:35,439
-And then I'll come and get you!
-Yeah, cool. I'm not listening.
753
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,759
Hey, the Darrells' pet croc King
is still alive,
754
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,519
so I've got one more place to check out.
755
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,600
-[beeping]
-Collins? Collins?
756
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,239
-Fuck off!
-[drone whirs loudly]
757
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,360
[indistinct]
758
00:34:47,361 --> 00:34:50,158
[Allira] Yeah, it's a promotion.
I have to mention the promotion
759
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:53,239
and two packs of Fruity Juice for $2
is a good deal.
760
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,880
-So are you sure you don't want it?
-So sure. I'm really sure.
761
00:34:56,881 --> 00:34:59,959
Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet
because the competition is closed.
762
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,039
Yeah, I don't want to
enter the competition.
763
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,440
I just want to confirm the identity
of one of the entrants.
764
00:35:05,441 --> 00:35:07,239
I think he might be a missing person.
765
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,200
[sighs and groans]
766
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,440
Oh, my God.
767
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,960
Ah!
768
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,800
Thank you, Allira. Thank you.
769
00:35:16,801 --> 00:35:21,079
[Allira] Are you sure you don't want
two packs of Fruity Juice for $2?
770
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,000
I'm so sure.
This man here, Lloyd Reynolds,
771
00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:25,839
is there any chance that you remember him?
772
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,879
Yeah, I remember him 'cause the bank
told me to cut up his credit card.
773
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,199
Right, and this is
his phone number here, is it?
774
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,080
Yeah, 48 times in a row.
775
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,720
OK, OK, and that was Lloyd
on the end there, yes?
776
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,880
No.
777
00:35:36,881 --> 00:35:38,959
[Mary, on recording]
You've reached the Barra Creek Pub,
778
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,720
home of the famous Steak Cake.
For bookings, press 1...
779
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,520
Is this about the Swedish backpackers,
Elsa and Aspirin or whatever?
780
00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:47,479
'Cause I already
told those detectives this morning
781
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,919
about them and that Lloyd bloke.
782
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,119
Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man
the backpackers were seen with?
783
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,360
Yes.
784
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,120
They paid for their noodles
785
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,080
and his mobility scooter
786
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,040
and two packs of Fruity Juice for $2.
787
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,400
-Are you sure you don't want that?
-I don't want it. I don't want it.
788
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,560
-[sighs]
-OK.
789
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,080
Think they felt sorry for him
'cause he was old
790
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,399
and I cut up his credit card.
791
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,160
Right, and did they leave with him?
792
00:36:10,161 --> 00:36:11,959
No, they went in different directions.
793
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,159
He went to Barra Creek
and they went off to Crossley's Crossing.
794
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,280
Right, thank you so much.
795
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,520
Hang on a sec. That's Lloyd there.
796
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,360
[Dulcie] No, but that's...
797
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,920
[man]
Frank McCallister.
798
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,920
Priors include
crop poaching, drink-driving,
799
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,840
identity fraud and petty theft.
800
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,720
That him there?
801
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,280
Yes. Yep.
802
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,200
He's in prison.
803
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,960
How is Frank McCallister committing
identity fraud at a servo in Dirks River
804
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,200
if he's in prison?
805
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,160
Could he have been released early?
806
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,760
[sighs]
807
00:36:59,761 --> 00:37:02,439
He was released four days ago.
808
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,879
Right. OK, great.
Can I grab an address, please? Thank you.
809
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,280
You see the chat?
810
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,040
-Fucking funny. I'll get done for that.
-[laughs] Yeah.
811
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,040
-See you later.
-[door closes]
812
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,200
The address.
813
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,520
[brakes squeal]
814
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,480
[eerie music plays]
815
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,520
[exhales]
816
00:37:41,521 --> 00:37:46,279
[Sat Nav]
Continue straight along Dickie's Knob Road
817
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,679
for one and a half kilometres
818
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,519
and your destination will be on the right.
819
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,360
[beeping]
820
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,480
[beeping speed increases]
821
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,680
[turns off engine]
822
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,840
[tense music plays]
823
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,800
Lovely.
824
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,800
[exhales]
825
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,720
[woman] Thank you. That song
was called Red Flag. It was about my ex.
826
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,360
And this next one's called Dead Love.
It's about my ex.
827
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,490
[man] No!
828
00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:40,239
[Amber] Who the fuck
graffitied our billboard?
829
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,319
-Where's Spud? Where is he?
-[musician strums guitar]
830
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,960
Amber, we don't want any trouble.
831
00:38:43,961 --> 00:38:46,279
The pool table's still spongy
from the water damage
832
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,760
last time you guys went at it.
833
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,640
Oi! Spud!
834
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,080
-Did you do that?
-Oi, fuckstick!
835
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,720
Is that your cock and balls
on my dad's face?
836
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,080
-Nup.
-[stops playing]
837
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,840
Don't know nothing
about no cock and balls.
838
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,280
Always said your old man
was a massive cocksucker, though.
839
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,880
My dad is not gay!
840
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,550
-No-one in our family is gay!
-[DJ] Respect my dad!
841
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,160
He's the king of the river!
842
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,800
[eerie music plays]
843
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,280
Hello?
844
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,040
Mr McCallister?
845
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,800
Is anybody there?
846
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,450
Hello?
847
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,800
-[banging]
-Oh!
848
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,160
[exhales]
849
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,440
Hello?
850
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,560
[banging]
851
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,320
Oh, Christ, Eddie! Oh, God.
852
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,080
My heart is bloody Michael Flatley
right now!
853
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,400
What are you doing here?
854
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,640
[sniffles] He's dead.
855
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,560
Yeah.
856
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,560
Yeah, I think he is, too.
857
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,400
I loved that cheeky fucker.
858
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,880
Oh, no. God, Eddie, I didn't...
859
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,440
Oh. I didn't realise you knew him.
860
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,840
We grew up together.
861
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,760
He was a bloody good listener.
862
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,040
We used to have baths together.
863
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,000
He had the most beautiful...
864
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,840
...piss-yellow eyes.
865
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,280
I mean, I fed him a chook every morning.
866
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,600
[sniffles]
867
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,440
Sorry, who are you talking about?
868
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,040
Triple Pet!
869
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,320
The best croc in the Territory.
He's not in his cage.
870
00:41:00,321 --> 00:41:02,319
He must have been
who was dead in the river.
871
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,800
-Right.
-What...
872
00:41:03,801 --> 00:41:05,239
Who were you talking about?
873
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,000
Oh, the man who lived here,
Frank McCallister.
874
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,960
I think his arm was in the Triple Pet.
875
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,520
No. No, that's not possible.
876
00:41:15,521 --> 00:41:17,679
Well, he was released from prison
a few days ago.
877
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,870
I think someone might have killed him
when he arrived back here.
878
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,240
Eddie, you OK?
879
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,920
[gunshot]
880
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,720
-Christ, what...
-Fuck! Get down, get down!
881
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,560
[man] Get off my fucking property,
you fucking thief!
882
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,320
Fuck my ring, don't shoot!
883
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,400
[man] No! I bloody will!
884
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,480
-Oh, fuck up, mate!
-Eddie, stay down!
885
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,800
No, no, he's not going to shoot us.
886
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,800
He's my fucking dad!
887
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,360
Your dad is Frank McCallister?
888
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,920
Yeah, well, that's
one of his fucking names.
889
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,680
And he's not dead.
890
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,119
Yeah, he's fucking dead to me!
891
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,520
You're fucking dead to me, Edwina!
892
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,680
[men grunt]
893
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,160
Break it up, fellas. DJ!
894
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,720
Leave him. Leave him!
895
00:42:07,721 --> 00:42:09,639
[Amber] Get that dick and balls
off my dad's face!
896
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,260
[man] Get back, you croc fucker!
897
00:42:11,261 --> 00:42:13,519
[Amber] Come through, DJ!
He's going on the ship jetty!
898
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,239
[Pat] I need back-up at the jetty.
The Darrells are kicking off again.
899
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,640
No, hose, Lynn! It's not helpful!
900
00:42:18,641 --> 00:42:21,479
-Just tell me, and don't piss up my back.
.. -[Dulcie] Enough, Eddie!
901
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,760
...did you feed one of your mates
to Triple Pet
902
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,240
and dump him in the river?
903
00:42:25,241 --> 00:42:27,679
-No! I didn't dump Triple Pet
in the river. -Stop. OK.
904
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,359
-Somebody stole him, didn't they?
-Oh, that's fuckin' convenient, isn't it?
905
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,320
-Stop! OK!
-You shut your hole! -You shut your hole!
906
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,400
That croc's the son I never had!
907
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,830
That was my brother!
My fucking croc brother!
908
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,120
Shush both of your holes!
909
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,920
Frank, if you're not dead...
910
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,320
...then whose arm was in the crocodile?
911
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,660
Who else has your tattoo?
912
00:42:46,661 --> 00:42:49,039
[man shouts] Frank!
I've been listening to my scanner!
913
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,660
Mate, the fucking pigs are here!
914
00:42:50,661 --> 00:42:52,599
-Yeah, I can see that, can't I?
-[siren wails]
915
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,280
No, not Eddie!
916
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,680
Them!
917
00:42:55,681 --> 00:42:56,719
What the fuck?
918
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,519
-What the fuck's going on, Collins?
-I have no idea.
919
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,559
[officer, on megaphone] Frank McCallister,
you are wanted in relation to the abduction
920
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,879
of Ebba Ehrling and Astrid Ahlberg.
921
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,119
We know you took them from
the Dirks River petrol station, Frank.
922
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,639
-What the fuck?
-[Dulcie] No!
923
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,720
Detective, the cases aren't connected.
924
00:43:08,721 --> 00:43:12,639
The backpackers paid for his shopping
and they went in separate directions.
925
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,160
I knew you came back
to stitch me up again!
926
00:43:15,161 --> 00:43:17,199
-I didn't fucking stitch you up!
-[on megaphone] Frank!
927
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,560
Put your weapon down and put
your hands up where we can see them, now!
928
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,240
-Frank!
-[man] Come on, Frank! Run!
929
00:43:24,241 --> 00:43:25,959
-Fuck off!
-No, no, don't! Don't!
930
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,719
-[Eddie] Don't you go down to that jetty!
-[men shout indistinctly]
931
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,279
All teams with me! Go around this way.
We'll cut him off.
932
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,440
Eddie!
933
00:43:32,441 --> 00:43:36,799
Frank, you need to answer my questions!
What happened to Triple Pet?
934
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,560
Stop! Access denied, Eddie!
935
00:43:38,561 --> 00:43:40,919
-No, I'm getting on!
-[all shout indistinctly]
936
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,520
You can't come on! Piggies sink the boat!
937
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,240
Just get off! Get off, now! Off!
938
00:43:46,241 --> 00:43:47,959
-Get on board, for fuck's sake.
-Get on! Get on.
939
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,159
[officer, on megaphone]
McCallister, we have you surrounded.
940
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,840
Now's your chance to surrender.
941
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,320
[Eddie] Come on, Collins!
942
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,440
[Dulcie] OK, fine, but I will vomit.
943
00:43:55,441 --> 00:43:58,399
Oh, God, there was a splash in the water.
Eddie, there's a big splash!
944
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,639
It's probably a fucking bull shark.
Let me see.
945
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800
There's bull sharks too?!
946
00:44:02,801 --> 00:44:04,599
[Frank] Fuckin' fang it, Rog!
Jesus Christ!
947
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,039
[Amber] He's getting away in his boat!
948
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,640
Get off the jetty!
949
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,240
[DJ] Everyone, get on a boat!
950
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,080
Nobody get on a boat!
951
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,960
I told you my dad told you to fuck off!
952
00:44:12,961 --> 00:44:15,719
-Yeah, well, your dad can suck my dick.
-[shouting continues]
953
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,770
[Dulcie] Eddie!
954
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,080
Can everyone just shush it?
955
00:44:19,081 --> 00:44:21,439
There's something
definitely in the water here!
956
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,960
[Amber] The fuck is that?
957
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,160
Shut the fuck up!
958
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,200
Troy! Pole!
959
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,360
Fucking flip it!
960
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,490
Flip it!
961
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,600
-Dad!
-Dad!
962
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,800
[screaming]
963
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,520
[Amber, DJ and Troy scream and sob]
964
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,600
[theme music plays]
965
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,760
[music ends]
966
00:46:16,810 --> 00:46:21,360
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