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Great, Chrissy. Yeah, move around a little bit.

All right, yeah, lower the material.

Lower around. Spin around for me. Good. Yeah, quicker. Come on. Turn around.

Wonderful. Show me the material. Yeah, let it fly. That's great.

Wonderful. Now smile real big.

Great.

Great. Okay.

Guess what? I got an assignment from Playfile Magazine this morning. They

me to go out to the countryside, shoot some nature shots.

Oh, great.

Just like last year. We'll go out in the camper. What do you say?

I can go to the countryside and make some money at the same time. That's

You're wonderful, Chrissy. Let's wrap this up. Okay.

a message.

I promise I will respond to you as soon as I can.

Hi, Aunt. It's Kate. I'm taking three models to the wilderness tomorrow.

Let me know if you can come or I'll find somebody else.

Don't you dare take anybody else.

I'm coming.

So was I.

Great. We'll have a reunion.

Pick you up tomorrow.

See you then. Bye -bye.

Don't worry, honey. I'll make it up to you.

service. They said she's gone to Europe for a month.

Oh.

It's not going to be the same without her. I know.

Wait a minute. I know somebody.

Her name's Danielle.

Hello?

Chrissy?

Oh, I don't think so.

Well, I have this project to do.

In the wilderness?

Gee, hey, well, maybe I could do a picture essay.

Well, it's for biology and we'll be in nature, right?

Okay, I'll do it.

Okay, I'll be there.

Bye.

Pull up a chair, cause I can scarcely dare believe it.

Four lovely girls who travel through towns just for fun.

Looking for men with some time on their hands for good lovin'. The

lucky ones would never be the same.

It's a story about bad girls.

Yes, we're talking about bad...

I keep dreaming about bad girls.

I'd love to take them home with me. Gonna get me some bad girls.

Wanna try my hand at bad girls, yeah.

Something flashy like the one you had me do last year over at Sabrina's Dungeon.

Then I'm a hero.

And the race for mayor is an old contest.

Once I'm mayor, the sheriff's chair will be empty.

You dig?

I hear you.

Now just keep your eyes open.

Let's run a tight ship from now until the election.

Aye, aye, sir.

You see my sandwich?

Oh! Ow, watch it, the gout.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Patty. I'm sorry.

Oh,

these feet are going to feel a damn sight better once they're behind the

desk. Believe me.

Isn't this gorgeous?

It's even better than I remember.

Stop the van, Kate. Stop right here.

Not here.

Looks like some joker don't realize this is the public road.

Hey.

Which one of you ladies is driving that van?

I am.

This one is for blocking the highway, and... Well, we were only going to be a

minute.

You! You know each other?

No. Um, no, no.

And this one is for indecent exposure.

I run a clean county here. Don't forget that.

Or you're going to be in a heap of trouble.

Slater! Slater, come on!

What a bitch!

A hundred bucks!

Indecent exposure.

I'll give him indecent exposure.

Cool it, honey. We can ride it all.

Now there's something to get excited about.

Not bad.

Okay, Kate.

Oh, God.

That looks so cute.

No. I love it. That's a great outfit. Right?

Yeah, that's true. Give me a cute smile. There.

That's wonderful.

Great.

Let's keep going. Let's go down to the creek. I think we should.

We're not going to be able to catch something for dinner.

Well, if you guys don't need me anymore, I'm going to go out and see if I can

find some good pictures.

Okay. All right. Be good. See you later.

Where are you going?

Break down here. You need the fish to go fishing.

And I said I knew where you're going to get it.

Not now.

Hi there.

Hi.

Am I disturbing you?

You're cute.

God, I thought I was dreaming.

Do you think you could help me?

Well, sure.

Well, what I want is a fish.

A fish?

Here.

Take all you want.

Take them all.

Well, what I had in mind was learn how to catch my own.

And I thought maybe you could teach me that.

Thing or two?

What's the foreplay?

The what?

You know, the stuff that goes first in, uh, fishing.

Oh, well, that's easy enough.

Okay. That's right.

Arch your back.

Wonderful. Wonderful.

Reel it in?

Uh -huh.

Reel it right in like that.

See that? Easy as pie. You try it.

Well, I'd like you to show me.

I just did.

No, I mean, show me. You put your arms around me.

Now... Like this?

A little bit more like that. And hold it here, down at the bottom.

And I... Put this little lever down here. Now, take it back.

And let it go.

Angela, come on. I've been looking for you all day. We're ready for supper.

Listen, will I see you again?

I don't know.

There's a bar down at the end of town. It's called Paul's. Why don't you meet

there later?

Well, uh, maybe.

Bye.

That was good.

Well, you know, there's nothing like the great outdoors for making a taste buds

perk right up.

You know, I got these real neat pictures today.

some squirrels, and they were doing it.

Well, there's nothing like the great outdoors for picking up parts of the

anatomy, too.

He was kind of cute. You going to see him tonight?

Yeah, I guess so. I got this itch that I've just been dying to get scratched.

You're so poetic, Andy.

Well, you know what I mean.

Why don't we just go out to town tonight?

Sounds good. I found a movie theater. I could get into that. Yeah.

Well, then, let's go.

sad and alone.

You still don't trust me?

Why don't you go in the back and put on something decent?

No, it doesn't matter fat.

All right, if anybody messes with you, I'll kill them.

I thought you said the girls were coming.

I expect they'll be here.

We've been waiting over an hour.

You know what I think?

What? I think you made this whole story up just to make me sorry that I didn't

go with you. Now, old buddy, you've got to have a little trust in me.

Yeah, well, I've got 20 bucks here that says if the girls are real...

They ain't nothing like what you said they were.

Did you try to make that a hundred?

You made it.

Good to see you. I didn't think you were coming.

How about a drink? How about a wine? A beer? Maybe some whiskey? This is my

friend Clem.

Want to sit down? How about a dance? Let's dance.

Hold your horses, handsome. We've got to trot before we can panic.

And she never played with no filly before.

Ladies

and

gentlemen, we got a big request tonight, and it's called Bad Girls.

One, two, three, four.

do your something?

Well, I like something wet and soft and pink.

Gun drops?

Uh, Chrissy, you're on our track.

How about something solid hard?

About this long and this thick?

Sounds good.

You know, we should have booked those broads this morning, I'm telling you.

Why, Tiny? They weren't doing anything much. Yeah, yeah.

Next time they're not getting off so easy.

Excuse me. I got a poster for you.

And it looks just like you.

Well, maybe it is.

You thirsty?

Oh, I guess it's about time for me to scoot over to the roadside for my

nip. Well, let's go see if Ricky's got a free Coke.

Won't get a buzz, but the price is right.

I'll buy.

The reason I can't tell for sure is because in the poster, the girl's sort

upside down.

Like this.

That's it! That's it! That's it!

That's it! That's it!

Get her. Lock her up.

Soliciting a minor.

Tiny, Ricky's 22 years old.

Don't argue with me, boy. We got our pick and champs.

You leave her alone.

Don't worry about me. I'll take care of her.

Let's go to my place.

If you want me so bad, Bill, why don't we just do it right here?

Well, we can't do it right here in front of all these people.

Why not?

That's what'll make it fun.

Look, put your hand up my skirt and touch me.

No one will see.

And if they do, it'll turn me up even more.

Ooh. They're right outside, aren't they?

That's right. It's a thin curve between them.

Mm -hmm.

They could walk in at any moment.

Oh, they're sitting ducks, baby.

Ooh.

Oh, I knew that would be good.

Fuck me harder.

I want you to climb on my dick, baby.

I'm going to put some more beer on the cooler.

Not

exactly

the wrist.

What's that? The honeymoon suite?

Honeymoon sweet.

Okay, Mac, you've served your time.

You're a free man.

I'm sure I'll see you back here soon.

Well, um, looks like we're all alone.

Yes, we are.

And I could do anything I want.

I could touch you anywhere.

You could do anything to me.

Even things I didn't want to do.

That was nice.

Let's do some more of that.

Oh, I couldn't do that.

What do you mean you couldn't? You'll do as I say.

But... What if Tiny walked in?

Don't worry about Tiny. He's over at the bar.

It's just you and me, baby.

Come on.

Touch yourself, just a little.

Move for a minute.

Just a little.

Not on top of the panties. Come on.

Do it for me.

Oh.

Gee, that's nice.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that is nice.

That's all right.

Now, can you go in from the side? You know.

You are amazing.

That is truly amazing.

Would you like to lick it now?

I would really like to be licked.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

going to lock me up?

No, no, I'm not going to lock you up.

What about Tiny?

Forget about Tiny. I'll take care of him.

Are you driving to the bar? Yeah, yeah. Anything you want. Anything.

Well, then fuck me.

I want you. Fuck me.

Peter took away, but he told me not to worry.

That fat pig?

I'll get even with him. You just wait and see.

You don't have to wait too long.

How you doing, Tiny?

Oh, I can't complain.

Good. What do you have?

Burger. All right.

Pick your Clem for me, okay?

Velvet Hammer, come here.

Now, there's a drink that turns me on.

Just the name, of course.

You know what I mean?

Well, I'm trying to have a quiet drink alone.

What part of a man's body is just like velvet and does a kind of

hammering number?

Under the right conditions, of course.

Now, just what is it that you want?

The truth is, honey, I've got a thing for big men.

Like yourself.

Oh, come on now. Don't give me that.

It's true.

The big ones are too solid and comfortable and secure.

So what do you think, you and Don?

Yeah, you mean, uh... Yeah, of course.

Oh, no, no, no. You shouldn't tell.

Oh, Tiny, don't always walk right in there on me.

Right now, I want you to do better.

What if I tried to stand up right now and stick right to the seat?

Don't tell me your things aren't sticking straight up, because... Oh, my

that why they call you tiny?

Certainly not.

I mean, it's okay with me. I said I'm not tiny. I'm small.

Then prove it.

What are you... What is it? Do you think Paul and Betsy would mind if we used

their back room?

Well, they'll probably never notice.

Then you go on ahead and I'll follow you so we don't attract any attention.

And whatever you do, I want you hard and firm when I get there.

Don't you worry about a thing.

Rather than Angela, let's get out. Get out of here. Where is she?

The performance is over, Anne.

Take your curtain column. Let's get out of here. Now.

for the fireworks okay oh what the hell are you doing in my life

Danielle,

hurry up. We've got to get the shooting done.

What is she doing?

I don't know. I think she's getting dressed or something.

Who knows?

Oh, that's great. I like that.

Let's shoot that down by the fence, right outside of town.

Angela, you've got a bee.

All right, let's get them.

I want you to arrest every damn one of them. What for?

They ain't done nothing wrong.

Slater, I don't know why you let that one go last night.

I told you, if we had nothing on her, that would stick.

Tiny, Runch, just relax and be patient.

Pretty soon they'll do something wrong and we'll get the whole lot.

It'll be the big bust you've been waiting for.

Get it? The big bust.

Shh, shh.

Don't scare the living sh...

Oh, the count.

Oh, Slater, you go tell him something mean. Tell him that we mean business.

Scare the living shit out of him. Now, go on. Go on.

Read it to me. Get out.

All right, now you listen here, girls.

He's real mad.

Well, he deserved it. Girls, he's looking to make trouble if you don't

of it.

Oh, honey, we didn't come here to make trouble.

We came for a little R &R.

Especially R.

I give great R.

Now, there you go again, not taking me seriously.

I'm trying to warn you, he's out to get you.

Slater, with you behind us, he doesn't stand a chance.

Yeah, well, Chrissy, there's only so much I could do.

Well, just keep him out of our way.

We're counting on you, lover boy.

Yeah, but you don't understand.

Well,

did you tell him did you scare him they were shaking they were positively

shaking good

Okay, great, Danielle.

Okay, now expose one tit. Wonderful.

Okay, good. Now smile.

Aren't you back?

Wonderful.

I really would like to take some pictures. It looks like there's lots of

animals and stuff.

Yeah,

well, pretty quiet today.

I mean, real dull.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Hold on a second, Hal.

Can I help you, ma 'am?

Yeah. I'd like you to put your big, long hose into, um...

Our tank?

Yes,

ma 'am.

We'll want super, of course.

Pump

it.

Give me more.

I need some more.

Stop.

Thanks, mister.

You sure know how to satisfy.

Elysian!

and the witch's kiss.

Dale!

Don't you try to fool me, Dale.

I know you're looking at them girly magazines.

All you ever do is look at them sick books every chance you get.

Cora, you're going to drive me to the grave if you don't stop harping on and

like that.

I try to fix you a hot meal, and you let it grow cold looking at them girls.

I was taking a crap woman.

Yeah, and you had buried in them nude book.

It's going to drive you crazy.

That's what they say, you know. Carl, for Christ's sake!

Now, where are you going?

I'm going to the barn to finish my chores.

Just lost my appetite.

Dale, I'm telling you, you keep looking at them lewd magazines, you're going to

lose your mind.

Oh, my God, it's Miss February.

Cora's right, I am losing my mind.

Don't be afraid.

Now I'm hearing things, too.

Don't worry, I don't bite.

No, I dream about you most every day.

I dream about doing all kinds of things to you.

What kinds of things?

I dream about kissing you.

Kiss me.

What else do you dream of doing to me?

I imagine that I kiss your breasts when you're with me.

Kiss them.

Better than I imagined.

What else do you dream of doing?

I thought you were looking at your pussy.

Oh,

baby.

You taste real good, honey.

You suck real good.

Mmm.

Mmm, baby, it's so good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes,

ma 'am.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, Miss February, your dream come true.

Oh, baby.

I never dreamed it could be this good.

She'll call on me, honey.

Would

you

fuck me?

Yeah. Yeah.

I want to fuck you.

I want to fuck you.

Oh, baby, this is so good.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, come on. Oh, beautiful baby.

Is that good enough, babe?

Yeah. Over here.

Where? Over there. All right.

I

never

did this before.

It can't be a dream.

It can't be a dream.

So beautiful.

believe this.

Never.

Blinky, you're missing.

Looks like we're the main attraction.

What do you say we give them a run for their money? Sounds good.

Let's go!

Another one down.

Oh, God, look at these little stores.

I think I'll go in and take a look around.

What do you say?

It's boring.

No, I'm getting hungry.

Me too.

There's a diner. How about hamburgers?

No, I think I'd like a weenie better.

Pardon? I don't want to embarrass you, but... Yeah?

What I want is kind of personal.

So, I don't know if you can service me or not.

Because I don't know if you've got what I'm looking for.

See what I mean?

We got lots of stuff.

Damn near anything anyone wants.

Around here, that is.

What kind of shorts do you wear?

Oh, what?

You know.

boxer, jockey, bikini?

Show me.

Uh, I, I, I mean... No, no. I don't need to see them on. Just show me what kind

you wear.

You do buy them here, don't you?

Yeah.

Is this the way they look on you?

Well, I... I'm... I'm... I mean, ma 'am? Look, what I'm really looking for is a

pair of panties. For me.

Something dark, mysterious.

Maybe see -through.

Yeah, bring those over here.

All of them. I want to take a look at them.

Only less.

I know. Why don't you pick out a pair for me?

I mean, what would you like to see me in?

Oh, gosh.

Well, I don't know. These are kind of cute.

In a girlish kind of way.

I like them racier.

You know, like the ones they have with the slit at the front.

Do you have any like that?

I've never seen any like that.

They're very sexy.

And the opening's in the front so you can see everything.

And you can touch the deepest part.

And you never have to take the panties off.

And they're so pretty and sexy that having them on just kind of adds to the

whole thing.

And it gets you higher and higher.

And... Why don't I show you?

Oh, I forgot! I didn't wear any panties today.

I came in here. I was getting chilly, but then I was getting so warm.

Back the gong.

Nothing much to want to be disturbed about, but you kind of keep yourself

here and watch things, take care of stuff. I'll see you.

All right.

Ain't nothing here I can't handle.

Hey, where's the sheriff? There's a menace loose in town.

My fence has been ruined.

Oh, here, fill out a complaint form.

Waiter!

gas station was near destroyed.

Yeah. Complain for us. I demand your help right now.

Some girl come onto my property and she's messing with my husband.

It was girls that caused my problem, too.

Yeah, and mine, too.

Yeah.

Quiet little sound.

Guess we've got about all there is to do.

We'll wrap up our assignment today and head home in the morning.

All right. We want Tiny. Where is he? He just went out. I want the complaint.

This has never happened in Roma, huh?

I want to make a complaint regarding destruction of property through

him. It was that naked bride.

Yeah, look. Look, I'll take care of everything.

Get me some tires right now!

strange woman. I guess it was his wife. Started chasing him.

Look who's here.

What's your pleasure, officer?

I don't know how to tell you this, but you girls got to go. You got to get out

of here.

Tiny and the whole town are coming after you. They're mad as hell.

Oh, doesn't anyone want to have any more fun?

Can't you stop them?

I could delay him for about an hour or so, and then you're on your own.

Well, that's all we need. Come on, girls, let's go.

Jake, get up.

Got some tires?

That's it. That's it.

Okay. Go with him. Let's go get him. Come on. Come on. We can't wait no more.

Come on.

Let's go get him. Tiny.

Hey, Tiny. Don't forget.

We're waiting to see who's going to be our next player.

What the hell's the matter with you? Get a move on.

The sign says 15 miles an hour. Oh, forget the sign.

What are you, crazy?

Step on it.

We don't want to warn them. We want to catch them. Now, turn that thing off,

now.

Stop right here.

Say, did you see four girls go by this way in a van?

Did I? Did I?

Um, sir, I believe he had seen them.

Uh, mister, there were two blinds. One was about 5 '9", one was about 5 '4".

There was a redhead, a brunette. They were very nice, smiling, pretty girls.

Quick, this position.

They're driving a blue van. Oh, shut up, Slater. Let's get them. It's them. Come

on.

Just be into the road.

Okay. Okay.

Let's go.

If there's ever a thing we need down there in that glint, the girls, the

evidence, it's the big bust I've been looking for.

Yahoo, let's go get them. Come on.

Hey, you're hurting.

I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry.

It's a story about bad girls.

Yes, we're talking about bad, bad girls. It's a story about bad girls.

All right. And for what?

Yeah, what'd we do? Really?

Fornicating with a married man. No way!

What?

Disturbing the peace and indecent exposure.

None of which I could prove, of course, if it wasn't for this.

Peg!

Hey, give me those back, you big pig. Oh, Peg, do something.

Okay, Slater.

Get them other girls in the back seat of the car. Follow me into town with their

van.

We're going to court for those pictures just as soon as we get them developed.

Get in there, honey. That's it.

That's it.

Yahoo!

Oh.

ring shirt.

Later.

What do you got?

Oh, as usual, prison fare, red water, and blue hair.

See if you can keep them under control. Later, I'm about to split a headache.

He's got gout on the brain.

Quiet. Honey, you like this?

Oh, for God's sakes, man, can I have a little peace and quiet here?

have to do there.

Would you like a leg or a breast or a thigh?

You know, all kidding aside, you girls got yourself into a lot of trouble this

time. There's not much I can do, really.

Would you like a leg, a breast, or a thigh?

Yeah, yeah, there's like no way.

Leg.

We're all three.

Maybe I can't.

Then again, maybe I can.

Well, we have a plan, and all you have to do is follow.

What do I have to do?

Follow.

Is that something you'd grow at the vet?

What do they make you do? Red?

A little pink?

Let's see your nipples.

Come on.

That's it. Let's see this.

Okay.

Let's see. Turn around.

Arch your back. Nice. A little arch.

That's beautiful.

That is really beautiful. How do you go through that? Okay, good.

I am a lucky star.

Let me see it again. Can you separate one leg from the other?

Arch it way at the end.

Nice. Good.

Good.

And you.

Look at you, animal.

Look at you.

That isn't how I like to run a jail cell, you know what I mean?

Now be really nice and slowly take your pants off.

Good luck.

Feels good.

Ah.

Well, Tiny, we're waiting for your statement.

Yes, Your Honor.

We will make the case that these women were engaged in indecent activities for

immoral purposes.

No, sir!

Order! Order!

Order!

Another outbreak like this and I'll clear the court.

What's holding you up, Tiny?

Well, the evidence, sir.

What evidence?

My deputy is going to walk through that door with all the evidence we need to

conclude this case.

And what is that, please?

Photos, Your Honor.

Let's say of the birds and the bees, to put it nicely.

Here they are now, sir, right from the lab.

The birds and the bees, you say?

Yes, Your Honor, in a manner of speaking, of course.

Yes, they are indeed. Very nicely done.

Very nicely done.

Case dismissed.

Without you.

Yeah, well, this town's not going to be the same.

And neither will I.

Well, we had to leave a little goodness behind.

A little badness.

What we left is a little badness.

We'll be right back.

Get a dead woman. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I put the car on the pedal.

What are you doing?

Get me out of here, Slater, you idiot.

Oh, fine.

You've got me in another's mess, you idiot, you fool.

Help me up.

Well, do I get my raise?

Raise?

I'll get you a raise. Get me out of here.

Okay, I'll help you out. Come on.

Oh, watching my gal.

You'll be okay.

Pull up the chair cause I can scarcely dare to leave it.

Four lovely girls can travel through town just for fun.

Looking for men with some time on their hands for good lovin'. The

lucky one would never be the same.

It's a story about that.

It's a story about bad girls.

Yes, we're talking about bad, bad girls.

I keep dreaming about bad girls.

I'd love to take them home with me. Gonna get me something.