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Step one. You woke up. You did good. You're going to go to work.

It's going to be fine.

No, it's not.

We're going to get fired.

We're definitely going to get fired.

People do not like us. If they do, we'll just pretend that everything's fine.

You know what?

Maybe it's not.

Or I could stay home.

Yeah, we could have a little bit.

Take a little something off the bus.

No, no, no, no. Okay, we're going to be professional this time.

We're going to not do anything inappropriate today, right?

Or we can just stay here and touch ourselves all day.

No, no, no, no. Okay, we're not going to do anything inappropriate, right?

Of course not.

No.

No, I know what you're trying to do.

trying to get involved we're not gonna get caught you see we're just gonna take

it nice and slow we'll get in there get our hands into something dirty or

we could go to work with a normal person and contribute to society and not get

fired like last time remember that's right

Driving to work, it's a normal day. We're not gonna get fired, hell no, no

We're totally professional,

not a maniac like they say.

Gonna go to work, gonna be normal, gonna be normal, not gonna get fired.

Hi. Hi, welcome to the G -Spa. How can I help you? I'm Dana, I'm here for my

first day at work. Brie, nice to meet you. Happy Halloween, where are the

decorations?

I mean, yesterday.

Right? Tweety in November.

Oh, whoop.

Anyway, I'm here for my first day at work, and I'm confident.

Okay, well, I'll be training you. Let me show you around.

All right.

This is a big place.

It is.

We've got our locker rooms over here.

That's where you'll get ready for...

Right. For your shift. Yeah. We do Swedish. We do Shiatsu.

Anything you can think of.

We do it here. We have yoga classes even.

Wow.

So I'll show you. Girls love yoga.

Yeah.

This, I think, is going to be where I have you

today. Cool.

I double booked my 2 p .m.

I'm supposed to stay here and train you, but you've done this before, right?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so I think you'll be okay doing this by yourself this month.

Is she hot?

Well, yeah, she's a pretty girl. What's her name?

Rylan. Oh, take care of her.

Okay. In a professional manner.

Yeah. Because I know what I'm doing.

Good.

You can count on me.

I'll get this room ready for you.

You can go get ready in the locker rooms over here. I'm going to go find your

friend. I'm just going to go massage your friend.

Okay.

Hi.

I'm here for my appointment with Bree.

Oh, Bree is not here, so I'll be taking over. I'm Dana.

Oh, hi.

You must be Rylan.

I am.

All right, let's go.

Okay.

This is one of our many massage rooms where you can receive massages.

That's nice.

So if you would like to undress your body for a professional massage and

just lay down with your face down there, and I'll be back.

All right, I'll see you.

Okay,

bye. Bye.

You almost done in there?

Yeah, I'm finished.

Okay.

So, do you have any tight problem areas, things that

need to be...

Um, massage professionally in any way?

You know, I just have a lot of tension up here in my traps, and maybe if you

could work my lower back and my thighs, that'd be great.

Okay.

Let me just...

Um...

I think we're going to use some, uh...

This is just a massage oil.

Okay. This is, like, organic.

Do you like pressure?

Yeah, and you can, like, massage pressure and read.

Yeah.

If you can add a little pressure, it's fine.

Wow.

It's really tense in this

area.

Yeah. If you have really soft hands, it sure won't be a problem to work it out.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh my God. She likes me.

Okay. Be cool, Dana.

Be cool. She likes me.

Now we're going to go on a date. Now we're going to be together.

So I'm just going to work your lower back. Just a little bit down here too.

It'll kind of like loosen everything up top to bottom.

Yeah,

breathing helps.

Okay, so we're going to just go down to this

area.

You know, you want to be really careful when you work out, right?

Because you work out, you don't want to pull a hammy or anything like that.

I try to be careful.

That's why I came in here and try out this new place.

Oh, so do you like massages? You love them? You love massages? Getting

Yeah, that's actually why I tried out this new place.

I've been hearing a lot lately that they're having problems with, I don't

someone stealing underwear?

What?

Yeah, like molesting people. It's pretty scary stuff.

That's crazy.

I know, there's a lot of crazy people out there.

Gotta be careful, you know? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. That's,

like, probably not even true.

Well, I hope not.

By any chance, it's like an urban legend, probably.

I have to massage your glutes because it's the biggest muscle group in your

body.

This is gonna... This is really good for your skin.

And it's gonna...

Moisturize and tenderize your glutes.

Yeah, it melts calories.

It's a new thing.

Okay, I've never heard of this before.

Yeah, you just push the calories out of your feet.

You just push them right out of your feet like that.

You just push them right out like that.

Oh, wow.

So, you say you do this a lot?

I do. I learned from some monks in Tibet. So, I have very Eastern

methods. Really?

Yeah. You know, somebody that's better than Western medicine.

Right.

Everyone's like, Swedish, Swedish. And I'm like, no. Like, there's special foot

massages that they do in the Far East.

That are like, apply the heat pressure.

I just really like put a lot of weight. Just relax. You don't want to tense your

back up.

Just put a lot of pressure down on the, right on the ball of your foot. Like,

right?

That's good, right?

That's good.

Different. That's good, right?

That's good.

And my travels.

I'm a world traveler.

It's good to experience new things, right?

Yeah. Do you want to flip over?

Yeah. For a professional front massage?

Wow. Wow.

I'm just so impressed with my massaging skills.

Yeah. I was like, wow.

Yeah, me too.

Not because of, you know, anything weird.

Okay.

Just relax your face.

Okay. Close your eyes and don't look at what I'm doing.

So... There's a lot of... There's things

going on in this area. Just close your eyes.

Nothing bad will happen.

So... There's a lot of tension from your emotions, like, in this area.

Like...

emotional stress.

And sometimes it helps just to kind of like...

Rub it out?

Yeah, rub it out.

See, you know what I'm talking about.

You have nice knees.

Really athletic.

Okay. Okay.

Close your eyes.

I'm just going to put some pressure around this area.

You want to massage the boobs because it's important

for things.

Yeah. I've read that massaging your breasts makes your breasts.

You must massage your breasts a lot.

I mean, for your health.

So, oh, okay, I shouldn't do this.

I'm doing it in the wrong order, so. That's okay.

I should just start down here and just do like.

the normal way the normal

but has anyone ever told you have really

long toes

I mean I've been told I've had big feet so I guess that kind of counts

right I don't think they're big

Doing all right up there?

Yeah, you're doing a fantastic job.

That's right. Everything's professional down here.

Just keep those eyes closed.

What? I was just, you know, searching for toxins in your body.

No, everything's fine.

Well, that's good.

Everything's really...

Uh -huh.

Everything seems normal.

Right? Everything seems normal to you.

Yeah.

Everything's just fine.

Everything's just fine.

Don't open your eyes. It's okay.

Just gonna wrap around the... Is that okay?

That's alright?

Everything's okay?

All right. Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

Why wouldn't it be? Everything's... I'm just gonna put your

arms up like this.

Yeah, so I can just... All right.

Okay.

Don't worry.

Everything's fine. Are you mounting me?

Is this how you usually do it?

Um, well, uh, well.

You know, if you said yes, it'd be okay.

Oh, um, well, I don't want to lose my job, but I really want to,

like, fuck you.

So, I mean, what do I do here? Come on, Dana, think.

You can do something.

You can do the right thing, or you can fuck this girl. Come on, Dana, think.

pretty. You are too.

I like your tongue massages a little more.

I'm gonna massage you down here.

Yeah, I like my massages.

Yeah, like that.

I'm gonna massage your insides.

You love it?

You love it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

rub your pussy. Rub your pussy. Rub your pussy. Yeah.

Keep rubbing your pussy.

Massage your own pussy.

Fuck yeah.

Right there.

Right there.

You're a bad girl.

You're a bad girl.

I'll massage you though so I don't get fired. So that's like a compromise.

first time.

out your hole.

Eat my bowels. Eat my bowels. Eat my bowels. You're dirty.

You have dirty hands like me.

Dirty hands like me. I knew it. I knew it.

Let's hold hands inside there.

Let's hold hands in there.

I'd love to be fucking fat.

Yeah.

Hold hands with me inside my hole.

lick my panties and lick my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you're so cute.

You're so cute. You're so cute.

You look like a bandit.

Someone appreciates my talent

Do you like the panty?

Do you like the three -year panty?

I've been really bad.

Raelyn. Come here.

Get down there.

Get down there.

It's an emergency.

Oh, yes.

Don't tell anybody about this, though.

I'm gonna get you.

The maniac's gonna get you.