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「Different types of love hotels and the fees」
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The starry skyroom (star☆light)
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This hotel is famous for being a place where you can enjoy the Planetarium and sex at the same time.
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Come on. Let's go to the Starry Sky Room.
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Queen's room (Fantasy escape)
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Queen room (Fantasy escape)
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Why that one?
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Now... I want to torment you, so where is my Hoshi pig?
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※Make sure to show self-restraint while in the lobby
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boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
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僕がこの世で一番好きな
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I want to tell my feelings to you...
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kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
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君に気持ちを伝えたい
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...the one I love the most in this world.
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jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
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地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
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I may be plain and awkward...
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kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
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君に言葉を届けたい
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...but I want to deliver these words to you.
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onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
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同じ時間の中 少しずつ
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At the same time, little by little...
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atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
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新しい君を知る度に
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...I see a new side of you.
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mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
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胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
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Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
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mahou tsukai to yousei ga
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魔法使いと妖精が
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Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
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benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
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勉強中いたずらにキスをして
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so I kiss you.
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yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
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夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
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If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
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kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
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今日の講義を始めましょう
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Let's start today's lesson!
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「Going on a date」
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Is there a lizard?
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It was popular a long time ago
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I'm on a date with Andou-san at the zoo today.
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Or that's how it was supposed to be...
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Pii-chan! Pii-chan! I just saw a seagull!
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Are you stupid?
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No matter how you look at it, that's an ostrich, isn't it?
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Why are you making that kind of face?
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Isn't today an enjoyable date?
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No matter how you look at it, this isn't a date!
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Why did you have to come, too?
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It's fine, isn't it, Imagawa-san?
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It's fun this way.
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Well, if Andou-san says so.
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No! No!
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Do you really think this is the best thing to do for Andou-san and me?
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Don't worry.
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I intend to ride this boat until the end, so just leave it to me!
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Please help me keep this ship from sinking.
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Incredible!
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Pii-chan! Pii-chan!
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This animal makes me picture a huge penis in my head.
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It's that big, and yet he can't get it up...
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It's so pitiable.
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Panda
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Chin Chin
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10 Years Old
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In the old days, he was cute.
But now, he's in love and trying to have children.
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In charge of breeding:
Kushida
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Even though my partner is a really desperate old woman...
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I don't know how to get her to let me make children.
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I understand, I understand,
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It's not easy to do just because you're a couple.
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Manman
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29
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Y\O
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I'm sorry.
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We finally came on a date, and yet...
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No, it's fine!
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I'm enjoying it just because I came here with you.
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Andou-san is so cute!
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She's my girlfriend... girlfriend... girlfriend...
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Ah~
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Andou Natsu is my sweet honey!
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Fantastic, yay!
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Romantic, yay!
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Andou Natsu is sweet-
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If you have enough free time to be immersed in delusions, then hurry up and have sex.
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Since when have you...?
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Today, I came to give you some "late bloomers" advice.
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Advice?
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I have an idea!
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God fist!
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Hey, it's me.
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The preparations here are finished.
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This place is-
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That's not magic or anything...
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Eh?
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In front of the pandas?
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Ah, I see you, there you are.
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Hello!
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I'm Spanking Wada.
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Are you Wada-san?!
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No! No!
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Spanking Wada!
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Spanking...?
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That's right, because today is Friday.
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Um... Let me just ask something to catch up.
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Could that possibly be connected to this somehow?
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Oh, this?
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So it is Hoshi?!
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I want to be called Hoshi pig!
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Hey!
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Don't speak like a human, you Hoshi pig!
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Um... Wada-san?
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If you take Spanking Wada that far, he'll-
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Don't worry. It's just some pet play.
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Pet?!
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If you see, you understand! Right?
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I don't!
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Health and Phys Ed for 30 Year-Olds
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「Soft S&M」
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Cute!
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Pii-chan! Pii-chan!
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They look like huge rotors!
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No, they're obviously more like vibrators!
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Amazing!
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Pii-chan, you're so smart!
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This is the ability of a person who
graduated from the school of the sex gods!
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Rabbit
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Oo-chan
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3 years old
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Please get along well with the rabbits
so that they aren't lonely!
Please do not feed
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In charge of breeding: Tsuchikata
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Saying things like "They're lonely" or "They'll die" is irresponsible.
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They're just in the middle of a time when they need to be left alone.
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If your privacy is respected, you can socialize more.
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Hey! You can't give them food!
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And because of that...
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Even though the two of you have been dating for a month, you haven't been able to have sex.
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Hey! Hey!
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Become a better pet for me!
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Hey! Hey!
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Now... You should take an example from them.
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They shouldn't be an example!
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Imagawa-dono.
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In Bulgaria, this is considered normal.
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Tie me up...
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Stop talking!
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Um...
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I think it's too soon for us...
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Is that right?
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Then how about soft S&M?
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Soft S&M?
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It's relatively popular to do things like tying up with a towel or stockings.
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I recommend leaving it that way.
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Even if you say you recommend it...
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Using a blindfold can be fun, too.
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The sensations of being tormented while unable to see are wonderful!
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Tying... Blindfolds...
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Huh?
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Andou-san, it's okay!
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I'm not a pervert, so you can relax!
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Because you have a small penis.
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Denominations: cm
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Imagawa
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Average
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Daigorou
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Poor guy.
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That has nothing to do with this!
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Having a small penis is not a big deal, right?
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Andou-san?
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Small penis.
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Short penis.
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Andou-san?
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Small dick.
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Are you okay?
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I'm against the existence of small penises!
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I think that small penises should be exterminated!
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Hm? Exterminated?
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Even now, there are people suffering from it all over the Earth.
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I believe it's a problem that needs a very urgent solution!
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I feel sorry, somehow.
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I'm really sorry!
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This is no time to be down!
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This isn't only your problem, Imagawa-san.
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That's right, isn't it?
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It's not like it's just me.
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What are you doing?
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I'm talking about something important!
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That's right, it is something important.
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What's with this?
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Giraffe!
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It's so long!
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Amazing!
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This is the first time I've seen a penis this long!
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By the way, I wonder about how big your brother's thing is...
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I think a little bit shorter than that.
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Eh?! You're lying, right?!
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I wonder if it would even go in?
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Small penises should go away!
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shock~
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Health and Phys Ed for 30 Year-Olds
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「How to start and hold a conversation」
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God echo
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Thank you, everybody, for coming here today.
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The objective is to get our targets to have sex,
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and because of their similarities this is a goal that can be achieved!
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Daigorou! What are you doing?!
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Are you listening to what I'm saying?
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We're supposed to be exchanging information! Exchanging information!
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Excuse me. I'd like four draft beers and a snack plate, please.
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You! Are you forgetting what we're here for?!
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Onee-chan, why don't you say something?
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I'm sorry for the wait, I brought your beer.
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Excuse me. I'd like to see the breast-
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I want to have this banana.
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Pussy mango!
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This is the perfect choice for Gods!
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Ah-haha!
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Eh?
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So they're not there, either?
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They were enthusiastic about the meeting, so they left.
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I wonder if they're getting excited?
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It's because they're doing it for us.
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Would you like to have some of my cooking this time?
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That sounds good.
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Like I said, It's not like all I do is work all the time!
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Got it?
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I understand. I understand.
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So will you please stop drinking that?
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Shut up!
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I want to be in love, too!
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Even though I am in love right now.
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Pii-chan, that's disgusting!
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You impudent little brat...!
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I feel sick...
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If you're going to throw up, do it in the toilet!
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I can't...
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hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
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ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
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Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
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nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
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何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
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I have a feeling that something is going to change.
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hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
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白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
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If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
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sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
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それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
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...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
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mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
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周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
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It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
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yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
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予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！
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...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
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saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
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最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
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To pass the remaining time...
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shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
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幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
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...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
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ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
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一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
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Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
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koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
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小指絡めＡから始めようよ
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We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
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futari dake no jugyou
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二人だけの授業
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The lesson only for us.
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Next time: Sailor uniform and blow-up wife!!
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