Original subtitles

「Different types of love hotels and the fees」

The starry skyroom (star☆light)

This hotel is famous for being a place where you can enjoy the Planetarium and sex at the same time.

Come on. Let's go to the Starry Sky Room.

Queen's room (Fantasy escape)

Queen room (Fantasy escape)

Why that one?

Now... I want to torment you, so where is my Hoshi pig?

※Make sure to show self-restraint while in the lobby

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

「Going on a date」

Is there a lizard?

It was popular a long time ago

I'm on a date with Andou-san at the zoo today.

Or that's how it was supposed to be...

Pii-chan! Pii-chan! I just saw a seagull!

Are you stupid?

No matter how you look at it, that's an ostrich, isn't it?

Why are you making that kind of face?

Isn't today an enjoyable date?

No matter how you look at it, this isn't a date!

Why did you have to come, too?

It's fine, isn't it, Imagawa-san?

It's fun this way.

Well, if Andou-san says so.

No! No!

Do you really think this is the best thing to do for Andou-san and me?

Don't worry.

I intend to ride this boat until the end, so just leave it to me!

Please help me keep this ship from sinking.

Incredible!

Pii-chan! Pii-chan!

This animal makes me picture a huge penis in my head.

It's that big, and yet he can't get it up...

It's so pitiable.

Panda

Chin Chin

10 Years Old

In the old days, he was cute. But now, he's in love and trying to have children.

In charge of breeding: Kushida

Even though my partner is a really desperate old woman...

I don't know how to get her to let me make children.

I understand, I understand,

It's not easy to do just because you're a couple.

Manman

29

Y\O

I'm sorry.

We finally came on a date, and yet...

No, it's fine!

I'm enjoying it just because I came here with you.

Andou-san is so cute!

She's my girlfriend... girlfriend... girlfriend...

Ah~

Andou Natsu is my sweet honey!

Fantastic, yay!

Romantic, yay!

Andou Natsu is sweet-

If you have enough free time to be immersed in delusions, then hurry up and have sex.

Since when have you...?

Today, I came to give you some "late bloomers" advice.

Advice?

I have an idea!

God fist!

Hey, it's me.

The preparations here are finished.

This place is-

That's not magic or anything...

Eh?

In front of the pandas?

Ah, I see you, there you are.

Hello!

I'm Spanking Wada.

Are you Wada-san?!

No! No!

Spanking Wada!

Spanking...?

That's right, because today is Friday.

Um... Let me just ask something to catch up.

Could that possibly be connected to this somehow?

Oh, this?

So it is Hoshi?!

I want to be called Hoshi pig!

Hey!

Don't speak like a human, you Hoshi pig!

Um... Wada-san?

If you take Spanking Wada that far, he'll-

Don't worry. It's just some pet play.

Pet?!

If you see, you understand! Right?

I don't!

Health and Phys Ed for 30 Year-Olds

「Soft S&M」

Cute!

Pii-chan! Pii-chan!

They look like huge rotors!

No, they're obviously more like vibrators!

Amazing!

Pii-chan, you're so smart!

This is the ability of a person who graduated from the school of the sex gods!

Rabbit

Oo-chan

3 years old

Please get along well with the rabbits so that they aren't lonely! Please do not feed

In charge of breeding: Tsuchikata

Saying things like "They're lonely" or "They'll die" is irresponsible.

They're just in the middle of a time when they need to be left alone.

If your privacy is respected, you can socialize more.

Hey! You can't give them food!

And because of that...

Even though the two of you have been dating for a month, you haven't been able to have sex.

Hey! Hey!

Become a better pet for me!

Hey! Hey!

Now... You should take an example from them.

They shouldn't be an example!

Imagawa-dono.

In Bulgaria, this is considered normal.

Tie me up...

Stop talking!

Um...

I think it's too soon for us...

Is that right?

Then how about soft S&M?

Soft S&M?

It's relatively popular to do things like tying up with a towel or stockings.

I recommend leaving it that way.

Even if you say you recommend it...

Using a blindfold can be fun, too.

The sensations of being tormented while unable to see are wonderful!

Tying... Blindfolds...

Huh?

Andou-san, it's okay!

I'm not a pervert, so you can relax!

Because you have a small penis.

Denominations: cm

Imagawa

Average

Daigorou

Poor guy.

That has nothing to do with this!

Having a small penis is not a big deal, right?

Andou-san?

Small penis.

Short penis.

Andou-san?

Small dick.

Are you okay?

I'm against the existence of small penises!

I think that small penises should be exterminated!

Hm? Exterminated?

Even now, there are people suffering from it all over the Earth.

I believe it's a problem that needs a very urgent solution!

I feel sorry, somehow.

I'm really sorry!

This is no time to be down!

This isn't only your problem, Imagawa-san.

That's right, isn't it?

It's not like it's just me.

What are you doing?

I'm talking about something important!

That's right, it is something important.

What's with this?

Giraffe!

It's so long!

Amazing!

This is the first time I've seen a penis this long!

By the way, I wonder about how big your brother's thing is...

I think a little bit shorter than that.

Eh?! You're lying, right?!

I wonder if it would even go in?

Small penises should go away!

shock~

Health and Phys Ed for 30 Year-Olds

「How to start and hold a conversation」

God echo

Thank you, everybody, for coming here today.

The objective is to get our targets to have sex,

and because of their similarities this is a goal that can be achieved!

Daigorou! What are you doing?!

Are you listening to what I'm saying?

We're supposed to be exchanging information! Exchanging information!

Excuse me. I'd like four draft beers and a snack plate, please.

You! Are you forgetting what we're here for?!

Onee-chan, why don't you say something?

I'm sorry for the wait, I brought your beer.

Excuse me. I'd like to see the breast-

I want to have this banana.

Pussy mango!

This is the perfect choice for Gods!

Ah-haha!

Eh?

So they're not there, either?

They were enthusiastic about the meeting, so they left.

I wonder if they're getting excited?

It's because they're doing it for us.

Would you like to have some of my cooking this time?

That sounds good.

Like I said, It's not like all I do is work all the time!

Got it?

I understand. I understand.

So will you please stop drinking that?

Shut up!

I want to be in love, too!

Even though I am in love right now.

Pii-chan, that's disgusting!

You impudent little brat...!

I feel sick...

If you're going to throw up, do it in the toilet!

I can't...

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next time: Sailor uniform and blow-up wife!!