Original subtitles

I'm sorry for always having you take me home.

No, it's no problem.

It can be dangerous to walk home alone at night.

I'm really grateful!

Well then, good night.

Andou-san!

Can you write woodpecker in kanji?

Huh?

If I'm not mistaken, it's like this...

Ah! Right, right!

That's it!

You're great, just like I thought.

Well then, good night.

Oh...

Andou-san... Kiss!

What are you doing?

Ah!

Nothing!

By the way, where is Daigorou?

Wasn't he with you?

Nii-san went with the superintendent for drinks.

Huh? With the superintendent?

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

「Forget everything from games」

Diner

I only...

...want to protect virgins.

Why can't you understand?

Getting rid of virginity is my job.

You're getting in the way of my business.

Even though you're a God, I bet your ass is nothing special.

Oh? Is that so?

Then you should carefully burn this into your memory!

God Chrysanthemum!

Impressive!

Then, this is the...

Virgin Chrysanthemum Line

...Virgin Chrysanthemum Line!

Oh...

Can you escape from this?

I can. You're the one who will lose.

Okay! Good work, everybody!

Today is "Shadow Your Father" day, so go and study what they do.

Yes!

Imagawa?

Hm?

Should we do it?

Do what?

Kiss!

Eh?

Even I know how to kiss.

Don't say something like that!

That's not the problem, right?

Besides, Andou-san is my girlfriend.

Relax, Imagawa.

It's only scary at first.

God costume.

Wait a minute!

You don't have to wear women's clothes like that.

I said no, Macaron-kun.

If I kiss you...

I won't ever be able to get it back..

Imagawa...

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ah!

Macaron

is

Buzz!

That's completely wrong.

If you do it like that, your glasses will hit.

And you're totally rushing into it.

Your breathing is rough.

You were ruining the mood.

You stuck your lips out too much.

Zero God points!

0 God points

0 God points

0 God points

0 God points

0 God points

0 God points

0 God points

「Sex starts with French kissing」

Today...

Pii and Kuu's \h\h\h\h\h\hFrench kissing

Course

♥

Pii and Kuu's French kissing course!

Um...

What?

What's with those costumes?

They're shaped like lips and a tongues.

That's what I thought!

Why are you wearing something like that?

If it's like the real thing it'll be easier for you, won't it?

Think about it a little!

What are you laughing at?

Yes, yes. I'm sorry.

Please continue!

French kissing is considered part of having sex.

As you improve at it, you can greatly increase arousal.

There are various different ways you can French kiss.

Putting your lips together and...

Hey, Onee-chan! Face this way!

Putting your lips together and slowly putting in your tongue is the orthodox way to do it.

The important thing during this is not to put your lips out too far.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Onee-chan, get up so we can continue.

Inside the mouth, you should move your tongue...

...in the places where the person you're kissing likes.

If your partner likes, you can entwine your tongues.

You can also open your mouths and intertwine your tongue with your partner's.

Ah! Wait, wait! Onee-chan!

Will you take this seriously?!

There is also a type of French kiss where you move up,

down, left and right with your lips touching.

When compared to entwining your tongues,

the feeling is more gentle.

Onee-chan, move, too! Move! Come on!

So, do you understand?

I'm sorry. It's just too funny!

I can't pay attention when you do it like that!

That was my first kiss...

「Bad manners」

Astrology exhibition entrance. Magazines for sale.

Please take a look!

Hey.

Hey!

Huh?

That's kind of irritating. Would you stop that?

I'm so rude!

Bad manner #1 Over-exaggeration

Thank you for looking!

Bad manner #2 Speaking in an overly loud voice

Bad manner #3 Playing with your hands

Hey!

Can you please stop doing that, too?

Thinking rationally, I understand very well that you are calling me annoying...

... and disgusting by asking me to stop doing something so minor.

Bad manner #4 Pessimistic attitude

There's no way I would say something like that.

Didn't you just say that?

"That's kind of irritating. Would you stop that?"

Didn't you say something like that?

Bad manner #5 Pointing out every little contradiction

What's wrong with you?!

Are you trying to start a fight?

I don't have anything to say to someone like you,

who walks around in knee-socks,

without obeying the golden ratio of absolute territory.

Length of the skirt

Absolute territory

Knee socks above the knee

By the way, the golden ratio is 4:1:2.5.

※This is Hoshi-kun's personal opinion

Where are you looking, you disgusting pervert?!

Bad manner #6 Looking at people's bodies

What do you mean by "fat, disgusting pervert"?

Shut up! I'll hit you because you were sexually harassing me!

Take off those knee-high socks right this instant!

Why won't you just take off those knee-high socks?!

You should just...

This is...

...done pretty well, isn't it?

You have good taste.

Bad manners lessons

Bad manners lessons

「Don't overlook cues from your partner」

That's right.

Because that song was the opposite,

I remembered that the sun rises in the east.

Because of that, during a science test,

I started humming that song.

That's a good way to remember the correct answer.

Yeah, and then everybody did that and said it was a great idea.

Oh... We're already here.

Um... Andou-san?

Yes?

I finally learned how to write woodpecker in kanji!

Well, then. Goodnight!

Imagawa-san, wait!

Ow...

Imagawa-san...

Yes?

Um... I'm sorry.

Um...

Andou-san!

Yes?

I want to kiss you.

May I?

Yes.

Ah, man.

Imagawa should get a zero after all.

What's with the way he's using his tongue?

What is he, a washing machine?

Now, now. It's all right, isn't it?

Because they were able to kiss.

By the way, can you write woodpecker in kanji?

Of course I can! I'm a God!

I'm a God, too!

I'll write it! I'll write woodpecker!

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next time: Let's go on a date.