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Line up! Sound off!
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Index finger!
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Middle finger!
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Ring finger!
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Pinky!
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All together!
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The Five Digits!
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I've got a shockingly disappointing announcement.
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I told you guys Hayao would have his first actual combat today, but that's no longer the case.
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Eh?!
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I don't understand!
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This is the day we've been training so long for, isn't it?
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That's right!
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Even though we want to fight, there's no enemy.
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What happened?
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His Excellency was brave,
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but his enemy left him defeated and speechless.
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Don't tell me. Was it...?
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"I can't. I'm sorry."
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Damn it!
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Give me a break!
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It's so depressing... Damn it. Why did it come to this...?
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It could have been our first battle!
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
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僕がこの世で一番好きな
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I want to tell my feelings to you...
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kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
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君に気持ちを伝えたい
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...the one I love the most in this world.
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jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
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地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
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I may be plain and awkward...
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kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
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君に言葉を届けたい
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...but I want to deliver these words to you.
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onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
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同じ時間の中 少しずつ
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At the same time, little by little...
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atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
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新しい君を知る度に
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...I see a new side of you.
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mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
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胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
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Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
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mahou tsukai to yousei ga
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魔法使いと妖精が
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Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
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benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
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勉強中いたずらにキスをして
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so I kiss you.
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yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
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夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
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If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
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kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
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今日の講義を始めましょう
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Let's start today's lesson!
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「After being turned down for the second time」
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So you've finally been rejected outright?
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That's right...
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And I thought the mood up to that point was good...
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I'm sorry! I can't!
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So that's how it is, huh?
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You reap what you sow for trying the impossible...
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You just can't seem to accept it, can you?
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Is it my looks? It must be my looks, right!?
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Damn it! I should have stayed quiet!
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Women who choose by looks...
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aren't that special.
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Is that true, Macaron-kun?
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God killing sake
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Hey... Don't you think it's wrong for children to be drinking sake?
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Boo!
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That doesn't matter because I'm a God.
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Anyway, you need to forget about that woman and move on to the next one!
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Yeah, but...
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I can't forget about her.
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He's an idiot, isn't he?
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He's an idiot.
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For an idiot like him, you need...
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The God Board!
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The second time your confession is rejected
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Today's Advice Centre
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Bar
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God
killer
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After you get turned down for the second time...
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Please go out with me
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No!
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Please go out with me
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I'm sorry
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Even if you continue trying like that, you won't be accepted.
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I can't
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I'm sorry
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The reason is... that the woman is unable to think of you as a potential suitor.
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Giving up is the best thing you can do.
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So that's how it is after all...?
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But...
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I can't give up.
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If that's the case, for a period of at least three months to half a year,
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you have to wait before trying again.
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I can't wait three months...
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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「When she doesn't want to be your girlfriend」
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Say something already!
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Something happened, right?
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Today, Imagawa-san confessed to me.
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Eh?!
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Isn't that a good thing?
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So why are you feeling down?
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I was happy that Imagawa-san earnestly confessed to me, but...
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I see!
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He took you to a hotel,
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suddenly pushed you down, said that you have to do it in the cowgirl position,
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and he told you the perverted things he was going to do.
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Huh? You turned him down, didn't you?!
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You did?
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You idiot! What are you doing?!
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You need to go apologise immediately!
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Hey! Onee-chan! Say something to her!
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Huh?
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At any rate, take your face out of there!
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It hurts, doesn't it?
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You'll die if you don't stop doing that!
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That's enough!
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I'm fine with not being with him, so just leave me alone!
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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「What you lose to get what you need」
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Private room Adult Videos
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For lonely guys
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The rival of manga cafés
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This day... I'll masturbate my despair away!
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Line up!
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Today, we're practising.
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His Excellency has long since waited for this day,
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so in order to grant his wish,
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put your feelings aside and give it everything you've got!
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Understood!
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Moreover, it looks like it's going to be a long haul,
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which we haven't had in a while...
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Everyone, make sure to get it all out today!
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Bra!
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Understood!
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Understood!
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Well, why don't you start by introducing yourself?
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Well... My name is Momoka.
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Twelve o'clock! Target sighted!
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Target confirmed!
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Colonel! Look behind us!
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Everyone! Get to your positions!
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Keep touching me, it feels good!
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Confirm target!
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Elevation 100%!
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Preparing to fire!
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9!
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8!
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7!
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No! No! Oh!
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4!
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3!
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2!
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1!
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Penis cannon, fire!
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It's coming inside!
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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「Women's masturbation technique」
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Why are we here? Why?
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You said you found a cute general store, didn't you?
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It's cute in a way, isn't it?
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You should at least buy something
here and learn about masturbation!
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It's too early for sex when you don't
even know your own sensitive spots.
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I can't! I can't!
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It's impossible!
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Allow me to explain.
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In self-defence class, Andou Natsu learned how to make a "Stay away. Don't come here!!" Field!
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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In short, she'll deploy her A.K. Field!
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Stay Away
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't underestimate a God!
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I won't let you go home until we're done shopping here.
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Aren't you getting something?
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I'm fine, because I have plenty of...
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Eh?!
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It's been a long time, huh?
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What are you doing here, you pervert?!
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Onee-chan, don't you remember him?
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It's him! It's him! That pervert!
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I can never forget!
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It was in Heaven's elementary school.
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Let's go to the next one!
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Here I go, Onee-chan!
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And...
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No!
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God skirt lift!
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What are you doing?! You jerk!
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I won't let you get away with doing such perverted things!
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Pervert! Sicko! Just go away! Die!
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Didn't he do that to you too, Onee-chan?
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No. I only did it to you.
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Why did you only do it to me?
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Could it be because you liked me...?
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It was because your reaction was amusing.
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What's with that?!
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It was a perfect God reaction!
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Yes, yes, yes.
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What the hell are you doing?!
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So... What did you come here to get?
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Um... That lotion, and also...
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What I came to get has nothing to do with you!
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By the way... The woman you came with got away.
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Eh?!
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When did she leave?
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Come back here!
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God reaction.
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-year-olds
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Repeat after me: God reaction!
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「How friends and acquaintances differ from potential lovers」
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First is sweeping... then mopping.
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The smell of a woman is growing stronger.
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Excellent, excellent.
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To be a virgin or not to be a virgin? That is the question.
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Welcome back!
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Darling, do you want rice or udon?
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Or do you want to take a bath?
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What's wrong with him?
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Huh?
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Imagawa?
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I've decided.
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I'll wait for three months.
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I'll wait for three months!
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God shut up.
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What time do you think it is right now?
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I'll wait for three months...
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There are ninety days left until Imagawa Hayao makes his comeback.
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Imagawa Hayao (30). 90 days left until his comeback
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hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
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ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
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Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
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nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
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何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
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I have a feeling that something is going to change.
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hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
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白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
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If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
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sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
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それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
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...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
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mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
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周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
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It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
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yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
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予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！
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...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
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saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
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最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
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To pass the remaining time...
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shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
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幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
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...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
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ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
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一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
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Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
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koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
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小指絡めＡから始めようよ
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We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
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futari dake no jugyou
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二人だけの授業
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The lesson only for us.
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Next Time: A.K. Field's defeat!!
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