Original subtitles

Line up! Sound off!

Index finger!

Middle finger!

Ring finger!

Pinky!

All together!

The Five Digits!

I've got a shockingly disappointing announcement.

I told you guys Hayao would have his first actual combat today, but that's no longer the case.

Eh?!

I don't understand!

This is the day we've been training so long for, isn't it?

That's right!

Even though we want to fight, there's no enemy.

What happened?

His Excellency was brave,

but his enemy left him defeated and speechless.

Don't tell me. Was it...?

"I can't. I'm sorry."

Damn it!

Give me a break!

It's so depressing... Damn it. Why did it come to this...?

It could have been our first battle!

Health and Physical Education for 30-Year-Olds

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

「After being turned down for the second time」

So you've finally been rejected outright?

That's right...

And I thought the mood up to that point was good...

I'm sorry! I can't!

So that's how it is, huh?

You reap what you sow for trying the impossible...

You just can't seem to accept it, can you?

Is it my looks? It must be my looks, right!?

Damn it! I should have stayed quiet!

Women who choose by looks...

aren't that special.

Is that true, Macaron-kun?

God killing sake

Hey... Don't you think it's wrong for children to be drinking sake?

Boo!

That doesn't matter because I'm a God.

Anyway, you need to forget about that woman and move on to the next one!

Yeah, but...

I can't forget about her.

He's an idiot, isn't he?

He's an idiot.

For an idiot like him, you need...

The God Board!

The second time your confession is rejected

Today's Advice Centre

Bar

God killer

After you get turned down for the second time...

Please go out with me

No!

Please go out with me

I'm sorry

Even if you continue trying like that, you won't be accepted.

I can't

I'm sorry

The reason is... that the woman is unable to think of you as a potential suitor.

Giving up is the best thing you can do.

So that's how it is after all...?

But...

I can't give up.

If that's the case, for a period of at least three months to half a year,

you have to wait before trying again.

I can't wait three months...

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「When she doesn't want to be your girlfriend」

Say something already!

Something happened, right?

Today, Imagawa-san confessed to me.

Eh?!

Isn't that a good thing?

So why are you feeling down?

I was happy that Imagawa-san earnestly confessed to me, but...

I see!

He took you to a hotel,

suddenly pushed you down, said that you have to do it in the cowgirl position,

and he told you the perverted things he was going to do.

Huh? You turned him down, didn't you?!

You did?

You idiot! What are you doing?!

You need to go apologise immediately!

Hey! Onee-chan! Say something to her!

Huh?

At any rate, take your face out of there!

It hurts, doesn't it?

You'll die if you don't stop doing that!

That's enough!

I'm fine with not being with him, so just leave me alone!

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「What you lose to get what you need」

Private room Adult Videos

For lonely guys

The rival of manga cafés

This day... I'll masturbate my despair away!

Line up!

Today, we're practising.

His Excellency has long since waited for this day,

so in order to grant his wish,

put your feelings aside and give it everything you've got!

Understood!

Moreover, it looks like it's going to be a long haul,

which we haven't had in a while...

Everyone, make sure to get it all out today!

Bra!

Understood!

Understood!

Well, why don't you start by introducing yourself?

Well... My name is Momoka.

Twelve o'clock! Target sighted!

Target confirmed!

Colonel! Look behind us!

Everyone! Get to your positions!

Keep touching me, it feels good!

Confirm target!

Elevation 100%!

Preparing to fire!

9!

8!

7!

No! No! Oh!

4!

3!

2!

1!

Penis cannon, fire!

It's coming inside!

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「Women's masturbation technique」

Why are we here? Why?

You said you found a cute general store, didn't you?

It's cute in a way, isn't it?

You should at least buy something here and learn about masturbation!

It's too early for sex when you don't even know your own sensitive spots.

I can't! I can't!

It's impossible!

Allow me to explain.

In self-defence class, Andou Natsu learned how to make a "Stay away. Don't come here!!" Field!

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

In short, she'll deploy her A.K. Field!

Stay Away

Don't Come here!!

Don't underestimate a God!

I won't let you go home until we're done shopping here.

Aren't you getting something?

I'm fine, because I have plenty of...

Eh?!

It's been a long time, huh?

What are you doing here, you pervert?!

Onee-chan, don't you remember him?

It's him! It's him! That pervert!

I can never forget!

It was in Heaven's elementary school.

Let's go to the next one!

Here I go, Onee-chan!

And...

No!

God skirt lift!

What are you doing?! You jerk!

I won't let you get away with doing such perverted things!

Pervert! Sicko! Just go away! Die!

Didn't he do that to you too, Onee-chan?

No. I only did it to you.

Why did you only do it to me?

Could it be because you liked me...?

It was because your reaction was amusing.

What's with that?!

It was a perfect God reaction!

Yes, yes, yes.

What the hell are you doing?!

So... What did you come here to get?

Um... That lotion, and also...

What I came to get has nothing to do with you!

By the way... The woman you came with got away.

Eh?!

When did she leave?

Come back here!

God reaction.

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Repeat after me: God reaction!

「How friends and acquaintances differ from potential lovers」

First is sweeping... then mopping.

The smell of a woman is growing stronger.

Excellent, excellent.

To be a virgin or not to be a virgin? That is the question.

Welcome back!

Darling, do you want rice or udon?

Or do you want to take a bath?

What's wrong with him?

Huh?

Imagawa?

I've decided.

I'll wait for three months.

I'll wait for three months!

God shut up.

What time do you think it is right now?

I'll wait for three months...

There are ninety days left until Imagawa Hayao makes his comeback.

Imagawa Hayao (30). 90 days left until his comeback

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next Time: A.K. Field's defeat!!