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Thank you for coming today. Please be careful as you...
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Uh... Um...
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After the movie, have dinner.
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If it's a little too early for dinner, you can take your time.
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Andou-san, there's this restaurant that has delicious pasta-
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Well, then. I'm going home now.
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Goodbye.
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Ah?
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Eh?
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Eh?
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
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僕がこの世で一番好きな
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I want to tell my feelings to you...
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kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
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君に気持ちを伝えたい
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...the one I love the most in this world.
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jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
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地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
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I may be plain and awkward...
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kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
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君に言葉を届けたい
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...but I want to deliver these words to you.
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onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
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同じ時間の中 少しずつ
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At the same time, little by little...
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atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
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新しい君を知る度に
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...I see a new side of you.
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mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
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胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
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Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
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mahou tsukai to yousei ga
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魔法使いと妖精が
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Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
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benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
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勉強中いたずらにキスをして
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so I kiss you.
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yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
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夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
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If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
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kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
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今日の講義を始めましょう
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Let's start today's lesson!
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「Women are also people」
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Oh, no...
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Imagawa, hurry up and come here! The boss monster appeared!
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Being rejected twice is enough, don't you think?
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Just give up and help him with the boss fight. We need healers!
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I wasn't rejected!
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Details of the first date
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She just went home a little early.
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Meet in front of the station
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Movie [Love in the Heavens 2]
(Running time 110 minutes)
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Andou-san goes home
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Date length
2 hours 30 minutes
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I bet you suddenly said something about having sex again, didn't you?
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I didn't!
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I managed to escort her just the way you told me to!
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I'm pretty sure I did...
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If it's true you did exactly as I said,
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then there really is no hope for you.
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So, that's how it is after all?
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Wait just a minute!
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Aren't you back too soon?
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Could it be you were rejected?
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You'll never seize your chance like this.
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You have quite the ego for a single 30-year-old.
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And after a guy finally shows up, too.
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About being rejected...
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What?
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I got nervous... and came home.
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Seeing a movie with a 30-year-old guy made you nervous?!
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Are you an idiot?!
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You want to get rid of your virginity, don't you?
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I... want to meet a wonderful person...
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...and fall in love...
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...and after that, we'll...
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Onee-chan, say something to her!
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After you have sex, make sure to wring out the condom.
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She still can't remember how to speak Japanese.
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Do it tightly!
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So, did you hate the date?
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No...
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Imagawa-san was very considerate.
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He matched my pace when walking...
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God Dating Tip
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Match the woman's walking speed.
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Men who walk fast ahead of you are the worst.
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He always walked closest to the road...
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God Dating Tip
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Walk next to the road!
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Women don't want to be exposed to danger!
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When I bumped into somebody and almost fell down, he caught me.
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Did you send him a thank you email afterwards?
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Eh?
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You didn't?!
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Send one now!
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That's the basics! The basics!
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Thank you very much
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Today was really fun!
If you like, please invite me out again.
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You used too much punctuation in that message.
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Eh?
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Also, what's this?
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If you send an email like that, it's like saying you don't care.
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Eh?
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But I said, "Please invite me out again."
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That's too polite of a way to say it.
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You'd write that even if you didn't want to see him a second time.
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Eh?
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Let me borrow that!
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All right! Sent it!
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Huh?
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You sent it?
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What did you write?!
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Today was really fun!
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If you like, please invite me out again.
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Actually...
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...there's another movie I'd like to see.
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Huh? What does this mean...
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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「The pros and cons
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of rear entry」
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Today's special guest... Hoshi Hiroshi.
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For the sake of helping you lose your virginity,
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I'll help you with your weak points.
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I've heard everything from your relative here.
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Eh?
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In order to rid you of the virginity that has plagued you for 30 years,
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I'll lend you my help as well.
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Family! Family!
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Relatives?
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Huh? Is that wrong?
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No! No! Relatives! Yes!
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I have been summoned by God because of my substantial experience in dating and having sex with women.
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Wait. You aren't a virgin?!
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Don't say something so rude!
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He lost his virginity when he was 18 years old!
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And that's not all. She was foreign!
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His partner was a breathtaking beauty!
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Miss Bulgaria!
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She loved stargazing, and because of that...
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Furthermore, by putting his stargazing hobby to use,
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he was able to form a network of people around the world,
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and remember the emails of women with similar hobbies.
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It's all right, Imagawa.
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You can do it even if you don't have any friends!
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The pros and cons of rear entry.
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The pros and cons of rear entry
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The rear entry is a position that you often see in adult videos, adult games, and the like.
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W-What is this?!
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I'm more connected to the stars than when I was younger,
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and as I continue to get older, I become more and more obsessed with various fantasies.
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Fantasies connected to the stars...?
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Deep within the mountains where I grew up,
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at the height of the night, there was an abundance of stars,
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far beyond my grasp.
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On a night like that, you can admire all the stars in heaven.
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That was the path my fantasy took.
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And that was my first encounter with heavenly bodies.
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There's no need to tell people quite so much about that.
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Setting that aside...
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Rear entry is not what would be considered an abnormal position.
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However, in this position,
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one of the advantages is that you can reach further inside.
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If you choose a woman who really gets into it, there are limitless pleasant experiences to be had.
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And there are also women who are okay with masochistic play, as well.
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Miss Bulgaria was plenty masochistic with me.
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She must have been a good tease!
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Perfectly!
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She would tease and tease until I was burning up!
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And here I was thinking he was a virgin...
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He's getting excited about stuff I don't even know...
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...Exactly!
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Before trying things like rear entry and rape imitation, it's good to find out what your partner likes first.
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But I can't have sex like that my first time.
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That's how it is...
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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Health and Physical Education
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「The pros and cons of
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the cowgirl position」
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Pi-chan, why are you doing that?
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Male and female... kiss!
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Virgin Pole!
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E-Enable!
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Pekichi!
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Hey! Pi-chan!
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It's an equivalent exchange.
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In order for something to happen, there must be sacrifices.
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Normally you would just make a note about it...
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Pros and cons of the cowgirl position
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Anyway, today's lecture is...
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The pros and cons of the cowgirl position.
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Cowgirl position?
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This.
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Gyaa! Bear! Bunny!
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Bears and bunnies have sex this way, you know?
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Onee-chan?
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Ku-chan?
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Ah, animals do it this way, don't they?
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Ku-chan!
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It's a big problem when you're 30 years old and don't even know what the cowgirl position is.
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That's because I've lived my whole life not knowing anything about it...
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That's why you're still a virgin at 30 years old!
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Pros and cons of the cowgirl position
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Now, let's get to today's lesson.
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The pros and cons of the cowgirl position.
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The cowgirl position allows the woman to freely move with the penis however she likes.
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You can choose to move whichever way feels the best to you.
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...Feels best...
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What a late bloomer she is...
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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「The right timing for confession」
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Today I'm on a date with Andou-san once again.
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This time, after we watched the movie, we went to a restaurant.
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This is a nice, quiet restaurant.
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I've been here with my superiors before,
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and I thought this place had a good atmosphere.
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Is that right?
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The vegetables here are delicious!
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I'm looking forward to it.
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When you're on a date and she's talking,
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look into her eyes when you speak to her.
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I think I could like this place.
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Really? I'm glad to hear that.
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I've been crazy about this place ever since I ate here for the first time.
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However,
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because your date might get too nervous,
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don't look into their eyes for more than 10 seconds!
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It really is delicious!
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That's all for today.
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Today was a lot of fun.
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Please invite me out again.
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Andou-san!
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Yes?
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I also had a lot of fun today.
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I want to be with you a lot more.
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I love you!
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Please go out with me!
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I'm sorry! I can't!
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H-Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Like that, I was completely rejected by Andou-san.
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hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
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ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
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Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
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nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
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何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
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I have a feeling that something is going to change.
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hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
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白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
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If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
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sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
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それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
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...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
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mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
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周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
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It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
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yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
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予習の準備はOK Yeah!
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...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
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saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
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最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
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To pass the remaining time...
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shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
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幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
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...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
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ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
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一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
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Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
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koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
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小指絡めAから始めようよ
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We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
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futari dake no jugyou
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二人だけの授業
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The lesson only for us.
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Next time: Let's go to an adult shop!!
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