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「When your confession is rejected」
I-I...
W-With me...
Become one with me, please!
Please...
Please don't take me for an idiot!
I got rejected.
I got rejected!
I thought it was supposed to be fate!
God Board!
When your confession is rejected...
W-Wait.
You can do that too, Macaron-kun?
Wait... Why are you wearing a nurse outfit?
I can do it, too.
Is it bad if I do it?
No... Nothing like that...
Then... I'm continuing!
When your confession is rejected
When you are rejected the first time you confess...
...it's often because the woman doesn't see you
as someone she could be romantically interested in.
However, despite that, there are many ways to get the girl
to become conscious of the boy as a potential lover.
Huh? Really?!
Then if I do that...
All right!
It's coming into view!
However...
When you confess to a girl who is not very sexually aware,
these are not the only possible reactions.
In other words, it's like this in your case.
Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds
boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
僕がこの世で一番好きな
I want to tell my feelings to you...
kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
君に気持ちを伝えたい
...the one I love the most in this world.
jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
I may be plain and awkward...
kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
君に言葉を届けたい
...but I want to deliver these words to you.
onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
同じ時間の中 少しずつ
At the same time, little by little...
atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
新しい君を知る度に
...I see a new side of you.
mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
mahou tsukai to yousei ga
魔法使いと妖精が
Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
勉強中いたずらにキスをして
so I kiss you.
yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
今日の講義を始めましょう
Let's start today's lesson!
I'm begging you!
I'm in charge of maintenance starting today.
I'm from Cherry Systems.
Where can I find the person in charge?
We've got plenty of computers.
What did you say?! Do you call yourself a receptionist!?
Also, don't you think it's indecent to look at photos of idols?
Well, don't you!?
I'm just checking the magazines for inappropriate content.
Stay away from me, because your sweat is flying everywhere.
This woman! Damn her!
Sign: Be quiet in the library!
Even though I sweat my guts out by coming here,
isn't it rude of you to tell me to stay away because of it?
Now, now. Calm down.
...in the first place, sweating is effective at keeping you cool,
so your bodily functions don't give out and cause you to have more serious problems...
...and when I get soaked with it like this...
Eh?
Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds
「How to ask for an email address」
I've decided to move!
I've decided I should move!
She could have said, "Oh, how unexpected,"
and taken the whole thing as a misunderstanding!
All right.
You need to get the email address of that woman named Andou, or whatever.
Huh?
What are you talking about?
You want me to have a "death before surrender" attitude about Andou-san?
You fool.
The way I see it, that woman still hasn't disregarded you as a potential suitor.
Eh?
Is that right?
It's because she misunderstood what you were trying to do.
Instead, she thought you were a disgusting man,
who was sexually harassing her.
That's not good!
Stop complaining about everything and go get her email address.
Otherwise...
Macaron!
Yes!
Momoko-chan!
You fool!
This is... the God Pair!
I despise these guys!
Um... Andou-san, the weather sure is nice today, huh?
By the way, would you like to exchange email addresses?
Wait! That's too direct!
Um...
Actually, it's my hobby to collect many people's email addresses.
Could you please tell me your email address?
What...?
I wonder what he's doing, being so noisy?
Oh, Miss?
N-No!
A.K. Field!
Allow me to explain.
Andou Natsu learned how to make a "Stay away. Don't come here!!" Field in self defence class!
Stay Away
Stay Away
Stay Away
Stay Away
Stay Away
Stay Away
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Don't Come here!!
Stay Away
Don't Come here!!
In short, she'll deploy her A.K. Field!
Um... Andou-san!
I'm sorry about the other day,
but I really want to, so if you'd like,
do you want to exchange email addresses?
Uh... Yes, if you're okay with me.
Is it all right if I send mine first?
Yes... Um...
Huh... You know this is the men's restroom, right?
A.K. Field!
I got her email!
「Advantages of the missionary
and more complex positions」
Ah, Superintendent.
Good evening.
Imagawa Hayao...
What is it, Superintendent?!
The smell of a female is coming from your cell phone!
Must I protect you from women who would take your virginity?!
What's up with him?
Congratulations!
Eh?
W-What?
You got her email address, didn't you?
How do you know that?!
God... Because you're a God, you somehow found out my code!
Huh?
God bug!
As long as I have this, I can get right through your code.
Gods don't need a bug!
Your arrogance is persistent.
This time, I'll be sure to get rid of it!
Get rid of it?
Double God Board!
Advantages of the missionary and more complex positions.
The missionary position is possibly the most natural position for humans to have sex.
The foundation of sex begins and ends with the missionary position.
The first time you have sex you should stick to the basics, and not try anything too abnormal.
Here are some variations of what you can do while inserting.
Deep kissing, caressing the nipples and rubbing the outside can be done simultaneously.
Good places for kissing are the neck, cheek and jaw.
If you want to kiss, these are all good places to kiss!
However, if you kiss too hard
you'll leave a mark from being too enthusiastic!
So, let's try kissing!
Yes, I'll try kissing!
Well, let's put it to practice with Macaron and Momoko.
No! That would be awful!
Yeah, I can do it! I'll do my best, my absolute best!
Just a little bit...
Okay! Then, let's do it!
What are you doing, Macaron-kun!?
That person made a really scary face.
「How to ask someone on a date」
Have you seen Aizura 2?
No, I haven't seen it yet.
Huh? You really loved the first one didn't you?
Why don't you invite a guy to go with you?
T-There's no way! It's fine.
I'll get the DVD and watch it by myself...
That sounds so lonely...
A movie, huh?
What are you doing all of a sudden?
Why aren't you asking that woman out to the movie?
That's not reasonable. I've already been turned down once...
Besides, if I suddenly ask her out to go see a romantic movie, it would look like I had other motives, wouldn't it?
But in reality you do, don't you?
Even if I do, suddenly revealing those motives is bad, isn't it?
And anyway, I haven't even sent her a single email...
What did you say?!
You haven't even sent her a single email?
Are you an idiot? Are you that much of an idiot?!
Nii-chan, you're overdoing it!
Imagawa just has an overwhelming lack of decisiveness from his lacklustre 30 years of life.
You're not making it any better, Macaron-kun...
Well, uh, what can I say... I sort of, uh...
Argh, this is so frustrating!
I will ask her out! I will ask her out and make her my woman!
Eh?! W-Wait!
Oh, oh! I'll ask her out!
No, I'll do It! I will ask her right now!
No! I want to ask her out!
Me! Macaron! Me! Macaron! Me! Macaron! Me! Macaron!
Wait a minute!
I'm the one who wants to ask her out!
Go ahead!
Um... Andou-san...
Eh?
I-If you're free this Sunday,
would you like to go see a movie?
Ah... Okay. Well, this Sunday, then...
And that's how I ended up going on my first date with Andou-san.
hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
I have a feeling that something is going to change.
hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
予習の準備はOK Yeah!
...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
To pass the remaining time...
shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
小指絡めAから始めようよ
We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
futari dake no jugyou
二人だけの授業
The lesson only for us.
Next time:
Pi-chan and Ku-chan will make their appearance!
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