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Please take off my bra.

B-Bra? Eh?

Wait. Who are you?

Please, take off my bra!

Okay...

Huh?

It won't come apart...

It hurts.

S-Sorry.

Enough. You're hopeless.

Where did you come from?!

If you can't even take off a bra skilfully,

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If you don't have confidence

give her a bra you know how to take off.

you'll never get to be with a woman.

Her flashy bra is important. It's important for the mood!!

She wouldn't want you to ruin her favourite bra.

Eh... Is that right?

Wait! So you did this after all?!

Don't be bothered by such trivial things.

It shows that you're a virgin.

It's not some kind of disease!

By the way, do you love this girl?

Even if you say that, this is the first time we've met.

Is that right? You hate her?

Then I have no choice.

Hey, you. Change.

Where is she supposed to do that?!

Wait a second. It's not like I hate her.

She could be my type.

If it's possible, it would be better if her breasts were a little bigger.

I see. You like her, huh?

All right. Then have sex with her.

What was that? What?

You want to have sex with a woman you love, right?

Then she fits the conditions perfectly, doesn't she?

Then, have sex with her.

Have sex with her immediately.

There's no way a girl that small can do it, is there?

What are you thinking?!

In the first place, who is this girl?

Oh, her?

This is...

My little brother.

Little brother...?

Nice to meet you. My name is Macaron.

Please take good care of me.

「Don't arbitrarily decide what your type is」

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

「Don't judge based on outward appearances」

All right.

We're going to a mixer.

I'm not.

No, you will.

First of all, you have to get used to talking to women.

Do I look like I want to do that?

Shut up!

This situation doesn't suit you.

Something might happen to Momoko if I get too tired of hearing that.

Macaron!

Yes!

Imagawa, look at this.

Ah! Momoko-chan!

Let me explain.

Momoko-chan is Imagawa Hayao's imaginary lover.

So, what will you do?

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If you do as I say, I'll give Momoko back to you.

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What kind of God uses the same tricks as a blockheaded kidnapper?

And so I went out...

...to a mixer party.

Nice to meet you. I'm Chimi.

I'm Mo.

I'm Ryou.

Nice to meet you.

We're having a mixer with these people?

Eh? What?

God Finger!

Argh! My eyes! My eyes!

You fool!

Don't judge based on outward appearances.

Get rid of that prejudice.

If you do that, you'll find their inner beauty.

What's inside?

I'm Chimi.

I'm Mo.

Now, then.

Nice to meet you.

I can see it!

I saw it.

They're super beautiful.

But how?

Remember this well.

This is... Clit Power.

Groan ...

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

Cheer up, Imagawa-!

「Practising」

The next lesson is how to increase the number of people you meet.

Momoko's gone...

Imagawa!

Should I do this?

You won't do it if I come, right?!

I'm not meeting more people at all...

I don't know how to have a conversation with anybody...

Um, excuse me?

Is it okay if I sit next to you?

Ah, yes. I don't mind...

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I would like to apologise from the bottom of my heart.

No, no. I should be the one apologising for disturbing you at work.

I came at a bad time,

when you were having a meeting about a new product.

Eh?

Breasts is justice!

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Oh, that's right. You came during the product meeting!

Yeah, pitching new products can be so troublesome.

That's true.

I'm sorry.

This is...

Maybe...

Maybe this is...

...what people mean by...

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

Flyyyy!

「Your soulmate」

I met my soulmate!

I definitely met her!

That was the first time I've been able to get along with a girl so well.

My heart was definitely charmed by her.

Macaron, can you hand me the soy sauce?

Yes!

Listen when people are talking to you!

Well, it's not like I can say you are incapable of getting a girlfriend.

Try your best.

Yeah, thank you!

La la la~

Fate~

La la la~

Fate~

La la la~

Fate~

That's a delusion.

Because that guy lacked, then suddenly gained the ability to communicate with women,

he mistakenly thinks that the woman is someone special.

You aren't going to do anything about it?

It happens to everyone before the real thing.

It's an important step for him to experience.

And for that happy idiot, it'll be good if he's rejected harshly.

Nii-chan, you can't be picky about food.

Fate~

Sorry.

La la la~

Fate~

Lalalala~

Wow!

A-Andou-san?

Yes, what is it?

I-I...

Yes?

W-With me...

Become one with me, please!

Nii-chan, that's sexual harassment!

Look! It's sexual harassment right there!

It's the first time I've seen it! Awesome!

Oh!

Become one?

Become one?

No! That's wrong! Wrong!

No... It's not wrong, but...

Um... Andou-san?

Let me explain.

Andou Natsu learned in self-defence class how to make a "Stay away. Don't come here!" Field!

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Stay Away

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

Don't Come here!!

In short, she'll deploy her A.K. Field!

Stay Away

Don't Come here!!

Please...

Please, don't take me for an idiot!

What is thi- Argh!

To be continued.

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next time: Please take off my bra!