Original subtitles

What are you doing, Macaron-kun?

I'm cooking rice porridge, Master!

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

「Share your time together」

You fool!

No matter what human methods you try, it won't help!

I can certainly say that cooking rice porridge on the forehead and eating it...

...is the right remedy for when a God catches a cold, though.

If I can lower my temperature while replenishing and raising my energy, it would definitely be a Godlike idea!

Oh, is that so?

Rather, what is "dechu"?

You should be more careful, because you're ill.

It's almost done, right?

Okay, okay.

I want to eat snacks...

Isn't this a different kind of illness?

No need to rush...

Hello?

Uh, yes, yes.

No, no.

I don't mind at all.

Onee-chan, what are you eating?

What is that, a vibrator?

Yes, that's right.

Yes.

Well, then. Take care!

Onee-chan!

So, what was that call about?

It seems Daigorou caught a cold.

So even Gods can catch colds?

You won't catch one unless you're careless.

He's too lively.

He lacks the self-awareness of a God.

Right, Onee-chan?

Kuu-chan?

Yes, hello?

By any chance, did the radio waves reach you before the phone?

Is that right?

In that case, maybe I should go as well?

Yes, yes.

Is that so?

No, no.

It's not like that.

Well, then. Take care!

Pii-chan, it's terrible!

Macaron-kun caught a cold, too.

Eh?! Macaron too?

He needs to make rice porridge,

so our date tomorrow is cancelled.

I guess it can't be helped.

Goddess costume!

Huh?

I'll nurse them, so make sure to go on your date.

Eh? Eh?

We came from Heaven, so that things would go well for you, Na-chan.

How could we allow them to interfere with your date?

Really!

Are they really qualified to be gods?

Geez! Why are you all sick like that? You're such a kid!

Pii-chan, do your best!

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

Health and Physical Education for 30 Year-Olds!

Kin~

「If you get into a fight」

Ah~

Is it tasty?

I like scallions more than green onions.

Also, for a little flavour, I'd like some soy sauce.

Okay...

And as for the finishing touch,

put in a raw egg and let it cook from the heat thoroughly.

You still have a long way to go.

I just want to give up!

Hurry, pick up! Hurry, pick up! Hurry, pick up!

Yes, hello?

Oh, Na-chan?

What is it?

Huh? You got into a fight?

You broke up?!

No, no, that's not right.

Wait a minute!

What do you mean?

Imagawa-san cheated on me.

He's a virgin, and yet he cheated on you?!

Okay, Na-chan.

Bring Imagawa and come back here...

I want a second helping.

Nii-chan, it's too soon for...

Just be quiet and sleep!

She's mad at me.

Shut up! Stop being noisy!

You...

You're just a virgin, and yet you're two-timing!?

On top of that, you say you don't want to break up with the second girl!?

You've got some guts!

You needle dick!

How about I kick your balls up into your throat!?

Wait a second!

The thing Andou-san is saying I'm cheating with is...

...this!

Eh?

I don't understand why I have to get rid of this!

Is that right?

Because that's a fake girlfriend, isn't it?

When you have me as a real girlfriend, why do you need that?

Andou-san is Andou-san. Momoko is just Momoko.

This has nothing to do with cheating!

"Momoko"?!

You should call me by my family name, and what's more, you should add -san.

Why don't you use Momoko-san?!

Because Momoko is Momoko.

You said "Momoko" again!

Well, she doesn't have a family name, so I don't have a choice, do I?

In the first place, she's wearing a sailor outfit.

Just how old is Momoko?

Anyway, I'm just a 30 year old virgin!

The way you're speaking...

That's what I am, too, you know?

Shut up...

You should make the best of...

So noisy. I'm trying to sleep!

That's not my intention!

Is that a good intention?

Can't I have good intentions for it?

I didn't say you couldn't, did I?

Now, now, you two...

Pii-chan?

I caught their cold that fast?

Pii-chan?

Kuu-chan?

What's wrong? Pii-chan is...

Another helping.

That's no good, no good.

Is she all right?

Hmph.

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

Health and Physical Education for 30 Year-Olds.

「Ideal and reality」

After that day when I fought with Andou-san,

how should I get in contact?

Call? Text?

Or maybe by letter?

Or if she gets in touch, how should I respond?

Do I need to send a letter or have a discussion?

Should I act as if nothing ever happened?

I'm afraid of both waiting and making contact.

I'm going on a journey for a while.

Please don't search for me.

Imagawa Hayao.

Right now, I'm in the Sahara Desert!

Well, honestly, I just wanted to go outside of town.

Truthfully, going out would be terrible.

Imagawa Hayao...

Eh? Superintendent?!

I received a duel request from the desert Virgin King, so I went there.

I finished the match I was in and came here.

It was a complete victory for me, of course.

I can imagine exactly what kind of battle that was...

Young man, Imagawa.

Ask freely.

What?

Would you like to inherit this virgin power?

What...?

The true path of a virgin,

depended on by virgins, for the sake of virgins!

Will you come with me?

We shall bring forth the virgin power dwelling within you.

That is the proof that you're the legendary virgin only seen once every hundred years.

Stand as a Virgin King!

Change your loneliness into strength and stand as the Virgin King!

We are virgins for certain,

and we chosen men must be able to join together!

Like a virgin!

Woo!

Like a virgin!

Woo!

Like a virgin!

Woo!

Health and Physical Education for 30 Year-Olds.

Hyah!

「The borderline of infidelity」

Oh, not there...

I wonder what's so good about her...

Momoko.

I really don't want to lose to her.

Andou Natsu!

Andou Natsu

(30 Years Old ・ Virgin)

Momoko!

Momoko

(Blow-up wife)

Cooking showdown!

Cooking showdown!

Fight!

Go on, Imagawa-san! Enjoy your meal.

Amazing!

Amazing!

Amazing!

Ta-dah!

Ta-dah!

Ta-dah!

Ta-dah!

Ta-dah!

Ta-dah!

Ta-dah!

Wow! It looks delicious!

But I like this better.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Eh?!

What?

What?

Nyotaimori!

[TL note: nyotaimori is serving sushi or sashimi on a naked woman's body]

Yahoo!

Yahoo!

Nyotaimori!

I don't have breasts like that ・・・

I don't have breasts like that ・・・

Yahoo!

Yay! Yay!

Yahoo!

You lose!

That's wrong! That's wrong!

Let me see... Let me see...

Andou Natsu

(Born with eyebrows)

Cleaning showdown!

Momoko

(All-purpose faux human sex doll)

Cleaning showdown!

Fight!

Oh!

Amazing!

It's nothing special.

Amazing!

Amazing!

That's really amazing, Momoko-chan!

Eh?

She's sucking up the garbage with incredible force!

This is already beyond a human's capability!

Amazing! It's too amazing, Momoko-chan!

As I thought, you should be my lover!

Eh?!

You lose!

No! No! No!

That's not possible!

Let's see... Let's see...

Andou Natsu

(Tiny breasts ・ A cup)

Momoko

(Huge breasts ・ I cup)

Swimming showdown!

Swimming showdown!

Fight!

Can't swim

Can't swim

Momoko-san can't swim!

Neither can you

All right.

I might be able to win like this.

Eh?!

Momoko!

No matter what I do, I can't win...

Momoko-san...

It isn't infidelity.

I'm just a doll.

What am I doing...?

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next time: Macaron and Onee-sama!!