Original subtitles

At 30 years old, a young male virgin becomes a wizard.

Momoko-chan.

I'm about to face my 30th birthday without ever having a girlfriend.

But after today, I'll be able to say farewell to that.

Momoko-chan, I offer you my virginity!

Well then, excuse me.

Momoko-chan...

Even if you do it with a Dutch wife, you're not losing your virginity.

Who?!

What?!

Wait, why are you naked?!

Go! God board!

What?

What are you talking about?

A pervert? Are you some kind of pervert?

Huh? Momoko-chan!

Momoko-chan!

Why?

Momoko-chan?!

The God Board appears!

What have you done?!

Just calm down.

From now on, I'm going to grant you the knowledge of a God.

The knowledge of a God?

Wait a minute!

During your first sex, the important thing is variation in positions.

By smoothly changing positions, you can increase the variation in sex.

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

The important thing is to match rhythm with your partner!

Match rhythm with your partner!

Suddenly going to the rear entry position with an inexperienced woman is foolish.

Rear entry

Rear entry

Rear entry

Rear entry

Rear entry

Rear entry

On the other hand, using the missionary position with an experienced woman is what a simpleton would do.

Rear entry

Rear entry

Missionary position

Missionary position

Missionary position

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

Position variationhhh

Missionary position

Missionary position

However, the missionary position is very important.

Missionary position

Missionary position

Missionary position

Variations of the missionary position

Variations of the missionary position

Variations of the missionary position

Variations of the missionary position

Variations of the missionary position

There are many variations to the missionary position.

Sex must begin and end with the missionary-

Get out, you pervert!

How impolite of you to call me a pervert.

I'm a... God.

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Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

「Preparation before sex」

Man, I can't believe this.

And on my birthday, too.

It's finally your birthday and the party with your Dutch wife was ruined, huh?

Yo.

Where the hell did you come from?!

Oh, idiot.

Move, move.

Here... Here...

No! Stop!

Stop... Stop!

If you don't wash there properly, it'll become a breeding ground for bacteria, and you'll become sick.

Don't come crying to me when you can't get it up for sex.

Shut up!

That's way more help than I need.

But that down there...

What...?

Stub dickHHHHI

stubby penisI

small penis

men with small penises

You have a stub dick.

Hey!

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Can't you be a little more delicate about the way you say that?!

Poorly endowed?

That's not any better!

Get the hell out!

Geez. What the hell is with that guy?

I keep telling you, I'm a God.

All right.

I give up. You win.

You said you're a God?

What do you want with me?

I came to help you get rid of your virginity.

Huh?

I'm a God of erotic love.

To put it simply, a God of sex.

Since you've lived for 30 years without a girlfriend,

I've come to guide you on the path to losing your virginity.

You sure are a God that goes to a lot of trouble!

Now, 30 year-old man!

Listen closely to everything I say!

And you will move on to graduation!

Don't ever come here again!

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

Know your place!

Gooooood!!

「Breast caressing techniques」

Good morning, Superintendent.

Ah, Imagawa.

Are you still a virgin today?

Yes, yes... I'm off.

Boys be ambitious.

Boys are ambitious.

Imagawa-dono.

Character is essential

Hoshi-kun, do-do you need something?

It was good, wasn't it?

Did you like Momoko?

Did you enjoy it fully?

It's a pretty good thing to get for 600,000 yen, isn't it?

Personal responsibility

I wonder what you mean.

That's not good.

Ordering something like that from work...

A workplace where you can grow

Should I just get to work?

Hm?

What's this?!

How did my mouse turn into breasts?!

How did it get like this?

I can't get my hand loose.

Why?!

How does the God Mouse feel?

God Mouse?

Wait! So this is your doing?!

Work-life balance

What are you doing?!

Give me a break!

I'm working right now!

Can't you see that?!

I'm working too.

Can't you see that?!

No, I can't!

Don't say that!

Stop arguing and squeeze it right now!

Squeeze it?!

Just squeeze it.

If you don't squeeze those breasts in two minutes, it'll explode!

Explode?!

Is something wrong?

Nothing! Nothing!

Nothing's-

Squeeze them. Squeeze them. Squeeze them.

All right. I'll squeeze them. I'll squeeze them.

Imagawa Hayao, 30 years old.

I accept these breasts to squeeze!

Eh?

Soft...

So warm...

Breasts is justice!

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Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Breasts is Justice

Yes, yes, breasts...

Breasts...

It hurts!

Breast caressing technique

Touch around the edge of thehhhh nipples and squeeze like in thehhh drawing. Squeeze just hard enough to change the shape of the nipple a little.

With the breast in your mouthi, suck on the nipple.hhhhhhhhh Roll your tongue around theh nipple, and then do it more strongly.

You fool!

It's no good if you do it so hard it hurts.

Do it softer, or it's no good.

Try again.

Uh... Yeah.

Like this?

It feels good~

I did it.

All right. That's good.

Now suck on the nipples.

Suck on them?! Here?!

That's right.

They're sensitive, so you have to be careful.

Realise your dreams

Wait a minute, I can't-

Hurry up! There's not enough time!

Yeah...

Um, excuse me?

What?! I'm busy right now!

I think I'm lost.

Merit-based principles

Suck. Suck on my nipples.

Merit-based principles

Merit-based principles

S-Sorry.....

What the heck was that!?

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

Wait. Who are you?

「On the first time」

I'm back...

Good job, Imagawa Hayao!

Why the hell won't you leave me alone?!

I've had enough of you!

It's not like I even want to have sex.

I have Momoko-chan, and I'm completely satisfied with that!

Just leave me alone!

Really? Fine.

Huh? Really?!

You're really going to give up?

I hate wasting effort on a guy who doesn't want to do it.

Is that right?

You weren't here for very long, but thanks for your-

Because of that, I'll be helping you until the day you die.

What?

I was sent here from Heaven, and I'm in charge of getting rid of your virginity,

so I cannot return to Heaven until I have done that.

Eh?!

It's a good thing it's such a trivial amount of time in a God's life span.

No, no! That's not good! No good!

It's obviously impossible for me to deal with this so suddenly, isn't it?!

It's impossible! Impossible! Definitely impossible!

You hate me, don't you?

Eh?

If you feel that way, you should just say it.

It's not like I hate you that much...

All right. I understand.

Use me to get rid of your virginity!

Like I could do that!

What the hell are you trying to get me to do?!

It's fine.

This is the quickest way for you to get rid of your virginity,

so I can return to Heaven, and then you can be alone again.

This is... This is surely a God's idea!

It's all right.

I'm a God of sex.

Your partner is God-class.

I'll give you the best first-time experience you can get!

What the?!

No!

I don't want it to be this way!

Come and enjoy a God's butt as much as you like!

No!

No!

I want to have sex with a girl I love!

If that's the case, you should have said that sooner.

Leave everything to me.

This is how the worst days of my life began.

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next time: Macaron appears!