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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:04,720 At 30 years old, a young male virgin becomes a wizard. 2 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:12,490 Momoko-chan. 3 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:16,740 I'm about to face my 30th birthday without ever having a girlfriend. 4 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:24,250 But after today, I'll be able to say farewell to that. 5 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:32,760 Momoko-chan, I offer you my virginity! 6 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:35,380 Well then, excuse me. 7 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:39,760 Momoko-chan... 8 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:44,640 Even if you do it with a Dutch wife, you're not losing your virginity. 9 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:46,010 Who?! 10 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:46,460 What?! 11 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:47,480 Wait, why are you naked?! 12 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:59,830 Go! God board! 13 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,740 What? 14 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:02,750 What are you talking about? 15 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,290 A pervert? Are you some kind of pervert? 16 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:05,710 Huh? Momoko-chan! 17 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:06,310 Momoko-chan! 18 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:06,960 Why? 19 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:07,750 Momoko-chan?! 20 00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:16,930 The God Board appears! 21 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:19,720 What have you done?! 22 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:21,820 Just calm down. 23 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,640 From now on, I'm going to grant you the knowledge of a God. 24 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,220 The knowledge of a God? 25 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,560 Wait a minute! 26 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,290 During your first sex, the important thing is variation in positions. 27 00:01:29,810 --> 00:01:33,350 By smoothly changing positions, you can increase the variation in sex. 28 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:30,900 Position variationhhh 29 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:30,940 Position variationhhh 30 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:30,980 Position variationhhh 31 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:31,020 Position variationhhh 32 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:31,070 Position variationhhh 33 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:43,080 Position variationhhh 34 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:35,280 The important thing is to match rhythm with your partner! 35 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,100 Match rhythm with your partner! 36 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,860 Suddenly going to the rear entry position with an inexperienced woman is foolish. 37 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:35,820 Rear entry 38 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:35,860 Rear entry 39 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:35,900 Rear entry 40 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:35,950 Rear entry 41 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:35,990 Rear entry 42 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:39,120 Rear entry 43 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:43,330 On the other hand, using the missionary position with an experienced woman is what a simpleton would do. 44 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:39,160 Rear entry 45 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:39,200 Rear entry 46 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:39,700 Missionary position 47 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:39,740 Missionary position 48 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:43,290 Missionary position 49 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:43,120 Position variationhhh 50 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:43,160 Position variationhhh 51 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:43,200 Position variationhhh 52 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:43,240 Position variationhhh 53 00:01:43,290 --> 00:01:43,330 Missionary position 54 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:43,370 Missionary position 55 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:46,120 However, the missionary position is very important. 56 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:43,410 Missionary position 57 00:01:43,410 --> 00:01:43,450 Missionary position 58 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:43,490 Missionary position 59 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:43,790 Variations of the missionary position 60 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:43,830 Variations of the missionary position 61 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:43,870 Variations of the missionary position 62 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:43,910 Variations of the missionary position 63 00:01:43,910 --> 00:01:46,120 Variations of the missionary position 64 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,120 There are many variations to the missionary position. 65 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,540 Sex must begin and end with the missionary- 66 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:51,040 Get out, you pervert! 67 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,930 How impolite of you to call me a pervert. 68 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:57,430 I'm a... God. 69 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:04,630 |First 70 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:17,720 Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds 71 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:23,160 boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na 72 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:23,160 僕がこの世で一番好きな 73 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:23,160 I want to tell my feelings to you... 74 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,870 kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai 75 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,870 君に気持ちを伝えたい 76 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,870 ...the one I love the most in this world. 77 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:33,840 jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo 78 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:33,840 地味で不器用こんな僕だけど 79 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:33,840 I may be plain and awkward... 80 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:38,420 kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai 81 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:38,420 君に言葉を届けたい 82 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:38,420 ...but I want to deliver these words to you. 83 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:43,800 onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu 84 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:43,800 同じ時間の中少しずつ 85 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:43,800 At the same time, little by little... 86 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,810 atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni 87 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,810 新しい君を知る度に 88 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,810 ...I see a new side of you. 89 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:59,360 mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo 90 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:59,360 胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ 91 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:59,360 Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows. 92 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:05,160 mahou tsukai to yousei ga 93 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:05,160 魔法使いと妖精が 94 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:05,160 Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study, 95 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:10,120 benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite 96 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:10,120 勉強中いたずらにキスをして 97 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:10,120 so I kiss you. 98 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:15,750 yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai! 99 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:15,750 夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない! 100 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:15,750 If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream! 101 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:21,130 kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou 102 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:21,130 今日の講義を始めましょう 103 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:21,130 Let's start today's lesson! 104 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,980 「Preparation before sex」 105 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:42,770 Man, I can't believe this. 106 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,440 And on my birthday, too. 107 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,880 It's finally your birthday and the party with your Dutch wife was ruined, huh? 108 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:52,300 Yo. 109 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,540 Where the hell did you come from?! 110 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,090 Oh, idiot. 111 00:03:58,090 --> 00:03:59,260 Move, move. 112 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:00,670 Here... Here... 113 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,130 No! Stop! 114 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:05,720 Stop... Stop! 115 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:09,220 If you don't wash there properly, it'll become a breeding ground for bacteria, and you'll become sick. 116 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:12,780 Don't come crying to me when you can't get it up for sex. 117 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:14,190 Shut up! 118 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:15,600 That's way more help than I need. 119 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:18,290 But that down there... 120 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,360 What...? 121 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,030 Stub dickHHHHI 122 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,030 stubby penisI 123 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,030 small penis 124 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,030 men with small penises 125 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:23,030 You have a stub dick. 126 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:24,370 Hey! 127 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 M 128 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 y 129 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 C 130 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 o 131 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 n 132 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 d 133 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 l 134 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 e 135 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 c 136 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:27,140 s 137 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:27,400 Can't you be a little more delicate about the way you say that?! 138 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,550 Poorly endowed? 139 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:31,120 That's not any better! 140 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,410 Get the hell out! 141 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:36,500 Geez. What the hell is with that guy? 142 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:41,300 I keep telling you, I'm a God. 143 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:43,670 All right. 144 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,840 I give up. You win. 145 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,940 You said you're a God? 146 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:49,970 What do you want with me? 147 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,690 I came to help you get rid of your virginity. 148 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:55,230 Huh? 149 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,160 I'm a God of erotic love. 150 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,340 To put it simply, a God of sex. 151 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,130 Since you've lived for 30 years without a girlfriend, 152 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:05,110 I've come to guide you on the path to losing your virginity. 153 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:08,370 You sure are a God that goes to a lot of trouble! 154 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,950 Now, 30 year-old man! 155 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:15,000 Listen closely to everything I say! 156 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:20,000 And you will move on to graduation! 157 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,130 Don't ever come here again! 158 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:31,140 Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds 159 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:31,140 Know your place! 160 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:31,140 Gooooood!! 161 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:34,140 「Breast caressing techniques」 162 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:40,100 Good morning, Superintendent. 163 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,810 Ah, Imagawa. 164 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,160 Are you still a virgin today? 165 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,030 Yes, yes... I'm off. 166 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,850 Boys be ambitious. 167 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:56,040 Boys are ambitious. 168 00:05:58,850 --> 00:06:01,290 Imagawa-dono. 169 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:04,420 Character is essential 170 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:05,200 Hoshi-kun, do-do you need something? 171 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:07,870 It was good, wasn't it? 172 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:09,930 Did you like Momoko? 173 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,650 Did you enjoy it fully? 174 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:18,650 It's a pretty good thing to get for 600,000 yen, isn't it? 175 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:22,690 Personal responsibility 176 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:22,690 I wonder what you mean. 177 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,710 That's not good. 178 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:28,200 Ordering something like that from work... 179 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,660 A workplace where you can grow 180 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,660 Should I just get to work? 181 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,080 Hm? 182 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,760 What's this?! 183 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,670 How did my mouse turn into breasts?! 184 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,910 How did it get like this? 185 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:48,410 I can't get my hand loose. 186 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:49,630 Why?! 187 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,610 How does the God Mouse feel? 188 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:53,630 God Mouse? 189 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,830 Wait! So this is your doing?! 190 00:06:54,640 --> 00:07:02,650 Work-life balance 191 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,000 What are you doing?! 192 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,170 Give me a break! 193 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,830 I'm working right now! 194 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:01,690 Can't you see that?! 195 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,030 I'm working too. 196 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:06,350 Can't you see that?! 197 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,310 No, I can't! 198 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:09,240 Don't say that! 199 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,530 Stop arguing and squeeze it right now! 200 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:12,460 Squeeze it?! 201 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:13,640 Just squeeze it. 202 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,970 If you don't squeeze those breasts in two minutes, it'll explode! 203 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:16,920 Explode?! 204 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,730 Is something wrong? 205 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,470 Nothing! Nothing! 206 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:22,210 Nothing's- 207 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:26,540 Squeeze them. Squeeze them. Squeeze them. 208 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,540 All right. I'll squeeze them. I'll squeeze them. 209 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:31,180 Imagawa Hayao, 30 years old. 210 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:35,010 I accept these breasts to squeeze! 211 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:37,890 Eh? 212 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,590 Soft... 213 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:49,070 So warm... 214 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:54,570 Breasts is justice! 215 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:50,650 B 216 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:50,690 Breasts is Justice 217 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:50,740 Breasts is Justice 218 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:50,780 Breasts is Justice 219 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:50,950 Breasts is Justice 220 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:51,030 Breasts is Justice 221 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:51,110 Breasts is Justice 222 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:51,650 Breasts is Justice 223 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:52,030 Breasts is Justice 224 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:54,570 Breasts is Justice 225 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,390 Yes, yes, breasts... 226 00:07:57,390 --> 00:07:58,410 Breasts... 227 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:01,080 It hurts! 228 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:10,090 Breast caressing technique 229 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:10,090 Touch around the edge of thehhhh nipples and squeeze like in thehhh drawing. Squeeze just hard enough to change the shape of the nipple a little. 230 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:10,090 With the breast in your mouthi, suck on the nipple.hhhhhhhhh Roll your tongue around theh nipple, and then do it more strongly. 231 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,180 You fool! 232 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,690 It's no good if you do it so hard it hurts. 233 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:06,540 Do it softer, or it's no good. 234 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,200 Try again. 235 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,090 Uh... Yeah. 236 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,090 Like this? 237 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:16,400 It feels good~ 238 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,350 I did it. 239 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:18,610 All right. That's good. 240 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:21,110 Now suck on the nipples. 241 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:23,630 Suck on them?! Here?! 242 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:24,150 That's right. 243 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:27,360 They're sensitive, so you have to be careful. 244 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:35,030 Realise your dreams 245 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,700 Wait a minute, I can't- 246 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,510 Hurry up! There's not enough time! 247 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,500 Yeah... 248 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,030 Um, excuse me? 249 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:37,350 What?! I'm busy right now! 250 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,410 I think I'm lost. 251 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,490 Merit-based principles 252 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,130 Suck. Suck on my nipples. 253 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:50,070 Merit-based principles 254 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:50,130 Merit-based principles 255 00:08:55,340 --> 00:09:00,350 S-Sorry..... 256 00:08:55,340 --> 00:09:00,350 What the heck was that!? 257 00:08:55,340 --> 00:09:00,350 Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds 258 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:59,380 Wait. Who are you? 259 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:02,350 「On the first time」 260 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:12,030 I'm back... 261 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:16,840 Good job, Imagawa Hayao! 262 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,990 Why the hell won't you leave me alone?! 263 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:21,560 I've had enough of you! 264 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,060 It's not like I even want to have sex. 265 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:27,340 I have Momoko-chan, and I'm completely satisfied with that! 266 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:29,670 Just leave me alone! 267 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:34,550 Really? Fine. 268 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:35,890 Huh? Really?! 269 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,760 You're really going to give up? 270 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:42,560 I hate wasting effort on a guy who doesn't want to do it. 271 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,730 Is that right? 272 00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:46,300 You weren't here for very long, but thanks for your- 273 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:49,440 Because of that, I'll be helping you until the day you die. 274 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:50,670 What? 275 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,780 I was sent here from Heaven, and I'm in charge of getting rid of your virginity, 276 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,430 so I cannot return to Heaven until I have done that. 277 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,700 Eh?! 278 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:01,660 It's a good thing it's such a trivial amount of time in a God's life span. 279 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:03,580 No, no! That's not good! No good! 280 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:06,020 It's obviously impossible for me to deal with this so suddenly, isn't it?! 281 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:09,840 It's impossible! Impossible! Definitely impossible! 282 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,350 You hate me, don't you? 283 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,300 Eh? 284 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:16,090 If you feel that way, you should just say it. 285 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:20,970 It's not like I hate you that much... 286 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:22,470 All right. I understand. 287 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,020 Use me to get rid of your virginity! 288 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,640 Like I could do that! 289 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,480 What the hell are you trying to get me to do?! 290 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,570 It's fine. 291 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:37,300 This is the quickest way for you to get rid of your virginity, 292 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,590 so I can return to Heaven, and then you can be alone again. 293 00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:41,740 This is... This is surely a God's idea! 294 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:42,560 It's all right. 295 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,530 I'm a God of sex. 296 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,420 Your partner is God-class. 297 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:50,570 I'll give you the best first-time experience you can get! 298 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,820 What the?! 299 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:53,940 No! 300 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,260 I don't want it to be this way! 301 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,340 Come and enjoy a God's butt as much as you like! 302 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,340 No! 303 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,520 No! 304 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:07,850 I want to have sex with a girl I love! 305 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,050 If that's the case, you should have said that sooner. 306 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:18,240 Leave everything to me. 307 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:27,170 This is how the worst days of my life began. 308 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:45,600 hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru 309 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:45,600 ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる 310 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:45,600 Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming! 311 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:50,730 nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau 312 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:50,730 何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう 313 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:50,730 I have a feeling that something is going to change. 314 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:55,230 hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba 315 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:55,230 白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば 316 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:55,230 If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note... 317 00:11:55,230 --> 00:12:00,440 sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii 318 00:11:55,230 --> 00:12:00,440 それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい 319 00:11:55,230 --> 00:12:00,440 ...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly? 320 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:09,950 mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo 321 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:09,950 周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど 322 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:09,950 It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying... 323 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:18,840 yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah! 324 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:18,840 予習の準備はＯＫ　Ｙｅａｈ！ 325 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:18,840 ...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah! 326 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:24,010 saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga 327 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:24,010 最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが 328 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:24,010 To pass the remaining time... 329 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:29,180 shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara 330 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:29,180 幸せな未来迎えられるように　最初から 331 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:29,180 ...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness! 332 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:33,600 ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo 333 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:33,600 一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ 334 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:33,600 Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself! 335 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,690 koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo 336 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,690 小指絡めＡから始めようよ 337 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,690 We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A. 338 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,110 futari dake no jugyou 339 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,110 二人だけの授業 340 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,110 The lesson only for us. 341 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:47,740 Next time: Macaron appears! 23428