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We are not going on fucking vacation because your grades suck.

Sorry, Sophie. You don't get to go to your beach. You don't get to go to your

water ski. It's all your fault, Ryan.

No, you don't. Hey, just fix it or don't complain.

I am so tired of all your goddamn excuses.

Okay? You get your grades up or else there's no trip. And Sophie, you're

punished too. So you guys figure it out. I'm done. I'm washing my hands.

See you later. Okay. I'm going to work.

That's what people do. They work, Ryan.

Sorry, Dad.

Oh, shit.

Alrighty, well, you pissed your dad off. So, um... It's not my fault.

What? I'm just, you know... Are you that busy? You can't study for your test?

I'm, you know, single, and I'm trying to get a girlfriend, and it takes up all

my time, you know. That's where this has led to.

Fair. Look. Hmm.

I will put my nose in those books. I will study, and I'll raise my grades.

I know I can do this.

Well, I know you can.

You have it in you. I've seen your, but this is just unacceptable.

And I want to go on this trip. I know you do. I need a tan.

God, you need to, you know.

I'll stay focused.

Look, I just need some help. I mean.

You need some help, okay? What can I help you with?

Well, I mean, girls are all I can think about, and

I just need something to motivate me.

I mean,

I know you're not stupid. You just keep me checking you out when Dad's not

around.

Boys... Yes, I have noticed that several times.

You think maybe...

grade, let me, I don't know, hook up with you.

I mean, don't tell dad.

No, don't tell me.

No, we will not tell your father.

Okay,

a better grade, like what, a C?

You'll get that, at least?

I can get a C.

Like, maybe I could just touch you and kiss you. It doesn't have to be anything

crazy. I just... Alright.

You know what?

That sounds like a good deal. You get that grade up to a C.

You can touch me a little bit, and maybe I can, you know, give you a hand job.

Okay. And then, yeah.

That sounds like, yeah.

Shake on it. A hand job is good. Well, what if I get an A?

Oh.

Wait a minute. You have never received an A in your life. I can do it.

If the motivation is...

Good enough. I mean, if it's something really, really special.

Really special for you to get an A.

Like, okay,

I have something.

If I let you do anal, will you get an A?

Yeah. You will?

Yeah. So the C for a handjob and a little touching, but... Maybe an A for

I can do it.

I know you don't believe me. No, I really don't. Sorry, Ryan.

I'm going to get an A. I mean.

Please. I just want.

I've always wanted to put it on a girl's butt. If it was you, it would be really

cool. All right.

That's a deal. Deal? We got a deal.

D for handjob. A for anal.

I'm going to go steady. You better go steady. Yeah.

I know Ryan's going to do that.

Guess what?

Hi, Ryan. I love it. I got some good news.

Okay. And better news.

Okay, let's hear the good news first.

We're going on vacation.

No way!

Yep. So you got your... I did it.

Great. Yeah.

Good, good. Okay, and so what's the better news?

I got an A+. Um, that's good.

It's... The best? Yes, that is. Congrats.

I'm so excited. I can't believe it. It's my first day.

I know.

See? That was some... You really put your mind into it. Your motivation is

did it. My motivation?

Yeah.

Don't you remember?

What? The deal?

The deal?

Um... You might have to refresh my memory.

Well, I mean, you said you were going to give me a handjob.

But. Right.

Right. Yes. Okay. For the P. But you got an A. I got an A. That was anal.

You promised me anal. Oh.

You're right, huh? We did shake on that, didn't we? Yes.

Oh, man. Okay.

Well, you know what? I did promise you. We did shake on it.

Congratulate him.

Wow.

We should,

huh? All right. You know what? I'm very proud of you.

So, do it now?

Yeah, yeah.

I was just reading. I'm relaxing.

So you... No,

he won't. You can't tell him.

Okay. All right,

well, let's start with the, you know, job and stuff.

I mean, I know you.

The A will have to be that, too.

Wow, I'm so proud of you.

Wow.

Hmm.

I hope I did draw on the skin.

Take it down.

about this all day.

You have.

You were kind of excited when you came in here.

Get the penis ready for some

fun.

Just a little bit.

Well, I can't go back on my word.

What do I say?

A little hot in here.

Mmm, wow.

Mmm, real.

Quite the nice peanut, then.

Wow. How much better is that?

Oh, that's good to know. I'm glad.

Oh, my God.

Take your shirt off, baby.

Please teach them, because there's something.

There should be one. Maybe next time you can bring over one of your old lady

friends.

Ah, you little young chicky.

Can I?

Yes. Yes, you can.

Maybe I have something else you can live with.

I don't know.

I'm just not a pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Right there he is, right?

Oh shit.

I watched a couple videos, I think.

Oh, you have. You've been, uh... I think I'm getting better.

Oh, yes. You have been watching some

videos.

Oh, yes. Fuck yes.

You're supposed to lick the cliff. Yes, you are. Yes, and you're doing a great

job.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes,

Ryan.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Yes.

Yes, just like that.

Oh, yes. Fuck you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God. Oh, yes.

Oh, wowie. Yes, yes. Oh, God.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah, those videos did a great job teaching you.

Now, yes.

Now let's see what you... Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, now give your mother that cock of yours.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Oh,

God.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Wow.

all the way in this tiny little pussy.

Yes, right there. Yes. Oh, God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes.

Oh, shit, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Damn, I feel...

Yes, right in right there.

Yes, Patti.

Your mom like the doggie

Sure.

Sure.

Gliding in the ass. You did get your A for anal.

Little bit of time, son.

Yeah.

Oh, really slow.

Okay, good.

Yeah, Ryan.

Take that coughing on his ass.

Yeah? Yeah.

You deserve it, my son.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God. Oh, yes, oh. Oh.

Baby, holy moly. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Oh,

shit. Oh,

God. Oh,

wow. It's very nice.

Oh shit.

I don't remember the last time I met a cock in my ass.

Oh god, it feels amazing.

Oh shit.

I can clean it off, I can make sure it's nice and wet to go back

all right

mom's gonna hop

back on

Yeah baby!

Wow.

Holy shit. Yes.

Oh, God.

I'm getting my apple stock and she is happy.

Oh, yes.

Get myself a little more comfortable.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Not yet.

Thank you, honey.

So we should, uh, well, get packing for our trip.

Oh, I'm so glad you got an A on that test.

And brought that grade up.

Me too.

Thank you.

Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you.

Maybe we can sneak away and do this again on vacation.

Yeah,

we'll have to, like, send your dad to the store sometime.

Yes. All right.

I gotta pack.

Okay. I gotta pack you.

Okay.

No.

Wow.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

Just had to call and thank you. It worked like a charm.

Thanks for taking that test for me. I can't thank you enough.

Yeah, totally.

I got everything.

I'll tell you all about it, man. I gotta go, but I just wanted to thank you.

Alright.