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Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Right now, I got to tell you

the fabulous, most groovy,

I'm here. I'm here.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

B -A -B -Y baby.

Full cut. Same as everyone.

Doc, I mean, is he retarded?

Retarded means slow. Is he slow?

No. Then you don't sound the retarded to me.

He's a good kid and devil behind the wheel. What the hell else more do you

to know?

So you don't think that there's something wrong with him?

He's not saying anything.

There's nothing wrong with a little quiet.

You know why they call him Baby, right?

Just the way he knows his first words.

a mutant, baby?

Is that what it is?

Are you a mutant?

No.

So, um, what are you listening to?

Music. That's right. You tell them, baby.

Shh, shh, shh.

For God's sakes, Griff, leave the kid alone.

You can't just be in crime, right?

Not without being a little criminal. I just want to find out what's going on

between those ears. Aside, of course, from Egyptian reggae.

What's it matter to you?

Just think that he thinks he's better than us.

He wants to sit there in his car, keep his white shirt clean while the rest of

us, we roll in the dirt.

One of these days, baby, you're going to get blood on your hands.

And you're going to find out that that's you.

Relax. The kid did his job, all right? Did I ever say that the kid wasn't great

at his job? Nah.

I think he's a star.

Would I vouch for him if he wasn't?

Got to hand it to you, totem pole.

You're either hard as nails or scared as shit.

Which one is it?

Tell me about tonight, buddy.

Tonight, darling, we will have post -heist revelry at Bacchanalia.

Wow, that is the fire. whining and dining of all the wines and bags in

Oh, it's us.

Well, sir, expect the lady and myself to darken your door once the nose bag is

empty.

And, baby, you did good, kid.

Do me a favor. Next time Doc calls, don't pick up.

Don't listen to him.

Now I get absolutely no pleasure.

and taking candy from baby.

But, more fast approach from the day, and you will be

all paid up.

One more job and I'm done.

One more job, and we're straight.

Sound good?

Oh.

I was going to wait until we were square, but what the hell.

These are for you.

Now give me your burner.

I'm going to need you behind the wheel again real soon.

You call him there?

It was the red that do this

It's a young Caucasian male. His identity remains yet unknown, and police

turning to anyone who might recognize him to come forward.

But for the suspect is ongoing, police proceed to deal with him.

Sorry, I couldn't hear. I have a banana in my ear.

You

are

so beautiful.

They grow up so freaking fast, don't they?

Nothing is more important than our friendship.

How's that working out for you?

And still the bull stands, bloody but unrelenting.

Gaston is running out of time. He's had his tries from horseback.

Now he must try to end this on foot.

Retard, it means slow. Is he slow?

behind him. Was he slow?

Oh, what can I get you this fine morning?

Don't worry if you need a second.

I have all the time in the world.

Are you recording this?

Oh. Am I being monitored for quality assurance?

No, I, I, no. Um, hello?

Hello, testing.

What can I get you this fine morning, sir?

Um. Oh, um, you know, that's the kids menu, right?

Yeah, oh.

I get it, it's early.

So you're just starting your day, or did you just get off?

Oh, I don't know if I ever get off.

They call, I go, you know.

So what is it you do?

I'm a driver. Oh, like a chauffeur. You drive around important people.

I guess I do.

Anyone I'd know.

I hope not.

Well, aren't you mysterious?

Maybe.

Maybe?

So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?

Yesterday.

I'm jealous.

Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a

plan I don't have.

Just me, my music, and the road.

I'd like that, too.

So, you deciding anything yet?

You are so beautiful.

You just decided that. Oh, well, thank you.

I'm sure you don't mean it. I do mean it.

Jonathan?

Oh, sorry.

You know, this isn't my badge. I've only just started here. As a Jonathan?

Yeah, as a Jonathan.

Well, if you have any more questions, just holler.

B -A -B -Y, baby. I have a question.

What's that song you're singing?

Baby, oh, baby, I love to call you

baby.

Baby, oh, baby, I love for you to call me baby.

You're in.

I'll be there.

Meet the new crew.

Over here is Eddie No -Nose, formerly Eddie the Nose.

Well, what happened?

Don't ask me that.

That's a no -no's no -no page one.

And right here is J .D. He put the Asian in home invasion.

And over there is the one and the only Bats. No need for intros, Doc. Everybody

from the jungle to the trap, no Bats.

It's your boy, right?

It's the one who say listen to the music all the time?

The driver's supposed to be the eyes and the ears.

Not just the eyes.

Why does he listen to music all the time, Doc?

He's got mental problems? No, no, no, no.

I'm the one got the mental problems in the crew.

Position taken. He's got tinnitus.

You know what?

He had an accident when he was a kid. He's still got a hum on the drum. Plays

music to drown it out.

Yeah, but you feel me.

Hat? Huh?

Your tattoo says hat.

Yeah. It used to say hate.

But to increase my chances of employment, I got the year removed.

How's that working out for you?

Who doesn't like hats?

So, Doc, how many jobs done with the kid?

If you can't take my word for him, then get back in that fucking elevator.

You never heard of the spirit of 85?

The joyrider? Yeah.

The ghost that baited cops doing 130 on 85.

Headlights off, brake lights disconnected.

He drove them around in circles on Spaghetti Junction.

Left him in the dust every time. That was our boy there. Wasn't that like ten

years ago? Yeah. Well, like I said, that was our boy.

He's been boosting cars since he was old enough to see over the dash.

He stole my Mercedes.

Had a lot of merch in it. I watched him do it, too. I didn't stop him, though,

because I was just blinded by the balls on that kid. Of course, he didn't know

who I was or the worth of the junk in the trunk once he dumped it. But once I

tracked him down, I made sure to tell him who I was, what I was capable of,

how much he owed me.

Since he's been paying me back, he's also shown me what he's capable of.

Wow. I just drew a whole goddamn map in shock while they've been standing here

squawking. That's pretty fucking impressive, right?

Shock! Let's talk it!

Baby, you with us?

Starting to start in the a .m.

questions.

I got a question, Doc.

Why would I believe phones over here heard a goddamn word you said?

You lay down your whole play.

He ain't even listening.

Baby?

The target is an armored truck at Perimeter Trust in Dunwoody, 10 a .m.

We have the details of the route because someone at the depot has a nasal

problem. The bank itself is right near the Buford Highway, so we should be able

to hit the ramp within 60 seconds of getting out.

We also have a diversion crew.

They're going to blow up a bread truck a ways away, keep the fuzz busy.

The dress code is the Michael Myers Halloween mask, but don't all buy your

at the same time. It looks suspicious.

The switch car is ready, but you want me to hit the long -stay parking structure

at Hartsfield -Jackson to get a hot vehicle that stays colder longer?

Boost a commuter car, a family car, something that blends in well with

traffic. Something on the heavy side, in case we need to ram the cops off the

road.

Escalade, Yukon, Avalanche, whatever.

He needs to be ready for an 8 .30 start.

In the AM.

Questions?

Well, ain't y 'all cute?

That's my baby.

Fuck your baby.

What's in there is ours.

It belongs to us.

They took our money, our hard -earned paper.

They snuck in when we were asleep last night and took the parents off the chair

and emptied our wads.

They got what's rightfully ours.

Let's go get it back.

What's rightfully ours.

What the fuck is this mess?

I can power it.

Doc said Michael Myers.

This is Mike Myers.

This should be the Halloween man. This is the Halloween man.

No, the killer dude from Halloween.

Oh, you mean Jason.

No. Oh, fuck.

Let's go. Wait, wait.

I got to start the song over.

The fuck?

Okay, go.

Can't be found away at all.

Just a man can sympathize. Can't uphold his distance at all. A uniform on that

you see.

I got a plan.

I got a plan. I got a plan. I got a plan.

I got a plan. I got a plan.

Now, Jay, he's an idiot.

Too bright a boy, though.

So I got a question for you.

You make me miss that shot?

Come on, man.

You can tell me.

No.

You're a good driver.

You're a bad liar, though.

In this business, the moment you catch feelings...

There's a moment you catch a bullet.

Now pick up the purse and go get the car.

Oh, you're looking for JD?

International man who missed me?

Oh, he's long gone, baby.

Let's put it down.

We'll drink.

So, this is it.

I'm a man of my word.

And you're all straight, baby.

That's it?

Sure is.

You're all paid up.

Cost for celebration.

Yeah, sure is.

Oh. Yeah, well, before you go completely crazy.

You need to sunset that ride.

Drive safe, baby.

Thank you.

No, it sounds funny, but I just can't stand the pain.

Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow.

Seems to me, girl, you know I've done all I can.

You see, I beg, stone, and I bother.

Yeah.

It's why I'm easy.

I'm easy like Sunday morning.

You're back.

I sure am.

Well, then you, sir, are going to be my very last customer because I am walking

out that door.

I see 30 seconds. You're leaving?

Yes, sir.

Can I come with you?

You don't have work or nothing?

I don't. I am done with work.

Wow, you seem real happy about that.

Yeah, I sure am.

God damn it! I don't blame you.

Well, you're welcome to come with, but I don't know how excited you're going to

find the laundromat.

I've got to run some errands. Oh.

But think about what you want, and I will stick around just for you.

Coffee? Please.

Yeah, cream of sugar.

So, how are you two getting along?

Good. He's sweet, isn't he?

That kid?

He's been coming here since before me.

I think maybe his mom used to work here.

Huh.

Know what you want?

Your name?

Well, you can get that for free.

It's Debbie.

Deborah.

Oh, that song.

The Beck one?

Yeah, except I'm D -E -B -O -R -A, and I think that's just D -E -B -R -A. I

don't know that one.

Oh, it goes, um... I met you, J

.C. Penney.

I think your name tag says Jenny.

Jenny? The song's about him wanting to get with Jenny and her sister, too,

name is Deborah.

So it's not even really about me. It's about the sister.

My sister's name is Mary.

She has got all the songs.

Mary, Mary, where are you going to?

Proud Mary, keep on burning. The wind cries, Mary.

She's got me beat again.

She's got endless songs.

I got one.

I got two.

What's the other one?

Deborah, the song I'm talking about. Who by?

Trex.

T -Rex?

Uh, yeah.

I've heard of them, but... Don't know that one. How'd it go?

Oh, Deborah.

Always look like a zebra.

A zebra?

Like a zebra, I guess.

I'm wearing black and white, so you can call me Debra.

I think I actually got Debra on here.

What? How many of those do you have?

Oh, I got different iPods for different days and moods. Oh, and you're in a...

Pink and glittery mood.

I am now.

What is your name?

Baby. Wait, what?

Your name's Baby?

B -A -B -Y Baby?

Yeah.

Then you have us all beat.

Every damn song is about you.

We could drive back and forth across the stage forever and never run out of Baby

songs. We might run out of gas.

Did your mom call you Baby as a kid?

Sometimes. She used to work here?

Sometimes, but she was a singer, too.

What does she do now?

Nothing.

I could find Debra if you want.

Debbie!

Cry it out loud.

Play it for me sometime. I don't have to get out of here.

Deal?

Yeah, deal.

You know what you want yet?

To get out of here.

You're right.

I do like it.

Yeah.

So... What's your story, baby?

You from here?

I am.

Keep going. Keep going.

You're from here.

You're a driver.

You like music.

You don't talk much.

No. I've spoken more to you today than I have to anyone all year.

Whoa. Okay.

Not a motor mouth.

Noted. Yeah, yeah.

I have this hearing thing.

I was in an accident when I was little.

Is that what happened to your mom?

Yeah. Yeah, my dad.

I miss her.

I'm sorry.

No, don't be. I live with my foster dad, but now he's getting old, so it's more

like I'm looking after him.

Yeah, I know how that feels.

I had to look after my mom when she got sick.

It might seem tough now, but...

Once they're gone, you'll miss having someone to care for.

I don't have much to keep me here anymore.

You don't?

You know, we could get together some other time.

Some other place.

Oh, you mean somewhere that's not a diner or laundromat?

Yeah, well, it's not that this isn't nice, but... Oh, well, we could go to,

uh...

Um, oh, Bacchanalia.

I've never been. I hear it's nice.

Oh, it's the finest wine in the dining of all the wines and dines in town.

That is nice.

Um, they got me to the Devils this week, so what about next week? What's your

schedule like?

I don't know.

Oh, I forgot.

They call, you go.

No, I mean, I'm not working.

You're not driving anymore?

No. I'm sorry.

No, don't be. It's my choice.

Well, aren't you the lucky one?

I saw these guys go marching in the banquet Halloween mask.

Yeah. Weapons drawn.

I got a little bit of sympathy for you, though.

Yeah.

Because I'm a, I'm a full grown man.

And I'm not afraid to.

Pizza.

Whoa.

That was bad.

I know.

Let me take you in my arms.

Let me take you in my arms.

Let me take

you in my arms.

You're all good. A gentleman picked this up already.

A gentleman?

Who is that?

It's my old boss.

Excuse me, one second.

Thank you.

Have a good night.

Good meal, baby?

That poivre terrain is something, huh?

Yeah.

You don't look happy to see me. Why?

I said we were straight, but did you think we were done? That that was it?

I guess I did.

Well, I could give you the good news and the bad news.

Except there is no bad news. The good news is you're about to make a lot of

money. And the good news is you're about to make a lot of money.

I got a job, Doc. Yeah, but why slave away delivering good fellas pizzas just

afford a night out here?

When you can make all that dough with a great fella. Me.

Then you take your gal here for fucking dinner every night of the week.

You paid off your debt. Now it's time to profit. This is the fun bit, baby.

By the time this job is over, you'll be rolling in money, buying Maseratis and

feeding your gal catfish dipped in gold.

So what do you say? You in?

Am I in?

No, don't answer my question with another question. You give me one or two

replies, yes or no.

No, no.

You know I never do a job with the exact same crew twice, right?

Yes. And you also know you've been my driver for every job since we met.

Yes.

So I'm of the thinking that you are my lucky charm and that I'm not doing this

job without you.

Now, I don't think I need to give you the speech about what happens when you

no, how I can break your legs and kill everyone you love, because you already

know that, don't you?

Yeah.

So what's it going to be?

Behind the wheel or in a wheelchair?

The first one.

I'll pick you up in the morning.

Don't stay out too late now.

Oh, and your waitress girlfriend, she's cute.

Let's keep it that way.

Good night.

Well, that was some pretty fine whining and dining.

Must have friends in high places to get a table there.

I don't know about that.

Is everything okay, baby?

Yeah, it will be.

You want to talk about it?

I make a mean cup of coffee.

I mean, I... I don't. I make terrible coffee.

I don't want to, but I... I can't right now.

You know, you do.

You don't have to worry about me.

You can tell me anything.

I'm not worried about you. I mean, I... You're the best thing that's happened to

me in a long time.

And I just worry that I'm not good enough for you.

Well, don't.

I can see your times and your difference.

And I'm here for you when you're ready.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Will you tell me?

Morning. These places never get rolled.

People don't realize that there's gold in their hills, and those that do don't

have the stones to pull off a job so public in the hub of it.

This place will be ripe around this time tomorrow, but I need you to do

something for me today.

I can't be seen in there, but you can.

So go inside.

Take note of the number of cameras and positions, the number of registers open,

the number of employees and the number of customers.

Is there a guard? Is he armed?

They have banded glass.

Get in line. Buy some stamps.

Take your buds out. Pull your shades off.

Oh, and take the nephew. Less suspicious.

Is that your boy?

Sure.

Yeah, he sure is.

How old is he?

Four. Eight.

They grow up so freaking fast, don't they?

Does he have a name?

You have a name, don't you?

Sam. Well, Sam, I got a mint with your name on it.

You have a mint that says Sam?

Oh, sweet.

Are you here tomorrow?

Sure am. Working 9 to 5, just like Dolly.

Oh, Dolly Parton.

Yeah.

Like her?

Hmm, who doesn't?

Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain.

But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Wise lady.

Yeah, she sure is.

Bye.

Hit me.

No bandit glass.

One armed guard.

Ten cameras.

Eight registers. Three open.

And, uh, eleven customers.

And, uh, four employees.

Anything else?

The teller seemed nice.

She gave me a mint.

Did she?

Yeah. You probably wouldn't even need to use a gun with her.

Just say, Bill, and she'll give you the big bills first.

Chips off the old block.

What floor are you on?

Third.

Those stairs must be a real bitch for Joe, huh?

It's my business to know everything.

So, are they a bitch?

There's an elevator.

fancy. So, am I going to see you tonight?

Yes, you will.

You're not just saying what you think I want to hear, right?

You consider me a friend, don't you?

You and I are a team.

Nothing's more important than our friendship.

Good to know.

You'll be out of this shithole soon.

You're going up in the world!

What do you have?

Is Debra there?

Debbie, phone.

Keep it short.

Hi. It's Baby.

Hey.

What do I owe this honor?

I just wanted to hear your voice.

Am I still seeing you later?

I have to drive again.

Oh, okay.

I thought you were all done with that.

So did I.

It's not what I want.

And what do you want, baby?

I want us to head west on 20.

In a car we can't afford.

With a plane we don't have.

Keep driving and never stop.

Are you serious?

I am, Deborah.

You in?

I'm in, baby.

See you soon.

Holy calamity! Scream insanity!

Are you ever going to beat another great fan of me?

There he is.

Hey, baby.

Hear no evil's back, huh?

You seen this kid move?

Oh, yeah, I seen him.

Think Doc likes having him around because he can park in a disabled spot

a bank.

Disabled spot?

Yeah, he got some shit wrong with his ears.

Tomatoes or something.

Anyway, you got to listen to music 24 hours a day to drown out the wine in his

ears. Oh, shit.

You know who else does the exact same thing and does the exact same thing?

Barbra Streisand. Darling, do you look like I know a fucking thing about Barbra

fucking Streisand? Hey, watch your mouth.

That's my lady you're talking to.

Yeah.

Watch your mouth.

I'll watch what I want to watch.

Is that true?

Is that why you have music in your head all the time? Trying not to noise?

Yeah. It keeps me moving.

It's an escape.

I get it.

Hey, buddy, you seen that violin?

I had a violin here. Shut up.

I used to fool around with cars when I was a kid.

Drive around all night, look at the speed frequency on the radio.

I used to have my special tape.

It had my killer track on it. Get me flying. You got one of those?

Sure. Well, what is it?

Riding Rock.

What? Queen?

Yeah, it's got that crazy big guitar solo.

I know that song. My brother used to play Sheer Heart Attack right through

wall.

You got it on here?

I got it on this one.

Play it.

Let's hear that killer track.

What you ladies listening to?

Queen.

Queen. Stryce and that Queen.

The fuck, what y 'all gonna do? Y 'all gonna belt out show tunes on the way to

the job?

You don't need a score for a score.

You just put your fucking foot on the gas and drive the goddamn car.

That's all the music you need, folks.

Come on now.

You never been a wheel man?

You never had a lucky song?

Cigarette song, opera heist, black scotch, absolutely.

But not before a job.

I got enough demons right here, playing music all the time.

Yeah, well, that I believe.

Had a buddy once walk away from a job. You know why? Because something was

playing on the radio he didn't like.

We about to go in, he won't get out the fucking car. Why?

Because Knock, Knock, Knock on Heaven's Door is playing on the FM.

He called it a heck song.

That, End of the Road by Boyz II Men, Hotel California by the Eagles.

He called them all heck songs.

Then comes talking about some crazy shit like, we all gonna die.

So what? You bailed on the job?

Fuck no, I didn't bail on the job. I went and got that money.

And we didn't die either.

Now, he bought it a little later, but it had nothing to do with the heist.

Do all your stories end up with somebody dying?

Guess you just gotta find out, huh?

I need four pairs of eyes and three sets of ears. Gather around.

The postal service is dying.

People don't care about their mail anymore.

Lucky for us, their loss is our gain.

Money orders.

For I happen to know a guy who has a machine that can turn blank ones into

green. Each box contains 250 slips per box.

Each slip worth up to a grand. That's quarter a mil per box.

Dot, dot, dot. You do the math.

Darling goes in the front.

Buddy takes a five -alligator count and follows her inside.

You put on these privacy glasses to blind the CCTV camera.

Another five -alligator count.

Darling gets in line. Buddy takes her hostage. Shotgun to her head. That gets

you guys in the back office.

We've real played that a lot.

Uh -huh.

Baby drives Bats around the loading dock. Bats uses this security card

by an insider with a nasal problem to get in the staff entrance and cover the

rear. You guys grab all the boxes and then sneak out the back to Baby and the

waiting car.

Did you get all that, Baby?

Yeah. Okay.

One more thing. We need some fresh hardware.

Not traceable to us or any previous jobs.

I've got some contacts who can get us some clean firepower, so the pickup is

tonight. But after the pickup, you come straight back here.

You all have an early start in the morning, and there's eyes everywhere.

So, you're staying the night here.

Are we in bed together now?

I gotta take a leak.

Want some gum?

Want some gum, buddy?

Yeah, I'll take some gum.

Tell me what we're gonna do with all that money.

We're gonna go to Vegas.

We'll put it all on red. We'll get married again.

And it'll be real romantic.

You know what was real, real romantic?

What was real, real romantic?

I need to have that guy.

Which guy? The guy that robbed you? The guy that called you a whore? The guy

that looked at you funny?

The last one.

Yeah, I do remember that.

Bats just looked at me funny.

You want me to kill bats?

Not before the job, silly.

You think we should talk about this in front of Baby?

He won't say a thing. Will you, Baby?

Jesus Christ.

What did you steal all this?

Said you want some gun.

Fuck, I'm supposed to pay for it.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Looks like the farmer's market is open.

Farmer's market?

Yeah. Doc says we gotta go see the butcher.

Come on, you're going in with us.

We might not be living in this.

Find something funky on there.

Just in case we got a rip just showing up.

Take this.

Act like you know how to use it.

Why would he need it?

Got a swagger and look like you got one.

So we don't all look like a bunch of pussies.

Darling excluded.

What's with the earbuds?

Recording this or something?

Just his music.

Yeah, he's loony. He's just like his tunes.

What's he listening to?

I don't know.

Let me check.

Tequila! Which reminds me, why'd a Mexican dude throw his wife off the

Ruined it.

Ruined it.

We met before, right?

Oh, you're still alive, right?

Uh -huh.

Then I guess we ain't never met.

Shut the fuck up!

I've got it.

I've got it.

Voilà.

Welcome to La Chagapari.

Tonight, gentlemen, madame, we have only the finest cuts of pork, direct from

the local smokehouse.

You're all experienced butchers yourself. I assume you are aware that

pig can be cooked from nose to tail. Everything.

But this wheel, I can offer you nine cuts at the best prices in all of

Christendom. So, let's dive in head first. From the jowl comes the godsent

bacon that is one chiale.

From the shoulder of the hog comes the busted butt, a tough but tasty cut.

The picnic shoulder is a favorite of those who enjoy the smoking of pigs.

The center cut loin, the double cut pork chops, baby back ribs, and the serrano

ham. On the back leg, of course. All delicious.

Delicious. And, of course, we have a fine selection of sausages.

Well, I'm hungry.

Fantastic.

And your choice is?

Well, I'm going to go with the picnic show because I just love smoking pigs.

Done deal.

Done, son of a bitch.

Whoa! Fuck, Bats! You got my wife shot! I don't like that! Relax, buddy, you

handled it! What the fuck, you piece of shit? You shot the gunsmiths, weren't

they fucking Doc's contacts? They were Doc's contacts!

Guess what? They was pigs. Look at the boxes, it's APD! I clocked that tall

stripper baker with that fake -ass Louis Vuitton hat right off the bat. He

busted me in 98.

Now, I don't know about you lovebirds fucking without a condom, but when

somebody get ready to barbecue me, I'm going to throw them in a batch.

Baby, don't let them get away.

Oh, shit.

Get us out of here, baby. Let's move.

Come on, let's go.

Move.

You're fucking crazy.

When you folks name your bet, you're going to end up crazy. I don't doubt

crazy, but your real name is not Bats. So says you. You think my real name is

Darling? Or Buddy?

No, they're nicknames.

Codenames. Monikers.

So what's your real name, Darling?

Monica.

I thought we were allowed to discuss names.

We're not.

Baby, what's your real name?

Huh?

Hey, stop, stop, stop up here.

Stop up here.

Say stop, I'm hungry.

No.

Stop the car!

No?

You telling me no?

I don't want to go in there.

I don't want to go in there.

Well, hello, baby.

Body hit the floor back there and you don't say shit. Now all of a sudden

getting riled up about stopping at a dime.

I don't want to go in there. It sucks.

What about that recommendation?

We gots to go in there.

Now, why are you all so mad?

You should be thanking all that.

For being a walking fucking death wish.

Well, I treat all of my jobs like it's my last. What you do within this group

affects all of us. Slow down, cowboy. You're going to get your money tomorrow.

Plus, uh, you guys got noses to feed.

What, yeah, like you're Mr.

Clean? I'm Mr. Whatever -Fuck -I -Want -To -Be.

Can I get you anything to drink? Oh, yeah, I think it'd be a Coke all around,

right? How do you say it in your language? Coca?

So let me get three Cokes and one Coca.

Four cups? Yeah.

Look, here's the deal.

You rob to support a drunk habit.

I do drugs to support a robbery habit.

That's clever.

That's my job, see.

It's you two who's on vacation.

So you doubt our credentials?

Wall Street, right? Doctor ain't that. Doctor ain't tell me shit?

Just an educated guess.

I'm an uneducated man.

Well, Bats, I would be fascinated to hear your thoughts on the matter.

Tell me if I'm way off, buddy.

You were stockbroke.

Maybe a different life, maybe kids.

You stack your paper, but you say shit like, work hard, play harder, but you

play a little too hard.

You rack up debt.

The type of debt that'll make a white man blush.

Maybe you get into a little trouble. Maybe you get your hand caught in a

corporate cookie jar.

Maybe you leave and run off to the desert. Maybe you put your favorite lap

dancer in tow. Maybe you disappear into a world consisting of three things.

Money, sex, drugs, and action.

Oh shit, that's wrong.

This is how I look at it.

You guys just think this is a trip.

Either way, if you are Wall Street, you're a bigger fucking crook than I

ever be.

I'm gonna go right ahead and speak for the two of us.

You think you know us.

You don't.

You think you're the last word in crazy.

But I tell you, you don't want to see my buddy mad.

You haven't seen how relentless he is.

Because when he sees red, you will see nothing but black.

You hear that, Steve? That's some Oscar shit right there. That was nice. You

ever heard that?

You see the shit, baby? See that? This is a prime example of a man who loves a

woman.

You guys perfectly do.

I mean that.

What can I get you to eat?

Get these cats some Happy Meals and I want to take care of Bill.

Debra.

My friend here, he doesn't like this place, but I think this place is kind of

nice.

So let me ask you something, Debra.

What's the problem?

Maybe your friend would like to fill out a suggestion slip.

Tell us how to improve our service.

Baby,

you know that bitch?

No.

Okay.

Let's bounce.

Makes you get tipped and isolated.

Bananas. Bananas is a code word.

Whenever a deal is done with one of my clients, they call me on the phone, and

they say the word bananas, and then they hang up.

I did not hear the word bananas tonight.

So you tell me who died.

Well, your contacts was cops, Doc. I know.

They were my cops.

Yeah, well, they fired first.

And I'm not going to take a bullet for you or nobody else in this motherfucker.

Is that true? They fired first?

Yeah.

Baby? I had somebody on the planet Earth. I will ask whoever the fuck I

Go home, job's off. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. We are 24 hours from

descended upon by this entire city. Those pigs are in hog heaven. The only

they can ID us is with a Ouija board or some shit. Well, your name only takes

four letters to spell out. Dotted bats ain't my real fucking name.

It's over, Leon.

Get out of town.

Wow.

Well, I ain't running, Doc.

I said we drive into the storm.

by the hurricane.

We could be on a non -extradition beach, drinking non -extradition cocktails,

counting our non -extradition cash in 23 hours.

And who do we get to fence those money orders since you shot the fence?

Buddy got a guy.

I mean, I'm just taking a wild guess here, but Buddy got a guy. Ain't that

right, Wall Street?

Yeah, I got a guy.

Let's fucking do this.

I only hear three voices, and the last time I checked, there's four in a car.

Baby? Your call.

Time to make a big boy decision.

Do we do this thing or not?

It's our vote.

We're doing it. Let him speak.

I say we all get some sleep.

Get ready for this fucking thing.

Where you going, baby?

Coffee.

It's like 2 a .m., and that doesn't sound smart.

Are you fucking kidding me? I got enough on my plate worried about bats. I got

to worry about you too now?

You know what? Do me a favor. If you're going to mail it in at the post office

tomorrow, then go on your little caffeine run, and don't come back.

If you're just in this for the buzz, if driving is just some kind of escape for

you, then go.

What y 'all doing in here?

Just making sure everything's ready for tomorrow.

Hi.

My love.

Looks like he's going somewhere at 2 o 'clock in the morning.

Are you?

No.

No, no, it's the same one.

Baby, your call. Time to make a big boy decision.

Can we do this thing or not?

Now, why do you want to go and do that?

It's just me fooling around. I like to record stuff.

Why do you like to record stuff?

You're the police?

You're supposed to squeal on the road, not to the cops. Speak up, baby.

I like to listen back to conversations I make.

Music, out of the words, songs, mixes. It's just something I do.

That's one fucking dumbass excuse.

To be fair, even the cops couldn't come up with an excuse. That fucking dumbass.

Now, can you play us one of your mixes?

I can't. They're at home.

Well, it looks like we're all going somewhere at 2 o 'clock in the morning.

Come on.

I live really far away.

No, you don't.

Wake up, baby.

Time to explain.

Joe. Where is he? What are you doing?

Oh, the cripple?

Oh, don't worry about him.

He's good.

He ain't going nowhere.

Why don't you play us something, baby?

Hello,

hello, testing.

It's Debbie, Debra.

Yeah, except that's D -E -B -O -R -I. Debra.

Isn't that the waitress from the diner?

You say you didn't know that bitch?

Why would you say you didn't know her?

Have you been talking to Debra about us? I don't say nothing about wheels.

He can't say nothing. Yeah, but he can read motherfucking lips, though, can he?

Take this fool back to his shithole. I'll find another driver for tomorrow.

Doc, I'm available. I can take him where he needs to go, get him home safe. No,

you're not getting a new driver.

I've been on every job since we met.

I don't screw over the cops. I screw on the road.

Now, I'm not slow. I'm fast.

I'm your driver tomorrow.

I'm driving.

Well, you heard the kid.

He's driving.

Remember what's in there is ours.

It belongs to us.

They got our money.

They got our mama's jewels.

So let's go back in there.

And take back what's ours.

vroom vroom vroom it's go time baby how the fuck i look

Baby, let's go.

Move. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Come on, baby. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. Stop the

fucking car, retard.

Baby, move.

Put your fucking foot on the gas.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Move this car. I'm going to blow your fucking

I moved.

You still oh

Just tell her baby's coming.

Baby?

B -A -B -Y.

Baby.

TV, and I also like to listen sometimes to old records through the vibrations.

I like frozen peas and meatloaf and white bread and peanut butter.

Spread to the edges.

Please look after me.

Thank you.

the Atlanta Police Department.

All residents remain inside your homes.

There is an armed and dangerous criminal on the loose. Do not go outside until

it's all clear.

Everybody's here.

Hey,

lovebirds. I was hoping I would catch you, too.

And here you are.

Monica.

My darling.

She was a good girl.

I loved... I loved her.

What about Deborah, baby? Is she... Is she a good girl and you love her?

Yes, I do.

That's too bad.

Got a bathroom key.

Thanks.

I know

you

need it, girl.

and you know I need it to cause.

I've found what the world is searching for.

Yeah, right here, my dear.

I don't have to look no more.

And all my days, I've hoped and I've prayed for someone just like

you. Make me feel the way you do.

Never, never gonna give up.

I'm gonna stay right here with you.

Song's over, baby.

I'm afraid you still have to face the music.

How you two doing tonight?

We're doing just fine.

Isn't that right, baby?

Fuck!

What's happening, baby?

I have to go.

No. I'm coming with you.

He's a shot again!

Who? Him!

Helena Police Department.

You on the ground. Are you okay? Can you show me where you get shot?

Yeah.

Right there.

I need your help.

I'm afraid this line is dead.

Baby, we need to get out of here.

I just need one thing first.

And then it's just us, music, and the road.

But we don't have a car or music.

Yeah, we do.

Get out.

Check out Bonnie and Clyde, yo.

Like Bonnie and Bonnie.

You're out of the car.

You hold him.

You ever shot a gun before, hum?

I just did.

Literally five minutes ago.

Can we skip my goddamn phone?

No. Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man are going into this mic written

by this hand. They're coming out of this mouth made by this tongue. I tell you

now, my name, my name is Young. But don't you think that it's your destiny

get the best of me? But I forget to be quiet, but at least be quiet, but it's

the rest of me. I'm shaking it, and I'm breaking it. I'm shaking it, moving it,

and always moving it, because I'm not making it. I'm pulling out rhymes like

it's off the shelf. One of these ones, I have to go for myself. This is my own

whole rhyme, and no fills, no flushing. It's not active, and it's these rhymes

that I tell. I'm going off, baby, there's no turning back. I'm going to

on your album, because that's NH track.

It's over, kid. I ain't open.

I need those tapes.

I'm not giving you those tapes.

I have the money orders. I'll trade you for one of those tapes.

I can't help you, baby.

I shot Buddy.

Congratulations. Then you only have every clean and dirty cup after you. You

gonna shoot me, too?

Never. You and I are a team. Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters, Inc. It

pisses me off.

It's one of Sam's favorites.

I thought it sounded familiar, you little shit.

I'm not your lucky charm anymore.

But I'm standing here asking for your help.

There's nothing I can do for you, kid.

Why should I, after what you've done to me?

It's okay.

Let's go.

Oh, God damn it.

Look at the two of you.

Okay, go get your fucking tape.

It's going to take more than a cassette to get you two out of this.

Because the news is all bad.

Well, there is some good news.

The good news is you like driving.

Because you can't take your foot off the gas for the next 25 years.

This should be enough to get you across the border.

From there, it's on you.

Don't trust anyone but each other.

And don't ever look back.

I was in love once.

Run.

I thought... I

thought I

told you to run.

Go.

I'll deal with the cops.

That's not the cops.

Here it is, baby.

Your killer track.

This would come out? I have to end this.

You know I gotta do the same.

I really wish

you could hear us scream.

Guess we just have to watch.

Listening to music.

Is this really your mom?

Yeah.

She has a beautiful voice.

Huh.

That's why I'm easy.

I'm easy like Sunday morning.

Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?

That's why it's easy.

you describe your relationship with the defendant?

We were friends and I think we both wanted to be more than that.

He got himself into a bad spot. I was just trying to get him out.

I believe the defendant is of good character.

He didn't deserve what happened to him.

It was the strangest thing.

He finally drove off and he threw my purse right at me.

Then he actually said I'm Sorry.

He looked at me and he shook his head like he was warning me, somehow telling

not to go inside.

He looked concerned like he was trying to save me.

He made a mistake when he was younger, and it's haunted him ever since.

When he tried to get out, he was pressured even harder.

It was never his fault. He's got a good heart.

Always had.

Always will.

With regard to counts 1 through 19.

and count 21, I hereby sentence the defendant to 25 years in the federal

penitentiary, subject to a parole hearing after five years served.

You got a letter, kid.

Hey, baby.

You know, it's funny.

Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used

to the fact that your real name is Miles.

It's a cool name, though.

I can think of a lot of great Miles songs, but we still have to get through

those baby songs first.

I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music, and the road.

See you later, baby.

All my love, Debra.

And I was born on dark gray morning music in my ears, in my ears.

They call me baby driver.