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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm George
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm George
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm George
Cleer. We got so much to talk about
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Cleer. We got so much to talk about
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Cleer. We got so much to talk about
tonight. Trump wants to grab Cuba by the
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tonight. Trump wants to grab Cuba by the
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tonight. Trump wants to grab Cuba by the
cohibas.
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cohibas.
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cohibas.
Free speech updates its terms and
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Free speech updates its terms and
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Free speech updates its terms and
conditions. And MAGA gets into a big
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conditions. And MAGA gets into a big
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conditions. And MAGA gets into a big
fight over small penises. So, let's get
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fight over small penises. So, let's get
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fight over small penises. So, let's get
into our ongoing coverage of the war in
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into our ongoing coverage of the war in
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into our ongoing coverage of the war in
Iran.
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>> Nothing bad can happen. It can only good
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>> Nothing bad can happen. It can only good
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>> Nothing bad can happen. It can only good
happen.
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happen.
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happen.
Now, according to public polling, the
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Now, according to public polling, the
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Now, according to public polling, the
war in Iran has less support at its
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war in Iran has less support at its
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war in Iran has less support at its
outset than any previous American war.
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outset than any previous American war.
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outset than any previous American war.
And wars are almost always popular in
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And wars are almost always popular in
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And wars are almost always popular in
the beginning. They're kind of like
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the beginning. They're kind of like
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the beginning. They're kind of like
Apple TV shows.
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Apple TV shows.
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Apple TV shows.
People are like, I don't know what's
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People are like, I don't know what's
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People are like, I don't know what's
going on here, but for some reason, I'm
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going on here, but for some reason, I'm
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going on here, but for some reason, I'm
on board.
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on board.
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on board.
But President Trump doesn't need popular
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But President Trump doesn't need popular
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But President Trump doesn't need popular
support or congressional consent to
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support or congressional consent to
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support or congressional consent to
declare war because he's got a
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declare war because he's got a
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declare war because he's got a
high-profile fan on his side.
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high-profile fan on his side.
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high-profile fan on his side.
>> President Trump made news when he
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>> President Trump made news when he
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>> President Trump made news when he
suggested a former president he's been
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suggested a former president he's been
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suggested a former president he's been
speaking with wishes he had done to Iran
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speaking with wishes he had done to Iran
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speaking with wishes he had done to Iran
what Trump has done.
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what Trump has done.
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what Trump has done.
>> I spoke to one of the former presidents
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>> I spoke to one of the former presidents
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>> I spoke to one of the former presidents
who I actually like and he said, "I wish
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who I actually like and he said, "I wish
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who I actually like and he said, "I wish
I did what you did."
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I did what you did."
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I did what you did."
Okay,
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first of all, why is the president
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first of all, why is the president
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first of all, why is the president
holding on to the desk like it's a
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holding on to the desk like it's a
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holding on to the desk like it's a
safety bar and a Six Flags roller
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safety bar and a Six Flags roller
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safety bar and a Six Flags roller
coaster?
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coaster?
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coaster?
No, come into the Oval Office. I I'll be
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No, come into the Oval Office. I I'll be
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No, come into the Oval Office. I I'll be
right with you. Just uh let my French
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right with you. Just uh let my French
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right with you. Just uh let my French
tips dry, you know. No biggie.
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tips dry, you know. No biggie.
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tips dry, you know. No biggie.
But the big question is which former
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But the big question is which former
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But the big question is which former
president gave Trump props for the war
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president gave Trump props for the war
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president gave Trump props for the war
in Iran? Come on, TRUMP. SPILL THE
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in Iran? Come on, TRUMP. SPILL THE
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in Iran? Come on, TRUMP. SPILL THE
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BEANS.
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BEANS.
>> I just want to ask you about something
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>> I just want to ask you about something
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>> I just want to ask you about something
very interesting that you said twice
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very interesting that you said twice
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very interesting that you said twice
today that you talked to another former
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today that you talked to another former
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today that you talked to another former
president about the Iran strikes.
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president about the Iran strikes.
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president about the Iran strikes.
>> I did.
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>> I did.
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>> I did.
>> Was it George W. Bush?
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>> Was it George W. Bush?
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>> Was it George W. Bush?
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>> No.
>> Was it Bill Clinton?
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>> Was it Bill Clinton?
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>> Was it Bill Clinton?
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>> I don't want to say.
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>> I don't want to say.
>> Oh. Oh, I think you've said plenty, Mr.
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>> Oh. Oh, I think you've said plenty, Mr.
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>> Oh. Oh, I think you've said plenty, Mr.
Trump.
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Trump.
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Trump.
>> I don't want to give away who it is. All
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>> I don't want to give away who it is. All
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>> I don't want to give away who it is. All
I can say is that I was recently helping
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I can say is that I was recently helping
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I can say is that I was recently helping
him prep for his Epstein Island
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him prep for his Epstein Island
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him prep for his Epstein Island
deposition. That's all.
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deposition. That's all.
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deposition. That's all.
By the way, I love how Peter Ducey is
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By the way, I love how Peter Ducey is
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By the way, I love how Peter Ducey is
trying to play Guess Who with our
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trying to play Guess Who with our
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trying to play Guess Who with our
toddler president?
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toddler president?
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toddler president?
Is he wearing glasses?
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Is he wearing glasses?
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Is he wearing glasses?
Is he bald? If he was doing karaoke,
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Is he bald? If he was doing karaoke,
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Is he bald? If he was doing karaoke,
would he be allowed to sing All the
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would he be allowed to sing All the
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would he be allowed to sing All the
Words in Gold Digger?
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Now,
there's also another possibility, and
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there's also another possibility, and
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there's also another possibility, and
this may come as a shock, which is that
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this may come as a shock, which is that
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this may come as a shock, which is that
maybe, just possibly, Trump pulled the
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maybe, just possibly, Trump pulled the
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maybe, just possibly, Trump pulled the
whole thing out of his ass. Aids to each
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whole thing out of his ass. Aids to each
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whole thing out of his ass. Aids to each
of the four living former presidents all
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of the four living former presidents all
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of the four living former presidents all
deny they have had any such
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deny they have had any such
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deny they have had any such
conversations with President Trump.
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conversations with President Trump.
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conversations with President Trump.
>> Yes,
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>> Yes,
the living former presidents denied
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the living former presidents denied
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the living former presidents denied
talking to Trump. Trump never said
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talking to Trump. Trump never said
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talking to Trump. Trump never said
living.
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living.
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living.
What's more likely? That Bill Clinton
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What's more likely? That Bill Clinton
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What's more likely? That Bill Clinton
thinks starting a half-baked war in the
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thinks starting a half-baked war in the
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thinks starting a half-baked war in the
Middle East was a good idea, or that
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Middle East was a good idea, or that
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Middle East was a good idea, or that
Trump spent 20 minutes talking to a
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Trump spent 20 minutes talking to a
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Trump spent 20 minutes talking to a
portrait of Grover Cleveland.
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Regardless of who he's been talking to
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Regardless of who he's been talking to
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Regardless of who he's been talking to
about it, I'm just glad the president
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about it, I'm just glad the president
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about it, I'm just glad the president
has his mind 100% completely focused on
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has his mind 100% completely focused on
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has his mind 100% completely focused on
this daunting situation with Iran.
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this daunting situation with Iran.
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this daunting situation with Iran.
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>> I do believe I'll be the honor of having
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>> I do believe I'll be the honor of having
the honor of
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the honor of
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the honor of
TAKING CUBA. NO, NO, NO NEW WARS UNTIL
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TAKING CUBA. NO, NO, NO NEW WARS UNTIL
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TAKING CUBA. NO, NO, NO NEW WARS UNTIL
YOU FINISH THE WAR. WE JUST GOT YOU.
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YOU FINISH THE WAR. WE JUST GOT YOU.
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YOU FINISH THE WAR. WE JUST GOT YOU.
THIS is not the time to be taking Cuba.
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THIS is not the time to be taking Cuba.
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THIS is not the time to be taking Cuba.
By the way, what do you mean by taking
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By the way, what do you mean by taking
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By the way, what do you mean by taking
Cuba?
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Cuba?
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Cuba?
>> Taking Cuba.
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>> Taking Cuba.
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>> Taking Cuba.
>> Taking Cuba in some form. Yeah, taking
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>> Taking Cuba in some form. Yeah, taking
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>> Taking Cuba in some form. Yeah, taking
Cuba. I mean, whether I free it, take
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Cuba. I mean, whether I free it, take
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Cuba. I mean, whether I free it, take
it, think I could do anything I want
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it, think I could do anything I want
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it, think I could do anything I want
with it. You want to know the truth?
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with it. You want to know the truth?
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with it. You want to know the truth?
>> You could do anything you want with it.
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>> You could do anything you want with it.
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>> You could do anything you want with it.
I I don't know what's worse, that he's
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I I don't know what's worse, that he's
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I I don't know what's worse, that he's
talking like a super villain or that he
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talking like a super villain or that he
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talking like a super villain or that he
sounds so bored about it. You should be
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sounds so bored about it. You should be
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sounds so bored about it. You should be
cackling with lightning in the
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cackling with lightning in the
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cackling with lightning in the
background when you say like that.
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background when you say like that.
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background when you say like that.
Why are you sounding like Lexapro Luther
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Why are you sounding like Lexapro Luther
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Why are you sounding like Lexapro Luther
over here?
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over here?
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over here?
World is mine, Superman. I guess
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World is mine, Superman. I guess
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World is mine, Superman. I guess
whatever.
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whatever.
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whatever.
While Trump seems unengaged, some people
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While Trump seems unengaged, some people
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While Trump seems unengaged, some people
in his administration are getting worked
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in his administration are getting worked
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in his administration are getting worked
up.
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up.
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up.
>> Breaking news. The head of the National
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>> Breaking news. The head of the National
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>> Breaking news. The head of the National
Counterterrorism Center, Joe Kent,
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Counterterrorism Center, Joe Kent,
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Counterterrorism Center, Joe Kent,
announced just hours ago that he is
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announced just hours ago that he is
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announced just hours ago that he is
resigning immediately over the war in
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resigning immediately over the war in
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resigning immediately over the war in
Iran.
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Iran.
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Iran.
>> Whoa. I mean, that would be even more
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>> Whoa. I mean, that would be even more
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>> Whoa. I mean, that would be even more
damning if this guy wasn't an
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damning if this guy wasn't an
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damning if this guy wasn't an
unqualified crackpot. But
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unqualified crackpot. But
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unqualified crackpot. But
it still has to shake up a president
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it still has to shake up a president
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it still has to shake up a president
when one of your appointees resigns over
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when one of your appointees resigns over
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when one of your appointees resigns over
your war.
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your war.
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your war.
>> I read his statement. I always thought
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>> I read his statement. I always thought
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>> I read his statement. I always thought
he was a nice guy, but I always thought
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he was a nice guy, but I always thought
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he was a nice guy, but I always thought
he was weak on security. Very weak on
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he was weak on security. Very weak on
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he was weak on security. Very weak on
security.
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security.
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security.
You appointed him.
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You know what? I I guess that tracks.
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You know what? I I guess that tracks.
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You know what? I I guess that tracks.
Everyone knows the qualifications for
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Everyone knows the qualifications for
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Everyone knows the qualifications for
running the National Counterterrorism
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running the National Counterterrorism
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running the National Counterterrorism
Center. Go nice guy brings muffins to
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Center. Go nice guy brings muffins to
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Center. Go nice guy brings muffins to
the morning meeting and then all the way
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the morning meeting and then all the way
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the morning meeting and then all the way
down the list good on security.
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down the list good on security.
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down the list good on security.
But this split is dividing the entire
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But this split is dividing the entire
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But this split is dividing the entire
MAGA movement right now. There's the
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MAGA movement right now. There's the
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MAGA movement right now. There's the
anti-war side with people like Joe
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anti-war side with people like Joe
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anti-war side with people like Joe
Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Megan Kelly.
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Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Megan Kelly.
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Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Megan Kelly.
And there's the pro-war side with Sean
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And there's the pro-war side with Sean
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And there's the pro-war side with Sean
Hannity, Lindsey Graham, and Mark
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Hannity, Lindsey Graham, and Mark
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Hannity, Lindsey Graham, and Mark
Levvin. And as you can imagine, the
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Levvin. And as you can imagine, the
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Levvin. And as you can imagine, the
quality of an internal MAGA debate is
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quality of an internal MAGA debate is
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quality of an internal MAGA debate is
highly intellectual. On the explatform,
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highly intellectual. On the explatform,
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highly intellectual. On the explatform,
Mark Levvin posted, "Poor Megan Kelly,
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Mark Levvin posted, "Poor Megan Kelly,
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Mark Levvin posted, "Poor Megan Kelly,
an emotionally unhinged, lewd, and
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an emotionally unhinged, lewd, and
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an emotionally unhinged, lewd, and
petulant wreck. She's completely
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petulant wreck. She's completely
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petulant wreck. She's completely
revealed and destroyed herself." In
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revealed and destroyed herself." In
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revealed and destroyed herself." In
response, Megan Kelly posted, "Micro
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response, Megan Kelly posted, "Micro
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response, Megan Kelly posted, "Micro
penis Mark Lucy has the monopoly on LWD.
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penis Mark Lucy has the monopoly on LWD.
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penis Mark Lucy has the monopoly on LWD.
He doesn't like it when women like me
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He doesn't like it when women like me
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He doesn't like it when women like me
fight back because of his micro penis.
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fight back because of his micro penis.
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fight back because of his micro penis.
Oh.
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Oh.
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Feels like a bat at the Oxford debate
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Feels like a bat at the Oxford debate
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Feels like a bat at the Oxford debate
club.
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club.
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club.
Be it resolved that dick be tiny.
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Be it resolved that dick be tiny.
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Be it resolved that dick be tiny.
No. It's not a good look for President
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No. It's not a good look for President
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No. It's not a good look for President
Trump to have his followers fighting so
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Trump to have his followers fighting so
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Trump to have his followers fighting so
publicly over their micro penises.
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publicly over their micro penises.
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publicly over their micro penises.
Donnie, why don't you step in and heal
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Donnie, why don't you step in and heal
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Donnie, why don't you step in and heal
the divide? President Trump defended
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the divide? President Trump defended
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the divide? President Trump defended
Mark Levin, posting that he is somewhat
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Mark Levin, posting that he is somewhat
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Mark Levin, posting that he is somewhat
under siege by other people with far
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under siege by other people with far
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under siege by other people with far
less intellect, capability, and love for
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less intellect, capability, and love for
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less intellect, capability, and love for
our country. Mark is tough, strong, and
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our country. Mark is tough, strong, and
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our country. Mark is tough, strong, and
brilliant. In response, Megan Kelly
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brilliant. In response, Megan Kelly
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brilliant. In response, Megan Kelly
posted that Mark Levvin went running to
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posted that Mark Levvin went running to
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posted that Mark Levvin went running to
daddy about his micro penis. DAMN IT,
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daddy about his micro penis. DAMN IT,
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daddy about his micro penis. DAMN IT,
MEGAN. DAMN IT.
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MEGAN. DAMN IT.
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MEGAN. DAMN IT.
OH,
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now it's it's obviously not fair to
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now it's it's obviously not fair to
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now it's it's obviously not fair to
accuse Mark Levvin of running to daddy
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accuse Mark Levvin of running to daddy
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accuse Mark Levvin of running to daddy
about his micro penis, although I
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about his micro penis, although I
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about his micro penis, although I
imagine having a micro penis makes the
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imagine having a micro penis makes the
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imagine having a micro penis makes the
running a lot easier.
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Totally unrelated, but in high school I
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Totally unrelated, but in high school I
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Totally unrelated, but in high school I
was the slowest guy in gym class.
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out there. Don't eat it out there.
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out there. Don't eat it out there.
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out there. Don't eat it out there.
By the way, did you notice that at no
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By the way, did you notice that at no
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By the way, did you notice that at no
point did Trump deny the micro penis
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point did Trump deny the micro penis
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point did Trump deny the micro penis
allegations?
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allegations?
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allegations?
Not exactly the fullthroated defense you
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Not exactly the fullthroated defense you
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Not exactly the fullthroated defense you
watch. HE HAS A MICRO PENIS. HEY, HE'S A
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watch. HE HAS A MICRO PENIS. HEY, HE'S A
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watch. HE HAS A MICRO PENIS. HEY, HE'S A
NICE MAN.
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NICE MAN.
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NICE MAN.
ALSO, I'm sorry. Aren't we at war?
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ALSO, I'm sorry. Aren't we at war?
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ALSO, I'm sorry. Aren't we at war?
You're you're tweeting about your
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You're you're tweeting about your
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You're you're tweeting about your
buddy's micro penis. Was FDR taking time
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buddy's micro penis. Was FDR taking time
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buddy's micro penis. Was FDR taking time
out of his fireside chats to be like,
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out of his fireside chats to be like,
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out of his fireside chats to be like,
"Anyway, that's how D-Day went." Now, if
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"Anyway, that's how D-Day went." Now, if
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"Anyway, that's how D-Day went." Now, if
I may say a few words about whether my
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I may say a few words about whether my
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I may say a few words about whether my
friend Zachary has a cho.
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friend Zachary has a cho.
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friend Zachary has a cho.
Please, please. Isn't there anybody who
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Please, please. Isn't there anybody who
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Please, please. Isn't there anybody who
can calm the situation? Marjorie Taylor
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can calm the situation? Marjorie Taylor
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can calm the situation? Marjorie Taylor
Green, you're a
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Green, you're a
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Green, you're a
you're a respected member of MAGA.
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you're a respected member of MAGA.
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you're a respected member of MAGA.
Perhaps you can bring some intellectual
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Perhaps you can bring some intellectual
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Perhaps you can bring some intellectual
substance to this debate.
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substance to this debate.
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substance to this debate.
>> Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor
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>> Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor
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>> Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor
Green posted, "I wholeheartedly support
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Green posted, "I wholeheartedly support
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Green posted, "I wholeheartedly support
Megan Kelly, telling the world that Mark
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Megan Kelly, telling the world that Mark
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Megan Kelly, telling the world that Mark
Levin has a micro penis. Marjorie, come
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Levin has a micro penis. Marjorie, come
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Levin has a micro penis. Marjorie, come
on.
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Come on.
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With all this talk about micro penises,
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With all this talk about micro penises,
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With all this talk about micro penises,
we're losing sight of the real reason we
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we're losing sight of the real reason we
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we're losing sight of the real reason we
attacked Iran, which is
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attacked Iran, which is
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You know what? Now that I think about
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You know what? Now that I think about
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You know what? Now that I think about
it, we never got an answer to that,
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it, we never got an answer to that,
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it, we never got an answer to that,
actually. And and believe me, I've been
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actually. And and believe me, I've been
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actually. And and believe me, I've been
searching for one harder than Mark
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searching for one harder than Mark
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searching for one harder than Mark
Levin's urologist, you know. Boom.
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Levin's urologist, you know. Boom.
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Levin's urologist, you know. Boom.
Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
Sorry, Mark. I had to get in one last
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Sorry, Mark. I had to get in one last
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Sorry, Mark. I had to get in one last
small one, JUST LIKE YOU. BOOM.
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small one, JUST LIKE YOU. BOOM.
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small one, JUST LIKE YOU. BOOM.
SORRY.
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SORRY.
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SORRY.
OKAY. LOOK, can conservatives please
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OKAY. LOOK, can conservatives please
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OKAY. LOOK, can conservatives please
just stay focused on the actual war?
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just stay focused on the actual war?
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just stay focused on the actual war?
There's a new Ayatollah in power who is
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There's a new Ayatollah in power who is
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There's a new Ayatollah in power who is
dead set on revenge. You should be
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dead set on revenge. You should be
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dead set on revenge. You should be
talking about him, not gossiping about
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talking about him, not gossiping about
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talking about him, not gossiping about
men's penises. The New York Post is
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men's penises. The New York Post is
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men's penises. The New York Post is
reporting that the president was just
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reporting that the president was just
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reporting that the president was just
briefed about the new Ayatollah. Sources
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briefed about the new Ayatollah. Sources
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briefed about the new Ayatollah. Sources
are saying Ayatollah Jr. might be gay.
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You got to love that banner. New
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You got to love that banner. New
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You got to love that banner. New
Ayatollah is probably gay.
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Ayatollah is probably gay.
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Ayatollah is probably gay.
Give it up for the fourth estate,
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Give it up for the fourth estate,
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Give it up for the fourth estate,
everyone. Wow. Bravo.
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everyone. Wow. Bravo.
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everyone. Wow. Bravo.
Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
Love the media who who apparently are
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Love the media who who apparently are
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Love the media who who apparently are
now reporting gossip like their high
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now reporting gossip like their high
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now reporting gossip like their high
school mean girls. This just in from the
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school mean girls. This just in from the
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school mean girls. This just in from the
CIA. Uh the new Ayatollah got his period
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CIA. Uh the new Ayatollah got his period
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CIA. Uh the new Ayatollah got his period
in the driver's ed car.
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in the driver's ed car.
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in the driver's ed car.
Fine. Fine. I guess we're doing this
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Fine. Fine. I guess we're doing this
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Fine. Fine. I guess we're doing this
media establishment. Let's let's hear
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media establishment. Let's let's hear
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media establishment. Let's let's hear
that hot hot goss. Ayatollah Jr. might
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00:09:44,470 --> 00:09:44,480
that hot hot goss. Ayatollah Jr. might
476
00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,910
that hot hot goss. Ayatollah Jr. might
be gay and has been making aggressive
477
00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:47,920
be gay and has been making aggressive
478
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,470
be gay and has been making aggressive
sexual advances on his male caretakers
479
00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:50,480
sexual advances on his male caretakers
480
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,829
sexual advances on his male caretakers
while hopped up on meds. His father
481
00:09:53,829 --> 00:09:53,839
while hopped up on meds. His father
482
00:09:53,839 --> 00:09:57,110
while hopped up on meds. His father
reportedly thought he was too gay to be
483
00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:57,120
reportedly thought he was too gay to be
484
00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:01,030
reportedly thought he was too gay to be
Iran's supreme leader.
485
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:01,040
Iran's supreme leader.
486
00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,430
Iran's supreme leader.
Too gay.
487
00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:03,440
Too gay.
488
00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,590
Too gay.
I I like the I like the implication that
489
00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:05,600
I I like the I like the implication that
490
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,750
I I like the I like the implication that
the supreme leader of Iran should be a
491
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:07,760
the supreme leader of Iran should be a
492
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,509
the supreme leader of Iran should be a
little gay.
493
00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:11,519
494
00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,430
He should be like death to America
495
00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:13,440
He should be like death to America
496
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,389
He should be like death to America
except Lady Gaga. You
497
00:10:16,389 --> 00:10:16,399
except Lady Gaga. You
498
00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,470
except Lady Gaga. You
So that's basically where we're at right
499
00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:18,480
So that's basically where we're at right
500
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,150
So that's basically where we're at right
now. This country has launched itself
501
00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:20,160
now. This country has launched itself
502
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,990
now. This country has launched itself
into a devastating regional war in the
503
00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:22,000
into a devastating regional war in the
504
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,910
into a devastating regional war in the
Middle East. The president is focused on
505
00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:23,920
Middle East. The president is focused on
506
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,389
Middle East. The president is focused on
taking Cuba. His movement is split
507
00:10:26,389 --> 00:10:26,399
taking Cuba. His movement is split
508
00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:28,230
taking Cuba. His movement is split
amongst themselves. And the media is
509
00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:28,240
amongst themselves. And the media is
510
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,870
amongst themselves. And the media is
turning into TMZ. I mean, the quality of
511
00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:30,880
turning into TMZ. I mean, the quality of
512
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,509
turning into TMZ. I mean, the quality of
our discourse has absolutely vanished.
513
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:33,519
our discourse has absolutely vanished.
514
00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:36,230
our discourse has absolutely vanished.
And in these fraught times, is it too
515
00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:36,240
And in these fraught times, is it too
516
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:40,470
And in these fraught times, is it too
much to ask for just a a little bit of
517
00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:40,480
much to ask for just a a little bit of
518
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,990
much to ask for just a a little bit of
thoughtfulness and dignity? If we could
519
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:44,000
thoughtfulness and dignity? If we could
520
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,430
thoughtfulness and dignity? If we could
just have the smallest amount, it would
521
00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:47,440
just have the smallest amount, it would
522
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,949
just have the smallest amount, it would
still be bigger than MARK LEVIN'S PENIS.
523
00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:50,959
still be bigger than MARK LEVIN'S PENIS.
524
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:54,870
still be bigger than MARK LEVIN'S PENIS.
DARLING, SORRY.
525
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:54,880
526
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,430
SORRY, MARK. SORRY.
527
00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:57,440
SORRY, MARK. SORRY.
528
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,670
SORRY, MARK. SORRY.
For more on the rumors about Iran's new
529
00:10:59,670 --> 00:10:59,680
For more on the rumors about Iran's new
530
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,350
For more on the rumors about Iran's new
Supreme Leader, let's go live to the
531
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:01,360
Supreme Leader, let's go live to the
532
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:07,670
Supreme Leader, let's go live to the
Pentagon with Troy Iada. TROY
533
00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:07,680
534
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,350
TROY,
535
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:09,360
TROY,
536
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,870
TROY,
what do you think about the rumors that
537
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:10,880
what do you think about the rumors that
538
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,310
what do you think about the rumors that
the Ayatollah is gay?
539
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:12,320
the Ayatollah is gay?
540
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,630
the Ayatollah is gay?
>> Well, Jordan, as the only gay person in
541
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:14,640
>> Well, Jordan, as the only gay person in
542
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,030
>> Well, Jordan, as the only gay person in
the entertainment industry,
543
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:17,040
the entertainment industry,
544
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,430
the entertainment industry,
I can assure you that the Ayatollah is
545
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:19,440
I can assure you that the Ayatollah is
546
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,069
I can assure you that the Ayatollah is
not gay.
547
00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:20,079
not gay.
548
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,750
not gay.
>> Okay. Well, that that makes sense.
549
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:21,760
>> Okay. Well, that that makes sense.
550
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,110
>> Okay. Well, that that makes sense.
>> He's obviously queer baiting, and I
551
00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:25,120
>> He's obviously queer baiting, and I
552
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,069
>> He's obviously queer baiting, and I
don't appreciate it.
553
00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:26,079
don't appreciate it.
554
00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:28,550
don't appreciate it.
>> I I'm sorry. Queer baiting.
555
00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:28,560
>> I I'm sorry. Queer baiting.
556
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,630
>> I I'm sorry. Queer baiting.
>> Yes. Yes. That's it's it's exactly what
557
00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:30,640
>> Yes. Yes. That's it's it's exactly what
558
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,030
>> Yes. Yes. That's it's it's exactly what
everyone in Hollywood does to a tea.
559
00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:33,040
everyone in Hollywood does to a tea.
560
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,269
everyone in Hollywood does to a tea.
Okay. They take a straight man, tease
561
00:11:35,269 --> 00:11:35,279
Okay. They take a straight man, tease
562
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:38,069
Okay. They take a straight man, tease
the idea that he might be a little, you
563
00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:38,079
the idea that he might be a little, you
564
00:11:38,079 --> 00:11:40,630
the idea that he might be a little, you
know, and then just watch everyone get
565
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:40,640
know, and then just watch everyone get
566
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,310
know, and then just watch everyone get
obsessed trying to figure out if he is
567
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:42,320
obsessed trying to figure out if he is
568
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,389
obsessed trying to figure out if he is
indeed a little
569
00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:44,399
indeed a little
570
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,310
indeed a little
>> It's It's so manipulative.
571
00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:46,320
>> It's It's so manipulative.
572
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,389
>> It's It's so manipulative.
>> But but what why would he even do that?
573
00:11:48,389 --> 00:11:48,399
>> But but what why would he even do that?
574
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:51,030
>> But but what why would he even do that?
The Islamic regime is very homophobic.
575
00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:51,040
The Islamic regime is very homophobic.
576
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,030
The Islamic regime is very homophobic.
>> It doesn't doesn't matter how homophobic
577
00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:53,040
>> It doesn't doesn't matter how homophobic
578
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,350
>> It doesn't doesn't matter how homophobic
the regime is. A good story is a good
579
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:55,360
the regime is. A good story is a good
580
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,350
the regime is. A good story is a good
story. You know, think about it. a
581
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:57,360
story. You know, think about it. a
582
00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,069
story. You know, think about it. a
closeted leader of a homophobic nation,
583
00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:00,079
closeted leader of a homophobic nation,
584
00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:02,310
closeted leader of a homophobic nation,
forced to lead after your father, who
585
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:02,320
forced to lead after your father, who
586
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,710
forced to lead after your father, who
never accepted your lifestyle, is
587
00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:04,720
never accepted your lifestyle, is
588
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,509
never accepted your lifestyle, is
suddenly killed. And now you're burdened
589
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:07,519
suddenly killed. And now you're burdened
590
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,150
suddenly killed. And now you're burdened
with the responsibility to pass laws and
591
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:10,160
with the responsibility to pass laws and
592
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,230
with the responsibility to pass laws and
uphold traditions that go against your
593
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:12,240
uphold traditions that go against your
594
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,710
uphold traditions that go against your
true nature when all you ever wanted to
595
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:14,720
true nature when all you ever wanted to
596
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,470
true nature when all you ever wanted to
do was just feel that spotlight.
597
00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:18,480
do was just feel that spotlight.
598
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,790
do was just feel that spotlight.
>> Wow. I mean, you're right, Troy. I feel
599
00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:20,800
>> Wow. I mean, you're right, Troy. I feel
600
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,590
>> Wow. I mean, you're right, Troy. I feel
so bad for him.
601
00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:21,600
so bad for him.
602
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,350
so bad for him.
>> HE'S NOT GAY, JORDAN.
603
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:25,360
>> HE'S NOT GAY, JORDAN.
604
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,190
>> HE'S NOT GAY, JORDAN.
HE'S JUST SUCKING you into this fake
605
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:27,200
HE'S JUST SUCKING you into this fake
606
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,430
HE'S JUST SUCKING you into this fake
narrative by doing what every Hollywood
607
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:29,440
narrative by doing what every Hollywood
608
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,150
narrative by doing what every Hollywood
TV show does. It's so gross. I would
609
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:32,160
TV show does. It's so gross. I would
610
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,509
TV show does. It's so gross. I would
only watch like half of it.
611
00:12:35,509 --> 00:12:35,519
only watch like half of it.
612
00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:37,750
only watch like half of it.
Oh my god. I mean, what if he falls in
613
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:37,760
Oh my god. I mean, what if he falls in
614
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,389
Oh my god. I mean, what if he falls in
love with an Israeli general, but they
615
00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:40,399
love with an Israeli general, but they
616
00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:41,990
love with an Israeli general, but they
can only see each other across the
617
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:42,000
can only see each other across the
618
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,710
can only see each other across the
street of Hormuz
619
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:44,720
street of Hormuz
620
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,110
street of Hormuz
and all of their communication has to be
621
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:47,120
and all of their communication has to be
622
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:47,910
and all of their communication has to be
nonverbal.
623
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:47,920
nonverbal.
624
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,870
nonverbal.
>> Oh my god. Can you imagine? That would
625
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:50,880
>> Oh my god. Can you imagine? That would
626
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,790
>> Oh my god. Can you imagine? That would
be so sad and hot. I WAIT, STOP. STOP.
627
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:54,800
be so sad and hot. I WAIT, STOP. STOP.
628
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,150
be so sad and hot. I WAIT, STOP. STOP.
NO, YOU'RE getting me sucked into it
629
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:56,160
NO, YOU'RE getting me sucked into it
630
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:56,949
NO, YOU'RE getting me sucked into it
now. Stop it.
631
00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:56,959
now. Stop it.
632
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,150
now. Stop it.
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. It's
633
00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:58,160
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. It's
634
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,150
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. It's
It's a very powerful technique. Why
635
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:00,160
It's a very powerful technique. Why
636
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:05,590
It's a very powerful technique. Why
doesn't our president try queer baiting?
637
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:05,600
638
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,990
>> Donald is not going to pretend to be
639
00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:08,000
>> Donald is not going to pretend to be
640
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,910
>> Donald is not going to pretend to be
gay, Jordan. Okay. He's He's pretty gay
641
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:09,920
gay, Jordan. Okay. He's He's pretty gay
642
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,829
gay, Jordan. Okay. He's He's pretty gay
already.
643
00:13:11,829 --> 00:13:11,839
already.
644
00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:13,509
already.
>> What are you talking about? He's married
645
00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:13,519
>> What are you talking about? He's married
646
00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:14,629
>> What are you talking about? He's married
to a woman.
647
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:14,639
to a woman.
648
00:13:14,639 --> 00:13:16,550
to a woman.
>> Oh, wow. A gay man has never been
649
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:16,560
>> Oh, wow. A gay man has never been
650
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,590
>> Oh, wow. A gay man has never been
married to a woman before.
651
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:19,600
married to a woman before.
652
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:24,470
married to a woman before.
Totally.
653
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:24,480
654
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,790
Wow. Yeah, he's not gay. He just tore
655
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:26,800
Wow. Yeah, he's not gay. He just tore
656
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,550
Wow. Yeah, he's not gay. He just tore
down his wife's office to build a
657
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:28,560
down his wife's office to build a
658
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,430
down his wife's office to build a
ballroom.
659
00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:31,440
ballroom.
660
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,750
ballroom.
>> But how do we know he's just not queer
661
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:33,760
>> But how do we know he's just not queer
662
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,350
>> But how do we know he's just not queer
baiting, too?
663
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:35,360
baiting, too?
664
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,110
baiting, too?
>> Because in order for queer baiting to
665
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:37,120
>> Because in order for queer baiting to
666
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,110
>> Because in order for queer baiting to
work, people need to want to have sex
667
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:39,120
work, people need to want to have sex
668
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,310
work, people need to want to have sex
with you.
669
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:42,320
with you.
670
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:46,120
with you.
Troy water everyone.
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