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Last week, the students of
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this school participated in
the Presidential Fitness Test.
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I am sad to announce
that South Park Elementary scored
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the lowest in health and fitness
in the entire country.
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On the whole,
you students actually scored fine,
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but the President's Fitness Test
is scored on a school wide average,
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and one fourth grader at
this school scored so low...
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With a terrifying body fat score,
and high blood pressure
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and the cholesterol levels of
a 70-year-old man that it actually
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brought your entire school's average
down to the lowest in the country.
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However, the Presidential Fitness program
never wants to
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single out one child because
then that child might feel bad,
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and so as far as we're concerned
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you're all a bunch
of fat fucking pigs.
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Could you please use
a little different terminology?
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Sorry. As far as the board is concerned,
you are all a bunch of fat fucking pigs.
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And so it is the recommendation
of this board that every week
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each class will alternate turns
giving up their recesses and
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instead reporting to P.E.
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Alright,
fourth grade class you're up first.
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We're gonna do some rope climbin'!
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God this sucks!
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Four weeks we gotta do this?!
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Let's just suck it up guys,
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all we can try to do is have
a positive attitude about it.
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Alright, McKormick,
let's start with you.
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Climb the rope.
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Look at Kenny he's so poor,
huh, you guys!
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His family is so poor they couldn't
pay the 3.99 for the gym outfit!
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Alright, let's go Broflovski.
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Look you guys, a Jew on a rope!
You know what they call a Jew on a rope?
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Alright, Cartman,
stop ripping on other people to make
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yourself feel less embarrassed about
the fact we're all here because of you.
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Hey, woa, we are here because
the average score was low!
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That's on all of us!
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Because of you!
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It's your fault
that we have to do this.
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We have to do this
because you're unhealthy.
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We're paying for your being fat.
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Wow, Craig.
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I can't believe you just went there.
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Here we were having a perfectly
nice conversation about Kenny
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being poor and Kyle being a Jew
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and you just decide to go 9-11
and bust out the 'fat' quip.
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We are here because of you, Eric,
so just keep your mouth shut.
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Oh my God.
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Why doesn't everyone just back off?!
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I know how this works!
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You're the 99% ganging
up on the one percent!
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Oh grow up.
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Jesus Christ!
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The 99% is totally ganging up on me!
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That's what we mean by grow up, dude!
Stop being a baby!
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Yeah, why don't you go up
and cry to your stuffed animals again.
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And then... and then Wendy
said that they were the 99% and
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I was the one percent
and that made me not cool.
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But Eric, you are cool.
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I know, Clyde Frog, but now the 99%
is saying everything is my fault.
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It's not your fault, Eric.
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How can they blame you for what is
clearly President Obama's fault?
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What do you mean, Peter Panda?
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You didn't make that stupid
Presidential Fitness Test, Obama did.
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Yeah, that's right Eric.
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You don't need to grow up.
You are awesome and cool.
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Thanks Polly Prissypants.
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I'm just so scared that all
the kids at school are gonna be
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talking about me behind my back.
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And so then, Skeletor told
Terminator he wanted a divorce
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and apparently it's all
gonna be finalized soon.
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Dude, Butters, how many times
do we have to go over this?
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That's not Skeletor,
it's a woman named Maria Shriver.
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But then why does his
face look like that?
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What?!
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What?!
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What?!
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What are you guys talking about?!
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What are you guys doing;
What are you talking about?!
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I knew it!
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You guys are having a big 99% rally,
aren't you?!
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Occupying the cafeteria?!!
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You wanna know why you guys
are all here protesting?
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Because you're pissed off
but you actually think it's wrong to
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be pissed off at a black president
so you're all just pissed off at me!
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Well go ahead!
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Have your little rally to figure out
how to stick it to the one percent!
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See what it gets you!
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Hey, you know, Eric is right!
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Maybe we should form a 99% club!
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Yeah it's not a bad idea!
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If all the students unite, we can work
together to fight the system!
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Yeah, the fifth graders agree!
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We're all being
punished for one lazy bitch.
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Let's make him suffer!
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All we need is
some good old fashioned diplomacy.
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Hello, sir, we are here on
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behalf of all fourth graders
at South Park Elementary.
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Ah, yes the fattie
boom ballatie class.
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How's all the extra P.E. treating you?
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Sir, we believe your fitness
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system is flawed and that for 99% of us,
it is unfair.
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And what do you want
me to do about it?
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Well, sir, we believe that
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the one percent should be
dropped from the fitness results
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so that our scores
can be more accurate.
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Afraid that's impossible.
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The National Fitness Test
has very specific standards.
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No one child can ever be
made to feel singled out.
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We don't even like to use
the term physically fit anymore
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because it can make a student
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feel unphysically fit,
and then that student might end up
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feeling like a total retard.
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Excuse me, could you use
a different terminology please?
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And then that 'fourth grader'might
end up feeling like a total retard.
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Sir, all the fourth graders already
know who the one percent is.
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All you're doing is
making the 99% more angry.
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I warn you,
this could turn very ugly.
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Mom, have you been here all day?!
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No, sweetie,
I've been at the hair salon. Why?
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Somebody's been in my room!
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Fucking 99 percenters!
What did they take?
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Are you sure sweetie?
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Am I sure?!
Look at this place!
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- But who would want to...
- Don't you get it mom?
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People voted for Obama so now that
everything sucks they have to blame me!
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They didn't take
my Stormtrooper watch.
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My Arkham City game is still here.
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What else could they have...
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Oh my God!
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Clyde Frog.
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What?
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No.
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No!
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Clyde Frog?
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They took Clyde Frog!
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Clyde Frog?
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Clyde?
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Clyde Frog?
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Clyde...?
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Clyde Frog!
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I've known Clyde Frog
since I was two years old.
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He was a fighter, a visionary.
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But most of all Clyde Frog
was the perfect friend.
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He never said anything.
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He never had his own ideas
about what he wanted to do.
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He just sat there going
along with whatever I wanted.
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A noble trait that seems
lost on you 99 percenters.
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And now we live in a world where
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one of you has decided
to become a murderer.
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Well, whoever you are,
I'm sure you're sitting there right now,
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in your little green hat,
with your left cheek resting against
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your hand thinking "I'm not
getting away with this, am I?"
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Because whoever you are,
maybe you still have one little piece
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of humanity left, covered up
and tainted black by years of
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Jewish propaganda and left wing lies.
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Shut the hell up, Cartman!
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Got something to say, Kyle?!
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How do you murder a stuffed animal?
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How do you murder a stuffed animal?
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You tell us Kyle!
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But let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
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There's still a big
investigation to come.
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And until we prove beyond
a reasonable doubt who the killer was,
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you are all just as guilty as Kyle.
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Thank you so much. Bagpipes please.
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Fly, fly little dove to
the welcome arms of Christ above
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your tears are finally gone.
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- Where's our five dollars?
- Fly to... What?
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It said in the email
if we came we each got five dollars.
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Yeah.
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Five dollars has been donated
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in each of your names to
the Clyde's Law Foundation.
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Fly, fly to Christ.
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Oh, fine, go ahead and leave.
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I'm going to find out who did this to
Clyde and I'm gonna have your fucking balls!
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Fly to Christ.
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Sir!
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Sir, you remember the kids from
that South Park Elementary School?
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Oh, yes,
the boom boom chubby choom choom school.
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They're all protesting outside!
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Saying our system isn't
fair to the 99% of them!
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Oh my Jesus!
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Oh, not a 99% rally!
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I sure hope this works!
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Tom, I'm reporting from
the middle of a protest where two
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fourth grade students are fed up and
have decided to occupy... Red Robin.
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Occupy Red Robin has been going
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on for several hours now,
and boys, technically I am part of
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the 99% so what do I have
to say about all this?
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Thank you all so much for coming.
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I realize that Clyde Frog's death is as
shocking to all of you as it is to me.
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Why would somebody do
such a terrible thing?
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Why would somebody
hurt Clyde Frog, Eric?
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Especially because you
are so awesome and cool?
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I know that I am awesome and cool,
Polly Prissypants,
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but that has little relevance at
the moment to Clyde Frog's murder.
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Let's stop this charade, Eric,
and let's get down to business.
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What do you mean, Rumpertumpskin?
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We all know
who fucking killed Clyde Frog
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and she's the same dirty slut
who's been fucking with us our whole lives!
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Eric, sweetie, is everything OK?
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Does everything look OK?
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Sit down you fucking bitch.
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Yes. Sit down, mother.
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We are all having a tea party.
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Sweetie, I see that you are a little
disturbed right now, but maybe you can...
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Shut your fat piehole bitch!
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Yeah, you know what you did, skank!
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You let Clyde Frog get murdered!
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No, Rumpertumpskin, I didn't!
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I swear!
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Then why did you write in your diary
it was probably time for Eric
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to grow out of his
stuffed animals anyway?
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That's an excellent point,
Muscle Man Marc, please continue.
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Well, all I'm saying, Eric, is...
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Sweetie, you really can just
talk to me if you...
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All I'm saying, Eric,
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is that you went through your mom's
diary for a reason!
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Eric, I promise you.
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I didn't do anything
to your favorite toy.
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Whoever did this to you,
I hate them as much as you do.
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And I'd do anything to
get to the bottom of it!
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So then... we are all going
to need some more tea.
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You better give me every cop
you got on the South side!
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I don't care where ABC parks
their truck as long as it
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doesn't block the fire trucks.
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Jesus, this protest is
getting out of hand.
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Alright,
what exactly are we dealing with.
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It's not good.
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The protest has quadrupled
in size since the morning!
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As you can see from
this aerial photograph,
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the protest now covers
almost two square miles.
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We have riot officers here,
here and here.
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The media has been
contained to this area.
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And where are the actual protesters?
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Oh, these two people, right here.
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How are we going to
contain this thing?!
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I'm afraid it's about to get worse.
You see this area here?
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This is where we're setting
up the stage for Bon Jovi.
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Bon Jovi?
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These are good cops, we can't have
them standing around for hours
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without some entertainment!
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The problem is with this area
blocked by napping tents,
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00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,887
we have no place to
serve the officers beer.
245
00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:05,133
Dammit, don't these protesters know
what this is heading towards?!
246
00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:08,000
Full on class warfare.
247
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:25,861
What the hell?!
248
00:12:28,509 --> 00:12:29,267
Mom!
249
00:12:29,392 --> 00:12:30,568
Mom, my room is...
250
00:12:33,237 --> 00:12:34,331
Peter Panda!
251
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,526
The fire started with this.
252
00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:42,339
Definitely a case of arson.
253
00:12:42,464 --> 00:12:43,764
Somebody hates this kid.
254
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,681
Don't you touch him!
Leave him alone!
255
00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:47,475
Peter Panda?
256
00:12:48,037 --> 00:12:49,727
Eric...
257
00:12:49,893 --> 00:12:51,896
Don't try to talk Peter Panda,
you're gonna be OK.
258
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,827
Eric... rememebr....
259
00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:59,466
Stay cool
260
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:08,138
Sorry kid,
we need to take this as evidence.
261
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:09,264
No!
262
00:13:09,676 --> 00:13:10,736
Peter Panda, no!
263
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,745
The 99 percenters' movement continues
to grow as more and more
264
00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:16,939
Americans occupy Red Robin.
265
00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:20,316
I asked some of the people exactly
what they hope to accomplish.
266
00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:23,180
And, sir, what do you hope to
accomplish by this movement?
267
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:26,249
I like the... A1 peppercorn burger.
268
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,920
And they got... bottomless fries.
269
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,619
And as the protesters inside
Red Robin unite together,
270
00:13:33,902 --> 00:13:38,192
word is that filmmaker Michael Moore
has joined the protesters outside!
271
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:42,495
I look out at the faces of you protesters
and I see the future of America!
272
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,480
We are the 99%!!!
273
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:45,606
Yeah!
274
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:49,471
Hey, dude.
275
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,081
Are you the guys messing with
Cartman's stuffed animals?
276
00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:55,126
Maybe we are and maybe we aren't.
You got any proof?
277
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,003
Well it's just ...
You and your friends were the ones saying
278
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,254
Cartman needs to suffer.
279
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,392
That doesn't prove anything!
280
00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:01,799
That fat little fuck is finally
getting what's coming to him.
281
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,343
Yeah, but, dude, he seriously
could have died in that fire.
282
00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:06,702
He's in your class, but
you don't deal with him!
283
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,592
So we are gonna remedy the situation.
284
00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:10,163
We've got big plans!
285
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,194
Just stay out of our way and
let the men handle this!
286
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,742
Thank you so much for allowing
Eric and I to stay here.
287
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:21,570
Of course.
288
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,237
You can't be staying in a home
with that much fire damage.
289
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:27,352
To be honest, we're just a
little surprised your son begged
290
00:14:27,477 --> 00:14:28,958
you to stay with us.
291
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,287
We never knew your son and
our son were so close.
292
00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:34,116
I asked little Eric where he
would feel safest and he said
293
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,732
with his friend Token.
294
00:14:36,388 --> 00:14:37,783
This window locks from
the inside, right?
295
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:39,837
And this door has a lock on it too?
296
00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:42,055
Don't worry Polly Prissypants,
you're going to be safe here.
297
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,550
In this day and age black people
are just impervious to being fucked with,
298
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,175
so we'll be alright.
299
00:14:46,513 --> 00:14:48,561
Why are you involving me in this?
300
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:49,472
Token please.
301
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,059
You're the only person I can trust.
302
00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:52,304
Because in today's time black people
303
00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:54,517
are somehow incapable
of doing anything wrong.
304
00:14:58,248 --> 00:15:00,947
Breaking News from
the 'occupy Red Robin' movement.
305
00:15:01,178 --> 00:15:04,392
The protesters have decreased
in number from two to one
306
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,990
as one of the protesters has apparently
splintered off from the group
307
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:11,160
to start a new movement:
'Occupy the Restroom'.
308
00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:15,238
Tom, Occupy the Restroom has been going
on for almost thirty minutes now.
309
00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:18,466
Certainly a sign that this country
is more divided than ever.
310
00:15:18,781 --> 00:15:22,418
These 99 percenters are fed up,
and as a result you can clearly
311
00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:23,810
see this restroom is ...
312
00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:25,220
Occupied.
313
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,253
Tom, it looks like
the movement is finished,
314
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:34,317
but from the time it took it must have
been a pretty decent sized movement.
315
00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:52,394
Will you stop changing channels
and just pick something?
316
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,531
What do you wanna watch
Polly Prissypants?
317
00:15:54,656 --> 00:15:56,679
This is my room,
I'll take the remote from you!
318
00:15:56,804 --> 00:15:59,194
No 'cause I'll tell my mom on
you when our parents get home.
319
00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:01,450
You're a guest here,
you're mom isn't in charge!
320
00:16:01,575 --> 00:16:05,048
No, because my house got burned down
so everyone has to feel bad for me.
321
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,719
What is that?! What is that?!
322
00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,665
That's the alarm
that someone's in the backyard.
323
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,095
- What?! Who?!
- I don't know.
324
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:12,750
I thought I was safe here!
325
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,175
Stay there guys, I'll be right back!
326
00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:17,810
Who's there?!
Lock that door behind you, Token.
327
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,062
Black people live here!
328
00:16:20,817 --> 00:16:21,647
Motion detector!
329
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,820
Ah ha! I knew it was you Kyle!
330
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:28,725
It's not me!
331
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,114
I'm here to help you, fat ass!
332
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:31,282
Oh sure.
333
00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:32,908
Stop it Cartman, it's true!
334
00:16:33,155 --> 00:16:34,359
We came to keep an eye out.
335
00:16:34,484 --> 00:16:36,630
Steven Tamal said he had
something really big planned.
336
00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:37,749
Steven Tamal?
337
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,373
The fifth grader?!
338
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:41,233
Oh shit!
339
00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:44,295
I told you to lock that door, Token!!
340
00:16:45,281 --> 00:16:47,846
No... no no no no!
341
00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:50,680
Where are they Kenny?!
342
00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:52,355
I don't fucking know!
343
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:56,488
Hey! Cartman what
the hell are you doing?!
344
00:16:56,613 --> 00:16:58,394
I don't trust any of you assholes!
345
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,478
Where are you sons a bitches?
346
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:03,470
Alright guys, you ready?
347
00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:04,481
Ready!
348
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,385
Here we... go!
349
00:17:12,212 --> 00:17:14,455
Hey... what are you
fifth graders doing?
350
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,482
We are the 83%!
351
00:17:16,607 --> 00:17:19,163
We are tired of being punished
for the fourth grade class!
352
00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:22,500
The fourth grade is sticking it
to the other 83% of the school!
353
00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:24,170
Now hold on a second, fellas.
354
00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:26,882
If you're the 83% then
our class is only 17%.
355
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:30,193
Yeah, how can the 17% be
sticking it to the 83%?
356
00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:33,318
Because your class has Cartman
in it and he's the one percent!
357
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,389
But if he's one percent of
17% then he's point .17%.
358
00:17:36,662 --> 00:17:37,471
This is it!
359
00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:40,559
The inevitable has happened
at occupy Red Robin!
360
00:17:41,082 --> 00:17:43,145
It is full on class warfare!
361
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,845
And now class warfare
is breaking out.
362
00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:49,819
Apparently it is the fourth grade
class versus the fifth grade class!
363
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:50,533
It's here!
364
00:17:50,658 --> 00:17:52,096
Class warfare is finally here!
365
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,572
Yeah!
366
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:55,616
Hello?!
367
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,800
Whoever you are just
give them back!
368
00:17:57,925 --> 00:17:59,954
Haven't you done enough to me?!
369
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:08,254
Muscle Man Marc!
370
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:17,150
Polly Prissypants?!
371
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,299
Rumpertumpskin?!
372
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:20,683
Jesus Christ.
373
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:24,625
Eric! Don't come any closer!
374
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,813
Who did this to you?!
375
00:18:26,098 --> 00:18:28,364
You said you wouldn't let
anything happen to us!
376
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,192
Don't worry, I'll get you down.
377
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,642
No, Eric! Don't come any...
378
00:18:38,022 --> 00:18:39,160
Rumpertumpskin!!
379
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:40,535
Rumper...
380
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:42,773
Rumpertumpskin...
381
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,499
Why?!
382
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,206
Why did you do this?!
383
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,774
It's okay, Eric... it's over now.
384
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,661
Polly?
385
00:18:59,469 --> 00:19:00,549
Polly Prissypants?
386
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:02,433
You did this?
387
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:03,819
Don't you see?
388
00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:05,690
The kids at school were right, Eric.
389
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,482
It was time for us to grow up.
390
00:19:09,839 --> 00:19:11,158
You got rid of Clyde Frog.
391
00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:13,380
You burned Peter Panda.
392
00:19:13,746 --> 00:19:16,906
Yes, they're gone, and now we
can grow up and be together.
393
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,574
They were your friends.
394
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,203
They were holding us back.
395
00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,278
All the kids making
fun of you at school
396
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:23,962
saying you're not cool.
397
00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:26,749
Your stuffed animals all had to
be gotten rid of, don't you see?
398
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:29,480
It's dead bolted. Token?!
399
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:31,155
Token, you in there?!
400
00:19:33,318 --> 00:19:35,631
Polly Prissypants, when people
find out we did all this
401
00:19:35,756 --> 00:19:37,218
we're gonna get in total trouble!
402
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,911
No, I've thought of everything!
403
00:19:39,154 --> 00:19:41,806
It all happened here so that
everyone will think Token did it.
404
00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:45,142
All the blame will be on him!
And we can live happily ever after!
405
00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:46,658
Just one problem.
406
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:49,800
You say I had to grow up.
407
00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:52,025
To get rid of all of my dolls...
408
00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:54,485
You forget one crucial thing,
Polly Prissypants.
409
00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:57,564
That nobody would possibly
blame Token for all this
410
00:19:57,689 --> 00:20:01,041
because in today's day and age you can't
blame a black person for anything.
411
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,045
Oh no, you're totally right!
412
00:20:03,351 --> 00:20:05,804
But I thought my plan was perfect.
I've failed!
413
00:20:05,929 --> 00:20:07,797
I failed you!
You have to kill me Eric.
414
00:20:07,922 --> 00:20:09,836
- So that you don't get blamed.
- No!
415
00:20:09,961 --> 00:20:12,044
I've lost every stuffed
animal I won't lose you too.
416
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,653
It's the only way now.
417
00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:15,928
You have to do it.
Please.
418
00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:18,467
I can't live with myself
after what I've done.
419
00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:20,636
Please you have to do it Eric.
420
00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:24,826
Alright... alright...
421
00:20:27,808 --> 00:20:29,315
Goodbye, Polly Prissypants...
422
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,771
I love you.
423
00:20:31,369 --> 00:20:33,357
Say hello to the sunrise for me.
424
00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:54,584
Dude... what the hell...
425
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:57,560
We told him to grow up...
426
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,740
So he got rid of his stuffed animals.
427
00:21:01,538 --> 00:21:04,474
My little Eric can
sometimes be a bit dramatic.
428
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,695
Occupy Red Robin is over.
429
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,752
Class warfare has torn apart the 99%
430
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:22,888
and replaced it with the 30%,
the 26% and even little brackets of
431
00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:24,613
five percents here and there.
432
00:21:26,845 --> 00:21:28,605
What does this mean for our country?
433
00:21:29,232 --> 00:21:31,226
What does this mean for me?
434
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,685
Hey, get down to state street!
435
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,681
They're occupying Macaroni Grill!
436
00:21:37,435 --> 00:21:38,565
Oh hell yeah!
437
00:21:38,690 --> 00:21:41,176
I'll occupy me
some goat cheese Peppadew peppers!
438
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:45,420
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