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La Fabrique
www.sous-titres.eu
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You guys!
You’re never gonna guess what!
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Seriously, guess what?
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– Why?
– You know Pete Melman?
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– Fourth grade, Mr. Bard’s class?
– The blond kid?
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– Pete Melman.
– What about him?
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He crapped his pants today
during social studies.
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He had to go to the nurse’s office,
and his mom brought him new jeans!
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– How do you know?
– Because it’s all over Eavesdropper.
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– Eavesdropper?
– What’s that?
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You don’t follow Eavesdropper?
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It’s a website
about all the students.
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Did you guys see Eavesdropper?
Melman shit his pants.
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I’m showing the guys.
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Eavesdropper
got a hold of the phone call
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from the nurse to Pete Melman’s mom.
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Listen.
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Hello, Mrs. Melman.
This is the school nurse.
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I’m afraid your son
has had a little accident.
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– What is it?
– Turn it up.
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It’s not serious,
but he went number two during class.
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I’m afraid he’s gonna need
a new pair of pants and underwear.
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And a clean pair of socks.
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– Did you see Eavesdropper?
– We’re listening to it.
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That’s so wrong.
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Pete Melman pooed his pants
and his mom brought him new undies.
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What do we call him when we see him?
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I was thinking Poopypants Pete,
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but then I also thought
of Mushpants Melman.
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Attention, students.
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Will the following student report
to the principal’s office immediately:
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Eric Cartman.
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Jesus, what now?
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As you might have heard,
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a student here
had an accident in the classroom.
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I know.
Pete Melman crapped his pants.
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So freaking funny.
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But you probably understand
that for Pete,
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it isn’t that funny.
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For him,
it’s embarrassing and terrifying.
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That’s why it’s super funny to me.
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It has been almost one year
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since Corey Duran
defecated in his pants at school.
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You remember what happened to him?
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He killed himself.
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And the reason he killed himself
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was that the ridicule
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and the torment from other students
spearheaded by you…
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Spearheaded by you,
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made him feel there was no way out.
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We’ve been through this.
You cannot put his death on me.
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I’m not the one
who crapped his pants.
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We are asking you
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to please just remember
what happened to Corey
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and not let it happen to Pete.
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Just let it go.
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You’re asking me
to simply ignore a kid who,
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excuse my language,
I have to be harsh,
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a kid who shit in his pants
in front of everyone
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to just ignore that
so he can have a normal life?
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We are hoping
that if you don’t fan the flames,
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the other students
might forget about it.
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You really think information like this
will die down?
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There’s Internet.
There’s Eavesdropper.
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You might be worried
he’s gonna kill himself,
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but the truth is, he was dead
the second he crapped his pants.
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All right, here’s the deal.
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This school cannot have
another suicide on its hands.
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We want you
to see Pete Melman through this
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and turn public opinion around.
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Too crazy!
It can’t be done!
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If Pete Melman does not kill himself,
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we will make it
very worth your while.
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You aren’t listening…
Make it worth my while how?
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– No way.
– What’s up?
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Got a video of Pete’s mom showing up
with fresh underwear on Eavesdropper.
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– That’s fuck up.
– Come on, it’s pretty funny.
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It’s funny that something
that should be completely private
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is put up on a website
for everyone to see?
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– That’s pretty funny.
– It’s mega duper hilarious.
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– What’s up?
– What do you want?
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You hear about Pete Melman?
Pretty messed up?
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It’s gross.
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What you doing for lunch?
My mom packed me the best stuff.
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– She even baked cupcakes.
– So what?
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I was just thinking
maybe we could eat lunch together.
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I’ve always kind of…
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liked you.
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– I don’t like you.
– I know you don’t like me back…
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This was stupid.
I’m sorry.
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Just take the cupcake.
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Don’t take the…
I’m sorry I wasted your time.
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Wait.
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I’m sorry.
That was mean.
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I’d love to try
one of your mom’s cupcakes.
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Now, number 17,
many of you got wrong as well.
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The correct answer was D.
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Whales are a mammals.
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Not fish.
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– You’re all right?
– I’m fine. I just…
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Can I be excused?
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Excused?
We are in the middle of class.
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– What’s the matter?
– I need to go to the restroom.
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I don’t think that’s quite fair.
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You rarely let us
leave during a class.
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I gotta go now.
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Give it a couple of minutes.
Could just be a cramp.
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I got to…
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Oh, my God!
Jenny Simons crapped her pants!
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Did you guys hear that?
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It’s way worse than Pete Melman was!
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Gross!
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The doctors say
Jenny Simons barely survived the fall.
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Jumping off the school roof
fractured her pelvis.
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Cool.
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Not cool!
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She’s on suicide watch.
She’s given up on life.
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You said
Pete Melman couldn’t kill himself.
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By making Jenny Simons
crap her pants worse than him,
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I’ve made her the number one story
on Eavesdropper.
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That wasn’t the point.
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Nobody was supposed
to kill themselves.
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Unless you fix this, our deal is off.
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Nobody can be made fun of,
and nobody can die?
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Jesus Christ.
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Those tests we took last week,
how did we do on those?
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Our students did average,
maybe just below average.
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They all did awesome.
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Our students did so good
that you decided to reward them all.
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At lunch, you’re serving
the students Pizza Hut,
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but we’re going to put
laxatives and horsey sauce,
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so that everyone
craps their pants after recess.
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Nobody’s singled out, problem solved.
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That’s insane!
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If you have a better idea,
why am I here?
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It’s counselor Mackey.
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How long would it take
to organize a pizza Friday?
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They actually did really well
on those state exams.
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Eavesdropper found an email
from Jenny’s boyfriend
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calling her Soft Serve Simons.
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– That’s not funny.
– Here’s a post about Token.
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Token’s private gym photos.
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I’m not looking at that.
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Come on, it’s funny.
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It wouldn’t be
if that was something about you.
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– I wouldn’t care.
– Exclusive:
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Stan Marsh thinks
Elise Thomson has a hot butt crack.
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In an email sent yesterday
to Kenny McCormick,
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Stan Marsh wrote,
“You should have been in PE today.
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“Elise’s butt crack
was totally showing.”
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He went on
to call her butt crack “nice,”
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and that the whole experience
was “pretty awesome.”
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– What the fuck?
– What?
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How did Eavesdropper
get a hold of my email?
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– I don’t know.
– You let everybody read your emails?
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That was a private email
from me to you.
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You like
looking at girls’ butt cracks?
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I should get out of here.
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I was telling Kenny he would like it.
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Do you have any idea
how embarrassed I am?
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It was just a quick email.
News stories pop up every hour.
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People will forget.
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You didn’t email anybody else
about her butt crack, right?
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This is an issue
of trust and privacy.
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We have to all work together
to put an end to Eavesdropper.
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So, just to be completely clear,
now, it isn’t funny, right?
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What funny
about hacked private lives?
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Especially when they’re writing
your boyfriend’s addicted to crack.
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Shut up!
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We have to find out
who’s running Eavesdropper.
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I’ve done a wide profile
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and narrowed it down
to somebody in this room.
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Whoever you are,
you’re a gossiping little bitch, and…
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– It’s not someone in this room.
– What? How do you know?
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Because whoever it is
just now posted a new story.
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An embarrassing secret
about Craig Tucker.
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Wait…
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Where is it from?
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If it’s on the school network,
we can track the address.
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This way.
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In here.
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He’s using the computer
in the music room.
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We only have music class
on Thursdays.
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Of course.
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A kid could go there,
and nobody would know!
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Get ready.
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Whoever’s in here
is hacking our emails and phone calls.
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– You guys ready?
– I’m ready.
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It’s a rat!
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Get it!
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Don’t let him get away!
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– He’s gone!
– What the hell?
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A stupid rat
is in charge of Eavesdropper?
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It says here its name is Wikileaks.
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I come with news of great gravity.
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Another rodent is out there,
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spreading terrible rumors
and hacking emails.
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And I’m afraid the news get worse.
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The creature doing this
is your brother, Wikileaks!
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Wikileaks
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The phone hacker with a heart of doom
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Everyone knows the Gerbil King
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But no one never speaks
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Of Lemmiwinks’ brother
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The evil Wikileaks
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One again, Wikileaks is trying
to wreak havoc on our world.
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Only you can stop him.
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Lemmiwinks, king of gerbils
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Stop your brother of doom
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It’s just so embarrassing.
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What if the other girls
find out my mother is in rehab?
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It’s OK.
Can I tell you a secret?
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My mom has a drinking problem too.
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– Really? You too?
– That’s just between us, OK?
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Of course.
I’m glad I shared this with you.
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Stop that rat!
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Knock it off!
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I just want you to know
that I have a huge crush on you, and…
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No, Wikileaks!
Bad!
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A few more laxatives on that one.
A little more horsey sauce on there.
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– Is this one good?
– I think they’re all ready.
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You sure this will work?
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– What if some students don’t eat it?
– It doesn’t matter.
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Enough students will crap their pants
to make everyone forget.
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All right, get back to class.
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We don’t want anyone
seeing you with us.
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Hold on just a second.
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I believe we discussed
the little matter of my payment.
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I won’t let you screw me over again.
Give me what I wanted now.
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All right.
Bring her in, Adler.
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Oh, my God!
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Selena Gomez!
You got her to come!
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I understand you wanted to meet me.
Want to get a picture together?
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No, thanks.
Proceed.
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I’m sorry about this.
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Get her the fuck out of here.
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You got what you wanted.
Are we straight?
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That was amazing.
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Get back to class.
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Get rid of those laxative bottles.
Trash all the sauce packages too.
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There cannot be one piece of evidence
of what we did here.
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What the…
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Shit!
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Stop that rat!
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All right,
we should probably get going now.
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00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:27,680
The time is nigh.
Let us chase your destiny.
247
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,180
Sparrow Prince,
what news do you bring?
248
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:37,480
Wikileaks grows stronger
with each passing moment.
249
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:42,270
The birds are tweeting
he’s about to release his biggest story.
250
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,650
Then the moment is truly here.
Come, Lemmiwinks, let us make haste.
251
00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:53,830
His heart is so heavy.
I weep for him.
252
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:58,080
Indeed, could you do it, Frog Prince?
Could you kill your own brother?
253
00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:00,380
Thank God I don’t have
to make that decision.
254
00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:06,130
We might need to bring in
some outside help.
255
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,630
You see?
256
00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:12,220
Eavesdropper’s biggest story ever
is coming out this afternoon.
257
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,890
Biggest story about who?
258
00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:16,310
There’s no telling.
It could be about any of us.
259
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,400
Well met, children of Adam.
260
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:24,110
I am Catatafish.
261
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:29,280
Catatafish of the stomach’s cove
262
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,910
I come asking for your help.
263
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,040
There is only one thing
that can stop Wikileaks,
264
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,370
but right now,
Lemmiwinks is being held prisoner.
265
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,790
– Our old class gerbil?
– What is that thing?
266
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:42,840
I am Catatafish.
267
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,800
I’m a great wizard, and I’m a friend.
268
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,380
And I’m a ghost,
besides, of course, being a fish.
269
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:53,350
Catatafish’s tale will soon be told
270
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:57,560
Do you know why a gerbil
is putting our secrets on the Internet?
271
00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:02,020
He does it purely for reasons of evil.
His treachery is not limited to humans.
272
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:05,190
Wikileaks posted
exaggerated things about me too.
273
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,150
He posted on his website
that I had sex with an underage fish,
274
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,860
and that she performed bass to mouth.
275
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:15,990
You will help the Gerbil King
defeat Wikileaks once and for all.
276
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,460
But the choice is yours.
I’m not here to make you do anything.
277
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,210
Like that underage salmon.
I didn’t make her do anything.
278
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,750
If she wants to do bass to mouth,
how is it my fault?
279
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:29,260
Catatafish made
the salmon suck ass hole
280
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,470
It’s being exaggerated again!
281
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,930
Just tell us where Lemmiwinks is,
so we can kill this stupid rat.
282
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:39,390
Careful, child,
Wikileaks is anything but stupid.
283
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:42,770
Except when he said
I made that fish perform ass to trout.
284
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,060
Stupid and untrue.
285
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,900
Did I say ass to trout?
I meant bass to mouth.
286
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,690
Though it’s basically the same thing.
Not that I did it.
287
00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,120
– Are we sure we’re alone?
– We’re alone.
288
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,790
What the hell are we gonna do?
289
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,290
What can we do?
We’re all gonna get fired.
290
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:08,170
This story hasn’t gone up yet.
Maybe it won’t.
291
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,090
Right.
292
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:12,680
Faculty tries to poison their students.
That’s not gonna be on Wikileaks.
293
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,720
Let’s just face it.
294
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,390
We made our beds.
We have to lie in them.
295
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,730
We just tried to keep another student
from killing themselves.
296
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,060
We’re not bad.
297
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,600
We’re not bad.
298
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,900
Maybe what we need
is to think outside the box.
299
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,570
If there’s anything we’ve learned,
300
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:35,700
is that the only thing that makes
a story go away is a juicier story.
301
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,160
What’s a bigger story
than all the students being made sick?
302
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,830
A student committing suicide?
303
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,250
That’s right.
304
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,630
Corey Duran killed himself last year.
We’re still dealing with the fallout.
305
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,840
Maybe there is a way out of this.
306
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,670
But we’re gonna have
to throw Eric Cartman under the bus.
307
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,340
How do we do that?
308
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,220
We get a bus,
309
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,050
and then we throw
Eric Cartman under it.
310
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,860
– Does a Vernon Trumpski live here?
– Vernon’s around somewhere.
311
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,150
Come on, guys.
312
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,860
Excuse me.
313
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,610
There he is.
314
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:18,120
It’s Lemmiwinks!
315
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:21,450
– We need something to carry him in.
– Here’s a shoe box.
316
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,290
– What are you doing with my gerbil?
– We just need to borrow him.
317
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:28,420
Mom!
Some kids are stealing my gerbil!
318
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,920
We don’t have much time.
319
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,840
Wikileaks is about to post
his biggest scoop ever.
320
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,260
Lemmiwinks can stop him.
321
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,050
Mom!
322
00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:40,050
There’s no time.
You must take Lemmiwinks now!
323
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,260
Grab him.
324
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,310
Mom!
325
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,900
Quickly!
We must get to the school!
326
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,150
Wait!
327
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,110
Run, run
The battle’s on
328
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,450
Wikileaks and Lemmiwinks
329
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,410
– Can’t this thing go any faster?
– Hang on, Lemmiwinks!
330
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,410
Go, Lemmiwinks
331
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,580
Stop Wikileaks
332
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:08,620
Still clear?
333
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,000
Nothing on the website yet.
334
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:14,300
Faster, driver!
The final battle is about to begin!
335
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,720
Go, Lemmiwinks
336
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,220
Stop Wikileaks
337
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,850
What the hell happened?
338
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,100
He killed himself!
339
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,810
Eric Cartman killed himself.
Did you see that?
340
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,270
Why would he do it?
341
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,240
Wait, here’s a suicide note.
342
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,070
“Dead guys,
I just cannot go on, m’kay.
343
00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:46,080
“I’m tired of being fat, m’kay,
and I have to end it all, m’kay.”
344
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,250
Can this wait?
345
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:51,170
We have the only way
to stop Eavesdropper.
346
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,710
Why the hell didn’t you say so?
Let’s go!
347
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,090
To battle!
348
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,850
Quickly!
While Lemmiwinks still has it in him!
349
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,520
Stop right there, you little rat!
350
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:21,530
You have chosen a path of evil,
and now, you shall pay.
351
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,280
Sparrow Prince!
Catatafish!
352
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,690
He is fucking him up.
353
00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,150
I think Lemmiwinks killed him.
354
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,370
He did it.
355
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:13,370
Let’s just delete
all this tabloid garbage.
356
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,420
I’m sure glad that’s over with.
357
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,760
We all learned a lesson about laughing
at other people’s misfortunes.
358
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,680
I’ll say.
359
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,020
I know we kind of threw you
under the bus,
360
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,520
but I hope you understand
the faculty didn’t really have a choice.
361
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,560
It’s OK.
I’m totally over it.
362
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,900
I think you’re being
very mature about this.
363
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:43,030
It was an overly generous move for you
to give all the faculty those cupcakes.
364
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,870
– I want to thank you.
– You are most certainly welcome.
365
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,530
Students, why don’t we…
366
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,660
You feeling all right?
367
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,330
I’ll be right back…
368
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,130
It’s bad!
369
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,050
Excuse me, kids.
I need to run…
370
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,510
I put a lot of horsey sauce on this.
371
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,720
Somebody get me some paper towel,
or maybe a…
372
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,560
It’s bad!
373
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,900
Congratulations, Lemmiwinks.
374
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:20,770
Thanks to you,
private lives will stay private.
375
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:25,070
We are all free once again
to make teenagers do bass to mouth.
376
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,360
Just one question.
377
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:30,240
How does it feel
to have killed your own brother?
378
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,290
He’s devastated.
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