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La Fabrique
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That’s funny.
That’s real funny.
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Big Harry and Mike in the morning,
talking about the new hit movie…
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Great comedy.
Starring…
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and…
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I saw the movie last night, Big Harry.
It made me laugh so hard.
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This movie is about a…
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He’s suddenly all like…
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Oh man, it’s great.
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Big Harry and Mike in the morning.
We’ll talk about it.
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But let’s get to some music.
The new Tween Wave band…
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with their song…
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Coming this fall to Fox CBS FX.
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Jurassic Park and Lost
in the same TV show.
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Dinosaur.
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Lost human.
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Future yet…
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Eat your waffles.
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Shut up. You don’t know
what you’re talking about.
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I saw it on the news.
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The school is gonna make us
all get shots again.
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But this time,
so we don’t get warts in our vaginas.
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Are you serious?
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That’s only a vaccination
for girls, stupid.
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Then why are they saying
it’s gonna make us all retarded?
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Some people think vaccinations
can give you autism or Asperger’s.
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– What?
– That’s what they’re talking about.
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There’s a disease called Asperger’s?
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You are so lying.
There’s no fucking Asperger’s.
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You wanna bet?
Let’s go ask my dad right now.
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You’re on, Jew.
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And so, children, at noon today,
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all the girls will go to the gymnasium
for their vaccinations,
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and boys will head on out to recess.
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Do the girls get their shots
right in the vagina?
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That’s not how it works.
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These three boys
were caught playing hookey.
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Did you know there’s actually a disease
called Asperger’s?
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Sit down, boys.
We’ll talk about this later.
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Right now,
we’re talking about vaginal warts.
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How can the school
make us get vaccinated?
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– Hamburgers grow in your butthole?
– That right, it’s a butt fungus.
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I don’t want burgers
coming out of my butt.
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God, shut up!
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Everyone just shut the fuck up!
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You got to try
and pull yourself out of this.
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I know that your parents
recently got divorced.
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That’s got to be hard.
I know that’s bad.
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But when you walk around all mopey,
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and saying everything is just shitty,
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that’s called being a Debbie Downer.
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And nobody likes a Debbie Downer.
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You got to snap out of it, Debbie.
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Come on, Deb.
You’re even bumming me out now.
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Your attitude just sucks.
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I just want everything
to go back to the way it was.
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That’s not gonna happen, Debbie.
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You know, life has to change.
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How?
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When all the things
that made you laugh,
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just make you sick.
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How do you go on
when nothing makes you happy?
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Excuse me a minute.
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Miss Bronsky,
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Did we vaccinate Stan Marsh
for the flu last year?
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We did?
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I think he’s got Asperger’s.
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This is Breaking News from CNN,
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or Fox, or whatever, fuck you.
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The first documented case of a child
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developing Asperger’s syndrome
from school vaccinations
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has put the government
in a tight spot.
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At a press conference today,
the media heard from the boy’s father,
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Steamy Ray Vaughn.
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It’s pretty shitty when you work so hard
to be a great parent,
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and then the government
comes along and with one shot,
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turns your child
into a mentally incapacitated freak.
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Look at him.
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He’s disinterested,
depressed, self-loathing.
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It’s most likely the reason
his mother and I got divorced.
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In response to the embarrassment,
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the president of the United States
has passed Stan’s Bill,
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putting an end
to mandated school vaccinations.
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The bill is ready.
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Just sign right here, Mr. President.
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And if you could sign
this one as well?
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It is yet unknown
if any other children
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have contracted Asperger’s
from the vaccinations,
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but if so,
multimillion dollar lawsuits
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are probably not far behind.
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What is it this time?
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Fever, lightheadedness.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
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You don’t feel warm.
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That’s a relief.
I thought maybe I had a fever, but…
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My buns.
A sharp pain in my buns!
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– Can you lay on your stomach?
– I’ll try.
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What the?
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What is this?
A hamburger?
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A what?
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Why are there hamburgers
in your underwear?
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Are you serious?
How could there be…
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Oh, my God!
You’re saying I have ass burgers?
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This doesn’t make sense.
Are you trying to sneak food?
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What are you talking about?
I got vaccinated.
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– And now clearly, I have ass burgers.
– Very funny.
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I’m glad you think it’s funny.
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– Note my condition on your record.
– Get out of my office.
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Have you heard from Stan?
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I tried. I’ve called him.
I’ve been to his house.
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But since his diagnosis,
all he’s done is gotten worse.
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I don’t know what to do.
It’s like he’s completely turned off.
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Those two should just screw
and it over with.
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I can’t keep doing it.
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I know he’s ill, but God damn,
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it’s like being around a black hole
that sucks the life out of everything.
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We should all go over to his house.
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– That way, we could…
– I can’t.
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All his negativity
is starting to make me depressed.
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I have to let him go.
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And whatever happens next,
I’m going to embrace
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with a totally positive attitude.
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God damn stupid school nurse.
Heartless bitch.
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What’s the matter?
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I spent all morning
making hamburgers for nothing.
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You made hamburgers?
That’s awesome!
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I’d love one.
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– This is really good.
– Really?
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Raleigh, try this hamburger.
Cartman made them himself.
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What is that?
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Seriously,
you could make money with these.
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We still know very little
about Asperger’s syndrome.
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All our patients here
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show the same social awkwardness
that your son exhibits.
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– Good morning, Mr. Mathers.
– Good bye, doctor.
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It’s as if they can’t distinguish
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what is socially acceptable
and what is not.
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We’ve got a new patient, Martin.
I want you to meet Stan.
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Nice to meet you.
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Here at the treatment center,
our focus is on awareness.
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Asperger’s is serious,
but unfortunately because of its name,
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people think it’s a disease
to be made fun of.
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All right, everyone.
Let’s have a seat.
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We’ll be done at about 5 pm.
I’ll call if it’s any earlier.
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All right.
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Good bye, Stan.
I love you.
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– Are we clear?
– We’re clear.
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Watch that window.
Make sure this room isn’t bugged.
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We don’t have a lot of time.
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You’ve been told Asperger’s is real.
It isn’t.
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It’s just a front that we use
to stay hidden.
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– It’s not a real illness?
– Of course not.
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If there was such a disease,
you wouldn’t call it Asperger’s.
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That’s just mean.
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There’s a big war going on out there.
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We want you to join our fight
to bring it all down.
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We’re not doing this.
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You’ve broken through their reality.
They don’t like it.
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Others deserve to know the truth.
You see everything as shit, don’t you?
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Where other people see fun movies
and hear cool music,
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all you see and hear is shit, right?
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So do we.
All of us here.
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We know the truth too.
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We found a way to make it stop.
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Now, are you interested or not?
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Next order, please.
Get your Cartman Burgers here.
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I just can’t believe
how yummy these are.
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There you go, and a bag of chips.
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– How we doing on those patties, Jew?
– Three minutes, fatass.
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Nice.
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We’re out of finished burgers again.
We need more.
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Another batch is just finishing up
in our top secret flavor enhancer.
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Come on.
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Don’t you think we should get to see
what the secret flavor enhancer is?
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If we compromise our cooking process,
our patented flavor will be everywhere.
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And we’ll have to go back to school.
Let me get those hamburgers.
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These are good to go.
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Is he ready to be sent in?
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He’s ready.
Beta levels are normal.
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– Who are you people?
– We’re the secret society of cynics.
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Everything
looks like shit to you, right?
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What if I were to tell you,
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that you’re seeing the world
the way it actually is?
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The world around us
has all completely turned to shit,
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but aliens are putting out a brain wave
to keep people seeing a false reality.
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– Aliens?
– Or robots from the future, whatever.
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The point is they keep everyone
in a blissful state of ignorance.
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Everything used to be cool,
but now everything’s gone to shit,
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and nobody knows except us.
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Because of aliens?
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Or genetically altered humans.
Whatever. Fuck you.
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All that matters is that you are the key
to bringing this whole thing down.
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They know who we are,
but they won’t be expecting you.
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Are you ready to go back
into the illusionary world?
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– I’m ready.
– Let’s send him in.
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Drink this.
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Cool!
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Jill, you got a date with Al Pacino?
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I think Al Pacino
wants to play Twister with your sister.
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Adam Sandler’s funny.
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You have a visitor.
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I’m sorry.
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I’ve been a shitty friend.
I miss my buddy.
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You were right.
Adam Sandler is fucking hysterical.
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– Are you all right?
– I totally get it now.
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I can see how lame I was,
saying everything was shit.
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Really?
That’s great.
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But it’s all shit, for reals.
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Because of aliens with AI.
You and me are gonna fuck it all.
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– Have you been drinking?
– You’re not listening to me.
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We have to do this one thing,
then everything can go back to normal.
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It’s too late for that.
Things just can’t go back.
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I’m with Cartman Burger now.
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Cartman Burger? Seriously?
How shitty is that fucking concept?
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There you go again.
Look what you’ve become.
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– Everything all right here?
– It’s fine.
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– We’re gonna need some more patties.
– I’ll be right there.
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This is about you and me, remember?
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Things around here have changed.
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Sometimes, the only way to keep going
is to make a left turn.
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Fuck you.
You’re a piece of shit.
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I love you.
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You’re a piece of shit though.
Fuck you.
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I love you.
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Big Harry and Mike in the morning.
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In case you didn’t catch last episode,
we’re breaking it down.
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Right, we… right into the…
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How about we…
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He’s back.
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– Did you see the illusionary world?
– How was it to be back in the Matrix?
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I feel like total shit.
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That’s just your brain levels
adjusting back to the real world.
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Try and focus.
We found them.
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We know where the rock creatures are.
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The rock creatures?
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Or aliens or AI… dang.
Whatever. Fuck you.
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I can’t…
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– I can’t do any…
– He’s gonna pop.
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Wake up.
There’s not a lot of time left.
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You’re pushing him too hard.
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God.
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00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,330
You have to convince people
they’re in a world of illusion.
242
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,830
We are sending you back in.
243
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:55,180
We all know why we are here.
244
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:58,640
There’s a rebellion in our midst,
and it must be squashed out.
245
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:01,060
We have to put an end
to Cartman Burgers.
246
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,900
– Yes!
– What are we going to do?
247
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:06,230
At KFC,
we’ve seen a 50% drop in sales.
248
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,150
It’s worse at Pizza Hut.
They choked out the market.
249
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,740
What makes them so good?
250
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,750
These burgers satisfy the cravings
for all of our restaurants.
251
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,290
There lies the secret.
252
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,790
It’s the chemical compound
of all of our flavors.
253
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,170
Pizza Hut, Burger King, KFC,
all somehow infused into one burger.
254
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,010
It’s as if he’s somehow taking
all the ingredients of our food,
255
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:31,470
breaking them down
into some kind of gas,
256
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:35,220
then somehow infusing that gas
into his hamburger.
257
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,890
What kind of instrument
could he be using to do this?
258
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,850
It would have to be
some kind of super Dutch oven.
259
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,480
A Dutch oven with greater technology
than we’ve ever seen.
260
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,750
Wake up.
Come on, wake up.
261
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,050
Use the smelling salts.
262
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:12,550
Enchirito?
263
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,140
– You know the secret?
– What? You guys are aliens?
264
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,890
Stop playing with us.
265
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,890
What’s the secret
to Cartman Burger’s amazing taste?
266
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,100
– I don’t know.
– He’s lying.
267
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:26,190
You see this kid in the picture?
268
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,270
This guy is his best friend.
269
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:30,820
We’re not friends.
270
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,570
They’ve been
through everything together.
271
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,620
We don’t hang out anymore.
272
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,910
Right.
273
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,790
Like someone would just walk away
from a friendship like that.
274
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,200
I didn’t walk away.
275
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,120
I turned 10, and everything
he wanted to do seemed shitty, so I…
276
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:47,040
Sure, anyone would ditch out
on their best friend,
277
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:49,050
because they weren’t feeling good.
278
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:52,380
Stop playing games and tell us
why Cartman Burgers are so delicious.
279
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,800
I don’t know!
280
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:58,890
All right, I guess we’re gonna have
to do this the hard way.
281
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,020
There’s ten mediums
and five medium rares.
282
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,060
I’ll take these
to the flavor enhancer.
283
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:06,690
Next, please.
284
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,900
You got to tell me
the secret to Cartman Burger.
285
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,280
What are you doing?
286
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,610
– How do you make them so yummy?
– I don’t know.
287
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:19,030
You better get him to tell you,
or you’re getting shot in the head.
288
00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:22,250
– You got that?
– Just tell me the secret.
289
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:25,750
So that we lose our business
and everything go back to old times?
290
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,170
Because there’s aliens
with a sniper chicken on me.
291
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:29,460
God.
292
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,420
I know you got Asperger’s
from the school,
293
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,380
but your negativity is poison to me.
294
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,590
Right.
295
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,260
Like a friend would walk out
because of a serious illness.
296
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,810
I’m sorry I’ve been bumming you out.
But it’s not my fault.
297
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,100
You said “fuck you” to my face.
298
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:47,020
I didn’t realize what I was saying.
299
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,320
Like any friend would say something
that severe then try to take it back.
300
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:54,570
Look,
I honestly don’t know the secret.
301
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,070
Only Cartman does,
and that’s how it’s gonna work for us.
302
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,320
God damnit,
this is getting us nowhere.
303
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,370
Everyone get back.
You want to play hardball, that’s fine.
304
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,670
Let’s see this mighty machine
once and for all.
305
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,920
You vampire sons of bitches!
306
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,090
All right, nice work.
307
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,640
Now comes the final step.
You have to take out Duck President.
308
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:28,020
Just stop it.
You people are so full of shit.
309
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:32,020
Looks like the serum is wearing off.
You better take some more.
310
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,690
I’m done with that.
311
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,150
You have to take down the bad guys
and go through a transformation
312
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,410
so that everything can go back
to the way it was.
313
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,240
I don’t want everything
to go back to the way it was!
314
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,410
I don’t.
315
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,620
You were right.
316
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,080
Sometimes, the only way to go forward
is to take a big left turn.
317
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,380
I’ve been resisting it,
but I’m ready now.
318
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,300
I want you to stay
with Cartman Burger.
319
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,550
You’re gonna do this,
and I’m gonna do my thing.
320
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,510
My mom and dad
aren’t getting back together.
321
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,350
But you know what?
It’s OK.
322
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,010
In fact, it’s better.
323
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:08,100
Change is gonna bring
new things for all of us.
324
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,650
Where will Cartman go from here?
That will be cool to see.
325
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,610
And it opens me up to new adventures,
326
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:15,480
exploring new relationships
with all new people in town.
327
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:17,530
Maybe this kid
will become my new best friend.
328
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:18,900
Or maybe this kid will.
329
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,370
Maybe it won’t be like before,
but at least it will all be new.
330
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,330
And that’s what’s gonna make it
so that I can keep going.
331
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,870
For the first time in a long time,
I’m really excited.
332
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,500
Get in the car.
Your mom and I are moving back in.
333
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,970
We worked it out, pal.
Surprise!
334
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,930
No, Dad, no, please.
335
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,890
We talked a lot, and we know
it’s what’s best for you kids…
336
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,140
I don’t know.
337
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:48,270
Sometimes, you gotta… left turn.
338
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:50,140
People get older.
339
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,440
And as you get older, you realize
340
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,770
the best thing to do
is just stick with what you know.
341
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,670
You were sticking these in your ass?
342
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,320
That’s good.
I like that.
343
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,250
Big Harry and Mike in the morning
talking about Two and a Half Men.
344
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:54,420
I think Ashton Kutcher
makes it the show to be seen.
345
00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:57,840
What about that movie Dolphin Tale?
I’m psyched for that.
346
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,300
Dolphin Tale.
Big Harry and Mike in the morning.
347
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,300
Let’s hear the band Sledge Jammer,
and their song…
348
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,430
We’re gonna go see
the new Zookeeper movie.
349
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,310
Zookeeper 2: Zookeepier.
350
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,390
OK, coming.
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