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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday, dear Stan ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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All right, now, come on,
open presents, open presents.
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Open mine first, Stan,
it's the red one.
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Where is mine?
Where is mine?
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- Here you go, sweetie.
- Yay!
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Wait, it's Stan's birthday.
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Yes. Every time somebody
gets a birthday present,
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Eric gets one too.
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Otherwise, he gets a little upset.
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What did I get? What did I get?
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Oh, God.
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Cool, legos. Thanks Butters.
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I know how you like legos.
Happy birthday!
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Oh cool, I've got
a racer game for Xbox.
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You guys see that?
Cool, huh?
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- Okay this one's from me, Stan.
- Oh, thanks, dude.
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- Stan's getting another present.
- Here you are, muffin.
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Oh, cool. Look,
a big tenwrist rocket.
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This is exactly what
I wanted for Stan's birthday.
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What did you get, Stan?
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Oh, cool is this the
new gersploosh album?
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Yeah, dude.
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Oh, hold it, is that
a 'Tween Wave band?
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Yeah, they're the best.
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Sorry Stan, you know you're not
allowed to listen to this stuff.
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Mom, I'm 10 years old now.
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I told you what I think
of this music, Stanley.
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You have plenty of other gifts to enjoy.
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Looks like somebody's
on the rag, huh, man?
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Sharon, Stan told me you
took away his music CD
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- at his birthday party.
- Oh, for crying out loud,
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I gave him a great party
and that's all he cares about.
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Do you really think we
should be telling our son
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what music he can and can't listen to?
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Yes, I do, if it's that stupid
'Tween Wave garbage.
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- 'Tween Wave?
- You haven't heard it?
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It's terrible. It's hardly even music.
It sounds like crap.
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Sharon, come on.
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Don't you remember being younger
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and having our parents say
the music we liked sounded like crap?
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This is different.
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So here we are.
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Now we're the old
people who think
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the younger generation's
music sounds like shit.
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It's not because I'm older.
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I'm telling you,
our music was better.
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Back in my day,
our music was better,
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not this garbage the youngin's
listen to. Warble warble warble.
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Fine, Randy.
You go listen to it,
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and tell me you don't
think it sounds like crap.
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I would love to.
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I'm not an old fuddy-duddy,
Sharon, I'm still cool.
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Well, it sounds like crap, right?
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No, I mean... I like it.
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Oh, come on.
That music sounds like shit.
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No, it's just young and
hip so you don't get it, Sharon.
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Admit it, Randy, you think
it sounds like crap too.
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It doesn't sound like crap at all.
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I think it's awesome.
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It's called 'Tween Wave
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and if you're a parent your
kids are probably listening to it.
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A new music genre for the era
2009-2012 or the Tweens.
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Every generation has their music
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but many parents say
'Tween Wave sounds like crap.
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It's just bugger and stupid you know.
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Music used to be good.
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This sounds like poo.
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I certainly don't understand
kids' music today.
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Sounds like diarrhea to me.
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Kids, however, say they
don't hear crap at all.
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Parents are dumb.
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They don't get it. They don't get it.
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Parents are stupid.
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'Tween Wave is sweat
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'Tween Wave is supersweat
and parents don't get it
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because their ears are old.
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Parents are dumb.
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We're sorry, boys but we
have all decided that as of now,
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none of you are allowed to
listen to 'Tween Wave music.
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Oh, God, that's so unfair.
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That's our music. We like it.
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Yeah, it's good.
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What's good about a bunch
of crap sounds to a drum beat?
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We don't know what
you are talking about.
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It doesn't sound that way to us.
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Yeah, it doesn't sound like that to us.
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I want to educate you
kids with some real music.
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This is The Police.
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You compare this to Tween pop
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and tell us which one
you think is real music.
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What? That sounds like shit.
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What do you mean, it sounds like shit?
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That doesn't sound like shit.
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Turn it off, dude.
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Stanley, I want you
to understand
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that even tough I won't like you
to listen to certain kinds of music,
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I still love you.
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I know, mom.
I love you too.
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Soon you will be old enough
to make your own choices
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But for now I just don't
want you listening to that stuff.
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It's ok mum, I understand.
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That's very mature of you Stanley.
Good night, sweetie.
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Goodnight.
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What the hell.
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What's up, dude?
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This is the part I was talking about,
check out the piece ***.
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Oh yeah, that was cool.
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This part's killer.
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- Hey, Stan!
- Hey, dudes.
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Dude, have you really listened
to the sixth track?
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I think it might be my favorite.
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Yeah, I've listened to it.
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Kyle, can I talk to
you alone for a second?
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Sure.
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What's up? Kyle, I have to
admit something to you.
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You know how I told you over the phone
I like the new gersploosh album?
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I lied.
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I don't like it.
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I don't like it at all, Kyle.
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Really? That's okay.
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No, you don't understand, dude!
Something's happened.
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'Tween Wave doesn't
sound the same to me.
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Why? What's it sound like?
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It kind of sounds like shit.
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What? You mean you don't like
the singing or the lyrics or what?
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No. I mean it sounds like
somebody is shitting in my ears.
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Please, just listen really close.
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- You don't hear shit?
- No.
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- That doesn't sound like shit to you?
- No.
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Maybe you should see a doctor.
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And so then I put on the exact
same album that I liked a year ago
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and it sounded like shit to me.
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And what about food?
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Or some of the things you
thought tasted good
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tasting like shit to you now too?
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Yeah, I used to love
these pop rock things
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and I tried them the other day
and I thought they tasted like shit.
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This is... You had a birthday recently?
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- I just turned 10.
- Well, that makes sense.
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You see, Stan, as you get older,
your eardrums, taste butts,
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and all that stuff
develops and changes.
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- So this is normal?
- It's very normal.
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Let's just do a quick ear exam.
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I'm going to play 'Tween Wave
music and you tell me what you hear
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What's that sound like to you?
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Sounds like shit.
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Now I'm going to play
you some good old Bob Dylan.
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That sounds like shit too.
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Wait. This sounds like shit to you?
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Yeah, dude, it's just shit.
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Well, that's very strange.
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I'm going to try something else.
Look at these two pictures.
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One of them is an ad for Kevin James'
new movie "The Zookeeper"
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and the other is a
turd in a microwave.
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Which one is the add for The Zookeeper?
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They both look the same.
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You don't see any difference
in the pictures?
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- No.
- That is an add for "the zookeeper"
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and that is a turd
about to be reheated.
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They both look like turds
about to be reheated to me.
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Dear, I think I know what this is.
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You see, Stan, as you get older,
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things that you used to like
start looking and sounding like shit
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and thinks that seemed shitty
as a child don't seem as shitty.
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With you somehow the
wires have gotten crossed
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and everything looks
and sounds like shit to you.
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It's a condition called
being a cynical asshole.
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- Oh, no!
- Yes.
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There's no known cure I'm afraid.
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Everything just seems shitty
and everyone starts to seem shitty
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and everything
they say just starts to...
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Randy, do you mind cleaning
up the garage like I asked you?
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Get out of my room.
I'm listening to my music.
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Stop pretending to like the
kids' music, Randy. It's pathetic.
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You know damn well
it sounds like crap to you too.
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No, it doesn't sound
like crap to me.
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Randy, don't you see what this is?
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You had dreams of being a rock star
when you were younger.
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Now you can't admit the next
generation's music sounds shitty.
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It's called getting older, Randy,
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it's ok.
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That's not true, I think 'Tween Wave
music is complex and awesome
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and speaks to my youthful
rebellious spirit, Sharon.
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It's crap, Randy, it's so simple and
stupid that anybody could play it.
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Anybody could play it?
Do you really think so?
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Hey, everybody, I want to
thank you all for coming tonight.
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My name is Steamy Ray Vaughn and
here is a little bit of rattlesnake.
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I got a fever but it's under control!
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I said I got a fever need
it take it kinda slow!
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I got a fever but it's under control!
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Gah gah gah dah dah dah!
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You suck.
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No, you just don't understand
'Tween Wave because you're old.
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Did you know we're living
in the Tween Times?
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I ain't heard that.
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Yes, it's the period
between 2009 and 2013.
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They call at the 'Tweens.
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They've got this fellow
down at the bowling alley,
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he gets up on his stage
and shits his britches.
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What for?
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I don't know,
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but he gets up there,
strums a guitar
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and starts loading his britches
up like it's going out of style.
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It's like some kind of
britches holocaust.
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Feller calls himself Steamy Ray Vaughn.
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You mean that guy that plays
the blues and died in an airplane crash?
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No,
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that's Stevie Ray Vaughn.
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Steamy Ray Vaughn just
shits his britches.
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Dude, sweet, tackle him.
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Do you think he's lying
or telling the truth?
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He's lying, dude. Hit x.
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I'm telling the truth.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Stan, what does
the doctor think?
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- He says I have cynicism.
- What is that?
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Something you can get
when you get older but it's stupid.
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I'm not cynical.
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All the doctor wants is a pay check.
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I went to him for help and he just
stood there shouting a bunch of shit.
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Well, c'mon we're playing
L.A. Noire.
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Oh, that shitty game?
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Who plays video games to
listen to a bunch of characters talk
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and press the X button?
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Ask him about the
murder now, Kyle!
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Yeah, we got him!
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How can people say
this game is cool?
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It doesn't even matter
what choices you make.
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Hit the Y button, Kyle.
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We're going up to level detective.
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That's such a shitty device
to keep people playing.
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All right, why don't we
do something else?
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Ah, dude, this looks like shit.
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You don't want to eat it?
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It looks like shit to me.
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Bunch of processed, goey shit.
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Looks like ice cream to me.
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Okay, I know, how about
we go to the mall?
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Bunch of people's trying
to sell a bunch of shit.
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Okay, Stan, what do you want to do?
245
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I'm cool with whatever.
246
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Siddy Bob!
Too much! Too much!
247
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Siddy bop!
248
00:13:26,282 --> 00:13:27,496
Too much too much!
249
00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:37,808
I never seen britches
take a whooping like that.
250
00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:38,852
I told you.
251
00:13:38,972 --> 00:13:41,300
Them britches
don't stand a chance.
252
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,229
Siddy bop, siddy yeah!
253
00:13:44,441 --> 00:13:46,177
Thank you so much.
254
00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:48,584
I would like to bring
up a special guest.
255
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,168
The other night I was chatting
in a 'Tween Wave chatroom
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because I do love
'Tween Wave so much.
257
00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:55,579
And I started chatting
with this nice lady
258
00:13:55,699 --> 00:13:58,084
who also liked her kids'
'Tween Wave music
259
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,368
and turns out she's
a really talented artist as well.
260
00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:03,272
Please welcome Miss Steamy Nicks.
261
00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:06,135
Thank you. Thank you so much.
262
00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:09,243
Wait now. Who is that lady?
263
00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:11,423
That's there Steamy Nicks.
264
00:14:12,315 --> 00:14:14,978
You mean that gal who
played for Fleetwood Mac
265
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:17,423
and wrote that song Landslide?
266
00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:21,058
No, that's Stevie Nicks.
267
00:14:21,178 --> 00:14:24,356
Steamy Nicks just shits her britches.
268
00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:30,380
Ya-ya-ya!
269
00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:35,622
Who the hell is
that woman, Randy?
270
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,722
What the hell do
you think you're doing?
271
00:14:39,949 --> 00:14:40,939
I agree.
272
00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:43,707
Why don't you leave
them poor britches alone.
273
00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:46,319
Them britches have had enough.
274
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,813
- All alone today?
- Yeah. It sucks.
275
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,488
All my friends are sick with the flu.
276
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:53,765
Well, what can I get you?
277
00:14:53,766 --> 00:14:56,823
Do you have anything on the menu
that doesn't taste like shit?
278
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,407
A little young to be
so pessimistic, aren't you, kid?
279
00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:01,171
Why? There's nothing but shit on tv.
280
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,544
Videogames are all shit.
The world is a big turd.
281
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:05,703
And the only thing that doesn't seem
like total shit to me are my friends
282
00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,025
and they're all sick.
283
00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:10,853
Just get me a cheeseburger and tell
the chef to go easy on the shit.
284
00:15:13,923 --> 00:15:16,377
I know. That show's hilarious.
285
00:15:17,069 --> 00:15:19,172
I thought you guys were sick.
286
00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:22,964
We'll let you catch up to us, Kyle.
C'mon, Kenny.
287
00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:25,327
Dude, you totally lied to me.
288
00:15:25,428 --> 00:15:27,583
No, I didn't lie to you...
I was gonna...
289
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:30,369
I felt better, and the guys called
and said they felt better.
290
00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:32,048
Where were you guys going?
291
00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:33,948
Alright, Dude.
We were going to the movies.
292
00:15:34,119 --> 00:15:36,508
Why didn't you tell me?
I want to go to the movies.
293
00:15:36,628 --> 00:15:40,794
Stan, we wanted to be able to go to
the movies and enjoy ourselves.
294
00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:43,597
I'm sorry but you're
a bummer to be around.
295
00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:46,816
Everything is "that loks
like shit" and "this is shitty".
296
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:50,089
You guys don't
want to be around me?
297
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,372
Look, it's just one movie.
We want to have a good time.
298
00:15:54,335 --> 00:15:56,671
Please, Kyle, I can change
my attitude, I promise.
299
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,317
Let me go to the movies with you.
300
00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:03,076
Okay, but you've got
to promise to not complain.
301
00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:04,805
I won't say a word.
302
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:10,016
Oh, shit.
303
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:15,525
Jesus, how long before they
start this goddamned thing?
304
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:17,665
Cool, movie trailers.
305
00:16:18,692 --> 00:16:20,623
Adam Sandler is Jack.
306
00:16:20,624 --> 00:16:22,722
Adam Sandler is Jill.
307
00:16:24,973 --> 00:16:26,558
Oh, God.
308
00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:29,197
Dude, you said you wouldn't
say everything looks like shit.
309
00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:31,738
Sorry if I see things for what they are.
310
00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:33,213
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
311
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,257
This November Adam
Sandler shits in your eyes,
312
00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:37,877
ears and mouth.
313
00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:42,598
It's Adam Sandler in...
314
00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:45,076
...rated Arg for pirates.
Fuck you!
315
00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:46,705
That looks pretty good.
316
00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:49,881
- How can you say that looks good?
- Shh... You're doing it again.
317
00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:54,482
Jim Carrey has a bunch
of turds in his apartment.
318
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,540
- Stan, knock it off!
- But it's just crap.
319
00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:01,578
No, they're penguins.
Stop it!
320
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:05,456
It's Jim Carrey in whatever, you will
go to pay to see it. Fuck you!
321
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:06,957
July 12.
322
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:11,627
The President of the
United States is a duck?
323
00:17:14,355 --> 00:17:19,014
A duck is president and the whole
country is going to the dogs.
324
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:23,273
Or whatever. The president's a dog.
Who cares.
325
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:25,088
Coming June something.
326
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:28,571
Oh, come on, people.
327
00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:29,396
That's it Stan,
328
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,996
I'm not sitting through
a whole movie with you.
329
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,626
Oh, dude-dude, wait,
I'm sorry.
330
00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,243
You know Kyle's right,
you suck, dude.
331
00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:36,117
Me? Did you see that shit?
332
00:17:38,004 --> 00:17:39,244
Hang on, guys.
333
00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:41,788
Dude, we don't want to
hang out with you anymore.
334
00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:43,758
Get it through your head.
335
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,407
Kyle...
336
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:51,001
Dude, you've... you've changed.
337
00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:53,607
I haven't changed. The world has.
Don't you see it?
338
00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:55,916
No, and I don't want to.
339
00:17:56,036 --> 00:17:58,444
Look, Stan, maybe we should just...
340
00:18:12,616 --> 00:18:14,856
You don't get it,
Sharon, you never have,
341
00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:16,599
and that's supposed
to be my fault?
342
00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:19,708
Yes, it is your fault, Randy,
because you're a child.
343
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,730
What do you suppose
is going on in there?
344
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,711
Sounds like Steamy Ray Vaughn
345
00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:29,032
is going at it with
his wife or Steamy Nicks.
346
00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:31,006
Sure you want to do this?
347
00:18:31,099 --> 00:18:33,284
We've got to now.
If they're fighting,
348
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,699
it's our best chance
to save them britches.
349
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:39,132
You do this all the time.
350
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,180
First you're obsessed
with baseball fights
351
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:45,169
then you need to play Warcraft,
then you've got to be a celebrity chef.
352
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:47,197
Why can't you ever just support me?
353
00:18:47,317 --> 00:18:48,663
Support what?
354
00:18:48,783 --> 00:18:51,060
Another stupid dream of yours?
355
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,831
Face it, Sharon, our son
turned 10 and you feel old.
356
00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:57,405
What does our son turning
10 have to do with you
357
00:18:57,525 --> 00:19:00,381
making the same
mistakes again and again?
358
00:19:00,409 --> 00:19:02,954
Because I'm unhappy, ok?
359
00:19:03,286 --> 00:19:05,788
I have been unhappy for a long time.
360
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,063
I'm unhappy too.
361
00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:12,865
We both are, obviously.
362
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,497
How much longer can we keep doing this?
363
00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:19,316
It's like the same shit
just happens over and over
364
00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:23,468
and then in a week it just all
resets until it happens again.
365
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:26,879
Every week it's kind of the
same story in a different way
366
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,613
but it just keeps getting
more and more ridiculous.
367
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:33,847
Come on, britches,
we're setting you free.
368
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,774
I don't know if I've
changed or if you have.
369
00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:39,201
I just feel like I might not
have a whole lot of time left,
370
00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:41,381
and I want to enjoy it.
371
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:45,853
I want to enjoy it, too,
but I can't fake it anymore.
372
00:19:46,424 --> 00:19:48,819
You just seem kind of shitty to me.
373
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,600
You kind of seem shitty to me too.
374
00:19:52,682 --> 00:19:54,619
People get older, Randy.
375
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,461
People grow apart.
376
00:21:41,588 --> 00:21:46,252
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