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[typing]

[sighs]

[Mia exhales deeply]

Hey, guys,

welcome to my channel.

So, a lot of you have been asking me

about how to do open source programming today.

[thuds]

So, I'm gonna teach you how to use Python.

[energetic music]

[Mia] And one!

[Mia] And two!

[Mia] And three!

[Mia] Double time!

[Mia] Faster!

[Mia] Again!

-First, you need to open up Linux. -[Mia continues shouting]

[woman] Here we go!

-And then when you hit Alpha in, -[woman] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

-...five, four, three, two. -...a search bar will show up.

[Mia] And one!

[Mia] And two!

[heavy breathing]

Sup', nerd?

Mia, you promised me one hour...

a week on Tuesdays to film my tutorials,

and this was that hour.

You still do those?

Yes.

And I need to upload a new video soon because my subscribers are waiting.

[laughing]

We have an Internet superstar in the house.

Mia, I teach people open source code

so, they don't have to pay thousands of dollars

for courses that they don't need.

Oh, okay.

So you are helping people

that already don't leave the house

to leave the house even less?

Wow.

Incredible.

Don't any of you care about,

like, ever getting laid?

I'm doing fine in that department,

and that's none of your business.

[chuckles]

Well,

the other day, when I was scrolling through Hinder

to check out the babes in the neighborhood,

I happened to come across your profile

and it said you were looking for a relationship and, um...

doesn't look like you found one yet.

[laughs]

Mia, just stop it.

You know,

it's really sad when a computer nerd

can't even find a date on the computer.

Anyways, I'm glad you're here.

I need you to spot me $200 on the rent this month.

You see, I kind of forgot about Cassidy's birthday,

so I havre to get her a really nice gift to shut her up.

Yeah, that's not my problem.

Yeah, but...

it will be if you don't cover it.

Because remember, it's your name on the lease.

Now, let me get back to my workout.

[energetic music]

And one!

And two!

[suspenseful music]

So we need two tablespoons of vanilla.

Like, vanilla ice cream?

No, like, vanilla extract.

Do you really not have any?

It's a very basic thing for baking.

Do I look like someone who bakes all the time?

I kind of just do this shit...

for you.

[chuckles]

[kissing]

[moaning softly]

[laughs]

[spoon clangs on the floor]

What the fuck!

[laughing]

[Cassidy] Oh, my gosh! I'm so clumsy.

Oh, my god!

Hey, April.

What's up?

Not much, just working on a new tutorial

for a, like, open code sourcing and javascript and stuff.

So it's neat.

[April] Yeah.

You don't have to be

polite to her to impress me.

It's okay.

Hey, move. We're doing shit.

Okay, so...

You crack two eggs into the flour.

Okay.

And then, um,

you gotta use a whisk.

And, um...

Get all clumps out, it says.

So, keep whisking.

[Cassidy] Okay.

[phone ringing]

-Fuck! -I get it.

Hello.

Why are you calling me on my day off?

Fuck!

Janine, are you kidding me?

Alright.

Okay, okay, okay.

Alright.got it, I'll be right there.

I'm on my way.

What was that?

Alright.

Look, I gotta go cover Jenine's four o'clock class.

I'm, I'm sorry.

Seriously?

She's covered for me many times, and um...

This is kinda how this shit works.

So I have an idea.

Why don't you stay here?

You can finish the cookies, and...

I don't know, I'll be back in like...

an hour, hour and a half.

I want you to just wait here.

I'll get dinner on the way home.

You know,

you say you're not ready to move in with me,

but having me stay here when you're not here

is a really big step towards moving in.

[laughs]

[moaning softly]

We can talk about that when I get back home.

Okay.

I'm just gonna be like an hour, okay?

Okay?

Finish the cookies.

[sighs]

[somber music fades in]

[Mia] I'll be back soon.

[door closes]

[mobile dings]

No.

This can't be...

This isn't happening again.

Oh, my gosh!

[hyperventilating]

Oh, my gosh!

She is cheating on me.

What the fuck?!

She said she was over her.

She said she was never gonna see her again!

She's fucking at her house.

Oh, my god! That's her call.

That's her fucking call, isn't it?

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

I'm so fucking stupid!

I'm just over here making her fucking cookies all the time.

All these goddamn cookies, flour, everything,

and she just went over there, just fucking her.

She's on the way to fuck her!

Am I just not good enough?

I even dyed my hair blonde for her.

I made it blonde to look like the girl that she used to love,

and then she just doesn't love me the same way.

[groaning]

[whimpering, heavy breathing]

[Cassidy] Oh, my god!

[Cassidy screaming] Fuck! Fuck!

She got me these fucking shoes.

I don't want them anymore.

I don't want anything she ever fucking got me again!

I don't want anything of her to fucking touch me.

Oh, she got me this.

I need it off my body.

I need it off of me right now.

I can't even get it off me right now.

[screaming, groaning]

I hate her, I hate her.

Fuck!

And fuck her house!

And fuck everything about her!

I don't give a shit about her!

She just wants stupid, fucking, goddamn selfish, fucking bitch!

Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

[Cassidy] Oh, hi, April.

Hi.

[Cassidy] I'm so sorry.

I feel so embarrassed.

I'll clean all this up right now.

-I'm sorry for messing up your house. -It's OK, really.

It's, It's more Mia's house than it's mine anyways.

Don't, don't worry about it.

Well...

if it's her house, then...

How would she like it if I did that?

I don't think she would like that.

-No? -No.

No?

I can tell by how wet you are that...

...you like that?

Yeah, yeah, I do.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, fuck her then, right?

[moaning softly, heavy breathing]

[April chuckles]

I don't fucking need her.

[kissing]

[music fades out]

Let me take this off.

Okay.

[April chuckles nervously]

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, my god! It just tastes so much better than the cookies that I was...

...making for her.

Yeah?

Oh, that feels so good.

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah! Do that again.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[Cassidy] Oh, my gosh!

Oh, shit!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

Oh, fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my god! That feels so good.

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah! You're so good at that.

Oh, my god!

Oh, shit!

-Fuck! -Fuck!

Don't, don't stop, don't stop. I'm gonna cum.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my god, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

Oh, my gosh!

Shit!

-Your cum is just dripping down my face. -Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Don't stop! I'm gonna cum.

I'm gonna squirt. Oh, shit!

[moaning]

Oh, my gosh, yeah!

I wanna drink all of you.

-Fuck! -Oh, my goodness!

You taste so fucking good.

Way better than Mia ever could.

-Get these off of me. -Yes, please!

Get these off of me.

Oh, my god!

You have such a pretty pussy.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god! Use your hands.

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Just fucking bury your face in there.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck it.

Fuck!

Oh, my god! That feels so fucking good.

[grunting]

Fuck!

Oh, my gosh! You eat my pussy so good.

[April] Oh, it's so fucking wet.

Oh, put your fingers in me.

Put them deep in me.

Yeah!

-Fuck, yes! -Fuck!

[moaning loudly, gasping]

Oh, my god! Yes, yes, yes!.

Oh, fuck!

Keep going just like that.

Yes, yes, yes!

[moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, yeah! Fucking eat my pussy.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[April] So pretty.

Fuck!

Come here.

[April] Yes!

Yes!

[April laughs]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my gosh! That feels so fucking good.

Just keep going, just like that. Just keep going, just like that.

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

You're gonna fucking make me cum.

[gasping]

Oh, fuck! Don't stop, don't ever stop!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes! Fuck!

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping intensely]

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

You are so... fucking incredible.

[heavy breathing]

Why is she even my girlfriend?

You made me cum better.

-I wanna take this off. -Okay.

I wanna see that beautiful body of yours.

Oh, my god! You're so cute.

There we go.

I like seeing your pretty face.

Okay.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Let me see that ass.

Oh, my god!

Yes, please!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[shaky moaning]

Oh, my god, yeah!

Yes, yes, yes!

Fuck!

You're so good at that. Fuck!

Oh, shit! You're gonna make me squirt again.

Fuck, yeah? Give it all to me.

-Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! -I want all of your juices...

...all over me.

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[Cassidy] I have a good idea.

Let's put this in her fucking cookies.

-Fuck! -Cum all over her cookies.

Yeah!

Fucking secret ingredient right here, bitch!

Now I'll stir.

Alright, that's enough.

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck me!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Holy shit!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

So good.

Oh, my god! You're so good at that.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god, yeah!

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[Cassidy] Oh, my fucking god!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

Yes, finger-fuck me.

That's why I can't fucking take it anymore.

Fuck!

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Cassidy] Oh, my god! It feels so fucking good.

[Cassidy] Yes!

[moaning]

[Cassidy] Fuck, yes!

[Cassidy] Keep going. Just like that.

-Shit! -Yeah, yeah, yes, yes!

Fuck!

Yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping intensely]

You're gonna make me cum.

[squeals]

[screaming] Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my goodness!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck!

Shit!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Just like that.

-Don't stop, don't stop. -I won't

Oh, my god! Don't sto...

-Make me quirt again. -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[screaming and gasping]

Yes!

Oh, shit!

Tasty.

[heavy breathing]

Yes, please!

Oh, my god, yeah!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Mia has never treated my pussy this good.

Fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

You have such a nice little clit.

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Keep going, just like that.

[Oh, my god! Your pussy is so sweet.

Oh, fuck!

[screams]

Oh, my god! You're gonna fucking make me cum.

You're gonna fucking make me cum.

Oh, my god! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[intense moaning]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

I love this.

Fuck!

[unintelligible]

Yeah!

Oh, shit! Oh, my god!

-Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! - It's soaking wet

Oh, my god! You're so good at this.

[gasping]

Oh, my god! Oh, fuck!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god! Yeah!

Holy shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck!

[screaming]

[Cassidy] Oh, my god!

[April] Oh, my god! Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[heavy breathing]

Oh, my fucking god!

Fuck her, and her house.

Fuck her, and her kitchen.

Fuck those cookies.

-Come here. -Yeah.

And fuck me a little bit more, huh?

My pleasure.

Oh, fuck!

[April] Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Yes!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

[groaning]

Oh, my god!

[groaning]

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, yes!

So good!

You treat my pussy so good.

Oh, my god! That bitch has never made me cum

like you're making me cum right now.

[April] Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Fuck, yeah!

I just like the way you play with my pussy.

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, my gosh!

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Yes!

Right there.

Oh, don't you dare stop.

Don't you fucking stop.

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! This is too perfect.

Oh, so you've never fucked my girlfriend while I've been gone?

No.

You are totally my type.

[chuckles]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Shit!

[giggles]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Oh, shit!

[sucking]

[Cassidy gasping]

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my god! Yeah, yeah, yeah

You are so good.

Oh, fuck, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Oh, shit! Yeah, yeah, yeah

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

- [Cassidy] Fuck! Yes! -[April] Yeah.

[Cassidy] Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

-Yes! -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[April] Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[squealing]

Oh, shit!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck!

-Oh, my god! I'm gonna cum. -Cum for me.

Cum for me!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! You're so...

[gasping]

[gasping]

Oh, my fucking god! Come here.

Shit!

-Eat this. -You look so pretty.

Fuck!

I'll just stir your cum back into her fucking cookies.

She's gonna love these.

Bitch, make me some cookies, right?

Oh, my god!

Shit!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

[gasping]

Oh, my god! Yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my fucking god, yes!

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, just keep fucking it. Just keep licking there.

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Fuck, yes!

Fuck, yes!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my fucking god!

[laughing]

Fucking flour.

Fuck!

Get all that sugar off of you.

[chuckles]

Fuck!

You are so good.

Oh, my god! I didn't think this would ever happen.

[chuckles]

Yeah!

[moaning]

Yeah!

-Fuck, yeah! -[unintelligible]

Yeah!

Shit!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh, my god! Yeah!

Yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

It tastes so fucking sweet and perfect.

Oh, my god, yes!

[sucking]

Oh, shit!

Shit, shit, shit!

Fuck!

[moaning]

[squealing]

-I'm gonna cum... -Fuck! Fuck! Yes, yes!

Cum for me! Cum for me!

Oh, my god!

That's so fucking perfect.

-Oh, my god! -Fuck!

Oh, my god! Oh, my!

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, my god!

Like that?

Oh, my god!

Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

That feels so good.

[gasping]

[moaning]

Yes, yes, yes, give it to me.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Yes, yes, yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Holy shit!

Oh, my fucking god!

[moaning]

[kissing]

Oh, fuck!

You are amazing.

Oh, you are even better.

Fuck!

[heavy breathing]

Fuck!

We should... We should get dressed.

I feel like she's gonna be home any minute.

Fuck that!

Oh, fucking let her find us.

She needs a taste of her own medicine,

and see this lesbian revenge.

You know...

revenge does taste pretty sweet.

You wanna taste it?

Yeah.

[music fades in]

Oh, fuck!

[instrumental calm music]

You taste so good.