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Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun
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Come on, come on, come on
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Step
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Hai!
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I sensed you on a secret frequency
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and was captivated by your radiance
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And seeing you with my million-bit vision
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The circuits of my heart
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Ah, they're going wild!
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The forces of love move me as they will
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So I've embraced the mystery
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If it's for the sake of the one you love
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Why, there's nothing you couldn't do!
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Oh, the heartful, heartful mechanic
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the slightest movements of a pure heart
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The heartful, heartful mechanic
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makes true your dream-colored heartbeats
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Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun!
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Your hot desire! Come on, come on, input!
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A Classroom Just for Us
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Aw, man!
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Got lousy marks again, huh.
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I take it every single one of
you has their report card?
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- Yes...
- All right!
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While I'd love to send you all on
your eagerly-awaited summer break,
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don't get your spirits too high yet.
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Let me ask, is there anyone out there who scored a grade of 2?
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We have some very special plans
lined up for those lucky students.
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Japanese
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What do I do?!
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Oho! It appears a few of
you did score a grade of 2.
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Well then, you have a
week of wonders in store!
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Yes, one full week of
remedial classes await you.
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That brings our day to an end.
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Ah! One more thing.
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If you require remedial classes,
please confer with the proper sensei.
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Okay, that will be all.
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Stand!
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Bow!
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Bye bye...
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See you later!
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Such unforgivable nonsense!
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A daughter of Japan
faltering in its language,
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why, it's as patently absurd as an
Englishman not knowing English!
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Um, well...
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I'm really no good with anything
but numbers or the Roman alphabet.
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Spare me your excuses!
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You're the only girl in the class
who requires remedial lessons.
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Only me?!
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That's right!
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To put it bluntly,
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Juumonji Sensei will be teaching in a boiling classroom for the sake of only two students.
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Wait, you said two students, so who...
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- Kanou, duh.
- Kanou, of course.
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Really?! Zero will be here, too?
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This is fantastic!
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Wh-What was that?
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Never mind! Just muttering to myself.
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I think I'll be putting in
lots of effort after all!
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All for Kanou, huh?
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Yes! -- Uh...
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Let's just keep that
among ourselves, please.
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Sheesh, looks like your summer's
going to be especially hot, Nonomiya.
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Oh...?
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Ah!
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Kichinosuke!
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Yukinojo!
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Ah hey, it's Jun.
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Pico!
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- Hello, both of you!
- Happy to see you, pico!
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Jun, looks like you heard
some really great news.
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You can tell?
Oh, of course you can!
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I can for sure!
Summer break starts tomorrow.
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Now you can finally relax!
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Actually, not being able to
relax is why I'm so happy.
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What, you like school that much?
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Oh, I love it!
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That's because starting tomorrow,
it'll just be me and Zero in the classroom!
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Yeesh. Go roast if it'll make you happy.
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But why?
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Oh, you two don't need
to worry about it one bit.
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Shall we be off?
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Summer means time for
cool refreshing juice!
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Let's see, should it be strawberry?
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Or maybe melon instead...
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Lemme think...
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Oh! What the heck's this one?
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Unbelievable!
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Dear, just look at this report card!
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Lemme have a peek...
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A 2 in Japanese!
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Looks like it, huh.
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Oh, Mom!
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Try to think positive! It could
always go up to 3, 4, or even 5!
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Could also drop down to 1.
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Kichinosuke!
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You came home with such a big smile on
your face, I was expecting astounding grades!
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You straighten up, missy!
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Oh? What do you mean?
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So, more importantly,
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what sort of dish would be best for tomorrow's lunch?
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- What?! Your lunch?
- What?! Your lunch?
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Here, a cold drink to refresh your spirits.
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Drink up.
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Wow, you guys really are mad!!!
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I'm sorry, I'll work harder!!!
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Kichinosuke! Gonna need some water!
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Oh? I guess this juice is kinda spicy, huh.
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- Dear, fire's shootin' out of your mouth.
- Same as yours, dear.
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Kichinosuke.
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Jun hasn't got up yet, huh.
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Jeepers, sir! Jun's gone to school!
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Oh yeah, I see.
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Sharing a classroom with Zero --
Pinch me, I'm dreaming!
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Oh, just how wonderful this will be...
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My goodness, Nonomiya!
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Yes!
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Just what time do you
think it is, young lady?
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Excuse me, I don't think it's time
for class to start just yet!
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You blithering fool!
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How dare a student presume
to arrive after their instructor!
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S-Sorry!
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What on earth -- !
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Ooh, strained my voice.
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I'm very sorry.
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And what would that parcel happen to be?
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It's lunch!
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I see...
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However, its size suggests there's
enough food inside for two.
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Yes.
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Oh?
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Admirable indeed!
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Bringing a portion for your
professor is a sign of deep respect.
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Full marks.
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Oh?
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Sensei!!! You've got it all wrong!
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I'm quite certain I don't!
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Only morning classes were scheduled,
and yet you still brought lunch.
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Let us continue our diligent
studies until the sun sets.
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Now time for attendance.
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Jun Nonomiya!
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Here.
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Wonderful. Now let us turn
to Page 25 in the textbook.
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So, then you add a little bit.
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And then after that, add a little bit more.
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Heck, maybe add some more while you're at it.
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- Put even more in!
- Now there's a good idea.
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Yo!
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Jun's at school.
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Had to pick up stuff she
left behind or somethin'?
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Nope. Got classes.
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Heck, why not some more.
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Huh? Whattya just say?
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She's at class, idiot!
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O-Oh...
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Remedial classes, eh.
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Add some more.
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Yeesh, even when
it's so stinkin' hot out.
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Starin' at that mustache
of his ain't gonna help.
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Oh, delightfully delicious!
Certainly a feast for the taste buds.
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Full marks.
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O-Okay...
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I didn't make this for him, though.
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Now that we've packed our bodies with
nutrition, let's begin our afternoon study.
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Wh-What on earth? Why are
there canned goods here now?
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Canned goods?!
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Sensei, this is a robot that I built.
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Ah! So this is an artificial human, then.
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Geez, talk about a stuffed shirt!
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Very well, then.
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You did come all this way, so you might
as well study alongside your master.
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I hate studying.
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Unparalleled idiocy!
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You might be an artificial human,
but proper studies are still paramount.
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Excuse me, are you paying attention?
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'Kay.
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Perhaps you would care
to attempt reading this?
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Uh....
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I'll make you a trade,
I'll read it if you drink this.
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It's a promise, then.
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And just what would this
drink happen to be?
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Okay!!! I fulfilled my part of the bargain...
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Got it.
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To...
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Do...
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Something something...
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And then...
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...Is.
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Yes, well done.
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Full marks for being an exemplary
Japanese artificial human.
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"Made in Japan"!
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Marks removed.
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You certainly have some nerve to speak
English in the middle of Japanese lessons.
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Eep! Sorry.
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Expect to be put through your paces
thoroughly for the rest of the day!
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I hope you're prepared!
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Wuzzat you say? I was skippin'?
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And if I don't go tomorrow I'm through?
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Yes...
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Class starts at 7, and I was expected
to bring you, no matter what!
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What's he take me for, a rooster?
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Ain't no way I'm gettin' up that early.
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But Juumonji Sensei said...
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I don't care, we're on summer break!
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The hell I gotta go to school for?
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Well, it's not like I'm
thrilled about it either.
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Howzabout we cut a deal...
Gimme 20 hamburg steaks.
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For what?
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For puttin' the kibosh on these
remedial classes for good.
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You can actually do that?
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Heck yeah! I know just how to bargain
with good ol' Juumonji Sensei.
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I'm not sure, would a stubborn
sensei like that listen to you?
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Aw heck, just leave 'im to me!
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Heh, I know how to deal with his type.
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So, we got a deal?
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Well, if it will get me out of
those remedial classes...
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Awright, it's settled! Get ready
for good news tomorrow.
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This is so cool...
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Heh, it's yours if ya want it!
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Really?!
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Oh yeah! Bet it'll suit ya to a T.
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All for me, all for me...
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If I remember right, he's shacked
up in this building here.
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And there he is.
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Even got a mosquito net set up...
This guy sure loves his old-timey stuff.
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Don't mind me...
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Sheesh, even his cat's ancient too!
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Here we go...
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We're late, we're late!
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Good morning --
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Oh?
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What'd I tell ya?
Didn't show up.
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But why not?
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Heh, no way he'd wanna show his face.
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Getta load of this.
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Wait, is that actually his --
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What did you do?
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Trimmed off half that
mustache he's so proud of.
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Ain't no way he's gonna show
up here in that sorry state.
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Really? But he called this morning
to confirm there'd be classes!
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Probably just to get us here and
set us up for quiet study time.
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Is that Juumonji Sensei?
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C-Can't be...
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Look at you getting all flustered, Zero.
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Ah! Sensei!!!
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Is something the matter?
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Would there happen to be
anything stuck to my face?
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N-Nope! Sure ain't...
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How very strange!
I detect foul play afoot.
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Oh really, these accusations
coming from a melon-head?
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...What's with the mustache.
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Wh-What do you think you're doing?
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Aw, the heck with this,
I'm outta here!
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Kichinosuke!
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Please, let him leave.
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I'm afraid no amount of studying
could ever benefit a melon-head.
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All right, shall we commence our class?
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Still, there somethin' the matter? I mean, you showed up late.
262
00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:29,120
Oh goodness, I'm terribly sorry...
263
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,270
It appears my domicile was
the target of a craven thief.
264
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,470
Huh? A thief?
265
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,270
Yes indeed.
266
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:36,560
- Wait, that means...
- Oh?
267
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,150
That means somethin'
got stolen last night?
268
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,940
Indeed! A hanging scroll worth
1,000,000 yen was purloined.
269
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,470
A million yen?!
270
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:47,350
But worry not...
271
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:50,850
There was no shortage of
footprints left in my yard.
272
00:14:56,070 --> 00:15:00,960
I do believe it's only a matter of time
until my bumbling burglar is caught.
273
00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,130
My dear Kanou!
274
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,380
Despite being in 3rd year of middle school, you're actually 16, correct?
275
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,470
Yeah.
276
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,380
Just got back from spendin'
two years studyin' in England.
277
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,560
That notwithstanding, how can you
not read such simple characters?
278
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,850
'Cause if I could, I wouldn't be in remedial classes!
279
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,200
Contemptuous fool!
280
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:22,310
Huh?
281
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:24,120
Is there a problem?
282
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,110
Oh, what's this --?
283
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,110
Marks removed.
284
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,300
Yeah, figured it was way too strange.
285
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,920
Gave himself a fake mustache.
286
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:39,300
Another crime committed
by last night's robber.
287
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:43,420
I'm telling you now, once I find the culprit
I'm shaving them completely bald.
288
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,120
Completely bald?
289
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,170
Ah!!!
290
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,590
There a problem?
291
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,130
N-No, nothing at all...
292
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,070
Achoo...
293
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,900
Sensei, are you all right?
294
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,700
Alas, my health has declined.
295
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,420
I believe that will be all for today's lessons --
296
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,190
Achoo!
297
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,020
- Okay!!!
- Okay!!!
298
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,870
Looks like trimmin' that
'stache paid off big time!
299
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:15,320
Got class wrapped up in 30 minutes.
300
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:17,250
Okay, that's well and good,
301
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,700
but who would've stolen
that hanging scroll?
302
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,970
It's only a matter of time until
you're the prime suspect!
303
00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:26,700
Whatever. It only got stolen 'cause
he leaves his place wide open.
304
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:32,550
But still, maybe we should just
tell the truth while we still can?
305
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,760
You want me to end up bald?
306
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,270
Agh!!!
307
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,300
Huh? Somethin' on my face?
308
00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:39,520
Ah --
309
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:42,900
What's your problem?
310
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,600
N-Nothing at all.
311
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,470
What a weirdo.
312
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,310
Ah, look at that cloud!
313
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:52,120
- It looks just like Kichinosuke!
- Yeah, sure does.
314
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,500
That's it!
315
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:58,950
If you didn't have hair already,
there'd be nothing to shave off, right?
316
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,660
I mean, that's true, but...
317
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,040
I have a wonderful idea!
318
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,570
Huh -- ?
319
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:09,050
No way! I don't wanna
take the fall for this.
320
00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:10,350
Please, I'm begging you!
321
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,670
You'd be saving me and Zero.
322
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:15,750
Heck no! That sensei's
gonna shave me bald!
323
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,020
Big brudder, that's horrible, pico!
324
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,350
Look, I know you can figure this out!
Try thinking about it a bit harder.
325
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,800
What would it mean for
you to have a shaved head?
326
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,200
Oh?
327
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,200
If I ended up getting shaved bald...
328
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,350
Welcome!
329
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,220
Yes yes, please sit still.
330
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,350
There, all finished!
331
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,990
Ooh, now that's refreshing!
332
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,990
Oh...? Nothing's changed.
333
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,450
You figured it out!
334
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,770
Heck yeah I did!
335
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:48,000
All settled! I'll take the fall.
336
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,250
'Cause I get to keep my manly looks.
337
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,900
Thank you so much, Kichinosuke!
338
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,320
Big brudder, you're so cool, pico!
339
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:59,220
Your hero strong and true! Kichinosuke!
340
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,650
Oh.
341
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:10,170
So you brought the melon-head here
to admit to trimming my mustache?
342
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,700
Yes. But he had nothing to
do with the hanging scroll!
343
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,320
I see! But I do have one question.
344
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,400
Do you remember what pajamas
I was wearing last night?
345
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:19,950
Huh...?
346
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,870
Uh, it was striped with polka dots.
347
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,920
You lie, my good sir.
348
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,450
I don't own any pajamas.
I sleep clad only in my yukata.
349
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,420
Oh yeah, that's right!
350
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,770
Quite strange, if you ask me...
351
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:37,520
S-So, there's a reason for this...
352
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,800
Ah right! When he logs off for the night,
he forgets all about the previous day!
353
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,260
Y-Yep, that's true!
354
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:45,120
So in other words,
he's a complete buffoon?
355
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,320
Agh!!! A cat!
356
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,770
Well now...
357
00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:54,970
It appears that our fair
melon-head is not a fan of cats.
358
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:57,620
This is my beloved pet cat Dora-chan.
359
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,750
Dora-chan here is always by my side.
360
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,200
Naturally, she was there last night as well.
361
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:15,520
Someone reduced to such a shivering
wreck could never hope to trim my mustache.
362
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,850
N-Nope! Sure couldn't!
363
00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:17,950
Kichinosuke!!!
364
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:22,500
If I'm not mistaken, you're here
to cover for Rei Kanou.
365
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,650
Please, have a look at this.
366
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,770
N-No, you fool, I mean at this!
367
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:31,170
Ah, that's -- !!!
368
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,980
That's what Zero trimmed off.
369
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:34,170
Ah!
370
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:39,620
Alas, Rei Kanou has come to
admit his culpability already.
371
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,450
So... Zero confessed?
372
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,330
Why yes! He's in the middle of pondering his crimes.
373
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,120
Ah. Hey.
374
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,870
Hey, why did you turn yourself in?
375
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:56,600
Heh!
376
00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,620
Ain't much of a man if I let a girl and
her goofy robot take the fall for me.
377
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:03,920
Sensei...
378
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:04,550
Oh?
379
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,500
Sensei, you have to believe me!
380
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,100
Zero absolutely did not
steal your hanging scroll!
381
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,550
Oh goodness, that was
never really a thing.
382
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,550
WHAT?
383
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,150
Ended up takin' us all for a ride.
384
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:21,950
Figured he'd scare the culprit
into turnin' themselves in.
385
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,000
So wait, you knew?
386
00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:27,870
Aging does grant me
the benefit of wisdom.
387
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:31,600
While my original plan was indeed
to shave the culprit spear bald,
388
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:37,380
in consideration of his honesty, a week of
cleaning my domicile shall suffice instead.
389
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,800
And there ya have it.
390
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,670
I'm gonna shave you bald!
391
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,090
Get ready.
392
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:44,510
Kichinosuke!
393
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,100
Enough, Kichinosuke!
394
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,550
J-Just whose side you on, anyway?!
395
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:51,100
Jun and Zero's!
396
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,750
Then why are you cutting off his hair?
397
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,050
Not him! This sensei instead.
398
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,520
What did you say?!
399
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,520
But I'm the victim here!
400
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,500
Heck no!
401
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,360
You call yourself a sensei? You lied twice!
402
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,920
Wh-What do you mean, lied?
403
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,970
The pajamas and the hanging scroll.
404
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,250
L-Look, about that...
405
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,200
Don't bother justifying yourself!
406
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,250
Somebody help!!!
407
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,170
No forgiveness!!!
408
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,100
- Help me!
- Kichinosuke!
409
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,550
Get back here!
410
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,090
Witness the skills of a
fifth-rank kendo master!
411
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,550
Bring it on.
412
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:35,270
Kichinosuke! Cut this out at once!
413
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:38,440
Oh no! The batteries are dead!
414
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:41,270
Here I come!
415
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,690
Prepare yourself!
416
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,210
It's done.
417
00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,920
You dared challenge your better.
418
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:02,750
Kichinosuke!
419
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,470
Are you all right, Kichinosuke?!
420
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,270
I get full marks.
421
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,850
What did you say?!
422
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,320
Making you bald is overkill!
423
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,850
So I decided to just
trim off one eyebrow.
424
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,610
Oh jeepers, Sensei!
425
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,270
Just what do you find so amusing?
426
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,520
Remedial class begins at 6AM tomorrow!
427
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,670
My goodness...
428
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,000
Marks off all around.
429
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,940
We're at the amusement park
430
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,770
On a date, eating ice cream
431
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:51,190
My crocodile tears are shining
432
00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:54,360
in the illumination of the shuttle loop
433
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,240
But because of his warm kindness
434
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,910
I flash my practiced smile
435
00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:02,240
But it's all a dream, isn't it?
436
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,310
Reality: 100% Hopeless Crush
437
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:08,110
Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 100
438
00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:10,780
Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 100
439
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,890
Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 120
440
00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:16,500
That would be his data
441
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,490
Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 30
442
00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,960
Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 20
443
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,090
Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 10
444
00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:30,440
And that would be my data...
445
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,840
*computer beeping*
446
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:41,310
360 degrees of rivals, wherever I go
447
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:46,030
*computer beeping*
448
00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:51,020
Tonight's projected chance of love... 0!
449
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,130
Brought to you by MaruChanSubs!
450
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,870
There's a group of crooks running
wild at the amusement park!
451
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:08,590
And some detectives think that Kichinosuke is their man!
452
00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:10,550
How ridiculous can someone get?
453
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:14,920
I mean, Kichinosuke and I were
together at the time of the incident!
454
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,300
Kichinosuke burns with the rage of justice,
455
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,020
and he sets out to catch the crooks himself!
456
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,770
Hai! Step Jun!
457
00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:26,110
The Mighty Kichinosuke!
458
00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:23,300
"The Mighty Kichinosuke!"
459
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,300
The Heartful Mechanic!
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