Original subtitles

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun

Come on, come on, come on

Step

J

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Hai!

I sensed you on a secret frequency

and was captivated by your radiance

And seeing you with my million-bit vision

The circuits of my heart

Ah, they're going wild!

The forces of love move me as they will

So I've embraced the mystery

If it's for the sake of the one you love

Why, there's nothing you couldn't do!

Oh, the heartful, heartful mechanic

the slightest movements of a pure heart

The heartful, heartful mechanic

makes true your dream-colored heartbeats

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun!

Your hot desire! Come on, come on, input!

The Love Picnic

Please God, I beg you...

For the upcoming field trip, please let me be in the same group as Zero!

All right!

Not gonna happen.

Stop these wicked desires at once!

At once! Pico!

You nitwits!!!

Geh!!!

Where do you get off teasing your creator like that?!

My goodness, toying with the emotions of a fair maiden...

I don't recall building any robot who would do a thing like that.

All right then!

During today's homeroom meeting,

we'll display the groups everyone will be in for the field trip.

Please, God...

Welp, that time again, huh?

Hope ya don't mind if I sit this out.

After all, the homeroom meeting ain't my cup of tea.

See ya!

Wait, you're not going to stop him?

It's not like I'm his mother or anything.

Now then...

While we tried to place you with your desired group members,

it's quite impossible to meet everyone's preferences, so apologies.

All right, we'll start with Group One!

Please, God... Buddha, even!

I'm leaving this all in your hands...

Amen!

Group One Nonomiya Tanaka Satou

Well, this is nice... We're in the same group as Jun!

Yeah!

Group One Nonomiya Tanaka Satou Oyama Koyama

That takes care of everyone in Group One.

Now, on to Group Two...

Huh?! Ah!!! Hold on a second, please!

Are you sure you didn't forget to write down another name for Group One?

Well, I'm quite certain I didn't...

Oh?

Well now! It looks like I did forget someone.

Kanou

Oh wow!!!

Together with Zero!

Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee!

Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee!

Yippee! Yippee, yippee!

Yippeeeee!!!

Hey...

Why didn't she put him in her own group?

Yep, she's scheming something for sure.

Okay, on to Group Two.

I need to head home right away and make some tere tere bouzu!

Tere tere bouzu are dolls hung up when one wants an event to not be spoiled by rain.

Tere tere bouzu, tere bouzu

How about some nice weather for the field trip, okay?

Ah, here we go...

All right, it's all up to you now!

So? This tere tere bouzu is just wonderful, isn't it?

Yep, that Jun sure is a middle school student.

No, she's like a baby! Pico!

You shut your mouth!

I'll have you know a field trip is a real hoot no matter how old you get.

- Oh yeah! - Huh?

I think you need some punishment for this morning...

And that means you two are going to pitch in as well!

Now sit still!

- The heck you doing?! - Stop, pico!!!

Yooooowww!

And done.

What the heck did you do to us?!

What the heck, pico.

Now you're tere tere bouzu as well.

And that's just how you'll stay until the field trip!

Wheee! Tere tere bouzu!

Tere bouzu, pico!

Hey Jun's Mom! We're tere tere bouzu!

Hip... hop... hooray!!!

Sheesh, what a drag...

Jun's going to be so bummed out when she finds out about this.

Hey Toko!

Why are you out and about?

Hey, Jun... I was just headed over to your house.

Oh? And why's that?

Well, there's some heartbreaking news I have to break to you.

How should I start...

Oh no, don't even worry about it!

Why, I've got myself a 100% Happy Heart right now!

There's absolutely nothing that could bring me down!

WHAT?!

Zero...

Zero's not going on the field trip...?

Yeah, I heard it from his grandma when she swung by our shop.

Oh no, that boy has hated things like field trips and sports meets from the beginning!

And Yoko already knew that.

So she did this on purpose!

Hey now, Jun, no tears. No Zero, no cry.

What do you think you're doing...!

For pete's sake, I'm not going to shed any tears over this!

All right... just watch me!

J-Jun! Don't stoop to violence!

If he's not a fan of field trips, then I guess I'm just going to have to make him one!

Okay Kichinosuke, I'm leaving the shopping to you!

What the heck could she be planning...

So uh, I'll take three salmon fillets please.

- Huh? - Well?

Here goes!

I call this "The Field Trip Experience Set"!

The heck's that thing?

It's the thing that's going to make you a big fan of field trips!

So, we're going from Odawara to Lake Ashi, and each group has their own itinerary.

Our group is going to Okuyumoto, and then going in the open-air baths.

Button goes click.

Oh my, I can smell the sulfur of the hot springs...

And look at that, the hot springs egg is almost ready to eat!

H-Here you are, sir!

And then, once on the peak, there's the amazake shop...

Such a study in history!

Well now, I can really smell the amazake...

Never mind him, I think I want to go on this field trip.

Heh, all we got lined up then is just a buncha food?

Catch.

Oh jeepers!

Well, go have yourself a blast, huh?

H-Hey! Why not go at least once?

I bet you'll have a lot of fun!

Sorry, this dorky kid's stuff ain't my bag.

I'd rank it down there with chicks who don't know when to quit!

I'm really sorry about this, especially since you dropped by and everything.

Oh no... really, it's fine.

All that effort spent trying to squeeze blood from a stone.

You just be quiet!

But really? Am I just a "chick who doesn't know when to quit"?

Ah!

Yo, boss!

What seems to be the problem?

C'mon, spit it out.

Get your robot ass outta here!

Hey.

Zero's not going on your little field trip, is he?

And just what does that have to do with you?

You wanna know why he's not coming along?

What?

He's come down with a case of being a punk-ass bitch.

We're gonna be riding through Hakone on that same day.

So Zero's duckin' out with his tail between his legs.

Dude's just a damn coward.

Oh really! I seem to remember him trouncing the lot of you.

What was that?! You say that one more time!

You drop her right now!!!

Shut your tere tere bouzu ass up!

That all you got?

Boss!!!

Boss, hang in there...

Rage!!!

Kichinosuke! Let's just get out of here!

You son of a...

The hell's this junk on your head? Get it out of my face!

Look at that, just a big-ass toy!

This runt's got nothin'.

Eat this.

You son of a...!

- Boss! - Boss!

Stop this pipsqueak already!

Enough of this crap!!!

They got away!

Damn it...

Find them!!!

So you understand?

Zero's not to know anything about this, no matter what!

And why's that?

Really? You're asking why?

If Zero ever finds out about Hanyu's plans,

there's no way he wouldn't go on the field trip!

Wouldn't that make you happy, though?

I can get by without Zero being pummeled by Hanyu's gang, thank you very much!

Oh yeah, makes sense.

Ah... you two might as well stop being tere tere bouzu for now.

After all, I won't be trying to get Zero to come along anymore.

- Now that's a shame. - A real shame, pico.

Gee, thanks for the sincere emotion, guys!

My goodness...

I know! Instead of Zero, me and Yukinojo should come along!

Let's go!

Don't get too happy about it...

I think I can get along just fine without you two!

Ah, Nonomiya?

Yes?

Ah, what is it.

I imagine you're busy pestering Zero to come along,

but I think all your efforts will be in vain.

Ah, I've given up on that already.

What?

What made her change her mind all of a sudden...

- And here. - Pico!

- And here. - Pico.

- Take this. - Pi.

Yo!

Give up the tere tere bouzu act already?

Yep, 'cause you're not going with.

Well now, that's just what I'm here to ask ya about.

C'mon, let's talk man-to-man.

Man-to-man, huh?

So cool...

Yay! We're man-to-man!

Might wanna save your joy for later.

Oh? What're we gonna talk about?

Jun's hidin' something from me, ain't she.

Hiding? Nope! Nothing at all.

That chick Yoko said Jun was actin' strange for some reason.

Uh! W-Well...

Heh! You do know somethin'.

Sorry, my lips are sealed.

You're a robot! You don't got lips to seal!

Doesn't matter! I'll never say.

Nope, never! No way no how.

Didn't wonder why I brought you here, of all places?

Maybe I oughta fill you in.

What?

A fish? What's this about?

This here junkyard's the stompin' ground for a whole buncha stray cats...

Huh...?

AGGGH!!! IT'S CAAAAATS!

Y-Y-You gotta save me!

I totally hate cats!!!

Y'know, I might find it in my heart to chase 'em all off if you confess.

Confess! Confess! I'm totally gonna confess!

A true man knows when to throw in the towel.

Wh-What did you say?

You were supposed to keep your lips sealed, no matter what!

Yeah, well Zero's a coward.

I won't have you badmouthing him.

He shouldn't torture big brother!

Darn straight! No torturing me!

Oh please, it's not like he would ever torture you.

Oh, just come inside already.

Yo!

Make sure the field trip bento's extra tasty, okay?

See ya!

Oh no...

Agh! Just what are you going to do about this?

- Just settle down, Jun! - Why should I?

Zero's going, that's a fact! You just need to invent something to help him, right?

I-I knew that already.

All right, it's nothing but late nights until the day of the field trip!

I wanna come too!

Me too, me too!

And the answer will always, always be no!

Sensei said it loud and clear, you two were not to come along.

The mountains of Hakone, the most rugged on this earth

The Hangu Pass can't hope to compare

Sheesh, you'd figure he'd stay awake for this, at least...

It's like we're back in class!

Is everyone together?

There better be no stragglers!

- Yes!!! - All right then!

Until you reach Lake Ashi, each group will now operate on its own!

Act responsibly and make sure to follow your itineraries!

- You got that, Kanou? - Yo...

What kind of response was that?

Firm up those guts, mister!

All right, you're all dismissed!

Take care, now!

Now then... we're ready to bring the bus over to Lake Ashi, please.

Got it.

Hey big brother! I'm starving.

Aw nuts, I stuck your oil in Jun's backpack.

The one she just took with her!

I'm really hungry!!!

Well this is a pickle...

What?!

B-But why?!

Why are you in our group all of a sudden?

Oh, Oyama decided he'd be better served in another group.

So I kindly offered to switch my group with his!

Isn't that convenient...

Talk about abusing your power as class rep!

- Now then, let's go! - Yo, Jun.

Those guys say where they were gonna be?

Uh, well... oh, I almost forgot!

- Would you please put this on? - Huh?

Get lost with that junk! I can't stand stupid hats!

But this is going to...

I think I'll take this off your hands!

Wow, this is heavier than you'd expect...

Gotta say, it looks great on you!

Why thank you! Now let's be on our way.

How can one girl be so utterly shameless?

She's playing you for a fool, Jun.

But the hat... If Zero doesn't wear it...

This really isn't going to end well.

C'mon, Yukinojo! Hang in there!

That tears it.

Huh?

What? Stop right there! It's you two!

When the heck did you --

Owowowowow...

Hey, what the? C'mon! Give it back!!!

You thief!

Oh? What is it?

You all head on without me.

But where are you going?

Where do ya think? Nature calls!

Oh! Uh... sorry for asking.

Well, let's head on without him.

We'll be waiting at the tea shop, okay?

Sure.

Stop being crass and keep your eyes forward.

Uh... sure.

Heh.

Figured you'd come strutting in, head held high.

That chick with the big mouth let it slip, huh?

Heh.

I can't believe they'd ride so loud here...

Ah! Give me back that hat!

Get movin', or your ass is grass!

Where the hell you hidin', Zero?

Look at you, hiding like some coward.

Hey punk-ass! You don't start running, you're gonna start flying!

Zero!

Well isn't that kind of ya. Thanks for the bike!

Ah! Zero, no, don't climb on!

That hat is programmed to chase anything that sounds like a bike!

Huh? What was that?

Oh no...

Geez, that smarts...

Is there something wrong with your head, Zero?

N-Nope! Not a darn thing!

Ah, Jun! Found you finally!

Huh? Ah!!!

What on earth are you two doing here?!

Wh-What do you think you're doing?

Ah, there it is.

What on earth?

You were told not to bring your robots along, correct?

They did this all on their own!

Yep, sure did.

- Grrr... - All right then!

Why don't you ride the gondola with your robots?

And I can go up together with Zero.

What?

Okay, Zero! Let's get on!

Wh-Wh-What on earth is this?!

I'm begging you to trade! Please!!!

I can't stand this!!!

Zero, trade with them!

No, Zero! Please, stop this thing already!

This is just so horrible!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!

The two of us will head up on the next one.

That way the two of you can at least spend some time alone...

I'm so happy we're together!

So happy, pico!

- Hey, Zero... - Huh?

I do have a slight fear of heights...

Do you mind if I sit closer?

Yeah, go ahead.

I guess that was sort of a lie...

But a little white lie never hurt anybody, right?

Oh, such bliss!

We're at the amusement park

On a date, eating ice cream

My crocodile tears are shining

in the illumination of the shuttle loop

But because of his warm kindness

I flash my practiced smile

But it's all a dream, isn't it?

Reality: 100% One-Sided

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 120

That would be his data

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 30

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 20

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 10

And that would be my data...

*computer beeping*

360 degrees of rivals, wherever I go

*computer beeping*

Tonight's projected chance of love... 0!

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Yukinojo gets a Fortune-Telling Circuit,

and her very first subject is Daddy!

But oh, this is just the worst!

She says he won't be able to cook!

I wanted to write it off as just a silly fortune,

but then a delivery of fish to our restaurant...

...gets intercepted by Hanyu and his cronies!

Hai! Step Jun!

"Yukinojo the Fortune-Teller!"

The Heartful Mechanic!

Yukinojo the Fortune-Teller