Original subtitles

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun

Come on, come on, come on

Hai! Step Jun

I sensed you on a secret frequency

and was captivated by your radiance

And seeing you with my million-bit vision

The circuits of my heart

Ah, they're going wild!

The forces of love move me as they will

So I've embraced the mystery

If it's for the sake of the one you love

Why, there's nothing you couldn't do!

Oh, the heartful, heartful mechanic

the slightest movements of a pure heart

The heartful, heartful mechanic

makes true your dream-colored heartbeats

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun!

Your hot desire! Come on, come on, input!

The Love Circuit Heartbeat!

As long as that didn't happen, it would be perfect...

Agh!

Can't stop, won't stop, can't stop...

Oh for pete's sake, Kichinosuke...

Can't stop, won't stop...

Can't stop!

Won't stop!

Can't stop.

Won't stop...

Can't... can stop.

You've done more than enough here! Now go hang the laundry!

Okay, got it.

Kichinosuke just can't seem to understand the beauty of flowers...

What I wouldn't give for another ride on Zero's bike...

Oh, I can just hear it now...

The roar of that manly engine...

Huh?

Zero!

Yo!

What time does your restaurant open up?

Ah! At 10 o' clock!

But I could get you a seat now!

Ah, another chore finished!

Agh!

Huh?

Oh, uh... The thing is... It wasn't me!!!

That's oil leaked from Kichinosuke!

What, you sayin' a robot can wet the bed?

Y-Yep! That's right!

Kichinosuke! Stop staring and say something already!

"Something."

You absolute moron! That's not what I meant!

Okay fine, "Absolute moron something or other."

Ugh, Kichinosuke!

Heh, don't worry about it.

I won't tell a soul.

See ya.

Oh no! Wait, please wait!!!

Kichinosuke, you idiot...

Why did you have to do that?

Stop laughing.

I'm not, I'm crying!

Huh? Why, why?

Do you think you could actually understand the pain in my heart?

Oh no, chest pains!

Where?

You have absolutely no idea what it feels like to be a young girl in love!

...The feelings of a young girl in love?

That said, it would be impossible for a robot, anyway...

Yep, impossible.

I've got it!

I'll make you a heart so you can love!

What the heck is that girl gettin' up to up there, anyway?

She won't eat lunch, she won't eat dinner...

She's just holed herself up in her workshop.

She's making love.

Huh?

Y'know, I'd be mad if I thought you were tellin' the truth...

I think he means she's making gifts for her friends.

Hey, Kichinosuke...

You mind goin' up and takin' a look?

But this is the good part.

How about you head up now, Kichinosuke?

...This sucks.

All right, it's finished!

All I need to do is input this data into Kichinosuke!

They're worried about you downstairs.

You have good timing!

I'm finally going to be able to give you a heart!

A heart...?

With this Love Love Circuit inside of you, even you will be able to love now!

So pretty...

Oh, wow...

It's working! You can actually tell how beautiful I am!

- So pretty... - Huh?

So pretty...

Sheesh...

But this is still amazing!

He hasn't cared about flowers like this before!

Oh? Where are you going, Kichinosuke?

Agh!!!

I love you more than anybody!

Y-You hit your head or somethin', Kichinosuke?

Kichinosuke! That's Mom, remember?

Love is deeper than any ocean.

Th-This is so gross!!!

You knock this off right now!

Ah, you fell, too. In love.

Jun, could you square away this nonsense already?

I love you...

Powering... down.

Good grief...

I should have guessed giving Kichinosuke love would have some problems...

Those holes in the sky are beautiful...

Those are called stars.

They're love stars...

Well, this did end up making you a lot more sensitive...

Morning! Morning! Morning!

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Ugh, that hurt...

7 AM on a Saturday?

Tralalalala... Trala, la...

What are you writing, Kichinosuke?

- A love letter! - Love letter?

"Love, love, love..."

"Love..."

Well, it certainly is a "love" letter...

It's 300 pages long!

You filled 300 pages with the word "love"?!

This is what a man in love does!

It looks like he's delivering newspapers...

- Thanks for waiting! - Hey, good morning, Jun!

- Oh, hello! - Agh!

I've fallen in love.

Wh-What the heck's going on?

Nervous, nervous... Heartbeat, heartbeat...

So Kichinosuke, you're in love with Toko now, huh?

I love-love-love you!

Stop with the stupid jokes!

Being ignored by boys is one thing, but a robot saying he loves me?

Let's fall in love!

Kichinosuke...

Toko's off to school, she'll be by later, okay?

I'll wait.

- All right, Toko, let's go! - Okay!

Ah... Love.

What?! You actually want me to be that robot's girlfriend?

It wouldn't be for-real real, of course.

Of course it wouldn't be "for-real" real with a robot!

Please, Toko...

I want to teach Kichinosuke what love is actually supposed to be!

Heck no!

I'll do your math homework for you in return...

Well, you found my weak point...

Okay, now, Kichinosuke...

On a date, the boy is supposed be as kind as he can be!

So that means no causing trouble for Toko, okay?

I won't.

A girl's heart breaks very easily, understand?

No breaking of hearts!

Okay, do your best!

I will!!!

The first date in my life and I'm going with a lousy robot...

Nobody better find out about this, I gotta say...

Ah, there's the one I adore!

Some flowers for the one I love.

Agh! Okay, I got it, let's go!

Right now we are on a date! Right now we are on a date!

Oh c'mon...

Kichinosuke!

Right now we are on a date!

Right now we are on a date!

Knock it off already, Kichinosuke!

Stop shouting already!!!

Over there!

It's love!

Could we just walk in silence, please?!

We will now go over there to drink some tea!

Uh...

That's Zero and Yoko!

Huh?

So pretty...

- C'mon, let's go... - I don't want to leave.

Hey, don't tell Jun about this, okay?

But why?

She won't take it well.

- Agh! - Toko!

J-Jun, don't come this way!

Why?

D-Don't worry about it! Let's get out of here, this place sucks!

It's love!

Kichinosuke!

I'm burning up with love!!!

It's love!!!

I love you more than anyone else...

Wh-What is with this robot?!

Huh? Oh yeah, Jun made this heap of scrap.

Get lost! I'm her boyfriend now!

Agh!

Stop this at once, Kichinosuke!

You put him up to this, didn't you, Jun?

I-I didn't!

Yeah! She wouldn't pull a stunt like this!

I love you!

Z-Zero, could you do something about this, please?

Alright, time for you to take a hike!

Hey, jerk! Knock it off with this crap already!

Agh!

You piece of...

- You jackass! - Wah...

I'm gonna tear you apart! - Wah!!!

Kichinosuke! Stop this!

Oh, my girlfriend!

Jun!!! Reprogram this hunk of junk already!

What?!

Kichinosuke's not just some simple robot!

He fell in love all by himself, thank you very much!

Dear, terrible news!!!

Jun said she wants another hamburg steak!

And then an actual steak and some beef stew...

Is she gonna be able to pack that much into her tiny body?

I think she's worried about something...

Yep, there ain't nothin' like chowin' down when you're down in the dumps...

It has to be the end, this time...

I just had to blow my top at Zero like that...

You can destroy me if you want.

Come on, Kichinosuke, I'm the one who built you!

Zero's the devil.

You think he's the devil?

He's making you cry!

Well, he'd be way better off with Yoko than me anyway.

Yoko! I forgot!

Hmm?

Where are you going at this hour?

This is the hour of love!

Kichinosuke, wait!

The remote control compact!

This is the hour of love!

Love!

Behold! The messenger of love has arrived!

It's me! I'm in love with you!

I love you!

What a stubborn robot!

If you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police!

Yes, I'm a prisoner of love!

I love, love, love you!

I'm not getting through to him...

Hello, police? I have an emergency...

Kichinosuke!

That's in the direction of Yoko's house...

You! Settle down and come with us!

Don't get in the way of love!

- Huh? - It's love!!!

All right, now pull!

The power of love is strong!

Ah!

Stop this at once, Kichinosuke!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!!!

I love you!

Kichinosuke...

If you keep this up she's just going to end up hating you...

...I see.

I'm so sorry about this, Yoko...

A perverted robot, now I've seen everything...

I'm sorry.

I hate to do this, Kichinosuke, but I have to remove your Love Love Circuit.

No way.

Then you need to leave Yoko alone, okay?

That's not fair, Jun.

What do you mean?

I already told you I'm going to give up on Zero!

That's because you're not in love.

You loving someone isn't the point...

If they don't love you back then you need to move on.

I'm not going to give up.

This is quite the pickle...

I can't stop him without my remote control compact!

I'm leaving now!

Ah!

Oh hello! It's the one that I love!

Why am I not surprised?

Love!

This is how much Iove I have for you today!

This may seem out of the blue, but have you ever looked in the mirror?

I look in the mirror everyday!

Then you should already know you've got a big fat head!

My head's big...

And fat?

Not the look you want if you want somebody to love you.

...Then, do you hate me?

I've hated you from the start.

I've hated you from the start...

I've hated you from the start!

I've hated you from the start!

I've hated you from the start!!!

So he got the point and went home, then?

It looks like he didn't take it too well.

But never mind that, could you go get Zero for me?

Zero hasn't shown up for class today.

I see...

He normally shows up for lunch, though.

I suppose he didn't want to come because SOMEONE can't take a hint.

What the heck is her problem?!

Well, she is telling the truth, after all...

C'mon, you don't need to be so down on yourself!

Yeah, but...

I have to accept that what I was doing was no better than Kichinosuke...

The seagulls are laughing...

I can't go on living.

Huh? Isn't that...?

Yeah, that's the robot Jun built. What's he doing over there?

Well whattaya know? I had no idea that heap of scrap could dive.

Oh?

- How's it goin'? - KANOU!!!

What are you trying to pull?

You skip class and show up for lunch?!

Well, yeah, it's lunch, right?

Oh yeah?

One of you ladies mind sharin' with me?

Excuse me...

Huh?

I don't know how you'd feel about mine...

Oh yeah, that looks tasty.

But you guys are pros, after all.

Nonomiya, you know you're not obligated to share?

Now that's a fine lookin' fried fish!

You get that goofy robot of yours to do some spear-fishing?

That's certainly not something he can do.

You sure?

I saw the little sucker takin' a dive earlier.

- Wait, you saw Kichinosuke? - Yup.

Where did you see him? Please tell me!

Sure, but you're hookin' me up with steak for dinner.

Fine! Now hurry!

She's giving him a steak!!!

Stop! Where are you going?!

It's almost time for class!

This is the place.

Kichinosuke!

Kichinosuke!!!

It's deep down there!

Let me go! I'm really good at diving!

Don't be an idiot! That water's freezing!

He won't come up on his own...

Why?

It's all the fault of that stupid Love Love Circuit I built!

Love Love Circuit?

Oh?

"Life is nothing but goodbyes."

Addressed to Jun... I wonder what this is?

Kichinosuke...

I was so cold-hearted...

You suffered so much...

Zero!

Ready to roll!

Thank you so much for this...

Heh, no worries.

Well, here goes!

Kichinosuke...

This good-for-nothin' robot causes nothin' but trouble...

Kichinosuke...

So no more weird modifications, alright?

The little guy might be a machine, but he's like a living thing.

Thank you so much, Zero...

Heh.

Y'know, this bike was nothing but scrap once.

You're kidding me! That sparkling bike?!

But I put a lot of elbow grease into her and she's running once again.

She's running once again...

See ya.

Zero...

So this is where he hid it!

So much for the Love Love Circuit...

Oh!

Oh, hello!

You're finally awake!

Wait, what happened?

You jumped into the ocean, then Zero saved you!

Oh, I remember...!

I think that'll be enough with the weird upgrades.

It sure didn't feel good!

I'm going to take care of you like Zero does his bike, and get you shining once more!

And I'll get you shining, too!

Yes, I must look all rusty from Zero's point of view,

But once day he'll see me sparkling, too!

He will! For sure, he will!

Ugh! Hate!!!

We're at the amusement park

On a date, eating ice cream

My crocodile tears are shining

in the illumination of the shuttle loop

But because of his warm kindness

I flash my practiced smile

But it's all a dream, isn't it?

Reality: 100% One-Sided

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 120

That would be his data

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 30

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 20

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 10

And that would be my data...

*computer beeping*

360 degrees of rivals, wherever I go

*computer beeping*

Tonight's projected chance of love... 0!

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Zero hurt his leg so he's taking time off from school!

I think perhaps I should drop in for a visit...

But what should I bring with? I've got just the idea!

The Harbor Restaurant Deluxe Lunch!

I'll put it in my new invention,

so grab it, Kichinosuke, and let's go!

Hai! Step Jun!

The Special Love Delivery!

The Heartful Mechanic!