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Oh!

Better, my love?

Yes, exactly.

My love?

Help! Someone help! King Odin is dying!

I'm sorry I teased you.

As long as we find Mjolnir.

All will be forgiven.

Right.

Meow, meow?

Don't move!

Holy shit.

I am the God of Thunder.

Okay, Your Holiness.

You're coming with me.

As for you, miss, come here.

Hey, that's my research.

You can take that up with Moses over here. I said put that down!

Suspect in custody.

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You know, Jane, you should really become a doctor.

I am a doctor, Tracy.

Yeah, I mean like a real doctor who helps people, not someone who looks at

meteors and stars in the sky.

Mm -hmm.

Anyway, so you'll do this for me?

For you, yeah.

I mean, you got me through biology in college, so.

But I've done worse. It's not a big deal.

Thank you so much.

You're the best.

Yeah. I'll see you later.

Okay. Have fun.

Alright.

So, uh, Agent, I'm really glad not to be alone tonight.

Feels, uh, a little safer in here with a government agent.

Just...

Still on my duty, ma 'am.

Ma 'am.

Why don't you come sit over here with me?

So is that a pistol in your pocket?

No,

that's definitely not a standard issue.

Yeah.

You're packing a little bit more than a pistol, huh?

Oh, my

God.

Let me suck my balls too.

Uh...

Okay.

Please tell me about that.

Let me hear you.

I love it.

I feel good.

Let me...

Squeeze my balls really hard.

Squeeze them really hard.

Okay.

Right there, over there.

He's gone.

He's gone.

Your ass is so perfect.

You're so beautiful, baby.

Oh,

yes. Tease my cock like that. That's so good.

Right by the fucking entrance of your pussy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah,

oh my god, oh yes

Oh my God, you're so gorgeous. So good, so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Right there.

Right there.

Want me to squeeze your big tits?

Yes. Oh,

my God.

Oh.

Oh. Like that. Like that. Like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

I feel good, baby. Yes. Oh, my God.

I love it.

I love it. I love it. Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

baby. Yes, baby.

Oh,

my God.

Right there. Right there. Right there. Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes.

I should fucking lay down on my fucking desk. Lay down on that fucking desk.

Oh.

Oh my

god.

Oh my

god

Whoa.

How dare you question your king?

Your father is the king.

Well, with him in bad health and the foe banished to earth, I will be king in no

time. Now do as I say and open the biofrost.

As you wish.

you will be rewarded.

a crazy story.

If you weren't so damn attractive, I never would have picked you up in the

place. I should have left you in the desert.

Then I'd still have my research.

How can I make this right?

You can't.

But you can't satisfy me.

oh my gosh

I want to see what you're hiding.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, spank that fucking ass. Come on.

Yes. Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. Oh, yes.

Tell that fucking pussy. Tell her like you fucking love it.

You little fuckin' bitch.

Thank you.

Give it to me, girl.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, I told you I want to pull a fucking floor and make that fucking TV

beat me.

Don't stop.

Please, baby, please.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes, baby.

Fuck.

There you go. There you go.

Give it to that tight little second.

Yes, right there. I like the other pussy so fucking much.

Let me come first. Let me come first please.

You see, here's the thing about that.

Father, I'm so disappointed by your action that he's now laying on his

And that makes me the acting... Brother, you must take me to Father immediately.

In order for me to do that, I must make sure you never return.

But, brother, I don't understand.

Well, it's quite simple, Thor.

You're not my real brother, and I must kill you.

But first, I'm going to destroy this human that seems so dear to your heart.

No.

Say what you will about me.

I want to see the pain in your face.

And I want to see you feel the torture that I felt living in your shadow for my

entire life.

No!

You killed him.

Yes. Now I'll reign king.

to hurt you brother more than it's coming to hurt me

Thank you for your forgiveness.

My son, I said that he that was worthy of the power of the God of Thunder would

wield the mighty hammer.

Through your sacrifice and your courage, you have earned it.

I understand my responsibilities.

I will make you and the kingdom proud.

You may run along if you wish.

As we prepare you for your throne at the dawn's next morning light.

Perhaps you wish to go sow your wild oats with Sif or the Cortesian.

No, father.

I would like to stay here with you and begin my preparation to take over the

kingdom immediately.

And besides, I have already chosen a worthy queen.

It is the mortal woman.

that you're very fond of.

Are you disappointed, Father?

No. King Thor, son of Odin, I am not.

return to the bioplast to retrieve her.

I will, in time, if need be.

But something tells me that she will find me.

Wait a minute.

My journal's back.

Why should I be surprised?

It's not the craziest thing that's ever happened to me.

I can see the tabloid headlines now.

UFO chaser has sex with extraterrestrial.

Wait.

My notes ended here.

There's so much more.

This answers so many of the mysteries of space.

Wait.

What's that?

Dearest Jane, you took a mortal to show me how to be a god.

I will see you again, my lady.

After all, every king needs a queen.

Thor.