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This is Asgard, my kingdom, the

home of the protectors, the gods of the earthly phenomena,

thunder, rain, fire, love,

and love.

Beautiful, yes, but not all as it seems.

There is turmoil.

What the universe needs now is a new king.

And if either one of my sons is to rise to the task, he must first be tested.

Yes, loyal servant.

Dance for your king.

Excuse me, but you are not king yet.

Yes, well, that is just procedure.

I will be king any day now.

And you will make me your queen, won't you?

Well, Sif, I really had no idea that you wanted to be queen.

To be queen, you have to be quite conservative and...

Are you saying I'm not the thing?

I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying that if you were to be queen, you

really couldn't do battle, and you really couldn't dress like that.

But if I were queen, you would let me do whatever I want, wouldn't you?

Let's continue with this conversation later.

First... I think that you should give me the royal treatment.

I suppose.

Royal treatment, huh?

Thank you.

come to me.

Father, there was no time.

I mean, if I wouldn't have went with him, we would have lost our newly

king before he even had the chance to prove himself.

He's not king yet.

Loki, get out of my sight.

Send your older brother to me.

Yes, Father.

Right away.

Perhaps you're being too hard on them. They're only trying to please you.

If Thor is to be king, he must learn to act like one.

Tell me more, Thor.

Well... It was then when I gave an almighty swing with my hammer and took

least a dozen of their soldiers.

But then they released the ice beast and...

Noir, please.

Brother.

Loki.

What do you want?

Father wants to see you in the throne room.

About what?

I tried to tell him that.

We were merely just trying to send a warning to the Frost Giants.

When we were ambushed, outnumbered and threatened, you had no choice but to use

deadly force.

Did he believe you?

You know what you've done!

It wasn't my fault. I did what I had to do to protect the realm.

You did what you did to glorify yourself.

You're a boy of selfish boy.

But father, I... But nothing.

You have disgraced this kingdom.

You are unworthy.

You're unworthy of your power.

you fail to protect I banish you from the thrill

no father Odin may the hammer of Mjolnir only be wielded by one

who is worthy of the power of the god of

eyes on the electromagnetic disturbance.

It's nothing I've ever seen before.

It's almost like it's not of this world.

What the hell are you doing out here? Trying to give me a heart attack?

I'm sorry.

Well, maybe we can work something out. My insurance is through the roof as it

is. Where is it?

Where's what?

Your contact lens?

Good luck.

Mjolnir!

Meow meow?

What's meow meow?

I can't find it. My hammer!

I know you can hear me!

Return me back to Asgard at once!

Oh, holy shit. I'm going to get killed in the desert by some crazy homeless

Your vehicle.

I need it at once.

I don't think so.

You dare to defy the God of Thunder?

I'm sorry.

I got freaked out.

Are you okay?

Shit.

Poor Thor.

So naive.

So easy to manipulate.

Not a good quality for a king.

With this at hand, Thor banter, nothing will stop me from taking over the

throne.

Nothing.

I am Thor.

I am God of Thunder.

Oh,

don't

worry.

Thor will make it back.

You think so?

Earth is a place where lessons are learned the hard way.

Thor will be back.

And he will be prepared to protect and rule all.

I know, I'm just so worried about him.

Don't worry.

After all, we're all here for each other.

Indeed we are.

Yeah.

I wanted Thor to be king.

Now I'm not so sure.

And your favoritism towards Thor has always been quite obvious.

Maybe you're right. I tried to love them both the same.

I thought that showing mercy to a child of the Frost Giants would help unite the

realm.

A child of the Frost Giants?

If it's in your heart to have Thor take over the throne,

Why don't you just give him another chance?

Perhaps I will see how well he does on Earth.

This is wonderful.

You're so tense.

You need to relax.

I will call someone.

If you promise to take it easy.

It is a deal.

Father, we need a very vigorous session.

Don't hold anything back.

I see why it's so key.

The King and I are in need of your services.

With pleasure, my lady.

Thank you.