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A little honey, yeah, you're going out tonight.

Looking for a guy.

Looking for a guy.

Uh-huh.

Do you count for regular?

Uh, regular, please.

You girls are kind of young to be smoking, don't you think?

Who owns your sex drive?

Hello.

Hey, how you doing, little housewife?

Y'all packed?

We're out of here tonight.

Well, wait now.

I still have to ask Daryl if I can go.

You mean you haven't asked him yet?

Tell me, for Christ's sake.

Is he your husband or your father?

It's just two days, for God's sake.

Don't be a child.

Tell him you're going with me.

Tell him I'm having a nervous breakdown.

That don't carry much weight with Daryl.

He already thinks you're out of your mind.

Are you at work?

No, I'm calling from the Playboy Mansion.

I'll call you right back.

Go ahead, Sam.

Daryl.

Number one.

Daryl!

Honey, you better hurry up!

This is my clue.

With my nose, I look like the W.C.

Fields of...

God damn it, Thelma!

Don't holler like that.

Haven't I told you I can't stand it when you holler in the morning?

I'm sorry, doll.

I just didn't want you to be late.

Thank you.

Hon?

What?

Have a good day at work today.

Uh-huh.

I think you know.

Hon?

What?

You want anything special for dinner tonight?

No, Thelma.

I don't give a shit what we have for dinner.

I may not even make it home for dinner.

You know how Friday's are.

Yeah, funny how so many people want to buy a carpet on a Friday night.

You'd almost think they'd want to forget about it for the weekend.

Well, then, it's a good thing you're not regional manager.

And I am.

Jesus!

God damn it, Homer!

Christ, I gotta get to work.

I need this bullshit in the morning.

Just leave him.

I'll get him.

Thank you.

Christ's sakes.

I want you out of here by five.

No, three.

Get out of here by three today.

Good morning.

Uh, morning.

Uh, is Louise there?

Why, yes, she is.

Is this Thelma?

Thelma, when are you gonna run away with me?

Not this weekend, sweetie.

She's running away with me.

Hey, what'd they say?

What time are you picking me up?

All right.

I'll be there around 2 o'clock.

Okay.

Hey, say, what kind of stuff do I bring?

Oh, I don't know.

Warm stuff, I guess.

It's the mountains.

I guess it gets cold at night.

I don't know.

I'm just gonna bring everything.

Okay.

I will, too, then.

I steal Daryl's fishing stuff.

Louise, I don't know how to fish.

Neither do I, Thelma, but Daryl doesn't.

How hard can it be?

All right.

I'll see you in a bit.

Okay.

All right.

Bye.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Now, Thelma, we don't need the lantern.

The place has electricity.

Oh, okay.

No, I won't take it anyway, just in case.

In case of what?

In case there's some escaped psycho killer on the loose who

cuts the electricity off and has to come in and kill us.

Sure, Thelma.

Well, then that lantern will come in real handy.

Well, maybe we should just tow your car

behind, too, in case it steals her spark plugs.

We'd have to.

That thing can barely mix it down the driveway.

Careful.

Careful.

Alright, everything in?

Yeah.

Careful.

Here you go.

Yeah, be careful!

Oh, Louise.

Uh-huh?

Will you take care of this gun?

What in hell did you bring that for?

Oh, come on.

Psycho killers?

Bears?

Snakes?

I just don't know how to use it.

Will you take care of it?

Put it away.

Just here.

Put it in my purse.

Thelma, good lord.

So, whose place is this again?

It's Bob's.

The day manager's.

He's getting a divorce.

His wife's getting this place.

He's letting all his friends use it.

Until he's got to turn over the keys.

I've never been out of town without Darryl.

How come Darryl let you go?

Because I didn't ask him.

Shit, Thelma.

What?

He's gonna kill you!

Well, he never let me go.

He never lets me do one goddamn thing that's any fun.

All he wants me to do is hang around the house the

whole time while he's out doing god only knows what.

Well, you get what you settle for.

I left him a note.

I left him stuff to microwave.

Children lie.

Children cry.

They're the ones who will survive.

But will they know what we've sold?

Nature's gift we've turned for gold.

I don't lie.

What I see now.

My life.

What I see now.

Don't lie.

Where we're going.

I don't like it.

Thelma.

What?

You and I.

Shedding over now.

You and I.

We'll show them.

We've gone so far.

I wanna know.

Is there a house of hope for me?

Thelma, what are you doing?

Smoking.

I don't know.

Is there a house of hope for me?

Is there a house of hope for me and you?

Thelma, make it.

Can't we just stop somewhere for a minute?

Thelma, we're not gonna get to the cabin till after dark as it is.

Then what difference would it make if we stopped?

I never get to do stuff like this.

Okay.

It's gonna be a quick stop.

Okay.

I've

seen a place like this since I left Texas.

Isn't this fun?

Y'all want a drink?

Um, no thanks.

I'll have a wild turkey straight up and a Coke back, please.

Thelma!

Oh, boy.

Tell me something.

Is this my vacation or isn't it?

I mean, God, you're as bad as Daryl.

I'm sorry.

It's just I'm not used to seeing you this way.

I haven't seen you this way in a while.

You're usually so sedate.

Hey!

Well, I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

You said you and me was gonna get out of town

and for once just really let our hair down.

Well, darling, look out, cause my hair is coming down.

All right.

I changed my mind.

I'm gonna have a margarita and a shot of Cuervo on the side.

All right.

Hey!

Now, what are a couple of cupid dolls like you doing in a place like this?

Well, we left town... We're minding our own business.

Why don't you try it?

We wanted to try to have some fun.

I'm gonna cause Louise Harris mad at her boyfriend

cause we just wanted to get something to eat.

Well, you come to the right place.

You like chili?

They got good chili.

Harlan, you bothering these poor girls?

Hell, no.

I was just being friendly.

Well, it's a good thing they're not all as friendly as you.

Hey, your name's Harlan?

I got an uncle named Harlan.

You do?

Uh-huh.

Is he a funny uncle?

Cause if he is, then he and I got something in common.

I don't mean to be rude, but I got something

I gotta talk to my friend about in private.

I understand.

I didn't mean to bother you.

It's just hard not to notice two such pretty ladies as yourselves.

You better dance with me before you leave or I will never forgive you.

Sure, that'd be fun.

Geez, Louise, that wasn't very nice.

Can't you tell when somebody's hitting on you?

Oh, so what if he was?

It's all your years of waiting tables that's made you dated, that's all.

Maybe.

Well, just relax, will ya?

You're making me nervous.

All right!

I wonder if Daryl's home yet.

I wonder if Jimmy's got back.

Why don't you just tell him to get lost once and for all?

Why don't you ditch that no-good husband of yours?

Huh?

Huh?

This one's on Harlan.

Thanks!

Well, look.

Jimmy'll come in off the road, you won't be there.

He'll freak out and call you like a hundred thousand times.

And Sunday night you'll call him back, and by

Monday he'll be kissing the ground you walk on.

Exactly.

In the meantime, you said we was gonna have some fun, so let's have some.

All right.

Ok!

Let's date!

All right!

Well, thank you!

That's your name, Sal.

That's a little low.

I don't know what I'm saying.

I don't know what I'm saying.

Hey, hey, Thelma!

I'm in the little girl's room and then we're out of here.

I'm ready when she walks off.

Wait, Louise, I will come with you.

Come on!

Around!

I don't feel so good.

What's wrong?

Come on.

What's wrong?

Huh?

I'm spinning.

Good job, C.

We need to get you some fresh air, little lady.

Uh-huh.

Look,

you see my friend?

Your friend?

Yeah, yeah, she's out there dancing.

I think I'm starting to feel a little better.

You're starting to feel pretty good to me, too.

Hey.

You know that?

I think I need to keep walking.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Where do you think you're going, huh?

I'm going back inside.

Oh, no, no!

Ah!

Harlan!

What?

Hey, quit it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Thelma, Thelma, listen to me.

Listen to me.

I'm not going to hurt you, okay?

I just want to kiss you.

All right?

No, no.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

God damn, you are gorgeous.

All right, let me go now.

Come on.

You are gorgeous.

Let me go.

I mean, I'm married.

Come on.

That's okay.

I'm married, too.

I don't feel good.

I've been sick.

Oh, oh.

Listen to me.

I said I'm not going to hurt you.

All right?

Relax.

Harlan, stop it, please.

I mean it.

Wait.

Don't.

I mean it.

Louise is going to wonder where I am.

Fuck Louise.

Fuck Louise.

Hey!

Never fucking hit me!

Fucking bitch!

Harlan, please.

Will you hear me?

Harlan, please!

Don't hurt me, Harlan.

Please.

Shut up.

Shut the fuck up!

You hear me?

Shut up!

Please.

Please.

Don't hurt me, Harlan.

You damn bitch.

Don't hurt me.

Let her go.

Get the fuck out of here.

You let her go, you fucking asshole or I'm going

to splatter your ugly face all over this nice car.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Alright, hey, hey.

Just calm down.

We're just having a little fun, that's all.

Looks like you got a real fucked up idea of fun.

Come on.

Come on.

Turn around.

In the future...

when a woman's crying like that...

she isn't having any fun.

Bitch!

I should have gone ahead and fucked her.

What did you say?

I said, suck my cock.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Get the car.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Louise, you shot him.

Oh, my God.

You watch your mouth, buddy.

Man, I'm so sorry.

Ah.

Louise?

Louise.

Where are we going?

I don't know.

I don't know, just shut up, so I can think.

Shouldn't we go to the cops?

I mean...

I think we ought to tell the police.

Tell them what, Thelma?

Just, what do you think we should tell them, huh?

I don't know, just tell them what happened.

Which party?

Thelma, I'm gonna... I'm gonna stop someplace for a cup of coffee and then

just for a second and then I'm gonna get it together and we'll figure out then what

to do and everything's gonna be fine, alright?

Alright?

Now's not the time to panic.

If you panic now, we're done for.

Nobody saw it.

Nobody knows it was us.

So we're still okay.

We just have to figure out what we're gonna do next.

We just have to figure out what we're gonna do.

I'll say one thing.

This is some vacation.

I'm sure I'm having a good time.

This is real fun.

If you weren't concerned with having so much fun, we wouldn't be here right now.

Just what is that supposed to mean?

It just means shut up, Thelma.

So this is all my fault, is it?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Sorry.

Thanks, I'll try again later.

Could you identify him if you saw him again?

Oh, Hal, I told you fifty times, yeah, I could identify him.

But neither one of those two was a type of fool, something like this.

Well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you think that?

What makes you so sure?

Oh, well, if waiting tables in a bar don't make you an expert on human nature,

nothing will.

I could have told you Harlan Puckett was

going to end up buying it in the parking lot.

I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner than this.

Who do you think did it?

Has anybody asked his wife?

She's the one I hope did it.

Well, Annette, do you have any ideas, or don't you?

Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it was some old gal, some old gal's husband.

But it wasn't either one of those two.

The smaller one, the one with the tidy hairdo?

She left me a huge tip.

Well... What?

You didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were driving, did you?

It's a nightclub, Hal, not a drive-in.

I don't follow the customers out to the parking lot.

All right.

Then go on home.

Oh, you kept me here all night to ask me the same old question over and over again.

You gonna offer me some teeny, eeny, witty, bitty little drink?

Behave yourself.

Oh.

Neither of those two was the murderin' type, Hal.

Thelma, you in there?

Uh-huh.

Thelma, come on, we're outta here, Thelma, come on!

We're gonna need money.

Thelma, how much money do you have on you?

I'm gonna stop at the next town and get a motel room.

I can rest for a little bit and then I'll figure out what to do.

Okay.

Wait, I'm lookin'.

Sixty-one dollars.

Forty-one dollars.

We're gonna need more money.

What are you doin'?

Why are you unpacking?

You said we was just gonna take a nap.

I'm tryin' to figure out what to do.

Well...

When you figure it out, just wake me up.

What the hell's wrong with you?

What's that supposed to mean?

I mean, why are you actin' like this?

Actin' like what?

How am I supposed to act?

Excuse me for not knowin' how to act when you blow somebody away.

You can help me try to figure out what to do, all right?

I'm tryin' to figure out what to do.

But you could try and help me figure out what to do!

I had a suggestion that we go to the police.

But you didn't like that, so frankly Louise, I'm out of ideas.

Well, what's the big rush, Thelma?

I mean, what, we give them enough time, they'll come to us?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm just not ready to go to jail yet, okay?

Uh, why don't you, um...

Why don't you go out to the pool and take a swim or somethin', all right?

Now I'll figure out what to do.

Jimmy, this is Louise.

Look, I've been tryin' to call you.

Louise!

Hey, baby.

Hey.

Now, where the hell are you at?

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

How are you?

Long time, no see.

You sound kinda funny, Louise.

I am funny.

I'm real funny.

Are you in town?

This sounds long distance.

No, I'm out of town.

I'm in the...

I'm in deep shit, Jimmy.

I'm in deep shit, Arkansas.

Louise, now you just tell me what the hell's goin' on here.

I come back.

Nobody knows where you are.

Is Thelma with you?

Listen, Jimmy.

I have about $6,700 in the bank.

Now, I know you can't get it out.

But I need that money.

Can you wire me the $6,700 and I'll pay you back?

Well, what the fuck is goin' on here, Louise?

Listen, uh...

Somethin' real bad has happened.

And I can't tell you what.

Listen, I did it.

And I can't undo it.

Will you help me?

Please?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.

Of course I can.

But where?

Why can't I bring it to you?

Jimmy, do you love me?

Yeah.

Never mind, never mind.

Yeah, yeah.

Look, just, uh...

Just wire it to Western Union in Oklahoma City, okay?

Oh, so that's where you're at, Oklahoma, huh?

Not yet.

You call me back and I'll tell you which office to go to.

All right, all right.

You call... I'll call you back in an hour.

Thelma!

I can feel it when I hear that lonesome highway

So many miles to go before I die Thelma!

Thelma!

What?

Get in the car.

Okay.

We can never know about tomorrow

Still we have to choose which way to go You and I are standing at the crossroads

Even if they didn't do it, it times out they most

likely witnessed it, so somebody better talk to them.

Put out an APB and see what we get back.

All right.

Any reason to believe they've left the state?

No.

That's certainly possible.

Well, why don't we go ahead and let the Bureau in on this?

Boys, don't get mad, okay, but where are we going?

Oklahoma City.

Jimmy's gonna wire me some money and then we're gonna see where we're going.

Jimmy!

You talked to him?

Did you tell him?

What'd he say?

Is he mad?

No, I didn't tell him and that's what we gotta get straight now.

Darryl's been calling mad as a hornet, making all kinds of noise.

And...

When you call him, you gotta not tell him anything about this.

You gotta just make sure everything sounds real normal.

No, I called that asshole at four o'clock in the morning.

He wasn't even home.

I don't know what he's got to be mad about.

I'm the one that should be mad.

Thelma.

I'm going to Mexico.

Now, I figure I could make it in two and a half days, but I'm gonna have to haul ass.

Are you up to this?

I mean, I gotta know.

This isn't a game.

I'm in deep shit and I gotta know what you're gonna do.

I don't know.

I don't know, Louise.

I mean, I...

I don't know what you're asking.

Now, don't you, don't you start flaking out.

I mean, God damn it, Thelma.

Every time we get in trouble, you just get blank or... or... or...

pleading sanity or some such shit.

Not this time.

I mean, this time...

things have changed.

Everything's changed.

But I'm going to Mexico.

I'm going.

Louise.

Is that the way you answered the phone?

I was afraid I missed you.

I, uh, I got it.

I was afraid I couldn't get a check cashed on Saturday.

Who did it?

A friend of mine owns a club.

Doug Randall.

You didn't tell them what was for, did you?

No, I didn't say what it was for.

I told them I was buying a car.

Good.

That's real good.

Listen, uh, where do I go?

It's a place called the Vagabond Motel.

It's at 1921 North East 23rd.

It's under... peaches.

What?

That's the code word.

I miss you, peaches.

Thanks, Jimmy.

I appreciate it.

Ma'am, you sure you wouldn't rather have a large economy size?

No, no, that's okay.

What are you looking at?

Hey.

I want you to call Darryl.

Call him?

Mm-hmm.

Tell him you're having a wonderful time and you'll be home tomorrow night.

Will I be?

I don't know.

Ah, the newspaper.

It's Darryl.

I have a play called Thelma for you, Seth.

Well, yes, I will operate it.

Thelma!

We're in the same hell are you?

Um, I'm, uh, with Louise.

We're, uh, we're in the mountains.

We're fishing.

Have you lost your mind?

Is that it?

Now I leave for work and you take complete leave of your sentences?

Darryl, calm down, please.

Don't get so mad.

I can explain, okay?

See, Louise, uh... Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, come on, Kirk.

Pick it.

Kirk gets it.

He knocks the ball loose.

Chad Roden's got it.

Kirk's got it.

We end up with the ball.

So they get no points out of it at the time of their... Christ.

We're just gonna stay there and, you know, fish and hang out and stuff.

And we'll just be gone one more day and then we'll be home one more night.

No, you won't.

You'll be back today.

You get your butt back here, Thelma, now.

God damn it!

Darryl.

Darryl, you're my husband, not my father.

Oh, now, that does it.

That Louise is nothing but a bad influence.

They're not back here by tonight.

Thelma!

Well, then, I just don't want to say.

Darryl.

Thelma.

Go fuck yourself.

Oh, that's good.

That's just sweet.

Shit!

Darling!

You all right?

Did that cause that?

No, I'm sorry.

No?

You're okay?

Uh-huh.

All right.

Now, there's something I can do for you.

No, it's okay.

Hmm?

Crazy, man.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Uh, can I ask which direction you're heading?

See, I'm, uh, trying to get back to school.

My ride fell through and, well, I'm kind of stuck here like stink on stink.

So I was thinking that, uh, you're going my way or I was going your way.

I think we're going to Oklahoma City.

Perfect.

But I'm not sure.

Yeah, well, I'd appreciate it much.

Um, well, see, it's really not up to me.

It's not my car.

Um...

We'd have to ask my friend.

But she'd probably say no.

She's a little bit uptight.

Maybe it's not such a good idea.

But I tell you what, I thank you for your time.

But, you know, I mean, I can ask, you know.

It wouldn't hurt.

Well, no, it wouldn't hurt.

Hey.

Louise.

Hey, Louise.

Uh, this young man here is on his way back to school.

And I thought since we're going the same

direction, you know, we could give him a ride, huh?

It's probably not a good idea.

Louise.

No, probably not.

But I appreciate your time.

You all have a good day, all right?

Drive safe.

Louise.

Did you see how polite he is?

He's real sweet.

Velma?

What?

Fill her up.

Sure wish we could have brought him with us.

What did Daryl have to say?

Oh, he said, okay, Velma.

I just wanted to make sure you was all right.

I sure hope you're having fun.

You deserve it, after all.

You put up with me.

I love you, honey.

So, how long before we're in goddamn Mexico?

I mean, I just didn't think it would hurt to give somebody a ride.

Did you see his butt?

Daryl don't have a cute butt.

You could park a car in the shadow of his ass.

I'm sorry.

I'm just not in the mood for company right now.

Here.

Take this map.

I need you to find all the secondary roads to Mexico from Oklahoma City.

I think we should stay off the interstate.

We're too conspicuous.

Looks like we could get on this road 81 here and head down towards Dallas.

No, I don't want to go through Texas.

Find some way we don't have to go through there.

Wait.

What?

You want to go to Mexico from Oklahoma, but you don't want to go through Texas?

Thelma, you know how I feel about Texas.

We're not going that way.

Yeah, I know, Louise, but we're running for our lives.

I mean, can't you make an exception?

I mean, look at this map.

The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas.

Look.

Thelma, I'm not going to talk about this.

Now, you either find another way or give me the goddamn map and I will.

You understand?

No, Louise, I don't.

Now, how come you never told me what happened here and there?

Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down.

Believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught.

Now, trust me.

Now, I told you I'm not going to talk about this anymore.

Happy Birthday, lady.

No, you couldn't have done it.

You got to believe me.

Here's the manager in.

Marion, there's a police officer here.

The other night there was a murder out at the Silver Bullet.

A man was shot.

And we have some witnesses that saw a 1966 T-Berg convertible leaving the scene.

Sort of speeding out of the driveway there.

And that vehicle is registered to one Louise Sawyer.

And we have reason to believe that your wife was the other occupant of that car.

What?

What?

What?

What?

Excuse me.

You're standing in your pizza.

Oh, shit.

So tell me something, Miss Thelma.

How is it you ain't got any kids?

I mean, God gives you something special.

I think you ought to pass it on.

Well, Darryl, that's my husband.

Darryl?

Yeah, he says he's not ready yet.

Says he's still too much of a kid himself.

Kind of prides himself on being infantile.

Yeah.

He's got a lot to be proud of.

Louise and him don't get along.

Yeah, I was putting him out there.

She thinks he's a pig.

I know he's a pig.

Did you get married real young, Miss Thelma?

Well, I guess 18 is kind of young, but we don't really...

We'd already been going out four years when we got married.

How long?

Four years.

I've never been with anybody but Darryl.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, if you don't mind me saying so.

He sounds like a real asshole.

It's okay.

He is an asshole.

Most of the time, I just let it slide.

Uh, you better slow down there, Miss Louise.

There's a cop up ahead.

Yup.

Maybe got a few too many parking tickets.

Look, we'll take you to Oklahoma City, and then you best be on your way, all right?

All right.

Prints on the trunk of the car match those of Thelma Dickinson.

Well, I'll be damned.

Isn't that strange?

And her husband says a gun is missing.

She took a lot of stuff.

It looks like she may be planning on being gone a while.

The strange thing is, her husband said she would never touch that gun.

He got it for her cause he's out late a lot.

But he said she'd never touch it.

Wouldn't learn to shoot it.

Just kept it in the drawer for years.

What kind of gun was it?

A .38.

Right.

Where are they?

They were on their way to some guy's cabin, and they never showed up.

All right.

Now I'm gonna go in.

Listen up, you two.

I'm gonna go in.

It's just gonna take a minute.

You two better say your goodbyes, you understand?

Huh?

Hi.

Um, I'm here to pick up a money order for a Louise Sawyer.

Yeah, nothing.

How about peaches?

Could you try a cold-brewed peaches?

Did I hear somebody say peaches?

Oh, my God, Jimmy.

That's the secret word.

Show the lady what she's won, darling.

What are you doing here?

I just came to see you, baby.

Can I have another room, please?

Put it on my, uh, credit card.

Thelma!

Thelma, get your phone down.

Now, look who's here.

Oh, shit!

Jimmy!

Hi, stranger.

Hey.

What in the world are you doing here?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Thanks.

Good answer.

Same goes double for me.

Who's the cowboy?

Oh, this here, uh... I knew.

This is JD.

He's, uh... He's gone.

A student.

We're just giving him a ride to... to here, and then he... he...

Louise said that he would have to go, so... He's gone.

I guess that's what he's doing.

Yeah.

I reckon that's what I'm doing.

He's gone.

I like the wind.

Have a good trip.

Okay.

Thank you.

Nice meeting you.

Yep.

Yep.

That's him going.

I love to watch him go.

Thelma kind of took to him.

Yeah, well, I got you a room there, Thelma.

You can go on in and take yourself a nice cold shower.

Well, you know me, Jimmy.

I'm just a wild woman.

It's our future.

What are you gonna tell him?

Nothing.

I'm not gonna tell him a thing.

Least I can do.

It's not making him any more of an accessory than he already is.

You are so sweet to that guy.

You know, you really are.

Imagine not wanting to drag him into this.

I didn't ask him to come.

It's like I said, he's no different than any other guy.

He just loves to chase his own.

Well, he sure got his work cut out for him now, don't he?

Thelma, just put a lid on it.

Now, I want you to just... you guard that money.

Okay.

And if there's any problem, you call me in room 211.

I won't wait up.

You want a drink?

No.

Why don't you tell me what's going on?

I'm not gonna tell you what's going on.

Someday soon you'll understand why I can't, but I'm not going to, so don't ask me.

I'm gonna ask you one thing.

Maybe.

You in love with somebody else?

Does that have something to do with another man?

No, it's not anything like that.

Well, then what is it, goddammit?

Are you just gonna leave for fucking everyone?

What, did you fucking kill somebody?

You start this shit, I'm outta here.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I wanna come back over there and sit down.

I wanna give you something.

I'm fine right here.

I wanna give you something.

Give it to me here.

Why don't you try it on?

Well, you didn't see that one coming, did you?

Why, Jimmy?

Why now?

Well, try not to get too excited, Louise.

I just flew across two states with that ring in my fucking hand, and, uh...

You know I hate to fly.

You came all this way because you thought I was with somebody else.

No, and that's not why I came.

Because, uh, you know, I don't wanna lose you.

And I get the feeling like you're gonna, like, split.

Permanently.

That's not a good reason to get married.

Well, I thought that's what you wanted.

I did.

But not like this.

Cooking methods.

Questions are incurred.

The Fort Reno Days Festival highlights settler, Indian, and military lifestyles

of years past, and the military contingent

boasts an actual member of the Fifth Cavalry.

Louise?

No, Tom, it's me.

Surprise.

I was just out there, and I was thinking that, uh...

Well, I know I'm supposed to be gone and all, but...

You know...

I'm not having a turd's luck getting a ride out in this rain.

I was just thinking about you.

This is crazy.

I'm gonna get out of your hair, all right?

I'm gonna... Well, wait, wait.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

You know.

Nowhere.

You think I'm happy playing my one-night gigs in Ramada Inn lounges, and...

You know, you think you're the only one with dreams that don't work out?

We both got what we settled for.

I think maybe you just don't love me anymore.

No, I do love you.

But I think it's time to just...

Let go of the old mistakes.

Just chalk it up to...

Bad timing.

I think it's time to let go.

Look out.

Look out.

No, no, no.

Oh, oh, oh.

Come on.

Oh, you're too weak.

Come on, here.

All right, all right, I'll do it.

Your turn.

Come on.

Well, don't leave him.

Just leave him there.

All right, all right.

Ow.

God, I'm weak.

All right, see, this...

I'm on fair advantage.

You got too much metal going here.

We're gonna lighten the load a little bit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think that's better.

What do you think?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

Take me, break me, make me a man.

Watch your head.

Careful.

Oh, my head's fine.

Who are you anyway?

Uh...

I'm the great and powerful Oz.

Who do you want me to be?

I don't think you want to tell me.

I know you're not just some schoolboy.

Nobody ever tells me shit, tell me.

Oh, I'm just some guy.

Yeah.

A guy who's a parole officer's probably having a shit-fit right about now.

What do you mean, parole officer?

Wait, are you a criminal?

No.

No, not no more, Thelma.

Uh, let's see.

Besides bustin' parole, I haven't done one wrong thing.

What'd you do?

I'm a robber.

You're a bank robber?

No.

No.

I don't rob no bank.

Come on.

Well, what'd you rob?

Hmm.

Well, let's see.

Let's add it up here.

I, uh, robbed a gas station, a couple convenience stores, liquor stores.

Oh, my God.

How?

Okay.

Well, see, first you pick your place, right?

Uh-huh.

Then I just sit back and watch it for a little while.

Wait for that right moment to come.

I've got to make my move, see?

That's something you gotta know up here.

That shit cannot be taught.

And then, uh...

Oh, shit, I don't wanna talk about this.

Well... I like doing it.

All right.

Then I...

Walks right in.

Yep.

Then I just kinda waltz on in, and I say, ladies, gentlemen,

let's see who wins the prize for keepin' their cool.

Simon says, everybody down on the floor.

Now, nobody loses their head, then nobody loses their head.

Go ahead.

Uh, you, sir.

Yeah, you do the honors.

Take that cash you put in that bag right there.

You got an amazing story to tell your friends.

If not, well, you got a tag on your toe.

You decide.

Simple as that.

Then I just slip on out.

And, uh, get the hell out of Dodge, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

My goodness.

You were sure gentlemanly about it.

Well, now, I've always believed it done properly.

Armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience.

What?

You're a real outlaw, aren't you?

Well, I may be an outlaw, darling, but, uh, you're the one stealing my heart.

Oh, smooth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Isn't he?

You're smooth.

Isn't he?

Yeah.

That's right.

Walking in.

Remember when we first met?

Yeah.

What happened?

Tell me what you said.

I said you had a nice pair of eyes.

And what'd I say?

You remember?

Yeah, you shut them.

Asked me if I knew what color they were.

And what'd you say?

I didn't know.

Jimmy, what color are my eyes?

They're brown.

No, they're black.

Everything is seven... Why?

Night upon the rocks A motorbine and roadhouse With them rusted engine locks A

ghost town with a gold mine Eight brick-axe in my head I'm begging the mama

please to pull up Kick them stones out of my bed Ooh.

Oh, please.

Did y'all want some more coffee?

Look,

I don't know what's going on with you, or what happened, or what you all did,

but I'm not going to tell anybody anything,

and I'm not going to say that I even saw you.

Okay?

Damn, Jimmy, what did you do, take some kind of pill?

Makes you say all the right stuff.

Yeah, I'm choking on it.

You sure you don't want me to go with you?

I think it's probably not a real good idea right now,

but I'll get you up with you later, on down the road.

Well, my taxi's here.

So, why don't you just stay?

I'll just keep that.

Okay?

Thanks.

I just want you to be happy.

I am happy, sweetie.

Happy as I can be.

All right.

All right.

Well, why don't you give old Jimmy a kiss?

Goodbye.

And I'll be getting out of here.

Damn.

Come here, old Jimmy.

I'll be seeing you, Louise.

Mm-hmm.

You have a safe trip.

It's a good thing he left when he did.

We thought we were gonna have to put out a fire.

Nothing.

Got messed up.

Thelma, what's wrong with you?

Nothing.

Why?

Do I seem different?

Well, now that you mention it, yeah, you seem like you're crazy or you're on drugs.

Well, I'm not on drugs, but I might be crazy.

What happened?

J.D.

came back.

Oh, my God, Louise.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

I can't believe it.

I mean, I just can't believe it.

No!

Oh, my God.

It's like...

I finally understand what all the fuss is about now.

It's just like a whole other ballgame.

Oh, darling, I'm so happy for you.

That's great.

I really am.

You finally got laid properly.

That's so sweet.

Ugh!

Where is he now?

He's taking a shower.

Thelma, you left him alone in the room?

Where's the money?

Oh, my God, Thelma, where's the money?

It's on the bed table.

It's okay.

It's on the nightstand.

It's okay.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Damn it.

I've never been lucky, not one time.

Shit.

That son of a bitch burdened me.

I don't believe it.

Oh, I don't believe it.

Louise.

You okay?

Louise.

I'm sorry.

I mean it.

Louise, it's okay.

It's okay.

No, Thelma, it's not okay.

It's definitely not okay.

None of this is okay.

I mean, what are we gonna do for money?

Huh?

How are we gonna get gas?

I mean, trade on our good looks?

I mean...

Oh, God damn, Thelma, it's not okay.

Uh... Louise.

Hey, now you listen to me.

Don't you worry about it.

You hear me?

Come on.

Stand up.

Louise.

Just don't you worry about it.

You hear?

Come on.

Come on, damn it.

Get this stuff.

Let's get out of here.

Move!

Jesus Christ.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, take your hands off me.

Come on.

We have a little rain mask.

Well, come on in.

Wipe your feet.

As you know, we've tapped your phone in the event that she calls in.

Is that gonna cost me?

Excuse me, may I?

Hey, live it up.

What's there for?

Uh, we're going to have someone here at the house on the phone.

Until we find them.

The important thing is not to let on that you know anything.

We want to try and find out where they are.

Uh-huh.

I don't want to get too personal.

But do you have a good relationship with your wife?

I...

I love Thelma.

I don't intend anything by that, sir.

Just a question I have to ask.

Are you close with her?

Yeah.

I guess.

I mean, I'm about as close as I can be to a nutcase like that.

Uh, yeah.

Well, if she calls, just be gentle.

You know, like, you're really happy to hear from her.

Like, you really miss her.

Women love that shit.

Okay, if you say so.

Women love that shit.

I'm sorry, it's just...

Oh, cool.

I want to do this.

Want anything?

I'm not sure anything.

Bye.

I'm gonna go get something to drink.

That cup!

Yong!

That cup!

It can't be real...

It's not even real.

introducing past SU.

I top or fabricate the cruel?

Do you have a job?

No, I don't have a career.

You're not making money off of work.

I thought it was in there... Salma!

I'm sorry, we needed the money, now we have it.

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Salma!

Go away!

Go away!

Oh shit!

Come on, get a grip!

Oh shit!

Have us to go out there in Mexico, will ya?

Okay.

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Well, why?

How'd you... I mean, what'd you say?

Well, I just waltzed on in there and I said... Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

This is a robbery.

Now, if nobody loses their head, nobody will lose their head.

Salma said, y'all lie down on the floor, please.

Right away.

You too?

Ma'am, would you get down?

Not you, sir.

Let's see who'll win a prize for keeping their cool.

Sir, would you do the honors?

Take all the cash out of that drawer, put it in a paper bag.

Yes, ma'am.

You're gonna have an amazing story to tell all your friends.

Not until you'll have a tag on your toe.

You decide.

All right, hurry up.

Let's go.

Ma'am, would you be quiet, sir?

Get down, please.

Thank you.

Just stay there.

Just get real comfortable.

Hey, uh...

Can I get some bottles of wild turkey, too, will ya?

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

Now you get down, too?

Yes, ma'am.

Ladies and gentlemen, we want to thank you all for your cooperation.

Y'all stay down on the floor until I'm done.

Have a good day.

Jesus Christ.

Good God.

My Lord.

Hey, Luis.

You all right?

I got a problem.

I got a problem.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Hey, guys, uh-huh.

Let me show you.

I'm a man, but I got this.

Just a little?

I just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket.

No, for the first time in my life, I wish this car wasn't green.

You sure we should be driving like this?

I mean, in broad daylight and everything?

No, we shouldn't, but I want to put some

distance between us and the scene of our lives!

Goddamn!

Oh, man!

You wouldn't have believed it.

It was like I'd been doing it all my life.

I mean, nobody would believe it.

Think you found your Colin?

Maybe.

Maybe.

The call of the world!

You are disturbed!

Yeah, I believe I am.

Velma, I got your litter.

This

always happens when you're in a hurry.

What are you going to do?

Just stay drunk all day?

Try to.

Oh, isn't that nice?

That driver's always so nice.

Best driver's on the road.

Thank you.

You're nice.

He's a pig.

He's a fucking pig.

I suppose.

What are you going to do to him anyway?

I don't know.

They think it's time.

They think it's time.

Shut up!

Gabe Lennox?

Yeah, who wants to know?

Arkansas State Police?

Matt!

What?

Oh, hello there.

I want you to call Darryl.

What for?

I want you to find... Huh?

I want you to find out if he knows anything.

If you think he does, you gotta hang up the phone.

That means the police have told him and the phone's probably tapped.

Tapped the phone?

What are you talking about?

Tell them the murder won an armed robbery.

Murder won?

We can't even say it was self-defense?

Well, it wasn't.

We were walking away.

We got away.

Yeah, but they don't know that.

It's just you and me there.

I'll say you raped me and you had to shoot him.

That's almost the truth.

Won't work.

Why not?

There's no physical evidence.

Can't prove he did it.

We can't even... Probably prove by now that he touched you.

God.

Law is some tricky shit, isn't it?

Hey, how do you know about all this stuff, anyway?

Guys, what are we gonna say about the robbery?

There's no excuse for that.

There's no such thing as justifiable robbery.

Right, Louise.

Yep.

Where'd you get this?

Stolen.

Hi.

Hi!

There's a nun.

That's Mrs. Dickinson's husband.

Excuse me.

Well, she ain't twice as far back here.

Yeah.

Where'd you get the $6,600 in cash?

Ah, friend.

We spoke with a gentleman today who says he delivered

very close to that same amount to a Miss Louise Sawyer.

Do you know her?

Uh...

Yes, sir.

Yeah.

At least she's the woman driving the car.

He said he took her to a motel in Oklahoma City.

He also says that at that time he met a man.

He identified you through a series of mug shots.

He also told us that you and Mrs. Dickinson seemed close.

Is that true?

Uh, well, sir...

You might say we had a meeting of the minds, yeah.

Are you aware that...

Mrs. Dickinson and Miss Sawyer wanted in connection with the murder?

Murder?

What, Thelma?

Damn.

Did they ever indicate that they might be on the run from the law?

Uh...

Well, you know, sir, now that you mention

it, it might have seemed a little bit jumpy.

You know what?

What?

You're starting to irritate me.

Yeah, me too.

Well, that'll happen.

Say, you two boys have a lot in common.

Maybe I should just step out of the room for a sec.

I got a better idea.

Do you mind if I speak to him alone for a minute?

What?

What'd I do?

Nothin', that's what.

Listen, this is crock of shit.

Mr. Johnny Fuckin' Law.

Sir, now I got a feelin' about somethin' and... Yeah?

I just wanna ask your opinion.

Do you think Thelma Dickinson would have committed

armed robbery if you hadn't taken all their money?

Get your foot off that table.

Cat got your tongue?

No.

Nah.

Well, how do you know I took it?

How do you know they didn't assault you?

Don't you fuckin' lie to me.

There's two girls out there that had a chance.

They had a chance.

And now you've screwed it up with them.

No.

And now they're in some serious trouble.

And I'm gonna hold you personally responsible for at least part of it.

If anything happens to them, I got no feeling for you.

Now, you're either gonna tell me every damn thing you know...

so there's a small chance I can actually do them some good...

or I'm gonna be all over you like a flying

on a ship for the rest of your natural life.

Your misery is gonna be my goddamn mission in life.

Yes, sir.

Okay?

Yeah.

That's right.

We understand, sir.

Yeah?

Okay.

Mr. Dickinson.

Yeah?

If you just hang on, I wanna work with you.

Like your wife.

Hey!

Hey!

Come back here, you little shit!

Come here!

Come here!

All right, all right, all right.

Come here!

Come on.

Get in!

Calm down here.

What will it be, ladies?

Fill her up.

There you go.

Um...

Excuse me.

Do you have a phone?

Thank you.

Thelma, listen up now.

If you even think a nose, I mean, even if you're not sure, I want you to hang up.

You understand?

Hello?

Daryl, it's me.

Thelma!

Hello!

He knows.

I need more time.

Um...

What?

All I said was hello.

Yeah?

Daryl, this is Louise.

Let me talk to the police.

Hey, Louise.

Hi.

Th...

What do you mean?

There...

There's no police here?

Well...

Hey, hey, where are you girls, anyway?

Just... Wait, Daryl, will you let me talk to Everson Charge there?

How do you know they're...

Hello, Miss...

Miss, uh, Sawyer?

I'm, uh... Investigator Hal Slocum, Arkansas State Police.

How are you?

Well, I've been better.

You're being careful with that gun.

Yes, I know.

Your girls are in some hot water.

You're both okay?

Neither one of you hurt?

Oh, yes, sir.

We're... We're fine.

We're both fine.

Good.

You want to tell me what happened?

Sure.

Over coffee sometime.

I'll buy.

I want you to know...

Neither one of you are charged with murder yet.

You're just still wanted for questioning.

Although now, Mrs. Dickinson's wanted in Oklahoma for armed robbery.

No kidding?

Look, uh, we gotta go.

I'll call you back, all right?

Miss Sawyer, I don't think you all are going to make it to Mexico.

We should talk.

We...

God, that J.D.

Kelly.

Oh, shit.

What?

What?

Thelma, how did they know we're going to Mexico, huh?

How'd they know that?

You told them.

Do you know that thieving little shit where we were going?

Oh...

I just told him if he ever got to Mexico, he should look us up.

Oh!

But I asked him not to tell.

I mean, I thought he would not tell anybody, you know?

Why?

I didn't think he'd tell anybody.

Why?

What's he got to lose except my life savings, of course?

Oh, shit!

Thelma, goddammit!

Look, I'm sorry.

I mean... Oh, goddammit, Thelma.

Look, up until now we had only two things going for us.

One, nobody knew where we were, and two, nobody knew where we were going.

Now one of the things we had going for us is gone!

Look, Thelma, you just got to stop talking to people.

You got to stop being so open.

We're fugitives now, right?

Let's start behaving like that.

You're right.

Thank you.

I was wondering...

Listen, little boy.

Of course I want you to go.

That's what's worrying you.

Please don't think... No.

I wasn't worrying about that.

I knew you'd want me to take the job, sure.

But... I'm sorry.

Julie, let's get married.

My god, this is beautiful.

It surely is.

I always wanted to travel.

I just never got the opportunity.

You've got it now.

In a white suburban bedroom In a white suburban town As she lay there,

underneath the covers Dreaming of a thousand lovers Till the world turned to

orange And the room went spinning round At the age of 37, she realized she'd never

ride through Paris in a sports car with a warm wind in her hair.

So she let the phone keep ringing, and she sat there softly sitting in her car.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Well, I don't need the East Coast anymore.

Hey, look!

Look who it is.

It's that guy.

I'm a darn.

Just ignore him.

Hey, baby!

I'm your captain Max Garber!

The storm trooper of Europe!

I ignored him.

What?

What?

Marley.

What about it?

Nothing.

Just, uh...

Look on his face.

What?

He sure wasn't expecting that.

Suck my dick.

That one's not funny.

I know.

It happened to you, didn't it?

What?

What are you talking about?

In Texas.

I mean, that's what... that's what happened, isn't it?

He was raped.

Ada, look, I'm warning you.

Just drop it.

I'm not gonna talk about that.

You understand?

Yeah.

I'm not talking about it.

Okay.

You understand?

Yeah.

Okay, Louise.

Oh, shit.

Thelma, we're getting pulled over.

All right.

Shit!

Shit!

What do you want to do?

What should we do?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, shit.

All right, we're just gonna play it by ear.

Maybe he doesn't know.

Maybe he's just gonna give me a ticket.

Oh, God.

Please don't let us get caught.

God, please, please, God, don't let us get caught.

All right, I'm just gonna pull over.

He's putting on his hat.

Oh,

my God, he's a Nazi.

What's he doing?

He's kind of walking this way.

Hello, officer.

Is there a problem?

You want to let me see your license, please?

Here it is.

You want to take it out of your wallet, please?

All right.

I told you to slow down.

Officer, I told her to slow down.

She did.

How fast was it going?

About 110.

Oh.

You want to get out of the car, please?

Yes, sir.

Sure.

Come with me, please.

Yes, sir.

Is this your vehicle?

Yes, sir, that is.

You want to get in the car, please?

Front or the back?

Front.

You want to take off your eyewear, please?

Yes, sir.

Come on.

You're in a lot of trouble, officer.

As far as I'm concerned, yes, ma'am, you're in a lot of trouble.

Hello, this is 9-8.

You want to step back and get in your car again, please?

Officer, I am so sorry about this.

Would you let go of that?

Now, I really, really apologize, but would you put your hands on the steering wheel?

See, if you get on that radio, you're going to find out that we're wanted

in two states and probably considered armed and dangerous.

At least, I am.

And then our whole plan is just going to be all shot to hell.

Luis, take his gun.

Take his gun, Luis.

Right there.

Right.

I'm real sorry.

Excuse me.

You want to step out of the car, please?

Now, I swear, three days ago, neither one of us would have ever pulled a stunt like

this, but if you was ever to meet my husband, you'd understand why.

Come on, put your hands on your head, please.

Luis.

What?

Shoot the radio.

The police radio, Luis.

Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry.

Got it.

Okay.

You want to step to the back of the car, please?

Luis, get the keys.

Air holes.

Open the door.

Get in the trunk.

Oh.

Shit, darling.

Good boy.

You want to step into the trunk, please?

Please.

I have a wife and kids.

Please.

You do?

Well, you're lucky.

You'd be sweet to them, especially your wife.

My husband wasn't sweet to me.

Look how I turned out.

Now, go on.

Get in there.

Oh, wait, wait, wait a second.

Wait a second.

Excuse me.

Oh, wait a minute.

Officer, could I have your belt, please?

No.

No.

I got extra ammo.

Good idea.

And could I trade glasses with you, Mamie?

Thanks.

Okay.

Okay.

That it?

Uh huh.

Okay.

Officer, I'm real sorry about this.

I apologize, also.

Go.

You ready?

I did it.

I

just feel like I got a knack for this shit.

I believe you did.

You

know, the one thing I can't do is to forget about her.

What we can't figure out is whether these

girls are real smart or just real, real lucky.

Don't matter.

Brains will only get you so far.

Luck always runs out.

We're still going to Mexico?

Yeah.

Then aren't we going in the wrong direction?

Well, I figure if you take a state policeman, shoot up his car, take his gun

and lock him in the trunk, it's best just to get on out of the state if you can.

I heard that.

Hey!

You said my car!

I think I fucked up.

I think I got us in a situation where we both could get killed.

Damn, I don't know why I just didn't go to the police right away.

You know why.

You already said it.

What'd I say again?

Nobody'd believe us.

We'd still get in trouble.

We'd still have our lives.

That's right.

You know what else?

What?

That guy was hurting me.

If you hadn't come out when you did, he would've hurt me a lot worse.

And probably nothing would've happened to him, because

everybody didn't see me dancing with him all night.

They would've made out like I'd asked for it.

My life would've been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now.

At least now I'm having some fun.

And I'm not sorry that son of a bitch is dead.

I'm just sorry it was you that did it, not me.

Let me talk to Slocum.

She wants to talk to you.

Hello, Louise.

Hey.

How are things going out there?

Weird.

We got some kind of a snowball effect happening here or something.

You're still with us, though.

Mm-hmm.

You're somewhere on the face of the earth.

Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.

I swear.

Louise, I almost feel like I know you.

Well, you don't.

You're getting in deeper every moment you're gone.

Would you believe me if I told you this whole thing was an accident?

I do believe you.

That's what I want everybody to believe.

Trouble is, it doesn't look like an accident.

And you're not here to tell me about it.

I need your help here.

Get Harlan Puckett... I don't want to talk about it.

You want to come on in?

Don't think so.

Then I'm sorry.

We're going to have to charge you with murder.

Now, do you want to come out of this alive?

You know, certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my mind.

Things like incarceration, cavity search, death by

electrocution, life imprisonment, shit like that.

You know what I'm saying?

So do I want to come out alive?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think we're going to have to think about that.

Louise, I'll do anything.

I know what's making you run.

I know what happened to you in Texas.

Come on, Louise.

Don't blow it.

You got it?

Give it to me.

No help cannot do.

Sorry.

I'm the only one she's ever spoken to, Max.

You're no good to me now.

You're no good to me.

There's nothing you can do for me now.

I don't want anybody losing their heads.

You know what happens.

The volume gets turned way up, and the next thing

you know, these girls are going to get shot.

What?

You're not going to give up on me, are you?

What do you mean?

You're not going to make a deal with that guy?

Tell me I'm not making any deals.

I mean, I'd understand if you were thinking about it.

In a way, you got something to go back for.

Jimmy and I.

Jimmy's not an option.

But, um...

I don't know, you know...

Something's, like...

crossed over in me.

And...

I can't go back.

I mean...

I just couldn't live.

I know.

I know what you mean.

Anyway...

Don't want to end up on the damn Geraldo show.

Yeah.

Uh, they're... charging us with murder.

Who?

Yeah, they say that we... got to figure out if we want to come in dead or alive.

Gosh.

Didn't you see anything positive at all?

You awake?

Guess you could call it that.

My eyes are open.

Me too.

I feel awake.

Good.

Wide awake.

I don't remember ever feeling this awake.

Know what I mean?

Everything looks different.

You feel like that too?

Like... You got something to look forward to?

We'll be drinking margaritas by the sea, Mama Cita.

Hey, we could change our names.

We could live in a hacienda.

I want a good job.

Ha!

I want to work at Club Med.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now what kind of a deal is that cop going to have to come up with to beat that?

Have to be pretty good.

Have to be pretty damn good.

Oh, my God.

All the way.

Oh, look, look.

See that champ?

That's him.

It's definitely him.

Pass him.

You ready for a big dick?

Hi there.

You all right?

We're fine.

How are you?

You're great.

You girls about ready to get started?

Are you serious?

I think so.

Follow us.

Where are you going?

Fresno.

We've been seeing you all over the place.

Why don't you take off those shades?

I want to see your eyes.

Yeah, I've been seeing you, too.

Yeah, we think you have really bad manners.

Ha, ha, ha, yeah.

Yeah, where do you get off behaving like that with women you don't even know?

Huh?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Huh?

How'd you feel if somebody did that to your mother?

Or your sister?

Or your wife?

Huh?

What are you talking about?

You know good and damn well what I'm talking about.

I mean, really.

That business with your tongue?

What is that?

That is disgusting.

And, oh, my God, that other shit will point into your lap.

I mean, what is that supposed to mean exactly, huh?

I mean, does that mean pull over?

I want to show you what a big, fat slob... Yeah, or does that mean suck my dick?

You women are crazy.

You got that right.

We think you should apologize.

I ain't apologizing for shit.

You say you're sorry.

Fuck that.

You say you're sorry, or I'm gonna make you fucking sorry.

Oh, Jesus.

I bet you even called us babers on your CB radio, didn't you?

Yeah.

You're dead.

Damn.

I hate that.

I hate being called a beaver, don't you?

You gonna apologize, or what?

Fuck you!

Oh, God damn you, bitch!

I don't think he's gonna apologize.

Nah, I don't think so.

Where'd you learn to shoot like that?

I watch the TV.

I don't like to shoot regular shit like that.

Jesus!

Woo!

I

write sunshine in my head I think I can make it now The pain is gone

Sad feelings have disappeared The rain is a rainbow I've been flipped through Hello?

Hello, I'm in the truck.

I'm a police officer.

The keys are over there.

The keys are over there.

VIP 10-17-55.

Red hair, brown eyes, 5 foot 7 inches tall, 120 pounds.

Suspect Thelma Yvonne Dickinson.

White female, DOD 11-27-56.

Red hair, green eyes, 5 foot 10 inches tall, 130 pounds.

Both subjects armed and extremely dangerous.

Approach with caution.

New Mexico and Arizona.

Infirmary warns for armed robbery.

Kidnapping a law enforcement officer.

Assault with a deadly weapon.

Suspect driving.

Louise Elizabeth Sawyer.

White female.

I think that's all.

Better get off just in case.

I know this whole thing was my fault.

I know it.

Pam and Thelma, the woman you should know by now.

I'm

glad I came with you.

Shit.

We didn't see that guy.

He was right in the middle of the road.

Here

on this, it's gonna be pretty shitty.

Unbearable, I imagine.

And look, everything we got to lose is already gone anyway.

Oh my God, how do you stay so positive?

You're a good friend.

You too, sweetie.

The best.

How do you like the vacation so far?

I guess I went a little crazy, huh?

No, you've always been crazy.

This is just the first chance you've ever had to really express yourself.

Good driving.

Thanks.

What in the hell is this?

I don't know.

I think...

I think it's a goddamn Grand Canyon.

Isn't it beautiful?

Yeah.

Something else alright.

Don't let them shoot those girls!

This is too much.

You got guns pointing at them.

These women are armed, Hal.

This is standard.

Now, calm down.

These boys know what they're doing.

Place your hands in plain view.

Any failure to obey that command will be considered an act of aggression against us.

I repeat, turn your engine off and place your hands in plain view.

What are you doing?

I'm not giving up.

Max, you gotta do something.

How many times, Max?

How many times do we have to be fucked over?

Hey, listen.

Will you pull yourself together now and listen to me?

You calm down.

Don't make me sorry I brought you.

Damn it!

I repeat, cut your engine off and place your hands in plain view.

Place your hands in plain view.

Okay then, listen.

Let's not get caught.

What are you talking about?

Let's keep going.

What do you mean?

Go!

You sure?

Yeah.

Yes.

I did it.

Yeah.