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So, you know...
usual girl stuff.
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She picks up the dry cleaning.
She does the food shopping.
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By the way,
your dr. Melfi
has excellent taste.
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She only shops at
the fancy- shmancy deli--
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the kind with the italian name
but you can't find a fuckin'
meatball in the whole joint.
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What else?
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I don't even know what i'm
supposed to be lookin' for.
What's up with this cooze?
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It's none of your fuckin'
business. You're on a strict
need- to- know, lieutenant.
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I oughta knock the shit
outta ya for what you did
to her date last month.
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What? I figure this girl
is somegoomahof yours,
so i scare him a little.
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What's the big deal?
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This guy
still come around?
No.
He's not her type.
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I told ya, he's a coward.
He nearly pissed himself.
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All right, anything else?
I don't wanna be here all day.
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Yesterday--
yesterday she got off at 9:00
and she went to bed early.
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That's it?
That's it.
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Here.
Buy yourself an iron.
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You ready?
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Decaf, right?
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So, how was your college trip
with your daughter?
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Tell ya, my life,
it's like, uh,
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episode of
provolone somethin'.
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- What's goin' on?
- My wife. All we do is fight.
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Can you believe it?
She's jealous of you.
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Is that something that you feel,
or has there been some
discussion with carmela?
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She didn't know
you were a girl.
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You know, a woman.
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Excuse me, a doctor.
Woman doctor.
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Why did it take you
so long to tell her?
I didn't tell her.
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You spilled the beans
when you called
to change the appointment.
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Let me ask you a different
question. Why a female?
Why a female doctor?
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You know, she asked
the same friggin' question.
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I sometimes wonder myself.
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And?
I'll tell you
what i told her.
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Cusomano gave me a choice
between two jewish guys
and apaisanlike me.
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- I picked thepaisan.
- What's the one thing
every woman--
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your mother, your wife,
your daughter--
have in common?
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- They all break my balls.
-
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no, i know what you mean.
They're all italian. So what?
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So maybe by
coming clean with me,
you're dialoguing with them.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Why do you have me
as a patient?
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Most legit people, they'd go a
hundred miles out of their way
not to make eye contact with me.
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But you--
you didn't flinch.
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The water's warm.
Come on in.
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Hey, sammy.
How are you?
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Just in time.
I was just gonna
make some coffee.
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Yeah?
How's junior?
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Sit the fuck down!
Down!
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That's how junior is, sammy.
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I'm with
little jimmy altieri.
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Yeah? You payin' jimmy
for this game?
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Huh, sammy?
No.
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Are you payin'someone
for this game?
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Huh?
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Aah!
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The party's over.
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Junior soprano is the new boss
and he ain't respectin'
old arrangements.
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You're lucky.
You stayed slim.
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You can buy
right off the rack.
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I wanted something special.
The boys are having
a little time for me.
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You're wearin'
the suit to
the dinner, eh?
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These guys today,
they want to be buried
in their joggin' outfit.
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So how's your, uh--
what's your
oldest boy's name?
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Rafaelle. Ralphie.
Yeah. Good kid.
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Yeah.
He lost his son, you know.
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- What do you mean, lost?
- Dead. Morte.
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Ah, just a--
just a fucking kid.
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A baby.
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Oh, what are we
talkin' about here?
You lost your grandson?
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What are you gonna do?
These fucking animals.
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These--
these drug dealers.
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The little kid used to run
around here breakin' balls.
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Domonique.
My namesake.
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Did you know about this?
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See? What'd i say
about this fucking poison?
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These kids
shouldn't touch it.
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I read the paper every day
about these poor pricks
overdosin'.
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He didn't overdose.
He killed himself.
Fourteen years old.
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Jesus!
Was this at
patterson falls?
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- Holy shit!
That was your grandson?
- Why?
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The kid, he took one of those
designer drugs, right?
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Goes to the falls,
takes a header
right off the fence.
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They said the current whirled
so much that his head was
bashin' on the rocks for days...
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before he even came up.
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And meanwhile,
this piece of shit...
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he gets to walk the streets
and sell more of this stuff
to young kids.
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Oh, really?
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What's this
motherless fuck's name?
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Even the coffee's old in here.
How much complaining
can you do?
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Eventually they find you
with a broken hip.
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I want to make a gift of
a maganet. That's the only
way you'll get good coffee.
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What are you wearing?
You smell like a frenchputa.
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It's canoe.
Johnny wore canoe.
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Morning, livia.
Oh, good morning.
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Morning.
Hi.
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New arrival?
Keep moving, fella.
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I'm happy for you, junior.
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I know how long you waited
to be made boss.
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Just don't let certain people
take advantage of your good
nature like they did to johnny.
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What certain people?
Nobody got over on johnny.
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Nobody's gonna
get over on me.
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How's your jewish friend?
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- Hesh? What about him?
- Who ever heard of a jew
riding horses?
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- He owns a horse farm.
- Aahh!
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He's tony's friend, not mine.
What do you got
against him anyway?
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Who, me? Nothing.
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Johnny liked him, and my son
thinks that every word
that comes out of his mouth...
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is pure gold.
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Are you tellin' me that
since i'm the new boss
i should tax hesh?
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Heh!
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Boy, anthony must've really
gotten under your collar.
Admit it.
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00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:03,759
You're lookin'
to crack hiscalione
for puttin' you in here.
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I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
Yeah.
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00:09:07,263 --> 00:09:10,266
And i'm playin'
shortstop for the mets.
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00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:14,770
Oh, all right,
watch the balls!
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00:09:26,782 --> 00:09:29,285
What is the matter?
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00:09:29,285 --> 00:09:31,787
Tony's cannoli doesn't want
to stand up?
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00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:34,790
Tony's cannoli's tired.
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00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:37,293
But i can make it
happen, baby.
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I know.
It's just, maybe--
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00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:45,801
so how's your job?
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Huh?
Since when do you
care about my job?
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Can't i be nice?
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All right. Forget it.
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Mmm.
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Okay, you don't want to talk
about your job? Fine.
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00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,570
Here. Tell somebody
who gives a fuck.
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00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:09,075
I'm not a fucking whore!
Stick your money up your ass.
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00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:12,078
I don't know
what's wrong with you,
but don't take it out on me.
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00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:15,581
Hey, there's nothing wrong
with me! Just wanted
to talk, that's all.
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00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:18,584
For all the conversation
i get around here, i might
as well be a fuckin' dildo!
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00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:22,588
If you were a dildo,
we wouldn't be fighting.
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00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:26,475
What does that mean?
Huh, you fuckin' refugee?
What does that mean?
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00:10:26,475 --> 00:10:29,478
- Aah!
-
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00:10:29,478 --> 00:10:31,981
come here!
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00:10:31,981 --> 00:10:33,983
Knock you out,
you fuckin' communist cunt!
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00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:35,985
Hey, hey, hey!
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00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,991
Yeah, same to you!
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00:10:42,992 --> 00:10:44,994
You fuckin' burned me!
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00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,248
Angela.
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00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,753
What do you got, andrea?
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00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,013
Clabby?
Hearts.
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00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:08,017
Jump in,
the water's warm.
Child's play.
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00:11:08,017 --> 00:11:10,019
Pound a point.
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00:11:13,522 --> 00:11:16,525
Hesh is outside.
Tell him to come in.
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00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:20,029
He says he needs
a word with you.
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00:11:20,029 --> 00:11:23,032
What the fuck.
I've eaten more queens
than lancelot.
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00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,791
What's up?
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00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,793
Let's walk.
That serious?
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00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,297
You spoke to
your uncle lately?
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Junior? Yeah.
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00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,804
No.
I don't know.
Why? What's up?
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00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,806
Your father was
a fair man, tony.
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00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,810
What's that got to do
with junior?
Junior's not so fair.
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00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,312
Sometimes i wish
you'd just get to
the fuckin' point.
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00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,314
What'd he do?
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He's taxing me,
tony.
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He's taxing you?
When did this happen?
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00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,322
Today.
Did you tell him you operated
for years without any tax?
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00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:06,325
That my father loved you
and respected you?
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00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,695
That ten cents
out of every dollar
that goes into his kick...
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00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,581
is directly related
to your shylock business?
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00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:17,086
My uncle's been boss of
the family ten fuckin' minutes,
already i gotagita.
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00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,705
What'd you tell him?
Told him the truth.
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00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:23,209
It's a reasonable request
but an unreasonable figure.
Back up a minute.
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00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,712
What do you mean,
"it's a reasonable request"?
He's the boss now.
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00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:30,716
He can call the tune, we all
dance to it. That's the way
it's always been done.
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00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:34,220
You can either respect
what's been done in the past
or change the rules.
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00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,724
Look, tony, the reason
i came over here was to tell you
with all this bullshit goin' on,
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i don't know if i can
stay in this area.
Where you gonna go?
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00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:46,482
Hey, come on. I can sit on my
royalty checks. You forget
i wrote six gold records.
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00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,984
No, a couple of black kids
wrote six gold records.
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00:12:48,984 --> 00:12:51,987
You owned the company.
You gave yourself a co- writing
credit. Come on, hesh.
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Besides, i know you.
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You leave this action,
you're gonna kill yourself.
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How much does he want?
Five hundred large,
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plus two points monthly
on my shy.
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00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:09,505
Hm! All right.
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00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,508
Do me a favor.
Sit tight for now.
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Let me think about it
for a while.
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How was that, baby?
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The best.
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You are the best.
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00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,330
Come here.
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00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,335
Tony, i love your cannoli.
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00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,839
You okay?
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00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,841
Yeah, i'm okay.
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Go back to your sleep.
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00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,100
Sure you're all right?
191
00:14:50,105 --> 00:14:54,610
So, what do you want
new york to do?
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00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,112
First of all,
junior can't know
that we talked.
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He's gotta think
hesh came to you
on his own by himself.
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00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:05,120
You are still
runnin' things.
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00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,625
Another thing,
the arrangement, whatever it is,
can't be insulting to my uncle.
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00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,127
Hesh's gotta pay
somethin',
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i just haven't
decided what.
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00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:23,138
I gotta get back.
We'll talk later.
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00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:31,146
How's the veal?
200
00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:34,650
It's like rubber.
Yeah?
201
00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:42,658
Tastes all right to me.
Want somethin' else?
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00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:46,211
No.
203
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,093
Hm.
Don't look at me.
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00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,595
Compliments of johnny sack.
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00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,237
Maybe you'd like to spend
the rest of our anniversary
with him.
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00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:16,742
I was over there for
ten friggin' minutes, carmela.
Don't do this.
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00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,746
All right, tony.
At least i know
where i stand.
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00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,252
Why you always gotta be
so dramatic, huh?
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00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,254
Here we go.
Huh!
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00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,257
All right, i'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
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00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,260
You don't even know what
you're apologizing for.
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00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:39,765
It's our anniversary, tony.
Ours.
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00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:43,769
Not yours, mine
and johnny fuckin' sacks'.
Ours.
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00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:47,272
Here i was thinkin' maybe we
could get a room at the plaza
like last year, or--
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00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,274
i don't know.
I do--
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00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,786
i'm sorry, carmela.
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00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,288
Huh?
218
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:07,292
I just got a lot on my mind,
and i'm not thinkin' straight.
219
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:13,298
Hey. I'm sorry.
220
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:21,306
Should i call the plaza?
Come on.
221
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,928
Nah, let's go home.
222
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,942
Hey, come here.
223
00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:43,445
Carmela, what do you
want me to say?
I'm lost at sea here.
224
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:47,950
You've changed, tony,
and i resent it.
225
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:52,454
I resent it because it's
destroying what little
self- esteem i have left.
226
00:17:52,454 --> 00:17:56,458
I swear, sometimes i think
you skeeve me.
I skeeve you?
227
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:59,461
You're the mother
of my children.
How the fuck did i skeeve you?
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00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:01,964
You see what
i'm talkin' about?
Right there.
229
00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:03,966
"You're the mother
of my children."
230
00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,970
I feel like i'm just
someone you've chosen
to procreate with.
231
00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:10,973
You knew this might happen
with the prozac.
232
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,975
Ginny torrelli's
been on it for years
and she'd hump a fire hydrant...
233
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:16,478
if it could make a pass at her.
Dr. Melfi told me it affects
different people different ways.
234
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,981
Oh. She told you that?
235
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:38,000
I think before we start
today's session,
236
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,502
we need to address
the coffee situation.
237
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:44,506
It's not appropriate
of me to take gifts.
238
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:49,011
- It's a cup of coffee.
- Let's just make a rule, okay?
No gifts.
239
00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:54,016
This mean i can't
drink mine?
240
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:56,018
No, no.
241
00:18:56,018 --> 00:19:00,022
I'm sorry. I usually have
my answering service on
when i have a patient,
242
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,524
but i have
a car emergency.
243
00:19:02,524 --> 00:19:04,526
Yes?
244
00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:08,030
What does that mean,
"diagnostic"?
245
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:12,534
I just wanna know
what's wrong with my car.
246
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,420
No.
No, don't do anything.
247
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,923
No, i want to get
a second opinion.
248
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,928
I'll-- i'll take my chances.
Thank you.
249
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,933
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
250
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,935
It's all right.
251
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,938
So...how's it goin'?
252
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,941
Good. Real good.
253
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,444
As a matter of fact,
i think i may flush
the medication.
254
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:42,948
You know? See if the changes
i'm feelin' are for real.
255
00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:46,068
Why would you do that?
The prozac seems to be working.
256
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:50,455
Well, that might be the problem.
It might be workin'
a little overtime.
257
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,457
What do you mean?
258
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,459
Umm--
259
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:59,331
- i'm havin' a, uh--
- reaction?
260
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,967
You know.
A side effect from the stuff.
261
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,336
We talked about that
when you started.
262
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,472
Some people get insomnia;
263
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,842
others a stomach ache
or headaches.
264
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:16,481
- But it usually passes.
- Are there any other side
effects that you know of?
265
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,851
Some people experience
a diminished libido.
266
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:24,239
- They have a hard time
getting or maintaining a--
- bingo.
267
00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:26,742
I see.
Mm.
268
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,745
You know, not all impotence
is a result of the medication.
269
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,247
You sayin' there's
somethin' wrong with me?
270
00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:34,249
When's the last time
you had a prostate exam?
271
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:37,119
Hey, i don't even let anybody
wag their finger in myface!
272
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:43,008
I'm sorry,
i shouldn't have laughed!
273
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,510
- Don't apologize.
- Oh, boy.
274
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:49,264
- You got a nice laugh.
- All right, let's be serious.
275
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,267
Hey, i'm serious.
276
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:58,774
You know that depression
is also a leading factor
in impotence.
277
00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:03,278
When you awaken in the morning
or in the middle of the night,
do you ever have an erection?
278
00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:09,034
- You could set your clock to it.
- Okay, so we know it's not
a physical problem.
279
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,795
Let's put that in
after the credenza.
Yes, ma'am.
280
00:21:21,296 --> 00:21:23,799
You wanna tell me
what's goin' on?
281
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:26,802
I bought some furniture.
282
00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:29,304
Why don't we just
move into roche bobois?
Save the delivery charge.
283
00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:31,807
Fine.
I'll send it back.
284
00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:33,809
No, but you've been spendin'
like a drunken sailor
all last week.
285
00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:36,311
I said
i'll send it back.
286
00:21:36,311 --> 00:21:38,814
Mother of christ, carmela,
i didn't say that, did i?
287
00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,816
Jesus.
288
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,986
All due respect to new york,
289
00:21:43,986 --> 00:21:46,488
i don't think you should be
tellin' my uncle
how to run things.
290
00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:48,490
You think i got the balls
to drive in from new york...
291
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:51,493
and tell your uncle
how he should run
his family?
292
00:21:51,493 --> 00:21:56,999
I shouldn't expect to see
the statue of liberty again
if i did that, huh?
293
00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,252
- All right, look, tony. -
294
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:04,256
hesh isn't only
a friend of you guys.
He's a friend of ours.
295
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:09,261
Somebody has to step in
so he doesn't get fucked.
I never said fucked.
296
00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:12,381
And you.
Frankly, i'm a little hurt.
You should've come to me first.
297
00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:15,767
- Airin' your dirty laundry
in public.
- Junior knew how i felt.
298
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,270
How would it look if i went
to you after i spoke to him?
He's got a point.
299
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:24,893
Bottom line is,
what're we gonna do about this?
300
00:22:29,531 --> 00:22:31,533
Somethin' tells me you
have a suggestion.
301
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,904
Junior,
if there're any flies on you,
they're payin' fuckin' rent.
302
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:43,161
Five hundred is a little steep
for back taxes, no?
303
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,415
As far as two percent
of his action,
that's up to you to settle.
304
00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:50,802
After all, that affects tony
as much as hesh.
305
00:22:50,919 --> 00:22:53,422
I'm not out to hurt anyone.
306
00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:56,925
God forbid i get in the way
of someone earning.
307
00:22:57,426 --> 00:23:00,429
Let's say one and a half
on the shy business
and 300 on the back tax.
308
00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:03,432
Two fifty.
309
00:23:07,936 --> 00:23:10,939
What'd i tell ya? Hold onto
your cock when you negotiate
with these desert people.
310
00:23:13,942 --> 00:23:16,445
Two fifty.
311
00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:18,580
All right.
312
00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:43,972
Mr. Soprano.
313
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:55,734
You want sex?
No.
314
00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,372
Go back to sleep.
315
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:15,887
You know, you have a nice body.
You ought to make it
work for you more.
316
00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:19,891
Oh, really?
You reveal too much.
317
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:22,894
You don't want other men
looking at me?
318
00:24:23,011 --> 00:24:25,013
No.
When you're not with me
you do what you want.
319
00:24:25,514 --> 00:24:30,018
But i'm sayin' maybe
you could wear a nice,
businesslike outfit.
320
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,404
I think i could
get into that.
321
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,406
You want me to dress
like a man?
No.
322
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:37,776
No, you fuckin' wack- a- doo,
i don't want you to dress
like a man.
323
00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:41,780
I'm just sayin',
maybe wear somethin'
a little more professional.
324
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:45,417
You know,
like you're in business.
Fuck you. I'm no whore.
325
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,921
No. That's not what i mean.
Not like you're in
the whore business.
326
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,923
Oh, forget it.
327
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,795
Come here.
328
00:25:00,682 --> 00:25:03,685
Is everybody in my life
bananas or what?
329
00:25:06,188 --> 00:25:08,440
Get over here!
330
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,944
Come here.
Go jerk off.
331
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,447
Yeah.
Go jerk off.
332
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,949
Look at this.
She burned me.
333
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,452
That's not good.
334
00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:22,454
What led up to that?
335
00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:26,324
Carmela can be
pretty violent sometimes.
336
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:29,327
This added problem
that i've been havin'
that we talked about--
337
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:33,331
i just thought that maybe
we needed to spice things up
a little bit. You know?
338
00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:35,834
If it's not the prozac,
339
00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:39,337
then maybe i just needed
a little jump start.
340
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:42,340
So i suggest to her that maybe
she dress a little differently.
341
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:46,845
Something titillating.
Yeah.
You know, maybe it'd help.
342
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:49,848
So i suggested to her--
343
00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:51,850
not demanded--
344
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,852
suggested--
345
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,855
you know, maybe dress
a little sexier.
346
00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:59,357
But carmela
can be very sensitive.
347
00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:02,360
Maybe she felt
it degraded her.
348
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,863
Not all women
are into sexy lingerie.
349
00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,365
I'm not talkin' about
dressin' like that.
350
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,868
Then what are we
talking about?
351
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:13,371
Some women are sexier
when they dress simple.
352
00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:15,373
You know, understated.
353
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,877
I don't mean--
354
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:24,883
fuck it.
I don't know what i mean.
355
00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:30,388
Like you.
356
00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:32,390
How like me?
357
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,392
You play it down.
358
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:42,901
Now, it's obvious you got
a killer body under there.
Don't get me wrong.
359
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,903
All right.
360
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:47,405
Not only do you
play it down,
361
00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:51,409
but you're gentle.
362
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:53,912
Not loud.
363
00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,914
Sweet sounding...
364
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,418
like a mandolin.
365
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:07,425
Anthony--
366
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:17,936
it's unfortunate that
we have to stop now,
367
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,939
because i think
it's really important
we talk about this.
368
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:24,943
Do you think you could
come back later
this afternoon?
369
00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:26,945
No.
370
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,450
Till tuesday.
371
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,454
Okay?
372
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,461
Yeah, all right.
373
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,463
See you tuesday.
374
00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:13,124
Oh, motherfucker!
375
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:17,128
Ow.
376
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,130
Shit!
377
00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:54,866
It's the oddest thing.
I've had this problem for weeks,
378
00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:58,870
but this morning i get in
and it starts right up.
379
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:02,373
- And then again at the deli.
- Uh, looks fine.
380
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:05,376
Are you sure?
I was told i need a new starter.
381
00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:11,382
Lady, as much as
i might wish to rob you...
382
00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:13,885
even i wouldn't try to replace
a new starter with another.
383
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:19,274
- What do you mean "new"?
- New. It has everything but
the price tag hanging from it.
384
00:29:25,947 --> 00:29:28,316
Come on, mikey!
I didn't do nothin'!
385
00:29:28,316 --> 00:29:30,819
Poor kid
committed suicide
up here'cause of you.
386
00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:33,705
You fuckin' know me!
Yeah, i know ya.
387
00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:40,578
Now listen to me.
I'm gonna give ya a break.
388
00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:43,581
When i toss ya over--
no!
389
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:47,585
If you can fly
i won't shoot you down.
Deal?
390
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:50,472
No!
Son of a bitch.
391
00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:17,749
My goodness.
392
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,751
What happened here?
393
00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:27,759
It's some sad shit.
Motherfucker said he didn't
want to live no more.
394
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,761
He jumped.
395
00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,636
How much he give you?
396
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:55,036
I thought i was the only one
junior could make look
like that.
397
00:30:59,908 --> 00:31:01,910
All right.
Let me hear it.
398
00:31:02,911 --> 00:31:06,414
Rusty irish.
What about him?
399
00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:10,919
He took a header off the falls.
That's the closest that
junkie fuck ever got to a bath.
400
00:31:11,419 --> 00:31:14,422
I got news for you.
That junkie fuck
was my biggest earner.
401
00:31:14,422 --> 00:31:17,926
During the football season
he moved more cards
than ten guys put together.
402
00:31:17,926 --> 00:31:21,062
And another thing.
A certain friend of ours
should've checked with me...
403
00:31:21,062 --> 00:31:24,315
before he did a favor
for the old man capri.
404
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:28,186
You're losin' me.
Irish was the one who sold
capri's grandson that shit.
405
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:30,822
I think you created
a fuckin' frankenstein
in junior.
406
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,324
I created?
407
00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:35,827
We all agreed to let
junior have his day.
408
00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:39,831
Let him be the lightning rod.
When lightning strikes, god
forbid, and somebody goes down,
409
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,333
it's not a young man
with a family, remember?
410
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:45,837
- We all agreed.
- Yeah, but who expected
to get raped?
411
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:50,208
When jackie was acting boss no
one minded, 'cause it all evened
out at the end of the day.
412
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,211
But your uncle-- marone!
Doesheeat alone.
413
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:56,214
He doesn't even
pass the salt.
Heh heh.
414
00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,216
What about that
sammy grigio card game?
415
00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:01,219
That fuckin' mikey
smacked him around.
That ain't right.
416
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:04,222
Come on, jimmy.
Even a broken clock
is right twice a day.
417
00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:07,725
Junior was right.
He had a position.
That game wasn't payin' anybody.
418
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:12,230
The minute sammy grigio used
jimmy's name, it should've
been end of story.
419
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:16,734
- That's right.
-
420
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:20,238
what do you want me to do?
We made our bed. We sleep
in it. We're all men.
421
00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:23,241
But how long we gonna
continue to kick upstairs
without it hurtin'?
422
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,244
I mean something, anything,
should trickle down over here,
no?
423
00:32:26,494 --> 00:32:31,883
All we want you to do
is talk to him.
After all, he's your uncle.
424
00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:34,636
- Come on.
- That's right.
425
00:32:48,149 --> 00:32:50,151
Who is it?
It's me, ma.
426
00:32:50,652 --> 00:32:52,654
Who?
Anthony.
427
00:32:54,155 --> 00:32:56,157
Open the door.
428
00:33:00,662 --> 00:33:03,164
I thought you were
the activities lady.
Hey.
429
00:33:03,164 --> 00:33:05,166
She's a real pain
in the ass.
430
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:09,170
Playing bingo,
livia?
Not tonight,
honey.
431
00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,673
You know, she's a
degenerate gambler.
432
00:33:12,173 --> 00:33:14,175
Uh, millie?
Millie?
433
00:33:14,175 --> 00:33:16,177
Hmm?
My son.
434
00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:19,681
Handsome.
435
00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:30,692
So how's it goin'?
436
00:33:30,692 --> 00:33:33,194
Oh, what can i say?
437
00:33:33,695 --> 00:33:35,196
Hey, this is great.
438
00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:38,700
The only thing that's missin'
is that broken readin' lamp
you had by the phone.
439
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,202
I got it downstairs.
I can bring it if you want.
440
00:33:41,703 --> 00:33:43,705
Shh, shh, shh.
Listen.
441
00:33:44,205 --> 00:33:46,708
Oh, she's
driving me crazy.
Who?
442
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:50,211
Next door!
There it is again.
443
00:33:50,211 --> 00:33:52,213
Oh!
444
00:33:52,213 --> 00:33:55,717
That's enough water!
How much water
does she need?
445
00:33:56,217 --> 00:34:00,722
She runs
the water all day.
Water, water, water!
446
00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:04,726
I'm livin' next door
to gunga din!
447
00:34:04,726 --> 00:34:08,229
I went down to ferrara's.
I got you some biscotti.
Almonds?
448
00:34:08,229 --> 00:34:10,732
Yeah.
All right.
Leave'em there.
449
00:34:10,732 --> 00:34:14,235
I'll take'em
downstairs later
for my coffee.
450
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,745
Uncle jun been by?
Oh...once in a while.
451
00:34:23,745 --> 00:34:26,247
It makes him
uncomfortable here.
452
00:34:26,247 --> 00:34:30,752
He's got a lot on his mind.
More responsibilities
means more headaches.
453
00:34:30,752 --> 00:34:34,255
Better men than him
had to work hard.
Yeah.
454
00:34:34,255 --> 00:34:40,261
He'll be all right...
long as he remembers
who his friends are.
455
00:34:42,263 --> 00:34:45,767
I'd just hate to see him mess
this up. He's been waitin'
a long time for the big chair.
456
00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:50,772
What do you mean?
It's not a business that
forgives bad decisions.
457
00:34:50,772 --> 00:34:53,775
I hate to see him making
wrong moves, you know?
458
00:34:53,775 --> 00:34:57,278
Especially at the start
of the game.
Why're you tellin' me?
459
00:34:57,278 --> 00:35:01,282
- Tell him.
- Ma...you got his ear.
460
00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:03,284
He listens to you.
461
00:35:03,284 --> 00:35:05,286
I don't know that world.
462
00:35:05,787 --> 00:35:07,789
No, of course not.
463
00:35:07,789 --> 00:35:11,292
But if anything, you know,
were to come up--
that's all.
464
00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:13,795
I don't want
to get involved.
465
00:35:13,795 --> 00:35:17,799
If you have something
to say to your uncle
then bring it up to him.
466
00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,669
Oh, i wish the lord
would take me.
467
00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:24,172
Come on, ma.
468
00:35:24,172 --> 00:35:28,676
There's probably plenty of gents
in this place that want a date
with a lovely woman like you.
469
00:35:29,177 --> 00:35:31,679
Look, i'm goin'
downstairs...
470
00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:35,183
before that
activities lady finds me.
471
00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:37,185
You want coffee?
472
00:35:37,685 --> 00:35:39,687
Yeah, all right.
Bring my cookies!
473
00:35:40,188 --> 00:35:43,191
Carmela, i don't
want to sound like...
474
00:35:43,191 --> 00:35:45,693
religion is a cure- all,
475
00:35:45,693 --> 00:35:48,696
but i think if tony
got more involved
with the church...
476
00:35:48,696 --> 00:35:52,700
it may help to expedite
things in his therapy.
477
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,204
What's killing me
is this is
a self- inflicted wound.
478
00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:57,705
I pushed for it.
479
00:35:57,839 --> 00:36:02,343
I could deal with thegoomahs.
I knew i was better than them.
480
00:36:02,343 --> 00:36:06,848
As stupid as it sounds,
i viewed them as a form
of masturbation for him.
481
00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:10,351
I couldn't give him
what he needed all the time.
482
00:36:10,852 --> 00:36:13,354
You're a man, father.
You know that thirst.
483
00:36:15,356 --> 00:36:18,860
I was too busy with
the house and kids
to quench it.
484
00:36:21,362 --> 00:36:26,367
But the psychiatrist--
you know, she's not
just agoomah.
485
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:29,370
For the first time i feel
like he's really cheating...
486
00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:32,874
and i'm the one
who's thirsty.
487
00:36:32,874 --> 00:36:36,377
I'm not gonna stay in
a marriage that's made--
shh. Shh.
488
00:36:36,377 --> 00:36:39,380
Let's not even
think about that.
489
00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:41,382
Divorce is for the weak,
490
00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:44,886
for people who never
intended on dying married
in the first place.
491
00:36:47,388 --> 00:36:50,391
You know, carm,
we reap what we sow.
492
00:36:50,391 --> 00:36:53,394
What do you mean?
493
00:36:53,394 --> 00:36:58,399
You admit to accepting
his dalliances in the past.
They meant nothing to tony.
494
00:36:58,766 --> 00:37:03,771
But you said
it was like they were
lightening the workload,
495
00:37:03,771 --> 00:37:07,775
providing a wife's duty
when you were too busy
with the kids and the house.
496
00:37:07,775 --> 00:37:09,777
You practically
welcomed it.
497
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:15,533
I want you to pray
to our holy mother.
498
00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:19,537
Ask her for guidance
and forgiveness...
499
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,540
so that you can get
through this as a couple.
500
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:28,045
You're not without sin
in this, carmela.
501
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:34,769
She's outta control.
She's spendin' money like we're
the sopranos of park avenue.
502
00:37:34,769 --> 00:37:38,272
But you've noticed her,
which may have been
the point.
503
00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:44,278
Look, before we
run out of time,
504
00:37:44,278 --> 00:37:49,150
i'd like to discuss
what happened when
we were here last week.
505
00:37:52,153 --> 00:37:54,405
How's your car?
506
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:59,293
Did you steal my car
and have it fixed?
507
00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:03,798
We had an agreement:
No gifts.
508
00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:06,300
I didn't want
to see you get robbed.
509
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:11,422
It was you.
You had no right
to steal my car.
510
00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:16,427
- I've been scared to death.
- Why?
511
00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:20,064
It's a violation of my privacy.
What else have you done?
512
00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:25,686
Answer me.
513
00:38:28,189 --> 00:38:30,191
I love you.
514
00:38:30,191 --> 00:38:32,693
Anthony--
i'm in love with you.
515
00:38:34,195 --> 00:38:36,697
I'm sorry.
That's just the way it is.
516
00:38:37,198 --> 00:38:40,201
Okay, let me talk.
No.
It's not the prozac.
517
00:38:43,204 --> 00:38:45,206
I dream about you.
518
00:38:45,206 --> 00:38:47,708
I think about you
all the time.
519
00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:50,211
I can't get excited
about any other women.
520
00:38:51,712 --> 00:38:53,714
There's nothing else
to say.
521
00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:58,719
I love you.
Let me start here.
522
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:03,724
I know this may be
very hard for you
to swallow,
523
00:39:03,724 --> 00:39:07,228
but you're only feeling
this way because we've
made such progress.
524
00:39:07,228 --> 00:39:10,231
What?
I've been gentle.
That's my job.
525
00:39:10,231 --> 00:39:14,735
I listen.
That's what i do best.
526
00:39:14,735 --> 00:39:18,239
I've been a broad, generic
sympathetic woman to you,
527
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,242
because that's what
this work calls for.
528
00:39:23,244 --> 00:39:27,748
You've made me all of
the things you feel are
missing in your wife...
529
00:39:27,748 --> 00:39:30,251
and in your mother.
530
00:39:37,758 --> 00:39:41,762
You're makin' me out to be
some fuckin' mama's boy.
531
00:39:42,263 --> 00:39:46,267
I'm a man...
and you're a woman.
532
00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:48,269
End of story.
533
00:39:48,269 --> 00:39:54,275
And this crap about freud
and every boy wanting to have
sex with his mother--
534
00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:56,277
that's not gonna fly here.
535
00:39:56,277 --> 00:39:59,280
I didn't say that.
536
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,782
I want to make sure we
understand each other.
537
00:40:01,782 --> 00:40:04,785
Yeah, we understand
each other.
538
00:40:06,787 --> 00:40:09,290
You don't love me.
539
00:40:13,794 --> 00:40:16,297
You don't want me to come
back any more, fine.
540
00:40:16,297 --> 00:40:18,799
It's quite the opposite.
541
00:40:18,799 --> 00:40:22,303
This is all a byproduct
of progress.
542
00:40:22,303 --> 00:40:24,305
Has someone been
following me?
543
00:40:27,308 --> 00:40:29,310
Okay, forget it.
544
00:40:29,810 --> 00:40:31,812
I'll see you next week.
545
00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:44,074
All right! Let's go!
546
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,076
Move it!
Remember when you
used to tell me--
547
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:51,081
i always thought you could make
the pros. You coulda done it.
You had a swing like joe di.
548
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:54,585
You're crazy.
What, you think
i'm shittin' you?
549
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:58,088
Yeah, i could barely
hit. 250.
That's because
you didn't want it.
550
00:40:58,088 --> 00:41:02,476
Too busy chasin' skirt.
Chasin' skirt,
your average was. 500.
551
00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:05,479
- Yeah, what happened?
- So what is it you want
to talk about?
552
00:41:06,981 --> 00:41:11,986
Octavian.
You know, augustus.
553
00:41:11,986 --> 00:41:16,490
You fuckin' with me?
No.
Octavian became augustus.
554
00:41:18,993 --> 00:41:21,495
Forget about that.
Bottom line:
555
00:41:21,495 --> 00:41:24,999
Augustus was a caesar--
and everybody loved him,
right?
556
00:41:24,999 --> 00:41:29,003
You know why?
I don't know
that i give a fuck.
557
00:41:29,003 --> 00:41:32,006
Everybody loved him
'cause he never ate alone.
558
00:41:32,506 --> 00:41:36,510
Capisci?
It was the longest time
of peace in rome's history.
559
00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:40,514
He was a fair leader,
and all his people
loved him for that.
560
00:41:40,514 --> 00:41:44,518
This the one that they
stabbed in the back?
No, that was julius.
561
00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:49,523
I'm talkin' about augustus.
He shared his wealth,
and all his people loved him.
562
00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:54,778
You said that three fuckin'
times. I heard it."his people
loved him." what's your point?
563
00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:01,285
Remember the story you told me
about the father bull
talkin' to the son?
564
00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:04,788
They're up on this hill.
They're lookin' down
on a bunch of cows.
565
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,291
The son goes to the father,
566
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,793
"dad, why don't we run
down there and fuck
one of these cows?"
567
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:12,546
You remember what
the father said?
568
00:42:12,546 --> 00:42:16,550
Father says,
"son, why don't we walk down
there and fuck'em all?"
569
00:42:16,550 --> 00:42:19,053
I told you that?
Yeah!
570
00:42:19,553 --> 00:42:21,555
Why don't we
fuck'em all!
571
00:42:21,555 --> 00:42:24,058
That's funny.
572
00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:27,561
Okay, i get your point.
Why don't you just
come out with it...
573
00:42:27,561 --> 00:42:31,065
instead of all this
augustus- octavian shit?
I don't know.
574
00:42:31,565 --> 00:42:35,069
Are you okay?
You been actin'
mesamortelately.
575
00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:38,072
I ain't seen
a long face like that
since you were a kid.
576
00:42:38,072 --> 00:42:43,077
I'm okay. It's just,
uh...bullshit stuff.
Don't worry about it.
577
00:42:43,077 --> 00:42:47,081
You sure?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm okay.
578
00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:54,705
Junior took the 250
you gave him and whacked it up
amongst the top five guys.
579
00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:57,207
You know, so he doesn't
look greedy.
Smart move.
580
00:42:57,207 --> 00:43:00,210
Yeah.
Your uncle may turn out
to be another harry truman.
581
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:03,213
What's that mean?
Truman had a big job
thrust upon him.
582
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:06,216
He didn't want it,
but in the end he made
some pretty wise decisions.
583
00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:10,220
So who knows?
Your uncle may turn out to be
the right man for the job.
584
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:15,225
I fuckin' hope so,
'cause i'll tell you right now,
i don't want the fuckin' job.
585
00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:18,228
Let junior die
from the stress.
586
00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:21,231
It's what gave
jackie the cancer,
god rest his soul.
587
00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,734
"Boss."
Fuck it.
Who needs it?
588
00:43:34,495 --> 00:43:36,997
- It's nice here.
- I can't stand the smell.
589
00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:39,500
Shit, flies all over
the place.
590
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,504
But i could stand here for hours
and watch'em run around.
There's a kind of beauty to it.
591
00:43:44,004 --> 00:43:47,007
I envy them.
I wouldn't go that far.
592
00:43:47,007 --> 00:43:50,511
I would.
They got no bills,
no headaches,
593
00:43:50,511 --> 00:43:52,513
no familycazies
runnin' around.
594
00:43:52,513 --> 00:43:55,516
One horse likes another horse,
they go up to each other,
they fuck. That's it.
595
00:43:55,516 --> 00:43:59,520
No problems,
no hundred questions,
no guilt.
596
00:44:02,022 --> 00:44:04,525
I don't know what the fuck
i'm talkin' about.
597
00:44:04,908 --> 00:44:08,028
So junior whacked up my money
and spread it around, huh?
598
00:44:08,028 --> 00:44:09,530
Yeah.
599
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:13,167
Five bosses, 50 a pop.
Not a bad day's pay.
600
00:44:15,169 --> 00:44:17,671
Still, i wish it
wasn't your money.
601
00:44:17,671 --> 00:44:20,424
You know, it makes me
feel terrible.
602
00:44:23,293 --> 00:44:25,429
What?
603
00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:31,935
You old fuckin' jew.
Here's my share.
604
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:34,938
You think i'm gonna
profit off your tax?
605
00:44:38,058 --> 00:44:40,060
Never entered my mind.
606
00:45:00,214 --> 00:45:03,217
Dr. Melfi--
there's nothin' there,
you know.
607
00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:05,719
You don't have to
explain nothin',
tony.
608
00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:10,224
This psychiatry shit--
609
00:45:10,724 --> 00:45:13,227
apparently, what you're feelin'
is not what you're feelin',
610
00:45:13,227 --> 00:45:16,230
and what you're not feelin'
is your real agenda.
611
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:33,363
You're gonna stick with it,
right?
I don't know.
612
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:35,866
Think you should.
613
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:38,869
You do?
Uh- huh.
614
00:45:41,371 --> 00:45:43,874
I was jealous.
I should've told you--
615
00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,876
no, wait.
Let me finish, tony.
616
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:50,380
I've been thinkin'
a lot about this.
617
00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:55,886
I was jealous of her ability
to help you--
618
00:45:57,387 --> 00:46:00,390
to be a sort of
salvation to you.
619
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:02,893
I talked to father phil,
and...
620
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:06,897
i wanna be that woman
in your life.
621
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:17,407
Carm, you aren't just
in my life.
622
00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:19,409
You are my life.
623
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:26,416
Come here.
624
00:46:43,817 --> 00:46:45,819
Okay, i'm no good
at speeches.
625
00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:48,939
Yeah,
you owe him a fuckin' dime,
you'll hear some great speeches.
626
00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:52,326
- Shut up. Let me talk. -
627
00:46:52,326 --> 00:46:54,828
go ahead, talk.
I was only kiddin'. Go ahead.
628
00:46:55,329 --> 00:46:57,698
I'd like everybody
to raise their glasses.
629
00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:10,594
Okay, uh--
630
00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:14,598
he taught me
as much as anybody,
'cept for maybe my father.
631
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,102
Even if he wasn't my uncle,
632
00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:22,606
i'd be
standin' here sayin'...
633
00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:26,109
- to our new boss, salud.
-
634
00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:31,532
to junior.
635
00:47:31,532 --> 00:47:33,283
Junior.
636
00:47:35,035 --> 00:47:36,637
To junior.
637
00:47:36,637 --> 00:47:39,740
Salud.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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