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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:22,048 Uh, good morning, Dad. 2 00:00:22,173 --> 00:00:23,549 Good morning, Jennifer. 3 00:00:23,674 --> 00:00:25,092 When you were in school, 4 00:00:25,218 --> 00:00:26,844 did you ever cut class? 5 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:30,932 Uh... yeah. I guess I did. Most kids cut classes. 6 00:00:31,057 --> 00:00:32,808 Good. Sign this. 7 00:00:33,643 --> 00:00:36,103 Have your mother sign it. I'm late. 8 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:37,980 But mom doesn't understand. 9 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,066 She never cut classes. 10 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:42,109 Mommy never cut classes. 11 00:00:42,235 --> 00:00:44,278 Will you stop copying me? 12 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:47,240 Jack, what about breakfast? 13 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:48,407 I haven't got time. 14 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:49,784 You've got to make time. 15 00:00:49,909 --> 00:00:51,911 You can't start your day without a good breakfast. 16 00:00:52,036 --> 00:00:53,746 I made it for you. 17 00:00:53,871 --> 00:00:55,790 Breakfast is my class project. 18 00:00:55,915 --> 00:00:57,041 What did you make? 19 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:59,293 Spaghetti and one hard-boiled egg. 20 00:01:01,003 --> 00:01:03,630 Tell you what. Hold the spaghetti, throw in another egg, 21 00:01:03,755 --> 00:01:05,173 and I'll eat it in the car. 22 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,095 Jack! 23 00:01:10,387 --> 00:01:11,721 Jack. 24 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:13,348 You stop, or I'll shoot! 25 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:14,808 Jack! 26 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:16,893 Go away. I'm late. 27 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:18,144 What's in the cup? 28 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:19,609 Herbal tea? 29 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:21,064 Liar. Give it to me. 30 00:01:21,202 --> 00:01:22,661 But I like coffee. It picks me up. 31 00:01:22,755 --> 00:01:23,898 It never lets me down. 32 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:26,486 It also gives you heartburn and flattens your adrenals. 33 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:28,196 How's it feel, always being right? 34 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:29,739 I revel in it. 35 00:01:29,948 --> 00:01:31,741 Watch your toes, Mother Teresa. 36 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:35,787 I love you! 37 00:01:36,037 --> 00:01:38,456 Sure. Bring it up now when I'm going to work. 38 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,127 Ugh. 39 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:46,131 Oh, great. 40 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:50,218 Don't they teach those kids anything? 41 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:53,220 You're supposed to put them in cold water after you boil them. 42 00:01:54,263 --> 00:01:55,556 Aw. 43 00:01:56,056 --> 00:01:57,391 Wonderful. 44 00:01:59,685 --> 00:02:01,020 Ugh. 45 00:02:04,189 --> 00:02:05,441 Not bad. 46 00:02:07,318 --> 00:02:08,986 If you did contribute, 47 00:02:09,194 --> 00:02:12,323 the lord will guarantee you a place in heaven. 48 00:02:12,531 --> 00:02:14,499 Will there be weeping and gnashing of teeth? 49 00:02:14,575 --> 00:02:15,993 Or will the gates of-- 50 00:02:16,107 --> 00:02:17,817 Jesus said, "don't talk to me 51 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:19,288 when I'm talking to you." 52 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:26,128 Wouldn't you like Rev. Archie's edited Bible in your own home? 53 00:02:32,259 --> 00:02:34,178 Aw, jeez! 54 00:02:34,595 --> 00:02:36,639 My fault. It was my fault. 55 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:40,642 I should've told him to boil the other egg. 56 00:02:45,271 --> 00:02:46,689 You son of a bitch! 57 00:02:46,939 --> 00:02:49,317 Try that again, you moron! 58 00:03:04,332 --> 00:03:05,958 Hey, excuse me. 59 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:07,710 Hello? 60 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,003 Sorry, pal. I'm late. 61 00:03:09,212 --> 00:03:11,297 Am I supposed to wait all day? 62 00:03:15,301 --> 00:03:18,888 Aw, this is great! Nice way to start the day. 63 00:03:20,181 --> 00:03:22,058 Oh, God. 64 00:03:22,308 --> 00:03:23,976 I'm not built for this. 65 00:03:25,561 --> 00:03:27,105 I'll corner that guy at lunchtime 66 00:03:27,355 --> 00:03:28,689 and strangle him. 67 00:03:29,356 --> 00:03:30,774 I'm late now. 68 00:03:33,568 --> 00:03:35,028 Why do they need these anyway? 69 00:03:35,237 --> 00:03:36,571 I've worked here 10 years. 70 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:38,365 They know me by now. 71 00:03:38,699 --> 00:03:40,701 Another stupid thing. 72 00:03:40,909 --> 00:03:42,202 Great. I'm late again. 73 00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:43,995 This is going to look good. 74 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:48,125 You descend and maintain 12,000. 75 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:51,211 Pan Am 3, descend to 15,000. 76 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:54,506 Turn right to 2-5-0 degrees. 77 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:57,342 This is Pan Am 3. Say again. 78 00:03:57,592 --> 00:04:00,554 I say again, descend to 15,000 79 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:03,598 and turn right to 2-5-0. 80 00:04:04,015 --> 00:04:06,476 There's a Lufthansa jumbo in that space. 81 00:04:06,685 --> 00:04:08,812 Are you trying to mate us? 82 00:04:09,312 --> 00:04:11,356 Uh, Pan Am 3, disregard. 83 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:13,442 Maintain at, uh, 17,000 84 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:15,944 and present heading 2-2-0. 85 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:30,249 United 3-2, turn right heading 1-7-0. 86 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:34,086 American 4-1, reduce 10 knots. 87 00:04:34,587 --> 00:04:37,381 You, November 3-4-7 Gulf... 88 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:39,717 Where are you? 89 00:04:40,843 --> 00:04:42,303 Where the hell are you? 90 00:04:42,928 --> 00:04:44,013 Come in! 91 00:04:44,221 --> 00:04:46,515 Where are you? Acknowledge, please! 92 00:04:46,724 --> 00:04:49,101 Acknowledge, please! Where are you? 93 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,311 It's O.K., Jack. 94 00:04:50,553 --> 00:04:52,472 I don't know where this small plane is! 95 00:04:52,521 --> 00:04:53,814 I can't find it. 96 00:04:54,023 --> 00:04:55,191 Jack. 97 00:04:55,608 --> 00:04:57,526 A fly landed on your screen. 98 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:00,696 I hate flies! 99 00:05:01,489 --> 00:05:02,823 I hate them. 100 00:05:03,115 --> 00:05:05,117 Filthy things. They do that. 101 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:08,411 Come on, Jack. Let's take your break. 102 00:05:08,703 --> 00:05:10,538 Can't you pull some strings? 103 00:05:10,747 --> 00:05:14,042 The agency gave you a mandatory five. 104 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,878 You've been landing planes for 13 years. 105 00:05:17,086 --> 00:05:18,630 Face it. You're burned out. 106 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,548 It's not a dirty word. 107 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:23,301 You need this rest. 108 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:24,886 I can't believe this! 109 00:05:25,094 --> 00:05:27,472 Just because of a stinking fly. 110 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:34,604 Ow! Oh, gee! 111 00:05:34,813 --> 00:05:36,397 Ow! Rats! Ohh! 112 00:05:36,648 --> 00:05:38,274 Ow, that hurt! 113 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:39,401 Ahh! 114 00:05:39,518 --> 00:05:40,811 What's he kicking, mom? 115 00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:42,529 I don't know. 116 00:05:43,071 --> 00:05:45,448 He's just a little overworked. 117 00:05:45,865 --> 00:05:47,659 You know your father. 118 00:05:47,992 --> 00:05:49,828 Daddy, can I drive? 119 00:05:50,036 --> 00:05:52,664 Sure! I figured we'd divvy it up. 120 00:05:52,914 --> 00:05:54,791 You take the second 100 miles. 121 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:58,585 Are you going to keep doing that? 122 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:01,338 Knock it off. Thank you. 123 00:06:04,007 --> 00:06:05,425 I've forgotten something. 124 00:06:05,634 --> 00:06:07,177 What have I forgotten? 125 00:06:07,386 --> 00:06:10,722 Only the wallpaper, but we can get some on the road. 126 00:06:12,349 --> 00:06:14,184 Don't mock me, Sandy. 127 00:06:14,393 --> 00:06:16,270 It's the first time I've gone on one of these things. 128 00:06:16,478 --> 00:06:17,771 I'm nervous. 129 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:19,606 I know. Sorry. 130 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:21,205 Is everyone wearing seat belts? 131 00:06:21,322 --> 00:06:22,260 Dad! 132 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,485 All right. Here we go. 133 00:06:23,694 --> 00:06:24,903 All right! 134 00:06:25,112 --> 00:06:27,364 - All right! - Yeah! 135 00:06:27,573 --> 00:06:29,950 Can't wait to swim in the ocean! 136 00:06:30,158 --> 00:06:31,326 Whoo-hoo! 137 00:06:31,535 --> 00:06:34,121 Next stop, Citrus Cove, Florida. 138 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:40,294 Daddy, I have to pee. 139 00:06:40,752 --> 00:06:42,796 Now I know what I forgot. 140 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,423 How many rooms are there? 141 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,841 It's three bedrooms. 142 00:06:47,049 --> 00:06:47,967 It's on the beach. 143 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,095 It was nice of Hal to find the place. 144 00:06:51,304 --> 00:06:54,056 And to say that I'm cracking up. 145 00:06:54,265 --> 00:06:57,393 You're not. You just need a rest. 146 00:06:57,602 --> 00:07:00,146 We just got back from Hawaii. 147 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,940 Jack, that was our honeymoon. 148 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,234 Yeah. 149 00:07:05,776 --> 00:07:07,528 This might be fun. 150 00:07:16,078 --> 00:07:17,538 Rise and shine, everybody! 151 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:18,789 We're here! 152 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:23,252 Hey, look, water! 153 00:07:23,461 --> 00:07:24,629 Could we go swimming? 154 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,088 Could we go swimming? 155 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:28,758 The water is beautiful! 156 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:30,593 I told you I'd find Florida. 157 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:33,929 Now you have to find Citrus Cove. 158 00:07:34,429 --> 00:07:35,847 Found it. 159 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,106 Beach Lane. Good navigating, honey. 160 00:07:45,315 --> 00:07:46,274 Thank you. 161 00:07:47,108 --> 00:07:48,360 What are we looking for? 162 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:49,819 411... 163 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:52,072 - 413... - 413... 164 00:07:52,962 --> 00:07:54,297 415! This is it. 165 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,825 Ohh! 166 00:07:57,118 --> 00:07:58,495 Hal is a friend. 167 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,705 It's two stories. It's redwood. 168 00:08:00,956 --> 00:08:03,667 Can I have the room with the balcony? 169 00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:06,127 This is great! 170 00:08:06,461 --> 00:08:07,754 Oh, my goodness! 171 00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:11,216 Watch me shoot some baskets! 172 00:08:11,841 --> 00:08:14,219 O.K., Daddy, here I go! 173 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,429 It really is very lovely. 174 00:08:16,638 --> 00:08:18,890 I hope the keys are in the mailbox. 175 00:08:19,182 --> 00:08:21,267 Just like the old man said. 176 00:08:21,476 --> 00:08:22,810 O.K., let's go! 177 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,937 Hurry! 178 00:08:25,145 --> 00:08:26,480 All right, contestants, 179 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:28,524 let's see what's behind door number one! 180 00:08:29,984 --> 00:08:32,403 Oh, Jack! Oh, it's beautiful! 181 00:08:32,611 --> 00:08:34,613 Look at these glass pieces! 182 00:08:34,863 --> 00:08:36,532 Mom, this is huge! 183 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:38,867 They got a piano! 184 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:41,578 Oh, honey, look at the view! 185 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,080 We're right on the water! 186 00:08:43,288 --> 00:08:44,623 Wow! 187 00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:50,462 Whew! 188 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,343 It's a brochure. 189 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:58,220 It's a postcard. 190 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:00,222 Don't run up those stairs. 191 00:09:00,764 --> 00:09:02,057 Move, Bobby! 192 00:09:02,307 --> 00:09:03,726 I'm trying. They're heavy! 193 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,352 So is this. 194 00:09:05,894 --> 00:09:06,854 Hi. 195 00:09:08,772 --> 00:09:10,149 Archie! 196 00:09:10,357 --> 00:09:12,567 It's O.K. He's just barking. 197 00:09:12,775 --> 00:09:14,819 Just barking. Don't be afraid. 198 00:09:15,028 --> 00:09:16,404 Come on, Arch! 199 00:09:16,946 --> 00:09:19,657 He always barks at people he likes. 200 00:09:20,366 --> 00:09:21,659 Come on, Arch! 201 00:09:22,326 --> 00:09:24,579 He must really like you. 202 00:09:25,079 --> 00:09:27,415 Archie, get your ass up here right now! 203 00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:32,920 Where am I putting these? 204 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:35,923 Don't throw off my balance. 205 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:39,719 Finish emptying the U-Haul tomorrow. 206 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,430 I'm putting my suffering into one day. 207 00:09:43,139 --> 00:09:44,891 I don't mind unloading bags. 208 00:09:45,141 --> 00:09:46,976 I just don't want to do it for a living. 209 00:09:48,686 --> 00:09:50,480 I'll go to the grocery store. 210 00:09:51,189 --> 00:09:53,399 You can take the kids swimming. 211 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:57,320 Aw, gee! I forgot my bathing suit. 212 00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:59,529 I guess I can't go in the water all summer. 213 00:10:00,447 --> 00:10:03,492 Nobody cares what you look like in a bathing suit. 214 00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:05,452 That's just it. 215 00:10:05,994 --> 00:10:07,412 I'll get you one. 216 00:10:07,621 --> 00:10:08,914 I won't wear it 217 00:10:09,122 --> 00:10:11,666 until I lose maybe 3 or 4 pounds. 218 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:14,586 I love how you look in a bathing suit. 219 00:10:15,462 --> 00:10:17,380 My mother was right. You're twisted. 220 00:10:17,589 --> 00:10:18,924 Mm-hmm. 221 00:10:21,176 --> 00:10:22,677 Grrr! 222 00:10:37,317 --> 00:10:38,568 What are you looking at? 223 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:40,445 Uh... nothing, dad. 224 00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:41,530 Yeah. Me neither. 225 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:42,644 Hey, Dad! 226 00:10:42,739 --> 00:10:43,740 We want to go in! 227 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,408 You guys go swimming. 228 00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:47,452 Aren't you coming? 229 00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:51,413 I don't want to get too wet my first day. 230 00:10:51,622 --> 00:10:53,499 All right. Can you hold these? 231 00:10:53,707 --> 00:10:56,585 Sure. There you go. 232 00:11:00,798 --> 00:11:02,800 This thing works pretty good for 8 bucks. 233 00:11:04,468 --> 00:11:06,053 How do you shut it off? 234 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:07,721 Equalizer. 235 00:11:14,937 --> 00:11:16,438 Loud, aren't they? 236 00:11:17,606 --> 00:11:19,233 Jack Chester. I'm your neighbor. 237 00:11:19,441 --> 00:11:20,484 And you're... 238 00:11:20,693 --> 00:11:22,486 Having lunch. 239 00:11:22,695 --> 00:11:24,446 Mmm. Looks good. 240 00:11:25,948 --> 00:11:27,992 Just enjoy. I don't want to bother you. 241 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,537 I'll join you later for martinis. 242 00:11:33,622 --> 00:11:34,915 Kidding. 243 00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,084 Just watching my kids. 244 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,043 I'll be here. 245 00:11:40,587 --> 00:11:42,046 Enjoy. 246 00:12:05,153 --> 00:12:06,654 Aah! 247 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:11,201 Don't worry. It's dead. 248 00:12:11,451 --> 00:12:13,077 I told you not to do that. 249 00:12:13,995 --> 00:12:15,538 She told me to do it. 250 00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:16,789 Enough! 251 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:18,625 Enough. Just take it away. 252 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,585 Dad, you're red. 253 00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:22,003 Good. 254 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:25,298 I wanted to get a little color. 255 00:12:26,632 --> 00:12:28,550 That's a good base. 256 00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:30,344 That's a good base. 257 00:12:30,677 --> 00:12:33,055 You got to do this in stages. 258 00:12:33,722 --> 00:12:35,515 - I'll put this on. - Ow! 259 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,142 Does it look bad? 260 00:12:37,392 --> 00:12:39,645 Your nose would show on a satellite photo. 261 00:12:40,979 --> 00:12:43,899 I'm O.K. if I don't make many turns. 262 00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:45,692 Where are we going? 263 00:12:46,902 --> 00:12:48,570 A place called the Yachthouse. 264 00:12:48,779 --> 00:12:50,072 It has fresh seafood. 265 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,990 Let's talk lobster. 266 00:12:52,199 --> 00:12:54,451 Yeah! Lobster! 267 00:13:03,001 --> 00:13:04,795 Would that be a 3-pounder? 268 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,755 3 1/4 pounds. 269 00:13:06,964 --> 00:13:08,048 Perfect. 270 00:13:08,715 --> 00:13:10,592 Yours is the next table. 271 00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:12,010 Ahem. 272 00:13:12,219 --> 00:13:13,303 Oh. Sorry. 273 00:13:13,512 --> 00:13:15,137 Excuse me. You're next. 274 00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:16,639 I'm not next. 275 00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:18,474 I'm down the line. 276 00:13:18,683 --> 00:13:20,268 I'm checking my dinner. 277 00:13:20,851 --> 00:13:22,103 Sorry. 278 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:25,523 Excuse me. Pardon. Pardon. 279 00:13:25,731 --> 00:13:27,066 Sorry. Oops! 280 00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:34,240 Excuse me. 281 00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:35,616 How does it look? 282 00:13:35,825 --> 00:13:37,118 It'll be a while yet. 283 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:39,912 I got mints and toothpicks to hold us over. 284 00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:43,958 Hey. 285 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:47,003 The same guy is in all the pictures. 286 00:13:48,754 --> 00:13:50,673 Captain Al Pellet. 287 00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:53,426 He's won seven years straight. 288 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,219 I guess he's good. 289 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,849 Wow! They're big! 290 00:14:00,099 --> 00:14:01,183 Excuse me, sir. 291 00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:03,436 How much longer? 292 00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:06,730 Yours should be the very next table. 293 00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:08,857 Great. I'm starving. 294 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,233 So am I. 295 00:14:10,442 --> 00:14:11,818 It's been hours we've waited. 296 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,945 Excuse me, little lady. 297 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,530 Excuse me. 298 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,532 Excuse me. 299 00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:19,951 Good evening, Mr. Pellet. 300 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,162 How were your winds today? 301 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,997 Just fine. 302 00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:25,874 There will be five of us. 303 00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:28,626 Would you, uh, part the waves 304 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,670 and let my party through, please? 305 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,347 It's O.K. It's O.K. 306 00:14:41,973 --> 00:14:43,558 I thought we were the next table of five. 307 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,394 Your table should be ready shortly. 308 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,563 What about that group? 309 00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:52,150 Mr. Pellet had a reservation. 310 00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:53,942 You don't take reservations. 311 00:14:54,151 --> 00:14:56,779 We don't, except for Mr. Pellet. 312 00:14:56,987 --> 00:15:01,033 We'll have a table ready for you any moment. 313 00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:04,078 I see several are drinking their coffees now. 314 00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:06,663 Look at the menu. 315 00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:09,917 I know what we're having. Lobster. 316 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,001 Bravo. 317 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,336 Bravo. 318 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,881 It's O.K. I took care of everything. 319 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,174 We're next. 320 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,218 Nobody tells me I can't sit. 321 00:15:19,426 --> 00:15:20,761 I'll sit when I want. 322 00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:22,805 We're next. We sit next. 323 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,723 No need for those. 324 00:15:24,932 --> 00:15:27,643 Let's all have the lobster. 325 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,311 Show us what you got. 326 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,688 And, Stan, no arguments. 327 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:35,109 This dinner is on you. 328 00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:37,986 He thought I'd say, "on me." 329 00:15:39,029 --> 00:15:40,322 Huh? 330 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:44,409 Hey. 331 00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:52,583 Maybe they're just taking them for a walk. 332 00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:55,711 Look at these beauties. 333 00:15:55,962 --> 00:15:57,797 Hey! Don't serve those. 334 00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,013 What are you doing? 335 00:15:59,099 --> 00:16:00,177 These are my lobsters. 336 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,551 You're lobsters? 337 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:02,802 You got my table. 338 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:03,928 You're not getting my lobsters. 339 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,680 This is your table? 340 00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:09,016 My table! 341 00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:10,726 Oh, I see. 342 00:16:10,977 --> 00:16:12,895 This is your table, 343 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,148 and these are your lobsters. 344 00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:16,482 Right. 345 00:16:16,691 --> 00:16:20,278 I suppose this is your wife, hmm? 346 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,573 Is this your tie? 347 00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:23,491 Nope. 348 00:16:23,673 --> 00:16:24,734 Is this your shirt? 349 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:25,668 Mm-mm. 350 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,230 Is this your belt? 351 00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:29,537 Are these your shorts? 352 00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:32,122 I've been driving all day. 353 00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:33,540 We just get into town. 354 00:16:33,707 --> 00:16:35,083 I'm waiting two hours. 355 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,002 You just got into town. 356 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:39,379 I've been in town for 30 years. 357 00:16:39,546 --> 00:16:40,922 30 years! 358 00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:42,215 Every summer, 359 00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:45,218 you renters think you can take over the town. 360 00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:47,721 Boil them. 361 00:16:48,096 --> 00:16:49,431 Wait a minute. 362 00:16:49,598 --> 00:16:53,393 Signore, we'll have a table for you in 20 minutes. 363 00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:57,856 Forget it. 364 00:16:58,023 --> 00:17:00,108 We're going to a good restaurant. 365 00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:03,987 You don't want to eat where there's rats. 366 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:05,614 I found rats in the back. 367 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:06,907 How disgusting. 368 00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:09,159 Ohh! A whole nest of rats. 369 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:12,370 Sorry. He was obviously a slob. 370 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:14,080 This is it? 371 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,082 There's the barnacle. 372 00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:17,876 There's the boat off the dock. 373 00:17:18,035 --> 00:17:20,870 The guy at the gas station said the food's great. 374 00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:22,922 And it's the only place open. 375 00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:27,384 Well, it's got character and live entertainment. 376 00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:29,220 I don't want any complaints. 377 00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:31,764 Let's sit and enjoy ourselves. 378 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,069 This place sucks. 379 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,239 Where'd you learn that? 380 00:17:48,864 --> 00:17:51,534 I told her never to say things suck. 381 00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:53,827 Look. An ugly pirate. 382 00:17:53,994 --> 00:17:56,747 Oh. Really? 383 00:17:56,914 --> 00:17:58,499 Where? 384 00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:00,543 Hello, me buccaneers. 385 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,294 Me name's Scully. 386 00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:05,631 What might your name be, me lass? 387 00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:07,550 My name's Laurie. 388 00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:09,467 Where's your hand? 389 00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:14,013 Oh, I don't think you want to know that. 390 00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:18,935 What's it going to be? 391 00:18:19,102 --> 00:18:20,812 Can you recommend something? 392 00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:22,230 Absolutely. 393 00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:25,525 Scully's catch of the day. 394 00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:27,402 It's fresh grouper. 395 00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:28,987 It's lightly breaded, 396 00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:31,573 sauteed to a golden brown 397 00:18:31,739 --> 00:18:33,950 in lemon butter and shallots, 398 00:18:34,158 --> 00:18:36,995 with a teasing hint of dijon. 399 00:18:37,704 --> 00:18:38,830 We'll take five. 400 00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:40,456 Cortez! 401 00:18:40,623 --> 00:18:41,833 Si, señor. 402 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,877 Cinco Scully's catch of the day. 403 00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:48,214 Cinco Scully's catches of the day. 404 00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:50,425 Bon appetit. 405 00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:52,552 Thank you very much. 406 00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:54,137 Isn't this place nice? 407 00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,055 Always listen to gas station attendants. 408 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,639 They know where to eat. 409 00:18:57,848 --> 00:19:01,101 Huh? What are you doing? 410 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,603 It's O.K., honey, 411 00:19:02,769 --> 00:19:04,855 it's just Noxzema. 412 00:19:05,022 --> 00:19:07,858 You were moaning in your sleep about your sunburn. 413 00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:09,443 Why did you remind me? 414 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,069 Ow! It hurts! 415 00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:12,529 Oh, poor baby. 416 00:19:12,696 --> 00:19:13,989 I'm not a baby. 417 00:19:14,156 --> 00:19:16,700 Mommy, make it go away. It hurts. 418 00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:18,327 Oh! 419 00:19:18,744 --> 00:19:20,412 I hate the sun! 420 00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:21,496 I know. 421 00:19:21,705 --> 00:19:25,208 Ohh... but I love this house. 422 00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:27,919 Ooh, I love you. 423 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:30,213 Ooh! Mm! Ooh! 424 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,549 We should rent this house every summer. 425 00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,885 I'll talk to the guy in the morning. 426 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,555 You smell so good. 427 00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:39,931 It's the Noxzema. 428 00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:41,767 Put some over here. 429 00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:43,101 You're not burnt there. 430 00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:44,478 I know. 431 00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:57,323 Sandy, did you hear that? 432 00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,824 Get up. 433 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:03,996 Archie, if that's you, I'll kill you. 434 00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:17,843 Archie, what did you do? 435 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,637 What's going on? 436 00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:29,605 Archie, there's somebody at the front door. 437 00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:31,482 Go see who it is. 438 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,738 O.K., you cover me. 439 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,912 Freeze, asshole! 440 00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:47,719 Take anything you want from the house. 441 00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:49,207 Just don't harm the children. 442 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,042 I won't. 443 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,252 Jack... 444 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,296 Jack, what's going on? 445 00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:56,185 Daddy... 446 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,293 I'll handle this. 447 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,550 Who the hell are you? 448 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,677 We're the three bears! Who the hell are you? 449 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,220 I'm Dan Gardner, 450 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,389 the owner of this house. 451 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,726 Look, Dan. I don't know how many owners there are, 452 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,978 but I rented this house from Elwin Haskell. 453 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,354 You rented-- 454 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,232 May I see your receipt? 455 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,276 You want to see my receipt? 456 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:19,904 Where the hell's my receipt? 457 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,114 It's on the table. 458 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,908 Is this a time-share place? 459 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,660 Here. Month of July. 460 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,328 Jack Chester, that's moi. 461 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,039 415 Beach Road, $2,000! 462 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,960 415 Beach Road? 463 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,378 That's right. 464 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,756 This house 465 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,801 is 415 Beach Lane. 466 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,602 Aha! 467 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,065 This must be yours. 468 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,526 Come on in. 469 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,113 You have wonderful closet space. 470 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,824 It makes life so much easier. 471 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,160 Ahem. 472 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,412 Come on, Arch. 473 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,914 Come on, Arch. 474 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,499 Archie, come on! 475 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:17,168 O.K., kids, upstairs. Let's go. 476 00:22:20,713 --> 00:22:22,298 This should do it. 477 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:25,843 It's just kibble. 478 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:28,137 You have a vacuum cleaner? 479 00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:29,764 That's enough. 480 00:22:30,848 --> 00:22:32,517 Do you have a dustpan? 481 00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:34,310 You could leave that. 482 00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:36,687 You might have a visitor, 483 00:22:36,854 --> 00:22:38,731 and they have a dog. 484 00:22:38,898 --> 00:22:40,399 This is excellent. 485 00:22:40,566 --> 00:22:41,776 Excellent. 486 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,028 Archie, let's go. 487 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:46,030 Last time, you got sick. 488 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,490 Come on, Archie. 489 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,576 Here we go. Goodbye! Come on. 490 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,997 Have a nice summer. 491 00:23:01,504 --> 00:23:04,130 I, uh... forgot my Noxzema. 492 00:23:08,927 --> 00:23:11,054 Have a little patience, dear. 493 00:23:11,471 --> 00:23:13,765 He does have a bad burn. 494 00:23:15,183 --> 00:23:16,768 And my daughter. 495 00:23:17,269 --> 00:23:19,104 I wet my bed, Daddy. 496 00:23:19,312 --> 00:23:22,274 No, sweetheart. You didn't wet your bed. You wet their bed. 497 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,383 Flies! We got flies. 498 00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:50,427 They followed me from Atlanta. 499 00:23:50,594 --> 00:23:51,844 Got you! 500 00:23:53,971 --> 00:23:55,264 Banana? 501 00:23:55,431 --> 00:23:56,682 A little. 502 00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:58,601 I called the plumber! 503 00:23:58,767 --> 00:24:00,728 He might be here this afternoon. 504 00:24:00,895 --> 00:24:03,564 The landlord pays for repairs. 505 00:24:03,731 --> 00:24:07,276 I can't reach him. He's in intensive care. 506 00:24:18,787 --> 00:24:20,039 Thank you. 507 00:24:20,497 --> 00:24:22,041 Get out of here! 508 00:24:24,835 --> 00:24:27,212 Pass the milk, please! 509 00:24:27,379 --> 00:24:28,172 Here! 510 00:24:28,339 --> 00:24:29,548 Thank you! 511 00:24:37,306 --> 00:24:38,474 Here we go. 512 00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:41,726 Great. Great. 513 00:24:43,019 --> 00:24:44,312 What is this? 514 00:24:44,854 --> 00:24:46,189 What is this? 515 00:24:57,575 --> 00:24:58,868 Honey, you're wearing pajamas. 516 00:24:59,035 --> 00:25:00,161 I know, I know. 517 00:25:00,328 --> 00:25:01,412 Excuse me. 518 00:25:02,789 --> 00:25:04,582 Why are you going through here? 519 00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:08,336 Oh, perfect. 520 00:25:10,546 --> 00:25:12,006 Come on through. 521 00:25:12,173 --> 00:25:14,634 I'm Joe Public. Welcome to my beach. 522 00:25:18,054 --> 00:25:22,100 Sandy, I'm going to take Laurie to nursery school. I'll be at the beach later. 523 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,936 Wait, let me get my stuff. 524 00:25:26,646 --> 00:25:28,981 This isn't a nude beach. 525 00:25:29,147 --> 00:25:30,649 Oh, daddy. 526 00:25:30,816 --> 00:25:32,567 Who do you think you are -- Lolita? 527 00:25:34,111 --> 00:25:36,738 Hi. Just move in? 528 00:25:36,905 --> 00:25:37,823 Uh-huh. 529 00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:38,907 I'm Russ. 530 00:25:39,074 --> 00:25:40,534 Hi. Jennifer. 531 00:25:40,742 --> 00:25:42,160 This is Annie. 532 00:25:42,327 --> 00:25:44,287 That's a CPR doll. 533 00:25:44,454 --> 00:25:45,789 Yeah, I teach CPR. 534 00:25:45,956 --> 00:25:48,166 I'm known as Mr. Mouth-to-mouth. 535 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:51,712 Hey, Jennifer, let's take Laurie to nursery school. 536 00:25:52,254 --> 00:25:54,214 Not today, Dad. 537 00:25:54,548 --> 00:25:56,967 I thought you'd left already. 538 00:25:57,134 --> 00:25:59,094 Laurie, you forgot your lunch, sweetheart. 539 00:26:00,429 --> 00:26:02,180 Should she talk to him? 540 00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:03,928 Why not? 541 00:26:04,036 --> 00:26:05,726 Are you crazy? He's a lifeguard. 542 00:26:05,892 --> 00:26:07,477 They're all sex maniacs. 543 00:26:07,644 --> 00:26:10,439 His gonads are screaming "me first." 544 00:26:10,605 --> 00:26:12,649 Don't worry. 545 00:26:12,941 --> 00:26:14,359 I'll be around her. 546 00:26:14,526 --> 00:26:16,028 I'll see you later. 547 00:26:16,278 --> 00:26:18,487 O.K., ladies, let's go! 548 00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:24,869 Hey, pops. 549 00:26:25,161 --> 00:26:27,079 Take a bow. Jack off. 550 00:26:27,538 --> 00:26:29,165 That guy looks like John Madden. 551 00:26:29,331 --> 00:26:33,294 Oh, great. We live next door to lifeguards. 552 00:26:35,171 --> 00:26:36,881 A whole gaggle of them. 553 00:26:37,548 --> 00:26:39,383 Well, I guess I won't drown. 554 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:48,059 Mom, they whistled at us. 555 00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:49,810 Don't look! 556 00:26:53,564 --> 00:26:56,233 The one on the left was so cute! 557 00:26:57,109 --> 00:26:59,862 Ow! Hot, hot! 558 00:27:00,071 --> 00:27:02,406 Oh, uh, boy! 559 00:27:02,573 --> 00:27:04,992 Ow! We should've brought shoes. 560 00:27:06,118 --> 00:27:08,995 I can't walk anymore. My feet are burning. 561 00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:11,956 O.K., just hop up on Daddy. 562 00:27:12,207 --> 00:27:13,458 Hot! 563 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,418 There you go. There's my girl. 564 00:27:15,628 --> 00:27:17,003 Hold on. 565 00:27:17,128 --> 00:27:19,047 Whew, boy! 566 00:27:19,214 --> 00:27:20,673 Here we go. 567 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,509 We have to find Mommy now. 568 00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:24,094 Excuse me. 569 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:25,136 Ow! 570 00:27:25,303 --> 00:27:26,429 Jeez, I'm sorry. 571 00:27:26,596 --> 00:27:28,807 That was my hand, mister! 572 00:27:28,973 --> 00:27:30,141 Sorry about that. 573 00:27:30,308 --> 00:27:31,643 Oh! Oh! 574 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,311 Oh! Oh! 575 00:27:34,437 --> 00:27:36,189 It's this darn cooler. 576 00:27:36,397 --> 00:27:38,149 The thing broke off. 577 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:40,819 I'm waiting for a part from Minneapolis. 578 00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:43,863 Lift up your foot! 579 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,074 You're getting sand in my lens! 580 00:27:47,117 --> 00:27:49,452 Send the bill to 415 Beach Lane. 581 00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:51,538 Damn right I will! 582 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,331 You big bozo. 583 00:27:53,498 --> 00:27:55,083 That's our lunch! 584 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,209 Watch it, that's my hat. 585 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,669 Hey, honky! 586 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:00,379 Aah! 587 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:04,049 Oh, sorry. It's just ice water. 588 00:28:05,843 --> 00:28:07,302 Hey, what are you... 589 00:28:07,469 --> 00:28:08,637 You should've covered it. 590 00:28:08,804 --> 00:28:10,305 Watch it! 591 00:28:12,015 --> 00:28:13,725 You shouldn't cook here. 592 00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:15,602 Where's your mother? 593 00:28:15,811 --> 00:28:17,271 Sandy! 594 00:28:18,021 --> 00:28:19,439 Jack! 595 00:28:20,858 --> 00:28:22,609 Didn't you hear me calling? 596 00:28:23,152 --> 00:28:24,945 I've been all over. 597 00:28:25,779 --> 00:28:27,406 O.K., sweetheart, get down. 598 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:30,242 Oh, am I glad to be here. 599 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:31,994 I'm glad you're here. 600 00:28:32,161 --> 00:28:35,497 Can you finish blowing up Bobby's raft? 601 00:28:39,126 --> 00:28:40,294 Yeah. 602 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:42,129 I'm breathing out, anyway. 603 00:28:43,005 --> 00:28:44,298 What the heck. 604 00:28:45,047 --> 00:28:46,340 Thank you. 605 00:28:50,094 --> 00:28:51,804 How was nursery school? 606 00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:55,224 It was great. She graduated. 607 00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:56,225 What? 608 00:28:56,392 --> 00:28:58,936 Yeah. Mother Goose retired. 609 00:28:59,187 --> 00:29:00,646 What a shame. 610 00:29:01,856 --> 00:29:04,775 You want to build a sand castle? 611 00:29:04,942 --> 00:29:06,402 Yeah. 612 00:29:09,197 --> 00:29:10,239 Hey, Sandy. 613 00:29:10,406 --> 00:29:11,657 Yeah? 614 00:29:12,241 --> 00:29:13,868 What's Jennifer doing there? 615 00:29:14,035 --> 00:29:15,578 Talking with her new friend. 616 00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:17,205 Do we want that? 617 00:29:17,371 --> 00:29:18,789 They're just talking. 618 00:29:19,582 --> 00:29:22,001 That's how she got here, remember? 619 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,048 Hey, Dad! 620 00:29:30,218 --> 00:29:31,719 Here's your raft. 621 00:29:31,886 --> 00:29:33,720 I want to play frisbee. 622 00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:35,138 Here, catch. 623 00:29:44,022 --> 00:29:45,732 Bobby, throw long. 624 00:29:45,899 --> 00:29:47,192 Go! 625 00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:48,985 Hey, nice one. 626 00:29:56,993 --> 00:30:00,247 Albert, you octopus, you. 627 00:30:01,539 --> 00:30:03,583 Hey, what are you doing? 628 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,502 Your wife's on my whammo. 629 00:30:06,086 --> 00:30:07,295 Get out of here. 630 00:30:07,504 --> 00:30:08,546 Sure, why not? 631 00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:12,425 Return it to 415 Beach Lane-- 632 00:30:12,592 --> 00:30:13,885 Beach Road. 633 00:30:14,052 --> 00:30:15,512 Get back to it. 634 00:30:15,679 --> 00:30:17,055 14-13. 635 00:30:17,222 --> 00:30:20,350 Control's the name of the game. 636 00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:22,685 Pass it to me. 637 00:30:22,851 --> 00:30:26,313 With your hands and my height, we'll destroy them. 638 00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:29,775 Are you ready, mister? 639 00:30:29,942 --> 00:30:31,235 Yeah, we're ready. 640 00:30:31,402 --> 00:30:32,695 Let's get them! 641 00:30:32,861 --> 00:30:34,780 Let's eat them up! 642 00:30:34,947 --> 00:30:36,407 Go, team! 643 00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:48,502 Best two out of three? 644 00:30:49,378 --> 00:30:51,880 You're being too hard on yourself. 645 00:30:52,047 --> 00:30:54,133 You haven't played volleyball for years. 646 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:56,552 Yeah? Tell that to Bobby. 647 00:30:56,927 --> 00:30:58,887 I embarrassed him for life. 648 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,807 Right now he's wishing you were a widow. 649 00:31:02,391 --> 00:31:04,143 Have a grape. 650 00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:06,854 I think your blood sugar's low. 651 00:31:11,232 --> 00:31:12,400 That's it! 652 00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:14,402 How could I be so stupid? 653 00:31:15,403 --> 00:31:16,821 Of course. 654 00:31:18,281 --> 00:31:19,824 I'm a sailor. 655 00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:22,618 I'm a great sailor... 656 00:31:24,454 --> 00:31:26,956 And I'm going to take my son sailing! 657 00:31:27,123 --> 00:31:29,208 Excuse me. Do you rent sailboats? 658 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:30,460 We sure do. 659 00:31:30,626 --> 00:31:32,086 All right! 660 00:31:32,253 --> 00:31:33,755 We'd like a look at them. 661 00:31:33,921 --> 00:31:35,923 They're all rented up for two weeks. 662 00:31:36,090 --> 00:31:38,176 Everyone's practicing for the regatta. 663 00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:40,928 I want to teach my son how to sail. 664 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:43,765 Any other place we could rent one? 665 00:31:43,931 --> 00:31:45,683 Well, there's one. 666 00:31:45,850 --> 00:31:48,728 Which boat will it be? 667 00:31:49,437 --> 00:31:51,064 Tough choice, isn't it? 668 00:31:51,606 --> 00:31:54,359 Hey, Dad, how about one like this 669 00:31:54,525 --> 00:31:56,110 without the crud on it. 670 00:31:56,819 --> 00:31:59,280 That crud is crustaceous morticus, 671 00:31:59,447 --> 00:32:02,491 pejoratively referred to as barnacles. 672 00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:05,369 She was a fast lady in her day. 673 00:32:05,535 --> 00:32:06,578 I'm sure. 674 00:32:06,745 --> 00:32:08,497 We'll take the 12-footer. 675 00:32:08,663 --> 00:32:10,248 That's a fine choice. 676 00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:12,876 You're your own ballast in her. 677 00:32:13,043 --> 00:32:14,086 That's good. 678 00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:16,797 Yeah, O.K. 679 00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:19,216 - Ready to cast off, son? - You bet, Dad. 680 00:32:19,299 --> 00:32:24,304 You get a free lesson. I'll take this bunch out. Watch the bar. 681 00:32:24,471 --> 00:32:26,264 I already know how. 682 00:32:26,431 --> 00:32:27,474 Thank you. 683 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:28,683 Ready, son? 684 00:32:28,850 --> 00:32:29,768 Here we go! 685 00:32:29,935 --> 00:32:31,895 I got it going! 686 00:32:32,479 --> 00:32:34,022 Here we go. 687 00:32:42,364 --> 00:32:43,949 Bye! 688 00:32:45,033 --> 00:32:48,703 You just pull the sail towards you and you're sailing. 689 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,746 There's a boat there! 690 00:32:51,205 --> 00:32:52,540 I see him, it's O.K. 691 00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:54,959 Sharp turn here. 692 00:32:55,751 --> 00:32:57,044 Yeah. 693 00:32:57,211 --> 00:32:58,629 We made it. Were you scared? 694 00:32:58,741 --> 00:32:59,830 Not me. 695 00:33:00,377 --> 00:33:01,715 I was. 696 00:33:01,882 --> 00:33:05,261 I was a little scared there. 697 00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:07,638 Where did you learn how to sail? 698 00:33:07,805 --> 00:33:09,765 A place called Camp Weehonk. 699 00:33:09,932 --> 00:33:11,767 They had a big lake. 700 00:33:11,892 --> 00:33:13,936 There's the Incisor. 701 00:33:14,437 --> 00:33:16,856 Yeah. Isn't she a beauty? 702 00:33:17,022 --> 00:33:18,149 Let's get closer. 703 00:33:18,315 --> 00:33:20,651 O.K., captain, here we go! 704 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,278 All right! 705 00:33:23,612 --> 00:33:25,906 That sure is a gorgeous boat. 706 00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:28,409 Too bad a big fart like that owns it. 707 00:33:28,576 --> 00:33:30,953 Yeah, that big fart. 708 00:33:31,454 --> 00:33:32,997 Watch your language, will you? 709 00:33:33,164 --> 00:33:35,124 Gee. Where do you learn that? 710 00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:38,418 Bear off to starboard. That skiff's close. 711 00:33:38,585 --> 00:33:41,963 We got the right of way. Let him move. 712 00:33:42,130 --> 00:33:44,632 We're heading straight toward him! 713 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:48,344 Smaller craft have the right of way. 714 00:33:48,511 --> 00:33:50,722 I don't think he knows that! 715 00:33:51,306 --> 00:33:53,057 What are you doing? 716 00:33:53,808 --> 00:33:55,810 My knee! My knee! 717 00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:57,604 Your bad one, Dad? 718 00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:58,855 Yes, yes, yes. 719 00:33:59,022 --> 00:34:02,275 You put a hole in my boat! 720 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,611 It's you again. 721 00:34:04,819 --> 00:34:08,156 You hit my boat. You hit my boat! 722 00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:10,158 Why didn't you give way? 723 00:34:10,325 --> 00:34:13,453 You're telling me how to sail? 724 00:34:13,661 --> 00:34:16,206 I had the right of way! 725 00:34:16,372 --> 00:34:17,916 You city rat! 726 00:34:18,082 --> 00:34:19,501 I got a kid. 727 00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:21,669 You're supposed to move, dipshit! 728 00:34:21,836 --> 00:34:23,838 Yeah, you big fart! 729 00:34:24,047 --> 00:34:27,424 I'm going to get you for this! 730 00:34:27,591 --> 00:34:28,717 You're finished! 731 00:34:28,926 --> 00:34:30,802 No, he's not! Tell him, Dad! 732 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,305 I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. Shit for brains! 733 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:35,432 Look at this hole. 734 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:38,560 Give me a hand with the hole! 735 00:34:43,106 --> 00:34:44,399 You're not hungry. 736 00:34:44,566 --> 00:34:45,984 I'm not anything. 737 00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:49,696 You're only laid up a couple of days. 738 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:51,490 There are things we can do. 739 00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:52,866 Like what? 740 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:54,743 Well... 741 00:34:55,869 --> 00:34:57,162 Free tonight, sailor? 742 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:58,664 I don't want your pity. 743 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:02,209 Take what you can get. Going once. Going twice. 744 00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:03,669 I'll take it. 745 00:35:06,255 --> 00:35:08,840 Now, Marty Ewing, young rookie 746 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:12,094 trying to make a name for himself, 747 00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:14,096 putting for the birdie. 748 00:35:14,263 --> 00:35:16,973 This green's troubled many pros today. 749 00:35:17,139 --> 00:35:18,933 There's the touch, there's the roll, 750 00:35:19,092 --> 00:35:20,685 and oh, my... 751 00:35:20,893 --> 00:35:22,061 Look at that. 752 00:35:22,228 --> 00:35:23,729 He's got that birdie. 753 00:35:24,605 --> 00:35:26,774 Take another look in slow motion. 754 00:35:27,775 --> 00:35:30,486 Ah! Ah! Ever so gently. 755 00:35:30,653 --> 00:35:32,989 Hurry up! We are always late. 756 00:35:34,156 --> 00:35:35,741 Let's get inside. 757 00:35:35,908 --> 00:35:37,159 Go ahead, mom. 758 00:35:37,326 --> 00:35:39,787 Come on, we got to hurry. 759 00:35:39,954 --> 00:35:40,997 O.K., O.K., O.K. 760 00:35:41,163 --> 00:35:42,873 Sit here for a second, sweetie. 761 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,128 Oh, no. 762 00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:49,213 I can't believe it. 763 00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:50,965 I forgot my wallet. 764 00:35:51,132 --> 00:35:52,800 We're going to miss it! 765 00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:54,677 Oh, shit. 766 00:35:54,844 --> 00:35:56,262 I mean, shoot. 767 00:35:56,429 --> 00:35:57,430 Oh, shoot! 768 00:35:57,597 --> 00:36:00,016 Take their tickets out of this. 769 00:36:00,850 --> 00:36:02,602 I can't let you do that. 770 00:36:02,810 --> 00:36:04,103 Please, it'll be my pleasure. 771 00:36:04,312 --> 00:36:05,687 Mom, let him. 772 00:36:06,605 --> 00:36:08,732 If you'll let us repay you. 773 00:36:08,898 --> 00:36:11,484 Fair enough. Four adults and two kids. 774 00:36:12,469 --> 00:36:14,847 I'm Don Moore. My son Gregg. 775 00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:16,531 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 776 00:36:16,698 --> 00:36:20,577 I'm Sandy Chester. This is Laurie, Jennifer, and Bobby. 777 00:36:20,744 --> 00:36:22,579 Hi. Let's go. 778 00:36:22,746 --> 00:36:24,289 Popcorn! Popcorn! 779 00:36:24,456 --> 00:36:26,082 I'll get some. 780 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,959 - Hi. - Hi. 781 00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:29,461 What are you listening to? 782 00:36:29,628 --> 00:36:31,212 Wham. 104. 783 00:36:34,674 --> 00:36:36,051 Hey. 784 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:40,972 Thanks, Dad. Want some? 785 00:36:41,139 --> 00:36:42,390 Thanks. 786 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:46,811 Don Gufferson's first shot on 17. 787 00:36:48,688 --> 00:36:51,316 Could be the longest one of the foursome. 788 00:37:01,241 --> 00:37:04,578 All right, all right. Come on in, arch. 789 00:37:07,456 --> 00:37:09,249 Couldn't you do that outside? 790 00:37:11,001 --> 00:37:12,044 What do you want? 791 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:18,884 Your bone. You go get it. 792 00:37:20,886 --> 00:37:22,471 Well, go get it! 793 00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:26,975 All right, I'll get it. Aw, jeez. 794 00:37:27,726 --> 00:37:29,978 I thought the dog was supposed to fetch. 795 00:37:32,314 --> 00:37:33,524 Archie! 796 00:37:33,691 --> 00:37:34,817 Archie! 797 00:37:35,693 --> 00:37:36,902 Open the door! 798 00:37:37,111 --> 00:37:38,696 Open this damn door! 799 00:37:40,614 --> 00:37:43,116 Get out of my chair! Go on! Get out! 800 00:37:44,534 --> 00:37:47,620 Get out of my popcorn, you dirty, rotten... 801 00:37:47,912 --> 00:37:50,707 For you, the TV clears up! 802 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,752 Aah, he missed that. 803 00:37:55,753 --> 00:37:56,879 Jeez! 804 00:37:57,046 --> 00:37:58,339 Archie! 805 00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:01,884 If I get in, you're a rug! 806 00:38:05,138 --> 00:38:07,181 Ah, breakfast with the family. 807 00:38:07,348 --> 00:38:10,435 Get dressed. We're going on a speedboat. 808 00:38:10,601 --> 00:38:11,978 Don just called. 809 00:38:12,145 --> 00:38:13,354 Don? 810 00:38:13,521 --> 00:38:15,273 The guy who lent us money. 811 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,358 He invited us on his cabin cruiser. 812 00:38:17,442 --> 00:38:18,568 You feel like it? 813 00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:20,445 Ow, ow, ow! 814 00:38:22,697 --> 00:38:24,240 I don't think so. Not today. 815 00:38:24,407 --> 00:38:25,908 We'll do something else. 816 00:38:26,075 --> 00:38:27,869 No, no. You should go. 817 00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:29,162 You're sure? 818 00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:30,621 Of course I'm sure. 819 00:38:30,705 --> 00:38:32,247 I got lots to do today. 820 00:38:32,414 --> 00:38:34,332 I'll be busy changing the air in my splint. 821 00:38:34,499 --> 00:38:35,542 O.K. 822 00:38:35,709 --> 00:38:38,420 Yay! We're going with Don and Gregg! 823 00:38:40,464 --> 00:38:41,631 Is his wife nice? 824 00:38:41,798 --> 00:38:43,633 She's in Ohio with George. 825 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,385 Don got divorced last year. 826 00:38:45,552 --> 00:38:47,220 Have a lovely day, darling. 827 00:38:47,429 --> 00:38:48,680 I love you! 828 00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:50,056 I love you, too. 829 00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:54,102 So, how is everybody? 830 00:38:54,269 --> 00:38:55,270 Good. 831 00:38:55,437 --> 00:38:56,980 You look good. 832 00:38:57,647 --> 00:38:59,107 Want an orange? 833 00:38:59,691 --> 00:39:00,901 Juice or something? 834 00:39:01,067 --> 00:39:03,487 At 105 degrees climbing to 110, 835 00:39:03,653 --> 00:39:05,447 this is a record high. 836 00:39:25,007 --> 00:39:26,675 Bobby, you're doing great! 837 00:39:27,468 --> 00:39:29,053 He's good at this. 838 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:31,138 All right, Bobby! 839 00:39:35,726 --> 00:39:38,062 Way to go, Bob! 840 00:39:47,905 --> 00:39:49,406 Hi. 841 00:39:52,409 --> 00:39:55,287 Oh, what a shame. 842 00:39:55,454 --> 00:39:56,622 I'm so sorry. 843 00:39:56,789 --> 00:39:58,290 You didn't do anything. 844 00:39:58,457 --> 00:40:01,460 I've been waiting to meet you. 845 00:40:01,627 --> 00:40:02,711 Really? 846 00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:04,463 I'm your neighbor, Vicki Sanders. 847 00:40:04,630 --> 00:40:06,131 Jack Chester. 848 00:40:07,299 --> 00:40:11,219 Listen, I just made some fresh lemonade. 849 00:40:11,386 --> 00:40:13,304 Why don't you come over? 850 00:40:13,471 --> 00:40:14,931 Oh, no. 851 00:40:15,098 --> 00:40:17,016 Oh, come on! 852 00:40:17,392 --> 00:40:19,227 I wouldn't want to impose. 853 00:40:19,394 --> 00:40:20,520 Impose. 854 00:40:20,687 --> 00:40:22,480 What are neighbors for? 855 00:40:22,647 --> 00:40:23,731 Come on. 856 00:40:23,898 --> 00:40:25,108 Really. 857 00:40:25,984 --> 00:40:27,402 What happened to your leg? 858 00:40:27,569 --> 00:40:28,862 Boating accident. 859 00:40:29,153 --> 00:40:30,488 Does it hurt? 860 00:40:30,655 --> 00:40:33,032 I suppose it would if I let it. Ow! Ooh! 861 00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:34,909 It's O.K. It's O.K. 862 00:40:36,828 --> 00:40:39,163 Actually, I wanted to become a pilot, 863 00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:41,791 but with the family and responsibilities, 864 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:44,002 I became a controller instead. 865 00:40:44,794 --> 00:40:48,965 You and I have so much in common. 866 00:40:49,132 --> 00:40:50,925 I wanted to be a stewardess, 867 00:40:51,092 --> 00:40:52,594 but Ed didn't want me away, 868 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,846 so I do electrolysis. 869 00:40:57,974 --> 00:40:59,516 Hello! 870 00:41:03,854 --> 00:41:06,023 Hello. Anybody home? 871 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:08,233 Looks like nobody's here. 872 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,819 But, mom, I have to go real bad. 873 00:41:11,028 --> 00:41:12,988 O.K., but hurry up, 874 00:41:13,155 --> 00:41:14,781 and don't sit on the seat. 875 00:41:14,948 --> 00:41:18,619 Excuse me. I hate to bother you. 876 00:41:18,785 --> 00:41:22,039 I'm dying of thirst. Could I get some water? 877 00:41:22,205 --> 00:41:23,415 Help yourself. 878 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,125 Thanks a million. 879 00:41:30,047 --> 00:41:31,381 Hello. 880 00:41:32,883 --> 00:41:34,259 You have good vision? 881 00:41:34,426 --> 00:41:36,053 You have to in your business. 882 00:41:36,219 --> 00:41:37,304 Well, it helps. 883 00:41:37,471 --> 00:41:39,264 You're very observant. 884 00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:42,225 Can I have your honest opinion? 885 00:41:42,392 --> 00:41:43,769 Sure. 886 00:41:45,187 --> 00:41:47,146 What do you think of these? 887 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,106 What do you think? 888 00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:52,860 About what? 889 00:41:53,027 --> 00:41:54,487 These. 890 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:56,322 Oh, those. 891 00:41:56,489 --> 00:41:58,115 How do they look? 892 00:41:58,324 --> 00:41:59,742 Ah... 893 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:01,327 Similar. 894 00:42:01,535 --> 00:42:03,788 I mean, do they look good? 895 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,665 I just got them. 896 00:42:06,499 --> 00:42:08,417 Who had them before you? 897 00:42:09,502 --> 00:42:11,420 Nobody, silly. 898 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,714 I just recently had them enlarged. 899 00:42:13,881 --> 00:42:15,675 Oh, I see. 900 00:42:15,841 --> 00:42:17,468 They cost 2,000 bucks. 901 00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:20,805 It was these or a chainsaw for Ed. 902 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,223 Good choice. 903 00:42:23,724 --> 00:42:26,602 I'd take those over a power tool. 904 00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:29,480 Do they look real to you? 905 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:31,607 Well, you fooled me. 906 00:42:31,857 --> 00:42:33,317 They're not too big? 907 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:34,402 No. 908 00:42:34,568 --> 00:42:35,695 No, no, no. 909 00:42:37,612 --> 00:42:38,863 Would that be Ed? 910 00:42:39,030 --> 00:42:40,615 Yeah. He's just waking up. 911 00:42:40,782 --> 00:42:44,911 Ah, you'll excuse me. I'm a dead man. 912 00:42:46,621 --> 00:42:49,374 Aw, great. Husband's coming, and I blow a leg. 913 00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:52,168 Again? Put your top on! 914 00:42:52,585 --> 00:42:54,921 I'm sorry. I didn't see anything. 915 00:42:55,088 --> 00:42:56,589 He's our neighbor. 916 00:42:56,756 --> 00:42:58,091 I'm just renting. 917 00:42:58,258 --> 00:43:01,052 She's boring everyone with her knockers. 918 00:43:01,219 --> 00:43:04,305 I just want his opinion. 919 00:43:04,472 --> 00:43:08,101 She's so insecure. Last night she shoved them in a clerk's face at the 7-11. 920 00:43:08,268 --> 00:43:11,896 Honey, relax. They're beautiful. They look right and feel right. 921 00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:12,981 Yeah... 922 00:43:13,148 --> 00:43:15,191 Will you try them and tell her they feel right? 923 00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:17,193 As a favor to me. 924 00:43:19,821 --> 00:43:21,114 Oh, yeah. 925 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:24,992 Those are so lifelike, it's ridiculous. 926 00:43:25,159 --> 00:43:26,827 Honey, everybody likes them. 927 00:43:26,994 --> 00:43:28,412 Thanks. I owe you one. 928 00:43:28,579 --> 00:43:30,080 What are neighbors for? 929 00:43:31,415 --> 00:43:33,542 I gave up a power tool for those. 930 00:43:33,876 --> 00:43:36,128 Well, Christmas is around the corner. 931 00:43:36,336 --> 00:43:37,963 $2,000 for the set? 932 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:39,173 For both of them. 933 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,967 They're fun for the whole family. 934 00:43:42,384 --> 00:43:44,344 We'll give you the doctor's number. 935 00:43:44,595 --> 00:43:46,013 Take care. 936 00:43:47,639 --> 00:43:49,183 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 937 00:43:59,151 --> 00:44:00,861 Hey, what gives here? 938 00:44:01,028 --> 00:44:03,155 Cut that out. Get out of here. 939 00:44:03,322 --> 00:44:05,491 That's our bike! Get off my bike! 940 00:44:08,202 --> 00:44:10,621 O.K., who's getting the cheese omelet? 941 00:44:10,788 --> 00:44:11,872 Oh, right here. 942 00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:13,873 - How do you like it? - Fluffy. 943 00:44:14,749 --> 00:44:16,417 Who gets sausages? 944 00:44:16,584 --> 00:44:18,086 Watch it, fats. 945 00:44:18,252 --> 00:44:20,671 You break the zipper-- 946 00:44:20,838 --> 00:44:22,340 Will you be long? 947 00:44:22,507 --> 00:44:23,841 I'm next. 948 00:44:24,759 --> 00:44:26,344 I have to have those pants tonight. 949 00:44:26,511 --> 00:44:28,346 I only have two pairs in Florida. 950 00:44:31,432 --> 00:44:33,726 Get out! 951 00:44:33,893 --> 00:44:35,353 Party's over! 952 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,105 Get out of my house! 953 00:44:37,271 --> 00:44:38,981 Get out of my house! 954 00:44:39,148 --> 00:44:40,942 Get out, get out, get out! 955 00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:42,443 Get off the phone! 956 00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:44,403 I'll call you back. A nut's here. 957 00:44:44,570 --> 00:44:45,822 Get out! 958 00:44:45,988 --> 00:44:47,323 Jesus! 959 00:44:51,828 --> 00:44:53,996 You, out. 960 00:44:54,163 --> 00:44:55,665 Bug off, buddy. 961 00:44:55,832 --> 00:44:57,583 I was here first. 962 00:44:58,501 --> 00:45:00,378 Get the hell out of here now. 963 00:45:00,586 --> 00:45:04,005 You get out, fella. I'm trying to watch The Smurfs. 964 00:45:04,172 --> 00:45:06,508 Yeah? You're watching The Smurfs? 965 00:45:06,675 --> 00:45:09,177 Did you see when Papa Smurf took a crutch 966 00:45:09,344 --> 00:45:11,346 and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? 967 00:45:11,513 --> 00:45:13,765 Did you see that one? 968 00:45:17,978 --> 00:45:20,188 Archie, you stink. 969 00:45:20,355 --> 00:45:22,149 Traitor. 970 00:45:30,699 --> 00:45:32,075 Morning, colonel. 971 00:45:37,747 --> 00:45:39,499 Hey, mate. Good to see you. 972 00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:41,126 What can I get you? 973 00:45:41,293 --> 00:45:43,461 How about, uh, drunk? 974 00:45:45,672 --> 00:45:47,424 We can handle that. 975 00:45:52,261 --> 00:45:53,762 Thank you. 976 00:45:55,181 --> 00:45:56,932 You have an ice cube for this? 977 00:46:03,439 --> 00:46:06,400 You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. 978 00:46:06,567 --> 00:46:08,611 I'm telling you that as a fighter, 979 00:46:08,777 --> 00:46:10,362 pound for pound, 980 00:46:10,529 --> 00:46:12,781 my boy Jimmy Cagney 981 00:46:12,948 --> 00:46:16,452 will disintegrate your Sylvester Stallone. 982 00:46:16,619 --> 00:46:18,454 He'll knock his block off. 983 00:46:18,621 --> 00:46:21,832 In a street fight, maybe. Yes. I give you that. 984 00:46:21,999 --> 00:46:23,417 But not in a movie-- 985 00:46:23,584 --> 00:46:26,045 especially not with today's "cinemanatic" advancements. 986 00:46:26,212 --> 00:46:28,255 It's technologically impossible. 987 00:46:29,465 --> 00:46:31,967 Do you have any more of those little oyster crackers left? 988 00:46:32,134 --> 00:46:33,677 You ate them all! 989 00:46:35,638 --> 00:46:37,097 They were so good. 990 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,392 Maybe another beer. They're pretty filling, aren't they? 991 00:46:40,558 --> 00:46:42,352 Mas cerveza! 992 00:46:42,518 --> 00:46:45,396 Yeah. It's probably better for me. 993 00:46:47,565 --> 00:46:49,317 That's a fine shot. 994 00:46:53,154 --> 00:46:55,073 O.K., count them up. 995 00:47:02,413 --> 00:47:04,082 Who threw this one? 996 00:47:04,374 --> 00:47:05,583 Blue. That's you. 997 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,252 I win. 998 00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:10,129 Hey, big winner there, Scull, man. 999 00:47:10,755 --> 00:47:12,340 I love you, Scully. 1000 00:47:12,715 --> 00:47:15,385 It's not the booze talking. 1001 00:47:15,802 --> 00:47:17,720 I'm sorry I wrecked your boat. 1002 00:47:17,887 --> 00:47:19,305 You got to let me pay for it. 1003 00:47:19,472 --> 00:47:21,975 Naw, she's fine. It gives her more character. 1004 00:47:22,183 --> 00:47:24,894 Anyway, I should've given you that lesson. 1005 00:47:25,061 --> 00:47:27,605 You're at fault? You're not at fault! 1006 00:47:27,772 --> 00:47:29,982 I'm the one who said I could sail. 1007 00:47:31,233 --> 00:47:33,694 I used to sail when I was a kid, 1008 00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:35,487 but I can't sail. 1009 00:47:37,656 --> 00:47:40,742 You know what it's like to peak when you're 18 years old? 1010 00:47:45,414 --> 00:47:46,915 Yes, I do. 1011 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,671 Would you like to learn to sail, 1012 00:47:52,879 --> 00:47:54,256 really to sail? 1013 00:47:55,549 --> 00:47:56,883 Yeah? 1014 00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:58,760 Yeah. 1015 00:47:59,261 --> 00:48:00,554 Yeah. 1016 00:48:07,936 --> 00:48:10,397 I call this craft Shatzie. 1017 00:48:10,564 --> 00:48:12,357 It's nicknamed for my sweetheart. 1018 00:48:12,524 --> 00:48:14,735 We name vessels after women 1019 00:48:14,901 --> 00:48:17,779 to remind us to treat them gently, like ladies, 1020 00:48:17,946 --> 00:48:20,906 otherwise they won't respond like ladies. 1021 00:48:21,073 --> 00:48:22,283 So remember, 1022 00:48:22,450 --> 00:48:26,287 always gentle on the tiller. 1023 00:48:26,454 --> 00:48:27,830 You understand that? 1024 00:48:28,831 --> 00:48:30,166 Yeah... 1025 00:48:34,545 --> 00:48:36,464 Oyster crackers. Good! 1026 00:48:36,630 --> 00:48:38,591 That should be the last of it. 1027 00:48:39,258 --> 00:48:41,010 Can we go home now? 1028 00:48:41,469 --> 00:48:43,679 You said you wanted to be a sailor. 1029 00:48:43,971 --> 00:48:47,767 So we'll stay out here till you become one. 1030 00:48:48,642 --> 00:48:50,644 Ah, this is the life. 1031 00:48:50,728 --> 00:48:54,565 Aye. Nothing like the sea to lift your spirits, 1032 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,317 put a song in your heart. 1033 00:48:56,484 --> 00:48:57,902 I know what you mean. 1034 00:48:58,319 --> 00:48:59,820 You must know many ocean songs. 1035 00:48:59,987 --> 00:49:01,280 I do. 1036 00:49:01,822 --> 00:49:04,784 Here's a sea ditty me mother taught me. 1037 00:49:43,947 --> 00:49:45,240 Jack. 1038 00:49:48,201 --> 00:49:49,661 Jack. 1039 00:49:51,871 --> 00:49:53,581 Oh, that's cute. 1040 00:49:56,126 --> 00:49:58,127 Are you going to sleep all day? 1041 00:50:00,337 --> 00:50:01,880 I guess you are. 1042 00:50:04,716 --> 00:50:06,552 We'll be home early! 1043 00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:09,471 I'm up. 1044 00:50:09,721 --> 00:50:11,432 I'm up. I'm up. 1045 00:50:11,598 --> 00:50:12,891 I'm up. 1046 00:50:14,143 --> 00:50:16,437 Ohh, it's still dark. 1047 00:50:17,604 --> 00:50:19,189 Ohh! 1048 00:50:19,857 --> 00:50:22,484 I'm going to feel that in the morning. 1049 00:50:25,070 --> 00:50:26,029 Hi. 1050 00:50:26,196 --> 00:50:26,947 Buenas dias. 1051 00:50:27,114 --> 00:50:27,948 Where's Scully? 1052 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,827 Thanks. Scully! 1053 00:50:31,994 --> 00:50:33,203 Over here! 1054 00:50:33,370 --> 00:50:34,329 He's over there. 1055 00:50:34,538 --> 00:50:35,706 That's what I says. 1056 00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,293 You know what to do? 1057 00:50:39,460 --> 00:50:41,462 Before I jibe, I say, "jibe ho." 1058 00:50:41,628 --> 00:50:43,797 That's right. Prepare to jibe, jibe ho. 1059 00:50:44,006 --> 00:50:45,798 Jibe ho! Whoa! 1060 00:50:48,634 --> 00:50:50,845 What happened? I yelled, "jibe ho." 1061 00:50:51,971 --> 00:50:53,764 You say, "jibe ho," 1062 00:50:53,931 --> 00:50:55,558 and then you jibe. 1063 00:50:55,725 --> 00:50:57,894 I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. 1064 00:50:58,060 --> 00:51:00,104 Say you'll come pick me up. 1065 00:51:00,271 --> 00:51:02,190 Gee, I'm, uh... Yeah, right. 1066 00:51:02,356 --> 00:51:04,025 Let me tack. 1067 00:51:04,192 --> 00:51:06,152 Why don't you swim to me? 1068 00:51:06,319 --> 00:51:08,404 Can you tread water with that hook? 1069 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,543 Does your head hurt? 1070 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,379 Yes, it does. 1071 00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,262 It was my fault, wasn't it? 1072 00:51:33,429 --> 00:51:34,679 Oh, yes. 1073 00:51:37,641 --> 00:51:39,893 I guess I'm not much of a sailor, am I? 1074 00:51:40,227 --> 00:51:41,978 No, you're not... 1075 00:51:43,563 --> 00:51:45,565 But you're going to be. 1076 00:51:45,857 --> 00:51:48,068 When I get through with you, 1077 00:51:48,235 --> 00:51:51,530 you'll be good a sailor as I ever was. 1078 00:51:57,953 --> 00:51:59,496 Maybe better. 1079 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:04,960 You want some more ice? 1080 00:52:05,126 --> 00:52:06,211 Aye. 1081 00:52:06,419 --> 00:52:08,338 I got the lotion and towels, 1082 00:52:08,505 --> 00:52:10,674 let's hurry, O.K.? Bye, Dad. 1083 00:52:10,757 --> 00:52:12,050 - Goodbye. - Bye, Dad. 1084 00:52:12,217 --> 00:52:13,510 What, no kiss? 1085 00:52:14,844 --> 00:52:17,138 Look, if your leg starts hurting, 1086 00:52:17,305 --> 00:52:18,765 I'll carry you. 1087 00:52:20,475 --> 00:52:21,476 Bye, Dad. 1088 00:52:21,643 --> 00:52:22,561 Bye. 1089 00:52:22,769 --> 00:52:24,061 I don't want to push it. 1090 00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:28,148 I'll just sit around and kill flies. 1091 00:52:28,983 --> 00:52:30,401 Honey, do you want to have a talk? 1092 00:52:30,457 --> 00:52:31,415 No. 1093 00:52:32,528 --> 00:52:34,863 This vacation was for you and you're not having fun. 1094 00:52:35,030 --> 00:52:36,824 Are you having fun? 1095 00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:40,244 I'm having lots of fun. 1096 00:52:40,411 --> 00:52:42,788 If you're having fun, I'm having fun. 1097 00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:45,499 Soon, we'll be having fun together. 1098 00:52:48,002 --> 00:52:49,628 I'm going to go have today's fun. 1099 00:52:49,837 --> 00:52:50,963 Great! 1100 00:52:53,799 --> 00:52:55,009 Got him! 1101 00:52:57,761 --> 00:52:58,721 Thank you. 1102 00:52:58,887 --> 00:52:59,930 You're welcome. 1103 00:53:06,937 --> 00:53:08,314 Perfect day for sailing. 1104 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,983 We're not going sailing. We're going dancing. 1105 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:12,191 Pardon? 1106 00:53:12,358 --> 00:53:13,735 Know what your trouble is? 1107 00:53:13,901 --> 00:53:15,820 I have to lose a few pounds. 1108 00:53:15,987 --> 00:53:17,488 You're an air controller. 1109 00:53:17,655 --> 00:53:20,617 If you think you can control the sea like a 747, 1110 00:53:20,783 --> 00:53:22,035 I'm afraid for you. 1111 00:53:22,201 --> 00:53:26,706 The sea is a wondrous, mysterious, dangerous lady. 1112 00:53:26,873 --> 00:53:28,374 She'll make you rich 1113 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,335 or she'll feed you to the fishes. 1114 00:53:30,501 --> 00:53:32,545 You can't control her. 1115 00:53:32,712 --> 00:53:34,839 You got to give yourself to her. 1116 00:53:35,006 --> 00:53:36,758 If she wants you to dance, 1117 00:53:36,924 --> 00:53:39,344 you got to follow her lead. 1118 00:53:39,886 --> 00:53:42,388 Didn't I read that on your rest room wall? 1119 00:53:43,264 --> 00:53:46,643 Yes. As true today as when I hung it there. 1120 00:53:47,894 --> 00:53:49,187 Hoist the mainsail. 1121 00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:50,438 Roger. 1122 00:53:51,522 --> 00:53:54,359 There's a difference between the apparent wind and true wind. 1123 00:53:54,525 --> 00:53:56,277 Watch them telltales. 1124 00:53:56,486 --> 00:53:58,321 That's right. Bring her about. 1125 00:53:58,613 --> 00:54:00,864 Take your time. Take your time. 1126 00:54:01,031 --> 00:54:02,115 She's a lady. 1127 00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:05,786 Give me a chance to get the jib through the foresail. 1128 00:54:10,707 --> 00:54:12,584 No, no, no. Don't pinch her. 1129 00:54:12,751 --> 00:54:16,797 The beam reach is your fastest line, so keep your sails full. 1130 00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:18,465 Hard alee! 1131 00:54:19,758 --> 00:54:21,176 How's that? 1132 00:54:21,343 --> 00:54:24,304 That's fine, but you can release your sheet faster. 1133 00:54:24,471 --> 00:54:26,556 - Uh-huh. - All right. 1134 00:54:27,474 --> 00:54:28,558 How's this? 1135 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:29,768 Ah, that's fine. 1136 00:54:29,935 --> 00:54:31,770 Ah, nice. 1137 00:54:33,397 --> 00:54:34,731 All secure. 1138 00:54:34,898 --> 00:54:37,359 Here-- a graduation pin. 1139 00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:40,237 A hook from Scully's sailing school. 1140 00:54:40,404 --> 00:54:41,613 You're a sailor now. 1141 00:54:41,822 --> 00:54:44,282 Thank you very much. I appreciate this. 1142 00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:46,535 You didn't have to do this. 1143 00:54:47,661 --> 00:54:48,870 Ow! 1144 00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:52,248 A real hook, huh? 1145 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,916 This is great. I'm bleeding. 1146 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,751 Is that how you lost your hand? 1147 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:57,086 Sure. 1148 00:54:57,253 --> 00:54:58,963 Thanks a lot. 1149 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:04,593 Gregg told me about this island with excellent shells. 1150 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,928 Could we go? 1151 00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:07,912 Sounds good. Jack? 1152 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:08,973 No. 1153 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:10,474 Why not? 1154 00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:11,892 Why not what? 1155 00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:13,769 Weren't you listening? 1156 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:16,147 You don't even hear us anymore. 1157 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,191 Of course I listen. 1158 00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:20,735 What did I just say? 1159 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,028 You said I don't listen anymore. 1160 00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:25,114 Dad, it's for you. 1161 00:55:25,281 --> 00:55:27,483 Coming. See? I heard that. 1162 00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:32,329 You're always with Scully. What do you do all day? 1163 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:33,539 Dance. 1164 00:55:33,706 --> 00:55:36,584 Hello? Yes, it is. 1165 00:55:37,293 --> 00:55:38,752 Oh, right. Yeah. 1166 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:40,920 Oh, I'm sorry. 1167 00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:43,339 Well, sure. Where? 1168 00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:45,467 O.K. 1169 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,428 All right. I can be right there. 1170 00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:50,847 O.K., fine. Bye. 1171 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,265 What's up? 1172 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:54,100 Our landlord just got out of the hospital. 1173 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:55,268 Oh, good. 1174 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:57,979 I've got to go straighten out our rent. 1175 00:56:23,671 --> 00:56:25,632 Hi. Glad you could make it. 1176 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,549 I hate to do business here, 1177 00:56:27,716 --> 00:56:29,051 but the new owner insisted. 1178 00:56:29,218 --> 00:56:30,969 He knew the principals would be here. 1179 00:56:31,136 --> 00:56:32,221 He wants to wrap it up. 1180 00:56:32,387 --> 00:56:33,680 No problem. No problem. 1181 00:56:33,847 --> 00:56:36,475 I'm sorry. I thought I was going to your office. 1182 00:56:36,683 --> 00:56:38,310 I feel like an idiot. 1183 00:56:39,228 --> 00:56:41,772 Your brother was a great man, Floyd, 1184 00:56:42,397 --> 00:56:44,191 a beacon to us all. 1185 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,528 He'll be sorely, sorely missed. 1186 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,614 Now I'll sign the papers. 1187 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,167 Could I have a little room, please? 1188 00:57:24,981 --> 00:57:26,399 Mr. Pellet, 1189 00:57:26,774 --> 00:57:29,193 this is Jack Chester, the tenant. 1190 00:57:30,820 --> 00:57:33,948 Well, well, well, well, renter. 1191 00:57:34,115 --> 00:57:37,159 It looks like you're my renter now. 1192 00:57:41,998 --> 00:57:43,457 I guess, uh... 1193 00:57:45,334 --> 00:57:47,169 I guess this goes to you then. 1194 00:57:48,254 --> 00:57:49,964 It's for the last two weeks' rent. 1195 00:57:50,214 --> 00:57:51,674 Oh, thank you. 1196 00:57:51,883 --> 00:57:54,385 It's a terrific place. 1197 00:57:54,844 --> 00:57:56,721 My family's having a great time. 1198 00:57:57,430 --> 00:57:59,265 The best money I ever spent. 1199 00:57:59,473 --> 00:58:00,808 Really? 1200 00:58:02,351 --> 00:58:03,853 Why you doing that? 1201 00:58:04,604 --> 00:58:09,274 I wouldn't take your check if my children were starving. 1202 00:58:09,608 --> 00:58:12,986 I want you and your family out of there by Saturday midnight, 1203 00:58:13,153 --> 00:58:15,780 or I'm going to toss you out personally. 1204 00:58:19,993 --> 00:58:21,995 I told you I'd get you. 1205 00:58:24,289 --> 00:58:27,542 I would have given you any amount you wanted for that house. 1206 00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:31,338 And that's the best money I ever spent. 1207 00:58:41,097 --> 00:58:42,641 So that's it? 1208 00:58:42,807 --> 00:58:45,352 We have to go home in four days? 1209 00:58:45,644 --> 00:58:49,773 We can't! Gregg was bringing me to the regatta. 1210 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:53,276 I've got a date for the regatta, too. 1211 00:58:53,568 --> 00:58:56,654 Shut up! Stop saying everything I say. 1212 00:58:57,780 --> 00:58:59,198 I'm not leaving! 1213 00:58:59,365 --> 00:59:00,616 I don't care! 1214 00:59:00,783 --> 00:59:01,909 I'm not leaving! 1215 00:59:02,117 --> 00:59:03,661 I don't care! 1216 00:59:45,368 --> 00:59:47,662 There he is. Captain Al Pellet. 1217 00:59:47,829 --> 00:59:49,080 You shouldn't have rammed him. 1218 00:59:49,247 --> 00:59:50,665 You should have sunk the bastard. 1219 00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,960 He tried to buy me out once. 1220 00:59:54,919 --> 00:59:56,671 It didn't work. He got tough. 1221 00:59:56,838 --> 00:59:58,673 He tried to deport Cortez. 1222 00:59:59,424 --> 01:00:02,218 He called the barnacle a garbage scow. 1223 01:00:05,763 --> 01:00:07,765 He's a squid stick. 1224 01:00:08,766 --> 01:00:11,019 Squid stick. You say so. 1225 01:00:18,192 --> 01:00:20,194 Can't you see we're luffing? We're luffing! 1226 01:00:20,403 --> 01:00:21,988 Trim it! 1227 01:00:22,155 --> 01:00:23,489 Come on, trim it! 1228 01:00:23,765 --> 01:00:26,534 Does anybody remember we have a race coming up? 1229 01:01:18,418 --> 01:01:20,087 We're coming to the last part. 1230 01:01:20,253 --> 01:01:22,296 I'm about half a length ahead. 1231 01:01:22,463 --> 01:01:23,881 He looks over. He sees me. 1232 01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:26,258 He gets so frustrated, he flips me off. 1233 01:01:26,425 --> 01:01:27,927 Mr. Pellet. 1234 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:29,804 Hey, landlord. 1235 01:01:30,346 --> 01:01:32,890 That's amazing. I thought they were extinct. 1236 01:01:33,307 --> 01:01:35,810 I could swear that's the call 1237 01:01:35,976 --> 01:01:39,271 of the red-beaked, seersuckered summer renter. 1238 01:01:40,689 --> 01:01:42,274 And it is. 1239 01:01:43,275 --> 01:01:45,152 Why aren't you home packing? 1240 01:01:46,153 --> 01:01:48,614 You took a vacation away from my family. 1241 01:01:48,864 --> 01:01:50,991 Now I'm going to take something away from you. 1242 01:01:52,201 --> 01:01:54,036 What can you take from me? 1243 01:01:54,787 --> 01:01:56,038 That. 1244 01:01:56,205 --> 01:01:57,456 What, my cup? 1245 01:01:57,623 --> 01:01:58,499 Yeah. 1246 01:01:58,666 --> 01:02:01,585 You think you can outsail me? 1247 01:02:01,752 --> 01:02:02,795 Yes. 1248 01:02:02,962 --> 01:02:05,214 You couldn't beat my dinghy. 1249 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:06,841 Really? 1250 01:02:07,007 --> 01:02:08,134 Really. 1251 01:02:08,634 --> 01:02:10,009 You want to bet? 1252 01:02:10,135 --> 01:02:11,719 What are you going to bet? 1253 01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:14,639 Huh? What-- popcorn? 1254 01:02:15,431 --> 01:02:16,766 Lobsters? 1255 01:02:19,519 --> 01:02:22,605 1,000 bucks. The last two weeks' rent. 1256 01:02:22,772 --> 01:02:25,608 You win, we go home. 1257 01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:29,696 I win, we stay two weeks rent free. 1258 01:02:29,863 --> 01:02:31,614 Do we have a bet? 1259 01:02:34,909 --> 01:02:36,870 You know something, dumbo? 1260 01:02:37,370 --> 01:02:39,873 You're even stupider than you look. 1261 01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:10,777 If I win, 1262 01:03:10,944 --> 01:03:13,780 we stay two weeks free! 1263 01:03:13,947 --> 01:03:15,282 What do you think? 1264 01:03:15,449 --> 01:03:17,326 I think I'll start packing. 1265 01:03:17,492 --> 01:03:21,330 Jack, just suppose there's the slightest possibility 1266 01:03:21,496 --> 01:03:23,498 you might be able to win. 1267 01:03:23,665 --> 01:03:26,501 There's a pivotal point that escapes me. 1268 01:03:26,877 --> 01:03:28,420 You don't have a boat. 1269 01:03:28,587 --> 01:03:31,173 Aha! Yes, I do! 1270 01:03:31,506 --> 01:03:32,591 You do? 1271 01:03:32,758 --> 01:03:34,426 Yes. The Barnacle. 1272 01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:35,594 The Barnacle? 1273 01:03:35,802 --> 01:03:36,637 Yes. 1274 01:03:36,803 --> 01:03:37,971 Dad... 1275 01:03:38,430 --> 01:03:40,641 You're going to sail a fish restaurant? 1276 01:03:54,028 --> 01:03:55,988 Well, what do you make of my girl? 1277 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,951 Your gunnels are fraught to thar pinions. 1278 01:04:00,117 --> 01:04:01,994 Your pipswain iw wantin' some crackin'. 1279 01:04:02,203 --> 01:04:04,622 I nay think ya'll crowdy yer dinpins. 1280 01:04:04,789 --> 01:04:06,999 S'no worse than yer deck hoove t'gron. 1281 01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:08,417 That's easy for you to say. 1282 01:04:08,584 --> 01:04:10,419 But what do we do about it, Angus? 1283 01:04:11,462 --> 01:04:14,090 Yar fastions need a wont of brookin'. 1284 01:04:14,257 --> 01:04:17,093 Ya'll ne'er be gradin' tow wind with yar barswain. 1285 01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:21,514 Uh... in layman's terms, how bad is she? 1286 01:04:21,681 --> 01:04:23,099 She's a total pig. 1287 01:04:23,266 --> 01:04:24,183 Thank you. 1288 01:04:24,350 --> 01:04:25,977 You're saying she won't sail? 1289 01:04:26,143 --> 01:04:28,104 Hold yer wind, you crusty scullard. 1290 01:04:28,271 --> 01:04:29,605 I ne'er said that. 1291 01:04:29,772 --> 01:04:32,108 She'll sail, but it'll take work 1292 01:04:32,275 --> 01:04:36,195 and luck to find the right sail to fit her mast. 1293 01:04:36,362 --> 01:04:38,238 Hacemos la suerte. 1294 01:04:38,905 --> 01:04:39,990 What's he sayin'? 1295 01:04:40,198 --> 01:04:42,951 We'll make our own luck, you dumb Swede. 1296 01:05:03,221 --> 01:05:05,181 Where's Angus with that sail? 1297 01:05:05,348 --> 01:05:07,434 There are only two more shopping days left. 1298 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,645 He's combing the entire coast. He'll find it. 1299 01:05:10,812 --> 01:05:12,063 How can you be sure? 1300 01:05:12,230 --> 01:05:13,815 If he don't, I'll kill him. 1301 01:05:15,275 --> 01:05:17,027 This is too slow. 1302 01:05:17,193 --> 01:05:19,738 I need a power saw attachment. 1303 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:21,906 Yeah. Right. 1304 01:05:28,454 --> 01:05:29,872 How many do you need? 1305 01:05:30,039 --> 01:05:31,373 You'd better keep cutting. 1306 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:32,875 What are they for? 1307 01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:35,961 I really don't know, but we need a lot. 1308 01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:39,882 So, you were a sailor, Mr. Scully? 1309 01:05:40,049 --> 01:05:41,467 That's right. 1310 01:05:42,134 --> 01:05:44,136 You must have good vision. 1311 01:05:44,303 --> 01:05:45,596 Aye. Sure. 1312 01:05:50,476 --> 01:05:51,810 Vicki, they're perfect. 1313 01:05:51,977 --> 01:05:54,229 Did you tell her they're perfect? 1314 01:05:54,396 --> 01:05:55,939 They're perfect. 1315 01:06:06,658 --> 01:06:08,869 What are you doing? 1316 01:06:09,036 --> 01:06:11,163 Taking a dirty picture. 1317 01:06:11,955 --> 01:06:14,874 The filthiest version of you I've ever seen. 1318 01:06:15,917 --> 01:06:17,418 What's with Frances Farmer? 1319 01:06:17,585 --> 01:06:20,213 There's an outbreak of depression. 1320 01:06:20,546 --> 01:06:21,881 How about you? 1321 01:06:22,048 --> 01:06:23,243 I'm hiding it. 1322 01:06:25,134 --> 01:06:26,969 Kept your dinner waiting. 1323 01:06:27,387 --> 01:06:29,222 I'll be back in a couple of minutes. 1324 01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:36,896 He's so nice, 1325 01:06:37,063 --> 01:06:39,399 and Gregg's so funny. 1326 01:06:40,191 --> 01:06:41,984 His teacher asked the class 1327 01:06:42,151 --> 01:06:44,904 what happens after the sperm meets the egg? 1328 01:06:45,071 --> 01:06:48,199 And Gregg goes, "you smoke a cigarette." 1329 01:06:50,243 --> 01:06:52,578 You're still a nonsmoker, aren't you? 1330 01:06:53,037 --> 01:06:54,247 Daddy. 1331 01:06:54,414 --> 01:06:56,165 Just being a dad, that's all. 1332 01:06:57,875 --> 01:07:01,838 - How's the boat coming? - It's coming. A little slow. 1333 01:07:02,630 --> 01:07:05,424 - Not good, huh? - Could be better. 1334 01:07:07,134 --> 01:07:09,136 Hey, can't win them all. 1335 01:07:09,553 --> 01:07:11,638 But you'd like to win one. 1336 01:07:12,514 --> 01:07:14,015 One would be nice. 1337 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,156 Here it is. Right here. 1338 01:07:29,322 --> 01:07:30,532 Dry rot. 1339 01:07:30,699 --> 01:07:32,117 I've got a thing for that. 1340 01:07:33,785 --> 01:07:35,328 I'll be right with you. 1341 01:07:35,704 --> 01:07:37,164 Right. Coming. 1342 01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:41,168 Hey, Dad! 1343 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,920 Hi. What's the matter? 1344 01:07:44,087 --> 01:07:46,840 We made a decision. We made a decision. 1345 01:07:47,048 --> 01:07:48,467 Yeah? About what? 1346 01:07:48,633 --> 01:07:51,595 We want to help fix the Barnacle. 1347 01:07:51,761 --> 01:07:54,805 We thought we'd help. Is it all right? 1348 01:07:54,972 --> 01:07:56,974 Yeah! Come on aboard. 1349 01:07:57,141 --> 01:07:58,809 All right! 1350 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,855 Hey, Dad. 1351 01:08:03,022 --> 01:08:04,231 What? 1352 01:08:05,065 --> 01:08:06,734 This could be the one. 1353 01:08:07,401 --> 01:08:08,736 Thanks. 1354 01:08:10,654 --> 01:08:11,989 My kids. 1355 01:08:12,156 --> 01:08:13,949 You knew that already, though, didn't you? 1356 01:08:14,283 --> 01:08:18,537 - God, blad! - I kliant neer t'frow, 1357 01:08:18,704 --> 01:08:20,289 but I nae canna locayta Sally. 1358 01:08:20,456 --> 01:08:23,083 Don't say you can't find a sail. 1359 01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:27,630 I traucht nigh to bain high upland a Fiona Tampa. 1360 01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,924 Go to Tampa, then. 1361 01:08:30,090 --> 01:08:31,967 Aye, Fiona Tampa. 1362 01:08:32,134 --> 01:08:33,260 You dumb Swede. 1363 01:08:33,427 --> 01:08:35,429 Nay dumb Swede, dumb Scot! 1364 01:08:35,596 --> 01:08:37,389 Same thing. Ha! 1365 01:10:00,887 --> 01:10:02,264 Honey. 1366 01:10:02,431 --> 01:10:03,724 Yeah? 1367 01:10:03,890 --> 01:10:05,726 Can you come up here, a minute? 1368 01:10:05,892 --> 01:10:07,269 Yeah? 1369 01:10:11,189 --> 01:10:13,275 Painted yourself in a corner, huh? 1370 01:10:13,817 --> 01:10:15,569 How do I get out? 1371 01:10:15,777 --> 01:10:18,988 I don't know. I did the same thing down here. Damn! 1372 01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:22,700 I'd like to propose a toast. 1373 01:10:23,284 --> 01:10:24,910 To my new friends 1374 01:10:25,578 --> 01:10:28,748 and to my best friends, the Chesters. 1375 01:10:30,249 --> 01:10:32,752 To the Barnacle for all the fun she's given us. 1376 01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:34,420 We've already won. 1377 01:10:34,587 --> 01:10:36,130 All right! 1378 01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:37,882 Yay! Yay! Yay! 1379 01:10:38,049 --> 01:10:41,177 Will the crew of the Barnacle raise your drinks? 1380 01:10:43,596 --> 01:10:45,306 Is something wrong with your arms? 1381 01:10:46,432 --> 01:10:48,684 You mean we're crew? 1382 01:10:48,851 --> 01:10:50,519 We can race with you? 1383 01:10:51,062 --> 01:10:52,104 What'd I say? 1384 01:10:52,271 --> 01:10:53,439 Daddy, that's excellent! 1385 01:10:53,606 --> 01:10:56,150 And we're going to win, right, admiral? 1386 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,319 It's gonna be a hell of a victory. 1387 01:10:58,486 --> 01:11:00,571 We'll have won it without a sail. 1388 01:11:01,072 --> 01:11:02,573 Why? Where's Angus? 1389 01:11:03,824 --> 01:11:05,743 Last time I heard, Savannah. 1390 01:11:10,205 --> 01:11:11,956 I need a grand Sally. 1391 01:11:12,165 --> 01:11:14,000 50 foot high, she be. 1392 01:11:14,167 --> 01:11:15,669 Nope. Sorry. 1393 01:11:15,835 --> 01:11:17,671 Never find her by tomorrow. 1394 01:12:02,673 --> 01:12:04,883 Simpson, that better be enough Jenny. 1395 01:12:05,050 --> 01:12:06,593 Yes, it is. 1396 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:09,888 Tuck your shirt in, Floyd. Look like a winner. 1397 01:12:36,915 --> 01:12:39,752 Be of good cheer, Angus is here! 1398 01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:42,087 Angus! Angus! 1399 01:12:48,968 --> 01:12:52,263 Welcome to the 12th annual Citrus Cove Regatta. 1400 01:12:52,430 --> 01:12:55,475 Again this year, we have the best skippers in Florida. 1401 01:12:55,641 --> 01:12:58,102 The vessel to beat is the Incisor, 1402 01:12:58,269 --> 01:13:00,605 skippered by Al Pellet, 1403 01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:04,066 winner of this event for seven consecutive years. 1404 01:13:05,985 --> 01:13:08,863 We want to wish everyone the best of luck. 1405 01:13:10,865 --> 01:13:12,825 The pecker didn't show up. 1406 01:13:13,409 --> 01:13:15,661 He's still coughing up that dough. 1407 01:13:17,872 --> 01:13:19,373 - Well, what do you know? - What? 1408 01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,667 - We've got a late arrival. - They just made it. 1409 01:13:21,834 --> 01:13:24,045 It hasn't started yet. 1410 01:13:24,295 --> 01:13:25,505 Well, we made it. 1411 01:13:25,671 --> 01:13:26,964 Haven't made nothing yet. 1412 01:13:27,965 --> 01:13:30,968 Number 2827... 1413 01:13:31,385 --> 01:13:32,929 The Barnacle. 1414 01:13:33,346 --> 01:13:35,013 Ain't that a restaurant? 1415 01:13:36,598 --> 01:13:38,016 Look. 1416 01:13:38,558 --> 01:13:40,060 Well, lookie there. 1417 01:13:40,227 --> 01:13:41,812 It's Captain Blackhawk 1418 01:13:41,978 --> 01:13:44,231 and the S.S. Moveable Feast. 1419 01:13:44,397 --> 01:13:47,526 Don't worry. We'll have the last laugh. 1420 01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:57,744 Hey, there's Gregg and Don! 1421 01:13:57,911 --> 01:13:59,538 Hi! 1422 01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:05,627 We have a start. 1423 01:14:06,211 --> 01:14:07,671 Give them the gun. 1424 01:14:14,970 --> 01:14:16,805 The boat feels different. 1425 01:14:16,972 --> 01:14:18,515 What's different? 1426 01:14:18,682 --> 01:14:20,559 She's twice as big as I'm used to. 1427 01:14:20,725 --> 01:14:22,143 Aw, she don't know that. 1428 01:14:22,310 --> 01:14:23,769 You'll get the feel of her. 1429 01:14:23,936 --> 01:14:25,521 Just follow her lead. 1430 01:14:25,688 --> 01:14:27,648 It's their lead I'm worried about. 1431 01:14:28,649 --> 01:14:29,984 You're worried, are you? 1432 01:14:30,150 --> 01:14:32,236 Good. That's the proper attitude. 1433 01:14:32,403 --> 01:14:34,196 It's a long race. We'll catch them. 1434 01:14:34,363 --> 01:14:35,781 I hope so. 1435 01:14:35,948 --> 01:14:37,366 Ease off on the jib. 1436 01:14:37,575 --> 01:14:38,951 Ease off on the jib! 1437 01:14:39,118 --> 01:14:40,452 Aye, aye, captain. 1438 01:14:40,619 --> 01:14:41,787 Sorry. 1439 01:14:43,247 --> 01:14:46,125 Mommy, can I play in the basement with Yorku? 1440 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:47,877 If it's O.K. with Yorku... 1441 01:14:48,043 --> 01:14:50,546 It's O.K. I play. 1442 01:14:50,713 --> 01:14:52,506 I'll be here. 1443 01:14:56,051 --> 01:14:57,928 I'm going to head up a little higher. 1444 01:15:04,226 --> 01:15:05,811 Head her up higher. 1445 01:15:05,978 --> 01:15:07,771 Heading up higher. 1446 01:15:13,401 --> 01:15:14,652 All right! 1447 01:15:16,654 --> 01:15:18,156 Look sharp. 1448 01:15:18,364 --> 01:15:19,824 Coming about! 1449 01:15:19,991 --> 01:15:21,534 All right. Hard alee! 1450 01:15:22,035 --> 01:15:24,078 Let's not blow it on the first marker! 1451 01:15:25,705 --> 01:15:26,915 All right. 1452 01:15:27,081 --> 01:15:28,166 Now cleat it! 1453 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:29,459 Cleat it! 1454 01:15:29,834 --> 01:15:31,711 The jib halyard's loose! 1455 01:15:32,545 --> 01:15:33,922 Prepare to come about. 1456 01:15:34,088 --> 01:15:35,632 Prepare to come about! 1457 01:15:36,466 --> 01:15:38,384 Look smart on the foredeck! 1458 01:15:38,551 --> 01:15:39,677 Hard alee! 1459 01:15:39,844 --> 01:15:41,554 Coming about! 1460 01:15:43,181 --> 01:15:45,183 Jennifer, walk that jib across. 1461 01:15:45,350 --> 01:15:47,268 Aye, aye, Dad! 1462 01:15:50,813 --> 01:15:53,524 Angus, trim and spar the other jib sheet. 1463 01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:55,193 Mainsail's too tight. 1464 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,195 Angus, loosen the main. 1465 01:15:57,362 --> 01:15:58,488 Aye. 1466 01:15:58,655 --> 01:16:00,281 Yorku, you're so pretty. 1467 01:16:00,615 --> 01:16:02,282 Your baby's a beauty. 1468 01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:03,408 Set. 1469 01:16:03,575 --> 01:16:04,743 Good. 1470 01:16:13,377 --> 01:16:14,294 Jack. 1471 01:16:14,461 --> 01:16:15,420 Yeah. 1472 01:16:15,587 --> 01:16:17,089 Take off your hat and wave. 1473 01:16:17,589 --> 01:16:19,299 Steady on the helm! 1474 01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:21,343 Dad, keep your hand on the wheel! 1475 01:16:22,010 --> 01:16:23,637 Sorry. Got it, though. 1476 01:16:23,804 --> 01:16:25,097 Thanks. 1477 01:16:26,848 --> 01:16:29,267 Have we fetched the second marker? 1478 01:16:29,434 --> 01:16:30,727 Not yet. 1479 01:16:30,936 --> 01:16:32,062 Damn! 1480 01:16:32,229 --> 01:16:33,772 They're losing us! 1481 01:16:33,981 --> 01:16:35,565 Prepare to jibe! 1482 01:16:36,274 --> 01:16:37,943 Check that turtle! 1483 01:16:38,110 --> 01:16:39,319 Jibe ho! 1484 01:16:39,486 --> 01:16:40,779 Let's get it down! 1485 01:16:40,988 --> 01:16:42,489 Floyd, get it down! 1486 01:16:43,115 --> 01:16:45,409 Prepare for the downwind run! 1487 01:16:45,575 --> 01:16:47,995 Cortez, drop the jib! 1488 01:16:48,161 --> 01:16:50,329 Hoist the spinnaker rounding the marker! 1489 01:16:50,487 --> 01:16:52,581 Hoist, damn it! Move! 1490 01:16:52,748 --> 01:16:55,751 Move! Move! Get it up there! 1491 01:16:56,752 --> 01:16:59,213 Trim the backsail! Come on! Hustle! 1492 01:16:59,547 --> 01:17:01,382 Easy aft. 1493 01:17:03,467 --> 01:17:05,136 All right, everybody! This is it-- 1494 01:17:05,261 --> 01:17:07,847 the run for the money. Prepare to jibe! 1495 01:17:09,348 --> 01:17:14,186 - Jibe ho! - Jibe ho! 1496 01:17:21,485 --> 01:17:22,945 Har. 1497 01:17:24,196 --> 01:17:26,198 Ease the pull forward about three inches. 1498 01:17:26,365 --> 01:17:29,201 Take a bearing on that last craft, Angus. 1499 01:17:35,875 --> 01:17:37,251 How are we doing, Dad? 1500 01:17:37,418 --> 01:17:38,878 We're O.K.! 1501 01:17:44,215 --> 01:17:45,925 We're not closing. 1502 01:17:46,885 --> 01:17:49,012 Jack, you've done beautifully, 1503 01:17:49,179 --> 01:17:51,806 but this old gal ain't got nothing else to give us. 1504 01:18:04,778 --> 01:18:06,780 Yorku, you think we'll win? 1505 01:18:06,946 --> 01:18:08,156 Yes. 1506 01:18:09,032 --> 01:18:10,450 What you got there? 1507 01:18:10,617 --> 01:18:13,286 Scrod. Scully's catches of the day. 1508 01:18:13,453 --> 01:18:14,412 You want some? 1509 01:18:14,579 --> 01:18:15,663 No. 1510 01:18:17,290 --> 01:18:18,666 Where did you get it? 1511 01:18:18,958 --> 01:18:20,418 From the freezer. 1512 01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:23,963 Didn't I tell you to remove all the food 1513 01:18:24,130 --> 01:18:25,673 and the freezer? 1514 01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:30,260 Oh! I think you says don't move the food and the freezer. 1515 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,264 Thank God for my bad spanish! 1516 01:18:34,431 --> 01:18:36,600 Todo de abajo afuera! 1517 01:18:36,767 --> 01:18:38,393 Everything out! 1518 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,854 There's hundreds of pounds of ballast down here! 1519 01:18:41,021 --> 01:18:42,523 We're still in this race! 1520 01:18:42,689 --> 01:18:44,483 Kids, help with the garbage! 1521 01:18:44,650 --> 01:18:46,068 Come on! Let's go! 1522 01:18:48,445 --> 01:18:50,280 Everything overboard! 1523 01:18:50,447 --> 01:18:51,907 Todo afueras. 1524 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:10,843 This old gal's got the straight-away power 1525 01:19:11,009 --> 01:19:12,761 to run the bastards down! 1526 01:19:12,928 --> 01:19:14,388 We give the squeeze! 1527 01:19:14,555 --> 01:19:16,265 You're doing great, Dad! 1528 01:19:16,431 --> 01:19:17,974 She's on her line! 1529 01:19:18,182 --> 01:19:19,433 I can feel her. 1530 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,519 Pellet, I'm coming to get you! 1531 01:19:21,686 --> 01:19:23,062 Out of my way! 1532 01:19:23,271 --> 01:19:24,689 Eat hot waves! 1533 01:19:24,856 --> 01:19:26,774 We're catching up on the big fart! 1534 01:19:26,941 --> 01:19:28,109 Watch your language. 1535 01:19:28,276 --> 01:19:29,819 The kid's right. He is a fart. 1536 01:19:29,986 --> 01:19:31,154 Thanks, Mom. 1537 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,613 So? 1538 01:19:32,780 --> 01:19:34,448 They look very natural. 1539 01:19:34,615 --> 01:19:35,825 Vicki! 1540 01:19:35,992 --> 01:19:37,994 I value a judge's opinion. 1541 01:19:38,202 --> 01:19:39,579 Thank you. 1542 01:19:39,745 --> 01:19:42,123 We'll show the people in the stands. 1543 01:19:42,290 --> 01:19:43,583 Good idea. 1544 01:19:43,749 --> 01:19:45,001 Word from the committee. 1545 01:19:45,168 --> 01:19:47,712 On the final leg, the Barnacle is moving up fast. 1546 01:19:51,507 --> 01:19:52,884 Damn it. 1547 01:19:53,759 --> 01:19:55,094 What's going on? 1548 01:19:55,261 --> 01:19:56,929 The bastards stole our wind. 1549 01:19:57,096 --> 01:19:59,599 - They can't, can they? - They've done it. 1550 01:19:59,765 --> 01:20:02,351 Can we turn the engine on till we catch the son of a bitch? 1551 01:20:03,686 --> 01:20:04,979 No. 1552 01:20:05,146 --> 01:20:06,646 I know. 1553 01:20:21,494 --> 01:20:23,538 Falling off. Stand by to trim. 1554 01:20:23,705 --> 01:20:26,374 - Aye. - What the hell you doin'? 1555 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,210 See that plane? 1556 01:20:28,376 --> 01:20:30,337 It's in a Maverick microburst, 1557 01:20:31,213 --> 01:20:32,923 a low altitude funnel gunnel. 1558 01:20:33,131 --> 01:20:34,799 I've seen it at the airport a hundred times. 1559 01:20:35,175 --> 01:20:37,636 All right! Go for it, boy! 1560 01:20:38,762 --> 01:20:41,097 Here it comes. Here it comes. 1561 01:20:41,306 --> 01:20:42,515 Here we go! 1562 01:20:42,682 --> 01:20:44,768 Trim her in, you dumb swede! 1563 01:20:44,935 --> 01:20:46,728 Can't you see we're in a funnel gunnel! 1564 01:20:46,937 --> 01:20:48,855 Aye, ya lovely Sally! 1565 01:20:50,065 --> 01:20:51,858 We're going fast. 1566 01:20:52,025 --> 01:20:53,276 We're gaining. 1567 01:20:53,443 --> 01:20:55,444 Where'd they get all that wind from? 1568 01:20:55,611 --> 01:20:56,737 Dad, we're closing in! 1569 01:20:56,904 --> 01:20:58,614 You're doing great, Dad! 1570 01:20:59,365 --> 01:21:01,158 I want to get a picture of Pellet as you pass him. 1571 01:21:01,325 --> 01:21:03,535 Make a couple of copies for me. 1572 01:21:03,702 --> 01:21:06,372 We're closing in on the scurvy bastard. 1573 01:21:07,206 --> 01:21:09,333 Trim the main! They're gaining. 1574 01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:12,086 When I tell you trim it, trim it! 1575 01:21:12,294 --> 01:21:13,921 We're beating him! 1576 01:21:14,088 --> 01:21:15,798 That a way, Dad! 1577 01:21:21,428 --> 01:21:23,305 Faster! Faster, Dad! 1578 01:21:23,472 --> 01:21:25,099 We're gaining on them! 1579 01:21:26,767 --> 01:21:28,185 How do we get more speed? 1580 01:21:28,352 --> 01:21:30,187 Can't. We need more sail. 1581 01:21:31,605 --> 01:21:33,399 Aye. Damn it. 1582 01:21:33,565 --> 01:21:34,942 With two more yards of sail, 1583 01:21:35,109 --> 01:21:36,527 we could've made it. 1584 01:21:39,613 --> 01:21:41,198 Scully, take the wheel. 1585 01:21:42,449 --> 01:21:44,284 Ladies and gentlemen, at this moment, 1586 01:21:44,450 --> 01:21:47,704 the Barnacle's a real threat to the Incisor. 1587 01:21:54,335 --> 01:21:56,546 We're in a wind pocket? 1588 01:21:56,879 --> 01:21:58,381 Come on! 1589 01:21:58,589 --> 01:22:01,050 I told you she could fly! 1590 01:22:01,153 --> 01:22:03,405 We're going to beat them! 1591 01:22:03,537 --> 01:22:04,830 There's the finish line! 1592 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:06,167 Floor it! 1593 01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:07,807 Go, Dad! Go! 1594 01:22:09,017 --> 01:22:11,102 What is it? What? 1595 01:22:11,269 --> 01:22:13,438 Are we dragging something? 1596 01:22:13,604 --> 01:22:14,731 What is it? 1597 01:22:14,897 --> 01:22:17,525 Aye! Mounty to the beasties! 1598 01:22:17,608 --> 01:22:19,193 We shall defeat thee! 1599 01:22:21,446 --> 01:22:23,072 Come on, Dad! Let's go! 1600 01:22:23,239 --> 01:22:25,199 We got it. We're so close! 1601 01:22:25,366 --> 01:22:27,452 Keep it up, Dad! 1602 01:22:30,204 --> 01:22:31,331 Pants! 1603 01:22:31,497 --> 01:22:32,582 Al! 1604 01:22:32,914 --> 01:22:35,083 He's flying his pants, Al! 1605 01:22:43,884 --> 01:22:47,512 The Barnacle captained by Jack Chester is the winner! 1606 01:22:49,139 --> 01:22:50,390 Whoo! 1607 01:22:50,557 --> 01:22:52,100 We did it! 1608 01:22:53,894 --> 01:22:56,938 We got beat by a restaurant wearing pants! 1609 01:22:57,147 --> 01:22:58,315 Trousers? 1610 01:22:58,482 --> 01:22:59,566 Is that legal? 1611 01:22:59,733 --> 01:23:01,985 I don't know, but I like it. 1612 01:23:02,194 --> 01:23:03,236 Yay! 1613 01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:04,488 We did it! 1614 01:23:04,654 --> 01:23:07,699 I did not hear that horn! 1615 01:23:10,285 --> 01:23:11,953 Daddy, did you win? 1616 01:23:12,162 --> 01:23:14,664 We won! Your dad won! 1617 01:23:14,831 --> 01:23:16,541 Yorku, daddy won! 1618 01:23:16,708 --> 01:23:18,543 Oh, wonderful! 103678