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Postman Butters
with a special delivery for you.
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– What’s this?
– A sushi restaurant opened in town.
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Try their lunch specials.
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You can count on Postman Butters.
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Special delivery.
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Here you are.
Brand new sushi restaurant in town.
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A flyer for you from Postman Butters.
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Welcome to City Wok.
Can I take order, please?
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Postman Butters here
with a special delivery for you.
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What?
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It’s a coupon for an Asian restaurant
that just opened up in town.
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A what?
Let me see that.
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A sushi place!
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How come every time a hard-working
Chinese man open a business,
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some smelly Japanese dog
had to come and try to invade him?
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I don’t know.
I’m just being paid to hand out flyers.
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Where is this Japanese toilet bowl?
How far from my City Wok?
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You mean the sushi restaurant?
It’s right over there.
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What?
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What the fuck?
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Welcome to City Sushi.
Can I take a order, please?
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What’s the big idea,
putting your City Sushi
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right next to my City Wok?
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I do not understand your accent.
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You want the city tuna roll?
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I don’t want shitty tuna roll.
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I want you to find another shitty town
to open your shitty sushi place!
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Why don’t you please speak Engrish?
Maybe I can understand you.
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I am speaking Engrish.
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Why aren’t you speaking Engrish,
you soba-eating fuck?
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Get out or I call police.
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Come on, kid.
You don’t wanna eat this shitty sushi.
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It give you worms.
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Better than shitty Kung Pao chicken
made from cat!
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Does this mailman belong to you?
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That’s my son.
Is there a problem?
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There’s been an Asian turf war,
and your son has caused it.
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What?
An Asian turf war?
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You are grounded.
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– I was just handing out coupons…
– Don’t talk back to me.
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We’ll send the bill for the damages,
but in the meantime,
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please keep a closer eye
on your child.
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Go up to your room.
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– What’s going on?
– Butters started an Asian turf war.
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For the love of Pete.
What is wrong with that boy?
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It’s clear it isn’t our parenting.
We’re awesome.
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He must have mental problems.
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I think we better have him
checked out.
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Well, Dr. Janus?
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I’m afraid I have some bad news.
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Your son is suffering
from multiple personality disorder.
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There are several personalities
going on in there.
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One is named Postman Butters,
and yet another is Fireman Butters.
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And there’s even Inspector Butters
and a Professor Chaos.
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My God!
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From what I gather,
he jumps in and out of personalities
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when he’s outside playing.
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Sometimes, he’s a cowboy,
and other times, he’s an Indian.
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And the two seem to be
at constant odds.
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Poor Butters!
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What can we do?
Should we ground him?
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I don’t think grounding him
would do much good at this point.
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What your son needs now
is lots of tender loving medication.
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Heavy medication.
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A brand new sushi place
has opened in South Park,
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adding to our booming
Asian district.
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With the addition
of the new Chinese restaurant,
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towns people are naming
this whole Chinatown area
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Little Tokyo.
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What the fuck?
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– You see what happened?
– I told you not to come in here!
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Now, everyone think the Chinese
and the Japanese are the same thing!
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I don’t even know
what the fuck you are saying.
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You Japanese racist!
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Come quick.
It’s Butters.
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Look.
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Honk, honk!
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Breaker 19,
it’s clean clear active flagtown.
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Looks like
we’ve got ourselves a convoy.
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Now, he thinks he’s a truck driver!
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The medication isn’t working!
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You got a smoky on your tail,
but Big Rig Butters is here to help.
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Hey, Dad.
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You’re back.
He’s back!
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– I love you.
– I love you too.
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You’re going to be OK.
You hear me?
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You are going to be OK!
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You get out.
I told you not to come in here!
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Hold a minute.
I come in peace.
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I don’t believe you!
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Come on.
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All this fighting,
it’s just so sirry.
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Chinese and the Japanese
been fighting for so rong.
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It’s ridicurous.
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What we need is to have a tweety.
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– What is a tweety?
– We need a tweety.
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– A tweety?
– Not a tweety, a tweety!
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– You mean a tweety?
– What the fuck is a tweety?
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– A tweety.
– A tweety?
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Rook, all these racist people
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think the Chinese and the Japanese
are the same, right?
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So, you and me,
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we put on a big assembry
for all the kids at the school,
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then everyone understand
the culture difference.
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You know, so they know
fried rice isn’t from Japan,
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and teriyaki isn’t from China.
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– Teriyaki isn’t from China?
– Teriyaki not from fucking China!
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Very well,
I will do assembry with you.
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Rearry?
Great!
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I’ll meet you tomorrow.
We can go over our pran.
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And when you get to that assembry,
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you’re gonna get big surprise,
you Japanese dog.
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When you were playing
in the yard yesterday,
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do you remember
becoming someone named…
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Big Rig Butters?
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Sure.
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What makes
Big Rig Butters come out?
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Did somebody hurt him?
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Did he do something bad
he can’t forgive himself for?
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He’s pretty much just a truck driver.
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You don’t know,
but maybe someone else in there does.
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Do you think it would be possible
for me to speak with…
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Inspector Butters?
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Sure.
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I’m now speaking to the person
known as Inspector Butters.
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Inspector Butters is on the case.
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This is fun!
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Inspector Butters, what do you want?
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To solve mysteries.
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Is there someone else living with you,
someone named…
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Professor Chaos?
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Sure, he’s the bringer
of destruction and evil!
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He’s a bad man.
He doesn’t like Butters, does he?
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Does Professor Chaos
want to murder Butters?
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What?
Why would I do that?
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– Who am I speaking to now?
– Me, Butters.
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You’re back.
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– I’m confused.
– I know you are.
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This is going to sound scary, but…
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you have people
living inside your head.
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And some of them want to murder you.
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– Really?
– I’m afraid you’re a little sick.
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But it’s OK.
Together, we’ll get you well.
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Don’t listen to Dr. Janus.
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He’s a mean old man
and a big silly grownup!
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Pardon me?
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He’s just a big old stick in the mud
who doesn’t like to play!
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Don’t mind him.
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Billy is a pretty messed up kid.
He was molested by his uncle.
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Dr. Janus isn’t going
to be alive for long.
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I’m going to kill him!
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Now, what are the things
that make you happy?
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What’s the matter?
Are you still with us?
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Is one of your other personalities
trying to take over?
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Let’s play battleship.
All hands on the poop deck!
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Your soul will bleed for eternity.
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You don’t even know
what sexy is, Mr. Harrison.
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That big bad freshness
lasts right through it!
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The horned toad says
we should go to Mexico.
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What are you feeling?
Are you nervous about your condition?
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This is Butters.
It’s Wednesday night at 9:00 PM.
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From what I understand,
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there are people living inside my head,
and they want to kill me.
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It must be true,
because every night, I wet the bed.
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So tonight,
I’m gonna leave the camera on
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to see what exactly I become
while I’m sleeping.
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Man, this is freaky,
like that movie Paranormal.
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So, good night for now.
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Good night, Butters.
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Good night, Butters.
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All right,
I guess I’m gonna fast forward.
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Dr. Janus?
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Mom, Dad!
I wet the bed again!
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Sweet Jesus!
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Kids, today we have
a special assembly.
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We’ll learn about…
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the diversity of Asian people.
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Please welcome Mr. Lu Kim
and Mr. Junichi Takiyama.
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Ni hao ma, South Park Elementary?
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Konnichiwa!
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How we are feeling?
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Mr. Takiyama,
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did you know that China and Japan
are actually a different country?
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Rearry?
That’s right!
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If you look at map, you can see.
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This whole thing is China,
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and Japan is this really
bitty country over here.
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And that’s why
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the Japanese always try
and take over China!
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The Japanese
rape and kill people in Nanking!
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The only thing Japanese
love more than killing people
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is killing themselves!
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Suicide rate in Japan sky-high.
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Fuck you!
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I’m a Japanese and I had a bad day.
I think I’ve got to kill myself.
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I wasn’t expecting you until 5:30.
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Dr. Janus,
I wanted to give you something.
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You remember how you told me
if I got myself on video,
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it might help me with my problem?
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– Did you catch something?
– I saw you pissing in my face.
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So, you’re on to me, you little shit?
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Inspector Butters
figured out I set him up?
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I thought it was one
of your other personalities trying…
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Come on, you think
multiple personality disorder is real?
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I’ve been using that
to scam this town for seven years.
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I got to get out of here
thanks to you.
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But I’m getting one last heist,
and you’re gonna help me.
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Get in there.
Move it, asshole!
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This is illegal.
We could get arrested.
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Jesus!
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They’re all idiots.
The vault, get to the vault.
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Come on, move it!
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Get this on and get in that vault.
That’s where the real goods are.
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Torch that door, you hear me?
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I’ll kill your parents!
I’ll kill your friends!
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– I said get that fucking door open.
– I’m trying!
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What are you doing?
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Is a blowtorch?
Put that down.
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You’re having another episode.
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Your name is Butters.
Try and remember.
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But you said to…
You told me to…
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Oh, boy.
You’ve really done it this time.
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I know it’s not your fault,
but I’m sorry,
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I’m gonna have
to alert the authorities.
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You have to try to understand
that he can’t help what he’s doing.
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He probably has
no memory of it at all.
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At least, everything is accounted for.
Thank God you came when you did.
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Breaking into a store?
What are you?
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I suppose there’s no need for jail,
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so long as you ground your son.
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We’ll ground the shit out of him.
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Thank you so much.
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Harro.
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You get the fuck out of my place!
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Hold on, prease.
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I’m sorry.
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I admit it,
I fucked you at the assembly.
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How about you and me together
doing Asian diversity festival.
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Get the fuck out
before I call police!
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Prease, I’m admitting it.
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I fucked you at assembry.
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There no way around it.
It was very sneaky.
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Kind of like Pearl Harbor.
245
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,640
That was sneaky too.
246
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:17,640
Pearl Harbor can sneak.
I think we can all be sneaky sometimes.
247
00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:22,400
But that sneaky Chinese man,
he’s gone.
248
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:27,820
If we can have Asian diversity festival,
we no longer have to deal
249
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,410
with racial stereotypes.
250
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:31,410
Prease!
251
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:37,790
Against my better judgment,
I will trust you one more time.
252
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,250
But this time,
you better not rub your hands together
253
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,340
when you turn around to walk away.
254
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,050
See you tomorrow.
255
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:52,010
And at that Asian diversity day,
you’re gonna get a rittle surprise,
256
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,140
you Japanese dog.
257
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:02,520
That does it.
I am through with all of you.
258
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,320
No more Postman Butters.
259
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,940
No more Inspector Butters.
260
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,900
No more Porn Star Butters.
261
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,610
No more Professor Chaos
and no more…
262
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,170
It’s me, Billy.
You got to help!
263
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:30,300
I’ve tried to tell ol’ Dr. Janus
that we’re in danger,
264
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,340
but Dr. Janus doesn’t realize
there’s a problem.
265
00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:37,060
The mean man that lives in our head
is trying to take over for good.
266
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,680
Excuse me.
267
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,350
Don’t call out for help.
268
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,270
He’s got a gun.
269
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:46,480
If you draw any attention,
he’ll kill us.
270
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:49,690
Please, I’m just a kid too.
I can’t help you.
271
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:52,990
You can’t,
but you know somebody who can.
272
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,570
Inspector Butters.
273
00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,330
You’ve got to become
Inspector Butters
274
00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,910
and help me find out
what the mean man wants.
275
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,080
You told me
not to play Inspector Butters.
276
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,330
You don’t understand.
277
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,920
For some reason,
the mean man is getting stronger.
278
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,710
You have to help me
find out how to stop him.
279
00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:18,430
I’m standing in the heart
of South Park’s Little Tokyo,
280
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,440
where the multitude of our Chinese
are putting on a festival.
281
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,020
Both of them have gone all out
to celebrate Asian culture.
282
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:27,650
The owner of Shitty Wok
283
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:30,780
has actually paid
for what he calls a tower of peace,
284
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,610
to symbolize harmony
between the two restaurants.
285
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,870
Mr. Takiyama, a note for you.
286
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:43,040
Konnichiwa, my fine Japanese friend.
287
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:48,040
It’s so great that Chinese and Japanese
are finally getting arong.
288
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:52,300
We should take a picture together
on top of the tower of peace.
289
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,680
I’m up there waiting for you now.
290
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,600
Prease, come meet me
on top of the tower of peace.
291
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,970
It will be rearry nice.
292
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,770
And when you get
to the top of that tower,
293
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,860
you’re gonna get a rittle surprise,
you Japanese…
294
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,270
Sorry.
295
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,190
Anyway, see you on top of tower.
296
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,040
Dr. Janus sure has a big house,
doesn’t he?
297
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,290
He’s planning on hurting people,
I just know it.
298
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,630
We’re gonna get
to the bottom of this.
299
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,840
This is fun.
300
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,460
You’re Inspector Butters,
and I’m your assistant Dr. Watson.
301
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,090
Let’s find out what we need to
and get out of here.
302
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,060
What are you doing in my house?
303
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:46,060
It’s OK.
You think you’re Inspector Butters.
304
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,650
Let’s get you home.
305
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:52,280
– Where are you going?
– Come on!
306
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,280
You aren’t leaving here, Inspector.
307
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,240
None of you are!
308
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,540
Come on, try and come back to us.
309
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,370
You can’t run forever.
310
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,710
Excuse me,
did someone order a pizza?
311
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,500
That was me, but I’m a little busy.
I’ll be right back.
312
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:12,500
You’ll never turn me in,
Inspector Butters.
313
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:13,800
You’re dead!
314
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,280
They wanna take over my City Wok!
315
00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,950
Hory crap, what time is it?
I’m rate!
316
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,450
What took you so long?
317
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:52,130
I’m afraid my tower of peace
was a rittle bit of trickery,
318
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,040
Mr. Japanese dog.
319
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,090
I’m gonna put an end to you,
320
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,760
and everyone gonna think
it’s because you did
321
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,760
what Japanese people
rove doing most.
322
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,600
Don’t do it.
Don’t kill yourself, prease!
323
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:10,190
Fuck you!
I’m not trying to kill myself.
324
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,900
Don’t do it, prease.
So much to rive for!
325
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,740
This is South Park police.
326
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,950
Porice?
How?
327
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,990
We know the truth.
328
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,700
This Chinese rat trying to kill me!
329
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,000
He’s not Chinese.
He’s white.
330
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,370
What the fuck you’re talking about?
331
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:33,290
Your name is Dr. Janus.
332
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,090
You people crazy.
333
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:36,630
Listen to them, it’s true.
334
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,340
Truth hurts, doesn’t it, Janus?
335
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,130
Who are you people?
Why are you all here?
336
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:45,390
How could I let myself berieve
white man was a Chinese?
337
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:48,140
I have brought shame upon myself.
338
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,100
This is racial stereotype!
339
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,280
You’re telling us
340
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,950
that Dr. Janus has been the owner
of City Wok all this time?
341
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:04,950
Right.
342
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,580
Of all his multiple personalities,
the strongest was Lu Kim.
343
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,670
And we never would have known
if it hadn’t been for Inspector Butters.
344
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,250
I’m just glad the whole thing
is over and done.
345
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:20,920
Maybe now, poor ol’ Dr. Janus
can finally get the help he needs.
346
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:25,590
Thanks to you,
maybe he can get back to his real self.
347
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,260
I’m sure he could.
348
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,720
But, then again,
349
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,690
does the world really need
another therapist?
350
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,140
What do you mean?
351
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,570
Would it really be so bad
for us to just let him go on
352
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,480
thinking he’s Lu Kim forever?
353
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,490
Now that City Sushi is gone,
354
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,990
City Wok is the only
Chinese restaurant left in town.
355
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,370
Let’s just let him keep believing
he’s a Chinese man.
356
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,750
Done.
357
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:55,000
He’s asking for a blanket.
358
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:58,000
We’re gonna process him
and get him back to the restaurant.
359
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,380
Thank you.
360
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,430
I hate Japanese people.
361
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,350
They try to shut down my City Wok.
362
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,270
But they never will.
363
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,440
They probably are watching me,
the Japanese.
364
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:22,990
Ret them.
365
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,490
I’m not even gonna swat that fry.
366
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:27,820
They’ll see.
367
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:31,160
And they’ll say,
“Wow, that a Shitty Wok owner.”
368
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,080
He will never harm a fry.
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