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Welcome, oh, welcome
to our little play.
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It's our hope that you all
learn something today.
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I am a tooth.
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So white and so strong.
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I am a toothbrush.
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My bristles are long.
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Together we work to
keep the bad guy away.
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He's mean and he hurts, and
his name's tooth decay!
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His name is tooth decay!
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Where is tooth decay?
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Tooth decay, that's your cue!
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He's not here!
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What do you mean he's not here?
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He's at home watching the royal wedding!
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The what?
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He said he had to watch it!
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Is this some kind of joke?
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We are two weeks into tech rehearsals!
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Who the heck would sit at home,
watching the royal wedding?
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It is a glorious spring morning and
literally thousands have gathered
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for the royal wedding.
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People are still filing inside the abbey,
to watch the Prince and Princessss of Canada
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exchange their vows.
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What a great day for Canadians everywhere.
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The winnipeg drummers playing
the 'march of a thousand farts'
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as is traditional for the
Canadian royal family.
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All the biggest Canadian
celebrities are on hand.
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There are sirs Terrance and Phillip with
their wives, the lovely queef sisters.
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I believe -- yes, I believe one
of the sisters quiffed just now.
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There are Canadian recording artists
sir Brian Adams and sir Corey Hart.
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Everyone looking smashing today.
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There he is, the Prince of Canada.
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What a wonderful day it is for him.
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What a wonderful day it is for all of us.
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Inside the abbey now, everyone
waiting with anticipation.
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There's the queen of Canada,
in attendance of course.
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I believe she just quiffed.
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The Prince makes his way down the aisle.
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Led by the bishop of Newfoundland.
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People in attendance now gently tossing
Captain Crunch as the Prince passes by,
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as of course is tradition.
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The prince takes his place next to the
large vat of butterscotch pudding.
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Oh and here she comes!
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Yes, there she is!
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The about to be Princess of Canada!
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Isn't she ravishing?
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So pure of heart,
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so strong in body.
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So hot in the face.
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She is indeed the living
symbol of our great country.
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My God, she's beautiful.
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Princess.
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The Canadian Prince is now dipping his
arms in the pudding, as is tradition.
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The Princess will of
course scrape the pudding
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off the Prince's arms thus
symbolizing their union.
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What a glorious day for our
country and indeed the world.
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And now of course the -- wait a
minute, what's this -- oh oh,
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something is going terribly wrong!
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The abbey is shaking violently
and explosions abound
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the top, yes, the top of
the abbey is collapsing.
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The Prince and the Princess
look on in horror.
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This is not the tradition.
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This is not traditional at all.
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A giant hole now blasted into
the ceiling debris falling down
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and crushing several spectators
which is also not the tradition
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for a royal Canadian wedding.
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A bright beam of light shooting
through the hole in the ceiling.
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The Princess now is in some
kind of isometric cube.
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This is certainly breaking
with tradition now.
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No!
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No!
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Canadians in attendance
cannot believe their eyes.
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Widespread panic.
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The Princess being hoisted away.
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The little mushroom people of nova
scotia, screaming with horror.
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The Prince is attempting
to grab hold of the cube.
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The Duke and duchess of calgary
are hiding behind the pews.
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This is indeed a horrible day for
all of Canada, and therefore --
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and the pudding has just been knocked over!
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Oh, this does not go with tradition at all.
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The royal pudding now spilling all over
the abbey as the Princess is lifted up.
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Up.
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And she is gone.
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The Princess has been taken.
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This is indeed a horrible day for Canada,
and therefore, the rest of the world.
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I am a tooth.
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So white and so strong.
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I am a toothbrush.
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My bristles are long.
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Together we work to keep the bad guy away.
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He's mean and he hurts, and
his name's tooth decay!
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His name's tooth decay!
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Oh no!
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It's tooth decay!
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He's gonna get us!
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No, no. Tooth decay.
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Your character is supposed
to be mean and nasty, mkay.
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Not crying.
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No, no. See, tooth decay can't be
sad until toothbrush and dental
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floss have gotten rid of him.
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You can't just start already
sad, there's nowhere to go.
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There's no arc, mkay?
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Oh for cryin' out loud!
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Alright, alright, tooth decay, you
just go home and sort yourself out!
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The rest of us will
rehearse the finale again.
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And you better come back tomorrow with a
different attitude, tooth decay, mkay?
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The tornado was said to be
the deadliest in 56 years.
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In other news, it's been 24 hours now and
the Princess of Canada is still missing.
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All of Canada is in mourning
as nationwide suicides abound.
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The Princess is gone!
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The Princess is gone!
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A massive candlelight vigil was held last
night, led by the Canadian band rush.
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And it seems to me you lived your life
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like a flower breaking wind.
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Never knowing who to turn towards
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the Prince of Canada has said that --
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we have just received breaking news
that the Canadian government now knows
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who took the Princess.
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The Canadian prime minister is instructing
all people of Canadian descent to go home
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and 'open their box of faith.'
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box of faith?
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What the heck is that?
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Hello there my noble,
strong, fellow Canadian.
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If you are watching this filmstrip, then
no doubt Canada is in grave danger.
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As you know, the very heart of
Canada is the royal family.
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If you have been ordered
to open your box of faith,
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then one or more of the royal
family must be in peril.
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Or else you just opened your box of faith
and are watching this without being told to
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in which case you are a dick.
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If you have indeed been instructed to open
the box, then this is a call to arms.
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All Canadians in fighting condition are
asked to meet by the tree in Edmonton.
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In your box of faith you will
find all the items you need.
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A location beacon, a first
aid kit and a sandwich.
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You may eat the sandwich now.
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Good luck, Canadian citizen,
and God help you.
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All of Canada is relying on you.
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Where are you going?
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Ike, where are you going?
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I gotta get to Canada and join
the army and save the Princess!
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Whereas salagadoola mechika boola equals x.
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And bibbidy bobbidy boo is y.
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Put 'em together and what have you got?
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Bibbidy bobbidy boo - x+y=y.
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X=zero.
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The song is badly written.
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Second verse x+y=bibbidy
bobbidy cubed + boo.
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Kyle Broflovski!
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Do you mind telling me
where your brother is?
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I don't know.
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How am I supposed to do a play, mkay,
teaching students about the importance
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of dental hygiene without tooth decay?
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We have two more days of tech, and
then previews start on Monday.
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What am I supposed to do, Kyle?
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You tell me!
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Well, couldn't you, you know, just
get rid of the part of tooth decay?
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Getting rid of tooth decay
is what I'm trying to do!!
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He's your brother, Kyle Broflovski mkay?
How are you going to fix this?
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Hey.
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Hey there.
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You going to Canada too?
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What am I saying?
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Of course you're going to Canada.
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You're Canadian, sure enough.
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Opened your box of faith, did you?
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Me too.
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They can't take our Princess
and get away with it!
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Mind if I sit down?
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Soon as I heard the call there was
no question I was gonna sign up!
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Didn't care how far away I was, I
was gonna get to the rally point
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at the tree in Edmonton.
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Didn't know other Canadians
living here in the U.S.
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I'm from Toronto originally.
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But everywhere I went people were
terrified by my disfigurement.
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I have to wear this bag on my
head because I'm hideously ugly.
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Had to move here to the United States.
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Here people don't think I look ugly.
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They just think I look Canadian.
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The name's ugly Bob.
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I am a tooth.
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So white and so strong.
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I am a toothbrush.
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My bristles are long.
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Together we work to
keep the bad guy away.
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He's mean and he hurts, and
his name's tooth decay!
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I am tooth decay!
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Your teeth shall be mine!
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With candy and treats I will
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hold it! Hold it! Stop!
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What the heck was that?
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I'm just doing the lines.
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The audience is supposed to feel
scared of tooth decay, Kyle!
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Mkay? If tooth decay has no believability,
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then toothbrush and dental floss
have nothing to play against!
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I'm trying, Mr. Mackey, I really am.
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Oh, you're tryin'.
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You call rolling your fat ass out on the
stage and lazily blurting out your lines
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like a turtle taking a.
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You call that trying?
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This play is supposed to change how
people think, Kyle, get it right.
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Just pick it up from there.
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Brave Canadians!
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You have answered the call and now
we must face our greatest foe.
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The Princess has been kidnapped and we
believe this to be the work of the giant!
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Ooh, the giant!
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The giant!
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That's not good.
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We are attempting to attract the giant
now, with a bowl of kraft dinner.
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When the giant arrives, we will attack
him with our guns, our swords, our --
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fee fi fo fum, I smell kraft dinner.
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It's the giant!
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Scott,
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give us back the Princess, Scott!!
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You fart loving tricksters!
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I'll take care of you?
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You're a dick, Scott.
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You have always been a dick.
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And then you got radiation poisoning
in ottawa and now you're a giant dick.
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No, you all kept calling me a dick, and
so then that turned me into a dick!
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And then I got radiation poisoning
in ottawa and now I'm a giant dick!
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Just hand over the Princess of Canada!
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Why would I take the Princess of Canada?
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Because you're a giant dick?
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I'm also the biggest Canadian
patriot of all of you!
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You know that I would never
harm the royal family!
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Aw, crap.
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Sorry, everyone, looks like
we had some bad intel.
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Return to your homes.
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- Come on. - Let's go.
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- Yeah, we tried. - That's all we can do.
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Come on.
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Well, at least we tried.
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I guess the Princess is gone for good, huh?
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What is wrong with you people?
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It is perfectly obvious
who took the Princess!
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I might be a giant, but there is one
threat to Canada bigger than me!
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Who?
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The native Canadians!
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The native Canadians?
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There, you see that?
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God damn, native Canadians.
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Think they run the world.
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[Speaking inuit]
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[Speaking inuit]
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Fart loving Eskimos.
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I'm sure they've taken the Princess.
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Just look at them.
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Loudmouth self-centered assholes.
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[Speaking inuit]
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Let's get 'em!
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Let's mess 'em up!
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What?
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You're looking at me like I'm
some kind of Eskimo racist!
254
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Well, I'm not!
255
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Think aboot it!
256
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Before the noble white man arrived, Canada
was populated with these snow monkeys.
257
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Who else would be pissed off enough
at Canada to kidnap our royalty?
258
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Oh shit!
259
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Okay, in fifteen minutes you all are
not gonna care about this anymore
260
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so I'll just say what I need to say.
261
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That was the worst rehearsal
we have ever had.
262
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We are two days away from opening
and you're all messing around!
263
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,560
That's because tooth decay sucks.
264
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:27,370
Yeah! That's right.
265
00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:28,470
Tooth decay sucks!
266
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It's him!
267
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,890
Oh don't put this all on tooth decay!
268
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,760
Lemme tell you something, dental floss.
269
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You're not as good as you think you are!
270
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You're already acting like you're a
star and we haven't even opened yet!
271
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Open your eyes, dental floss.
272
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You're about to blow your shot!
273
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,540
Neck-a-mic, pee-yoosh-tu-ah!
274
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[Speaking inuit]
275
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,300
Ohhhhh!!
276
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,990
He says that the taking of
the Princess was foretold.
277
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:07,340
[Speaking inuit]
278
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,340
He says Eskimos do hate us Canadians,
279
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:12,510
but that there is an even bigger
threat to Canada who has the Princess!
280
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:18,190
[Speaking inuit]
281
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,450
He said the evil that took
her wasn't Canadian at all,
282
00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:23,520
but a beast, who preys upon
people of all nationalities!
283
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:26,870
They can lead us to the beast,
but we will have to destroy it!
284
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,220
I don't know what the God damn problem is.
285
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,890
Maybe you all don't know how
serious tooth decay is,
286
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,370
maybe you all just don't give a heck.
287
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:43,430
You all probably think you can
live your lives cavity free,
288
00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:48,410
mkay, never giving two cents about the
plaque that's building on your teeth.
289
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,960
Kyle, you have single-handedly
destroyed all
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that which I worked on
for the past six years.
291
00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,550
And so I want you to know, Kyle,
292
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:06,960
once and for all, why this whole dental
hygiene thing is so important to me.
293
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,030
Two years ago
294
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:17,220
I lost my father to tooth decay, mkay.
295
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,210
He was an intelligent,
296
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:23,700
hard working man and my whole
family watched as tooth decay
297
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,040
took him in the blink of an eye!
298
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:32,350
You've been told to brush and to floss,
but do you really know the importance behind it?
299
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,400
do you?
300
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:47,470
[Speaking inuit]
301
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,610
This is stupid!
302
00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:50,390
I'm telling you, you're
making a mistake, kid!
303
00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:51,720
Aw, leave the kid alone, Scott.
304
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,790
Well, what are we doing
following this ice beaner?
305
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,500
We've been walking around for hours!
306
00:16:55,500 --> 00:17:00,530
[Speaking inuit]
307
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,170
Don't worry.
308
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,380
If there's one thing Eskimos are
good at it's finding things.
309
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:04,660
Eskimos are good for nothing.
310
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,300
I paid one to give me a blow job once.
311
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,350
All she did was rub her nose
against my penis for 45 seconds
312
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,290
and then asked me to pay her.
313
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,490
God damn polar gooks.
314
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:13,030
Stop being a dick, Scott.
315
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,760
Oh, so now I'm a dick!
316
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,160
Wait a minute!
317
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,090
Look!
318
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:20,090
Ahghgghghghgh!!
319
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,390
It's the Princess!
320
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,140
Princess!
321
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,090
Your teeth are your friends.
322
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,240
They are friends in your mouth.
323
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:33,060
Take care of your friends,
or they'll rot and fall out.
324
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,330
Visit your dentist.
325
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,600
He is your friend too.
326
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:42,180
And dental floss also is here to help you.
327
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,970
Oh, no, not dental floss!
328
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,860
What will I do?
329
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:47,900
Flat!
330
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:49,070
You're flat!
331
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:52,740
There!
332
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,150
Please, save me!
333
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,150
You have to hurry!
334
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,820
It wants to kill me?!
335
00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:57,980
Who took you, Princess?
336
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,100
I should have listened!
337
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,460
I didn't believe it was real!
338
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,140
Oh God!
339
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,500
It's behind you!
340
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:06,520
Of course!
341
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,740
The evil atok atok!
342
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,440
The dark lord that takes
from all nationalities.
343
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,500
It's tooth decay.
344
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,870
I am tooth decay!
345
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,310
Your teeth shall be mine!
346
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,250
I should have always brushed and
flossed and avoided sweets!
347
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,300
Fart loving tooth decay!
348
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,400
I'll fix you!
349
00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,350
[Speaking inuit]
350
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,270
Save me!
351
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,580
It's coming for me!
352
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:40,410
Help!
353
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,550
Help!
354
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:45,820
Princess!
355
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,140
Look away!
356
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,980
What the --
357
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:04,060
you did it, kid!
358
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,430
[Speaking inuit]
359
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,950
Oh, thank you!
360
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,110
Thank you!
361
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:18,670
I want you all to take a serious
look at yourselves, mkay!
362
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,460
Act one was pure dog shit!
363
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:27,730
If tooth decay is singing flat,
then the whole thing sounds flat!
364
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,690
Mkay?
365
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,890
Mr. Mackey!
366
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,440
Mr. Mackey!
367
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,850
We are putting a stop to this play.
368
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,030
It's over.
369
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:36,870
What?
370
00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:37,850
Why?
371
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,390
Don't worry, act 2 will be better.
372
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,880
These kids just aren't listening to me.
373
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,500
No, it's over.
374
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,750
They got him, Mr. Mackey.
375
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:46,210
Tooth decay.
376
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,000
They got the son of a bitch.
377
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,740
What?
378
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,010
Up in the Yukon.
379
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:52,670
All bureaus are confirming it.
380
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,230
You can let it go, Mackey.
381
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:55,910
Tooth decay is gone.
382
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,220
Oh.
383
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,860
Oh, God.
384
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,580
Go on home, kids, mkay.
385
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,860
It's over.
386
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,880
What?
387
00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:27,370
The Princess now giving the Canadian
medal of courage to ugly Bob,
388
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:31,100
and also to Scott who is
of course a giant dick.
389
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,730
And katook-took of the Yukon.
390
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,640
The medal, of course, made of
white chocolate, as is tradition.
391
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:38,830
What a glorious day for Canada,
and therefore, the world.
392
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:42,410
The Duke of calgary, standing
up and putting on a fake beard.
393
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,620
A tradition passed down
since the birth of Canada.
394
00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:49,720
The Princess now knighting
sir Ike Broflovski.
395
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,520
Giving him three kisses and a
pair of socks, as is tradition.
396
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,780
I mean, come on, guys,
that's pretty cool, right?
397
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,080
My little brother is a knight in Canada.
398
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,740
My sister is a den leader in girl scouts.
399
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,860
My Uncle's the second in line
to be manager at gart brothers.
400
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:07,250
Hmm, yeah.
401
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,480
And now the scraping off of the pudding.
402
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:13,920
Isn't she beautiful, scraping off the
pudding with the grace of a butterfly.
403
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,540
She rubs the pudding on her face.
404
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,790
The Prince now attempting to
remove one of the Princess' arms.
405
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,350
As is, of course, the tradition.
406
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,650
The Princess screaming with pain.
407
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:22,980
Everyone watching with anticipation.
408
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,350
And the arm is off!!
409
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,230
Things are back to normal here in Canada.
410
00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:27,710
The time honored traditions
are once again -
411
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:30,700
yes, the Prince is sticking
the Princess' arm up his ass.
412
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:31,730
There it goes.
413
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,280
He's really making a good go of it.
414
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:34,470
What a wonderful day for Canada.
415
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,070
And therefore of course, the world.
416
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,820
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