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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,326 --> 00:00:03,802 Oh, fuck! 2 00:00:39,079 --> 00:00:41,166 It's so big, where am I meant to put it? 3 00:00:41,252 --> 00:00:44,815 Oh, disgusting, disgusting. 4 00:00:45,554 --> 00:00:47,466 Oh, that is also disgusting 5 00:00:47,552 --> 00:00:50,204 Why did I let you buy me a shot? 6 00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:51,680 Ang, look, it's Adam. 7 00:00:51,767 --> 00:00:54,157 Adam who, one of your flings? 8 00:00:54,243 --> 00:00:55,069 Adam from work. 9 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:58,588 Oh yeah, I thought he was back for a few weeks. 10 00:00:58,675 --> 00:01:02,542 God, look at that hair, I barely recognized him. 11 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,018 Did you guys ever hookup? 12 00:01:04,104 --> 00:01:05,543 No, I tried, but the timing wasn't right. 13 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:08,711 Oh, you need to take your finger off the snooze button 14 00:01:08,797 --> 00:01:09,887 if you wanna hook up tonight. 15 00:01:09,888 --> 00:01:13,490 I need to process before making a move. 16 00:01:14,531 --> 00:01:17,314 Ooh, don't look now but your ex is here. 17 00:01:17,401 --> 00:01:18,616 Duncan? 18 00:01:18,702 --> 00:01:19,746 ♪ Glitter bombs ♪ 19 00:01:19,832 --> 00:01:21,831 ♪ Loaded dancer ready point that ♪ 20 00:01:21,918 --> 00:01:23,616 We should, yeah, we should, we should leave. 21 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:26,568 We can finish, "South Highway" season 2, yeah? 22 00:01:26,655 --> 00:01:28,480 Let's do it. 23 00:01:29,913 --> 00:01:33,606 ♪ Ooh I think I know you ♪ 24 00:01:33,692 --> 00:01:36,342 ♪ But I'm no better ♪ 25 00:01:36,428 --> 00:01:38,993 ♪ You're superhuman ♪ 26 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,471 ♪ Oh so super queer ♪ 27 00:01:41,557 --> 00:01:47,899 ♪ You make me feel so superhuman when you're near ♪ 28 00:01:47,986 --> 00:01:50,246 ♪ Ooh you're superhuman ♪ 29 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:53,983 ♪ Oh so super queer ♪ 30 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:54,678 ♪ You make me ♪ 31 00:01:54,764 --> 00:01:57,850 Sorry, I didn't think anyone was in here. 32 00:01:57,936 --> 00:01:59,368 That's okay. 33 00:02:00,152 --> 00:02:01,453 You look good. 34 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:04,582 You look deliciously good. 35 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:06,667 Thank you. 36 00:02:06,754 --> 00:02:09,274 Do you wanna come inside? 37 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:14,489 Adam, wait. 38 00:02:14,576 --> 00:02:15,488 Nope. 39 00:02:15,575 --> 00:02:16,400 Adam, Adam, Adam, wait. 40 00:02:16,487 --> 00:02:18,269 I don't have time for this, Ethan. 41 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,398 I can explain. 42 00:02:19,485 --> 00:02:21,136 Yeah, you can explain? 43 00:02:21,223 --> 00:02:22,789 Let me guess, it's not what it looks like. 44 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:26,523 Well, it was, but I can explain, if you just stop. 45 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:27,522 I've got a busy day. 46 00:02:27,608 --> 00:02:29,520 And finding you kissing someone at work 47 00:02:29,606 --> 00:02:31,605 was not on my to-do list. 48 00:02:31,692 --> 00:02:32,648 Why are you angry? 49 00:02:32,734 --> 00:02:33,952 Why am I angry? 50 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:37,603 Oh, I mean, you could have told me you liked guys. 51 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:38,645 You knew all about me, 52 00:02:38,732 --> 00:02:40,989 'cause that's what brothers do, don't they? 53 00:02:41,076 --> 00:02:41,774 They share stuff. 54 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,731 I mean, "Hey look, I've got a birthmark on my ass, 55 00:02:43,732 --> 00:02:45,729 I pull down my pants right now and I'll show you." 56 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,117 I've got a birthmark on my ass. 57 00:02:47,204 --> 00:02:49,331 See, I'm sharing, it's not that hard. 58 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:50,246 Well, guess what? 59 00:02:50,332 --> 00:02:53,200 I never grew up having to share anything, Adam. 60 00:02:53,286 --> 00:02:53,808 It was just me. 61 00:02:53,894 --> 00:02:56,936 Well, you're gay now, we share everything. 62 00:02:57,022 --> 00:02:58,977 Clothing, guys, STIs. 63 00:02:59,064 --> 00:03:00,412 Look, I mean, it's a whole world 64 00:03:00,499 --> 00:03:01,411 I'd love to spend more time on, 65 00:03:01,497 --> 00:03:03,148 but my Uber is two minutes away. 66 00:03:03,235 --> 00:03:05,364 I'm bi, I'm not gay. 67 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:07,057 See, that counts as a share. 68 00:03:07,144 --> 00:03:09,143 Yeah, it's a start. 69 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:10,101 But it would've been nice 70 00:03:10,187 --> 00:03:11,882 if you had of just spoken to me about it. 71 00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:15,399 All right, I just, I didn't know how you'd react. 72 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:16,357 Well, it may have been better 73 00:03:16,444 --> 00:03:18,399 than finding out the way I just did. 74 00:03:18,485 --> 00:03:21,655 All right, I'm sorry, it just happened. 75 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,828 Putting too much sugar in a coffee just happened. 76 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:26,610 Sticking your tongue down someone's throat 77 00:03:26,697 --> 00:03:28,652 is something else. 78 00:03:29,651 --> 00:03:30,346 Look, I get it. 79 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,388 Everyone's got their own journey or whatever. 80 00:03:32,474 --> 00:03:36,384 And if you need to talk, message me. 81 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:40,469 All right, thanks Adam, that, that would be nice. 82 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:44,423 But for now, I have a reputation to uphold 83 00:03:44,509 --> 00:03:48,550 and I don't want your escapades to reflect on me. 84 00:03:48,636 --> 00:03:50,114 Okay, that's fair. 85 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,503 Can you try not to fuck anyone else at work? 86 00:03:53,589 --> 00:03:56,282 But what if they wanna fuck me? 87 00:03:57,630 --> 00:04:00,367 Either way, just try, please. 88 00:04:00,453 --> 00:04:05,929 All right, I'll try, but don't worry about me. 89 00:04:06,015 --> 00:04:08,317 Everything's gonna be fine. 90 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:10,621 Okay, my car's here. 91 00:04:14,226 --> 00:04:16,181 Welcome to "Single, Out." 92 00:04:19,744 --> 00:04:22,612 Guys, guys, guys, I have some good news. 93 00:04:22,698 --> 00:04:24,218 The DP I wanted said yes. 94 00:04:24,304 --> 00:04:27,261 The bad news is half our budget is going to him, 95 00:04:27,348 --> 00:04:29,259 which means, I'm so sorry, Willow, 96 00:04:29,346 --> 00:04:30,477 your costume budget is getting cut. 97 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:33,039 That's fine, I'll hunt through what I have. 98 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,647 I have so many clothes, it's not even funny. 99 00:04:34,648 --> 00:04:35,603 That's the spirit. 100 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:36,514 Jerry, can we adjust that? 101 00:04:36,601 --> 00:04:37,775 Yeah, so it's already been adjusted. 102 00:04:37,776 --> 00:04:39,035 I also cut cost on location. 103 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:41,163 Oh my God, how'd you manage that? 104 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:42,771 You can thank me. 105 00:04:42,857 --> 00:04:45,030 We also got the okay to film. 106 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:46,724 Yeah, grandma loves us here. 107 00:04:46,811 --> 00:04:48,810 Oh, that's nice of her, Theo. 108 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:51,243 Let's give you an EP credit. 109 00:04:51,764 --> 00:04:56,934 I also just have a few changes to make to the script, 110 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,238 if that's still cool. 111 00:04:58,325 --> 00:05:00,019 That would've been cool three weeks ago 112 00:05:00,106 --> 00:05:03,234 when I asked everybody to send through their notes. 113 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,971 What's the change? 114 00:05:05,449 --> 00:05:11,923 Well, I, uh, just feel that my character 115 00:05:12,835 --> 00:05:16,353 wouldn't be wearing white at this part of his journey. 116 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,267 That's a me question. 117 00:05:17,354 --> 00:05:18,486 I'm gonna leave that one with you, Willow. 118 00:05:18,487 --> 00:05:23,740 Now, if nobody has anything else to add, let's stop here. 119 00:05:24,781 --> 00:05:26,173 Ooh, one sec guys. 120 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:31,465 Mum? 121 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:41,378 One sec, Memphis is calling. 122 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:42,682 I'll call you later. 123 00:05:42,769 --> 00:05:45,551 Okay, love you, bye. 124 00:05:46,897 --> 00:05:47,940 Thank fuck you called. 125 00:05:48,026 --> 00:05:49,851 You saved me from a mum call. 126 00:05:49,938 --> 00:05:50,807 I was just calling to say 127 00:05:50,894 --> 00:05:55,413 that Ange is gonna put in a half page ad for your fundraiser 128 00:05:55,499 --> 00:05:58,323 and they want to run a story too. 129 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,629 Oh my God, that's great news. 130 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,232 Well, as your momager, I'll tee up a meeting 131 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:05,360 so you can go in and chat logistics. 132 00:06:05,447 --> 00:06:07,446 Okay, cool, thank you. 133 00:06:07,532 --> 00:06:08,273 Oh, one sec. 134 00:06:08,359 --> 00:06:12,575 Hey, I just wanna see if Jerry's working on set. 135 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:13,703 Yeah, he will be, why? 136 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,874 Cool, no, no reason. 137 00:06:15,962 --> 00:06:18,352 Look, I just like working with him 138 00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:19,958 and not that I love him or anything, 139 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:21,483 just, you know, I think he's really cool. 140 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:24,130 Cool, did you want me to pass that message onto him? 141 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,258 Yeah, yeah, I'd love if you could do that. 142 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,692 Okay, leave it with me. 143 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:29,562 - Thank you. - Okay. 144 00:06:29,648 --> 00:06:31,516 - Thank you. - All good, okay. 145 00:06:32,385 --> 00:06:35,471 Ooh, sensing a bit of an onset crush. 146 00:06:35,557 --> 00:06:37,732 Yeah, and that's the last thing we need on set right now. 147 00:06:37,733 --> 00:06:41,118 Well, hey, at least they're putting themselves out there. 148 00:06:41,204 --> 00:06:43,203 I only have time for my films. 149 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:45,462 My love life can wait. 150 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,442 Okay, and? 151 00:07:13,528 --> 00:07:14,876 Well, they were so nice to me 152 00:07:14,962 --> 00:07:17,049 and they gave my own desk and everything. 153 00:07:17,135 --> 00:07:22,521 That's very cool, but why are you telling me this? 154 00:07:22,607 --> 00:07:26,303 I don't know, I wanted to share my day with you. 155 00:07:26,389 --> 00:07:31,385 But I thought this was just to hook up? 156 00:07:32,993 --> 00:07:35,686 Oh, I don't. 157 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,945 We can fuck again? 158 00:07:39,032 --> 00:07:41,289 Maybe we can sleep for a bit? 159 00:07:41,376 --> 00:07:43,637 You can sleep over if you like. 160 00:07:45,547 --> 00:07:46,765 I, I better not. 161 00:07:46,851 --> 00:07:51,803 I just, I don't wanna give you the wrong idea. 162 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,659 I'm so happy you texted me to hook up. 163 00:08:11,746 --> 00:08:12,571 Why? 164 00:08:12,657 --> 00:08:14,049 Otherwise I wouldn't be here. 165 00:08:14,136 --> 00:08:17,871 Well, that's me, I'm a hookup kind of guy. 166 00:08:22,564 --> 00:08:24,781 And you kiss really well. 167 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:26,434 That's just so nice to be able to be in the moment 168 00:08:26,435 --> 00:08:30,951 and not label anything or think about the future too much 169 00:08:31,037 --> 00:08:33,079 'cause we're just kissing, right? 170 00:08:33,165 --> 00:08:35,164 I'm sensing this might be a bigger deal 171 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:37,424 than you're suggesting. 172 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,335 Oh, sorry. 173 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:48,109 So, what kind of movies do you like? 174 00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:50,153 Mostly comedies. 175 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,065 Like rom-coms? 176 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:53,368 No, just comedies. 177 00:08:53,454 --> 00:08:55,323 I'm not really into romance films. 178 00:08:55,409 --> 00:09:01,144 Interesting, I bet you're a closet rom-com boy. 179 00:09:01,665 --> 00:09:03,578 You'd lose that bet. 180 00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:08,183 Have you ever been in love? 181 00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:13,134 I've never had my heart broken. 182 00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:18,349 I never thought about it that way. 183 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:24,604 Or do you not get close enough to someone to fall for them? 184 00:09:26,518 --> 00:09:30,775 I don't know, perhaps. 185 00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:11,355 Fuck me. 186 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:11,962 What's up? 187 00:10:12,048 --> 00:10:13,874 I don't know what to write about. 188 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,700 Oh, that's easy, just get the black laptop. 189 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:18,739 All the ideas that we have for the mag go into this. 190 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,480 Honestly, there's years and years of ideas, 191 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:23,215 you'll never not have anything to write about. 192 00:10:23,301 --> 00:10:26,517 And then who edits my work? 193 00:10:26,604 --> 00:10:28,210 That would be me. 194 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,817 Interesting. 195 00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:33,339 - 'Cause I know Anthony can. - Yeah, he's like a Lagerfeld. 196 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:35,771 - Oh, Anthony. - Have a good one, guys, bye. 197 00:10:35,858 --> 00:10:38,248 - Bye, see ya. - See ya. 198 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,030 Oh, see you guys. 199 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,028 - See ya. - Bye, bye. 200 00:10:40,115 --> 00:10:41,678 Anthony can shake it like a Polaroid. 201 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:44,893 Well, I don't need to see that in my mind. 202 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:48,849 So, Ethan, hey, what are your thoughts? 203 00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:50,325 Hey, Oliver, sorry to interrupt. 204 00:10:50,412 --> 00:10:53,279 I just wanted to say thank you for your help today. 205 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:54,191 No worries at all, 206 00:10:54,277 --> 00:10:57,971 happy to be of assistance to you and your needs. 207 00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:00,319 You know what I mean? 208 00:11:00,405 --> 00:11:03,880 Yeah, I'm just taking the laptop home for a head start. 209 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,010 Cool, but if anything happens to it, 210 00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:08,268 I will take you off the payroll. 211 00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:11,527 Don't worry, it's safe with me. 212 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:15,481 Hey, wanna come out for my hens drinks? 213 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:16,306 What hens drinks? 214 00:11:16,393 --> 00:11:19,216 You know the drinks that you said you'd have for me 215 00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:20,346 if I ever asked? 216 00:11:20,432 --> 00:11:22,172 I'm asking now. 217 00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:25,430 I'll come, when is it? 218 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:26,516 Right now. 219 00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:27,168 Now? 220 00:11:27,255 --> 00:11:28,518 - Uh-huh. - Can I get changed first? 221 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:30,688 No. I'm sure we can find something for you, let's go. 222 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,771 My car's just over here. 223 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,035 You know, I've been wanting to give you 224 00:11:34,036 --> 00:11:34,901 a hens for months now, 225 00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:36,120 and suddenly you're feeling festive. 226 00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:39,158 I think we should get to know Ethan a little better. 227 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:40,071 Why? 228 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,246 I have a good feeling about him. 229 00:11:41,247 --> 00:11:42,155 Pass me that plate. 230 00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:44,633 Oh, you know, you don't need to clean so much. 231 00:11:44,719 --> 00:11:46,026 We're only gonna mess it up anyway. 232 00:11:46,027 --> 00:11:48,411 You know, I like the place to be clean 233 00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:49,454 when we have someone new coming over. 234 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:50,718 Oh, have you checked the toilet, 235 00:11:50,719 --> 00:11:53,453 you might have left splatters. 236 00:11:53,539 --> 00:11:54,755 Oh fuck! 237 00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:05,181 Hey, can I borrow this for tonight? 238 00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:07,180 Sure. 239 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,571 Thanks. 240 00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:11,266 And then as soon as she told me 241 00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:13,786 she thought Ruby Rose was overrated as well, 242 00:12:13,872 --> 00:12:15,048 I was like, "This is the woman 243 00:12:15,049 --> 00:12:18,650 I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with." 244 00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:20,172 But she wasn't gay? 245 00:12:20,259 --> 00:12:20,823 Yeah, so? 246 00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:22,391 Try not to overthink the ways of the lesbian. 247 00:12:22,392 --> 00:12:24,906 It's a complex world I'm yet to understand. 248 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,820 Okay, listen boys, this has been fun, 249 00:12:26,906 --> 00:12:28,034 but I really need to piss 250 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,816 so I'm just gonna meet you inside. 251 00:12:31,077 --> 00:12:31,989 How does she run so fast 252 00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:33,597 and hold her bladder at the same time? 253 00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:35,899 I have no idea. 254 00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:37,638 Ugh, tell you what, 255 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,158 this whole wedding thing has been so weird. 256 00:12:40,244 --> 00:12:43,242 I mean, why does someone pay thousands of dollars 257 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,462 just to show the other person 258 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,631 how much they really care about them? 259 00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:48,976 I don't think it's supposed to be about care. 260 00:12:49,063 --> 00:12:52,366 I think it's supposed to be about a celebration of the love 261 00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:55,364 for the person you're closest with. 262 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:58,882 Yeah, that's nice too. 263 00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:01,141 Let's drink to that. 264 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,008 That is my boy. 265 00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:07,355 That is the boy. 266 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,266 That is my boy. 267 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:11,221 I need to pee. 268 00:13:11,308 --> 00:13:14,610 Yo, Ethan, it's been ages, looking good my friend. 269 00:13:14,697 --> 00:13:15,610 Didn't I see you yesterday? 270 00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:18,216 My bad, he doesn't remember anything 20 minutes ago. 271 00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:21,040 All right, bro, bit of personal space. 272 00:13:21,127 --> 00:13:22,607 Are you looking for any caps tonight? 273 00:13:22,608 --> 00:13:24,168 I've got a two for one deal going. 274 00:13:24,255 --> 00:13:25,949 Nah, I'm all right. 275 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:28,643 Okay, in that case, can you help me out 276 00:13:28,729 --> 00:13:29,729 with some spare change? 277 00:13:29,816 --> 00:13:31,511 I need a drink, bad. 278 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,899 Who carries change anymore? 279 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,118 I didn't know you were that thirsty. 280 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:39,070 Maybe if you suck his dick he might give you some change. 281 00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:42,068 - Oh, down. - Hey! 282 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,893 Hey, and who's this pretty thing? 283 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:47,454 Hey, hands off, he's not interested. 284 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:49,541 - At least I have you. - You do have me. 285 00:13:49,627 --> 00:13:53,495 That's my boy, that's my boy, that's my boy. 286 00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:56,362 - Come here. - Come on this, come on this. 287 00:13:56,449 --> 00:13:57,405 - Come on this. - That's my boy. 288 00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:58,624 - Hey, I need another drink. - Yeah. 289 00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,795 - I need another drink. - Need a drink. 290 00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:00,835 I want a drink. 291 00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:02,966 Somebody get me a drink! 292 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:04,008 No, okay, you don't. 293 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:05,006 You're not listening to me. 294 00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:09,177 Okay, listen, listen, "The Muppets" is the best 295 00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:11,481 because it is the original, okay? 296 00:14:11,568 --> 00:14:13,045 So it's the best, that's it. 297 00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:16,476 Yes, but "The Muppet Babies" is a classic 298 00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:18,780 and takes the characters on actual adventures. 299 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:21,865 Plus, you can see them move with legs, 300 00:14:21,951 --> 00:14:23,647 with fucking moving legs. 301 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,126 Who gives a fuck about legs, okay? 302 00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:27,446 You don't need legs to be awesome. 303 00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:28,488 You're crazy. 304 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:29,185 You are. 305 00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:31,230 Guys, guys, can we just pause this topic for a minute 306 00:14:31,231 --> 00:14:32,659 and remember why we're here? 307 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,442 Ange, you're getting married soon. 308 00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:35,311 How wonderful is that? 309 00:14:35,397 --> 00:14:39,221 Yeah, yeah, but you know what would be more wonderful? 310 00:14:39,308 --> 00:14:41,741 If you could sing at my wedding? 311 00:14:41,828 --> 00:14:42,654 You can sing? 312 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:43,262 Hardly. 313 00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:46,693 Oh, shush. Is it...? 314 00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:50,083 Hey boys, Kay's coming to get me 315 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:54,340 so we can have a hen do bit AKA a fuckfest. 316 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,599 You're leaving already? 317 00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:57,164 Yes, mwa, mwa. 318 00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:59,249 Get home safe bitches, later. 319 00:14:59,336 --> 00:15:00,727 Bye. 320 00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:04,549 Are you going too? 321 00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:07,156 Maybe I should. 322 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:09,154 I'm getting kind of tired. 323 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,024 Or maybe you don't. 324 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:15,497 Here, take this. 325 00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:17,801 No, I can't. 326 00:15:17,888 --> 00:15:21,582 Come on, it'll just wake you up a little bit. 327 00:15:21,669 --> 00:15:24,188 Here, take it from me. 328 00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:32,313 ♪ I got into this mess ♪ 329 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,179 ♪ I always hated seeing ♪ 330 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,222 Now what? 331 00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:37,091 Now, we dance. 332 00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:39,568 ♪ Fucking best ♪ 333 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,394 ♪ It's not quite there ♪ 334 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,564 ♪ But close enough ♪ 335 00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,734 ♪ Time's moving fast ♪ 336 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,950 ♪ I'm catching up ♪ 337 00:15:52,037 --> 00:15:58,467 ♪ I didn't think that I would call your bluff ♪ 338 00:15:58,597 --> 00:16:01,943 ♪ It's not quite there but close enough ♪ 339 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:06,157 ♪ it's not quite there but close enough ♪ 340 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,009 Oliver, can we have a chat? 341 00:16:30,095 --> 00:16:31,356 I'm kind of busy dancing. 342 00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:32,876 It's just for a minute. 343 00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:35,135 Maybe take a hint, love. 344 00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,394 Are you for real? 345 00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:39,437 Yeah. 346 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,262 ♪ 'Cause that's the way it ♪ 347 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,694 Who was that dude? 348 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:46,126 My dick ex. 349 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,040 You okay? 350 00:16:47,127 --> 00:16:48,821 Yeah, and thanks for that. 351 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,689 You saved me from a really long conversation 352 00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:54,078 I didn't wanna have for the 100th time. 353 00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:02,463 Where's the laptop? 354 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:03,852 It's here somewhere. 355 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,896 Yeah, but where is it? 356 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,458 What's it? 357 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,934 Anthony's gonna kill us. 358 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,407 Oh, mm. 359 00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:25,142 That's it, keep going. 360 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:27,270 I'm close. 361 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,574 Wait for me. 362 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:32,005 I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 363 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,004 You're gonna wait for me, yeah. 364 00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:39,305 Oh! 365 00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:41,217 Is that me or you? 366 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,648 That's me, that's my brother. 367 00:17:47,604 --> 00:17:48,906 Can it wait? 368 00:17:49,472 --> 00:17:50,905 I don't know, can you? 369 00:18:01,723 --> 00:18:03,853 Ethan, what's up? 370 00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:06,459 ♪ Oh no ♪ 25885

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